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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important to production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously the

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Speaker 1: most critically important issues on the planet today. This is important.

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Speaker 1: Don't come at me with not knowing your leathers. Okay,

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Speaker 1: his mom's thundered, his dad's dick. Honey, we got a

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Speaker 1: This is important. This is important. Actually today it is

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Speaker 1: a pretty important podcast. I would say today, is there's

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Speaker 1: anyone wan who broach the subject. It's freaking hump day.

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Speaker 1: The weekend's almost here, and speaking of humping, everybody's king around.

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Speaker 1: What happened about nine months ago? Kyle, Baby, my I humped?

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Speaker 1: Why is that how you did it? You humped a baby? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the last time I humped. That's the last time

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Speaker 1: I humped my wife. Yes, correct, right there, burger king bathroom,

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Speaker 1: in a burger King bathroom, we did the humpty hump

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Speaker 1: and we got pregos and the baby came out yesterday. Yeah, baby,

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Speaker 1: very very nice, Blake. I was waiting for an it's

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Speaker 1: science from you, dude. I just wished my ship over.

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Speaker 1: So we are back. It always is the wake up

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Speaker 1: it's always a few minutes in. It's ever before the

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Speaker 1: podcast starts. No, never, right on time. Can you tell time?

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Speaker 1: I'm still gonna send it. Hey, congrat big daddy baby,

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Speaker 1: big congrats. Dude. That's awesome, thank you, very important stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: real that gets my pecker hard. Yeah, man, mine was

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Speaker 1: nine months ago. So you know how like some people

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Speaker 1: when they on their kids, like Austin and they're like,

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Speaker 1: actually knew that it was the baby was made in Austin.

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Speaker 1: A pinpoint, you know, like exactly the weekend or whatever

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Speaker 1: that did. Were able to pinpoint the time or no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: can you pinpoint the actual come? But come that did it?

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Speaker 1: But there's just so much banging over there that there's

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Speaker 1: no pinpoint. Dude. Here's the thing I was. I can

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Speaker 1: basically narrow it down to two. So I'm like, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know where it and when it was. See that.

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Speaker 1: The thing is is like when you have a when

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Speaker 1: you make a baby, you wanted to be like a

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Speaker 1: centual love making session because if it's like we're swinging

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Speaker 1: going to be a maniac. Science. That probably is how

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Speaker 1: it works. It was sensual, it wasful. The lighting was

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Speaker 1: pretty fucking stellar, like so completely dark. You had some

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Speaker 1: grips in there hanging like I'm almost positive I was.

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Speaker 1: I was made from a rage. Bang. Dad came home mad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I must have been too, after a fight,

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Speaker 1: like after your parents come No, it was like like

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Speaker 1: my pots like sports team didn't win. He's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna just have to blaze this one now, brother. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they even took the name. Yeah, yeah, she's super hiped. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the rams lost all be upstairs. She got a young

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Speaker 1: go hard out of the deal, come home. That's true. True,

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Speaker 1: that's true. You got a old go hard now? And

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Speaker 1: how hard are you old? Yeah? An old ghost off?

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Speaker 1: I wonder if they're I mean, there's no science to that, right,

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Speaker 1: that's it, like how the the sex is going in

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Speaker 1: to to how the personality of the human is due.

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Speaker 1: Of course, there's science. There's got to be something. There

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Speaker 1: has to be. There's got to be some science to

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Speaker 1: be some kind of science to be something. There's got

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Speaker 1: to be science. It's science, Blake deserve, there has to be, dude,

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Speaker 1: there has to be Like the vibe that yeah, because

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Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, yeah, that one was thrown out

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Speaker 1: of there real quick. You know, when somebody was a

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Speaker 1: Doggie style conception for sure, you know, you know I

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Speaker 1: like throwing laid back would be missionary. Now, yeah, that'd

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Speaker 1: completely taking Snoop Dogg into style into it's kind of early.

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Speaker 1: It's good alright, board, good job on the board, though, bro,

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Speaker 1: well stick to the board today. Maybe your audio isn't

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Speaker 1: the thing today. Maybe it's Adam was definitely a pile driver. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like up down inside part of people what it's all about.

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Speaker 1: But I like to believe that it's it's it's not

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Speaker 1: was pile driving onto that that is called Amazon style.

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Speaker 1: It is. That's Amazon style, dude, that's a real deal.

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Speaker 1: You were you're an Amazon you had that one ready

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Speaker 1: to go. Kyle knew that the name of that one.

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Speaker 1: I recently figured it out. We were like talking about

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's appropriate set talk? Go ahead, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh come on, doggy. Oh yeah, Well you know, what

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Speaker 1: talking about. Well why why was? Why is it called

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Speaker 1: I would guess it is because it's some sort of

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Speaker 1: I believe Wonder Woman is from Amazon, like not the Amazon,

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Speaker 1: but a place called Amazon, right, huh yeah, came from that?

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Speaker 1: Well that I don't all that checks out to me. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: there's Amazon Women on the Moon, a classic film. So

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Speaker 1: basically we're saying, like the girl like shoves the man down,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't need to be uh like violent. I don't

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Speaker 1: think at my mother and violent to my father. I

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Speaker 1: think my dad was like, honey, let me get into

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Speaker 1: our baby making position. Hang on a second, Thank you, Adam.

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Speaker 1: I think my sister has the exact same attitude as

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Speaker 1: very similar people. I really both made in this Amazon

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Speaker 1: But this is their baby making position. So the thought

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Speaker 1: our baby making a position real quick, then putting his

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Speaker 1: his boner backwards, so people can predetermine their child's like

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Speaker 1: demeanor based on how they screw. Yeah, that's cool. That's

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Speaker 1: what we're hypothesizing right now. It's science. Yeah, it's science.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you can let it science tells me

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Speaker 1: it's stay good. Yeah, yeah, I will give that a hell. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What do we think? Steve Auston, what do you think?

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Speaker 1: How do you think his parents did it? His mom

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Speaker 1: Stunner and his dad's dick. She definitely stunned, I asked

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Speaker 1: So basically his dad was he was holding his dick

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Speaker 1: in a sitting position. So stunning. Okay, his donker. So

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Speaker 1: it's like a fall down Doggie style ending up in

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Speaker 1: this All wrestlers like it was razor ramone conceived by

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Speaker 1: the razor's edge. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, I feel

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Speaker 1: like they all have to do their finishing blow. Also,

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Speaker 1: The way, have you ever listened to like a Jake

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Speaker 1: It's like an old documentary Jake the Snake is the

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Speaker 1: total had a snake. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, that is

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Speaker 1: pretty wild. Well, his whole thing he like goes into

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Speaker 1: like he just had a really weird relationship with his

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Speaker 1: not even allegedly. I stand by that. It's there's no exception.

