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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a giving them like the million

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Speaker 1: on your ba uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody,

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Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now

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Speaker 1: wanting only Steve Harvey Man old man, got a radio show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. God so big to me, man, I just

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Speaker 1: It's rather obvious to me how big, how good God is.

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Speaker 1: He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one,

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Speaker 1: he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out. Man. I'm

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Speaker 1: just over here, just on receiving it. You know, if

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Speaker 1: you're out there, start your mission today, Start your mission today?

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Speaker 1: What are you waiting for? Why do we as people

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Speaker 1: delay what we want or delay the process to begin

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Speaker 1: what we on our hopes, our dreams, our desires. Why

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Speaker 1: decide together that just individually. Look you're listening. You got

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Speaker 1: something that you've been dreaming about. You got an ambition

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Speaker 1: haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them. Everybody's

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Speaker 1: yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your

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Speaker 1: mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only

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Speaker 1: hurting you yourself. If you got a goal or aspiration,

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Speaker 1: get back to that because God know where you're left off. Now.

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Speaker 1: You may have to accomplish a few more things since

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Speaker 1: you stop for a long period of time, but God

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Speaker 1: know where you left off, you can get back on track.

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Speaker 1: I look, man, this dream of being on TV since

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Speaker 1: I was a kid, and it got off track. Now

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Speaker 1: is the belief in things that you cannot see. But

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Speaker 1: it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, you heard Jesse Jackson said,

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Speaker 1: I was hanging on the hope. And I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: when it got real ugly and funky out there for me,

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Speaker 1: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a

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Speaker 1: That's why I say it every day. See, because of

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Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through

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Speaker 1: Now see threw it me yet? Nope? Have I arrived

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Speaker 1: You know. It's like I was talking to this young

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Speaker 1: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night

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Speaker 1: I just wanted off me, I said, sir, listen to me,

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Speaker 1: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,

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Speaker 1: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want

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Speaker 1: then I take the audience this way and I swing

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Speaker 1: The crowd cheers. The night is over with, I said,

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Speaker 1: out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working. Ain't

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Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is

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Speaker 1: Instead of not having no God in your life and

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Speaker 1: God has been like a parachute from me. Ask me

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Speaker 1: why where that came from. I can't tell you. But

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Speaker 1: listening ladies and gentlemen. I am here, but I am

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Speaker 1: we would like to say to you, please, please lend

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Speaker 1: you very much. Shirley Strawberry calling for real kill spaces

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Speaker 1: and nephew, Tommy, what you got? You know, you know,

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Speaker 1: add this morning. Yeah. Well, I'm just I'm talking to

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Speaker 1: we've had all these And what's bad, Junior? Winn It

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Speaker 1: run through a wall maker winn. Hey, Junior. I was

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Speaker 1: Tell me to run that prank back right after this.

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Speaker 1: your lights on? Trying? Pretty simple? Cat dog? If you

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Speaker 1: wod Hello, Hello, uh Is, I'm trying to reach us.

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Speaker 1: First of all, where you getting this wee from? I

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Speaker 1: You're gonna see some fire. I can show you some

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Speaker 1: You're gonna damn turn the break off. Let me all.

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Speaker 1: to know how you got my No. Look, I'm nothing

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Speaker 1: It so sweet that I want you to be in

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Speaker 1: You know what I like. You know what I like

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Speaker 1: about black women. They will put their man out there

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Speaker 1: That's the joy of having a man. Hello, you wait

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Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, here we go. These are people

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Speaker 1: You know, they used to eat meat, but now they

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Speaker 1: how to act now, can't can't get their hands dirty. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You can't, man, No, you can't know texting you every Sunday,

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Speaker 1: why are you going to church? This one? Go ahead,

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Speaker 1: do that with us. Why much you make? I ain't

424
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: there yet but a hundred thousand a month and you

425
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: ain't got it? That's right, thousand people. I don't know

426
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: why you keep trying to sell me on something you

427
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: don't hate. Yeah, why am I gonna talk you about

428
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: being a million? Then you ain't one? Yeah? Hello, great,

429
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: y'all see, oh yeah, got plenty, broke your whole life,

430
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 1: ain't ever had no money. Don't know where you went

431
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: off and got some money, you know how money from?

