WEBVTT - Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #20 

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<v Speaker 1>World. Would you mind cillion pieces? Would trotting guys? Gals?

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<v Speaker 1>No binary palace. Welcome to a bonuside, Hi, Scotti.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a pleasure. We're starting in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I like when we record in the mornings, which is rare.

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<v Speaker 2>We're usually afternoon dogs. But it does. It's a nice

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<v Speaker 2>way to start the day. You're the first person I

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<v Speaker 2>get to talk to you. Except I ordered a cold Bruce.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm three SIPs of a cold brew in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, baby, I like it. I order a cold

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<v Speaker 1>brew in. I like that, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got that cold brew going. So by the

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<v Speaker 2>end this thing, I'm gonna be talking really fast, like

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<v Speaker 2>the micromachine man. And but I have a story for

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<v Speaker 2>you already know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready, I'm ready to hear it. Go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Oh what do you know? The micromachine man? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what you were going to say?

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<v Speaker 1>No, the the zoom froze right before you said that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you know how sometimes it speeds up the

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<v Speaker 1>audio to catch up with the current moment. It did

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<v Speaker 1>that when you said all of that, and so it

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<v Speaker 1>was hyper fast.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like you were into the Internet. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>very plugged into the Internet. I'm a digital.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy, very digital guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, the millennials we had, we were the vanguard, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we had to learn so that others could fly. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday, around four in the afternoon, I was pitching

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<v Speaker 2>and writing all day and I get this text and

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<v Speaker 2>I won't use the real here, give me a fake.

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<v Speaker 2>A guy's name, Kurt any Man's name, sal sal So

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<v Speaker 2>sal My, one of my close his friends, sou note

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<v Speaker 2>a guy that I'm just friends with, not even one

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<v Speaker 2>of my closest friends. I get this text. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a big ask, but if you could, if you have

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<v Speaker 2>some time tomorrow, any chance you could pick these up

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<v Speaker 2>and store them at Blank's place, another friend's place. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you have an assistant that could. And I wrote, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I can figure this out. And then they sent a

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<v Speaker 2>link to and it says adult Triple x VHS tapes,

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<v Speaker 2>tons of them horror rare. Okay, So they want me

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<v Speaker 2>to go pick up tons of the porno tapes porn

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<v Speaker 2>and horror, yeah, or the combination of both. Oh, porn horror.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, hey, I'm kind of busy today.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went last night and I get in touch

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<v Speaker 2>with this guy on Facebook marketplace, and the.

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<v Speaker 1>Many yestions before we get to this point. But why

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<v Speaker 1>why why would you? Why would he ask you this?

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<v Speaker 1>And why would you do it? Okay, he's in Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>you kind to him.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's a friend. He's a friend, but it's somebody

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't heard from in maybe six months or more

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<v Speaker 2>over test. So, yeah, this is a big ask. But

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<v Speaker 2>if you have some time tomorrow, any chance? So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, well, I can go tonight if they can

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<v Speaker 2>let me go at like eight, And so he's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>here's the guy's information and then all you got to

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<v Speaker 2>do is get him from his place to another friend's place.

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<v Speaker 2>And I go okay, so for storing. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I responded, yeah, I can figure this out. And so

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<v Speaker 2>I get in touch with the guy who has the tapes,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, where are you? And he's basically on

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<v Speaker 2>the east Side. He's not quite in Lincoln Heights, but

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<v Speaker 2>he's near Frogtown.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I drive to this address and there's a loading

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<v Speaker 2>dock and it's like a warehouse and it's so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>back in this parking lot and and I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm here, and the guy comes out he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh hey, awesome. Yeah I didn't hear. And I go

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<v Speaker 2>in and this is a warehouse of like just the

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<v Speaker 2>weirdest giant props.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Like there's there's like a guy in the corner welding something.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a man that's holding like a stuffed animal in

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<v Speaker 2>like like a It looked like a dog, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know what it was. And I passed that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy's just wandering around, and that dude holding the

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<v Speaker 2>stuffed dog or the stuffed animal whatever was continuously got

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<v Speaker 2>my way for the next fifteen minutes. So I round

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<v Speaker 2>this corner and the man that I meet is pretty nice.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't seem like super creepy and weird.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like a production guy who is just like he's

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<v Speaker 1>getting rid of this stuff from.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I was like, is this like a prop squarehouse?

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, it's like an art collective. And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that's all the conversation I need, and I

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<v Speaker 2>cover around the corner. There are twenty one boxes of porn. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they're labeled one two yards. That's how I know there's

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one. I they are full to the top, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I later ran the numbers and it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think there were something like forty to fifty cassette

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<v Speaker 2>vhs porn taped per box.

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<v Speaker 1>What oh, so it is all porn, it's all horror porn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's porn and horror movie porn.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I didn't know is that I did not know,

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<v Speaker 1>so porn was the thing either.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was definitely a weird place. So it was

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<v Speaker 2>like definitely the kind of thing where you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>is it a.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird place with twenty one boxes of horror porn just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for anyone to come by and pick up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And so I'm like, did sal already pay you?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, yay, pay me half, and then he's going

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<v Speaker 2>to pay you the other half. When you text him

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<v Speaker 2>and say you got him. I'm like, well that's smart.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're all just operating like business. Yeah, so I start.

