Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the numbers here. You guys sucked last week.
Speaker 1: So Dylan lost a unit, Shaye lost four, and Bad
Speaker 1: Larry lost two.
Speaker 3: That's a fucking bang up week for Larry these days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually a good week for you, Larry.
Speaker 4: That's true. My friend's been telling me.
Speaker 1: Dylan missed on a big parlay. He missed the Bills
Speaker 1: game almost. Oh man, dude, you should have changed.
Speaker 3: Your bet in the moment.
Speaker 5: That is a rule of thumb, as we've learned time
Speaker 5: time and time again. If all three of us, particularly
Speaker 5: when it gets whittled down to four games in the postseason,
Speaker 5: where it's already hard enough to bet them, just everyone flop.
Speaker 1: And I never care about the octopus bet until the
Speaker 1: octopus bet is right there in front of me with
Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Mike Evans. You almost had
Speaker 1: the octopus.
Speaker 5: That was one like watching it live, I was like,
Speaker 5: there's no fucking way this is actually happening right now.
Speaker 5: I mean, like there because you can bet each game
Speaker 5: for their so you have to bet pick the game
Speaker 5: for the octopus.
Speaker 3: So like you last week, it was a one and
Speaker 3: four chance of one picking the.
Speaker 5: Game and then two it actually happening, and Mike Evans just.
Speaker 1: No, we got it. I don't know if it needed it.
Speaker 1: Mike a future Dallas cowboy, by the way, I think, so,
Speaker 1: oh it's happening, No it is, Oh yeah, who you losing?
Speaker 1: Gallup done? Cut audios. Well that'd be a nice pickup
Speaker 1: for you, and you pick something up after this.
Speaker 3: That would be first none one thousand years.
Speaker 1: Receiving Cede Lamb would be welcoming to the Cowboys, you know,
Speaker 1: and that family, that dysfunctional family. Thinking about it, Danny,
Speaker 1: there's not one Dallas cowboy who stood up for Dak
Speaker 1: after the game. And that scares me, not a single one.
Speaker 1: Remember Terry alone was crying. That's a press conference. My quarterbacks,
Speaker 1: my quarterback, not nobody stood up for Dak. That scares
Speaker 1: a shit out of me. Did anybody stick up for
Speaker 1: cd Lamb? No. I think his therapist was on hold
Speaker 1: in the entire time. Yeah. Man, that's a bad family
Speaker 1: tree situation now, worse than mine. My parents are in
Speaker 1: town by the way from Vienna right now, and the
Speaker 1: roommates out of town.
Speaker 3: You could have brought them here.
Speaker 1: They planned that strategically. The roommate is in Mexico. Did
Speaker 1: she leave because your parents were coming in? Yes? What
Speaker 1: are you eating? By the way? Hot dog? That's a
Speaker 1: hot dog. I got on the side of the road. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: over by the Babylon stand there's a hot dog stand.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought you went on the side of
Speaker 1: the road. It was like man truck stop got it.
Speaker 3: He saw it driving and pulled over. I saw it
Speaker 3: on the ground.
Speaker 1: Let's see bad, Larry. How's morale? How are you feeling today?
Speaker 4: I'm feeling good, Dan. I can't find a winner. But
Speaker 4: in Providence beats Seaton Hall last night. That's a good
Speaker 4: that's a good wine.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't matter to this. I was just talking
Speaker 1: trouble here, like nobody cares about Providence basketball.
Speaker 4: People who man maybe, thank you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, you know this is why I don't bet
Speaker 1: bad beats. James Cook over under sixty one and a half.
Speaker 1: He had sixty seven going into the fourth quarter. His
Speaker 1: last four carries he lost six yards. He ended with
Speaker 1: sixty one.
Speaker 3: You should get refunded for that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, books, No, you deserve you. You
Speaker 1: deserve to lose.
Speaker 3: Well, everyone who's betting deserves to lose. That's true.
