Speaker 1: We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion. Who
Speaker 1: talked back? What name is DJ? And I like to
Speaker 1: funk everybody. Remember the Sex in the City when uh,
Speaker 1: they were doing like a parody of Sex in the
Speaker 1: City And he's like, my name is Samantha, and I
Speaker 1: fuck everybody. Oh, Sex in the City. I love Sabantha. Man,
Speaker 1: Yeah she was. She definitely talked back. Didn't they say
Speaker 1: Sex in the City was coming back? She was gonna
Speaker 1: be on there? Oh yeah, she wasn't gonna be on that,
Speaker 1: Like she made the show. What she died, They're gonna
Speaker 1: kill her. What they're gonna do. She was over fifty.
Speaker 1: She did have cancer that one time she had Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's such a life. All right, Hey, y'all, let me
Speaker 1: tell you all about my weekend because it relates to Samantha.
Speaker 1: I was waiting on the nigga to come to my
Speaker 1: house over the weekend, and I remember the episode while
Speaker 1: I was waiting on him. I remember the episode where
Speaker 1: Samantha was sitting in the house with sushi on her body. Boyfriend.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not the type of woman who waits
Speaker 1: all night for a man. That's how I felt that
Speaker 1: I was feeling. Is that what he finally called irony?
Speaker 1: Answer my boy thought, don't play with me. I ain't
Speaker 1: had no sushi on my body, but I had a
Speaker 1: little fish for him to eat. Last week, I bit
Speaker 1: you had wings. This week is fish god on a
Speaker 1: paleo diabetic. It's a keto keto pussy. But welcome to
Speaker 1: a new episode. If we talk back, this is your
Speaker 1: girl a bam. But you know who did have a
Speaker 1: good fucking we Porsha girl store stole that forty million
Speaker 1: dollar minter Porsche, got the fucking internet on fire right
Speaker 1: now on fire. But you know he African dude? Do
Speaker 1: you think I don't think she would have wanted people
Speaker 1: to notice fast. I think he probably put her up
Speaker 1: to it to like let the world know early. I
Speaker 1: don't know. So I know he's like a prominent businessman
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Like he got all types of businesses, right,
Speaker 1: So does he just want to be in a limelight
Speaker 1: in that way for business purposes? Is it a ploy
Speaker 1: in the plot? It's just weird. So for those of
Speaker 1: you who don't know what we're talking about, if you've
Speaker 1: been living under a rock these past couple of days, Um,
Speaker 1: Porsha Williams from the Housewives of Atlanta just announced her
Speaker 1: engagement to Simon did a job coming, don't do that
Speaker 1: to that man's name. He announced her engagement to Simon
Speaker 1: Guba and failing his ex wife. Now they're not even divorced.
Speaker 1: They are not they are not divorced yet. Well, they're
Speaker 1: currently trying to having to divorce. How he engaged before
Speaker 1: here exactly you got now. Some girl is also all
Speaker 1: on social media saying she was just with him, writing
Speaker 1: passenger seat in the world. She white African men like
Speaker 1: several wives though, so why are you why divorce one?
Speaker 1: Just keep him all? But I don't think he can
Speaker 1: keep them all. Maybe he ain't got it like the
Speaker 1: forty million you can have you a couple in this country. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it just seems kind of weird to me. I
Speaker 1: feel like Porscha, she's definitely securing that peach bitch for
Speaker 1: next season. She did so it's secure. Yes, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: going to find a marriage certificate for those people. I
Speaker 1: need to know if did y'all hire the fallon, did
Speaker 1: you'll hire the wife to pretend and cause this big
Speaker 1: thing like all of a sudden, Now, Porsche took her
Speaker 1: husband right to make ratings going. Yes, they have been together.
Speaker 1: Now she's saying just one month, he's already asked you
Speaker 1: to marry with the same style of ring and then
Speaker 1: you got pictures with poor Dennis didn't just looks like excellent, excellent,
Speaker 1: gonna get that look like, yeah, get that nigga, We're
Speaker 1: gonna get that nigga bag. So wait, is that a
Speaker 1: girl co violation? Yes, you think denn it's gonna put
Speaker 1: his ass on child support, put her on child support. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then it's putting in your child's on board. Yeah. I don't.
Speaker 1: I just it's really it is a girl code problem.
Speaker 1: Because we were introduced to Fallon as Porsche's friends. I've
Speaker 1: watched the season like this is one of the two
Speaker 1: seasons of Real Housewife that I've ever actually watched, so
Speaker 1: I kind of know what's going on. They all went
Speaker 1: over to Fallon's house, Fallon in Simon's house, and Fallon
Speaker 1: introduced him as her husband. Um. Porsche was there along
Speaker 1: with LaToya and was Portion's other friend, the Canadian girl Tanya.
Speaker 1: I loved Tanny and I can't remember her name. Yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: she got the funk up out of the after Bolo.
Speaker 1: Who listen? Okay, so Fallon in her husband was in
Speaker 1: Isla Palms when they had Bolo at the house and
Speaker 1: all that they were staying at villa next to them.
Speaker 1: So who the funk was? Who was sucking Bolow? For real? Now?
Speaker 1: Because Simon stupid, let me stop putting that girl? Was
Speaker 1: Tanya fucking Bolo and Porsche was fucking Simon? What happened?
Speaker 1: What happened? Probably what happened. That's why I tell you
Speaker 1: that ran from the show. She didn't want to funk
Speaker 1: up her shop it. But here's the thing. Is it
Speaker 1: a girl code violation for her to deal with? Because
Speaker 1: you know, that's some TV ship. Sometimes they'd be saying,
Speaker 1: this is my friend and they ain't really their friend.
Speaker 1: The camera stop rolling, they'll never speak again, and then
Speaker 1: the work forty And that's what Porsche said, portion said,
Speaker 1: that's not her friend. Yeah, she was introduced to the show.
Speaker 1: But then I saw an interview between her Falin and
Speaker 1: Candy that said that Dennis and Simon knew each other
Speaker 1: and introduced Porsche and Fallon and that Porsche was very nice,
Speaker 1: but she didn't refer to her as her friend. Well,
Speaker 1: Candy said, so you came on the show as Porsche's friend.
Speaker 1: She said, yeah, well, actually it was she explained that way.
Speaker 1: But just like Candy seems to think that they were
Speaker 1: friends too. So obviously now we're finding out they aren't
Speaker 1: actually friends or Porsche doesn't consider her a friend. So
Speaker 1: did Porsche break any girl codes? Listen, guys, our show
Speaker 1: to day is about girl code, women called girl colde yes?
Speaker 1: Is there one? Is there really a girl code? I
Speaker 1: think so? But once you start talking about third or
Speaker 1: four million lives started to blur. What happened was girl?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I cannot wait. So if this is
Speaker 1: what they were planning, bitch, I'm locked in because I'm
Speaker 1: trying to see what I'm in. Did you see Simon?
Speaker 1: Episode I really watched this season was the Bolo episode.
Speaker 1: That's the only one I saw. Did you see Simon
Speaker 1: went Live? He was basically blaming his behavior on his
Speaker 1: childhood trauma. He said, because he basically didn't handle the
Speaker 1: trauma from his childhood, He's been going through life picking
Speaker 1: the wrong partner, picking people who need him, basically is
Speaker 1: what he was saying. Now, I know they're saying that
Speaker 1: they have eight kids between them, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: that falonely has three of her own, maybe like three
Speaker 1: boys prior to him. Yeah, because they've only been married
Speaker 1: to exactly, so I don't know how long they've been together.
Speaker 1: Two years, two thousand nineteen. I hope him in ports
Speaker 1: to stay together and make everybody look like because she's
Speaker 1: looking real bad out here. I know she looking I
Speaker 1: love portion looking real bad, like she's looking she don't
Speaker 1: give a fun though. She's probably looking real yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's looking real bad. But she's a real savage. And
Speaker 1: every scene was like all the other housewives like told
Speaker 1: you like girl, girl girl she is. You know, Kenya
Speaker 1: is so beautiful. She's just nasty. So I did not
Speaker 1: like how she um and it's going into some other
Speaker 1: ship right quick. But I don't like how she played
Speaker 1: with Tanna, Tanya bringing some bitch that um supposedly her
Speaker 1: fiance tried to haul at, Like why would you come
Speaker 1: confront her with this damn cookie lady. She's just like
Speaker 1: how she did. I don't like how she did Cynthia
Speaker 1: after Cynthia Warrenbar came out, she was like testing her
Speaker 1: own wines and or how she basically messed up the engagement.