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<v Speaker 1>I grabbed the first one room for twenty one boxes

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<v Speaker 1>in your car.

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<v Speaker 2>I borrow No, not in my car, I borrow an

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<v Speaker 2>SUV because I was.

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<v Speaker 1>You're such a good friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I want to be the kind of person that

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<v Speaker 2>somebody can go there's porn in Los Ange Angels, and

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<v Speaker 2>I need somebody responsible to go get it in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four hours, and I'm like, boy, did you text the

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<v Speaker 2>right guy? Also, you could say, hey, how you doing first? Anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>So so I grab a box and then this dude

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<v Speaker 2>i'm getting them from grabs a box of porn and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, there's so much heavier than I expected,

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty pounds, let's say twenty twenty five pounds, And

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<v Speaker 2>so I put it in, and the guy, because the

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<v Speaker 2>way I backed up to the loading doc, the man

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<v Speaker 2>whose porn it was, he hits his head on the

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<v Speaker 2>corner of the open suv, which is sharp like with

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom, and instantly it's like oh, and then he's

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<v Speaker 2>rubbing his head and walking away. So then it's just

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<v Speaker 2>me loading nineteen more boxes of pornography and then fitting

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<v Speaker 2>it into an suv like a Jengae like or like

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<v Speaker 2>a Tetris, and you don't want to corn, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>And also I don't look inside, and because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even want to know, like I know there's

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<v Speaker 2>tapes in there because you could see through like the handles,

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<v Speaker 2>but so I'm stuffing them in. I get them all

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<v Speaker 2>outside and then meanwhile, like I said, for fifteen minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of like walking back and forth out of

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<v Speaker 2>this warehouse over and I'm stacking them outside the suv

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<v Speaker 2>before I have to like figure out how to seats down.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy carrying the stuffed animal just repeatedly is zigzagging

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<v Speaker 2>in front of me to a point where I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>At first, I'm like, I'm not gonna say anything, because

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<v Speaker 2>I think this person might not be all the way there, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>whether on drugs or just in another way. And then

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<v Speaker 2>about the fifth time I'm walking by with two bankers

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<v Speaker 2>boxes full of porn, I'm like, hey, man, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like, oh oh oh, and then just steps

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<v Speaker 2>aside and then just stood and watched me carry porn

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<v Speaker 2>for another five minutes. So then I get it in

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<v Speaker 2>and I get it all the way and it's the

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<v Speaker 2>entire backs of all I took photos. I have photos

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<v Speaker 2>of all this because I wanted to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like the like like it sounds like this is

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<v Speaker 1>in Baltimore, do you know what I mean? Like, now

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<v Speaker 1>that you're just unloading this and a man holding a

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<v Speaker 1>stuffed dog is watching the whole time, if this very

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<v Speaker 1>much feels like a Baltimore specific place.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the guy welding in the corner, so you can't

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<v Speaker 2>look over there because it's just a blinding bright light

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<v Speaker 2>flickering every now and then. So I'm like, okay, thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they just closed the warehouse door. So then

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<v Speaker 2>it's just me in a parking lot with all was

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<v Speaker 2>porn in an SUV that I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Borrowing last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was actually kind of helped. So I start

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<v Speaker 2>loading it in and I fit it all in. But

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<v Speaker 2>I have like four boxes in the passenger seat afront,

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<v Speaker 2>I probably have eight in the middle seat, and then

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<v Speaker 2>in the back I just fit them in. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I packed them in. You would not have believed how

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<v Speaker 2>I got it in. So then I start driving and

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<v Speaker 2>my first thought is I hope I don't get t

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<v Speaker 2>boned in front of like a school. And then they

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<v Speaker 2>find load dead, my body dead, amongst just a mountain

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<v Speaker 2>of cassette pornography, most of which is horror movies. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the horror scared core porn. So so then I get

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<v Speaker 2>the address of where I'm going, and like, I figured

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<v Speaker 2>out it's actually not that far. It's like a twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minute drive, and so I drive it over there and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like laughing and this is so funny. I'm sending

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<v Speaker 2>pictures to people with just a boxes behind me. And

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<v Speaker 2>I get to the right neighborhood and I get outside

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<v Speaker 2>the house and I text the other person. We're going

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<v Speaker 2>to call her Mary, that's not her name, and I'm like, hey, Mary,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here. And she's like, oh, hey, dude, has no

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<v Speaker 2>idea what this means.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, hey, Sal, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>And so she comes out just thinking I'm like fun

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<v Speaker 2>and I know her a little bit too, like just

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<v Speaker 2>I know her enough where she's like, oh, hey, Scotty,

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<v Speaker 2>like what's wrong. And I'm like, hey, I have Sal's

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<v Speaker 2>boxes and she goes, what is this? I go, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's all pornography and she's like, what am I

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to do with it? I said, well, he said

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<v Speaker 2>that you were cool with it storing it here. She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>are you kidding me? And so, oh my gosh, she goes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want that in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably it's also just the definite just the genre

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<v Speaker 1>sounds terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, porn and horror movie porn. And so she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>is this really porn? Takes the lid off one of

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<v Speaker 2>the boxes. I mean packed to the gills as organized

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<v Speaker 2>as you can have cassette tapes one some of them