432
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: But now you come back and your girlfriend white. Wow,

433
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: you're talking about somebody in this room. Whoa. But when

434
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: your black relatives, it's looking at you like you could

435
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: lost your damn mad and your statement is y'all need

436
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 1: to check it, y'all need to really check yourself. Well,

437
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: you know how many black cars that goes out to

438
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 1: my cousin. They used to but wow, we all know them. Yes,

439
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to all right, here's a

440
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: question for you, guys, do you still want to work

441
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,239
Speaker 1: till the day you die? If it's possible? All right?

442
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: Because you know everybody says if if if you do

443
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: what you love for a living, then it's never really work, right,

444
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 1: You've all heard that that statement. But don't you think

445
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: even if you do love what you do, there is

446
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: a time to retire, and you know, maybe you want

447
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: to enjoy other things in life. So what do you

448
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: guys think? Steve will start with you. Do you love

449
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: what you do? When we know you do? Do you

450
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: love it so much that you don't ever want to retire? So?

451
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: What would you do every day if you retired? I mean,

452
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: because you love work? You work all the time. I

453
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: work when I retire doing what? Golf? Yeah? That's what

454
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: would you do? Is that you working on? Yeah? Be

455
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: on a boat yachting? Oh? What else? Would I still? Mental? Boys?

456
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: But if I had a billion dollars, If somebody says, Steve,

457
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: you take a billion dollars and never appear on television again?

458
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: A billion? Yeah? Yeah, who wouldn't take that? I'll take

459
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: less than knocking over camera's crew as you go back camera.

460
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: I'll actually take less than that. You were just golfing,

461
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: yacht and mentor and mental kids. That's good. And try

462
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: to show some other people how to become successful. That's so. Yeah, Yeah,

463
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: that's what that's what I do, teaching people. Yeah, open

464
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: up a bunch of stuff. That'd be about it, though,

465
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: I damn sure won't be standing on here. No, I

466
00:29:54,880 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: ain't got my lad radio show? Is that? Huh? After this?

467
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: This is it? Yeah? Girl, I want you're not gonna

468
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: stop until you get a billion? Is that what you're saying?

469
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: I mean, that's my goal is to be a billionaire.

470
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: I'd like to see it. That's like, I will be

471
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: so happy without a billion thought. But now you let well,

472
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: let me tell you this, you all, I know how

473
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: you want to know how you all know I got

474
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: a billion? Cost the next day? I ain't coming in here.

475
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: Believe that? Oh yeah, but you wouldn't call us and

476
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: let us know you weren't coming in. You just not

477
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: show up? Call you you I have a call, y'all.

478
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: We usually know ahead of time. Yeah, you'll call us

479
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: from vac. A lot of times. You get bored, but

480
00:30:55,200 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: then you get mad. We an't answer it up. I'm

481
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: mad at Mississippi monocle, right, now she has not returned

482
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: a text from her supposed leader in a day and

483
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: a half because she mad. H oh, really, well, that happens.

484
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: People get mad, Steve, you get mad, You get mad?

485
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: I know you. Yeah, he can't understand what about it?

486
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: You don't get when you're pointing that finger over there?

487
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: Didn't hear what these other two would do? Ask them

488
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: that questioning? He come on fire time? Well, I want

489
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: to work to the day that nah. Nah, don't you

490
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 1: love it? I love At one point in time, I'm

491
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: gonna be serious in my life. But I ain't gonna

492
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: be funny all my life. I'll be serious at one point.

493
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: I gotta get my ass out this game. I'm gonna

494
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: be You asked me a question, ain't be nothing funnybout it.

495
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: I gonna asking, really gonna be serious. But if I

496
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: did every time, I'm gonna do. Man, I'm I'm probably

497
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: gonna travel. I know I'm gonna travel. Oh yeah, Oh

498
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: you want to see the world. I really want to

499
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: go see the world. I really enjoy when um I

500
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: go out the country and just seeing some of this

501
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: this life that God created out here for me to

502
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: take him. Man, I really want to see that. I

503
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: want to go walking with big water China. I want

504
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: to go down and see what that looks like. Are you? Um?

505
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: It's marriaging it for you? Maybe one day? About somebody

506
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: gotta take care of me. I'm doing a horrible job.

507
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: I stuck at taking care of me. I'm eating out

508
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: every day? Did you eat out every day? Just about?

509
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: Un some days you know I'm gonna come. I'm sitting

510
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:49,479
Speaker 1: down at somebody restaurant. I'm in. Yeah, but when we're

511
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: gonna cook, we come home at night at night? What's

512
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: wrong with that? What's your man? Eating out every day?