Speaker 1: That is true. And you guys are prime examples. Hey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And by the way, defense defense wins championships. In case
Speaker 1: you're wondering the playoff remaining teams or the teams remaining
Speaker 1: in the playoffs, Raven's number one defense, Kansas City, number two,
Speaker 1: San Francisco, number three, Detroit twenty three. There you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and those are scoring defenses, by the way. And Picture
Speaker 1: Day Ray, the producer of this god awful show. He
Speaker 1: is putting a huge bet on the Lions plus seven
Speaker 1: and the money line. Picture Day Ray, if you want
Speaker 1: to picture this looks like Ray or.
Speaker 3: Jared Goff arcade gunning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like an fas Jared Golf.
Speaker 3: I'll take it, Yeah, I'll take it a dollar.
Speaker 1: General Beatle alcohol syndrome.
Speaker 5: Actually a little bit, like that's what you get with
Speaker 5: your drink when you're pregnant.
Speaker 1: No, if I look at you with my bad eye,
Speaker 1: you look like Jared goff A little bet and you
Speaker 1: you're in yeah, yeah, you're like sixty three.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm like six three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you're Goffian, you're in the golf family. Okay,
Speaker 1: give me your bet and then we'll move on here.
Speaker 7: So I bet between Lions plus seven and lines money line.
Speaker 7: I have five hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: On this game. Oh my god, that's a fifty.
Speaker 7: I've been saving up all playoffs and we're never here,
Speaker 7: so I have to I have to ride with my team.
Speaker 7: I can't just sit here and watch it happen. I
Speaker 7: was thinking about this is a gateway.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a gateway to you down five.
Speaker 3: No, he's about that.
Speaker 1: Then you're selling yourself on the street.
Speaker 7: It happened last week plus nine fifty on same game parlay,
Speaker 7: so I'm rolling it into it. But I'm also thinking
Speaker 7: about maybe putting it on niners minus seven.
Speaker 6: So either way, I'm happy. I don't know what to now.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's a that's a pussy movie. You can't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 5: You're never lying that that is that's like the dumb
Speaker 5: miss logic of all time.
Speaker 1: Not taking it, and that's coming from a guy who
Speaker 1: has some pretty dumb awful logic.
Speaker 5: But like they like people were like, I'm gonna bet
Speaker 5: against my team, so if they wouldn't get somewhere, you're
Speaker 5: gonna just lose a bunch of money and have your
Speaker 5: team and be.
Speaker 3: Like yay, exactly, Yeah you go all in or all right,
Speaker 3: I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: All right, good unless you're like buy an engagement ring
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, unless you really feel it.
Speaker 6: I like the money line.
Speaker 1: To actually you're crazy. Uh so Picture Day Ray is
Speaker 1: putting some serious coin, but.
Speaker 3: Also not to put a damper on you.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: Jared Goff has gotten deleted by the forty nine ers
Speaker 5: in his career.
Speaker 1: Plus you know, playing outside, they don't they score like
Speaker 1: eighteen points. Yeah, he hates it. He hates everybody loves
Speaker 1: playing indoors.
Speaker 3: Which I would probably rather do too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter for mahomes. No, No, we
Speaker 1: got big hands done. Okay. Capping, I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's anything to recap. Well. Ravens Texans over forty three.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about that number please? It says I'm
Speaker 1: in a loss on that wasn't the total like forty
Speaker 1: four thirty four? Ten?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, Ray, yeah, forty four that's on me.
Speaker 6: I'll fix it.
Speaker 3: I'll fix it.
Speaker 1: Blame the printer, no, misprinted, No, blame the guy who's
Speaker 1: printing for the printer. That's it. By the way, who
Speaker 1: brought in the beers? What beers? Well you're not drinking
Speaker 1: any of course not. It looks like spottings. I didn't
Speaker 1: have an opener, and I said I need an opener.
Speaker 1: Shay grabbed it and opened it with his teeth. That's true,
Speaker 1: because I'm a grown up many.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the tooth trick severely as whittled down my right caneine.
Speaker 3: It's like sea glass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's why, you know, bat Larry and I
Speaker 1: usually just popped the top, you know, because.
Speaker 3: He gets he only drinks twist off beers.
Speaker 1: No, No, he drinks can. Yeah, he loves it in
Speaker 1: the cane. He only drinks in a can. What about
Speaker 1: does he does love it in the can? Okay, we're
Speaker 1: so childish, Marvin. Marvin is running the board here. You
Speaker 1: you can do you want to leave? No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you say that you're entertained by this. Every time we
Speaker 1: get done with this, you're like, wow, that was funny,
Speaker 1: but it's crazy.