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Speaker 1: like Real Sports. I think Real Sports with Briant Gumble

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Speaker 1: my favorite fucking show, best style in the world, Briant Gumble. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Razor ramon Jake the Snake too, Like I know he

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Speaker 1: Razor was also in the uh in the piece by Okay,

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Speaker 1: Why don't I have my own show? Yeah? Because they're

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Speaker 1: keeper Bernie. Yeah, he does, well, he died. He just

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Speaker 1: but we should teach kids like hey, like also trust

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Speaker 1: I think Tina Fey wrote about him in her book

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Speaker 1: But so this dude, bicycle man was like kind of

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Speaker 1: we did acid and I'm like I didn't. I've never

420
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: done acid, and he goes, you sure as hell did

421
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: the other night we all took acid together. So I

422
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: just took acid and he goes, I busted it out,

423
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 1: thinking that no one was going to do any and

424
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: you grabbed it out of my hand and sucking plopped

425
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: it in your mouth like Alona did. So wait a second,

426
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: like I'll do it. So you were drunk enough that

427
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: you would do acid, because do you think you would

428
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 1: do you think you would have ever done done acid

429
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: before this? I don't think. I think I probably, I

430
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: mean maybe, but it would have been like we're doing

431
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 1: acids exactly. So drunk were you that you were like,

432
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: it's not going to be a drunk decision, which evidently

433
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: it was, and then I think that compounded with how

434
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 1: drunk I was, and then it just like blocked out

435
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: most of the night from I mean, honestly, Adam, I

436
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: had a similar like I think I have also done

437
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 1: acid When we were in Vancouver. Remember remember we were

438
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: like kicking it at like Seth Rogan's like apartment, and

439
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: there was the homie there that was like, yeah, I've

440
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 1: got acid, It's all good. And I had reached the

441
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: point where I was drunk enough when I'm like, yampuk it,

442
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: I'll do it this time. And then we like went

443
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: out to those clubs and ship and it was just

444
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: you were talking to Seth's dog for a while. Wait,

445
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,400
Speaker 1: were you talking I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna

446
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 1: name names. Were you talking about that that director dude

447
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: there was Yeah, yeah, Remember he was like a psychedelic bro.

448
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: He was like like when you're going into that world.

449
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: You really want somebody who acts like they've been there

450
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: several times in you because he's from he's from the

451
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: tech world, right, like yeah, and then yeah, yeah, I

452
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: felt very comfortable doing it, too comfortable when I was

453
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 1: to be like kind of ship faced on. I'm like,

454
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: this is this is the guy, this is my guy.

455
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: Let's go the first time for every so. Wait so,

456
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: but you don't remember the effects it had on your mind.

457
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: Neither of you remember anything about doing the trip, no

458
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: other than like I Chloe was like, yeah, you were

459
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: being really weird, like you would not go to sleep,

460
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: Like I was tired. It was like one o'clock in

461
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: the morning. I was going to sleep, and you were

462
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: like pacing around you like, wouldn't go to sleep. I

463
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 1: was like, was I still drinking? You're like no, you

464
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: didn't want anything else to drink. You were like just

465
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: drinking like water and uh. And then I finally I

466
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,199
Speaker 1: must have fallen asleep around four or five o'clock in

467
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah. I think I had a similar thing.

468
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: It felt like you're like kind of like just on

469
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 1: a on a good one sort of like I remember

470
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: we were just like dancing and clubbing and like, but

471
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: I didn't feel super out of my mind. But then again,

472
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,959
Speaker 1: maybe me and Adam are just like really good at

473
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: doing that. Yeah, maybe we're is great at it. It

474
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: possibly could be, you know. I mean, like, dude, my

475
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: father it's his it's his favorite drug of all time.

476
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: Like it's supposedly a great, a great experience. Well, I

477
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: think it might have been a great experience if I

478
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: could remember even doing it. If that's the kind of

479
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: experience you like experiences you don't remember, which I'm a

480
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: fan of experiences you almost don't have. That's also mixing

481
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: it with like a high quantity of alcohol, a gallon

482
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: of tequila. Well, to be fair, anything I've ever experienced,

483
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: that's I've robbed myself of like pure like drug experiences

484
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: because it's always kind of mixed with alcohol. Yeah, I

485
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: like kind of the sad comment and then thrown in

486
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: the yeah, yeah I have a problem. Yeah. So do you?

487
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: Guys have both done acid now unbeknownst to yourselves, and

488
00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: you don't even remember the high, the trip to whatever career? Now,

489
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: are you more inclined to do it again? Am I? What? No,

490
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it just shot. Are you more

491
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: inclined to do it again, or are you like whoopsie Daisy?

492
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I guess I was never Are you having

493
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: some Sunday scary? I guess making night night Jews having

494
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: Sunday scary. I think we've got our title for this podcast. Yeah. No,

495
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: I think I would try it again, Like I'm not

496
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 1: opposed to doing it. Are you like funk I missed out?

497
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: I wanted like, when you see those dudes again, are

498
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: you gonna go, hey, let's do it again. I'm not

499
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: going to drink as much like are you gonna make

500
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: an appointment to not literally appointment, but like are you

501
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: gonna make an effort to do it? Or is it

502
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: gonna be like, well, if I'm black out drunk again,

503
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: I'll do it. No. I I don't think that that

504
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: is never the goal, because I do think because I've

505
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: done mushrooms quite often, and it's way better when you're

506
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: not drunk, Like when you're just on mushrooms, it's way

507
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: more fun. Uh So, yeah, I think I'm not going

508
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: to make an appointment to do it or like plan

509
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: on doing it. But I think if they presented itself

510
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: and I was like you know what, yeah, that is

511
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: what we're going to do, and then I would do it,

512
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: But I'm not like super stoked on Like are you

513
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: pissed that you missed out on the trip? Is what

514
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I guess that's what that's exactly like what

515
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: the funk? I don't drink, and I'm like, I kind

516
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: of want to do LSD, but I would for me,

517
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: I would be coming at it from a very pure

518
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: perspective of like just doing LSD for the day? Oh

519
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,239
Speaker 1: good for you? Are you saying if I scheduled that

520
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: and made an appointment, you wouldn't be there with me?

521
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, No, I'll do it with you collon as

522
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: as like a friendship challenge. I'm there. Then we're in okay,

523
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: But hey, what we have to do is we have

524
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: to do it and then an hour and a half in,

525
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: but just start the podcast in the same room. I

526
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: think we should do this. Let's do the podcast on

527
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: asset all referee because I'm not going to do it

528
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: too longer. Like what was that Looney Tunes? What the

529
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: funk was us taking acid? My bad works dry? You

530
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it? Yeah, I'm not interested even in a

531
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: tiny little amount of Yeah, I'm good. But if you're

532
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: not going to do it, do it, then why even

533
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: do it? Because if we're all on acid, it's going

534
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: to be the worst podcast ever. But I can be no,

535
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: you can't say that. You don't know that. I don't

536
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: know that, right. I understand the assumption, though, I but

537
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: like having someone to kind of steer the ship. I

538
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: I would like for you to be yeah that actually, yeah,

539
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: all right, I'm not I'm not mad at that. There's

540
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: just grills us on Donald Sutherland like trivia the whole time.