513
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: What's your what's your point? But man, you need to

514
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: hook up there? Who does your point? Mary? I get

515
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: the company? So you eat out? Yeah? Chill? Why do

516
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: you think they got restaurants? What are you talking about?

517
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: That's why? God, yeah, exactly. That's why I want to travel.

518
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: That'd be my thing. Okay, all right, that's cool, all right,

519
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: let's scurry on over here to the nephew. Nephew, do

520
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: you want to work till the day you die? If possible,

521
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: to the end, going all the way to the Really

522
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: you're never going to end, going to the end. I'm

523
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: talking about the red Fox style. Going to the end,

524
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: George Burns to the end. You're never going to retire, Tommy, No,

525
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:45,479
Speaker 1: just being financially right, going to the end. Work. You're

526
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: gonna work like you old taxes. Yes, you're going to

527
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: be doing stand up, not necessarily, but I'm I'm gonna

528
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: work to the end. Wow, to the end. What about

529
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: your family? If they want you home, you know they

530
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: don't want you leaving out and traveling so much. This

531
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: is the same dude, remember Shirley. This is the same

532
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: dude who said if he hit the lot of to

533
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: find a way to get rid of his family. No,

534
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: he gets that was before he got married, right, didn't

535
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: he say? No? Tommy said, I trying to help him.

536
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help million. He has got to find

537
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,959
Speaker 1: a way to get rid of his family because death.

538
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: No way he gonna be explained to him. Where he being?

539
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: Tell me, I tried to help you. I told you

540
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: to never say that. I know because I gotta say

541
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: a four hundred million, I'm telling you, I'm faking my

542
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: death in front of him on my last You're listening,

543
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, he's here. Please introduced Jay Anthony Browny

544
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: Brown come on jay and keeping with the vein of easter,

545
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: why not do it Easter song that's gonna say it

546
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: all because it's the day we go crazy with what

547
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: we have to win. Hit it. I d wait till

548
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: they see me in this shoot out at the bottom

549
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: headed the tome of your soup. Soup, you ready you're

550
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: gonna kill them? Its a Sunday. I can't believe those

551
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: pruple suits that see the colors y'all yellow ride and

552
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 1: can't breen guy, old rain jacket is way too long.

553
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: You know your row where you get that plan from?

554
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: You got on hard and suck where your suit is blood.

555
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: Why the leader hasn't way that ugly? You must be blinding,

556
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: watch man. I didn't know See Lowe had a soul

557
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: when you listen, sign those pictures told me real soon.

558
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: Why the leader hasn't way in the ugly esus? You

559
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: must be blinding watch man. I didn't know See Lowe

560
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: had a soul when you get that listen, damn, listen

561
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: has today in that ugly east to sue and you

562
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: know the anymare laid that at the night before him

563
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: just gonna hurt him on it? Boy, I remember one

564
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 1: year man I got me a white suit. My mama

565
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: told me, boy that I don't want you to get

566
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: no white suit. I had paper out I get me.

567
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm getting the white suit. White suit. I only had

568
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 1: one pair of shoe they were black, so I wanted

569
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: a black shirt. I couldn't find the black shirt. Bought

570
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: a white shirt at a box of Rick Die and

571
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 1: died it. I died the shirt in church, got hot

572
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: to die, bleeding out the shirt in tar the suit.

573
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: Your mother told you, I'm sint have been here man,

574
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: with this cheapass shirt. I got sweating. It's leaking. The

575
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: die is leaking on tisuit. Man. I was so hurt.

576
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: Now my suit got there blotches on it. Man, you

577
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: know this way folk camoufla, I could not play at all.

578
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: It's all going down Easter. You're absolutely right man. All right,

579
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

580
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to Steven Show. All right.

581
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which means it's

582
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: time for the kids to give their Easter speeches. Here

583
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: are some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,

584
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. Hi,

585
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 1: little Tommy over there, and look at him over there,

586
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 1: high little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be

587
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: by little Jay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more

588
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: than just bunny Okay. Easter is more than just bunnies

589
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 1: and candy. Oh I got Boobooh okay, that didn't go well. Okay,

590
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: Now it's time for little Junior. Little Junior, he is

591
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: die here. He has risen just as he said. Hey, bye,

592
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: Hey daddy, Bobby, there's my other brother, is sister that

593
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: daddy told me not to tell you about. Hey, y'all,

594
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: I like going on besides the fact that he has asthma.