Speaker 8: But during it, it's one of those I can't believe
Speaker 8: they're saying this. Yeah, oh, Dan's letting his ride. Yeah,
Speaker 8: don't take anything a lot worse, that's the scary part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have handrails on because yes, if if Danny
Speaker 1: wasn't here, yeah, yeah, we can't do that would be said, So,
Speaker 1: what's gonna.
Speaker 9: Happen in.
Speaker 1: Poo? The American patriot, the ex pat living in Russia?
Speaker 1: American patriot, of course, Ruth Tayler, Yeah, of course. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: any other discrepancies here before we move on? Did Ray
Speaker 1: do anything? Are we going to talk about the presidential odds?
Speaker 1: I have them? Yeah? VP, Okay, I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I want to make sure that Ray I
Speaker 1: have the odds to be the next US president. Yes,
Speaker 1: and this is a horrible idea to bring this up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wait, Danny well, Dan Carlos al Karraz lost, I
Speaker 5: know you were kind.
Speaker 1: Of I worried about that.
Speaker 9: I was.
Speaker 1: I watched that match. You had him to win the
Speaker 1: Australian open yep uh shay you up. You firmed up
Speaker 1: the discrepancy there with picture Dave Ray. So you're square
Speaker 1: bad Larry uh. And people wanted to know, and they
Speaker 1: asked me, is is bad Larry called bad Larry because
Speaker 1: he's bad at betting? And I said, no, why why
Speaker 1: are you called bad Larry? To begin with?
Speaker 4: Dan, it's been thirty five years. You're not bad enough
Speaker 4: to do this. No matter what it was, it always
Speaker 4: got done.
Speaker 1: So it was like, you're not bad enough to wait
Speaker 1: a minute, like you killed people?
Speaker 3: Like, what did you do?
Speaker 4: I'm not wait, I'm not sad.
Speaker 3: It would be funny if she just ended up being
Speaker 3: a murderer of this whole.
Speaker 1: Time, ended up looking at court documents see old up. Okay,
Speaker 1: so bad Larry, just like I can't imagine what you
Speaker 1: would do were somebody to go, Man, that is a
Speaker 1: bad dude.
Speaker 4: We'll just leave it at that. Damn, we're not gonna.
Speaker 1: You know what, of all the times I've been around
Speaker 1: you and all the people that you know, no one's
Speaker 1: ever said, man, if you only knew bad Larry in the.
Speaker 3: Day one time he ordered chicken salad.
Speaker 2: Whoa dude it's still Wow.
Speaker 4: And what you're saying about Marvin A second ago, I
Speaker 4: sit on his phone. I don't want to interrupt you, guys.
Speaker 4: I enjoy listens of doing Babylon over there.
Speaker 3: We're actually speaking truth, Larry.
Speaker 1: Why don't you be part of the show, Larry instead
Speaker 1: of just listening to the show.
Speaker 3: Well, Larry is at an inherent disadvantage.
Speaker 1: He is for a variety of reasons, and.
Speaker 4: A lot of times I say stuff and you guys
Speaker 4: don't even hear it. Very I've kind of decided to
Speaker 4: just listen and give my press.
Speaker 1: What is your IQ, Larry? I don't know we should
Speaker 1: do that? Actually, that would you guys want to do
Speaker 1: an IQ? Yes?
Speaker 7: Right, we can still do the NFL combine wonder I think.
Speaker 3: We should do Wonder Lick and then i Q tests corroborating.
Speaker 1: But you can do the Wonder lick when you are
Speaker 1: at the super Bowl. I'm not going to be at
Speaker 1: the super Bowl, Danny.
Speaker 3: You'll be in Vegas, Las Vegas the week that it's occurring.
Speaker 1: Supposedly, you'll be in the city that's hoasting this super allegedly. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so maybe we could do the Wonder Lick
Speaker 1: test that.
Speaker 8: Oh, so we're gonna do the wonder lick. Oh I
Speaker 8: thought that was something else, so sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Specially in Vegas. What are you doing? What are you doing? Marvin?