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<v Speaker 2>are red red cassette tapes. I don't remember those at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I was too young, I think for the VHS porn era.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we load them out and she goes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want those in my house. But there's like

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<v Speaker 2>a shed around back. We can put him there tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's going to get a storage unit. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>way I'm keeping all this here. She's like, what if

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<v Speaker 2>there's like bad porn on here? And I hadn't even

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<v Speaker 2>thought of that, So like, great, now I'm trans porting

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<v Speaker 2>something illegal. I hadn't thought of that. So then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get it out as fast as we can. And

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<v Speaker 2>so we loaded into this back shed that's like got

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know all kinds of stuff, and it's so

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<v Speaker 2>much that it barely fits in that little shed. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Is up you sound? This is what is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>To not check with this person? This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>She had no idea. Mary was like, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>all porno tapes? And I go, I think so, And

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<v Speaker 2>so we get we get everything in and she's moving

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<v Speaker 2>things to fit more boxes in. We can't even close

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<v Speaker 2>the shed door because it swings in. There's so much porn.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just relieved to have it out of my car.

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<v Speaker 2>I also have to go, you know, bring the suv back.

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<v Speaker 1>I borrowed at suv too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I didn't want to stick around either. But

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<v Speaker 2>like when we were leaving, she was like, what is this?

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<v Speaker 2>And so she opens the box when we're in the

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<v Speaker 2>shed and the she pulls out one tape and the

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<v Speaker 2>only it said triple X Cinderella, ebony and white. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we both put it back in because we were like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I bet that is a real thrill ride.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I left and then I texted her this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean to

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<v Speaker 2>just show up and drop porn on you. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, I already got a storage unit. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I already paid a task grab it to move it

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<v Speaker 2>for me.

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<v Speaker 3>This.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, you and I are recording it's nine to thirty

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<v Speaker 2>when we started at eight. By eight thirty, she had

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<v Speaker 2>already gotten it out of there. Wow, Because she didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want her landlord or whatever or anybody to be like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you a perf?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on so much more.

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<v Speaker 1>So sal sells pornography by the tape? Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>he does?

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<v Speaker 2>I think he? I honestly, you don't know what he

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<v Speaker 2>wants it for. I didn't ask. I just went and

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<v Speaker 2>moved that poorn And it's just the kind of guy

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be in people's life. And so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>done with it. The whole thing experience is over. But

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<v Speaker 2>it was I'm talking to zero DVDs, all VHS tapes.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a screenshot of the text message, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I just have photos of like me trying to figure

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<v Speaker 2>out how to get this much in. But I also,

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of smartly was like I'm not I mean, Kurt,

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<v Speaker 2>look this is what I walk into. That's how much poor?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's okay. So for folks, it is

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've ever seen the children show number.

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<v Speaker 2>Blocks, Yeah, it's exactly you see number blocks. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like a number blocks character and it's taller

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<v Speaker 1>than a human being. Wait, way way taller than a

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<v Speaker 1>human being, and wider, probably as wide as a human being.

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<v Speaker 2>Like laying down packed there's the back of the suv

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<v Speaker 2>and me trying to figure out how to get so

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<v Speaker 2>much VH. So anyways, uh, that's how I That's how

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ending my week. And what a way to end it.

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<v Speaker 2>What a thrill ride.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a I mean that is I love that, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like it's just so much. It's just so

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<v Speaker 1>much solder dude.

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<v Speaker 2>It was heavy, like I was. Mary couldn't carry more

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<v Speaker 2>than one box at a time. I was doing two

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<v Speaker 2>at a time just to get them out. But Mary

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<v Speaker 2>was like, what you seriously can't be and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>it is, it is. So that's how I started. That

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<v Speaker 2>was my Wednesday night or Thursday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, pretty great way to start the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty great way to start the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. I was so honored.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I'm so that's a wonderful story. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>happy for that story.

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<v Speaker 2>It felt good.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got back. I got back from from camping

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<v Speaker 1>and Shennon dead was it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's beautiful there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so beautiful there.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's these uh you know, primitive cabins that we go

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<v Speaker 1>to and you have to hike into them and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's got like a wood stove inside and it's

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<v Speaker 1>got a bunch of like cast iron pans that you

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<v Speaker 1>can use, and there's an outdoor fireplace that like is

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<v Speaker 1>just so key, and it was stocked with wood when

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<v Speaker 1>we got there, which is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Last time we hacked it or did you sleep inside?

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<v Speaker 1>I hammicked it. But the first night I hammocked it

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<v Speaker 1>was so windy. I was pretty miserable. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>next day I hammicked and it was delightful. And then

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<v Speaker 1>the third day it was just like a rain storm,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I don't need to because I

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<v Speaker 1>have a nice warm place to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, rain is out word fall rain, East Coast rain.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, especially in November, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a cold November rain.

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<v Speaker 1>What a delight. Also came up with an idea for

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<v Speaker 1>a show called how the hell did this even become

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<v Speaker 1>a thing?

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<v Speaker 2>I love that?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like it's just it's just like a where

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<v Speaker 1>in human history? How did like us eating mushrooms? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>how did like eating it as a food source? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>like something that like ninety eight ninety percent of them

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<v Speaker 1>like murder you immediately, and ten percent are kind of tasty?