Speaker 1: She told Cynthia that um Michael was about to ask
Speaker 1: her to marry him, Like, why why are you ruining
Speaker 1: her moment like that? So I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't funk with Kenya, So I still funk with
Speaker 1: Portion before Kenya any given Sunday. I love Portion. I
Speaker 1: like all the housewives hotly. I don't really dislike any
Speaker 1: of them, but girl in real life, in real life,
Speaker 1: I can fuck with Portion. I just know her and
Speaker 1: her home girl probably like Girl, they've been though. They
Speaker 1: was doing a bunch of dirt. I want to have
Speaker 1: sexual portion. Hu, let's go ahead into the show you've
Speaker 1: had jumping m dm s girl, because look she was
Speaker 1: saying she fucked everybody at the party. She said she
Speaker 1: sucked everybody. You see how heard toy was getting in her.
Speaker 1: But like I seen her butt on that reunion. There
Speaker 1: might be too much asked for me, girl, I asked,
Speaker 1: and I had a lot of asks myself, and that
Speaker 1: might even you know what Africans like big women like
Speaker 1: thick women. Oh I know, girl, I went to African
Speaker 1: club one night. It was overwhelmed Falonist who slim for
Speaker 1: the African Portia doing whatever the funk she doing is
Speaker 1: bringing us to our topic today, girl Code. This ship
Speaker 1: is major girl code violation. She has violated girl Code
Speaker 1: nine four three tune one things that women should and
Speaker 1: shouldn't do pertaining to their friends. Um, we're also trying
Speaker 1: to figure out why, you know, because there's a post
Speaker 1: that always goes online talking to women basically something else.
Speaker 1: You know. They want to know why women are more
Speaker 1: loyal to the men there with as opposed to their friends.
Speaker 1: So why are you so fast to let your friends go?
Speaker 1: But you'll keep this no good ass nigga around for
Speaker 1: long as time. So we're gonna dissect some of those
Speaker 1: things today because I want to know they just stop
Speaker 1: being my friend. But with this nigga who cheating on
Speaker 1: her seven hundred times, we're gonna stop being my friend
Speaker 1: because I couldn't take you for a hair appointment when
Speaker 1: you wanted your hair, dumb bit. Fuck you wait, is
Speaker 1: that a real story? Yeah? Why? I I almost fell
Speaker 1: out what a home girl one time, And it was
Speaker 1: a while before I realized we weren't friends no more
Speaker 1: because I just was like, damn, I don't talked to
Speaker 1: that bit you like two months and it was all
Speaker 1: because I didn't do her hair when she wanted me
Speaker 1: to say, maybe it's a hair and bit just take
Speaker 1: their hair more serious than I need and more than
Speaker 1: more than friendships too, Like what the fuck? Like, I
Speaker 1: literally got off on work early to do this bit here.
Speaker 1: I got off my regular job to do her here,
Speaker 1: but she had already lit a professional cause I'm not licensed,
Speaker 1: like you damn guy do her hair in the style
Speaker 1: she didn't like, and she stopped talking to me because
Speaker 1: I got off from work. I called her. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you can come now if you want me to do
Speaker 1: do you here? She was like, oh, I went to
Speaker 1: this guy. You know, I really don't like it, though
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to do something with it. Two months later,
Speaker 1: I realized the bitch was mad at me because I
Speaker 1: didn't offer to fix what she had paid a professional
Speaker 1: to do. Could you imagine a bit stop being your
Speaker 1: friend for that? When I finally yes, When I finally
Speaker 1: realized that I hadn't spoken her for why, I was like,
Speaker 1: I texted her. I was like, hey, girl, we still friends.
Speaker 1: She was like, well, you weren't there when I needed you.
Speaker 1: Bit y'all never cut somebody out of your text so
Speaker 1: fucking fast. Why you ain't just saying girl, just weird girl,
Speaker 1: people be women be so weird with their friends. Like
Speaker 1: I do have a higher tolerance for men than I
Speaker 1: have for women, because y'all can't sunk the ship out
Speaker 1: of me, first of all, Like, shut up, bitch, Like
Speaker 1: at least and that's what I don't understand, Like, at
Speaker 1: least a man can, like when you pissed at him,
Speaker 1: at least he can suck the ship out of you.
Speaker 1: Ship this bitch period probably at the same time. Now
Speaker 1: you're about to teach each other eyes out because your
Speaker 1: periods had sacked up. Like you can't do ship for me, bitch.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not catering to no needy asked women
Speaker 1: in their attitude. No, but see that's not okay because
Speaker 1: you do need your friends. You do need your real friends,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be flawed, they're not going to be perfect.
Speaker 1: But I don't feel like there should always be constant
Speaker 1: compromised between you and another person. It doesn't matter if
Speaker 1: it's your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your mama. It should not
Speaker 1: be constant compromised. This should be constant, and it's not constant.
Speaker 1: It's not I have friends I've never argued with about anything.
Speaker 1: No argument compromised. This not equal argument. Okay, let's step
Speaker 1: this back a little bit. When I say constant compromise,
Speaker 1: it's me taking their antics and me taking their personality
Speaker 1: and me taking their um having a bad day with
Speaker 1: they nigga into consideration. All the time, I've had friends
Speaker 1: that would be pissed at their boyfriend and I gotta
Speaker 1: deal with your attitude. That's bullshit. Your friends shouldn't have
Speaker 1: to go through that I hold, But such as life,
Speaker 1: No funk that because I don't put my friends through that.
Speaker 1: So all I ask for is to be treated how
Speaker 1: I treat you. I don't do that to my friends.
Speaker 1: If I'm pissed at my guy, I'm not gonna take
Speaker 1: it out on my friends. But I mean people going like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure every time you're all together it's not like that,
Speaker 1: but maybe that particular day they're just having an awful day.
Speaker 1: But if it's if it seems like you're always having
Speaker 1: an awful day, and I gotta be the one to
Speaker 1: adjust my attitude for yours or to adjust how I'm
Speaker 1: feeling today to you, I can't be your friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a miserable bit you're talking about. Nobody
Speaker 1: likes a miserable I know, right, So let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about why women will, you know, discard their
Speaker 1: girlfriends before they were discard a no good man, which
Speaker 1: is subjective because you may think he's no Because I
Speaker 1: think women love their men differently than they love their friends.
Speaker 1: I think the type of love is different, and the
Speaker 1: love that they have for a man it's harder to
Speaker 1: let go of than the type of love that you
Speaker 1: have in a refriendship. That's my only logic for them. Well,
Speaker 1: like I said, I just feel like women, we may
Speaker 1: hold our girlfriends at a higher regard than men, because
Speaker 1: you don't expect your girlfriend to continuously keep sucking up
Speaker 1: to where you have to question, to where you have
Speaker 1: to question and their loyalty. Right, But then with men,
Speaker 1: it's like we have lower expectations of them than we
Speaker 1: have five friends. So these bitches either though, these bitches
Speaker 1: don't be just like these niggas, And we have these
Speaker 1: such high expectations for women and their flaws just like
Speaker 1: these niggas. But I don't come with that. I feel
Speaker 1: like friends are supposed to be your safe space. And
Speaker 1: if your friend is not your safe space, why are
Speaker 1: you my friend? Why are you around me? Should your
Speaker 1: friend and you nigga be your safe space? Yes, of
Speaker 1: course both of them were gonna get rid of. But
Speaker 1: a nigger can give you great dick when you're upset,
Speaker 1: so it all boils down the dick. Yes, like, at
Speaker 1: least you can funk the ship out of me after
Speaker 1: pissing me off. Bitch you just you actually, if that's
Speaker 1: what you want, I will fund the shot out of you.
Speaker 1: Come over here whatever. First of all, I only like
Speaker 1: like actual oysters. I will strap you. I will strap
Speaker 1: you dow. I'm gonna I will strap you down like
Speaker 1: dick you down. I'm gonna strap you down. I know
Speaker 1: I always take a joke that they sell dick in
Speaker 1: the store, but I really don't want to dick out
Speaker 1: the store. Don't nobody want that cold assalam me. I
Speaker 1: need a nice, warm, masculine body behind that dick. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I'll be talking to y'all. I have never strapped anybody
Speaker 1: in my entire life, So just don't believe you don't
Speaker 1: be running up on me talking about you want me
Speaker 1: to strap a bit. I've never done that. I don't
Speaker 1: even know how to put it on. Good. Would you
Speaker 1: pack a guy? Did we talk about that before? Would
Speaker 1: you pack a guy? I? Listen, Let's say I've been
Speaker 1: in a relationship for fifteen years and she's starting to
Speaker 1: get a little bit mundane. I might peg spice things
Speaker 1: up a little bit, but I don't want no guy, seriously,
Speaker 1: who will let me suck them in the ass? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want you. I'm scared of you. If you've
Speaker 1: been with that nigga for fifty y'all, y'all fifty five
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you want dick in your ass,
Speaker 1: that ain't dick. If it's you, what is it? Then,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you want strapping your ass. It's
Speaker 1: not a strap because pegs be small, and what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Pegging is the act of sucking a man
Speaker 1: in the ass? Oh? I thought. I When I think
Speaker 1: of a peg, I think of a little No, bitch,
Speaker 1: is pegging is the act of you're doing it with
Speaker 1: a strap wall which comes in many sizes, colors and shapes.