595
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: Um okay, we need to have a speech by it,

596
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: Little Tommy. Now come on up, Little Tommy. Here Competer

597
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: cottontail hopping down the bunny trail. Hey there, got mister Johnson.

598
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: Mister Johnson come over the house. Every day after that

599
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: had to go to work. Hey, mister Jackson, mister Jackson.

600
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, every everyone calmed down. Um uh, now

601
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 1: it's time for little Steve. Come on up, Little Steve, dude,

602
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: the many years ago on the cloths he died, Yes, hey, Daddy.

603
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: That's your boss, the one you call the big fast,

604
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: stupid bass. All right, oh um, okay, quite everyone, let's

605
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,439
Speaker 1: get back to little Jay. Come on, come on, little Jay,

606
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: your turn. Okay, okay, okay. He died, but on the

607
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 1: he died. He died, but he died, but on the

608
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: seventh day he rolled. Hey, that's the guy to give

609
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:10,760
Speaker 1: Daddy the little packs of sugar Daddy put in his podcast. Okay,

610
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: uh moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with our

611
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: Eastern program. It's time once again for little Junior. Little Junior,

612
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: he gave his life for us that we could be Hey,

613
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: that's the lay that comes out of the building that

614
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 1: has dances on it. And Daddy always give whole buddy

615
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 1: and says, this is for the baby. He um, little Tommy,

616
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: Little little Tommy, you have your speech writing now you're

617
00:41:52,200 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: heart call ears queen clean nos tiny hell, Hey, mommy

618
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: and Dad, that's the lady that's got a little boy

619
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: that looks just like me. Daddy. Now now now he

620
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: will ended right here with little Stevie. Okay, well we

621
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: show we ain't gonna ending with this one because Easter

622
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 1: is a day for dressing up. Hey, Dad, they're gonna

623
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: demand to give me five dollars to stay downstad to

624
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: play video game. Hey, Mit the Carter, thanks for the money.

625
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: They run out up another five next Friday. Okay, Daddy,

626
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: you don't know him. That's that's Met the Carter and

627
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why are you choking? Mit the Carter.

628
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: Happy Easter. That concludes our Easter program for to day

629
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen things. Everyone, come on, boys, my mama

630
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Speaker 1: fan All right. Up next guys, Tommy's prank phone call

631
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Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to coming up at the

632
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,879
Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after it's

633
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter forward today the subject how often should

634
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: you get a massage? That's a question? How often should

635
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: you get a massage? All right, all right, but right

636
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

637
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: What you got next? The shop lift? Let's go Hello. Yes,

638
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Tanya. Please, Hi, Tanya. My

639
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 1: name is Daniel from the head of store security. Here

640
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: at your job. Listen, I'm trying to see um. I'm

641
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: gonna have to I know today's your day off. I'm

642
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: looking at the schedule here it seems that you and

643
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: come back in until Saturday. I'm trying to see if

644
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: it's possible I can get you to come to the store.

645
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: There's a bit of a situation I want to discuss

646
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: with you. There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise

647
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: missing from the store. Yeah, it's about eighteen hundred dollars

648
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: worth of merchandise. And we definitely know that this is

649
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: a in house situation. This is not someone walking in shoplifting.

650
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: This is definitely an in house situation with employees who

651
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: have evidently been shoplifting from the store, taking things, and

652
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: we want to get down to the to the roots

653
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: of the problem. Well, ma'am, it's uh, it's been brought

654
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: to my attention that there's a possibility that you may

655
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: be part of this situation and a thief. I don't

656
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: still you don't call my house accusing me? Is still

657
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: I ain still listening from nobody. Okay, well, my hangar man.

658
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is just trying to trying

659
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: to say out and stole something and I stole them.

660
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: Say okay, wait just a second, now, do you have

661
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: a sister named Cynthia? Yeah? What about it. Well, now

662
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: it seems that here on some of the footage that

663
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: we have on camera, that it's a possibility that it

664
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: seems like your sister's actually wearing some of the merchandise

665
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 1: that we sell here in the store. Okay, just because

666
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: she wears something that we sell in the store, don't

667
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: mean that I stole it. Well, we don't see where

668
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: she's act. I've backed the footage up as far as

669
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: I could. I don't see any footage of where she

670
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: purchased this particular merchandise. And my assumption is maybe you

671
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: gave it to her. I gave her And just because

672
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: you don't see what somebody purchased it, don't mean that

673
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: it's been stolen. Okay, here's what I'm gonna I'm gonna

674
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 1: just get to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm

675
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: gonna have to do is this, if I can't get

676
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: you to come to the store, man. And matter of fact,

677
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,919
Speaker 1: here's another question for you before I go any further.

