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Speaker 1: World. Would you mind cillion pieces? Would trotting guys? Gals?

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Speaker 1: No binary palace. Welcome to a bonuside, Hi, Scotti.

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a pleasure. We're starting in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I like when we record in the mornings, which is rare.

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Speaker 2: We're usually afternoon dogs. But it does. It's a nice

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Speaker 2: way to start the day. You're the first person I

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Speaker 2: get to talk to you. Except I ordered a cold Bruce.

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Speaker 2: I'm three SIPs of a cold brew in.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, baby, I like it. I order a cold

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Speaker 1: brew in. I like that, buddy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got that cold brew going. So by the

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Speaker 2: end this thing, I'm gonna be talking really fast, like

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Speaker 2: the micromachine man. And but I have a story for

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Speaker 2: you already know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm ready to hear it. Go for it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh what do you know? The micromachine man? Is

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Speaker 2: that what you were going to say?

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Speaker 1: No, the the zoom froze right before you said that.

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Speaker 1: And then you know how sometimes it speeds up the

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Speaker 1: audio to catch up with the current moment. It did

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Speaker 1: that when you said all of that, and so it

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Speaker 1: was hyper fast.

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Speaker 2: It was like you were into the Internet. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: very plugged into the Internet. I'm a digital.

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Speaker 1: Guy, very digital guy.

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Speaker 2: Guys, the millennials we had, we were the vanguard, you know,

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Speaker 2: we had to learn so that others could fly. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So yesterday, around four in the afternoon, I was pitching

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Speaker 2: and writing all day and I get this text and

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Speaker 2: I won't use the real here, give me a fake.

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Speaker 2: A guy's name, Kurt any Man's name, sal sal So

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Speaker 2: sal My, one of my close his friends, sou note

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Speaker 2: a guy that I'm just friends with, not even one

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Speaker 2: of my closest friends. I get this text. This is

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Speaker 2: a big ask, but if you could, if you have

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Speaker 2: some time tomorrow, any chance you could pick these up

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Speaker 2: and store them at Blank's place, another friend's place. Maybe

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Speaker 2: you have an assistant that could. And I wrote, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can figure this out. And then they sent a

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Speaker 2: link to and it says adult Triple x VHS tapes,

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Speaker 2: tons of them horror rare. Okay, So they want me

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Speaker 2: to go pick up tons of the porno tapes porn

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Speaker 2: and horror, yeah, or the combination of both. Oh, porn horror.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, hey, I'm kind of busy today.

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Speaker 2: So I went last night and I get in touch

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Speaker 2: with this guy on Facebook marketplace, and the.

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Speaker 1: Many yestions before we get to this point. But why

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Speaker 1: why why would you? Why would he ask you this?

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Speaker 1: And why would you do it? Okay, he's in Chicago,

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Speaker 1: you kind to him.

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Speaker 2: No, he's a friend. He's a friend, but it's somebody

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Speaker 2: I hadn't heard from in maybe six months or more

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Speaker 2: over test. So, yeah, this is a big ask. But

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Speaker 2: if you have some time tomorrow, any chance? So I

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Speaker 2: was like, well, I can go tonight if they can

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Speaker 2: let me go at like eight, And so he's like, well,

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Speaker 2: here's the guy's information and then all you got to

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Speaker 2: do is get him from his place to another friend's place.

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Speaker 2: And I go okay, so for storing. So I was like,

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Speaker 2: I responded, yeah, I can figure this out. And so

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Speaker 2: I get in touch with the guy who has the tapes,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, where are you? And he's basically on

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Speaker 2: he's near Frogtown.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I drive to this address and there's a loading

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Speaker 2: I think I'm here, and the guy comes out he's like,

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Speaker 2: oh hey, awesome. Yeah I didn't hear. And I go

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Speaker 2: in and this is a warehouse of like just the

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Speaker 2: weirdest giant props.

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Speaker 2: Like there's there's like a guy in the corner welding something.

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Speaker 1: He's like a production guy who is just like he's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, is this like a prop squarehouse?

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Speaker 2: He's like, it's like an art collective. And I was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: cover around the corner. There are twenty one boxes of porn. No,

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Speaker 2: vhs porn taped per box.

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Speaker 1: What oh, so it is all porn, it's all horror porn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's porn and horror movie porn.