Speaker 1: Your little son is out there in the green met him.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get Lorenzo. His name was Lorenzo. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: called him Bubba Bubba. Yeah, hey Bubba kids sitting on
Speaker 1: a couch. I was like, what the hell? Yeah, es yours? Yeah, surprise, motherfucker.
Speaker 9: Okay, so you met.
Speaker 1: Your name is Sena. She was a goddess.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have one just.
Speaker 1: I loved her. No, Sena. Sheena Ray, Oh, shout out,
Speaker 1: Sheena Ray. If you're listening to girl, I miss you
Speaker 1: miss something awful. What'sould say about her? If she is
Speaker 1: listening to us? That could be fate? Danny, Oh my
Speaker 1: second family if oh wait, I take that back. The
Speaker 1: roommate and all yoga friends. Oh, I've gotten so much
Speaker 1: ship Danny. She wants you over for dinner just to
Speaker 1: cuss you out. Oh man, She's like, you know, I
Speaker 1: played it for my friends. Okay, I played it for
Speaker 1: my friends and they were all like, wow, my heart sung,
Speaker 1: My heart just sung like Shay I know Shay, I
Speaker 1: know him well. He is not like that. But it
Speaker 1: must be the guys he's around. That must be what's
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 3: She's one of those who blames everyone else.
Speaker 1: No, no, I blame everyone fair.
Speaker 5: They influenced me. I mean, don't be I'm sorry. We
Speaker 5: got the documents right here. I don't think it takes
Speaker 5: too much digging to find out.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I've gotten so much ship, Danny. I just
Speaker 1: kind of lead you, just a little bit like a
Speaker 1: horse to water. I agree so well, Actually I don't agree.
Speaker 1: If anyone's listening to this, I'm forced to talk like this,
Speaker 1: Am I an enabler? Yeah? Absolutely, it's all your fault, Danny,
Speaker 1: wrap it up. No, we got to have our picks,
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 3: Okay after that though, but see.
Speaker 1: This is why I don't want to come over. I
Speaker 1: think your wife would maybe spike my meal. No, she'll
Speaker 1: make She'll make a really good food. She will do that.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have a choice in the matter. She's biologically
Speaker 1: driven to make good food, hence the marriage. Okay, but
Speaker 1: if Sena Ray was available, she can't cook for shiite.
Speaker 1: You see that kind of girl, Danny. If she could cook,
Speaker 1: Oh no, she would. She's the kind of girl that
Speaker 1: would drive you crazy, like you couldn't what could she do?
Speaker 3: You mean she you mean with a name like Sena Ray.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not the kind of girl you bring home.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you that if her middle name is Ray
Speaker 8: or Marie, her middle name is Ray?
Speaker 9: Oh she do?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 1: That leads us to be at the area crapstable, I'll
Speaker 1: be there.
Speaker 3: Here we go, three C section scars. It's a problem.
Speaker 1: You think it ever got that far?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here we go a couple of pills later. Dylan is
Speaker 1: going to lead us off bets this week.
Speaker 5: Already, Dan, I was so close last week. So I've
Speaker 5: got another parlay this week. My Ravens minus the three
Speaker 5: and a half against the Chiefs Mark Andrews anytime touchdowns score.
Speaker 1: It's sneaky good. I don't hate that.
Speaker 3: It does seem like it seems fitting.
Speaker 1: Right well, going against tough defense.
Speaker 5: Tough defense, but that is Lamar's guy. He's been missing
Speaker 5: him for a while. And then Lions forty nine ers.
Speaker 3: Over fifty one plus a fifty okay, and.
Speaker 5: Then I'm going under forty four and a half in
Speaker 5: the Ravens Chiefs scan the two best scoring defenses.
Speaker 3: It's a not overthink it kind of thing.
Speaker 1: It's just amazing that when the Ravens win, they win big.
Speaker 5: It's not they blew the doors off a lot of
Speaker 5: good teams that last stretch of the season. They killed
Speaker 5: the forty nine Ers, killed the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: And killed the Lions by thirty Yeah. Beat the Dolphins
Speaker 1: by thirty seven, the Browns by twenty five, Seahawks by
Speaker 1: thirty four, beat the Texans double digits both times.