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<v Speaker 1>How did that? How did that become a thing? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you have like different people, So here's how

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<v Speaker 1>it works. So you have three experts on one is

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<v Speaker 1>a real expert and the other two are comedians, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they have but have a very convincing story, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you get to decide which one is the actual

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<v Speaker 1>correct story of how we started eating mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. I think that's great. There's that board

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<v Speaker 2>game Malarkey. I think that's like you. Oh I remember

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<v Speaker 2>put it was. It was a fun I think it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's either Boulder Dash or Marlarky. But it was one

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<v Speaker 2>of those games where it goes, why are Levi's five

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<v Speaker 2>oh one jeans called five oh one? And then one

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<v Speaker 2>person has the card with the answer, and they can

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<v Speaker 2>choose to lie or not to lie, okay, and then

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<v Speaker 2>everybody else has to say, oh, I know they're called,

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<v Speaker 2>and it will be you. That's what I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is you would have been incredible because you

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<v Speaker 2>would just confidently being like, oh, yeah, I grew up

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<v Speaker 2>with this guy and uh, you know, his dad worked

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<v Speaker 2>on the railroad and the from Jersey to California, the

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<v Speaker 2>five oh one rail line, and the men that built

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<v Speaker 2>that line wore jeans, and Levi's made their jeans, so

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<v Speaker 2>they and you go, wait, is that right? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea, yeah, or say.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually were very simple. I know this because I used

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<v Speaker 1>to work in a Levi's jeans store in New York

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<v Speaker 1>City in two thousand and two. And it's just that

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<v Speaker 1>if five oh one is the Oklahoma area code that

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<v Speaker 1>the genes were actually started in.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe you you God makes so much sense to me. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a great idea. Also, if you can't

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<v Speaker 2>sell to a TV show, that would be a fun

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<v Speaker 2>podcast that would be your weight weight. Don't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great podcast idea, Yeah there is. I do

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<v Speaker 1>think they do it on weight weight. Don't tell me

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<v Speaker 1>as just a segment, but you know what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go on.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's huge dorks and you're cool. Actually exact dorks

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<v Speaker 2>are out. Nerds are out. Cool guys are back. It's

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<v Speaker 2>simply not ever going to be true again. The nerds

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<v Speaker 2>ruled the world sadly.

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<v Speaker 1>How about Oh, they're trying to take you. They're trying

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<v Speaker 1>the non dorks are trying to get it back.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, they're trying.

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<v Speaker 1>Here. What Okay, give me a would you rather do

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<v Speaker 1>you have? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, I have a bunch? Yeah, oh great? Thanks? Thanks everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>send them in. We have some gross ones, we have

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<v Speaker 2>some not gross ones. Okay, let's see, here's a real

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<v Speaker 2>simple one. Victoria sent this in thank you. Victoria. Would

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<v Speaker 2>you rather Taco Tuesday or Sunday brunch?

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Tuesday or Sunday Brunch?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you enjoy more?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking is I have a question if children are involved,

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<v Speaker 1>because it does change my answer? WHOA, yeah, okay, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your question? What's your what's for sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Tuesday. I waited too many brunches. I was a

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<v Speaker 2>waiter for so many brunches, and so I hate brunch.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually would I love breakfast hate brunch?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really? Oh? Because you had to? And also that

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<v Speaker 1>is my I mean, like that was my job all

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<v Speaker 1>through high school, was waiter for a bed and breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>So we only did breakfast, so it was like six

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<v Speaker 1>am to eleven am or something like that. But it

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<v Speaker 1>never made me dislike brunch. I always still love, even

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<v Speaker 1>the smells of it. I'm like, well, I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the beverages, to be honest, I mean it's over

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<v Speaker 2>priced eggs too. But like when you wait, I waited

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<v Speaker 2>brunch in Atlanta, so on Sara's and Sundays we did

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<v Speaker 2>bignet brunch where we had a place called Huey's. It

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<v Speaker 2>was New Orleans steam they made Bignet's. I told the

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<v Speaker 2>story once about Alvi, the guy that worked the beignet,

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<v Speaker 2>and he would He was a little Mexican man who

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<v Speaker 2>didn't speak English. He was great. He wore big Johnson

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<v Speaker 2>T shirts and Nascar hats and he was if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>lying and dying, he was four foot eleven. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>was great at making Bignet's. But by the end of

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<v Speaker 2>every brunch from all the powdered sugar, he just looked

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<v Speaker 2>like a little snowman back there, like covered in white powder.

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<v Speaker 2>And he would just like to see and just put

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<v Speaker 2>him in the windows. I'm like, Alvi, you're the man.

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<v Speaker 2>And the only thing he could say in English was

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<v Speaker 2>my American cousin. That's what he would say to me,

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<v Speaker 2>my American cousin, and I would go, thank you, ALBC.