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Speaker 1: Which I didn't know is that I did not know,

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Speaker 2: But it was definitely a weird place. So it was

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Speaker 1: Weird place with twenty one boxes of horror porn just

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And so I'm like, did sal already pay you?

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Speaker 2: He goes, yay, pay me half, and then he's going

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Speaker 2: to pay you the other half. When you text him

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Speaker 2: and say you got him. I'm like, well that's smart.

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Speaker 2: Now we're all just operating like business. Yeah, so I start.

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Speaker 1: I grabbed the first one room for twenty one boxes

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Speaker 2: I borrow No, not in my car, I borrow an

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Speaker 1: You're such a good friend.

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Speaker 2: Well, I want to be the kind of person that

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Speaker 2: somebody can go there's porn in Los Ange Angels, and

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Speaker 2: I need somebody responsible to go get it in twenty

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Speaker 2: four hours, and I'm like, boy, did you text the

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Speaker 2: So so I grab a box and then this dude

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Speaker 2: me loading nineteen more boxes of pornography and then fitting

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Speaker 2: And also I don't look inside, and because I'm like,

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Speaker 2: The guy carrying the stuffed animal just repeatedly is zigzagging

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Speaker 2: and he's like, oh oh oh, and then just steps

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Speaker 2: entire backs of all I took photos. I have photos

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Speaker 2: of all this because I wanted to do this.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like the like like it sounds like this is

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Speaker 2: Just the guy welding in the corner, so you can't

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Speaker 2: And then they just closed the warehouse door. So then

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Speaker 1: Borrowing last night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was actually kind of helped. So I start

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Speaker 2: loading it in and I fit it all in. But

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Speaker 2: I have like four boxes in the passenger seat afront,

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Speaker 2: I probably have eight in the middle seat, and then

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Speaker 2: boned in front of like a school. And then they

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Speaker 2: find load dead, my body dead, amongst just a mountain

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Speaker 2: I'm like laughing and this is so funny. I'm sending

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Speaker 2: the house and I text the other person. We're going

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Speaker 2: to call her Mary, that's not her name, and I'm like, hey, Mary,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, Sal, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: And so she comes out just thinking I'm like fun

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Speaker 2: I know her enough where she's like, oh, hey, Scotty,

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Speaker 2: like what's wrong. And I'm like, hey, I have Sal's

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Speaker 2: think it's all pornography and she's like, what am I

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Speaker 2: that you were cool with it storing it here. She goes,

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Speaker 2: are you kidding me? And so, oh my gosh, she goes, well,

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Speaker 2: I don't want that in my house.

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Speaker 1: It's probably it's also just the definite just the genre

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Speaker 2: Yeah, porn and horror movie porn. And so she's like,

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Speaker 2: is this really porn? Takes the lid off one of

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Speaker 2: the boxes. I mean packed to the gills as organized

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Speaker 2: as you can have cassette tapes one some of them

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Speaker 2: are red red cassette tapes. I don't remember those at all.

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Speaker 2: I was too young, I think for the VHS porn era.

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Speaker 2: And so we load them out and she goes, well,

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Speaker 2: I don't want those in my house. But there's like

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Speaker 2: a shed around back. We can put him there tonight.

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Speaker 2: But he's going to get a storage unit. There's no

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Speaker 2: way I'm keeping all this here. She's like, what if

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Speaker 2: there's like bad porn on here? And I hadn't even

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Speaker 2: thought of that, So like, great, now I'm trans porting

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Speaker 2: something illegal. I hadn't thought of that. So then I'm like,

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Speaker 2: so we loaded into this back shed that's like got

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Speaker 2: I don't know all kinds of stuff, and it's so

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Speaker 2: I like that. I think that's great. There's that board

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Speaker 2: But there's huge dorks and you're cool. Actually exact dorks

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Speaker 2: Sure, I have a bunch? Yeah, oh great? Thanks? Thanks everybody,

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Speaker 1: Taco Tuesday or Sunday Brunch?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking is I have a question if children are involved,

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Speaker 2: Taco Tuesday. I waited too many brunches. I was a

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Speaker 1: Oh really? Oh? Because you had to? And also that

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Speaker 1: Sunday brunch with children does not sound delightful to me.

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Speaker 1: We're all hungry, but it's not it's it's not breakfast anymore,

435
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 1: but we don't want lunch. And that's when you would

436
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 1: have a brunch and a little hungover with some good friends.