678
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: You have children at all, Tanya? Yeah, I got children.

679
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 1: Why do you is it possible? Because I'm missing a

680
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: lot of baby merchandise as well, and you know what,

681
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: you know what you're really cruising for this morning. Okay,

682
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: because you don't call somebody on the off day accusing

683
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: them of stealing. Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are

684
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: you coming into the office so I can talk with you.

685
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: I'm not coming know where on my off day. Well,

686
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: then what's gonna happen, Miss Tanya, is I'm gonna have

687
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: to actually come to your home, check your closet. I'm

688
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 1: gonna have to check your kids and see if they're

689
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: doing what check and see if they're wearing merchandise that

690
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: comes from this. Come to my house if you want to,

691
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: and they're gonna take your somebody here in the body back.

692
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: Excuse me. You heard what I said. You heard what

693
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: I said. You don't call nobody. I bust my death store.

694
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: I bust my to death store. You understand me. I

695
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 1: work hard for y'all. Okay, you you've been busting you,

696
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: You've been busting you car here excusing me of stealing

697
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: from nobody. I don't have to steal. That's why I

698
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: work all that. You understand. I think you've been busting

699
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: your butt. Taking stuff is what you've been doing. You've

700
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: been from nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.

701
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets things,

702
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 1: but it ain't no seaf you understand. And I'm checking

703
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,720
Speaker 1: your babies as well. And I'm making check my babies.

704
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: And see what happens. You put your heads on any

705
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 1: damn thing in here and see what happens. Okay, I

706
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: don't wanta have to drag your butt here. Oh you're

707
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: gonna drag somebody? Oh? Now you threatening me? I don't

708
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: want to drag of your house security guy. You tough

709
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: security guy. You like your job that much, you're willing

710
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: to die for that? Huh? Who said anything about me? Die?

711
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.

712
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you put people on the off days,

713
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,919
Speaker 1: you get hurt. Okay, I get a couple of damn days.

714
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 1: Oh and y'all gonna call me with this? So are

715
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: you threatening me? Now? I'm threatening you? Then you just

716
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: call and say you was coming over here. Yes, I

717
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: did bring you. I'm don't bring your security. I'm all,

718
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: don't let me tell you something. Okay, I get you.

719
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: I can have you brought up on charges. You know that,

720
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: bring me up on charges and see what happens. You

721
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: see if you get that first. I'm on my way

722
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: over there now to check you when your kids. You

723
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: understand me, I'm over here to check me and my

724
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: kids and see how they checked you. Somebody here, let

725
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: me tell you something. You got to tell me. You

726
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to tell me. You ain't got nothing.

727
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and tell me what you took?

728
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go light on you. I'll go like I'm

729
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: stupid or something. You don't sound like a damn food.

730
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me what you took? Took? I

731
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: bet you teaching your little kids over there how to

732
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:49,959
Speaker 1: steal too. Aren't you what what you teaching a kid? Hey? Hey, hey, hey,

733
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: now you hey, hey hey hey hey, don't call me

734
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: with this book on my all stage. Let me tell

735
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: you one mother, Are you listening to me? I want

736
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: my thing to say to you. You an't got nothing

737
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: else to say to me? Are you listening what this is?

738
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show, You just

739
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: got prank your sister sid to you? Okay? Okay? Are

740
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: you and that broad want to play games? Okay, y'all

741
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: want to play right, y'all got joke. Y'all got joke.

742
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: I got joke for both of y'all. I'm around here

743
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: taking care of her and all her ugly play with

744
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: me and my all day. All right. Tell you she

745
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: told me, she told me, she said that Timmy be

746
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: be pranking people. You can't nobody get me that on

747
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: crazy stuff that come to people. Don't know. Somebody calling

748
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: and tripping with this. She told me. You couldn't. You

749
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: thought you couldn't be got. That's all right, y'all got me.

750
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: It's a good well. I love you, Timmy. I got

751
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: some bug like all right, let me ask you one

752
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: month saying, what is the baddest radio show in the land.

753
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: Let's Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lift that goes out to

754
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: all the shoplifters out there. How's that? That's cool? Frank?