Speaker 3: And that scares me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oky, good, here we go, Shae in Irving.
Speaker 3: I gotta catch you. Okay, yes, you just thought it
Speaker 3: was ton Wow.
Speaker 1: Not bad, miss your Shina my bad China Ray Sinray.
Speaker 5: So I'm also taking Ravens my Serena African as a
Speaker 5: straight bet Lions money line.
Speaker 3: Plus two seventy Wow.
Speaker 5: It's it's an emotional bet, but I also like it.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of money is going to come
Speaker 5: in on the forty nine ers.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, are you done now? Oh?
Speaker 3: No, not done. I was I could taste the octopus
Speaker 3: last week.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa salty?
Speaker 3: No, it was, actually it was. It was perfectly tender.
Speaker 1: Tentacles here what you call them the octopus. Where's he from?
Speaker 3: The octopus is garden in the shade, in the shade.
Speaker 5: I had in the Lion's Bucks game last week, So
Speaker 5: naturally I just have to roll it over the Lion's
Speaker 5: Niners game.
Speaker 1: That there will be an octopus means there will be
Speaker 1: a touchdown. The person scoring the touchdown will get the
Speaker 1: two point conversion. Correct, that is the octopus.
Speaker 5: Okay, and it'll be Jamir Gibbs, whoa hometown favorite. And
Speaker 5: it makes a lot of sense actually too.
Speaker 3: You can catch.
Speaker 9: And run.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, all right, No, he's good pass catchers. What
Speaker 1: do you mean hometown favorite?
Speaker 3: Oh we had him on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh today, not from our hometown.
Speaker 3: I mean, like the hometown of this building.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work, dude, No, he wasn't here. He's from Georgia.
Speaker 3: All right, Well you can pick that apart. Fuck you guys,
Speaker 3: all right, I'm done.
Speaker 1: All right. That leads us to Shayan Irving. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I know I got the Ravens Chiefs over forty four
Speaker 1: because I'm a madman fighting mahomes plus three and a
Speaker 1: half idiot. I don't care three and a half. I'm
Speaker 1: not overthinking that. But you'll get no analysis from me.
Speaker 1: That's actually a smart You and Tony romo. That fucking guy,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Jep, that was so unsure?
Speaker 1: What a fall from Grace Seaton does a great impressive
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jim, I don't know if they could
Speaker 1: run their comparence, I don't know.
Speaker 9: What do you think? How was he so unsure? And
Speaker 9: he was on fire? His first was a guy.
Speaker 5: If I were making a million and a half dollars
Speaker 5: for that game too, I'd be freaking out.
Speaker 1: But he's going to be doing the Super Bowl Wow Show.
Speaker 1: All eyes and ears are going to be on him.
Speaker 1: So now it becomes a bigger story depending on how
Speaker 1: he performs. You know who his brother in law is. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's an actor, the dude from Gossip Girl, Chase Chase, Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: His sister was like a beauty queen out of Texas
Speaker 1: Smoke Show. Though. Anyway, who uh Niners laying the seven against?
Speaker 1: Who gives a ship? Niners lines under fifty one and
Speaker 1: a half? I got the fifty one and a half.
Speaker 1: It was fifty to a half on the left page,
Speaker 1: Ray Bird, what are we talking about here?
Speaker 7: Let me double check the end, it's fifty one and a.
Speaker 1: Half good under So you got over fifty one of that.
Speaker 3: Happily Dylan put his in yesterday show. I actually try
Speaker 3: and help right out and like you fuckers.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're helping him out by putting it in.
Speaker 1: Less than.
Speaker 3: That's helping no one.
Speaker 1: Actually, Basketball, I got the Ducks laying ten against the
Speaker 1: hupper gannoscephal Aids s m U laying the one against
Speaker 1: North Texas. And then tennis, I got a couple of
Speaker 1: Oligarks fighting each other. Yeah, Aussie Open, baby, Aussi Open.
Speaker 1: I got VI plus one twenty two. And then Medvedev,
Speaker 1: who was the president of Russia. Uh, that's who he's
Speaker 1: gonna beat.
Speaker 3: I'm taking the president of Russia.