541
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: While we're First of all, I downloaded bunch of pictures.

542
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna post them today. And if you when you

543
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: see these pictures, he was essentially just Carl back in

544
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: the day. Yes, he'll say, I'm posting pictures today, or

545
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Maybe how about this, how about we

546
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: we the three of us take acid and we just

547
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: watch your favorite Cheers episodes and we just kind of

548
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: go through rule. Yeah, I mean we can just watch

549
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: the pilot. I guess okay, there we go. Hey, now

550
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: that's a high I can get behind. We watch the Avatar.

551
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: Last night, I watched some Workaholics epps. Because we're working

552
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: on the movie now. So I'm trying to refresh on

553
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: some deep cut jokes that we have on the show.

554
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: And I watched Carl's wedding, which I haven't watched in forever,

555
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: and damn it, Kyle, you were so fucking you should

556
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: have won awards. You're acting in that episode so completely

557
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: transfer haircut and like a band aid on his neck

558
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: and that haircut and he had a rat tail. Did

559
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: you see the rat tail? There's one shot where you say,

560
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: I did the real haircut. For the audience members that

561
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: haven't seen this episode, Carl has this insane bowl cut,

562
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: this crazy like six inch rat tail that's hanging out

563
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: the back of his Is it braided? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

564
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: you you're you're like, you're you're changing for this girl Hannah,

565
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: which is played by Hanna Melee right, who was I

566
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: was in Pitch Perfect with and uh Seward Dwayne. We

567
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: caught Seward Draine sucking on her titties. The voice of

568
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: Comedy Central, Kyle Knane was sucking. I believe Blake said

569
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: the butter out of her titties and there's a lot

570
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: suck in the butter. Oh my god, that was That's

571
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: a fantastic episode. I feel like that episode doesn't get

572
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: the amount of love that it should, because, especially in

573
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: that second season, there's so many good episodes. I think

574
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: it kind of gets a little buried, but it's it's

575
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: so good. I remember when I got my haircut, I

576
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: was like, this isn't fuck insane, but let's go this

577
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:54,239
Speaker 1: is crazy? Is this with Jacob Dylan impersonator? Yeah? That

578
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: looks nothing like Jacob. We were hitting our stride. We

579
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: were like, let's have a Jacob Dylan Like what other

580
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: shows doing this? And we also didn't we get a

581
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: Hi Decker in Wood song? Yes, when was trying to

582
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: buck my mom and we were super into like Tim

583
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: Hie Deckers, like band Hi Decker in Would we even

584
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: saw that? Where did we see them play? Largo? Largo Largo?

585
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: And we're kind of all in on that. Dude. I

586
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: loved Hide Decker on Wood And when we came out

587
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,959
Speaker 1: with one album, right or did they do another one?

588
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: Because now maybe they did too. You got a treasure

589
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: at what the funk happened to would? But now Hie

590
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: Deckers on his like serious ship, That's what I'm asking,

591
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: Where's Wood? What happened to Wood? Where's he did? Acid? Oh?

592
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: He did acid and he was never the same, blackout

593
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: drunk and we never saw him again. He fell off

594
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,719
Speaker 1: the deep band. That's right, because there's his whole storyline

595
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: was like that he wanted to buck. I was trying

596
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: to buck my like high school. We had like a

597
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: packed like a high school packed where if neither of

598
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: us was married at a certain age, we would hook

599
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: up myself it like that. And she couldn't remember. And

600
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,479
Speaker 1: then of course I like was a dick to Carl,

601
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: and that was a huge turn off for her. So

602
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: then I blamed Carl and I said I was going

603
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: to buck his mom as like payback, and she had

604
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: She had a lazy eye too. She pulls, she goes,

605
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: she pulls off her glasses right before we're about to

606
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: actually have sex, and her eyes go across and she goes,

607
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: are we about to buck or what? Braj? And I

608
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: was like, perfect, I can't do this. It's too much

609
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: like Carl. That woman did such a great job of

610
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: giving herself a wonky eye. I was like, oh my god,

611
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: that was perfect. I was laughing aloud by myself last

612
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: night at that moment. I mean, she she truly did

613
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: a great job with that. Also, I love the story.

614
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 1: The storyline that she's just down like Dirs just stirs

615
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: her so easily and hard that immediately she's like, yeah,

616
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: I'll funk this guy hey, as we've always said. And

617
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: then you're like running around with Uni like a date

618
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: to the wedding for some reason when you run around

619
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: like the homeless chick. Oh, and also like did a

620
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: storyline that like now, I feel like we wouldn't. I

621
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 1: feel like there's a lot of storylines that we're goal

622
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: except we probably wouldn't even broach nowadays. But like I

623
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: was sixteen and I was in love with this eleven

624
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: year old because she was tutoring me with math and

625
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 1: that we were going to finally date when I when

626
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: she was eighteen and I was, however old, that's right,

627
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: And so I went back to find her and she

628
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: was like I was actually nine, right, right? Oh my god?

629
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: And I just used you two rides to go do

630
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: Arby's whoa. Yeah, that was the joke in our episode.

631
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: Isn't she famous person? Like no, her sister is, but

632
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: the whole family is like actresses, right, yes, actors. They

633
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: are Hunter King and Joey King, right, And luckily that

634
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: was just kind of like a little punchline and that

635
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: wasn't your whole storyline where with a young girl and

636
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: we're like, oh god, this did in age totally ship.

637
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 1: But then I go and I meet this like kind

638
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: of drug addict. Uh, we assume homeless girl. Katie sack

639
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: Off was the actress, playing it very funny and she

640
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: was awesome. And then we come to the house and

641
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: take a bunch of bat salts and cough medicine and

642
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: night night juices and uh, and then we get all

643
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: funked up, and I'm convinced that Jacob Dylan is they're

644
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: uh performing for the wedding, right right, right right, Kyle.

645
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: What did you do with your haircut though? Did you

646
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,439
Speaker 1: live with the bulkut in real life? Or did you

647
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: shave your head the next day? I can't remember. Well,

648
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: I had to. I had to rock it for a week,

649
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: So it was I rocked it while we shot, and

650
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: then I kind of fucking like cut off half of

651
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: it and did this weird like I don't know, it

652
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: was definitely a weird one. I'll try and find some

653
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: pictures of what I tried to come back. We're not

654
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: gonna tell us. Yeah, I can't remember I know I

655
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: kept the tail for a while. I had the tail

656
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: in my hair as it was growing out for a

657
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: while because my wife went to cut my hair and

658
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: she cut the tail out of it, and I got

659
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: fucking heated. Your wedding was off? What he was off?

660
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: I was? It was in my mind. Yeah, we weren't

661
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: married at that point, so I was seriously considering as

662
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: she ran when she cut off my power, like that

663
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 1: was my tail? Is that like Jackie Chan and Shanghai

664
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: Noon when he cuts off his que and he's like,

665
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: you shouldn't done that. Now he's going to get mad.