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<v Speaker 2>So the thing that would piss me off is it

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<v Speaker 2>was the post church Baptist Church Atlanta crowd. So everybody's

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<v Speaker 2>dressed really well, it's Atlanta, so it's white and black,

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<v Speaker 2>which is wild landa is great and they would be

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<v Speaker 2>like a table of four would get the kids would

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<v Speaker 2>get two drinks at least, Like everybody get a water,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody get a chocolate milk or an apple juice or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever the kid wanted. Yeah, and then the parents would

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<v Speaker 2>get a bloody mary or a mimosa and a coffee

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<v Speaker 2>and a water tray is likes, and then everybody wants that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then waiters have to make their own drinks. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have somebody back there getting your SODA's and your

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<v Speaker 2>coffee is ready. Man, I hated I hated it so

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<v Speaker 2>much that it was great money because people were coming

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<v Speaker 2>from church and you could tell they felt a little

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<v Speaker 2>bad about being sinners, and so they were trying to

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<v Speaker 2>do the right thing. And but yeah, I would go

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Tuesday every time. Over Sunday brunch means yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't enjoy brunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday brunch with children does not sound delightful to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday brunch without children sounds like a real treat because

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<v Speaker 1>it's the beginning of a lazy day. It's the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of a you are you're You're You're like shifting, you're

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<v Speaker 1>shifting the day into vacation. Mode, true, right, the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing you do, which I really do like, and also

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<v Speaker 1>the only time I ever have brunch, or it used

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<v Speaker 1>to be when like a friend would come into town

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<v Speaker 1>and we had had a light late night the night before.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all hungry, but it's not it's it's not breakfast anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>but we don't want lunch. And that's when you would

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<v Speaker 1>have a brunch and a little hungover with some good friends.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's always one person who's like, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>I'm have a blooded Mary, and then people are like

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's just like that nice lazy feeling to

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of the day. Then you go home and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you watch a movie together and it's a delight.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm imagining I'm imagining Asbury Park in the in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the wintertime or the beginning of the winter time,

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<v Speaker 1>when it's not like, yes, so horrifying, and like a Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>a Sunday brunch. I like that Taco Tuesday, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>nighttime for children they have to eat, so might as

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<v Speaker 1>well just like that. And they they like tacos, they

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<v Speaker 1>like specific type of tacos, and we do it a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna go. So, if it's with kids, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going taco Tuesday. If it's without kids, I'm going brunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's unfair. I think a lot of parents out

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<v Speaker 2>there would agree with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, here's a we're giving a little advice

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Havanna boys.

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<v Speaker 2>This is me.

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<v Speaker 3>I am an activity director at a luxury senior living

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<v Speaker 3>community and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great.

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<v Speaker 3>However, sometimes the residents complaints, requests, comments are so utterly

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<v Speaker 3>ridiculous that like I lose the ability to speak English.

0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:20.879
<v Speaker 3>So I need like three statements responses just in my

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<v Speaker 3>back pocket that I can reply with when I freeze,

0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:27.120
<v Speaker 3>like with the same energy of it's all gravy baby,

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<v Speaker 3>something like that. You know, give me something something that

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<v Speaker 3>will be either so absurd that it just shuts the

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<v Speaker 3>conversation down and they don't also know what to say,

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:39.320
<v Speaker 3>or something that's just to catch all phrase that will

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<v Speaker 3>work no matter what. So, can I have a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of bananas phrases?

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<v Speaker 1>Please? Thank you? Hmmm?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the Baltimore legendary the one that you've heard me

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<v Speaker 2>say it so many times to crazy people on the

0:23:53.680 --> 0:23:57.440
<v Speaker 2>sidewalks when somebody's yelling about anything. Yeah, and maybe they're

0:23:57.480 --> 0:24:00.399
<v Speaker 2>yelling that they are dragging and that everybody else is

0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:03.280
<v Speaker 2>going to get punched in the face by an almighty God.

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<v Speaker 2>I always say you and me both, Bud, you and

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<v Speaker 2>me both, and it catches people soft guard where somebody's like,

0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:11.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kick your ass. You go, you me both? Man,

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe slap instead of a butt on there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just put gorgeous or spring chicken or about spring chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>M that's the best thing I've heard all day.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, you know, just go for a high five.

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<v Speaker 1>Just go for a high five. If you force high five,

0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:35.000
<v Speaker 1>people are so whoa what oh okay? Oh. If somebody

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<v Speaker 1>just comes up and it's just like, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should do. I think we should have

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<v Speaker 1>only raisins for desserts, and you go, that's the best

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<v Speaker 1>thing I heard all day. Up, top up, top, boom,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you can end it with a high five

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:49.320
<v Speaker 2>or low five, best thing I heard all day, Yeah,

0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:51.840
<v Speaker 2>that'll work. And then I think some of the ban

0:24:51.840 --> 0:24:54.280
<v Speaker 2>animals that follow us on Instagram know whenever we get

0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:58.359
<v Speaker 2>fake accounts or people are trying to send us I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Twenty one boxes up I always respond do

0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 2>you like corn on the cob? And uh, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why, but it works. It throws people. And the

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<v Speaker 2>best was there was one guy that was clearly a

0:25:10.600 --> 0:25:13.600
<v Speaker 2>scammer that was like, yes, I do enjoy corn, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's a great one. Do you like corn on

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<v Speaker 1>the cob? And then people most people would be like

0:25:17.960 --> 0:25:19.760
<v Speaker 1>I do and be like, well, I guess we're on

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<v Speaker 1>the same page then, and then walk away. Then high

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<v Speaker 1>five and walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. I think, yeah, see now we're yeah, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>something we can build off of. Do you like her

0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:31.840
<v Speaker 2>on the cop? But of course no, yeah, me neither.