Speaker 1: You would you? Fucking Okay?
Speaker 3: That brings it what over the What's visit plus?
Speaker 1: Oh he's definitely Russian with a name like yes Mart
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: Unrelated to anything we're talking about right now. If Taylor
Speaker 8: Swift and the Chiefs go to the Super Bowl, So
Speaker 8: Monday at seven twenty am in Vegas, is she coming on?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: That would be amazing here. No, no, no, I mean
Speaker 8: Monday of super Bowl week while we're in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we got probably somebody else who's more spow.
Speaker 3: Oh actually yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: If she make it, my life is ruined because not
Speaker 1: only is the roommate going to want to watch the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, my other three daughters are all gonna want
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. That's the worst part about Taylor Swift being involved
Speaker 1: with Kelsey is the women in my life are like, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's the what's the first down? All that shit, the
Speaker 1: entire game. It's awful.
Speaker 3: If he was, like she was dating like the tight
Speaker 3: end on the Panthers or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she would never, she would never. But but why
Speaker 1: don't why don't you just go out and watch the game?
Speaker 1: Leave the house? Yeah, why don't they leave the house?
Speaker 1: What in the hell?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they could go to a bar and watch it.
Speaker 1: It is hot, go to sky Zone or some ship.
Speaker 1: Let me alone. Okay, that brings us to bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Who changes?
Speaker 4: Okay, Dan, I got the Ravens minus the three and
Speaker 4: there are four unit bets.
Speaker 3: Whoa, Larry?
Speaker 1: I know this is.
Speaker 4: One first thing. The octopus ray what payouts? You're given
Speaker 4: a billing on that octopus spect twelve to one, fifteen
Speaker 4: to one, twelve to one, twelve to one. I'm just
Speaker 4: gotta write this down. I'm gonna keep track of you guys.
Speaker 4: You have, okay, minus three and a half.
Speaker 1: Again, So that's why you're doing poorly.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm doing poorly because I don't know.
Speaker 4: Is Josh Allen the next Jim Kelly. Can't win a
Speaker 4: get big game? Fourth quarterback game? They where do the
Speaker 4: offense go?
Speaker 1: Where the defense go? They didn't stop Kansas City. Josh
Speaker 1: looked fantastic, that right, and that laser he threw. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so you got four units Ravens minus three
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 4: Correct, four units forty nine is minus seven against the Lions,
Speaker 4: and then at two unit two team TS gets six
Speaker 4: points through adjustice spreads forty nine ers minus at one
Speaker 4: and over in the Ravens game at thirty eight and
Speaker 4: a half. I think that's what the line was.
Speaker 1: Okay, nothing else, nope, okay, uh odds to be the
Speaker 1: next US president? Oh yeah, brother, right in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: So it's Joe Biden plus one twenty five, Donald Trump
Speaker 1: plus two fifty, Ron DeSantis plus four fifty. Kamala Harris
Speaker 1: is plus twenty five hundred Robert Kennedy Junior the third
Speaker 1: plus twenty five hundred and Gavin Newsom at thirty five hundred.
Speaker 1: Do we have vice president odds? Ray, I don't know
Speaker 1: if we we saw those.
Speaker 3: How DeSantis just dropped out?
Speaker 1: You did. But but the question is will Trump be
Speaker 1: in prison and therefore somebody else is gonna get the
Speaker 1: delegates on the floor of the Republican National Mention. That's
Speaker 1: the question. That's the bat, that's the actual. Yeah, is
Speaker 1: Fanny gonna put him away where he can't pardon himself
Speaker 1: and he's gonna be locked up for the actual inauguration?
Speaker 1: That's the question. Is that what you want to bet? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the bet I want to make. Those are the
Speaker 1: only odds that matter. You can't get Sleepy Joe plus
Speaker 1: one twenty five. That's dead money, that's stupid. Yeah, Ron
Speaker 1: Ron plus four fifty. I gotta say, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: big gretch for a Democrat. Big gretch was plus ten
Speaker 1: thy nine hundred last week to win the presidency the
Speaker 1: governor out of Michigan. Yeah, fantastic woman. I would love
Speaker 1: to see those numbers because I would hit that like
Speaker 1: a Northern Danny.