666
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: Great Red. That was a movie. I dragged my now

667
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: wife too in the theater and she was like, I

668
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk? This is great movie to

669
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: see in the theater. Shanghai. Yeah. Did that come out

670
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: around the same time as a Wild Wild West? After

671
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: this was when I was in college. Shangha Noon is

672
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 1: fucking unbelievable. I mean, Jackie Chan is in what's the cue?

673
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: What are you saying? What the long braid Kyle? The

674
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: braid of the jacket? Oh I don't remember that part. Sorry,

675
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm not like totally versed in Shanghai Noon. I like

676
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: the movie. Not many are is a story. I think,

677
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: I know we're watching when has never seen a single

678
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 1: Fast and Furious, but he watches all the Shanghai series.

679
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: I never saw Shanghai Night or Nights or whatever. How

680
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: many are there? There's three? What Shanghai Noon? Then what Shanghai?

681
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: I think there's just too How is there not? There's

682
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: gotta they gotta do five, so it could be Shanghai five. Okay,

683
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: goodbye for your back. They have to do that Shanghai five.

684
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: It just rolls right off the top. I mean that's

685
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: Jackie Chan though, right, Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson. I

686
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: mean Jackie Chan does not make flops. That dude is flawless.

687
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: He is unfucking believable. Operation con Door Baby so good?

688
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:56,760
Speaker 1: Uh no, the guy makes flops? What the guy makes flops? Guys? Dude,

689
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: I I was I might do this thing with Peacock.

690
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm on Peacock, the streaming service, and I'm

691
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: looking at like all the shows and movies have I'm like,

692
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: what does Peacock have to after? And uh after huh

693
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: so dumb, it's the acid uh broke his brain? What

694
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 1: do they have to off. Okay, now what's your what's

695
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: your opinion? So I'm on there, I'm looking at everything

696
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Wow, they have a lot of really

697
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: awesome movies and a lot of really good stuff. And

698
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: I was very impressed. But then I was like, let

699
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: me dig in the crates to see what they really got.

700
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: And so I started to look at all their projects

701
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: A through Z and I got into uh A Shanghai

702
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: noon Um, Jackie chan Run and I'm like, what is

703
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: Jackie chan In like on this platform? And there was

704
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: maybe fifteen movies that I had no idea what the

705
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 1: funk they were? Have you watched them? Though? That doesn't

706
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: mean they're bad. Yeah, like movies that that have stars

707
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: in them, but like you've never seen them. The Tuxedo

708
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: is that one of them? He has a huge career, Yes,

709
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: but Kyle, these were like Adrian Brody was in the movie, right,

710
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: But that's everybody. Sorry, let me let me just clarify here.

711
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: Everybody that's at his fame level has those movies on

712
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: Netflix and Peacock and all those things. Now, Nicolas Cage

713
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: made like eleven movies last year. Hey, absolutely, and I'm

714
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: for it. I think it's awesome. I'm not shifting on him.

715
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying he doesn't make only hits. That's what That's

716
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 1: what you guys were saying. You're like, he makes only hits.

717
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: But here's here's what I will say. I will say

718
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: that Jackie Chan is a hit himself. He's unrecking believable.

719
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: This dude was in Fist the Fury Game of Death,

720
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: End of the Dragon with Bruce Lee way back in

721
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 1: the day. He's been around great and then he fucking

722
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: came over here obviously was discovered as like a star

723
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: in China, and he like became the biggest star in

724
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: the world. I'm with you, man, I'm not saying that

725
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: I'm against Jackie Chan. Like I like Jackie Chan. I

726
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: think he's fucking awesome. I'm just saying there's only what

727
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: there's only maybe a couple of movie stars that have

728
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: only ever made hits. It's Tom Cruise and then zero

729
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: other people. But honestly, okay, sure, yeah, you can't say

730
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: it's Donald. It's Donald and donal Hello, it's Donner and

731
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: blitz In and Cupid in Fixed. Dude, it's the dumbaff

732
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: I might have to go on a Jackie Chan kick.

733
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: Because like drunken master, half a love a kung Fu

734
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: I haven't seen in like twenty years. Have you ever

735
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: seen Operation Condor? Saying that what is Operation I fucking

736
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: love he rocks these fucking funny ass Kowala underwear for

737
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: a scene and it is just hilarious because the dude

738
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: is funny too. Man, Jackie Chan is charming, agile and

739
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: funny as dude. Police story. Have you guys ever seen that?

740
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: Police story is crazy? I've never seen that. No, it's

741
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: it's fucking sick. It says here he was in Cannonball

742
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 1: Run too. Have you seen Operation Condor? Though? Yeah, I saw.

743
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: I like it. Moving on. That is the title, right,

744
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: I know you're looking at us Operation Condor, Right, it's

745
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: not Operation Dumbo drop. Hey, I take it back. The

746
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: guy makes nothing but hits. Okay, I take it back

747
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: what I said because I just looked at us. I

748
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: am to do. The movie that I was shifting on

749
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: was a movie that came out in two thousand and

750
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: fifteen called Dragon Blade. I watched the trailer. It looked

751
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: like it was a big budget movie that obviously flopped

752
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: because I had never heard of it. It's starring Jackie Chan,

753
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: John Cusack, and Adrian Brody. It made a hundred and

754
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: twenty two million dollars. These are all for international releases.

755
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: They get a few American movie stars and then they

756
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: release it here and we don't watch it because, yeah,

757
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 1: we're super racist. So guess what I took it back? Yeah, alright, great,

758
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 1: took it. That's awesome. It's like, um, what's that one

759
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: with like Butt Damon, like fighting dragons on the Great

760
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: Wall or whatever, like we didn't see that. I think

761
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: it's called the Great Wall, but over there, I bet

762
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: it made rebellion number. I thought he kind of got

763
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: busted for that movie because he was like last Samurai style, yeah,

764
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: like White Savior. Sure. I think that was a like

765
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: tick for tech sort of thing that he did. That

766
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: for t for tat for tat kind of thing that

767
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: he did that movie. Uh, and then they production company

768
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: financed like his next Matt Damon's next three movies, which

769
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 1: because he did have idities or no, no, no, those

770
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: are all before that We're getting a Zoo. It was

771
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: We're getting a zoo. He really wanted to get a zoo.

772
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: That movie is dope, honey, we bought a zoo or whatever,

773
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: it is. Honey, we bought a zoo and downsizing, and

774
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: those were his his big platforms. Honey, we got a

775
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: zoo to downsize. Downsizing the first minutes of downsizing I loved.

776
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: And then it just got like very weird, and she

777
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: was like, let me rub your feet and I was like,

778
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: what is happening? Yeah? I just wanted to a fun

779
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: of the Honey, I shrunk the kid's element, right, I

780
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 1: just wanted that the fun ship of every the novelty

781
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: of everything being gigantic. That's awesome, Honey, I shrunk the Zoo.

782
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: I love I love those movies. I love shrinking movies. It.