437
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,639
Speaker 1: And then there's always one person who's like, I'm a

438
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Speaker 1: I'm have a blooded Mary, and then people are like

439
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 1: and then it's just like that nice lazy feeling to

440
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: the beginning of the day. Then you go home and

441
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 1: maybe you watch a movie together and it's a delight.

442
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 2: That's nice.

443
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,919
Speaker 1: And I'm imagining I'm imagining Asbury Park in the in

444
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 1: the in the wintertime or the beginning of the winter time,

445
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 1: when it's not like, yes, so horrifying, and like a Sunday,

446
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 1: a Sunday brunch. I like that Taco Tuesday, you know,

447
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: nighttime for children they have to eat, so might as

448
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: well just like that. And they they like tacos, they

449
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: like specific type of tacos, and we do it a lot.

450
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,120
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go. So, if it's with kids, I'm

451
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: going taco Tuesday. If it's without kids, I'm going brunch.

452
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: Okay, it's unfair. I think a lot of parents out

453
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 2: there would agree with you.

454
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here's a we're giving a little advice

455
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Speaker 1: as well.

456
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Speaker 2: Kids.

457
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 3: Havanna boys.

458
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 2: This is me.

459
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 3: I am an activity director at a luxury senior living

460
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 3: community and I love it.

461
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: It's great.

462
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 3: However, sometimes the residents complaints, requests, comments are so utterly

463
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,439
Speaker 3: ridiculous that like I lose the ability to speak English.

464
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 3: So I need like three statements responses just in my

465
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 3: back pocket that I can reply with when I freeze,

466
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 3: like with the same energy of it's all gravy baby,

467
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 3: something like that. You know, give me something something that

468
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 3: will be either so absurd that it just shuts the

469
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 3: conversation down and they don't also know what to say,

470
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 3: or something that's just to catch all phrase that will

471
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Speaker 3: work no matter what. So, can I have a couple

472
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 3: of bananas phrases?

473
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: Please? Thank you? Hmmm?

474
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 2: Well, the Baltimore legendary the one that you've heard me

475
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 2: say it so many times to crazy people on the

476
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 2: sidewalks when somebody's yelling about anything. Yeah, and maybe they're

477
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 2: yelling that they are dragging and that everybody else is

478
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 2: going to get punched in the face by an almighty God.

479
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 2: I always say you and me both, Bud, you and

480
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 2: me both, and it catches people soft guard where somebody's like,

481
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick your ass. You go, you me both? Man,

482
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 2: So maybe slap instead of a butt on there. Yeah,

483
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 2: just put gorgeous or spring chicken or about spring chicken.

484
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 1: M that's the best thing I've heard all day.

485
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 2: Ooh, you know, just go for a high five.

486
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: Just go for a high five. If you force high five,

487
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: people are so whoa what oh okay? Oh. If somebody

488
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: just comes up and it's just like, you know what

489
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: I think we should do. I think we should have

490
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: only raisins for desserts, and you go, that's the best

491
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: thing I heard all day. Up, top up, top, boom,

492
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: and then you walk away.

493
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you can end it with a high five

494
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: or low five, best thing I heard all day, Yeah,

495
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 2: that'll work. And then I think some of the ban

496
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 2: animals that follow us on Instagram know whenever we get

497
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 2: fake accounts or people are trying to send us I

498
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 2: don't know. Twenty one boxes up I always respond do

499
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: you like corn on the cob? And uh, I don't

500
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 2: know why, but it works. It throws people. And the

501
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: best was there was one guy that was clearly a

502
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: scammer that was like, yes, I do enjoy corn, but.

503
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: Actually that's a great one. Do you like corn on

504
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: the cob? And then people most people would be like

505
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: I do and be like, well, I guess we're on

506
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: the same page then, and then walk away. Then high

507
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: five and walk away.

508
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 2: Man. I think, yeah, see now we're yeah, and that's

509
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,479
Speaker 2: something we can build off of. Do you like her

510
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: on the cop? But of course no, yeah, me neither.

511
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 2: That's something we can build off of. All right, back

512
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 2: to the hule hoop competition, Larry.

513
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: You look right in the eye and you go, now

514
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: we're cooking with oil, and then you just walk away.

515
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 2: You can also give the old walking away show of hands,

516
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: then raise your hand and walk away, walking away show

517
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 2: of hands. Okay, guys, I'll see you end his head out.

518
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: Of there, walk away show of hands, and then that's you.