755
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: Then get shot out, They get shout out, some dedication

756
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: all your shoplifters out there, So soon later gonna get caught.

757
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 1: This goes out to you all, okay, wow, and there

758
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: it is. There you have it. Let me thank h Charlotte,

759
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: North Carolina again for coming out hanging out with your boy.

760
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: Five shows Soul out of Charlotte North Carolina. I thank you.

761
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: I thank y'all, thank you. Did I do it? Then? Yesla?

762
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: Did did I do it? Charlotte? Yes, I did, Yes,

763
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: I did. Ignorance at its best? Thank you? So Cady,

764
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: all right, see you next time. What's laying in? What's

765
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: on my list? Nicks? What's on your list? Yeah? You

766
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: know I have a list. I gotta go to work,

767
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: ready to love his back in stride again. I know

768
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: when it is Columbia, South Carolina, July, first Township Auditorial.

769
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. Friday, July, first Township Auditorial, Columbia,

770
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: South Carolina. Until then I would lay dormant with my

771
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: stupid and then I'll rise again stupid at his best. Yeah, dormant,

772
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: Yes I can. I can quiet my stupid. I can

773
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: do that us push hush on my stupid. Man yourself,

774
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: how Queen you said Queen's City was good? Show me man,

775
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: love came out to your boy and I gave it

776
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: to him, man, I gave it all to him Queen's City. Yes, Charlotte,

777
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: standing ovations in them shows that nephew was cold. Y'all

778
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: got to come seeing the nephew was cold. T come

779
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: ain't out with me. I give you ten minutes and

780
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: eat comedy club, baby show. I can show you so

781
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: come home. Thank you. Never coming up next Strawberry Letters.

782
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: Subject how often should you get a massage? We'll get

783
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve

784
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. Guys, and

785
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: if you need advice and relationships on sex, on dating,

786
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: on parenting, on work, and more, please please submit your

787
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com. I tried

788
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: to sound like you on that one, nephew, and click

789
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live

790
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one

791
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: right here, right now. Buckle up, hold on tight. We

792
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter. Okay, uh.

793
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: I gotta do a disclaimer on this one because it's

794
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: a little could be a little graphic, so if you

795
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: have young children in the car, parents, please be aware

796
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: of that. Okay, subject how often should you get a massage?

797
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a thirty year old man

798
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: and I love working out. I started a new very

799
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: intense workout routine last month and my trainer suggested that

800
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: I get a good deep tissue massage to get out

801
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: the kinks. So I scheduled a ninety minute deep tissue

802
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: massage with a massage therapist. It's an in home massage

803
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: service that came highly recommended by my trainer. A day later,

804
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: a female therapist showed up at my house and I

805
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: was surprised at how beautiful and in shape she was.

806
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: She sat up the massage table in the den and

807
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: I got on top of the table, faced down in

808
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: my underwear. She advised me to get totally undressed so

809
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 1: she could work every muscle, including my gloups. I was naked,

810
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: only covered by a sheet. As she carefully rubbed each

811
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: muscle in my body, she whispered for me to roll

812
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: over on my back. She worked done my neck and

813
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: my shoulders. Then she moved down to my legs and

814
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: leaned over to whisper, may I may I I shook.

815
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: I shook my head. This is my letter. I shook

816
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: my head. Yes, and this fine female therapist grabbed a

817
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: muscle that I normally don't get massaged. I lay there

818
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: quietly as yeah as she massaged it, and she even yeah,

819
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 1: she even went downtown. I was speechless. She even went downtown. Yeah, yeah,

820
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: well we can't read, but it means the same thing. Okay,

821
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: I was speechless, but I was praying that my wife

822
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:56,919
Speaker 1: didn't walk in. Yes I'm married, God, but yeah, but yeah, yes,

823
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm married. But there is no way I was going

824
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: to stay up this massage therapist because she handled me

825
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: way better than my wife ever has. Oh yeah, got up.

826
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: I tipped her well and she left. Now I'm not

827
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,720
Speaker 1: stupid enough to have an affair, but I really really

828
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: need to see her again. After all, my trainer did

829
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 1: tell me that I should get regular massages. There's got

830
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: to be some way I can justify this. Steve, I

831
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: need your advice, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Steve,

832
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: I need George. Yeah yeah, all right, I'm right. Why

833
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: are you answering the question? I'm I'm I'm about my

834
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: head and prayer. Okay. Yeah, he's saying he can't be

835
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: stupid enough to have an affair. But smart people have affairs. Okay,

836
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 1: And if you think you're smart, uh, you know, listen,

837
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,240
Speaker 1: smart people have affairs. How do you think affairs get started?