783
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: But then there was like a whole like political bend

784
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: to it that I'm like, all right, yeah, but can

785
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: we just see some giant ship though, that's That's what

786
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm here for. Ye Can I see a big bach,

787
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: some big and I want the dragonflies? Did they ride?

788
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 1: Or something like that? If we could just watch Honey,

789
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: I Shrunk the Kids. That's a good one to watch

790
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: while on lst up. My kids love that movie. Are

791
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: they on listenbe Oh? Yeah, it does hold up. I

792
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: watched that one not too long ago. Your kids are

793
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: on LSD yes, get over it. Oh my god, brod

794
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: rush Hour too oh, rush hour, rush Hour too? Great flicks?

795
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: Rush Hour three is rush Hour three, The one with

796
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 1: the giant dude that ship is so funny. I don't

797
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: know which one do y'all kick me? Is the funniest

798
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: line in movie history ever. Which kicked me? So good?

799
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 1: So good? And the delivery is just perfectly like crossing

800
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: his arms? Which one you'll kick me? Oh my god,

801
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: that's in the trailer right, Chris Tucker for sure? Unreal?

802
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 1: Which one y'all kick me? Chris Tucker and Fifth Element.

803
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: I remember being like this is a little much for me,

804
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 1: But now watching it, I'm like, I love this. Wouldn't

805
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: you say that line? Hell at chill? It's even better

806
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: when you're just like, which one do you'all kick me?

807
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna started using that in my every day We

808
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: gotta donk that when I'm on like a Next time

809
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: I on like a subway train or something like crowded

810
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: on the way to the airport or something's gonna say,

811
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: which one do you all kick me? Just see what happened?

812
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: Excuse me to see if I get the nod, which

813
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: one do you all kick me? We know. I don't

814
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: I Allen man, I have no idea what you guys

815
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: are talking about. I wish I was part of the team,

816
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 1: you know in Rush Hour when they like, whoa, yeah,

817
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: it's pretty fucking awesome. I bet, I bet. I don't

818
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: know why. That's just it's a blank spot that uh

819
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: that I never I never saw. But they go in

820
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: a room, there's a bunch of dudes. They're all of

821
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: a sudden, the foot comes out of nowhere and kicks

822
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: Chris Tucker in the face. His head goes back, he

823
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: comes back looking like what the funk? And he just

824
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: goes which one he'll kick me? Can you ficture that?

825
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: Can you picture that? Yeah? It seems like in a movie.

826
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: Though this is in a movie. Yeah, I feel like

827
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: in the movie it would be really funny, just you

828
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: guys acting out a bunch. It's it's not as funny.

829
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: Don't understand. The course of history was changed. It was different.

830
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: It was like nine eleven. It wasn't before or after

831
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: after which kicked me was the nine eleven of movie

832
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: moments changed everything for me. It was the nine eleven

833
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: nine elevens for me personally. What does that mean? What

834
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: the heck, what the heck? That's my personal Yeah, I

835
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: guess I have to see the movie. I think you

836
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: do you do. There's a lot of heaters and great soundtrack.

837
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: Respect he's gone, Chloe. I'm alone here in Charleston for

838
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: like the next month, which I'm like a little worried

839
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: about because every time she was like, he's a drug addict.

840
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm out of there leaving. Yeah, it's nicely saying left him.

841
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: She uh left cold terms in his mind. Yet it's

842
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: like a month. It'll she'll be back at him in

843
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: a month or something she shouldn't say, but she's come back.

844
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: You know, girls bring all their luggage and clothes with

845
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 1: them to look nice. Yeah, she said this is scary Sunday,

846
00:47:54,880 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: and did scary. She's like, this is Sunday scary. Uh.

847
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: You know, she booked a ABC pilot, so she's in

848
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 1: l A doing that. Yeah that's good. Yeah, that's that's good.

849
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: I love the American broadcast. It's way good stuff. But

850
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: I am I am worried because it does seem like

851
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: every time I'm alone in my house, I get into trouble,

852
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: like I almost well the gal like leave the stove

853
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: on for days, like I did in my other house,

854
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: and and I feel I'm a little worried when you

855
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: did that. Hey, when you when you left the stove on,

856
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: did you was the flame actually going when you had

857
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: it on or was it just gas leaking out? It

858
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,240
Speaker 1: was just gas leaking. It was like the lowest amount

859
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: you possible, So you really had to get down to

860
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 1: look to notice that it was on. My dad listened

861
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: to that podcast and he's like, if his flame was on,

862
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: he has nothing to worry about. He didn't almost die.

863
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, no, the flame wasn't on. It

864
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: was tell your dad to just relaxed. Hey, Dad was

865
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: debunking your fucking like almost death something. I mean, I

866
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: hope I wasn't almost near death, by the way, nothing

867
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: to worry about. Yeah, let's all just have an open

868
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: flame in our house and have nothing to worry about.

869
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: You have something to worry about. You have an open flame.

870
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: What if a moth lies into it and lights on fire?

871
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: Thank you, there's a that's the butterfly. They was just

872
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: saying from a from a builder's perspective, from a construction

873
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: standpoint and all that. It's like he didn't if a

874
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: flame was on, which I think you said it was

875
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,919
Speaker 1: you were all good. It was just burning the gas off.

876
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: You weren't going to explode. So that's good to know,

877
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: you can you know, hey little wisdom. Yeah, so if

878
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: you if you want to say some money on like heating,

879
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: just light all your stove fires and just keep them running.

880
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's gonna cost a fucking arm and a

881
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: leg if you just ada. You said you smelled the gas. Correct,

882
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: I did smell the gas, so like something was up. Yeah, something,

883
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: We're going to have to go back and check the tapes.

884
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: I'll listen to my father and we'll get to the

885
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 1: bottom of this. But Adam, if I could make a suggestion,

886
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: just stay away from LSD, stay away from the stove

887
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 1: and just sit down and arathon some Jackie Chan rush hour,

888
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: I think that. Yeah, I think that's where my head

889
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: was at. I was like, well, maybe I spent some time.

890
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: I brought all these edibles here with me, I might

891
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 1: as well munch on a few of them. And how

892
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: did you pack those? How did you get those there?

893
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. I just put him in my

894
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: by the way. McBride saw all my edibles and he

895
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: was like, how the fund did you get all these here,

896
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just put him in my luggage.

897
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: He goes, your fucking psychopath, dude. Well, let's expound on that.

898
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: Like zippers there are? Do you have like one of

899
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: those little rainbow tassels so you know it's your luggage, Sam, don't, No,

900
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: it's to me, it's quality ship. Yeah, but yeah, he

901
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: thought I was a fucking lunatic. Your your advice was

902
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: just to throw it in my backpack. I agree, that's crazy.