519
00:25:55,359 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 2: And then you raise your own hands and walk away.

520
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 2: I said this once on a different podcast, but I've

521
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 2: never regretted pretending to be asleep in my whole life.

522
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: So maybe just close your eyes and just pretend to

523
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 2: be asleep for a second, and then as the Brits say, sorry, love,

524
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: I was miles away.

525
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: I was miles away. All right, give me another one, Bamy.

526
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 2: What a nice person, a kind of a fun job.

527
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: I know, right, But I can also imagine the lunatic

528
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: requests as well.

529
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 2: How haven't they remade Cocoon? That movie is awesome? No.

530
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: Also, I mean people talk about this all the time,

531
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: but it still shocks me that like the majority of

532
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 1: the actors and that were like fifty five.

533
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: I know, Wilford Brimley was younger than George Clooney is now.

534
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: Yes, and people were just like, yeah, this is what

535
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: an older person looks like. It's okay, it's okay.

536
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 2: It is true, like you know the old forties, the

537
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:59,199
Speaker 2: new thirty or thirty whatever they say, Yeah, it is true.

538
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: That's seventy is the new fifty. Like people that are

539
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: seventy now are so active and do so much stuff

540
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 2: compared when we were kids. Like if my grandmother was seventy,

541
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 2: she she was like just a crip keeper. Yeah, Like

542
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: it was like a person that died along It was

543
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: like the night at the end of Last Crusade where

544
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 2: it's like I've been here for a thousand years.

545
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mother in law is seventy six, I think

546
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: or seventy five, and she is hikes up a mountain

547
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: three times, the Dolomite times a week. She went to

548
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: the she hiked the Dolomites at seventy five.

549
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 2: You know it's so true. Yeah, but Cocoon. If you've

550
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 2: never seen the movie Cocoon, don't let us spoil it

551
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 2: for you, but it is like a feel good sci

552
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: fi comedy with old people, which I know is a

553
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 2: crazy mashup of genres, but with boomers being the biggest

554
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: percentage of America's population, Like, how haven't they brought back Cocoon?

555
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 2: Just just do a remake with new actors.

556
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent people would love it. If

557
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: you're going to remake absolutely everything on the planet, give

558
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: us a Cocoon, baby.

559
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: I know it's so true. Also, I watched Wolf's Did

560
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 2: you watch Wolf?

561
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: Did watch Wolves? It was real right, Yeah, it was

562
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: just like, oh, this has some fantastic premises and I'm

563
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: ready to watch these two. I love watching them. I

564
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: love watching George Cooney and Brad Pitt, come on my

565
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: little baby boys.

566
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love Amy Ryan everything Amy Ryan is in.

567
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 2: I'm like, she do you remember her? We hung out

568
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: with her a little bit in New York. Really, she

569
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 2: used to date. I don't know if she married.

570
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: Uh Eric Slovan, Oh yeah, okay, So she.

571
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 2: Was always around the comedy scene. But every time she's

572
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 2: in something, I'm like, this is gonna be good, and

573
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: she is good to this. But I thought Wolf's was

574
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,239
Speaker 2: kind of boring. It was.

575
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I paused it in the middle and then didn't

576
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: come back to it until I was on a plane,

577
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: and then I was like, all right, I'll finish this.

578
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 2: I finished it on a plane. That is the ultimate insult.

579
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 2: Insult if I wrote that movie and you're like, I

580
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: paulished it at home and finished it on a plane.

581
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: Because man, George Klooney and Brad Pitt just being fun together.

582
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 2: Or hey, Clooney and Bradley Pitt.

583
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: Handsome guys, handsomest man's Clooney's the best, though, I do

584
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: I do like Clooney over I Sometimes, you know what

585
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: I better. Sometimes I'll just watch Up in the Air.

586
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: I'll just watch Up in the Air, and I love

587
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: up in the air so much. It's such a good

588
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: Jason Rightman, great movie, is a great director. Very proud

589
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: of him.

590
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 2: You're very proud of the guy born into the Hollywood

591
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 2: system who's dad directed Ghostbusters. Proud of that guy for

592
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: breaking through and getting the movie made. Did you ever

593
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: interview for any of the Ghostbusters jobs? I come brought

594
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: in for so many of those, and every time they're like,

595
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 2: you're our guy, and then just absolutely never picked me

596
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: to write anything. So Lizy, I know it is so weird. Dude, Dude,

597
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: I know it's about to get so much weirder too.