Speaker 1: So so, because it's a dude, is pegging? Yes? So
Speaker 1: I can't be paid? No, you're just getting sucking ass, bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's stupid. I don't know why I think a peg.
Speaker 1: I think of like this triangular shaped symbol like thing
Speaker 1: that goes in the butt. No, that's a what is
Speaker 1: that thing called? It's like a butt plug. That's what
Speaker 1: you're thinking about. Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Some
Speaker 1: people just have Like you can be having vaginal sex
Speaker 1: and just he's sitting there with the buck plug in
Speaker 1: at the same time. That's different. What the hell are
Speaker 1: you talking about? And I guess men can have a
Speaker 1: butt plug in while they're sucking you. That's different. That's different.
Speaker 1: So would you do that? No, put the but put
Speaker 1: a butt plug in my ass. I don't like people
Speaker 1: playing around my butt. Man. I'm like a nigga when
Speaker 1: it comes to that ship. Like I'll have anal sex
Speaker 1: once every few years when I'm real feeling real nasty,
Speaker 1: But other than that, no, I'm gurdud on a dick
Speaker 1: in the butt. Let me tell you something. I'm listening,
Speaker 1: but I just scrolled on Facebook and men, if you're listening,
Speaker 1: do not skip leg day. God damn, y'all need to work.
Speaker 1: Don't just work your upper body working, lord, buddy, Look
Speaker 1: look at this agent. Nigga looked like some sperm. Nigga
Speaker 1: looked like sperm with the low ass like little legs
Speaker 1: suthing him. All right, I'm sorry, we got off topic.
Speaker 1: We're back to girlfriends. It's not it. Don't ball down
Speaker 1: to the dick, though it's the dick. I'm noting with
Speaker 1: no woman with no badass attitude that if all of
Speaker 1: us got bad attitudes. Listen, if you stop being your
Speaker 1: friends friends because she's flawed, but you take this flawless
Speaker 1: nigga all the time because he got good, you ought
Speaker 1: to be shamed of yourself right now, hang your head.
Speaker 1: You want to be shamed. That's terrible girl. Fucking bitches. No,
Speaker 1: fuck the niggas. No, No, I'm not constantly compromising with anybody,
Speaker 1: and you may have you might have a little bit
Speaker 1: higher tolerance for the man as opposed to having to
Speaker 1: deal with this woman and her bullshit all the time. No,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I'm pretty sure you have friends that
Speaker 1: you stopped being friends with after a while, Like that's
Speaker 1: a lot of bitches. I don't, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it still took times a lot of niggas. I
Speaker 1: don't funk with no more. We equal opportunis and with
Speaker 1: none of y'all ass I'm sick of everybody. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have no tolerance for everybody bullshit. At this point in
Speaker 1: my life, my circle of friends actually has become smaller,
Speaker 1: but the quality is better. Absolutely. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be around any headaches. I want to be an asset
Speaker 1: to everybody that I'm around. I don't want no fucking liabilities.
Speaker 1: That's just it. And I'm gonna be an asset to everybody,
Speaker 1: and i want everybody be an asset to me, which
Speaker 1: I always say, friends are meant to be used. If
Speaker 1: I can't use you, you can't use me. It's a problem.
Speaker 1: It's the whole liability people. I've said that before and
Speaker 1: people took it the wrong way, Like, did y'all not
Speaker 1: hear what I said? I'm also an asset right When
Speaker 1: people think about us, they think like, um, they assume
Speaker 1: you mean like taking for granted in a way or
Speaker 1: taking the advantage because you're being used. But that's not
Speaker 1: what she means by being used. That means being of
Speaker 1: service and people being of service to you. That's it, Yes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. Nobody wants somebody who just beens the air
Speaker 1: with a bunch of bullshit all the time, or accompany
Speaker 1: you with their problems all the time, or accompany you
Speaker 1: for money all the time, like and you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: doing that to other people. Yeah, I think I U.
Speaker 1: I used to be one of those people that'd be like, hey, girl,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what the funk happ't with and
Speaker 1: then I don't even ask about like what the going
Speaker 1: on with you? And that I do better about asking first,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, hey, how you doing? For real words,
Speaker 1: I have a conversation with about me, and I'd be
Speaker 1: like or then I get into the juice that I
Speaker 1: wanted to drip text, like how your mental health to day?
Speaker 1: You're ready for my ship? If it's gonna be like yes,
Speaker 1: some bullshit, I'll ask can I unpack on you? I'll
Speaker 1: say that first, because I remember being on the phone
Speaker 1: with my best friend one day and I just unloaded
Speaker 1: the whole pill of dog she right in her lap.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, damn, it's real early in
Speaker 1: the morning and I just really just unloaded on her.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for what I just did. To you. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a lot. Is that girl colde? I think
Speaker 1: we got a dumb bitch story. Though, Let's do a
Speaker 1: dumb bitch story first, and then we'll go welcome back
Speaker 1: in with girl code in a minute. Well, I'd like
Speaker 1: to call it woman code, because we are not girls,
Speaker 1: are you? I'm a girl. I'm still I'm an adult,
Speaker 1: human person woman. Okay, god damn an adult. Before we
Speaker 1: get into anything else, Let's pay some bills real quick,
Speaker 1: dumb bitch stories, because we've all been a dumb bitch
Speaker 1: at least once or twice, contests from a listener on Instagram. Actually,
Speaker 1: all right, so she says, first of all, y'all are
Speaker 1: my best friends. In my head. You're my best friend.
Speaker 1: Two girls I love y'all show keep spreading that black
Speaker 1: girl magic. So here's my dumb bitch story. I'm twenty
Speaker 1: six and I've been in a long term relationship all
Speaker 1: throughout my twenties. I'm newly single and decided to try
Speaker 1: online dating again. Met this guy and on the third
Speaker 1: date at his apartment to watch a movie, he lets
Speaker 1: me know that he has partners, three women that he
Speaker 1: is seeing sexually and respect very much according to him,
Speaker 1: that was a red flag for me, but considering that
Speaker 1: he was upfront and honest about it was a turn
Speaker 1: on for the simple fact that he didn't try to
Speaker 1: manipulate or keep anything hidden. I decided to stay. One
Speaker 1: thing led to another, and I'm asking if he had
Speaker 1: a condom. He didn't, which was red flag number two.
Speaker 1: How do you have three sexual partners and don't have condoms? Anyways,
Speaker 1: we decided to kiss and cut on the entire night instead,
Speaker 1: After a few days, I decided to cut it off
Speaker 1: with him, as the red flags were too much, And
Speaker 1: she goes on to say after about a week, he
Speaker 1: reached back out and we ended up flirting and sharing
Speaker 1: sexy picks and videos the entire weekend. We decided to
Speaker 1: meet up again Tuesday. Well, Tuesday gets here and as
Speaker 1: soon as I hit the door, he blindfolded me and
Speaker 1: went to work. I'm talking about paddles with little spike
Speaker 1: rollers all at she said, all of that. We rolled
Speaker 1: around in the bedroom for hours. After it was all
Speaker 1: said and done, we end up talking about relationships in general,
Speaker 1: and one of his partners came up and about how
Speaker 1: she wants to marry him for insurance purposes At that moment,
Speaker 1: I'm a speechless and then he said I told her
Speaker 1: I got you. My mouth could have hit the fucking floor,
Speaker 1: but my dumbass stayed stayed because I was still coming
Speaker 1: down off the high what he just did. So he's
Speaker 1: going to get married a few weeks but still wants
Speaker 1: to continue to see me as well as the other
Speaker 1: three partners. Am I wrong? They both don't really honor
Speaker 1: marriage as it's a business deal for them. But I
Speaker 1: feel like it's bad Carmon because he's technically will be
Speaker 1: somebody's husband. Who knows. I'm probably going to take another
Speaker 1: ride for time's sake, but who knows. Dumb bitch story
Speaker 1: is still developing, l if she is this really a
Speaker 1: dumb bit story? If she's if he's not lying to her,
Speaker 1: she's not lying to him, and all parties involved are
Speaker 1: okay with what's going on, right I it's only dumb
Speaker 1: bitch if you know that you don't want this type
Speaker 1: of relationship and you're still going to stay in it.
Speaker 1: That's where the only question I did ask her a question?