Speaker 8: Yes, Marvin, all right, so is this presidency like, is
Speaker 8: this election more of a I guess.
Speaker 9: I'll vote for him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, yeah, that's geriatric abuse at this point. That
Speaker 1: is what it is from both.
Speaker 8: Sides, because also I feel like the last election was
Speaker 8: not voting for this guy. Again, Yes, that's exactly what it's.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have Trump's possible vice president. Okay, ready, this
Speaker 1: is this is the money, Elise, Okay, Christy no him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are his numbers? What are his numbers? But they
Speaker 1: just have they just have the list here. The favorite
Speaker 1: is Christy know him? Then it's Ben Carson chance, then
Speaker 1: Nicky Haley and then Tim Scott. No, Tim Scott ain't
Speaker 1: gonna happen. No chance in hell. It's going to be
Speaker 1: a woman. R would Haley agree? Oh it could be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it could be his son, Baron. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's gotta be like thirty seventeenth, should be.
Speaker 1: He's like from Croatia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going to be in the league one day, probably, yes, yes.
Speaker 6: Ray, Okay, I found the odds. Who do you want
Speaker 6: to who do you want to see odds?
Speaker 1: I want numbers on VVAC and I want numbers on
Speaker 1: NICKI Haley.
Speaker 3: Vveck plus six hundred Nikki Haley plus nine hundred.
Speaker 6: What yeah, that's what this on, just what I'm showing.
Speaker 1: Give me Nikki Haley half a unit right now, half
Speaker 1: a unit, half a unit even though she's a neocon maniac.
Speaker 9: Wait, what if you use nikkiy Haley's real name?
Speaker 1: No, she'll never win. Yeah, or some ship.
Speaker 3: It's actually Nick Nicholas Haley.
Speaker 1: When does she change her name? And when does she
Speaker 1: convert to Christianity? That's what her political careers.
Speaker 9: Skyrockety, I can pass for this, Okay, perfect, So I.
Speaker 1: Just got a hand. Nobody's gonna check this.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, he's gonna check this.
Speaker 1: It's like Bobby Jendall in Louisiana, like with occasion accent.
Speaker 1: Oh you ain't full of nobody.
Speaker 9: Bobby the me won all.
Speaker 1: My I I asked Caitlin de Boor about his accent.
Speaker 1: He's been there two weeks house his accent in Alabama?
Speaker 1: You know, I figure after you know, Brian Kelly took Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brian Kelly, he wasn't there more than the weekend and
Speaker 1: he was a sugar bear after that.
Speaker 3: That motherfucker he was on the phone.
Speaker 5: But do you think he was dressed like Huckleberry Finn already,
Speaker 5: just with the Southern drawl.
Speaker 1: Hopefully not like Huckleberry. That'd be weird. Man like Huckleberry
Speaker 1: fan overhauls, no shoes, walking around his buddy washing fences.
Speaker 9: Yeah, his buddy quote unquote.
Speaker 1: Wow, Mark Twain would never do that to America. How
Speaker 1: dare you? The Great Museum Connecticut by the way, Okay.
Speaker 8: Mark Twain house and Harford Market. Yeah, he looked at Hartford.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I know he had a house
Speaker 1: in Redding.
Speaker 8: So you go there and he was like, what should
Speaker 8: I call him?
Speaker 3: I'm lost for her name.
Speaker 9: Yep. That's when you get one of those hey, this
Speaker 9: is in the South moment.
Speaker 3: Well, we did a field trip there actually, I think
Speaker 3: when it was museum Arry.
Speaker 4: I want Michelle Obama to be the Democratic nominee.
Speaker 1: Not a bad beat. That's a great number.
Speaker 9: Huge.
Speaker 4: They didn't have it listed.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I think they they had the Republican They
Speaker 1: had the Republican candidates.
Speaker 6: Right now, what's big? Mic Michelle Obama's plus five hundred.
Speaker 1: That's short. That's short.
Speaker 3: That someone knows something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ray, what is she to win the presidency?
Speaker 7: That is a tall order efforting right now.
Speaker 4: They don't have a number.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised.
Speaker 4: Can't be Trump. It's got to be someone else.
