WEBVTT - Ep. 17 "Girl Code 101" 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:07.200 We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion. Who 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:11.880 talked back? What name is DJ? And I like to 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:18.640 funk everybody. Remember the Sex in the City when uh, 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:21.200 they were doing like a parody of Sex in the 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:23.319 City And he's like, my name is Samantha, and I 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:30.520 fuck everybody. Oh, Sex in the City. I love Sabantha. Man, 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.760 Yeah she was. She definitely talked back. Didn't they say 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.000 Sex in the City was coming back? She was gonna 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.240 be on there? Oh yeah, she wasn't gonna be on that, 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:41.200 Like she made the show. What she died, They're gonna 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:43.240 kill her. What they're gonna do. She was over fifty. 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:48.840 She did have cancer that one time she had Yeah, yeah, 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:52.560 that's such a life. All right, Hey, y'all, let me 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:55.840 tell you all about my weekend because it relates to Samantha. 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.520 I was waiting on the nigga to come to my 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:02.720 house over the weekend, and I remember the episode while 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.960 I was waiting on him. I remember the episode where 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:11.080 Samantha was sitting in the house with sushi on her body. Boyfriend. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:14.080 She's like, I'm not the type of woman who waits 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:17.960 all night for a man. That's how I felt that 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:24.160 I was feeling. Is that what he finally called irony? 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:28.880 Answer my boy thought, don't play with me. I ain't 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:30.880 had no sushi on my body, but I had a 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:39.520 little fish for him to eat. Last week, I bit 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:49.600 you had wings. This week is fish god on a 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:59.000 paleo diabetic. It's a keto keto pussy. But welcome to 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:00.960 a new episode. If we talk back, this is your 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:07.040 girl a bam. But you know who did have a 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:17.160 good fucking we Porsha girl store stole that forty million 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:22.440 dollar minter Porsche, got the fucking internet on fire right 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:26.360 now on fire. But you know he African dude? Do 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.720 you think I don't think she would have wanted people 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.960 to notice fast. I think he probably put her up 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.639 to it to like let the world know early. I 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.880 don't know. So I know he's like a prominent businessman 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.240 in Atlanta, Like he got all types of businesses, right, 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.400 So does he just want to be in a limelight 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:45.079 in that way for business purposes? Is it a ploy 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:48.080 in the plot? It's just weird. So for those of 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.240 you who don't know what we're talking about, if you've 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:54.360 been living under a rock these past couple of days, Um, 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:58.520 Porsha Williams from the Housewives of Atlanta just announced her 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:03.920 engagement to Simon did a job coming, don't do that 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:08.200 to that man's name. He announced her engagement to Simon 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:16.040 Guba and failing his ex wife. Now they're not even divorced. 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.040 They are not they are not divorced yet. Well, they're 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:23.200 currently trying to having to divorce. How he engaged before 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:26.720 here exactly you got now. Some girl is also all 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:30.200 on social media saying she was just with him, writing 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.320 passenger seat in the world. She white African men like 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:36.400 several wives though, so why are you why divorce one? 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.520 Just keep him all? But I don't think he can 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.320 keep them all. Maybe he ain't got it like the 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.280 forty million you can have you a couple in this country. Yeah, 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.600 so it just seems kind of weird to me. I 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:50.120 feel like Porscha, she's definitely securing that peach bitch for 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:56.200 next season. She did so it's secure. Yes, listen, I'm 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.800 going to find a marriage certificate for those people. I 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.760 need to know if did y'all hire the fallon, did 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.800 you'll hire the wife to pretend and cause this big 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.200 thing like all of a sudden, Now, Porsche took her 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:12.680 husband right to make ratings going. Yes, they have been together. 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.240 Now she's saying just one month, he's already asked you 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:19.400 to marry with the same style of ring and then 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:23.640 you got pictures with poor Dennis didn't just looks like excellent, excellent, 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:27.160 gonna get that look like, yeah, get that nigga, We're 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:31.640 gonna get that nigga bag. So wait, is that a 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:35.080 girl co violation? Yes, you think denn it's gonna put 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:39.640 his ass on child support, put her on child support. Yeah, 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:46.760 then it's putting in your child's on board. Yeah. I don't. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:51.080 I just it's really it is a girl code problem. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:55.560 Because we were introduced to Fallon as Porsche's friends. I've 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.680 watched the season like this is one of the two 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:01.440 seasons of Real Housewife that I've ever actually watched, so 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.640 I kind of know what's going on. They all went 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:07.240 over to Fallon's house, Fallon in Simon's house, and Fallon 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:12.040 introduced him as her husband. Um. Porsche was there along 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:17.839 with LaToya and was Portion's other friend, the Canadian girl Tanya. 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.120 I loved Tanny and I can't remember her name. Yeah, girl, 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:22.799 she got the funk up out of the after Bolo. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:26.440 Who listen? Okay, so Fallon in her husband was in 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:29.200 Isla Palms when they had Bolo at the house and 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.080 all that they were staying at villa next to them. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:37.000 So who the funk was? Who was sucking Bolow? For real? Now? 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:49.080 Because Simon stupid, let me stop putting that girl? Was 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:54.120 Tanya fucking Bolo and Porsche was fucking Simon? What happened? 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.960 What happened? Probably what happened. That's why I tell you 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.400 that ran from the show. She didn't want to funk 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.680 up her shop it. But here's the thing. Is it 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:06.480 a girl code violation for her to deal with? Because 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:08.880 you know, that's some TV ship. Sometimes they'd be saying, 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:10.640 this is my friend and they ain't really their friend. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:13.520 The camera stop rolling, they'll never speak again, and then 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.720 the work forty And that's what Porsche said, portion said, 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.120 that's not her friend. Yeah, she was introduced to the show. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.599 But then I saw an interview between her Falin and 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:24.560 Candy that said that Dennis and Simon knew each other 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:28.920 and introduced Porsche and Fallon and that Porsche was very nice, 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.040 but she didn't refer to her as her friend. Well, 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:35.920 Candy said, so you came on the show as Porsche's friend. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:40.120 She said, yeah, well, actually it was she explained that way. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.640 But just like Candy seems to think that they were 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:46.480 friends too. So obviously now we're finding out they aren't 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:50.280 actually friends or Porsche doesn't consider her a friend. So 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:53.839 did Porsche break any girl codes? Listen, guys, our show 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:58.520 to day is about girl code, women called girl colde yes? 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.400 Is there one? Is there really a girl code? I 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.720 think so? But once you start talking about third or 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:13.240 four million lives started to blur. What happened was girl? 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:17.520 I don't know. I cannot wait. So if this is 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:19.960 what they were planning, bitch, I'm locked in because I'm 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:23.080 trying to see what I'm in. Did you see Simon? 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:27.000 Episode I really watched this season was the Bolo episode. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.520 That's the only one I saw. Did you see Simon 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:33.120 went Live? He was basically blaming his behavior on his 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:38.640 childhood trauma. He said, because he basically didn't handle the 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:42.440 trauma from his childhood, He's been going through life picking 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:45.520 the wrong partner, picking people who need him, basically is 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.800 what he was saying. Now, I know they're saying that 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:50.360 they have eight kids between them, but I'm pretty sure 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.720 that falonely has three of her own, maybe like three 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.680 boys prior to him. Yeah, because they've only been married 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:58.840 to exactly, so I don't know how long they've been together. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:02.160 Two years, two thousand nineteen. I hope him in ports 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:05.000 to stay together and make everybody look like because she's 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.800 looking real bad out here. I know she looking I 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:11.200 love portion looking real bad, like she's looking she don't 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:15.360 give a fun though. She's probably looking real yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.760 she's looking real bad. But she's a real savage. And 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:21.040 every scene was like all the other housewives like told 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:28.400 you like girl, girl girl she is. You know, Kenya 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:32.720 is so beautiful. She's just nasty. So I did not 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.720 like how she um and it's going into some other 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.679 ship right quick. But I don't like how she played 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:40.520 with Tanna, Tanya bringing some bitch that um supposedly her 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.760 fiance tried to haul at, Like why would you come 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.960 confront her with this damn cookie lady. She's just like 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.280 how she did. I don't like how she did Cynthia 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.000 after Cynthia Warrenbar came out, she was like testing her 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:55.199 own wines and or how she basically messed up the engagement. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.600 She told Cynthia that um Michael was about to ask 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.920 her to marry him, Like, why why are you ruining 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.240 her moment like that? So I don't know. I don't 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:04.960 I don't funk with Kenya, So I still funk with 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:09.000 Portion before Kenya any given Sunday. I love Portion. I 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:12.360 like all the housewives hotly. I don't really dislike any 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:16.079 of them, but girl in real life, in real life, 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.680 I can fuck with Portion. I just know her and 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:24.120 her home girl probably like Girl, they've been though. They 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.400 was doing a bunch of dirt. I want to have 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:34.040 sexual portion. Hu, let's go ahead into the show you've 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:37.000 had jumping m dm s girl, because look she was 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:41.560 saying she fucked everybody at the party. She said she 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.280 sucked everybody. You see how heard toy was getting in her. 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.400 But like I seen her butt on that reunion. There 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:48.360 might be too much asked for me, girl, I asked, 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:50.600 and I had a lot of asks myself, and that 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.400 might even you know what Africans like big women like 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:55.880 thick women. Oh I know, girl, I went to African 0:09:55.880 --> 0:10:00.640 club one night. It was overwhelmed Falonist who slim for 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:05.320 the African Portia doing whatever the funk she doing is 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:10.840 bringing us to our topic today, girl Code. This ship 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:14.880 is major girl code violation. She has violated girl Code 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:21.360 nine four three tune one things that women should and 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:25.400 shouldn't do pertaining to their friends. Um, we're also trying 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.360 to figure out why, you know, because there's a post 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:31.679 that always goes online talking to women basically something else. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.600 You know. They want to know why women are more 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:38.240 loyal to the men there with as opposed to their friends. 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.960 So why are you so fast to let your friends go? 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:43.560 But you'll keep this no good ass nigga around for 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.320 long as time. So we're gonna dissect some of those 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.400 things today because I want to know they just stop 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.360 being my friend. But with this nigga who cheating on 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.400 her seven hundred times, we're gonna stop being my friend 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:57.800 because I couldn't take you for a hair appointment when 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:01.120 you wanted your hair, dumb bit. Fuck you wait, is 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.800 that a real story? Yeah? Why? I I almost fell 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:05.600 out what a home girl one time, And it was 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:08.120 a while before I realized we weren't friends no more 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:10.520 because I just was like, damn, I don't talked to 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:14.040 that bit you like two months and it was all 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.720 because I didn't do her hair when she wanted me 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.280 to say, maybe it's a hair and bit just take 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:22.240 their hair more serious than I need and more than 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:25.560 more than friendships too, Like what the fuck? Like, I 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.720 literally got off on work early to do this bit here. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.400 I got off my regular job to do her here, 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:35.000 but she had already lit a professional cause I'm not licensed, 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.800 like you damn guy do her hair in the style 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.959 she didn't like, and she stopped talking to me because 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.880 I got off from work. I called her. I was like, hey, 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:45.400 you can come now if you want me to do 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.280 do you here? She was like, oh, I went to 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:49.240 this guy. You know, I really don't like it, though 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.520 I'm gonna try to do something with it. Two months later, 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.680 I realized the bitch was mad at me because I 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:57.640 didn't offer to fix what she had paid a professional 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.640 to do. Could you imagine a bit stop being your 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.520 friend for that? When I finally yes, When I finally 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.080 realized that I hadn't spoken her for why, I was like, 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.120 I texted her. I was like, hey, girl, we still friends. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.839 She was like, well, you weren't there when I needed you. 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.280 Bit y'all never cut somebody out of your text so 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:21.439 fucking fast. Why you ain't just saying girl, just weird girl, 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:24.680 people be women be so weird with their friends. Like 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.800 I do have a higher tolerance for men than I 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:29.959 have for women, because y'all can't sunk the ship out 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:35.240 of me, first of all, Like, shut up, bitch, Like 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.600 at least and that's what I don't understand, Like, at 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:39.760 least a man can, like when you pissed at him, 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.199 at least he can suck the ship out of you. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.080 Ship this bitch period probably at the same time. Now 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:46.120 you're about to teach each other eyes out because your 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:49.200 periods had sacked up. Like you can't do ship for me, bitch. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:51.960 That's why I'm not catering to no needy asked women 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:56.040 in their attitude. No, but see that's not okay because 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.400 you do need your friends. You do need your real friends, 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.800 and they're gonna be flawed, they're not going to be perfect. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.280 But I don't feel like there should always be constant 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:07.040 compromised between you and another person. It doesn't matter if 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:09.280 it's your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your mama. It should not 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:15.280 be constant compromised. This should be constant, and it's not constant. 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:20.120 It's not I have friends I've never argued with about anything. 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:24.640 No argument compromised. This not equal argument. Okay, let's step 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.559 this back a little bit. When I say constant compromise, 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:31.600 it's me taking their antics and me taking their personality 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:34.800 and me taking their um having a bad day with 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:38.320 they nigga into consideration. All the time, I've had friends 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.320 that would be pissed at their boyfriend and I gotta 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.280 deal with your attitude. That's bullshit. Your friends shouldn't have 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.760 to go through that I hold, But such as life, 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.320 No funk that because I don't put my friends through that. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.080 So all I ask for is to be treated how 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:51.920 I treat you. I don't do that to my friends. 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.839 If I'm pissed at my guy, I'm not gonna take 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.240 it out on my friends. But I mean people going like, 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:59.120 I'm sure every time you're all together it's not like that, 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:02.000 but maybe that particular day they're just having an awful day. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.360 But if it's if it seems like you're always having 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.440 an awful day, and I gotta be the one to 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:09.200 adjust my attitude for yours or to adjust how I'm 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.920 feeling today to you, I can't be your friend. Yeah, 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:16.320 that sounds like a miserable bit you're talking about. Nobody 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.400 likes a miserable I know, right, So let's talk about it. 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:23.760 Let's talk about why women will, you know, discard their 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:28.640 girlfriends before they were discard a no good man, which 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:32.040 is subjective because you may think he's no Because I 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:37.040 think women love their men differently than they love their friends. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.360 I think the type of love is different, and the 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.520 love that they have for a man it's harder to 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.240 let go of than the type of love that you 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.920 have in a refriendship. That's my only logic for them. Well, 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:49.840 like I said, I just feel like women, we may 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.320 hold our girlfriends at a higher regard than men, because 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.840 you don't expect your girlfriend to continuously keep sucking up 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:59.600 to where you have to question, to where you have 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:03.160 to question and their loyalty. Right, But then with men, 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.440 it's like we have lower expectations of them than we 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.640 have five friends. So these bitches either though, these bitches 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.760 don't be just like these niggas, And we have these 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.640 such high expectations for women and their flaws just like 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:19.800 these niggas. But I don't come with that. I feel 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.440 like friends are supposed to be your safe space. And 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:24.760 if your friend is not your safe space, why are 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.440 you my friend? Why are you around me? Should your 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.120 friend and you nigga be your safe space? Yes, of 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.640 course both of them were gonna get rid of. But 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:36.240 a nigger can give you great dick when you're upset, 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:41.400 so it all boils down the dick. Yes, like, at 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.080 least you can funk the ship out of me after 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:47.160 pissing me off. Bitch you just you actually, if that's 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.320 what you want, I will fund the shot out of you. 