WEBVTT - Rush Limbaugh Jul 16, 2019

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that almost a million people have signed

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<v Speaker 1>up to storm Area fifty one. That's the super secret

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<v Speaker 1>military base in Nevada where uf All Cooks think the

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<v Speaker 1>government's hiding aliens. Alien Life forms. A Facebook event page

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<v Speaker 1>titled storm Area fifty one They Can't Stop All of

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<v Speaker 1>Us is supposedly organizing a three am raid on the

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<v Speaker 1>Alien Center tourist attraction on September, kind of like the

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<v Speaker 1>caravans of Central America have been organized to storm our

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<v Speaker 1>southern border. It's a kok surge, is what it is. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>This prank has gotten enough momentum for the Washington Post

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<v Speaker 1>to actually call the Air Force and ask a comment.

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<v Speaker 1>Spokeswoman Laura mc andrews didn't say what would happen if

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<v Speaker 1>a mass caravan of Kuks showed up to raid Area

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<v Speaker 1>fifty one looking for aliens, but she did say it's

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<v Speaker 1>a training range for the Air Force that they discourage

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<v Speaker 1>anybody from trying to enter an area where American armed

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<v Speaker 1>forces are being trained. He said the Air Force stands

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<v Speaker 1>ready to protect America and its assets, which I guess

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<v Speaker 1>includes aliens, alien bodies, alien technology. Whatever the Cooks think

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<v Speaker 1>is there. So Kuks, the southern border maybe porous, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think Area fifty one isn't. You might want to

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<v Speaker 1>rethink this