WEBVTT - I'm A Fancy Man 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:13.480 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:18.200 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe, Katty arm Strong, and 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.200 Jetty and Pee. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:23.560 Arms wrong. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:32.320 Line from Studio C say, let's send you our mid week. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.960 We're deep within the bowls of the Armstrong and Getty 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:39.640 Communications compound, no longer protected by the eighty second Airborne. 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:43.800 They're on their way to Iran today. We're toiling under 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:48.440 the title of the show GOLLI g golly Boff. That 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.080 could be the head guy and are on golly Boff. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.240 I'll tell you all about him or Jack, if you 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:59.200 prefer this title. Straight of hor Moves, Ken's queer odd 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:03.880 times no, but he knows what's going on. Straight turns queer, yes, 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:08.720 straight formost turns queer. You get it, and let me 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.959 First of all, we are introducing a fifteen point plan 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:16.280 for intermation over the next four hours. I've already rejected 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:18.280 nine of the points, but go ahead, and I would 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:21.160 say that someone like us will never come to terms 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:25.360 with someone like you, not now, not ever, which is 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:29.200 what Iran just said to us. That's that's an interesting 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.679 negotiating starting point. If you ever sat down to try 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:34.880 to make a deal with somebody. It's not the most 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.840 promising beginning I've ever heard. Someone like us will never 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.440 come to terms with someone like you, not now, not ever, 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:45.880 said some lieutenant colonel that, in theory is speaking on 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:48.680 behalf of the Iranians. Of course, who knows if that's true, 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.480 n out, But that's what's being reported by lots of 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.080 news outlets. It's like asking a gown, would you like 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.800 to grab some coffee? Sometimes she says I'd rather be murdered, 0:01:56.200 --> 0:02:03.400 not not ever, under any circumstances, right exactly. Oh boy, hmm. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:08.160 That leaves things in an interesting place, this meetings war. 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.359 Of course, we're already at war. Yeah, and we do 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.399 have the eighty second Airborne and others on the way 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.399 over there to force a little leverage. If you're still 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.400 feeling like you ain't in a gun negotiating, maybe you'll 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:23.359 feel differently after Marines Land, I guess is the hope 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.480 sometimes and has happened a number of times through history, 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.720 including Michael. And this is a legitimate historical reference to 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:34.080 the Chancellor of Germany. This is not a gratuitous h bomb. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:40.639 So no Hitler dang plays at the end, and Hitler 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:44.200 was no religious fanatic, although he bordered on being one. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:48.600 He was his own godhead and fascism was his religion. 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:54.200 But he was fully aware that he and Germany were 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:59.240 going to lose, and he just wanted to kill as 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:03.800 many allies as possible, no matter the cost to his people. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:06.639 He thought his people had failed and let him down. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.560 And the Iranian leadership may well be in that sort 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:13.160 of mindset, could be, Oh, yeah, you're going to destroy 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.680 our country, but you know, the eighty percent of Iran 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.880 that doesn't support the Islamic Republic deserves to die anyway, 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:22.200 and I'll be at Allah's side, So come on in, 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.760 let's see how many infidels we can kill. I would 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:28.920 explain that kind of language, someone like us will never 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:32.799 negotiate with someone like you. What is someone like us? Well, 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.480 what you just described, I guess it's entirely possible. And 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:38.880 I tell you what. They don't teach you a lot 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:44.640 in political science classes about dealing with death cults. I've 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.720 always thought that's the breakdown and a lot of the 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.280 stuff that Ian Bremer is, a political scientist, talks about 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.440 everything like that. They assume everybody's doing things like for 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:56.240 rational reasons, right, and people do things for irrational reasons 0:03:56.360 --> 0:04:03.400 all the freaking time. See Vladimir Putin invading Ukraine. Yeah, pride, conquest, monomania, 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:13.040 religious fanaticism. Yeah. Anyway, the verdict came back in the 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:16.679 social media trial yesterday and Meta got a three hundred 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:18.880 and seventy five million dollar fine. Is that what it was? 