WEBVTT - Episode 103: Pop The Top 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.520 I'm looking at the numbers here. You guys sucked last week. 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:37.960 So Dylan lost a unit, Shaye lost four, and Bad 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:38.920 Larry lost two. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:43.000 That's a fucking bang up week for Larry these days. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.000 Yeah, that's actually a good week for you, Larry. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.199 That's true. My friend's been telling me. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.280 Dylan missed on a big parlay. He missed the Bills 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:55.480 game almost. Oh man, dude, you should have changed. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.640 Your bet in the moment. 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:01.040 That is a rule of thumb, as we've learned time 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:03.840 time and time again. If all three of us, particularly 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.640 when it gets whittled down to four games in the postseason, 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:10.720 where it's already hard enough to bet them, just everyone flop. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:14.760 And I never care about the octopus bet until the 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:16.840 octopus bet is right there in front of me with 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.240 the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Mike Evans. You almost had 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:21.120 the octopus. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.560 That was one like watching it live, I was like, 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:26.759 there's no fucking way this is actually happening right now. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:28.640 I mean, like there because you can bet each game 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.920 for their so you have to bet pick the game 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:32.400 for the octopus. 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:35.679 So like you last week, it was a one and 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.000 four chance of one picking the. 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.720 Game and then two it actually happening, and Mike Evans just. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.560 No, we got it. I don't know if it needed it. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:47.760 Mike a future Dallas cowboy, by the way, I think, so, 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.800 oh it's happening, No it is, Oh yeah, who you losing? 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:55.880 Gallup done? Cut audios. Well that'd be a nice pickup 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:57.880 for you, and you pick something up after this. 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:59.960 That would be first none one thousand years. 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:04.840 Receiving Cede Lamb would be welcoming to the Cowboys, you know, 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:08.320 and that family, that dysfunctional family. Thinking about it, Danny, 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.720 there's not one Dallas cowboy who stood up for Dak 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:15.000 after the game. And that scares me, not a single one. 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.080 Remember Terry alone was crying. That's a press conference. My quarterbacks, 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:21.040 my quarterback, not nobody stood up for Dak. That scares 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.520 a shit out of me. Did anybody stick up for 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:27.120 cd Lamb? No. I think his therapist was on hold 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.600 in the entire time. Yeah. Man, that's a bad family 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:36.040 tree situation now, worse than mine. My parents are in 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.000 town by the way from Vienna right now, and the 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:39.040 roommates out of town. 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:41.079 You could have brought them here. 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:45.200 They planned that strategically. The roommate is in Mexico. Did 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.960 she leave because your parents were coming in? Yes? What 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.440 are you eating? By the way? Hot dog? That's a 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.760 hot dog. I got on the side of the road. Yeah, okay, 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.000 over by the Babylon stand there's a hot dog stand. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:56.679 Oh okay, I thought you went on the side of 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.959 the road. It was like man truck stop got it. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.239 He saw it driving and pulled over. I saw it 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:02.760 on the ground. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:07.560 Let's see bad, Larry. How's morale? How are you feeling today? 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:11.880 I'm feeling good, Dan. I can't find a winner. But 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.880 in Providence beats Seaton Hall last night. That's a good 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:16.560 that's a good wine. 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.680 But that doesn't matter to this. I was just talking 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:23.840 trouble here, like nobody cares about Providence basketball. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.959 People who man maybe, thank you, Dylan. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.440 Okay, uh, you know this is why I don't bet 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:38.560 bad beats. James Cook over under sixty one and a half. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:42.720 He had sixty seven going into the fourth quarter. His 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:46.480 last four carries he lost six yards. He ended with 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:47.200 sixty one. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:48.960 You should get refunded for that. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:53.280 No, no, no, no, books, No, you deserve you. You 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:54.440 deserve to lose. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.320 Well, everyone who's betting deserves to lose. That's true. 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:02.720 That is true. And you guys are prime examples. Hey. Yeah, 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:06.800 And by the way, defense defense wins championships. In case 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:11.480 you're wondering the playoff remaining teams or the teams remaining 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.800 in the playoffs, Raven's number one defense, Kansas City, number two, 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:19.279 San Francisco, number three, Detroit twenty three. There you go. Yeah, 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:22.760 and those are scoring defenses, by the way. And Picture 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:26.120 Day Ray, the producer of this god awful show. He 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:30.680 is putting a huge bet on the Lions plus seven 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:35.240 and the money line. Picture Day Ray, if you want 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.240 to picture this looks like Ray or. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.400 Jared Goff arcade gunning. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:42.320 Yeah, but like an fas Jared Golf. 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:44.480 I'll take it, Yeah, I'll take it a dollar. 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:46.320 General Beatle alcohol syndrome. 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.560 Actually a little bit, like that's what you get with 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:52.480 your drink when you're pregnant. 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:57.279 No, if I look at you with my bad eye, 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.320 you look like Jared goff A little bet and you 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.240 you're in yeah, yeah, you're like sixty three. 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:04.560 Yeah, I'm like six three. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:07.839 Yeah, So you're Goffian, you're in the golf family. Okay, 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:09.640 give me your bet and then we'll move on here. 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:13.960 So I bet between Lions plus seven and lines money line. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.880 I have five hundred dollars. 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.839 On this game. Oh my god, that's a fifty. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:23.280 I've been saving up all playoffs and we're never here, 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.400 so I have to I have to ride with my team. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:29.320 I can't just sit here and watch it happen. I 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.200 was thinking about this is a gateway. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.839 I don't want to be a gateway to you down five. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.200 No, he's about that. 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.280 Then you're selling yourself on the street. 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:45.160 It happened last week plus nine fifty on same game parlay, 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.520 so I'm rolling it into it. But I'm also thinking 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.080 about maybe putting it on niners minus seven. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.560 So either way, I'm happy. I don't know what to now. 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:54.920 That's it. That's a that's a pussy movie. You can't 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:55.120 do that. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.240 You're never lying that that is that's like the dumb 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:01.640 miss logic of all time. 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.080 Not taking it, and that's coming from a guy who 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:05.960 has some pretty dumb awful logic. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.960 But like they like people were like, I'm gonna bet 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.680 against my team, so if they wouldn't get somewhere, you're 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:13.080 gonna just lose a bunch of money and have your 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:13.680 team and be. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:17.440 Like yay, exactly, Yeah you go all in or all right, 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:18.040 I'm doing it. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.680 All right, good unless you're like buy an engagement ring 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:21.240 or something. 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:24.840 Oh yeah, unless you really feel it. 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.599 I like the money line. 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:32.200 To actually you're crazy. Uh so Picture Day Ray is 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.240 putting some serious coin, but. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:35.560 Also not to put a damper on you. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:35.800 Right. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:39.000 Jared Goff has gotten deleted by the forty nine ers 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:39.880 in his career. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.760 Plus you know, playing outside, they don't they score like 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.640 eighteen points. Yeah, he hates it. He hates everybody loves 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:46.839 playing indoors. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.200 Which I would probably rather do too. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.840 Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter for mahomes. No, No, we 0:06:52.960 --> 0:07:00.920 got big hands done. Okay. Capping, I don't know if 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:06.760 there's anything to recap. Well. Ravens Texans over forty three. 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:10.720 Can we talk about that number please? It says I'm 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.520 in a loss on that wasn't the total like forty 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.600 four thirty four? Ten? 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:19.920 Yeah? Okay, Ray, yeah, forty four that's on me. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:20.960 I'll fix it. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:21.480 I'll fix it. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:25.960 Blame the printer, no, misprinted, No, blame the guy who's 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.680 printing for the printer. That's it. By the way, who 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.120 brought in the beers? What beers? Well you're not drinking 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:36.480 any of course not. It looks like spottings. I didn't 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.600 have an opener, and I said I need an opener. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.320 Shay grabbed it and opened it with his teeth. That's true, 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:42.480 because I'm a grown up many. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:47.880 Yeah, the tooth trick severely as whittled down my right caneine. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:50.120 It's like sea glass. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.800 Yeah, but that's why, you know, bat Larry and I 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.200 usually just popped the top, you know, because. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.200 He gets he only drinks twist off beers. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.440 No, No, he drinks can. Yeah, he loves it in 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:07.480 the cane. He only drinks in a can. What about 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:12.480 does he does love it in the can? Okay, we're 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:17.800 so childish, Marvin. Marvin is running the board here. You 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:21.080 you can do you want to leave? No, no, no, no, no, no, 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.960 you say that you're entertained by this. Every time we 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.800 get done with this, you're like, wow, that was funny, 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:27.560 but it's crazy. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.840 But during it, it's one of those I can't believe 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.640 they're saying this. Yeah, oh, Dan's letting his ride. Yeah, 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:39.000 don't take anything a lot worse, that's the scary part. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:42.320 Yeah, we have handrails on because yes, if if Danny 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:47.120 wasn't here, yeah, yeah, we can't do that would be said, So, 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:47.800 what's gonna. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:47.880 Happen in. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:54.520 Poo? The American patriot, the ex pat living in Russia? 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:59.320 American patriot, of course, Ruth Tayler, Yeah, of course. Okay, uh, 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:03.000 any other discrepancies here before we move on? Did Ray 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:05.959 do anything? Are we going to talk about the presidential odds? 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.120 I have them? Yeah? VP, Okay, I didn't know. I 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.680 didn't know. I want to make sure that Ray I 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.520 have the odds to be the next US president. Yes, 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:16.080 and this is a horrible idea to bring this up. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.440 Yeah, wait, Danny well, Dan Carlos al Karraz lost, I 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:20.240 know you were kind. 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:21.240 Of I worried about that. 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:21.760 I was. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:25.199 I watched that match. You had him to win the 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:29.440 Australian open yep uh shay you up. You firmed up 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.600 the discrepancy there with picture Dave Ray. So you're square 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:37.560 bad Larry uh. And people wanted to know, and they 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:40.319 asked me, is is bad Larry called bad Larry because 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:46.720 he's bad at betting? And I said, no, why why 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.520 are you called bad Larry? To begin with? 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:53.160 Dan, it's been thirty five years. You're not bad enough 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:55.439 to do this. No matter what it was, it always 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:55.959 got done. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:00.400 So it was like, you're not bad enough to wait 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:01.720 a minute, like you killed people? 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:03.040 Like, what did you do? 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.000 I'm not wait, I'm not sad. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.360 It would be funny if she just ended up being 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:11.400 a murderer of this whole. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:17.720 Time, ended up looking at court documents see old up. Okay, 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:21.000 so bad Larry, just like I can't imagine what you 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:22.960 would do were somebody to go, Man, that is a 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:23.600 bad dude. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.760 We'll just leave it at that. Damn, we're not gonna. 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:31.120 You know what, of all the times I've been around 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.800 you and all the people that you know, no one's 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:37.400 ever said, man, if you only knew bad Larry in the. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:39.760 Day one time he ordered chicken salad. 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:45.120 Whoa dude it's still Wow. 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.920 And what you're saying about Marvin A second ago, I 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.120 sit on his phone. I don't want to interrupt you, guys. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:53.640 I enjoy listens of doing Babylon over there. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:55.720 We're actually speaking truth, Larry. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.160 Why don't you be part of the show, Larry instead 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:00.480 of just listening to the show. 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.319 Well, Larry is at an inherent disadvantage. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.720 He is for a variety of reasons, and. 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:06.360 A lot of times I say stuff and you guys 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:10.800 don't even hear it. Very I've kind of decided to 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:12.120 just listen and give my press. 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:16.320 What is your IQ, Larry? I don't know we should 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.480 do that? Actually, that would you guys want to do 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:19.880 an IQ? Yes? 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:25.439 Right, we can still do the NFL combine wonder I think. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:30.640 We should do Wonder Lick and then i Q tests corroborating. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.480 But you can do the Wonder lick when you are 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.040 at the super Bowl. I'm not going to be at 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:36.000 the super Bowl, Danny. 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.960 You'll be in Vegas, Las Vegas the week that it's occurring. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:44.800 Supposedly, you'll be in the city that's hoasting this super allegedly. Okay, 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:46.880 all right, so maybe we could do the Wonder Lick 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:47.319 test that. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.240 Oh, so we're gonna do the wonder lick. Oh I 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.720 thought that was something else, so sorry, go ahead. 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:56.319 Specially in Vegas. What are you doing? What are you doing? Marvin? 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:01.840 Your little son is out there in the green met him. 