Speaker 1: So I asked her what was his profession, like what
Speaker 1: type of money he had? Um and he has he
Speaker 1: does have one child, so he's into social work and
Speaker 1: he has a child, a little girl as four and only,
Speaker 1: I said, the only reason why I'm asking this because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to determine whether or not he can afford
Speaker 1: for women. A social worker definitely can't afford for women. Basically,
Speaker 1: he got dick. This is this, that was just it,
Speaker 1: she said, he pulled out the whips and yeah, so
Speaker 1: basically he just had straight dick for her. He'll full
Speaker 1: time dick slayer and a part time social Yeah, because
Speaker 1: how do you focus on actual like having any other
Speaker 1: business if you're sucking four bitches? Like how? So I
Speaker 1: don't again, I don't really feel like she She's calls
Speaker 1: it a dumb bit story, but I really, I mean
Speaker 1: she's having fun. She will become a dumb bit if
Speaker 1: she falls in love with this dick, because we all know,
Speaker 1: unless you're a real live car hopper, your pussy run
Speaker 1: straight to your heart. So now you fuck somebody long enough,
Speaker 1: if they're sucking, you're good chane of fools period. So
Speaker 1: I don't know she would technically be a dumb bitch um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, if she falls in love, then the dumb
Speaker 1: bitch story will have development. Send us another one, Send
Speaker 1: us another dumb Yeah, exactly, Send us an update, bitch,
Speaker 1: it'd better not be that your fucking act is pregnant. Okay,
Speaker 1: are in love with this I'm in love with him
Speaker 1: and I'm living in the house with two other bitches
Speaker 1: that I don't like. He's about to get married for
Speaker 1: the next bitch, can have health insurance? You better get
Speaker 1: some Obamacare. The fuck right, do you have insurance? Because
Speaker 1: that's the next question. Look, that sounds like some bullshit
Speaker 1: he told her, like, oh, yeah, we're just getting married
Speaker 1: for insurance purposes. Or maybe he was in the military.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe she has some type of health
Speaker 1: issues that that's other woman. Maybe she has some type
Speaker 1: of healthy she's where he cares about her in that
Speaker 1: way and she really needs some souped up health. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but girl, listen, let us know. Enjoying
Speaker 1: that little life while you kid girlfriends. You say low life?
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you know what movie that's from? No, wait,
Speaker 1: wait till him it's a savannahtone. Rob. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's a little life. I just wanted to say
Speaker 1: that today. Enjoy that dick while you can just have
Speaker 1: fun with it this, don't get don't get caught up. Please,
Speaker 1: don't get caught up because you ain't a dumb bit
Speaker 1: yet but you're working on it, so you are really gold. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's pay some bills real quick, y'all will be that.
Speaker 1: I prepared a long ass list of ship that I
Speaker 1: expect from my friends. Basically, it's a long ass list
Speaker 1: of a j woman cold rules. I don't know what
Speaker 1: we want to call it? No, no, all right? So, um,
Speaker 1: first of all, what exactly is a woman called girl cold?
Speaker 1: What's a woman called to you? Tam? Um? Should that
Speaker 1: women should do to remain loyal and have integrity with
Speaker 1: one another. Loyalty always lies with women. Sometimes it could
Speaker 1: be with women you don't even know. So, like if
Speaker 1: you see some creep hitting on a girl and she
Speaker 1: looks noticely uncomfortable, you don't even know her, Like maybe
Speaker 1: you could be like, oh, that's my girlfriend, and so
Speaker 1: I don't know. So that's just like an unspoken girl
Speaker 1: code thing, like you always stand in solidarity with other women. Um.
Speaker 1: So one of the first things always comes out when
Speaker 1: people talk about girl code is talking to someone that
Speaker 1: your friend used to date. So do you ask for permission.
Speaker 1: Is that man always off limits? Is there a time limit? Oh,
Speaker 1: when you can funk with this man that used to
Speaker 1: be with your friend? All right, It just depends on
Speaker 1: the women and the nigga honestly. Like, let's say, is
Speaker 1: the girl who dated a guy in college they ended
Speaker 1: up feeling like they were better as friends, and then
Speaker 1: in your late thirties, your best your best home girl
Speaker 1: meet him and they like each other. Would you keep
Speaker 1: her from Datingum? No, I'm never loyal to men in
Speaker 1: that way, like we can. Yeah, these niggas for everybody. Sorry,
Speaker 1: unless if somebody I was about to marry or somebody
Speaker 1: I had been in a relationship with for years, then
Speaker 1: it's a problem. And it was like serious, Yeah, then
Speaker 1: it's a problem. Like I'm like, damn, you'll always liked
Speaker 1: each other's going on right behind my back when y'all
Speaker 1: licking each other, right, I would have questions then, But
Speaker 1: do you ask for permission first? Like y'all run into
Speaker 1: each should you tell your friend like, hey, man, I
Speaker 1: read into such and such. You know, we exchange numbers
Speaker 1: and we've been texting. I wanted to see if it's
Speaker 1: okay if we hang out. How do you feel about that.
Speaker 1: I feel like before you get that nigga your number,
Speaker 1: you should hit me up, all right? You know I
Speaker 1: used to do you run and tell me like hold on,
Speaker 1: you look good, but hold on a second. Let me
Speaker 1: call my friend. One second, we call my friend. Is
Speaker 1: that really how it goes down? Or you get a
Speaker 1: number and then update the b better go beach putting
Speaker 1: your face? What about? What about um guys that you
Speaker 1: have a crush on, Because I've liked a couple of
Speaker 1: guys and my friends end up working with them, Like
Speaker 1: they know I like him. I've been very um so
Speaker 1: y'all liked him at the same time, it's like nah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a situation. So it was a guy.
Speaker 1: Um he was actually a professor at the college. At
Speaker 1: the college and he was fine, like I really I
Speaker 1: liked him like I was Actually one night in the club,
Speaker 1: I ran into him and he was talking to me
Speaker 1: until I told him I was one of his students.
Speaker 1: The nigga like walked off like he got the funk
Speaker 1: about it. There are real quick feel like a couple
Speaker 1: like maybe a year later, So she ran into him
Speaker 1: like she knew the story behind the nigger not even
Speaker 1: a year later. It was within the same year. Some
Speaker 1: months later, she ran into him at a house party,
Speaker 1: hooked up with him, and all he did was fun.
Speaker 1: It's not like he kept her. So you well, no,
Speaker 1: that's not girl, cod because you weren't working with him
Speaker 1: and he wasn't about to funk with you because you
Speaker 1: were his students. So it wasn't like she violated. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like she's violent. I feel like it's a violation.
Speaker 1: How you couldn't have them Listen, I could have had
Speaker 1: him later on if now, I would never if I
Speaker 1: run into him, if he's not married, I went pursue
Speaker 1: him now because she don't sucked him. Yeah, you see
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You didn't have no, you didn't have
Speaker 1: no DIBs over that man. I definitely had DIBs over
Speaker 1: that man. She didn't even know that man. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know that nigg existed, bitch, She didn't know he existed.
Speaker 1: So all these names, but she didn't go out looking
Speaker 1: for him. She ran into him, girl, and she's just
Speaker 1: happened to not be his motherfucking student like you, man.
Speaker 1: That man was not awful. That man was awful, limits bitch,
Speaker 1: We could argue about that all day long. That man
Speaker 1: was awful limits because you're talking to him for five minutes.
Speaker 1: In the it was longer than five minutes, it was anyway,
Speaker 1: that's my nigger in my mind. So no, bitch, why
Speaker 1: are you trying to talk to him? What is up?
Speaker 1: It's all these niggers you can sunk with. You gonna
Speaker 1: sunk with a nigger I told you I liked, So whatever, bitch,
Speaker 1: we don't agree on that one. Hey, all right, So
Speaker 1: this is the infamous one. Do you tell your friend
Speaker 1: if you know their man it's cheating? And what if
Speaker 1: y'all are good? What if you good friends are both
Speaker 1: of them? Like, what do you think you should if
Speaker 1: I know my good friends man is cheating, I'm telling
Speaker 1: her if they're both my good friends, I ain't saying ship.