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:23.159 Something like that? Anyway, It was not billions, it was millions. 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.520 That was the one in Texas. Oh it was that 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.520 was not the one in La correct, Yeah, gotcha? Okay, 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:34.919 the similar similar questions being asked. Had they violated consumer 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:39.640 protection laws to the detriment of youngsters? So again similar framework. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.240 Uh huh okay. So we still don't know where this 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:46.320 is all going. No, no, but to me, and you 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.960 know me, I'm a society's got to deal with this 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.920 as opposed to like courts and then laws and stuff. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:57.480 It speaks to the growing awareness of how rotten this 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:58.359 is for kids. 0:04:59.360 --> 0:04:59.560 Yeah. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.240 At the the same time, though, every person that I've 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:08.480 described this trial to has said things like, well, that's 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.080 how the parents should have gotten involved, like why they 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.360 let their kid watch the screen so much? And you 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:18.560 can't blame a company for wanting to make it more 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:22.080 popular with you. A handful of people say that to me, 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.480 which is my personal opinion. Also, it's like, as much 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:27.520 as I hate all that stuff, how we gonna run 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.720 a free market where you tell somebody you've made your 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.680 product just too good and that's on you exactly. That's 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:36.560 precisely my point. Yeah, it's got to be an awareness 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.720 of you know, staring at the TV fourteen hours a 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:43.800 day as a twelve year old. That's a terrible, terrible idea. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.840 What laws should be passed? None, And I'm not sure why. 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:52.880 Internal memos that they've uncovered at Facebook of people saying 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:56.720 geez our Instagram is so addictive means anything. Yeah, it 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.800 depends how specific it is. If it says, oh, our 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:03.520 causes a specific harm, let's go ahead anyway. But it's 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.120 gotta be a fairly specific harm, not a this is 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.080 so great people want to do it all day. I 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.320 don't even know how that works. Because potato chips, if 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:12.560 you eat a luff of them, market or a specific harm. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:16.120 All kinds of crap food is a specific harm, and 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.760 it exists. You just gotta not eat so much of it, 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.080 no matter how delicious they make it and how cheap, 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:27.640 so delicious, so delicious, so cheap. Although you're designer chips, 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.400 and I'm I'm a fancy man. I prefer your designer chips. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.200 They are not cheap these days. Yeah, I eat lace, 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.600 yellow lace. I don't care how rich you are. You 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.760 lay out six bucks for a little bag of chips. 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:43.880 You're thinking, what the hell is going on here? I know, God, 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:45.400 I did a thing for uh. I was at the 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.840 grocery store yesterday. This slapsy in the face. Every time 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:50.880 you go to the grocery store get gas. That's probably 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.040 why the economic polling is where it is. Twice a 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:57.400 week or however many times a week. I eat so 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:02.760 eating out grocery store gas three times. Three different scenarios 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:05.520 that practically, on a daily basis, you get slapped in 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.640 the face with how expensive stuff is. And it's not subtle. 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:10.800 But I was at the grocery store yesterday. I was 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.520 buying a bunch of groceries for this band trip my 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.640 son was going on. So parents are buying some groceries donating. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:18.920 I thought, okay, I'll go to the sign up genius 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:20.560 and pick a couple of things and buy them whatever. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.960 He was like one hundred and forty dollars. That's one 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.800 hundred and forty dollars. I bought some gata rade and 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:28.720 some chips. It's one hundred and forty dollars. It just 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.040 filled up with gas and was a hundred and fifty dollars. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:35.120 Show a hands. You know, everybody listening who has not 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.720 checked out a grocery store lately and said, what the 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.040 hell are the equivalent? I'm probably sure he didn't ring 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:46.400 that up nine times by accident. I just got six items. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.800 I know it's shirking everybody, and that's why you got 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:52.880 We never did get to the numbers yesterday. I guess 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.400 we'll get them to them today. Just really negative attitudes 0:07:55.400 --> 0:08:00.240 about uh, the economy, and then Trump's emphasis on trying 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.480 to make stuff cheaper and all that, which is a 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:08.520 little bit of dumb people believing prices were gonna come down. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:13.160 Of course he said it, so yes, he did. You know, Trump, 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.360 for all of his strength and weaknesses, he was absolutely 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.200 brilliant at tapping into the working classes feelings about their 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:21.720 country and about the derision they'd been getting from the left. 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:27.040 He was perfect on that. As a lifelong, very very 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.120 rich person, I think he has zero sense of what 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:33.640 it's like to struggle financially, and that comes across it 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.920 could be how would he how would he know? How 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.959 would he have the slightest idea what it feels like 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:43.800 to actually like I can't get, I gotta get I'm 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.360 just gonna get enough gas to get me to work 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:47.319 the next two days because I get paid on Sunday. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.720 There's no possible way he could tap into that feeling. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.520 I've done that many times. I've done that many times 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:56.040 in my life, Like how many gallons of gas do 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.320 I have to get so I have enough money left 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:02.640 over bounce any checks that I've run before I get 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.720 paid next time? And is that amount of gas going 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.440 to be enough to get me back and forth to work. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.920 I don't think Trump tries very hard to understand it, 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.679 but I don't know if he could, no matter how 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:15.400 hard he tried. You, if you've never felt what I've 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:20.720 long referred to as the fear capitalized, you just can't 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.280 relate to it. Yeah, that is a bad feeling. Just 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.120 saying that brought up a bad feeling in me. I 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:26.920 haven't had to do that in quite a while. Oh, 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.200 I know. My best one is one time Kansas City 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:31.280 I was going to work, and I just did not 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.760 have enough gas to drive all the way to the 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.480 AT and T building where I did that entry. It 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.120 was like thirty miles away, and I stopped at a 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.680 gas station and I gave a guy my watch. I said, 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:44.319 I'll give you this watch if you let me get 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.400 ten dollars with a gas and then i'll pay you 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.160 back tomorrow. And he let me do it. He took 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:51.880 my watch and let me get ten dollars with a gas. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.559 Then I paid him back and give me my watch back. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.120 That's the Midwest, you know, a number of years ago. Yeah, 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:02.480 that sucked. That's uh, you're down to brass tacks there, Yes, 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:06.760 that sucked. Any who, let's start down to the system. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:08.959 I was down to the barter system, Yes, I actually was. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.559 And then you know, if he says, uh, no on 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.240 the watch, but you're kind of cute, then then you know, 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:16.080 what are my choices that it's gonna say you're one 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:19.320 step away from twenty bucks the hard way? Oh boy? Yeah, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:23.680 that's for more guests. Katie really enjoying this discussion, feel 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.199 free to comment if you like. I think I'll go 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.400 ahead and walk at that point, but I don't know. 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:28.719 If I was supposed to be there at seven and 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:32.920 that's so that's a long walk, and yeah, twenty bucks. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.080 The hard way would be a lot less effort. Yeah, 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:40.120 what's what's a little more shame after all? Exactly? Just 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.880 you do it like a dentist, appoint me. Come up 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.679 with something to think about. Let's think about something might 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.760 be distracting exactly. I play. I play my favorite golf 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:51.480 courses in my head. There you go. I work on music, 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.079 like try to remember the chords and the bah bah 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:59.320 bah music distract myself while I'm in this scenario having 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:04.000 sex with the gas station. I'm easy. Leaving things unsaid 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:08.360 is okay too? That's go to clear enough it you 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.839 just clear it up, Joe. That's all for those those 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.240 who haven't had their first cup of coffee yet. It's 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.199 just when I said it out loud, I realized what 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:19.839 we're discussing. Okay, boy, let's start the show officially. I'm 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.440 Jack Armstrong. E's Joe Getty on this It is Wednesday, 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.440 March twenty fifty or twenty twenty six, where I'm strong 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.240 in getting we approve of this program. Okay, let's move 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:32.440 on quickly. According to FCC, rules and regulations precisely at mark. 