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Speaker 1: Do you know that almost a million people have signed

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Speaker 1: up to storm Area fifty one. That's the super secret

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Speaker 1: military base in Nevada where uf All Cooks think the

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Speaker 1: government's hiding aliens. Alien Life forms. A Facebook event page

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Speaker 1: titled storm Area fifty one They Can't Stop All of

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Speaker 1: Us is supposedly organizing a three am raid on the

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Speaker 1: Alien Center tourist attraction on September, kind of like the

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Speaker 1: caravans of Central America have been organized to storm our

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Speaker 1: southern border. It's a kok surge, is what it is. Now.

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Speaker 1: This prank has gotten enough momentum for the Washington Post

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Speaker 1: to actually call the Air Force and ask a comment.

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Speaker 1: Spokeswoman Laura mc andrews didn't say what would happen if

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Speaker 1: a mass caravan of Kuks showed up to raid Area

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Speaker 1: fifty one looking for aliens, but she did say it's

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Speaker 1: a training range for the Air Force that they discourage

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Speaker 1: anybody from trying to enter an area where American armed

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Speaker 1: forces are being trained. He said the Air Force stands

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Speaker 1: ready to protect America and its assets, which I guess

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Speaker 1: includes aliens, alien bodies, alien technology. Whatever the Cooks think

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Speaker 1: is there. So Kuks, the southern border maybe porous, but

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Speaker 1: I think Area fifty one isn't. You might want to

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Speaker 1: rethink this