598
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 2: Liz Man sent this in great name m A h

599
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: N Liz Man or Liz Man, not a would you rather?

600
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: But if your fingers on one hand could squirt out liquids?

601
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 2: What five liquids would you pick?

602
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: This?

603
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: I know you would.

604
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,719
Speaker 1: This is me up my alley man.

605
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: Okay, one has to be whatever gasoline your car takes.

606
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: Oh, it was not what I would go to. I

607
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: don't want want, I don't want five. I don't want gasoline.

608
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: Finger. You don't want to walk out to your front yard,

609
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: wave of the neighbors and stick your finger in your

610
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 2: own car and filler up.

611
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: I have an electric car. I kind of do that already.

612
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 2: That's what I forgot.

613
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: You have an electric car, So I don't want smelly

614
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: gasoline fingers. No, Scott, He's got gasoline is number one.

615
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 2: I like the smell of gas. Maybe that's part of

616
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 2: my problem. I love it. I think it smells great.

617
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm having Seltzer as one.

618
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: Okay, just a plane, No.

619
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: No, I'm going. I'm going lime spin drift. I got

620
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: lime spin drift. And that's my pointer finger, Scotty. Who yeah?

621
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: What Also if you make your gasoline finger your pinky finger,

622
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: that's Pinky's so funny. Just stick it in there, gas

623
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: and pinky. Are you writing this that Scotty's writing it down?

624
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

625
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, gas pinky.

626
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: What's your number two?

627
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 2: Well, I think we would be lying to ourselves if

628
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: we didn't put Tito's vodka out of one of our fingers,

629
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: and I would say, my thumb. Just look at that guy,

630
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 2: still sucking his thumb, just wobbling drunk.

631
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: Here's what I don't know if I want unlimited, constant

632
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: access to v co on myself at all times. I

633
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: liked that it lives in a specific place and that

634
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: I have to go somewhere to get it.

635
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever sat at a bar, like

636
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 2: a real bar and looked at all those bottles and

637
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: thought to yourself, Wow, this is contained death.

638
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, it's poison.

639
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 2: Poison. And when you look at a bar, you're like,

640
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: if I drank three of these, I would die. And

641
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 2: there they are glistening in the light, and we all

642
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: sit and face them. How creepy is it to sit

643
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 2: and face poison?

644
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

645
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: It's insane? Yeah, and we's so many people do that's

646
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: just sit and look at this poison that could ruin

647
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 2: everything for us. So, okay, Tito's vodka, thumb, gasoline, pinky.

648
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: I think I'm going. I'm going I'm going Crystal, Hot

649
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: sauce pinky.

650
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta have a hot sauce Yeyeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I'm going crystal because it kind of

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00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: is very You can use it on almost any thing

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Speaker 1: and it works. I would maybe go good Franks, but

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Speaker 1: I kind of like crystals better than Frank's or but also,

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Speaker 1: you know what I really like is that green chi

656
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: green chilula.

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00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: Oh that's so good.

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00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, is so good. So I would I'm thinking crystal

659
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: but maybe how that one is that's number.

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00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 2: Three is a hot sauce just dnk ding dnk. Yeah,

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00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: that's good. I think maybe maybe for ring finger, I

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00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 2: go like a really nice uh air freshener, like a scent,

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00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: like so like if you were.

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Speaker 1: In at and then if you're.

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Speaker 2: In a bathroom, if you're in the back of an

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Speaker 2: ub or, you could just raise your ring finger in

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00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 2: the air and just just whatever. My favorite signature scent

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00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: is that.

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Speaker 1: Is really really smart. I really like that Thank youinger scent.

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00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: Such a good idea. I'm tempting.

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00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: I'll go index finger barbecue sauce. I'll skip hot sauce.

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00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 2: I'm going barbecue sauce.

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00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: Okay, sauce.

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00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm gonna go index finger barbecue sauce. So like,

675
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 2: if I'm eating something, I'm like, you know what this needs,

676
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: I could just point at it, squirt barbecue sauce on it.

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00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: I want something I want. I do want something salty, yeah,

678
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: but it's liquid, you know what I mean. So it's

679
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: just it's kind of difficult, like I don't know, I

680
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want pickle juice necessarily. I don't

681
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:32,919
Speaker 1: necessarily want.