903
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: You know what Serves is mad about luggage is because

904
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: this brol used to have the roller bag and take

905
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: it to school. He wasn't a backpack it. He was

906
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: a rolling bag dude. I can get Yeah, were a

907
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: rollerbag kid. So this is how crazy, this is how

908
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: old I am. There's just before I don't know what

909
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 1: you're talking about. You don't remember the kids that would

910
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: take the rollerbag to school. I think what Blake is

911
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: trying to do, He's trying to paint the picture of

912
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: Dir's as he's that type of kid. But admittedly, rollerbags

913
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: came after much after DRS finished high school, college and college.

914
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: I remember seeing rollerbags and being like, how is this

915
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: a thing kids can't just carry bag? What's next? Flying cars? Um?

916
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: Donald Sutherland is the greatest actor of my generation. Okay,

917
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: leave him alone. I don't give a fun come at me. Okay, alright,

918
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: fuck you can I make another assumption. If rollerbags weren't

919
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: invented yet while you were in school, were you at

920
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: least a kid who didn't rock a backpack but had

921
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 1: one big binder? Were you just like that, I have

922
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: a binder, kid, and that's it. What I don't know. No,

923
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: I wasn't that kid either. I had a backpack. And

924
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: here's what I remember. Messenger bags became became very popular.

925
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 1: That was a little trend, and I was like, I'm not.

926
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: I was tempted. Didn't dip into it. A lot of

927
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,280
Speaker 1: other kids would do a backpack strap over the shoulder

928
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: messenger back style also very tempting, but I held strong

929
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: armed and like I would rock it high up. Everyone

930
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: else would rock it soup hanging off. That's a super

931
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: tending thing back back. How he low did the straps.

932
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: I can see Blake wearing it below his household like

933
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: it definitely heard his back. It was way uncomfortable. I

934
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 1: had a homie who wore it in the front that

935
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: was his whole fucking students. That was kind of a

936
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 1: girl move at my school. Yeah, I dug that though.

937
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 1: That was cool. If you were getting something now you

938
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: could kind of go through your index and like, huh,

939
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: you know it's right there in front of you. You You

940
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: can put a piece of paper and Yeah. I feel

941
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 1: like back in those like the low strap was a

942
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: thing like you you rocked your backpack hillo low strap,

943
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: and then if you were playing like a guitar or bass,

944
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: you rocked that very low as well. Straps were ringing

945
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: very low in the ninth No bullshit. I've been on

946
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: eBay the last like month looking for the backpack I

947
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: had in high school and I can't find it. Um

948
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: I rocked with a yellow Jan Sport represent Yeah, I

949
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: had a bunch of Jan Sports with the leather bottom.

950
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 1: What was first generation New Balance? Uh, it was an

951
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: Eagle Creek. I was rocking the New Balances, but it

952
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: was an Eagle Creek red backpack with like the flap

953
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: on the top and the draw string type ship. I

954
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 1: don't know what you call them, like a top loader. Yeah,

955
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: this is way I feel like there was only two

956
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 1: types of backpacks in the suburban neighborhood of Millard, Nebraska.

957
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: It was just Jan Sport and like Eastman or East

958
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: Pack or something. Yeah, East Pack. Yeah, you know what

959
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: the big flex was. Do you remember like it was

960
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: if you got a Jan Sport did you have the

961
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: Swede bottom? Remember like Jan Sports had the brown suede

962
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: bottom and that was a flame. Well, it was leather.

963
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: It wasn't swede. Was it leather? Pure leather? It was

964
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: leather right, Well, yeah, Swede would just get on the

965
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 1: bottom of your backpack, could get funked up immediately. No,

966
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: but it's extra durable. It was just it was leather. Okay,

967
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: my bad. I guess. The shoes were swayed, the air

968
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: walks were swayed, the backpacks were leather. Don't come at

969
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: me with not knowing your leathers. Okay, your leathers are alright.

970
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: The north Face, the north Face backpack was the big

971
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaker 1: flex because those are like eighty dollars or something crazy.

972
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that was on my map. Yeah,

973
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: it was like Jan Sport. It was Jan Sport or

974
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: Bust dude. Yeah, it was like or you got the

975
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 1: cheaper one, yeah, wall the wall. With Jan Sports you

976
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,959
Speaker 1: could get black you could get green, you could get red.

977
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: I will say that when when I first started to

978
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: see kids with the roller bags, I was like nerds,

979
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 1: like I would yeah, for sure, Like for sure at

980
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: my school, you're getting pumped. I don't know if you

981
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: would get full on your as kicked, but you're definitely

982
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: getting pumped. I feel like if you're rolling a bag around,

983
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:23,439
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna kick that fucking bag bag for sure, for sure,

984
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: And you gotta go up and downstairs. I don't understand.

985
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Then you can put the thing down

986
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: and grab it by the handle, just I know. But

987
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: that's like, that's like you're going through the airport. It's

988
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 1: a fucking nightmare. The belts to go around your books

989
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 1: and you just carry you That's the sickest, dude. That

990
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: is the sickest. You know, there's some dude in Brooklyn

991
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: is running around like that for sure? Solutely. Are these

992
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: roller bags that you're that you're talking about, Like, are they?

993
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 1: I don't have a frame of reference. It's a backpack

994
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: with the roller roller bags. It was like the like

995
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: at the airport, like a suitcase the airport. It's called

996
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: roller baa. It has two wheels at the bottom has

997
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: the handle that goes people. Fucking yes, children across America

998
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: definitely did that ten years or so ago. No frame

999
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: of reference, Kyle, you don't even you don't even acknowledge

1000
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: the suitcase. I'm talking about like a roller but I

1001
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about is like a carry

1002
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,720
Speaker 1: on suitcase. I know that's what I'm saying. I understand

1003
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 1: the carry on suitcase. I just don't have a frame

1004
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,399
Speaker 1: of reference of people taking that ship to school. You don't.

1005
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: Mr Dorsey had a motherfucking one. Allegedly he's a teacher.

1006
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 1: He's a fucking teacher though goodbye. Well, there were there

1007
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: were many Dorseys. Okay on the link and I just

1008
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: sent you something here. They are the roller backpacker backpacks.

1009
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: Here we go. I hope this fucking it's not that

1010
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: hard to figure out, you know it? Yes? Yeah, I

1011
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: love this print. The the computer forward. I'm not going

1012
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: to say nerds, but like the homies that were already

1013
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: like rocking laptops at school had roller bags. Wait, you

1014
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: guys had friends that had laptops at school? No, we didn't.

1015
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: This is this is a false Blake's making ship. I

1016
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 1: remember a kid bringing one to school, huge flex. But

1017
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: at the same time, there were laptops, and what the

1018
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: fund are you talking about. I do feel like you

1019
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: maybe stayed in high school longer than me or something, dude,

1020
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: like possible hell back for man, Yeah, dude, there were

1021
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: not laptops at my high school. No one had specifically,

1022
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: his name was Robbie. He had Robbie who he had

1023
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: a roller bag. I remember his laughing names, Robbie, Robbie, laptop,

1024
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: roller bag. Bro. Dude, this might be a made up

1025
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: story from your asset rollerbag Robbie. I feel like you're

1026
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: making this up, like you're getting confused with college or

1027
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: something because this had not occurred. I don't know why

1028
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: you think it's so out of the realm of possibility

1029
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: that the homie in high school had a roller lag

1030
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 1: in the laptop. It It wasn't the only bags that

1031
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: were rolling. We're fucking bowling bags, bro, That was it?