838
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: They get started in sometimes in these ways. Certainly massages

839
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: sometimes then repeat massages like you want to do. Come on,

840
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: married man, your trainer and this massus have quite a

841
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: hustle going on here, so please be careful. Never ever

842
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,800
Speaker 1: write her a check, because what you don't want is

843
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,280
Speaker 1: for your wife, who you stated in the letter, dummy,

844
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: very clearly, that it's not better. She's not better than

845
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: the masseuse at handling you. I mean, come on, what

846
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 1: if your wife comes in and catches you? Okay? Do

847
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 1: you think about these things? The other thing you have

848
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: to stop is letting this massus, this massage therapist come

849
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: into your home and massage you. There's no way you

850
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: can justify that continually. All right. Your wife could come

851
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: in and walk in on you at any time. What

852
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Then? Okay, you waited till the

853
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: very end of the letter to tell us you were married,

854
00:56:54,200 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: after you sucked us all in anyway, after hurried me.

855
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: Were all taught up in the letter. And then he

856
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: drops the bomb that he's married. All right, he needs

857
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: to stop this immediately, you know, especially at his home

858
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: he's gonna I mean, this is how affairs start. Right here.

859
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: The writing is something. Don't do it, don't do it,

860
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, I hear your prayers. I

861
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: hear your prayers. Make me proud for wud don't listen

862
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: to thank you, listen to me. Just thirty old man

863
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: loves working out. I don't. I work out just so

864
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: I don't look like certain people. I know. That's the

865
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: only reason I work out. If that was appeal that

866
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: could get this stomach off, I take it. I promise

867
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: you I would. I started a very intense workout routine

868
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: and trainer told you to get a deep tissue with shots,

869
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: get out to kings, scheduled a ninety minute one massage stairs,

870
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: was represmentded by your trainings and in the home therapist.

871
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: A day later, this woman show up at the doing

872
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: lord her mercy. She was fine, like scared. Wait a minute,

873
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: I am scared sharing because he's asking me for helping.

874
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing for his ass. She set up

875
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: the massage table into den God. I got on the table,

876
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: face down, well as you should, in your underwear as

877
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: you should. She advised me to get totally undressed so

878
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 1: she could work every muscle, including my glutes. Now let's

879
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: stop right there. First of all, we're in your house.

880
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: If a fine woman is in your house and tells

881
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:44,479
Speaker 1: you to take your draws off. We're in trouble, yeah,

882
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 1: because I can't get this massage without taking my draws off,

883
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: and she wanted to work every muscle, including my glutes.

884
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: That's this ass. Hold hold up. Once you touch my

885
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: ass with your head and I don't have draws on,

886
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: that is a action that come with that. I'm just

887
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 1: trying to tell you that we'll be back. Yeah, we will.

888
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: Well that first two of Steve's response coming up in

889
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour today's letter? How often should

890
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: you get a massage? We'll be back right after this.

891
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap

892
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter, which you are so mad about. It's

893
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 1: the subject her family's ghetto and she doesn't know. Tell me,

894
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm so damn what Most ghetto people don't know. They

895
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: get off called they from the ghetto. That's just where

896
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: they from, that's just where they live. Now, you sitting

897
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 1: have been here because both your parents got college degrees.

898
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: Work hard, you and your siblings you mad twenty great

899
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: woman two teenage. Both of y'all got degrees. You met

900
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: in college. But you can't stay in her family where

901
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: his family probably can't stay in you either, your blush

902
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 1: you ass coming over. See there, there are a lot

903
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: of they lack for a better turn. Hit them his

904
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 1: snobby ass sitting up in here. You don't like nothing

905
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: they do down there, So I'm gonna tell you about him.

906
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: I must admit that as the kids grew up, I

907
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: limited their access to my wife's side of family, but

908
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: I had to be careful not to film these peoplehood.

909
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: They have a cookout for everything. See, you think your

910
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: kids is well mannered and smart kids, but they don't

911
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: got no streets smarts you know what I mean in

912
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 1: stupid ass book smart people. I know Bill Gates ain't

913
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: got a college degree. Mark Zuckerberg ain't got a college degree.