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00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 2: Oh crazy, I mean, we have so much liquid ivy already,

683
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 2: so yeah, we can make that at home. I've been

684
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,479
Speaker 2: drinking it. I had one this morning too. God damn,

685
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 2: it's good. It's good.

686
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: So wait, I got seltzer and hot sauce. I got

687
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: three left, right, you.

688
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 2: Could go hot sauce.

689
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, I don't know. This is definitely one.

690
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: This is my this is my ring fing her. There

691
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: is a There is a mustard that I got ooh

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00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: going hot tart already in the in the Paris airport.

693
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: It was a and you can only get it in France,

694
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: and I feel like such a bourgeois scumbag saying that,

695
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: But I can't find it anywhere else. And it's a

696
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: scallion and garlic mustard. Whoa that's made by me L

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00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: M I E L E And I can't get it

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00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: in the States. And I gotten the tiniest jar of it,

699
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is the I put it

700
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: on everything. It was the most amazing mustard I've ever

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00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: eaten in my life. I would have that come out

702
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: of my ring.

703
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: And it was.

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00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 1: Jon yeah, but with scallion and garlic, it was so good.

705
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: But it was it wasn't you know what you know

706
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: how djon mustard can sometimes be a little bit harsh.

707
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: This was so smooth. It wasn't overwhelming, it wasn't overpowering,

708
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: but it still had such a good flavor. So that's

709
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: that's my ring.

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00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good ring.

711
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: So I got two. We both have two left, right.

712
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 2: I have one left? Do you have? I have my

713
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 2: middle finger left? And I'm torn. I'm gonna be honest

714
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 2: with you, Okay, I'm torn between like spring water, pure cold,

715
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 2: delicious spring water and SPF thirty sunblock.

716
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 1: An SPF thirty sun block.

717
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 2: You go to the beach and you just you just

718
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 2: flip yourself off a little bit, just rub it in.

719
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: I do. I do Seltzer and spring water because I

720
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: do kind of want both as well.

721
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: Do you love? You're a hydro.

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00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm a hydro guy, so I do, think I do.

723
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do just I'm gonna have a Seltzer finger

724
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: and a water finger. Okay, So I got mustard, water,

725
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: Seltzer and hot sauce last one. Maybe we're going something sweet.

726
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta go something sweet. You gotta treat yourself.

727
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: Talking about Yeah, what am I talking about? Scotty? I

728
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: know exactly what it is. Okay, it's a cappuccino. Middle finger.

729
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,479
Speaker 2: Oh damn, that's good.

730
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: Boom, just like that right in there, and it's a

731
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: perfect cappuccino.

732
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I might have to change mine.

733
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: Yeah what the middle finger is the capucin? Oh wait, no, no,

734
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 1: no no, my thumb is sorry.

735
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna suck that thumb. You're gonna be sucking caps.

736
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: I go for a cappuccino.

737
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 2: Being tired, sucks thumbs down, fills this cup. Okay, so

738
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 2: mine is pinky gasoline index finger pointing that barbecue sauce

739
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: at those chicken breasts. Thumb, I'm thumbing tetos. I'm just

740
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 2: walking down the street getting drunk as hell. Ring finger.

741
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 2: A nice scent, A nice nice scent that that just

742
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 2: makes it smell good where.

743
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you'll need it because you'll smell a gasoline everywhere.

744
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, or vodka, Yeah.

745
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: Gasoline, and for breeze. You're gonna be the weirdest smelling

746
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: dude in town.

747
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 2: I know. And also, this is my left hand. My

748
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: right hand is going to just stay my normal strong

749
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 2: hand so I could wash it constantly. Middle finger, I'm

750
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 2: going cappuccino with you. That's a great call.

751
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. Yes, And then I got I got

752
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: sparkling water, index finger, middle finger, no, no, middle finger, cappuccino,

753
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 1: ring finger, regular water, pinky finger, uh hot sauce, and

754
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: thumb no thumb is cappuccino, and and pointer finger is

755
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: a DJ Mustard.

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00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.

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00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: That was the best game I've ever played. Whoever liz Man,

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00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: My god, thank you liz Man. Liz Man.

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00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: That is yep. Yeah, that was fun. And you guys,

760
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 2: they don't have to be woody rathers. They can be hypotheticals.

761
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 2: You could just send to us what would you do?

762
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 2: And so that was sol fun.

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Speaker 1: stuff in. Keep sending would you rathers? And keep asking

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00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: or you can email us at the Bananas Podcast at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com.

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