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:35.160 If you're a president of the United States, what would 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:36.040 be the first thing that you. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:36.760 Guys do buy? 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.640 Something really cool, like a bunch of cars or the 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.720 drinking age all the girls gotta be in Bikini's twenty 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:43.200 four seven? 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.120 Give me and my friends a lot of money, good steal? 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:52.040 Yeah, from the federal Reserve? What's federal reserve? Oh? Asking 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:56.280 spring breakers on the beach, various political questions, always amusing. Now, 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:59.040 some of the answers are just I'm drinking beer on 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.720 spring break. I'm not going to give you a serious answer. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.440 But some of them, because we got more of them later, 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.679 are an indication of like really not having any idea 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.520 about anything, which is troubling because they are by definition 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:14.120 college kids. I would follow up every question with have 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.800 you participated in any sort of protest or march in 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.640 the last five last year? That's a good one, that's 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:26.640 a good one. Anyway, I marched for Palestine. Oh, where 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:31.360 is Palestine exactly? Oh, We've got a lot more of 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:32.920 those clips, and we'll get to those later. We got 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:34.840 Katie's headlines on the way. I hope you can stay here. 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.720 So the baseball season kicks off tonight. They ruined Opening 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:44.760 Day like they've ruined everything else. So I don't know 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.679 why we take all of our traditions and decided to 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.440 ruin them. But we got one game tonight and then 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.719 dribbles and drabbles instead of the big whatever. But the 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.720 first Major League baseball game where you got the electronic 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.679 robot umpire, we got to talk about that later. That's 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.640 an inch, yeah, yeah, ah, it's funny. I was just 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:07.360 reading about how they've ruined basketball. Maybe we'll get sports 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:08.880 for a couple of minutes at some point in the show, 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:10.839 But first let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.480 lead story with Katie Green Oh. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.800 I Ran is at the top once again. ABC. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:20.920 Iran insists no negotiations as US ends peace plan, CNN 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:25.000 US expected to deploy one thousand paratroopers to the Middle East, 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:29.280 as Iran taunts the White House and NBC. Iran mocks 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.480 the idea of negotiating with the United States after Trump 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.520 says to I ran badly wants a deal. 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:38.000 So many news outlets going with the Trump claims to 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.360 be negotiating, but Iran says there are no negotiations going 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:45.520 on the word claim being pejorative. And then the former 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:50.560 CIA director Brennan, is it that one? Whichever one during 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:55.600 the Russia hoax, came out yesterday and said, I tend 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.760 to believe the Iranians over the president. Are you freaking 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:02.520 kidding me? There are all kinds of serious news outlets 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.800 that have named the names of the negotiators that we 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:09.400 were talking about yesterday. It's not just some crackpot theory 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:14.440 that is unbelievable. You get yesterday's fifty four ready, somebody, 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:15.960 thank you to somebody. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:21.960 Crouter's US ramps up fuel exports to Cuba's private sector. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.560 Yeah, I do want to talk about Cuba back Batista. 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:32.240 Oh, I have bad news, Jack, He's passed from the 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:36.160 Associated Press. Over four hundred and fifty TSA officers have 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.480 quit since the partial shutdown began. 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.200 Yeah, this is this is terrible, but no time to 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:44.760 talk about it. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:49.320 Fox News Meta ordered to pay three hundred and seventy 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:53.800 five million dollars after jury fines platform enabled child predators 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.960 in Landmark, New Mexico. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:58.200 Case a, New Mexico. Sorry had the wrong Dusty State. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:03.360 Are those dollar amounts just more US random? There's some formula, 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.000 but they feel random. Yeah. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:11.400 From the Washington Post, Supreme Court appears ready to limit 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:14.640 mail in balloting ahead of the midterms. 