Speaker 1: I'm staying out of it. And and honestly, it depends
Speaker 1: on the good friend and how many times he didn't
Speaker 1: got caught cheating. Like, let's say this is the first
Speaker 1: time I'm telling her, But if he doesn't been got
Speaker 1: caught a million times, and she ain't leaving what, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna bring her some more agony for him when
Speaker 1: she ain't going nowhere by my business right because I
Speaker 1: didn't had it where I don't told a good friend
Speaker 1: that her man was cheating, send her pictures and everything,
Speaker 1: and they broke up, got back together, and I was
Speaker 1: no longer invited to the barbecues and ship. Why y'all
Speaker 1: mad at me? I wasn't exactly she broke up my else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she broke up with me. Shame, that's why. So that's
Speaker 1: a slippery slope when it comes to your friends and
Speaker 1: their relationships. Okay, if it's my best best friends, like
Speaker 1: my day one best friends, I'm telling because we're telling
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, I'm telling you, um because I think
Speaker 1: we'll have a It would be like you understand each
Speaker 1: other better. You know. I'm not telling you out of
Speaker 1: malice or trying to disturb your day. But I don't
Speaker 1: know it just it depends on the friend. It depends
Speaker 1: on a friend. Otherwise I mind my fucking business, because
Speaker 1: I know women will let your ass go because you
Speaker 1: told them something about their man, or they'll make it
Speaker 1: like a problem with you. I didn't have one of
Speaker 1: my friends Niggas and one of my other friends, d
Speaker 1: m R. We was on her phone together and I
Speaker 1: was like, I've seen the nigga name. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, that's my home girl nigga. So I
Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing to my home girl about it. But
Speaker 1: when I saw him, I said something to him about it.
Speaker 1: It's like, don't do that. That's not what's up, because
Speaker 1: if you do, you're gonna be put me in a
Speaker 1: place where I'm gonna have to say something. Now, what
Speaker 1: if you're friends were to find out that he was
Speaker 1: in the other friends dam and then you knew about
Speaker 1: it and didn't tell him. A lot of women will
Speaker 1: discard your ass because of that because you didn't tell them.
Speaker 1: How she gonna know I knew about it? Maybe gone,
Speaker 1: he might have snitched on you, like well, dam new
Speaker 1: like Tam knew. I'm like, I ain't no ship for
Speaker 1: you lying you. Yeah, these niggas ain't ship boy all right?
Speaker 1: So look, is it okay for your friend to hang
Speaker 1: out with your husband or your boyfriend without you knowing?
Speaker 1: If they didn't planning a vacation trip, surprise or birthday
Speaker 1: party for me? Why y'all hanging out without you knowing,
Speaker 1: without getting your permission? Like they just meeting up for
Speaker 1: lunch somewhere just to talk and hang out. Were they
Speaker 1: friends before? Like? Did I meet my man through her?
Speaker 1: And they were like close friends? Those are all the mirrable,
Speaker 1: So let's just stay to the That's the only way
Speaker 1: that's gonna work for right, is that they were already
Speaker 1: friends right prior to me, because now I can't say, Okay,
Speaker 1: now y'all can't be friends anymore because we're together. But
Speaker 1: you know, what the funk you mean, my niggafure, unless
Speaker 1: you're planning my proposal or a surprise for me. I
Speaker 1: just don't understand why the funk y'all learned together, right?
Speaker 1: And what the hell y'all got so important to talk
Speaker 1: about right that I wasn't in on the loop? I
Speaker 1: talked to you this morning? Why the fund wasn't I invited?
Speaker 1: You know? And look, so that's pretty much all I
Speaker 1: had um pretending to like women and their relationships with
Speaker 1: men and how other women should conduct themselves as friends.
Speaker 1: So this goes more into like the women on women
Speaker 1: um about this friendships. So I have a pet peeves.
Speaker 1: I don't like bitches wearing the same perfume as me.
Speaker 1: So that's the whole woman called for me, Like where
Speaker 1: the fund is your smell good? Bitch? What if she
Speaker 1: accidentally left her perfect are something? You accidentally left your perfume.
Speaker 1: But I don't want you smelling like me in the
Speaker 1: club or where we are, wherever we are at, Like
Speaker 1: I know, I'd be having like great, You're not gonna
Speaker 1: smell like There's a note that's missing from every fragrance,
Speaker 1: and that's the note that your body creates. So you
Speaker 1: will smell different even with the same perfume on. Not
Speaker 1: all the time. That's not true. All the time your
Speaker 1: note changes. Look, bring your smell good. I'd be buying
Speaker 1: like real good expensiveship. Did you you shop at Victoria's
Speaker 1: Secret and you wait till you get to my house
Speaker 1: to use my ship? No, bitch, I don't mind y'all perfume.
Speaker 1: If a nigga can't decide which one of us he
Speaker 1: want to funk with because we got on the same perfume,
Speaker 1: that is not the nigga for me. Okay, you can
Speaker 1: have that one, all right? What about girls night? If
Speaker 1: there is a girl's night, it's never okay to bring
Speaker 1: your nigga. Don't even ask if he can come. I
Speaker 1: hate when bitches do that. Why is your nigga here?
Speaker 1: Why is Tyrone here? I'm gonna I can't even talk
Speaker 1: to you about my other niggas because You're nigga is
Speaker 1: sitting here. Now he's gonna be judging us, say you
Speaker 1: hang around. They already gonna say that because of this podcast.
Speaker 1: Rapids would talk around his motherfucker. Man, alright, so who
Speaker 1: does that? Has? Have you ever had someone bring the
Speaker 1: nigga to girls night? Yes, like dinner, Like we're meeting
Speaker 1: up for dinner and here you come walk in with
Speaker 1: your man, Like, what the funk? Maybe I wanted to
Speaker 1: just talk to you, now I got I can't even
Speaker 1: talk about what I wanted to talk about because your
Speaker 1: nigga is sitting in my face. When he comes. You
Speaker 1: just bring their nigga to their herald point? Manh why
Speaker 1: is he here? And? I hate? I hate? I hate
Speaker 1: when the nigga be trying to tell me how to
Speaker 1: do the girl here. I've had that happen and when
Speaker 1: he finished talking, I would turn to her and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, so what would you like? That's like bringing
Speaker 1: your kids? Why is he here? Yeah? I have Clane
Speaker 1: spring kids too, and I don't mind the kids as
Speaker 1: much as the boyfriend. Why I didn't even talk to you.
Speaker 1: That's controlling. So he want to dictate how her hair looks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: be telling me how to do her hair. Not be
Speaker 1: looking at him, black boy. If you don't get the
Speaker 1: funks out of my fucking face. You don't see that
Speaker 1: sign on the door, nigger what you're doing in here?
Speaker 1: And I'd be like, is that what you want? What
Speaker 1: he said, is that what you want? I don't care
Speaker 1: if he paid for it, right fucking Or a girl's
Speaker 1: trip and she's staying down the hall with her nigga.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can stay down the hall, but don't
Speaker 1: bring your nigga fun somebody else while you there. I'm jumping.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even because I was reading at the same time,
Speaker 1: but at registered so at my stop calling just mind,
Speaker 1: I was like, right, all right, woman, code, I don't
Speaker 1: believe your friends should ever be Yes, Ma'am's like just
Speaker 1: yeah everything you say or yeah that everything you do.
Speaker 1: If you're sucking up, you're sucking up. So I feel
Speaker 1: like you should check your friends if they're sucking up
Speaker 1: in love life and in business. You need to let
Speaker 1: her know. I do have friends. Tell me that sometimes
Speaker 1: it's easier for me to just let me just think
Speaker 1: what I think than try to correct me because it
Speaker 1: becomes an argument and they don't feel like fighting with me,
Speaker 1: so they just be like, girl, you got it, But
Speaker 1: that's not good. You're a bully. Probably you think you ain't.
Speaker 1: I'm not no bully me. That's preposterous. Hey, look, I
Speaker 1: can't be bullied. So I just got a very strong
Speaker 1: opinion and it's hard to sway me. But sometimes it was.
Speaker 1: You know, it's important to have friends that don't care
Speaker 1: about how I feel. Right, you're just gonna tell you, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're sucking up and here's why exactly. But see, I'm
Speaker 1: the type they'll be like, well, let me tell you
Speaker 1: how you funked up last week. You know your nigga,
Speaker 1: Like you call me to talk about your nigga. Now
Speaker 1: you're telling telling me about my nigga. Like, bitch, we
Speaker 1: doesn't even talk about my nigga. You call me about
Speaker 1: it about something with your man. So why are you
Speaker 1: bringing up what I went through with my nigga last month? Bitch?
Speaker 1: You want my ad? I want you to agree with me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, if your friend is sucking up, let her
Speaker 1: know we do not um reward bad behavior period the fuck. No,
Speaker 1: all right, this is a major girl code woman code
Speaker 1: for me. Don't be hating other women. You haven't talked
Speaker 1: to your friend, and you'd be like, you know, you
Speaker 1: realize that your friend is a whole fucking hater, just
Speaker 1: the way they talk about other people. Like you may
Speaker 1: look at this person and think this is this girl
Speaker 1: is gorgeous, she's pretty, she got this that, and think
Speaker 1: whatever going on? But your friend just talking about her
Speaker 1: like a fucking dog, Like you're just hating on that girl.
Speaker 1: How do you tell your friend being a hater right now?