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:53.720 Come over here whatever. First of all, I only like 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:59.760 like actual oysters. I will strap you. I will strap 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:04.440 you dow. I'm gonna I will strap you down like 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:09.120 dick you down. I'm gonna strap you down. I know 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.000 I always take a joke that they sell dick in 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.120 the store, but I really don't want to dick out 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:18.000 the store. Don't nobody want that cold assalam me. I 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:22.680 need a nice, warm, masculine body behind that dick. Okay, listen, 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.440 I'll be talking to y'all. I have never strapped anybody 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:29.520 in my entire life, So just don't believe you don't 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:31.200 be running up on me talking about you want me 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:35.520 to strap a bit. I've never done that. I don't 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:40.240 even know how to put it on. Good. Would you 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.920 pack a guy? Did we talk about that before? Would 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.960 you pack a guy? I? Listen, Let's say I've been 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:50.120 in a relationship for fifteen years and she's starting to 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.320 get a little bit mundane. I might peg spice things 0:16:53.400 --> 0:17:00.520 up a little bit, but I don't want no guy, seriously, 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:02.280 who will let me suck them in the ass? Okay, 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:04.760 I don't want you. I'm scared of you. If you've 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:08.399 been with that nigga for fifty y'all, y'all fifty five 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.440 and all of a sudden you want dick in your ass, 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.320 that ain't dick. If it's you, what is it? Then, 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.840 all of a sudden you want strapping your ass. It's 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:19.480 not a strap because pegs be small, and what do 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:21.800 you mean? Pegging is the act of sucking a man 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.840 in the ass? Oh? I thought. I When I think 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:26.280 of a peg, I think of a little No, bitch, 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:29.480 is pegging is the act of you're doing it with 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:33.359 a strap wall which comes in many sizes, colors and shapes. 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:37.040 So so, because it's a dude, is pegging? Yes? So 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:41.240 I can't be paid? No, you're just getting sucking ass, bitch. Yeah, 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:44.040 that's stupid. I don't know why I think a peg. 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:48.960 I think of like this triangular shaped symbol like thing 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.960 that goes in the butt. No, that's a what is 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:55.240 that thing called? It's like a butt plug. That's what 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.520 you're thinking about. Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Some 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:59.680 people just have Like you can be having vaginal sex 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:01.159 and just he's sitting there with the buck plug in 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:03.439 at the same time. That's different. What the hell are 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.359 you talking about? And I guess men can have a 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:11.040 butt plug in while they're sucking you. That's different. That's different. 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:15.680 So would you do that? No, put the but put 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:18.560 a butt plug in my ass. I don't like people 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.240 playing around my butt. Man. I'm like a nigga when 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:22.040 it comes to that ship. Like I'll have anal sex 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:25.679 once every few years when I'm real feeling real nasty, 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:28.480 But other than that, no, I'm gurdud on a dick 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.719 in the butt. Let me tell you something. I'm listening, 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:34.479 but I just scrolled on Facebook and men, if you're listening, 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:38.639 do not skip leg day. God damn, y'all need to work. 0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:41.800 Don't just work your upper body working, lord, buddy, Look 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:47.399 look at this agent. Nigga looked like some sperm. Nigga 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:51.760 looked like sperm with the low ass like little legs 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:54.680 suthing him. All right, I'm sorry, we got off topic. 