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<v Speaker 2>That's something we can build off of. All right, back

0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 2>to the hule hoop competition, Larry.

0:25:35.359 --> 0:25:37.200
<v Speaker 1>You look right in the eye and you go, now

0:25:37.240 --> 0:25:39.840
<v Speaker 1>we're cooking with oil, and then you just walk away.

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:46.679
<v Speaker 2>You can also give the old walking away show of hands,

0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 2>then raise your hand and walk away, walking away show

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:52.000
<v Speaker 2>of hands. Okay, guys, I'll see you end his head out.

0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Of there, walk away show of hands, and then that's you.

0:25:55.359 --> 0:26:00.359
<v Speaker 2>And then you raise your own hands and walk away.

0:26:00.640 --> 0:26:02.720
<v Speaker 2>I said this once on a different podcast, but I've

0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:06.160
<v Speaker 2>never regretted pretending to be asleep in my whole life.

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:10.359
<v Speaker 2>So maybe just close your eyes and just pretend to

0:26:10.359 --> 0:26:13.640
<v Speaker 2>be asleep for a second, and then as the Brits say, sorry, love,

0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I was miles away.

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 1>I was miles away. All right, give me another one, Bamy.

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:22.640
<v Speaker 2>What a nice person, a kind of a fun job.

0:26:22.520 --> 0:26:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, right, But I can also imagine the lunatic

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:27.639
<v Speaker 1>requests as well.

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:32.159
<v Speaker 2>How haven't they remade Cocoon? That movie is awesome? No.

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:35.240
<v Speaker 1>Also, I mean people talk about this all the time,

0:26:35.280 --> 0:26:38.119
<v Speaker 1>but it still shocks me that like the majority of

0:26:38.119 --> 0:26:40.119
<v Speaker 1>the actors and that were like fifty five.

0:26:40.720 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I know, Wilford Brimley was younger than George Clooney is now.

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:48.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and people were just like, yeah, this is what

0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:51.720
<v Speaker 1>an older person looks like. It's okay, it's okay.

0:26:52.240 --> 0:26:55.399
<v Speaker 2>It is true, like you know the old forties, the

0:26:55.440 --> 0:26:59.199
<v Speaker 2>new thirty or thirty whatever they say, Yeah, it is true.

0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:02.840
<v Speaker 2>That's seventy is the new fifty. Like people that are

0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:06.280
<v Speaker 2>seventy now are so active and do so much stuff

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:09.880
<v Speaker 2>compared when we were kids. Like if my grandmother was seventy,

0:27:10.119 --> 0:27:13.879
<v Speaker 2>she she was like just a crip keeper. Yeah, Like

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:16.080
<v Speaker 2>it was like a person that died along It was

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 2>like the night at the end of Last Crusade where

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:20.200
<v Speaker 2>it's like I've been here for a thousand years.

0:27:20.359 --> 0:27:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my mother in law is seventy six, I think

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 1>or seventy five, and she is hikes up a mountain

0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:30.480
<v Speaker 1>three times, the Dolomite times a week. She went to

0:27:30.480 --> 0:27:33.520
<v Speaker 1>the she hiked the Dolomites at seventy five.

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:37.760
<v Speaker 2>You know it's so true. Yeah, but Cocoon. If you've

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:40.119
<v Speaker 2>never seen the movie Cocoon, don't let us spoil it

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 2>for you, but it is like a feel good sci

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:45.000
<v Speaker 2>fi comedy with old people, which I know is a

0:27:45.040 --> 0:27:48.800
<v Speaker 2>crazy mashup of genres, but with boomers being the biggest

0:27:48.800 --> 0:27:52.840
<v Speaker 2>percentage of America's population, Like, how haven't they brought back Cocoon?

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Just just do a remake with new actors.

0:27:55.480 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent people would love it. If

0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 1>you're going to remake absolutely everything on the planet, give

0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 1>us a Cocoon, baby.

0:28:07.280 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 2>I know it's so true. Also, I watched Wolf's Did

0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:12.120
<v Speaker 2>you watch Wolf?

0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Did watch Wolves? It was real right, Yeah, it was

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:21.960
<v Speaker 1>just like, oh, this has some fantastic premises and I'm

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:25.240
<v Speaker 1>ready to watch these two. I love watching them. I

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 1>love watching George Cooney and Brad Pitt, come on my

0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:30.120
<v Speaker 1>little baby boys.

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I love Amy Ryan everything Amy Ryan is in.

0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:36.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, she do you remember her? We hung out

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 2>with her a little bit in New York. Really, she

0:28:39.840 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 2>used to date. I don't know if she married.

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Uh Eric Slovan, Oh yeah, okay, So she.

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 2>Was always around the comedy scene. But every time she's

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:49.360
<v Speaker 2>in something, I'm like, this is gonna be good, and

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 2>she is good to this. But I thought Wolf's was

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:53.239
<v Speaker 2>kind of boring. It was.

0:28:53.760 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I paused it in the middle and then didn't

0:28:56.680 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 1>come back to it until I was on a plane,

0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, all right, I'll finish this.

0:29:01.080 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 2>I finished it on a plane. That is the ultimate insult.