Speaker 1: You don't, I just say it. I'm like, stop, I
Speaker 1: ain't hate. I'm just saying with everybody, no, but you
Speaker 1: hater right now exactly. And if it's a general consensus
Speaker 1: that this person is this ship and you just over
Speaker 1: here like creating reasons why he ain't, you're fucking hater.
Speaker 1: But I don't did that before, like saying something about
Speaker 1: a bit you did, I realize like, like damn, I
Speaker 1: was hating. Yeah, it was not nice to him. He
Speaker 1: was hating on That's just now I have done that.
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't even gonna lie it happened sub consciously,
Speaker 1: a sub conscious hater the fuck. I tried my best
Speaker 1: to support everybody, though, but hey, yeah, I guess the
Speaker 1: hate being me sometimes. Listen, this is a big one
Speaker 1: for me too. If your friend looks fucked up, you
Speaker 1: gotta tell them, because what's what's the What's the first
Speaker 1: thing we say when we see a woman that's not
Speaker 1: aesthetically put together? What's the first thing we say? Usually
Speaker 1: she ain't got no friends? Where her fucking friends at? Right? So?
Speaker 1: But then sometimes you got friends that like you don't
Speaker 1: told them about what they wear, how they do stuff,
Speaker 1: and they do it anyway. What then are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You let people be happy with who they are, how
Speaker 1: they are. Like, bit, you can't go everywhere with us.
Speaker 1: We're gonna stop in fighting your ass. Now. If every
Speaker 1: time you put something, you gotta be like this, look
Speaker 1: all right, it's look okay, Bit you ain't got nothing
Speaker 1: that you know? Look bomb. But that's me. I always
Speaker 1: want I need validation from my friends in my outfit.
Speaker 1: I'd be calling y'all like ho, look, even though I'd
Speaker 1: be feeling cute. I just need you to tell me
Speaker 1: that's something different. Bitch girl called woman called safety first.
Speaker 1: You never drive off without making sure your friend is
Speaker 1: in the house, right, Okay, that's true. That's a that's
Speaker 1: a big Listen, so do you lack Let's say y'all
Speaker 1: came together, y'all always leave the club together. It's just
Speaker 1: feel like at a certain age you can let a
Speaker 1: bit go on by her business. Now, I letting my
Speaker 1: friends if they noticeably drunk and you met somebody in
Speaker 1: the club, or you're texting something I know you wouldn't
Speaker 1: be working with if you weren't drunk, I might say
Speaker 1: something like, are you sure you want to do that? Girl? Breaking?
Speaker 1: Carry your ass home? H Because well, when I was young,
Speaker 1: like when I was, you know, really young, like we
Speaker 1: came together, we're leaving together. But now in my thirties, like, girl,
Speaker 1: go get that d um, that's probably not safe. But
Speaker 1: all my girls carry straps though, and not the kind
Speaker 1: of they kind. But that's a whole, isn't um? All Right?
Speaker 1: There's a going you have to turn into a professional
Speaker 1: photographer when you're taking pictures that you're fucking friends, and
Speaker 1: you are not to post any pictures that haven't been
Speaker 1: cleared by your friends first either period. You can tell
Speaker 1: when they post an ugly picture of you or like
Speaker 1: you're not lost weight now you're extra fining. Your friend
Speaker 1: posting an old ass fat throwback Thursday, bitch, whore you're
Speaker 1: playing with you hope't even me no more. Bit you're
Speaker 1: a whole fucking hater. One of my friends. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: not fair, because your friend might think you're beautiful at anything,
Speaker 1: so you can't really sit here in one of my
Speaker 1: then she's not your friends. One of my ex friends,
Speaker 1: one of my ex friends sister posted a super fat
Speaker 1: picture of me once randomly. It wasn't even a throwback, nothing,
Speaker 1: just randomly, And at that point I was super find
Speaker 1: why did you post this picture? And we don't even
Speaker 1: talk like that? What was that of out? She was
Speaker 1: trying to remind me, bro when me, bitch, she's trying
Speaker 1: to remind me, bitch, I'll remember, humble, humble yourself, That's
Speaker 1: what she said, humble, humble myself home, bitch, I'll remember
Speaker 1: that I sat bitches stole inside. Sometimes some days I overeat.
Speaker 1: I remember, so I went on a church with a group,
Speaker 1: a group chip with some bitches and some a man,
Speaker 1: no right, and we end up sharing like Facebook and
Speaker 1: Instagrams with each other. And then when I went to
Speaker 1: her Instagram, she had this picture of me up there.
Speaker 1: I was ordering my fish and it was just like
Speaker 1: she took a can and shoting me ordering fish and
Speaker 1: I'm looking at crazy and fat. I don't like girl.
Speaker 1: What the he posted? Hayden, Hey, the bitches be hating.
Speaker 1: This is a friend of a friend that posted that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, see that's some bullshit. That's some real bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'll be I'd be funny about going on group trips
Speaker 1: with bitches. Listen. I went on a group trip once
Speaker 1: with some friends I met st when I lived in St. Louis,
Speaker 1: And when we got there, I was like so happy.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so happy y'all all pretty? Because
Speaker 1: I only knew my one friend right, and it was
Speaker 1: two of her friends, so it's four of us, and
Speaker 1: I didn't know the other two girls. But when we
Speaker 1: got there, I was I'm so happy you all pretty okay,
Speaker 1: because I don't like hanging around ugly bitches. Man, they'd
Speaker 1: be ruining the trips and ship like that. Man, they'd
Speaker 1: be acting funny the whole time. No. I went on
Speaker 1: this one group trip and me and one of my
Speaker 1: close friends who's still one of my best friends. Today
Speaker 1: we got into off argument about nothing. We was really
Speaker 1: drunk and we got into this big argument about nothing,
Speaker 1: and then we was trying to like have a conversation
Speaker 1: to piece it out. And then some random bitch that's
Speaker 1: on the trip gonna say yeah, because I mean, I
Speaker 1: could see why they might like why you they think
Speaker 1: you're shady because I heard you talking about me in
Speaker 1: the back seat, Bitch, I don't know you. I was like,
Speaker 1: getting this, bitch, I don't know you how I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about you, talking about you? But I was like,
Speaker 1: is this gag up? On Tammy Day? You got a
Speaker 1: random bitches talking about I'm talking about them in the
Speaker 1: backs where you talking about her? No, I don't know
Speaker 1: talking about you for what? Because not because I heard
Speaker 1: you laughing in the man Oh no, she was trying
Speaker 1: to have a problem with you, and she she chose
Speaker 1: that opportunity when you were beating with a friend. Bit
Speaker 1: shut up, Yeah, because I'm laughing in the back seat.
Speaker 1: And look when I say I don't want to hang
Speaker 1: around ugly bitches, they could be. And it's not just
Speaker 1: aesthetics as personality, but the funck. No, if it's some bitches,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't feel like dealing with some
Speaker 1: random attitudes from some random bitches because they're salty, nobody
Speaker 1: trying to haul at them the whole time, or something
Speaker 1: crazy like that girl, she got an attitude all the
Speaker 1: dudes whoever let us in v I p you got
Speaker 1: an attitude with these niggas, like you're mad at these
Speaker 1: niggas for no reason, like just acting stink. I don't
Speaker 1: have the time for that. I don't. I don't really
Speaker 1: have those experiences no more. I think we had those
Speaker 1: experiences as young women. Like bitches, you better let my
Speaker 1: ugly friends with me with you want some of this
Speaker 1: pussy boy. I don't really got no ugly friends though
Speaker 1: me neither. I really don't actual I don't think I
Speaker 1: have no ugly friends. But I just think like pretty
Speaker 1: women kind of like flock together. They link up. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a nigger listening like these bitches think they
Speaker 1: and they not. Hey, No, I know if I ain't
Speaker 1: let a bit think what I think period. All right,
Speaker 1: So make sure you have the name, address, and social
Speaker 1: security number of the guy whose house your friend is
Speaker 1: going to. Woman code security. Just playing, But I need
Speaker 1: you to send me a fucking drop the dop please
Speaker 1: so I know where you have. Just share your location
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, I had my friends share your location
Speaker 1: for twenty four Yes, I need to know where the
Speaker 1: funk you at. I will do that, but not I
Speaker 1: mean get his soul security. But we're about the scammal.
Speaker 1: But other than that, I don't need it. Listen, always
Speaker 1: speak up if you think your friend's friends isn't their friends.
Speaker 1: Have you ever like friends? Yes? Have you ever had
Speaker 1: a friend and you realize her friend ain't really her friend?
Speaker 1: Like I guess that may be along the lines of
Speaker 1: telling somebody about their boyfriend. But like you see, like
Speaker 1: little hate and ship this girl is doing. Would you
Speaker 1: tell them one of my good friends, like one of
Speaker 1: my best friends. Now we met because I was doing
Speaker 1: her and her friends here, and when I did her friends,
Speaker 1: I did her friends here. First I did her hair
Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, how long you and so so
Speaker 1: been friends? You'll best friends? She was like, no, not really,
Speaker 1: we need best friends. I mean we you know, we
Speaker 1: went to undergrad together. Um, and now y'all they lived together.