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.960 We're back to girlfriends. It's not it. Don't ball down 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:01.960 to the dick, though it's the dick. I'm noting with 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:05.480 no woman with no badass attitude that if all of 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:09.200 us got bad attitudes. Listen, if you stop being your 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:13.320 friends friends because she's flawed, but you take this flawless 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:15.920 nigga all the time because he got good, you ought 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:18.200 to be shamed of yourself right now, hang your head. 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:21.920 You want to be shamed. That's terrible girl. Fucking bitches. No, 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:25.920 fuck the niggas. No, No, I'm not constantly compromising with anybody, 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:27.800 and you may have you might have a little bit 0:19:27.880 --> 0:19:31.080 higher tolerance for the man as opposed to having to 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:33.480 deal with this woman and her bullshit all the time. No, 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:36.560 I don't understand. I'm pretty sure you have friends that 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.119 you stopped being friends with after a while, Like that's 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:41.200 a lot of bitches. I don't, That's what I'm saying. 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.359 So it still took times a lot of niggas. I 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:47.760 don't funk with no more. We equal opportunis and with 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:51.040 none of y'all ass I'm sick of everybody. Yeah, I 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:53.720 have no tolerance for everybody bullshit. At this point in 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:57.680 my life, my circle of friends actually has become smaller, 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:00.639 but the quality is better. Absolutely. I don't want to 0:20:00.640 --> 0:20:03.480 be around any headaches. I want to be an asset 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:07.000 to everybody that I'm around. I don't want no fucking liabilities. 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:09.640 That's just it. And I'm gonna be an asset to everybody, 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:11.680 and i want everybody be an asset to me, which 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:14.600 I always say, friends are meant to be used. If 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:17.040 I can't use you, you can't use me. It's a problem. 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:20.040 It's the whole liability people. I've said that before and 0:20:20.080 --> 0:20:22.159 people took it the wrong way, Like, did y'all not 0:20:22.240 --> 0:20:26.560 hear what I said? I'm also an asset right When 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:29.879 people think about us, they think like, um, they assume 0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:32.760 you mean like taking for granted in a way or 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:35.880 taking the advantage because you're being used. But that's not 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:38.760 what she means by being used. That means being of 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:44.520 service and people being of service to you. That's it, Yes, Yeah, 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:47.280 that's it. Nobody wants somebody who just beens the air 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:49.160 with a bunch of bullshit all the time, or accompany 0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:51.000 you with their problems all the time, or accompany you 0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:53.000 for money all the time, like and you shouldn't be 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.359 doing that to other people. Yeah, I think I U. 0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:58.520 I used to be one of those people that'd be like, hey, girl, 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:00.399 let me tell you what the funk happ't with and 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:02.880 then I don't even ask about like what the going 0:21:02.920 --> 0:21:07.440 on with you? And that I do better about asking first, 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:12.119 and I'd be like, hey, how you doing? For real words, 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:14.960 I have a conversation with about me, and I'd be 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:17.280 like or then I get into the juice that I 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:21.560 wanted to drip text, like how your mental health to day? 0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:24.920 You're ready for my ship? If it's gonna be like yes, 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:27.920 some bullshit, I'll ask can I unpack on you? I'll 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:30.760 say that first, because I remember being on the phone 0:21:30.760 --> 0:21:33.280 with my best friend one day and I just unloaded 0:21:33.840 --> 0:21:36.680 the whole pill of dog she right in her lap. 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:39.879 And then I was like, damn, it's real early in 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:43.000 the morning and I just really just unloaded on her. 0:21:43.320 --> 0:21:46.040 And I was like, you know what, I'm sorry, I'm 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:49.040 sorry for what I just did. To you. She's like, yeah, 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:51.240 that was a lot. Is that girl colde? I think 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:52.960 we got a dumb bitch story. Though, Let's do a 0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:55.440 dumb bitch story first, and then we'll go welcome back 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:57.800 in with girl code in a minute. Well, I'd like 0:21:57.840 --> 0:21:59.840 to call it woman code, because we are not girls, 0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:06.000 are you? I'm a girl. I'm still I'm an adult, 0:22:06.400 --> 0:22:11.439 human person woman. Okay, god damn an adult. Before we 0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:14.160 get into anything else, Let's pay some bills real quick, 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:20.320 dumb bitch stories, because we've all been a dumb bitch 0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:27.320 at least once or twice, contests from a listener on Instagram. Actually, 0:22:27.560 --> 0:22:30.840 all right, so she says, first of all, y'all are 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:33.160 my best friends. In my head. You're my best friend. 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:38.560 Two girls I love y'all show keep spreading that black 0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:41.679 girl magic. So here's my dumb bitch story. I'm twenty 0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:44.200 six and I've been in a long term relationship all 0:22:44.240 --> 0:22:48.000