Speaker 3: If it's triple digit odds, it can't be Biden.
Speaker 1: I think big Wretch wins delegates on the floor of
Speaker 1: the d n C. That's what I'm saying, Big wretch.
Speaker 4: And I think if there's a whole I think I
Speaker 4: think he back. I think I think Biden removes himself.
Speaker 1: I do too. To Gretchen, it was so valuable they
Speaker 1: tried to kidnap her. Correct. Well, I mean it wasn't
Speaker 1: FBI plot, Danny, of course it wasn't. Well, okay, you
Speaker 1: guys want to pretend like a deep state doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: That one proud boy told the judge, I have no remorse.
Speaker 1: He got eighteen years, right, he got, he got six years.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, Well, I'd be saying the same ship
Speaker 1: to a judge. Yeah, He's like, I have no remorse,
Speaker 1: and then sedition my ass. Yeah, that's right. Trying to
Speaker 1: fight for this country, Danny, sedition. It should be contrition. Please, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: ain't it ain't bad. Let me tell you, Marv Marvin,
Speaker 1: it's it's great to be white.
Speaker 9: It's good to be white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, it is fantastic. I gotta I gotta tell.
Speaker 8: You now, being black has been awesome for the past
Speaker 8: maybe like a year, and it's one you've been all right.
Speaker 1: Like four hey in your month's coming up, right, yeah, February.
Speaker 3: And it's a leapyer, it's a leaker. Twenty nine days.
Speaker 1: This so extra day. You're welcome. That's from us.
Speaker 9: It's so four hundred years for you, eighteen months for me.
Speaker 1: Slack voices.
Speaker 8: Voices celebrate whenever big corporations go celebrate black voice.
Speaker 1: Hyper capitalism.
Speaker 8: Look, you're you're consolidating the contributions of black Americans in
Speaker 8: this country to twenty eight days, get out of here,
Speaker 8: twenty welcome twenty nine Oh, never mind, never mind.
Speaker 1: My favorite is when people in my town put up
Speaker 1: those signs, right, no human is illegal, Black Lives Matter Slava, Ukrainia.
Speaker 1: But then when they ask the town to build multi
Speaker 1: family housing or to deregulate anything, you're like, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa bro my property value?
Speaker 3: What the fuck we're thinking about? How dare you sidewalks?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna walk on those?
Speaker 3: Think about it, We're gonna start busting kids.
Speaker 1: In Okay, and that brings us to a close this week.
Speaker 7: Rue Dan pel what Ray Michelle Obama plus seventeen hundred.
Speaker 1: Larry hit that. I want that to.
Speaker 3: Miguel. You know what, I'll just hop on that for the.
Speaker 1: Same Alrighty, we've done enough damage here. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: If you're still listening, Uh, Shay and Irving is podcast
Speaker 1: I believe is still every Wednesday. Yeah, it's just getting weird, Danny,
Speaker 1: It's always gotten weird, got weirder. Tell you that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see this, I don't know if I can come on.
Speaker 1: Oh you have to, yeah, but then you'll endorse everything
Speaker 1: I've said. Good for you. Yeah, you can be a
Speaker 1: whole Wikipedia page. Your wife is going to come in
Speaker 1: the room. Please please, let's keep it real. Your wife legally, yes,
Speaker 1: but we lived together, hence the roommate.
Speaker 5: Then you could you could do like what shade the
Speaker 5: coward shade does is obscure your identity and go on the.
Speaker 1: Podcast hashtag stranger. You could do that the stranger You
Speaker 1: got to come over Danny the room, Well, then I
Speaker 1: would have to as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, you didn't exactly sell it to him today though,
Speaker 3: You're like, she's pissed at you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come over. Well you got to come, you know,
Speaker 1: pay the piperd I may make her cry, that's okay, Ida.
Speaker 1: If that woman's felt anything, it ain't emotion alrighty, and
Speaker 1: that'll do it. So for Shay in Irving and uh
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy, picture Da Ray Marvin and bad
Speaker 1: did bad Larry just hang up eat it.
Speaker 9: He had enough of us.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 3: You just heard the faintest click I know.
Speaker 1: He was like, thank you, Larry. Have a great weekend, everybody.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next week.