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:19.480 I feel like there's a whole bunch of wrangling over 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.120 things that aren't going to do a lot of have 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:22.400 a lot of effect either way. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:22.880 Yeah. 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:29.720 New York Post beauty influencer loses one hundred and forty 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:35.440 thousand followers after her filter glitch reveals her true face. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.920 Oh, ain't quite as beautiful as you've been claiming not. 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:41.520 It looks like a different person. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.200 Yeah, well, welcome to online dating. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:48.560 Oh yeah, okay, study fines. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:53.120 Men's junk food habits can wreck their fertility. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:56.680 Yoo, they don't care. They don't want to have kids anyway. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:05.880 Lunch you infertile, little weenie boys, Noodleman, noodle boys. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:11.440 And finally, the Babylon Bee Kim Jong un wins. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:15.120 Over populous with his charisma, experience, and ability to shoot 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:16.800 you in the face if you don't vote for him. 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:19.960 Wow, so he won another election. That reminds me I 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:21.480 have a little feature ed. I haven't come up with 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.880 the right name for it. It's uh, oh yeah, those 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.560 guys or something like that. I like the way you 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:29.600 have to have a name for your feet. You gotta 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:34.040 have a name. It's all about branding. You got branding Jack. Anyway, 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.360 it's a reminder that oh yeah, North Korea, Oh yeah, 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.520 the drug car tells, oh yeah, a couple of others 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:45.080 about oh yeah, and Russian and Ukraine. Right, sure, it's 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:47.240 really a heck of an Oh yeah. I heard some 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:54.320 military guy point out, you know, are fighting Iran several 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.720 weeks later and they're still having the ability to fire 0:16:56.760 --> 0:17:00.520 off rockets and everything like that reminded him of Russia Ukraine. 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:03.920 I mean, nobody could understand why Russia wouldn't just roll 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:05.719 over Ukraine in a couple of days, and here they 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:09.359 are four years later, still fighting it out. Is that 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:13.040 going to be us in Iran? I hope not very 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.080 different chess pieces, but nothing ever goes quite like you 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.119 think it's going to, right, And the ability for a 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:21.879 country to stalemate you with with cheap drones seems to 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.360 be a modern thing. We had a lot to talk 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:28.760 about it. I hope you can stick around. Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.560 Downtown customers are upset after the company started running commercials 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:35.560 on some of their smart refrigerators. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:38.000 Yeah, it's not a great feeling when you walk up 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:39.160 to your fridge and it starts playing. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:44.800 As for ozen pic, I actually been sitting on that 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:48.000 story for a number of days. Yeah, it's a pilot program. 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.520 They're running like big because it's one of those smart 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.000 fridges that has like a TV screen that shows you 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:56.800 today's weather and the current temper. You want them? Do 0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:01.040 not want all big banner ads online rent our carriage. 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:03.399 I don't want my fridge to ever say you need 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:06.440 to update your software. You've forgotten your password, or you 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:09.600 didn't change your password in time or some crap. Can 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:11.840 you imagine so you can't have a pickle, you know 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.560 that sort of thing. I know you're not a drinking man, 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:17.640 but can you imagine you've had a long damn day 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:20.159 and you really just want to have a beer and 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.560 kill out for a minute, and you and your fridge 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:27.960 says we must have your access code to enable face 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:32.120 recognition or something like it's reset itself and you're like, honey, 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:35.080 what's that? To hell? Man smash it into pieces right there, 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:37.560 and to smash it with a hammer. So we're going 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:39.480 to have Steve Hilton on a little bit later in 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:41.600 the program. If you watch Fox, you know who he is. 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:43.840 We've had him on the show many times over the years. 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:47.320 He is from Great Britain. Is that where he's from. 