Speaker 1: They were roommates at the time, going to school and
Speaker 1: whole another state. They came together, so they were best friends.
Speaker 1: With the one girl, she was like, no, we're not
Speaker 1: really friends like that. She's not she's not my top five.
Speaker 1: So I was like, so then when I did the
Speaker 1: other friends here, I was like, hey, um, actually the
Speaker 1: same thing. Basically, I say y'all that. She was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's my Yeah, that's one of my best friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to undergrad together, we lived together. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one of my best friends, one of my closest friends.
Speaker 1: So when some ship had guys stupid between them, I
Speaker 1: didn't told because now I'm now I'm more friends with
Speaker 1: the second girls who here, I did, I'm more friends
Speaker 1: with her, So I let her know. Like when some
Speaker 1: dumb ship was happening like that at least was about
Speaker 1: to be up and they're moving out and she's getting
Speaker 1: her own place and this bitch wants to come sleep
Speaker 1: on her couch over here, I'm like, listen, don't let
Speaker 1: her do that. Because when I first met y'all, she said,
Speaker 1: y'all more friends. I mean, she said you weren't her
Speaker 1: best friend. She said that you're not even her top five,
Speaker 1: But maybe that had changed over time. They had known
Speaker 1: each other for years, what change over time like them
Speaker 1: not being friends they were living together. How much time
Speaker 1: was it before the conversation, like a year later, Like
Speaker 1: a year later when the least is up and I
Speaker 1: told her that's not your friend. Don't even I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even associate myself with her. No, they're not friends down
Speaker 1: to this day, and I'm so friend with my friend.
Speaker 1: So did I steal her friend? I do steal people friends.
Speaker 1: But if a person is not your top five, does
Speaker 1: that not make you not friends? So no, But if
Speaker 1: one person considers the other person a best friend and
Speaker 1: this other person doesn't. Oh, so the other girl was saying,
Speaker 1: that's my best friend, and she was like, she's not
Speaker 1: even my top five, that's what was happening. But then
Speaker 1: you opportunities. You were using her. Basically you didn't even
Speaker 1: consider her a friend, but you were using her. No,
Speaker 1: she considered her a friend, just not her top five. Well,
Speaker 1: listen to me and your friends, and you don't even
Speaker 1: consider me, Like I'm saying, if first of all, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even offer a list for anybody, I wouldn't be like,
Speaker 1: she's not in my top five friends, She's not my
Speaker 1: top five, Like was a't we rappers shut the funk up?
Speaker 1: That's so fucking stupid, all right, it's dumb doing my offers. Look,
Speaker 1: and this is the last on this long ass list
Speaker 1: of girl code woman code. You always celebrate your friend's
Speaker 1: success period, that's a big one, like it's your own.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Sometimes it can be hard to
Speaker 1: celebrate people's successes when you're down, when you're not happy
Speaker 1: with it in your life. I know that can be hard,
Speaker 1: but you still want to celebrate. You want to uplift
Speaker 1: and give them their flowers for sure, because your time
Speaker 1: is coming, you know. And if you're surrounding yourself by
Speaker 1: people who are doing a lot of successful things, you're
Speaker 1: going to be successful. It's gonna happen. You you're trying
Speaker 1: to do some ship and you're surrounding yourself by bums,
Speaker 1: it won't happen. But you know, if you have a
Speaker 1: friend that doesn't scelebrate your success in a way. All right.
Speaker 1: So I have got my Range Rover and I was
Speaker 1: so excited. I was like, I got a car. And
Speaker 1: I went to one of my friend's house and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I'm pulling out with my new car,
Speaker 1: and she came to her door. She didn't come outside.
Speaker 1: She just came to the doorway and she was on
Speaker 1: the stand. She was still on the phone, and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what years that? And I told her. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's cute, So come in. So I came in. I
Speaker 1: was like disappointed that she didn't come outside and give
Speaker 1: me a who But I had to consider that she
Speaker 1: was having like a lot of trouble in her relationship,
Speaker 1: in her work and the things that were going on
Speaker 1: in her life. And I couldn't take it personal. I
Speaker 1: didn't feel like that my friend didn't support me or
Speaker 1: love me any less. I just knew that at that
Speaker 1: time it was hard for her to celebrate me in
Speaker 1: that way. So I didn't take it personal. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just another type of person that has to be
Speaker 1: celebrated for real, So I don't need like the validation,
Speaker 1: not saying like you needed validation from your friend. But
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have felt no type of way or she
Speaker 1: didn't come at the door, I probably wouldn't even have
Speaker 1: pulled up. I just I don't be liking to disturb people,
Speaker 1: especially if I know they're going through some ship. I
Speaker 1: just would just you know, well, she knew she was
Speaker 1: going through, but you didn't think about it until after
Speaker 1: the fact. Yeah, I didn't think about it. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even considering like what she was going through at the time.
Speaker 1: I just was like excited and I wanted to share
Speaker 1: my excitement with my friends, you know. Yeah, but see
Speaker 1: the type of person I am. Let's say it's the
Speaker 1: other way around, and I'm going through some ship or
Speaker 1: I don't feel good or whatever, I'm still gonna be
Speaker 1: like outside like, even though on the inside, even on
Speaker 1: the inside, I feel like even if I feel like
Speaker 1: that on the inside and outside like and that's what
Speaker 1: I mean. Celebrate your friends successes, man, there, because your
Speaker 1: time's coming your Yes, it is so damn You think
Speaker 1: it's woman code a real thing or bro code a
Speaker 1: real thing. Yeah, it's a real thing. It's a real
Speaker 1: thing that most people don't live by. Right. And I
Speaker 1: got a friend that probably wants to be my friend
Speaker 1: and again in life, but I don't know how to
Speaker 1: be her friends. And especially because I found out recently,
Speaker 1: like we haven't been friends and years, but I found
Speaker 1: out recently that a couple of years ago, she fucked
Speaker 1: one of my ex boyfriends that she cleaned just to
Speaker 1: hate his guts years prior, like not years part whenever
Speaker 1: we were together, she was like, I can't I don't
Speaker 1: even see why you talk to him like I can't
Speaker 1: stand him. But then like, from what I know she
Speaker 1: told him, Nigga, she always liked him. Bitch, you haint
Speaker 1: never been my guy there and friend, I'm putting that
Speaker 1: on wax. You ain't never been my friend, girl, And
Speaker 1: that's why the universe would allow me to be friends
Speaker 1: back with you, because you're shady. You're fucking shady, boots,
Speaker 1: and you wanted that dick the whole time. And if
Speaker 1: me and actually see you on the street, we're gonna
Speaker 1: beat your ass, especially before. We don't want them are exactly.
Speaker 1: And you know, I didn't even feel no type of
Speaker 1: way about the nigga. I really feel a way about her.
Speaker 1: I don't really have like any animosity against the guy
Speaker 1: because Nigga, again, we expect this whack ship out of
Speaker 1: these guys. But I just even though we aren't friends,
Speaker 1: or we weren't friends even at the time when she
Speaker 1: did suck them, I just feel some type of way
Speaker 1: that you were still trying to be my friend, you know,
Speaker 1: like come back into my life at some point throughout
Speaker 1: the years, and I just couldn't get there, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know how to be I couldn't. I didn't know
Speaker 1: how to be her friend. And now finding this ship out,
Speaker 1: now I know why my like the universe wouldn't allow
Speaker 1: me to be her friend again because you're want some
Speaker 1: real shady ship. But now she feels justified, probably somewhere
Speaker 1: like she didn't want to be my friend always, so
Speaker 1: I ain't wrong for a way him ship girl, it's
Speaker 1: a whack bitch man. I'm very comfortable with the people
Speaker 1: in my life right now, very very comfortable. I've only
Speaker 1: lost like three friends in life. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty six years old. I've only lost three friends
Speaker 1: in life, two women and a guy. I'm off theble
Speaker 1: with the people I know now. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all.
Speaker 1: Three motherfucker's I lost so many. I keep the same
Speaker 1: friends forever. Bit because I value my friends. I value
Speaker 1: relationships way more than money. People just have no problems
Speaker 1: that relationships are more valuable than you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I have friendships in but I'm
Speaker 1: never done. Like I have ended a few here in
Speaker 1: this past year, but prior to that, I never I
Speaker 1: would take everybody for face value and just be like
Speaker 1: accepting with all their trauma and all their bullshit and
Speaker 1: just say, oh, that's part of life. People are gonna
Speaker 1: come with their ship. I want people to accept me
Speaker 1: with mine, and I would keep toxic motherfucker's in my
Speaker 1: life forever. Now, you gotta get some people up out
Speaker 1: of there, man, because everybody definitely don't mean you. Well.