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.800 You're gonna get Lorenzo. His name was Lorenzo. Yeah, I 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:09.960 called him Bubba Bubba. Yeah, hey Bubba kids sitting on 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:16.000 a couch. I was like, what the hell? Yeah, es yours? Yeah, surprise, motherfucker. 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.600 Okay, so you met. 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.240 Your name is Sena. She was a goddess. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.880 I'm gonna have one just. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:29.839 I loved her. No, Sena. Sheena Ray, Oh, shout out, 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.599 Sheena Ray. If you're listening to girl, I miss you 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.360 miss something awful. What'sould say about her? If she is 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:40.960 listening to us? That could be fate? Danny, Oh my 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.440 second family if oh wait, I take that back. The 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:47.319 roommate and all yoga friends. Oh, I've gotten so much 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.160 ship Danny. She wants you over for dinner just to 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:53.679 cuss you out. Oh man, She's like, you know, I 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:55.560 played it for my friends. Okay, I played it for 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:58.080 my friends and they were all like, wow, my heart sung, 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.840 My heart just sung like Shay I know Shay, I 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:04.280 know him well. He is not like that. But it 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.600 must be the guys he's around. That must be what's 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:06.960 going on. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:09.120 She's one of those who blames everyone else. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:13.400 No, no, I blame everyone fair. 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.240 They influenced me. I mean, don't be I'm sorry. We 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.160 got the documents right here. I don't think it takes 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:19.520 too much digging to find out. 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:23.120 Oh man, I've gotten so much ship, Danny. I just 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.840 kind of lead you, just a little bit like a 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:31.680 horse to water. I agree so well, Actually I don't agree. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:35.640 If anyone's listening to this, I'm forced to talk like this, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.880 Am I an enabler? Yeah? Absolutely, it's all your fault, Danny, 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:43.520 wrap it up. No, we got to have our picks, 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:43.920 damn it. 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:48.000 Okay after that though, but see. 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:49.800 This is why I don't want to come over. I 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.880 think your wife would maybe spike my meal. No, she'll 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.880 make She'll make a really good food. She will do that. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.280 She doesn't have a choice in the matter. She's biologically 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:03.679 driven to make good food, hence the marriage. Okay, but 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:09.480 if Sena Ray was available, she can't cook for shiite. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:13.120 You see that kind of girl, Danny. If she could cook, 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.800 Oh no, she would. She's the kind of girl that 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.960 would drive you crazy, like you couldn't what could she do? 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.400 You mean she you mean with a name like Sena Ray. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.640 Yeah, she's not the kind of girl you bring home. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:26.400 I'll tell you that if her middle name is Ray 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.000 or Marie, her middle name is Ray? 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:28.360 Oh she do? 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:30.720 Here we go? 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:33.960 That leads us to be at the area crapstable, I'll 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:34.320 be there. 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.680 Here we go, three C section scars. It's a problem. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:40.400 You think it ever got that far? 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:43.320 I don't know. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:47.080 Here we go a couple of pills later. Dylan is 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.560 going to lead us off bets this week. 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.920 Already, Dan, I was so close last week. So I've 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:57.120 got another parlay this week. My Ravens minus the three 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:02.520 and a half against the Chiefs Mark Andrews anytime touchdowns score. 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:04.560 It's sneaky good. I don't hate that. 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:06.920 It does seem like it seems fitting. 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:09.760 Right well, going against tough defense. 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:13.800 Tough defense, but that is Lamar's guy. He's been missing 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:17.560 him for a while. And then Lions forty nine ers. 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:22.000 Over fifty one plus a fifty okay, and. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.640 Then I'm going under forty four and a half in 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.760 the Ravens Chiefs scan the two best scoring defenses. 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:30.440 It's a not overthink it kind of thing. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.960 It's just amazing that when the Ravens win, they win big. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.800 It's not they blew the doors off a lot of 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:41.040 good teams that last stretch of the season. They killed 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.560 the forty nine Ers, killed the Dolphins. 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:46.720 And killed the Lions by thirty Yeah. Beat the Dolphins 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.800 by thirty seven, the Browns by twenty five, Seahawks by 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:53.400 thirty four, beat the Texans double digits both times. 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:54.440 And that scares me. 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:58.000 Yeah, oky, good, here we go, Shae in Irving. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:02.600 I gotta catch you. Okay, yes, you just thought it 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:03.760 was ton Wow. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.760 Not bad, miss your Shina my bad China Ray Sinray. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.640 So I'm also taking Ravens my Serena African as a 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:16.200 straight bet Lions money line. 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.360 Plus two seventy Wow. 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.400 It's it's an emotional bet, but I also like it. 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:23.760 I think a lot of money is going to come 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:25.000 in on the forty nine ers. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.760 Okay, yeah, are you done now? Oh? 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:32.600 No, not done. I was I could taste the octopus 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:33.120 last week. 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.320 Whoa, whoa salty? 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:39.160 No, it was, actually it was. It was perfectly tender. 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:47.280 Tentacles here what you call them the octopus. Where's he from? 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:51.720 The octopus is garden in the shade, in the shade. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.760 I had in the Lion's Bucks game last week, So 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:57.680 naturally I just have to roll it over the Lion's 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:58.320 Niners game. 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:00.400 That there will be an octopus means there will be 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:02.960 a touchdown. The person scoring the touchdown will get the 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:05.080 two point conversion. Correct, that is the octopus. 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:11.359 Okay, and it'll be Jamir Gibbs, whoa hometown favorite. And 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:12.840 it makes a lot of sense actually too. 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:13.679 You can catch. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:15.560 And run. 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.960 Wow, okay, all right, No, he's good pass catchers. What 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:20.280 do you mean hometown favorite? 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:21.280 Oh we had him on the show. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:25.520 Oh today, not from our hometown. 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.000 I mean, like the hometown of this building. 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:32.720 Doesn't work, dude, No, he wasn't here. He's from Georgia. 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:35.600 All right, Well you can pick that apart. Fuck you guys, 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:36.200 all right, I'm done. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:39.520 All right. That leads us to Shayan Irving. Jesus Christ. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:43.360 I know I got the Ravens Chiefs over forty four 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:46.960 because I'm a madman fighting mahomes plus three and a 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:50.040 half idiot. I don't care three and a half. I'm 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.000 not overthinking that. But you'll get no analysis from me. 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:57.360 That's actually a smart You and Tony romo. That fucking guy, 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:58.040 I don't know. 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:00.960 I don't know, Jep, that was so unsure? 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.959 What a fall from Grace Seaton does a great impressive 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:06.560 I don't know, Jim, I don't know if they could 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:07.480 run their comparence, I don't know. 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:10.199 What do you think? How was he so unsure? And 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:12.520 he was on fire? His first was a guy. 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:14.679 If I were making a million and a half dollars 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:16.000 for that game too, I'd be freaking out. 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:18.720 But he's going to be doing the Super Bowl Wow Show. 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.120 All eyes and ears are going to be on him. 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:26.199 So now it becomes a bigger story depending on how 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:30.080 he performs. You know who his brother in law is. Uh, 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:36.840 he's an actor, the dude from Gossip Girl, Chase Chase, Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:41.080 His sister was like a beauty queen out of Texas 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:50.119 Smoke Show. Though. Anyway, who uh Niners laying the seven against? 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:53.879 Who gives a ship? Niners lines under fifty one and 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:55.600 a half? I got the fifty one and a half. 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:57.080 It was fifty to a half on the left page, 0:18:57.280 --> 0:18:58.800 Ray Bird, what are we talking about here? 0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:04.639 Let me double check the end, it's fifty one and a. 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:07.080 Half good under So you got over fifty one of that. 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:12.200 Happily Dylan put his in yesterday show. I actually try 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:14.240 and help right out and like you fuckers. 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:15.520 Sounds like you're helping him out by putting it in. 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:16.040 Less than. 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:19.560 That's helping no one. 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:22.960 Actually, Basketball, I got the Ducks laying ten against the 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:26.800 hupper gannoscephal Aids s m U laying the one against 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:30.680 North Texas. And then tennis, I got a couple of 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:34.480 Oligarks fighting each other. Yeah, Aussie Open, baby, Aussi Open. 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:39.240 I got VI plus one twenty two. And then Medvedev, 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:41.919 who was the president of Russia. Uh, that's who he's 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:42.440 gonna beat. 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:43.960 I'm taking the president of Russia. 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:45.720 You would you? Fucking Okay? 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:50.440 That brings it what over the What's visit plus? 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:55.280 Oh he's definitely Russian with a name like yes Mart 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:55.920 I'm sorry. 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:58.879 Unrelated to anything we're talking about right now. If Taylor 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.520