1032
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: All right? I think I think you're thinking of college.

1033
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: I mean, we all went to college, and dude, we

1034
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: got dells. We still thought we were in high school

1035
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: when we were in college, so that's fair. I got

1036
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: a Gateway computer. Do you remember that ship? Oh, ships

1037
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: like Gateway Country with the with the cow the cow box.

1038
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,919
Speaker 1: That's a computer. That computer fried. After like three months,

1039
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 1: I went, I think I got like three of them

1040
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: before I was like, can I just have my money back?

1041
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: For real? Well, Anna is saying our producer and is

1042
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: saying that these roller backpacks they were four kids with

1043
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: that problems because the books were getting too heavy. No,

1044
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: I don't buy it. Who the funk are these kids?

1045
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: Well that was my question. Well, for sure, books were

1046
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: crazy heavy, but that's why you had a locker. Kids

1047
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: drop off some of these books, carry the one or

1048
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 1: two books you need, and then go back to your locker.

1049
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: I don't buy it because people hike around with giant

1050
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: fucking bags with like the waist straps and ship and

1051
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: like you just strap it tight and you're fine. If anything,

1052
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: you're getting stronger. It's bullshit. And that's and that's why

1053
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: the youth of America is so fucking weak nowadays, because

1054
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: they weren't strapping it tight like we were. Yeah, strap blake.

1055
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: Since you remember these bags, could you put these bags

1056
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: on your shoulders as well? Or were they strictly rollers? Yes? Yes,

1057
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: yes you could. What do you look at the picture. See,

1058
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: Blake has no fucking clue what you're talking about. She

1059
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: just sent it to us. We're all looking at it.

1060
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: Everyone at home is freaking out. Blake. You're making up stories.

1061
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: There was no you have Mandela affected yourself into high school.

1062
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: For two decades, there was no rollerbag Robbie. So I

1063
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: made up this guy. I made up this kid, rollerbag

1064
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: Robbie with the laptop. He's like, hey, dude, you know

1065
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: what I think it is. I think this is from

1066
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: when you did. And it's sort of like melted that

1067
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: part of your brain. And this is my weird like

1068
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 1: fight club where Kyle would watch me go into like

1069
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: computer lab and then I'd be like, I was in there. No,

1070
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: I was with you guys. I'm smoking cigarettes at school.

1071
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: You never smoked cigarettes with us, You never did that.

1072
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: I smoked capriz, Dude, You remember that? Yeah? I do remember.

1073
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: That's the only that's the only smoke, the tiny little capriz,

1074
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: which was sick as funny. Dude. I wanted to be

1075
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 1: friends with my homies so bad because they all smoked cigarettes.

1076
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: Then I was like, okay, I'll smoke smoke care Do

1077
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: you know how you also stayed away from it? Too

1078
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: is you were like I only smoked Capriz and then

1079
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: you were like, I only smoked with my feet, and

1080
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: it was like, what the fuck, what's going on? And

1081
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: I have shoes on right now, so I guess I can't.

1082
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: But then he would do it. Every once in a while,

1083
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: he would put a cigarette in between his toes and

1084
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: light it up and smoke, and it was so funny

1085
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 1: that it was like, hell, yeah, dude, this guy's great.

1086
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: Like if he's gonna smoke, it's gonna be it's gonna

1087
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: be a You know what else I did? I got

1088
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: one of those like long ass like from the Halloween store,

1089
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: like those long cigarette holders, like a Cruella Deville filter. Yeah,

1090
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: I just I just wanted to be friends. Dude. That

1091
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: was smore asking if I had the roller bag, if

1092
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 1: you want to kick off take backs in the US

1093
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: and take back smoking my Cruella de Ville. Uh, well,

1094
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: I will take back saying that Jackie Chan has made

1095
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 1: a that has made any kind of flop because I

1096
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: went back and looked, and the guys just the biggest

1097
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 1: movie star ever of all time. So big, big shout

1098
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 1: out to Jackie Chan and all of his work. The

1099
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: Bronx gotta walk. Adam is so trying to get into

1100
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: a Jackie Chan movie right now. You guys would work

1101
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: so well together. I just love Jackie Chan. Um, I

1102
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: don't know. Uh. Eric Andre is here shooting righteous jimpstones

1103
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: and he has a pitch for a movie for me.

1104
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,439
Speaker 1: He was like, dude, you gotta make a movie called

1105
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: Cousins where it's uh or you guys are like brothers

1106
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: with like a different mom or something. Well, don't give

1107
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: away his movie on the podcast. You're gonna pitch his

1108
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 1: movie idea. But it's for me, so I know he

1109
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 1: gave it to me, So I'm going to pitch it.

1110
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: Do you guys okay to the world? Fair enough? I'm

1111
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: still going to send into the world, Kyle. This is

1112
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: what the podcast is for, to put things into the world.

1113
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: Is it registered with the writers? I have boundaries? I

1114
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: have boundaries. I have none. Yeah, I know. And uh,

1115
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: it's me. It's Jordan Peele and it's the little kid

1116
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: from Stranger Things and we are cousins or brothers, the

1117
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 1: little one that kind of looks like me, uh, and

1118
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: the one with the prank show and then our dad

1119
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: we find out is Jackie Chan. Do you see it.

1120
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: You see that in the eyes. That sounds like a

1121
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: cool eric con trade baste. Yeah. Uh, and Jack and

1122
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: Jack Black is like our older brother or something. I'm

1123
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: gonna slowly back away from this, dude. I'm saying it's

1124
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: a hit. All I'm saying, if Jackie Chan's in it,

1125
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: it's a fucking hit. I definitely think you and Jordan

1126
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 1: Peele should play brothers because when he was on Workaholics

1127
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 1: and you guys were next to each other, I was like,

1128
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 1: these dudes look same and your mannerisms were similar. It

1129
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: was fucking creepy. We got beaty little mannerisms like I

1130
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: think that you are his, like from they, Uh, you're

1131
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: his other one from underneath eating rabbits and stuff. Yeah,

1132
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: I see that. I see that for me? Is that

1133
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: what it's called thing us US? The science us US?

1134
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: Because I love that you think they is a worse

1135
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: title than us. You're so insane you called it they.

1136
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: It's just motherfucker. Okay, So now you're just naming movies

1137
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 1: and calling me a motherfucker. Okay, Honors, do you have

1138
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: anything to apologize for? Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't have

1139
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: a roller bag in high school. Well, also that whole

1140
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: thing was kind of out of left field because Blake

1141
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 1: isn't usually want to just shoot on someone from a distance.