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Insult if I wrote that movie and you're like, I

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:08.560
<v Speaker 2>paulished it at home and finished it on a plane.

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Because man, George Klooney and Brad Pitt just being fun together.

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Or hey, Clooney and Bradley Pitt.

0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Handsome guys, handsomest man's Clooney's the best, though, I do

0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I do like Clooney over I Sometimes, you know what

0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:27.400
<v Speaker 1>I better. Sometimes I'll just watch Up in the Air.

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:29.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll just watch Up in the Air, and I love

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:31.880
<v Speaker 1>up in the air so much. It's such a good

0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Jason Rightman, great movie, is a great director. Very proud

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:36.560
<v Speaker 1>of him.

0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:41.880
<v Speaker 2>You're very proud of the guy born into the Hollywood

0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 2>system who's dad directed Ghostbusters. Proud of that guy for

0:29:47.480 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 2>breaking through and getting the movie made. Did you ever

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 2>interview for any of the Ghostbusters jobs? I come brought

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 2>in for so many of those, and every time they're like,

0:29:55.600 --> 0:29:58.640
<v Speaker 2>you're our guy, and then just absolutely never picked me

0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 2>to write anything. So Lizy, I know it is so weird. Dude, Dude,

0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 2>I know it's about to get so much weirder too.

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Liz Man sent this in great name m A h

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 2>N Liz Man or Liz Man, not a would you rather?

0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 2>But if your fingers on one hand could squirt out liquids?

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:21.920
<v Speaker 2>What five liquids would you pick?

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:22.760
<v Speaker 1>This?

0:30:23.480 --> 0:30:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I know you would.

0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:26.719
<v Speaker 1>This is me up my alley man.

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, one has to be whatever gasoline your car takes.

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it was not what I would go to. I

0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:37.200
<v Speaker 1>don't want want, I don't want five. I don't want gasoline.

0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Finger. You don't want to walk out to your front yard,

0:30:40.800 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 2>wave of the neighbors and stick your finger in your

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 2>own car and filler up.

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:46.960
<v Speaker 1>I have an electric car. I kind of do that already.

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 2>That's what I forgot.

0:30:49.680 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 1>You have an electric car, So I don't want smelly

0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 1>gasoline fingers. No, Scott, He's got gasoline is number one.

0:30:57.600 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I like the smell of gas. Maybe that's part of

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 2>my problem. I love it. I think it smells great.

0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:04.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm having Seltzer as one.

0:31:04.760 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, just a plane, No.

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:13.880
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm going. I'm going lime spin drift. I got

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:17.800
<v Speaker 1>lime spin drift. And that's my pointer finger, Scotty. Who yeah?

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:23.760
<v Speaker 1>What Also if you make your gasoline finger your pinky finger,

0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:27.400
<v Speaker 1>that's Pinky's so funny. Just stick it in there, gas

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 1>and pinky. Are you writing this that Scotty's writing it down?

0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:31:30.560 --> 0:31:33.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, gas pinky.

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:35.680
<v Speaker 1>What's your number two?

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think we would be lying to ourselves if

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 2>we didn't put Tito's vodka out of one of our fingers,

0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:50.160
<v Speaker 2>and I would say, my thumb. Just look at that guy,

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 2>still sucking his thumb, just wobbling drunk.

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Here's what I don't know if I want unlimited, constant

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 1>access to v co on myself at all times. I

0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:05.320
<v Speaker 1>liked that it lives in a specific place and that

0:32:05.480 --> 0:32:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I have to go somewhere to get it.

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever sat at a bar, like

0:32:10.640 --> 0:32:12.840
<v Speaker 2>a real bar and looked at all those bottles and

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 2>thought to yourself, Wow, this is contained death.

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, it's poison.

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Poison. And when you look at a bar, you're like,

0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 2>if I drank three of these, I would die. And

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:27.440
<v Speaker 2>there they are glistening in the light, and we all

0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 2>sit and face them. How creepy is it to sit

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:31.760
<v Speaker 2>and face poison?

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:35.680
<v Speaker 2>It's insane? Yeah, and we's so many people do that's

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:38.560
<v Speaker 2>just sit and look at this poison that could ruin

0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:43.760
<v Speaker 2>everything for us. So, okay, Tito's vodka, thumb, gasoline, pinky.

0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm going. I'm going I'm going Crystal, Hot

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 1>sauce pinky.

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta have a hot sauce Yeyeah.

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think I'm going crystal because it kind of

0:32:57.720 --> 0:33:00.200
<v Speaker 1>is very You can use it on almost any thing

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 1>and it works. I would maybe go good Franks, but

0:33:02.720 --> 0:33:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I kind of like crystals better than Frank's or but also,

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 1>you know what I really like is that green chi

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:10.480
<v Speaker 1>green chilula.

0:33:11.040 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's so good.

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, is so good. So I would I'm thinking crystal

0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:20.000
<v Speaker 1>but maybe how that one is that's number.

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Three is a hot sauce just dnk ding dnk. Yeah,

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 2>that's good. I think maybe maybe for ring finger, I

0:33:29.160 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 2>go like a really nice uh air freshener, like a scent,

0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:37.640
<v Speaker 2>like so like if you were.

0:33:37.480 --> 0:33:39.680
<v Speaker 1>In at and then if you're.