Speaker 1: I remember I lost one friend, but I threatened to
Speaker 1: beat her up too, and that's oh so was our
Speaker 1: friendship is supposed to be open when I threatened to
Speaker 1: beat you up, No, because I knew you didn't mean that.
Speaker 1: And we're getting money together. So girl, fun that let's
Speaker 1: fight and let's get back to work. Right. You know
Speaker 1: you are my fucking friend for life, for life. You're
Speaker 1: for life for like a game. So this is what happened.
Speaker 1: I went to Atlanta. This is before I was living
Speaker 1: in Atlanta. I was doing I had a job interview
Speaker 1: at the bank and my home girl was already living there.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'll come that morning, go to
Speaker 1: my interview and just stay with you the weekend and
Speaker 1: let's hang out. She was like, I ain't got no
Speaker 1: money to hang out with. And during that time I
Speaker 1: was dating the Dominican drug dealer. I was like, we
Speaker 1: don't need to worry about money. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: So came to her house after the interview. I didn't
Speaker 1: get the job, but anyway, came to her house after
Speaker 1: the interview. Her hair wasn't done with the hair start
Speaker 1: bars some hair. I did her hair, like I got
Speaker 1: nothing to wear. We went to the mall, bought her
Speaker 1: outfit by her shoes, like, just got her lace to
Speaker 1: go out. We go out. I'm about like. I bought
Speaker 1: groceries for her house. Like I tricked off on her
Speaker 1: the whole weekend. So it's Sunday. I was gonna leave
Speaker 1: Monday morning. She was having like niggas come through and um,
Speaker 1: she has some weed. She had a little bit of weed, right,
Speaker 1: but she ain't had no cigar and she gonna come in,
Speaker 1: come in the room and say, can you buy me
Speaker 1: airl I was like, and it's a nigga out there
Speaker 1: about to smoke the weed with her. I was like,
Speaker 1: that nigga buy a cigar. He about to smoke, and
Speaker 1: I wasn't smoking during the time because I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get a job or whatever. So she got mad at
Speaker 1: I told her to ask the nigga. Well, she didn't
Speaker 1: say nothing. She walked out, and I came in the
Speaker 1: living room. I was like, hey, can you buy us
Speaker 1: a cigar? So she got mad because I asked him
Speaker 1: to buy a cigar? Right, But I didn't say it
Speaker 1: like I wasn't flirting with him. I just said hey.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah, that's cool, and she's like, why
Speaker 1: are you asking him to do that? I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you just seem like you don't want to ask him,
Speaker 1: and we need a cigar. Y'all need a cigar. So
Speaker 1: she got mad about it. They smoked. I went back
Speaker 1: in the room, they smoked, and then when he was gone,
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, I'm about to go somewhere. So
Speaker 1: what you're about to do like basically saying I gotta
Speaker 1: get out of her house? And it was hard, and
Speaker 1: I meant, I live in Columbia, South Carolina, and this
Speaker 1: is Atlanta, Georgia, so that's three hours away, so you're
Speaker 1: gonna put me out of your house in the night.
Speaker 1: Because because I asked the nigga bus cigar. Literally, that's
Speaker 1: all that happened. What the funk? I left her house,
Speaker 1: Like I leave, that's not a problem. But um, she
Speaker 1: sent me this in the text too, like you need
Speaker 1: to go basically, so I was like, I'm gonna beat
Speaker 1: your ass when I see you send me all the money,
Speaker 1: all that money I spent on you this weekend. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need you to run that back. And I probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't have did that, but I told her either give
Speaker 1: me that money back I spent on her this weekend,
Speaker 1: or I'm gonna beat her up. So she she sent me.
Speaker 1: She sent me a certified check in the meal, and
Speaker 1: we never talked again. Well, look at least she gave
Speaker 1: you that money back. She might have really I was not.
Speaker 1: She might have really thought you was gonna run down
Speaker 1: to her ass. I was. I was so hurt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. That's terrible. Why are you doing me like that? Over?
Speaker 1: But then she said all right. Then she also said
Speaker 1: that I think I'm better than everybody because she took
Speaker 1: me to her friend's house. Right, they have no electricity.
Speaker 1: They had a baby up in there, but they smoking
Speaker 1: weed and drinking beers in the dark, and I was
Speaker 1: sitting in there like where the funk am I? And
Speaker 1: I probably did have like a little add not an attitude,
Speaker 1: but this is just and look, not my vibe, just peasantry.
Speaker 1: First of all, I am better than you. Let's listen.
Speaker 1: If you're feeling that I was better than you, just
Speaker 1: know that I am. Because why are y'all in the
Speaker 1: head with the baby, drinking liquor and smoking, smoking in
Speaker 1: the dark. Where are your priorities and why are you
Speaker 1: hanging around these type of people? Bitch? We was never
Speaker 1: meant to be friends. Thank you for running me that chat.
Speaker 1: And that's what I told her when we got in
Speaker 1: the car. I was like, this is not the type
Speaker 1: of people you need to be surrounding yourself with. You
Speaker 1: you said that about my friends, and you just think
Speaker 1: you're better than everybody. Oh girl, good ridding good. That
Speaker 1: was my life long friend. We fell out about money, girl,
Speaker 1: good riddens y'all to not fall about money, y'all fell
Speaker 1: out about principle. Why are you around here asking me
Speaker 1: for money to smoke with this dude and not asking
Speaker 1: him a dollar exactly damn cheap. So let's go into
Speaker 1: random sex facts. All right, So today's random sex fact
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Speaker 1: c O dot z A. Apparently, in several countries, some
Speaker 1: new brides placed tiny bags containing chickens blood into the
Speaker 1: vagina prior to intercourse to prove the hime and was
Speaker 1: intact before marriage. In other countries, women have placed congealed
Speaker 1: sheep's blood in their vagina. Is for the same purpose.
Speaker 1: Y'all want to make sure y'all bleed them. Then they
Speaker 1: condict to prove you a virgin because you ain't a virgin.
Speaker 1: OI is because you just might not bleed your first time.
Speaker 1: They've been either that or men. I guess sometimes your
Speaker 1: hyman doesn't always break the first time you have sex
Speaker 1: first of all, so I know if you do good
Speaker 1: gymnastics exactly, so you may not bleed the first time.
Speaker 1: So it's just you're trying to prove to a man
Speaker 1: that you're a virgin by bleeding. But you don't really
Speaker 1: have to bleed your first time. That's just weird. So
Speaker 1: we're just basically trying to again the expectations men have.
Speaker 1: We're just feeding it by putting some fucking chicken blood
Speaker 1: in your pussy. The funk is that about? It must
Speaker 1: be very important to you together, because I ain't putting
Speaker 1: no chicken blood nowhere nothing. Yeah, like you trying to
Speaker 1: get salmonella. Pussy shut up, shut your dat chicken chicken
Speaker 1: blood do not smell what you could get me to
Speaker 1: stick that bag? And exactly like, what the fun could
Speaker 1: you imagine trying? They gotta have health issues after that ship?
Speaker 1: What the hell? I don't know what sheets blood smelled like,
Speaker 1: but that sounds like something that really sound like some
Speaker 1: voodoo type ship. You already got the man, you'all already married, right,
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to Yeah, so that's you from Charleston.
Speaker 1: Y'll be doing and boodo. You know, like people try
Speaker 1: to say women from Charleston don't ever eat spaghetti from
Speaker 1: them because we put our period blood in the spaghetti. Child,
Speaker 1: I can't say that no one's ever done that. I've
Speaker 1: never done that. The pussy alone back well, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never did a nasty ship like that, But I
Speaker 1: can't say people haven't done it because it has. I
Speaker 1: feel like, um, things like that come from a real place,
Speaker 1: So somebody did it at some point. Can you teach
Speaker 1: me a spell. You know, I really don't know how
Speaker 1: to do spells. I just have to watch my thoughts
Speaker 1: and the things I think because I really be manifesting
Speaker 1: ship and it could be good or bad. So when
Speaker 1: i'd be telling people I'm a witch, that's really what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like I have to watch my thoughts.
Speaker 1: Even like when I hate somebody, I have to watch
Speaker 1: my thoughts about them because I've had I've made things
Speaker 1: happen to people, um, and I can't say it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Can you make something happen to my bank account? People, bitch? Look,
Speaker 1: I need to make something happen to my bank account.
Speaker 1: Fucking me. Let me go ahead and and brew that
Speaker 1: up right now. So yeah, shout a hund range of
Speaker 1: that would help you, a bank bitch. All right, y'all.
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