1142
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't shitting and I was. I wasn't sitting. I

1143
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 1: was assuming. I'll apologize, but excuse me, you go, I

1144
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 1: bet you were one of those nerds of the roller

1145
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: bag and I'm just like letting it wash over me,

1146
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 1: like learning others. Feel where are you going with this?

1147
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 1: You're projecting homie. You're the dude smuggle with his feet player.

1148
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: I was roller Robbie. Yeah, it all comes finally your

1149
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 1: ascid Hayes is cleared and you realized that you were

1150
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: always roller up. I feel like Blake got put into

1151
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 1: a rollerbag by somebody you weren't even in high school.

1152
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: Then Kyle was my friend by default. Kyle was the

1153
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 1: guy who's like saw me as the person who had

1154
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: no friends, and he's like, I'll be his friend just

1155
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 1: because I'm afraid Kyle's your Tyler Dirton. Yeah, dude, Kyle

1156
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: wasn't even there smoked this cigarette. Come on, man, Okay, well, hey,

1157
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 1: I will apologize to Anders for assuming he was a

1158
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: roller back guy. I don't know what got into me.

1159
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: I don't care he assume away. It's okay, he's apologized.

1160
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: It only works if you accept. It's not about you,

1161
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: know it doesn't I guess you don't have to accept it.

1162
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 1: I guess that's true. Yeah, you don't have to. I

1163
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: don't like it. Okay, So you don't care that he

1164
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,040
Speaker 1: called you that, sir. I don't like it because it

1165
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Yeah, but it's not about you accepting or

1166
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: not accepting. It's about him apologize, Adam. Is that how

1167
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 1: apologies work for you? There's for the person who says

1168
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 1: it and the person that's supposed to receive it. So alright, well, okay,

1169
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: I learned differently in therapy now And did Chloe leave

1170
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 1: any of her clothes there? Yeah? It might be time

1171
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 1: for some couples therapy. Sunday scary, that's what That's what

1172
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 1: Adam calls a couples therapy on Sunday. Yeah. I had

1173
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 1: to go to Sunday scary the other day, man, I

1174
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: had to go to Sunday scari is again, I can't

1175
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,479
Speaker 1: remember exactly what it was, but I'll apologize for saying

1176
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 1: shut the funk up earlier or something to that effect. Um,

1177
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: I felt it just came it just got away from me.

1178
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 1: It came out of my mouth like um and kill

1179
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 1: Bill where like the little girl under the bed goes

1180
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: and then she shoves the words back into her mouth

1181
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 1: in the anime segment, I felt like that, and I'm sorry. Yeah,

1182
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: I feel like we were talking over you quite a bit,

1183
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 1: um and you that I know that you don't like that,

1184
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: and I think that's what that was from. Well, I

1185
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: just know how hard our editors have to work to

1186
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: kind of splice this apart. And you know, Todd's a

1187
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: good guy. I appreciate him. He's in a great band.

1188
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 1: Big shout out to Todd. Yeah, man, Yes, I guess

1189
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: I'll apologize to Blake for going in on his memory

1190
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 1: of high school something that I my memory is not

1191
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 1: incredibly clear, and I bet you like, after we get

1192
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: off this podcast, I'll think about the roller bags and

1193
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 1: and find a memory. Um, if it is indeed true,

1194
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 1: by the way, they weren't really when we were in

1195
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: you know, if it is indeed true, which I still

1196
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: believe that he's it was after Blake is making things up?

1197
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 1: Are some trend setters. Now Here's what he's trying to do.

1198
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: He's trying to age himself down. He's going like, remember

1199
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: in high school when well, that's what I think too.

1200
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 1: I agree how lit it was. Do you guys remember

1201
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: when it was so liddy and it was we were

1202
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 1: all swagged out? Yeah, like last year in high school.

1203
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, you can't do that any high school

1204
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: on blame. Yeah, do you guys remember just jamming out

1205
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 1: to a little pump in high school? It was so liddy,

1206
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,440
Speaker 1: was trying to aige himself down. I see, I see, Blake,

1207
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: My TikTok was so cool. Huh yeah, yeah. Can I

1208
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: give you a compliment? I want to compliment you on

1209
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 1: just sucking stirring it up. Man. I guess some ship's

1210
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 1: probably going down into your life that you need to

1211
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 1: lash out. And then that's you know, we'll get into

1212
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: that off the pod. Why don't you cry about Blake

1213
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: really rocked the boat? He really rocked the boat today.

1214
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 1: A lot of times he sets us up like, dude,

1215
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,120
Speaker 1: should I rock the boat? And then he says some

1216
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 1: like really basic regular ship. I didn't rock the boat.

1217
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 1: He didn't say it this time, but boy did it rock? Well? Thanks,

1218
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 1: just just just shipping on dirt from a distant rock,

1219
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: just sniper, rifling dirt. What is your hat? By the

1220
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,440
Speaker 1: way I'm trying to is it like? What is that?

1221
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: It's more Grateful Dead swag? I've really gone all okay,

1222
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: So you don't know if you're in high school or

1223
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 1: if you're a hundred years old, name name four grateful

1224
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 1: Dead songs? Go, go, go okay. I didn't think so

1225
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: take that fucking hat. Oh four, No, let's do this.

1226
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: Let's end with this. Let's end go go you four

1227
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: Grateful Dead songs. Four. Back to you last time on

1228
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,600
Speaker 1: this and said you had the knowledge. He's looking it up. No,

1229
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 1: I'm not. Hands okay, hands up, hands free, hands up

1230
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 1: four four Sugar Magnolia A very good. Okay, if you

1231
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 1: want to name four albums, I'll give you that. Keep Trucking,

1232
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 1: Keep Trucking. That's too too, too, too too damn this

1233
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:01,599
Speaker 1: like Jones very good? That's three okay? Is that what

1234
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,479
Speaker 1: he's called? Is that what the song is called? Yeah,

1235
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 1: yeah it is. It's called Casey Jones. I don't care,

1236
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 1: honestly if you can even hum for songs. Hey, you

1237
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:13,479
Speaker 1: just say two other words together and we'll think that

1238
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,559
Speaker 1: it's correct. Come on, one more, I got one more

1239
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:20,720
Speaker 1: what's the one grateful that goes to heaven? Well, you

1240
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 1: love the band you're wearing the merch, what about the

1241
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 1: one I'm grateful? I'm dead? Still the face right off

1242
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:31,240
Speaker 1: your head? Great? Okay, Terrapin Station is an album, Keep

1243
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 1: the Uncle John's Band. I've got yolk on my face.

1244
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 1: I tell Kyle, what did you have? K The only

1245
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 1: one to the other one I had was Uncle John's Band. Okay,

1246
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: there we go, come Uncle John's Band. Well doesn't count.

1247
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: You didn't say it. I mean we all know that

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Speaker 1: there are four songs. Well, there's a lot of songs. Yeah. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: Jerry Garcia arrest in peace. Obviously this was another episode

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Speaker 1: of se Darst said, Cherry Garcia, that's sick, yummym