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 2>In a bathroom, if you're in the back of an

0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:43.520
<v Speaker 2>ub or, you could just raise your ring finger in

0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 2>the air and just just whatever. My favorite signature scent

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:48.760
<v Speaker 2>is that.

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Is really really smart. I really like that Thank youinger scent.

0:33:58.040 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Such a good idea. I'm tempting.

0:34:00.720 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll go index finger barbecue sauce. I'll skip hot sauce.

0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:06.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm going barbecue sauce.

0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sauce.

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:12.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm gonna go index finger barbecue sauce. So like,

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 2>if I'm eating something, I'm like, you know what this needs,

0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:19.480
<v Speaker 2>I could just point at it, squirt barbecue sauce on it.

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I want something I want. I do want something salty, yeah,

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 1>but it's liquid, you know what I mean. So it's

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 1>just it's kind of difficult, like I don't know, I

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:32.000
<v Speaker 1>don't want I don't want pickle juice necessarily. I don't

0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:32.919
<v Speaker 1>necessarily want.

0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh crazy, I mean, we have so much liquid ivy already,

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:39.200
<v Speaker 2>so yeah, we can make that at home. I've been

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:41.479
<v Speaker 2>drinking it. I had one this morning too. God damn,

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<v Speaker 2>it's good. It's good.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, I got seltzer and hot sauce. I got

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<v Speaker 1>three left, right, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Could go hot sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know, I don't know. This is definitely one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my this is my ring fing her. There

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<v Speaker 1>is a There is a mustard that I got ooh

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<v Speaker 1>going hot tart already in the in the Paris airport.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a and you can only get it in France,

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<v Speaker 1>and I feel like such a bourgeois scumbag saying that,

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<v Speaker 1>But I can't find it anywhere else. And it's a

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<v Speaker 1>scallion and garlic mustard. Whoa that's made by me L

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<v Speaker 1>M I E L E And I can't get it

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<v Speaker 1>in the States. And I gotten the tiniest jar of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, this is the I put it

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<v Speaker 1>on everything. It was the most amazing mustard I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>eaten in my life. I would have that come out

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<v Speaker 1>of my ring.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Jon yeah, but with scallion and garlic, it was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was it wasn't you know what you know

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<v Speaker 1>how djon mustard can sometimes be a little bit harsh.

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<v Speaker 1>This was so smooth. It wasn't overwhelming, it wasn't overpowering,

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<v Speaker 1>but it still had such a good flavor. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's my ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's a good ring.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got two. We both have two left, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I have one left? Do you have? I have my

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<v Speaker 2>middle finger left? And I'm torn. I'm gonna be honest

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<v Speaker 2>with you, Okay, I'm torn between like spring water, pure cold,

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<v Speaker 2>delicious spring water and SPF thirty sunblock.

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<v Speaker 1>An SPF thirty sun block.

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<v Speaker 2>You go to the beach and you just you just

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<v Speaker 2>flip yourself off a little bit, just rub it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I do Seltzer and spring water because I

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<v Speaker 1>do kind of want both as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you love? You're a hydro.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a hydro guy, so I do, think I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do just I'm gonna have a Seltzer finger

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<v Speaker 1>and a water finger. Okay, So I got mustard, water,

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<v Speaker 1>Seltzer and hot sauce last one. Maybe we're going something sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta go something sweet. You gotta treat yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about Yeah, what am I talking about? Scotty? I

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly what it is. Okay, it's a cappuccino. Middle finger.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh damn, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Boom, just like that right in there, and it's a

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<v Speaker 1>perfect cappuccino.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, I might have to change mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah what the middle finger is the capucin? Oh wait, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, my thumb is sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're gonna suck that thumb. You're gonna be sucking caps.

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<v Speaker 1>I go for a cappuccino.

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<v Speaker 2>Being tired, sucks thumbs down, fills this cup. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>mine is pinky gasoline index finger pointing that barbecue sauce

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<v Speaker 2>at those chicken breasts. Thumb, I'm thumbing tetos. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>walking down the street getting drunk as hell. Ring finger.

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<v Speaker 2>A nice scent, A nice nice scent that that just

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<v Speaker 2>makes it smell good where.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you'll need it because you'll smell a gasoline everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or vodka, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Gasoline, and for breeze. You're gonna be the weirdest smelling

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<v Speaker 1>dude in town.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. And also, this is my left hand. My

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<v Speaker 2>right hand is going to just stay my normal strong

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<v Speaker 2>hand so I could wash it constantly. Middle finger, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going cappuccino with you. That's a great call.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you. Yes, And then I got I got

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<v Speaker 1>sparkling water, index finger, middle finger, no, no, middle finger, cappuccino,

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<v Speaker 1>ring finger, regular water, pinky finger, uh hot sauce, and

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<v Speaker 1>thumb no thumb is cappuccino, and and pointer finger is

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<v Speaker 1>a DJ Mustard.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the best game I've ever played. Whoever liz Man,

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<v Speaker 1>My god, thank you liz Man. Liz Man.

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<v Speaker 2>That is yep. Yeah, that was fun. And you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't have to be woody rathers. They can be hypotheticals.

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<v Speaker 2>You could just send to us what would you do?

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<v Speaker 2>And so that was sol fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you, Scottie, Thank you to everyone who sent

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