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:50.520 He's got an English accent. Yeah, indeed, anyway for me, 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:52.639 Actually his family was from somewhere else. He was an 0:18:52.640 --> 0:18:54.320 immigrant to the West and is one of those people 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:58.199 who is just so completely in love with Western freedoms 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:00.560 that he's one of the best advocates for. But he's 0:19:00.640 --> 0:19:04.520 ryan for governor in California as a Republican, and they 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:08.119 canceled last night's debate. There was gonna be a gubernatorial 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:10.960 debate in California last night. USC was putting it on. 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.080 They canceled. And a couple of bad things happened for 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:19.760 Democrats yesterday in that the latest poll came out and 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.480 had again two Republicans at the top. And the way 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:28.200 we do things in California is the top two people 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:32.280 in the polls in the primary face off for governor 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:33.880 and it doesn't matter if you're from the same party 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.920 or not. It's a jungle primary. Jackie strip naked and 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:39.320 throw pooh at each other. And originally they did that 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:41.440 because they thought, what's the point of even having a 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:44.879 Republican with no support go against a Democrat the Democrat 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:47.320 always winning. Let's have two Democrats fight it out. Well, 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:50.040 this time around, he got two Republicans leading in the poll. 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.520 Fox News's former Fox News host Steve Hilton and Riverside 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:56.160 County Sheriff Chad Bianco are leading the field. She could 0:19:56.200 --> 0:19:59.040 end up with two Republicans facing off for governor in California. 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:03.320 Wouldn't that be crazy? In no Democrats? And then so 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:05.600 there's lots of noise being made by the Democratic Party 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:07.840 that a whole bunch of these other people get out 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:10.600 of my heaf and shot whatever their name is. Katie 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:12.639 Porter and some of the other Democrats who don't really 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:15.040 have a chance of winning, need to get out so 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:17.800 that their vote consolidates around a couple of people, so 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:20.679 that they bump up in the polls. And because right 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:22.480 now the vote is split among a whole bunch of 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:26.560 different Democrats and they're all white, is the problem. So 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:30.960 that's why USC canceled the debate last night. Some candidates 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:33.120 that weren't going to be on the stage, apparently people 0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:35.280 of color, complained that it was going to be an 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:38.320 all white debate and USC was so, oh my god, 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.960 that would look so bad for us. We look racist 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:44.320 or something. They canceled the debate rather than stick with 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:47.400 the rules that you have to have a certain percentage 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:49.159 of support in the polling and a certain amount of 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:53.040 support in funding, and they put that number together somehow 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:54.800 to see if you qualify the debate. We all know 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:57.400 from watching presidential debates, if you get too many people 0:20:57.520 --> 0:20:59.560 up there, it ruins the debate. And you can't just 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:02.680 let everybody who says I'll run be on the debate 0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:06.080 stage and get equal time. It just it's dumb. You 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:08.440 gotta you gotta at least Winnow it down to people 0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:12.119 that have at least some shot of winning to have 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:14.919 a decent debate. And that's and so they set a standard. 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:18.320 What for whatever reason, only white people qualified through that standard, 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:22.000 So they canceled the debate, which makes perfect sense. That's 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:24.680 the way you handle that situation. Well, yeah, the the 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:28.880 activist Hispanic folks in this case said that the standards 0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:31.240 that were put together were twisted so that it would 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:33.160 be white people, which, of course, well, if you believe 0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:35.600 it happened in California, good lord, if you believe in 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:40.560 disparate impact, it is proof that it's racist. I believe 0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:44.280 in desparate impact, like I believe in witchcraft. Right, You're right, 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:51.080 the USC and California have systemic racism keeping people from 0:21:51.280 --> 0:21:55.159 succeeding as Hispanics. That's, of course, that's true. I have 0:21:55.320 --> 0:22:01.040 what twenty five examples easily, I've of Thinn the herd, 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:03.959 but of how universities are every bit as bad as 0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:06.960 they've ever been. The effort to reform them, the finds, 0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:10.159 the Trump threats, the you know, the withholding funding and 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:13.200 all it's you know, it's woken people up and it's 0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:15.480 made a teeny tiny bit of progress, but oh my god, 0:22:15.520 --> 0:22:21.520 the inmates absolutely are still running the asylum coast to coast. Anyway, 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:23.200