914
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me show you. So let's get it

915
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: real to them. We're talking about college greed. Timmy got

916
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: a college degree? Oh my don't have a college degree. Now,

917
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 1: which one us you want your kids to be? You

918
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: want your kids Tommy got a college degree. I ain't

919
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: who you want your kids to be, probably neither one

920
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: of us. But if you had to pick one, what

921
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: you pick his stupid ass. That's all I'm as you

922
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: got a college degree, ain't got a damn brain in

923
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: his skull. So much for your little damn college degree.

924
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: They have a cookout for every occasion. They live on

925
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: the Stame Street in five or six mobile homes. They

926
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: always down the party, play cars and dre Damn it,

927
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? You got to do something. We've

928
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: been working all week. We got to have some fun.

929
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: We ain't got a whole lot of money, so we're

930
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: gonna play cars. That's what doesn't matter what your punk

931
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: ass kids. They don't know how to play stage. They

932
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: can't play dead Whiz, they don't know how to They

933
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: don't play tom they don't shoot dice. The little punk

934
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 1: ass kids gonna go off to college. Ain't gonna do

935
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: a damn thing. He gonna get the ass hustle. They're

936
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: gonna go in Time Square. Somebody gonna have a three

937
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: card model, the game set up. Take all your little

938
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 1: ignorant ass kids money. Somebody gonna have a share game

939
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: set up. Take all your kids money. Oh yeah, they're

940
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 1: gonna but they're gonna go visit everybody go to Times Square.

941
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: Your little kids gonna come back broke. The kids are

942
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: always a part of the festivities. Your kids probably need

943
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: to learn how to play tongue. I hell, you grow

944
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,439
Speaker 1: up and don't know how to play tongue, You can't

945
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 1: shoot no damn pool. My wife want our children to

946
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: get they know their cousins because your wife is right,

947
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: because she know you ain't taught them a damn thing

948
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: set up here and taught them all that book knowledge

949
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: and all that they they're just getting their ass whipped

950
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: every time they go to the playground. What I'm telling

951
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: you what it sounds, this is what I'm reading in

952
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: the letter. I'm reading all this in the letter. Your

953
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: wife want them to know their cousins because they damn

954
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: dad is soft. They didn't last long cast the hood cousins.

955
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: They want them to come over and could start teasing

956
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: your children about the way they speaking, how they can themselves.

957
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: Ain't the last time they're gonna hit this. The hood

958
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: cousins was getting them ready for life. Why are you

959
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: mad because they're sitting up in here and not not

960
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: not honoring the value of these hood cousins. It's good

961
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: in the hood. You need to let these hood tease

962
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 1: your kids about the way they speak. They probably speak

963
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: real probably just like yours. One of my sons. We

964
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 1: graduated from high school. My wife got a party playing.

965
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: She want to invite her in time party to the

966
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: P five family to the party that's in our community

967
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 1: center in our neighborhood. Oh oh, I see you live

968
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: in a complex that's got a community center. Oh now

969
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna oh you scared the hood. People gonna come

970
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 1: over that starts squimming with all his clothes on and

971
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 1: stuff like that, Gonna bring up grill out there, because

972
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: you know, we travel with grills in our car. I

973
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 1: had a grill in my car till I was thirty

974
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: four years old. Sorry to mention, Yeah, kempa grill in

975
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: my car, charcoal, light of fluid too, and a fishing rod.

976
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, hey, never know when I run across the lake,

977
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: I need something need. I was homeless, I ain't on

978
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 1: time to do them this punk ass letter, and he

979
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,520
Speaker 1: was sitting up in here. I politely remind her how

980
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,919
Speaker 1: much of fiasco it'll be if I invite them people

981
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: over that, But she did sit on having her family included.

982
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: I can imagine the dice game jumping off by the

983
01:03:54,120 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: pool if they uncle come who don't like to shoot dice? Hell, No,

984
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: I know you ain't say we can't shoot dice. We

985
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 1: can't shoot dice. We at the swimming pool. Black people

986
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: don't swim, So what they gonna do. Your uncle can't swim.

987
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 1: He got some dice were standing around. We ain't do it,

988
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 1: and then you hold on shut we're shooting dice. I

989
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: don't want to be disrespectful. I need to put my

990
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 1: foot down. You can kick the dice. Put your foot down.

991
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 1: If they roll you kick it forward, hit point. You

992
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 1: can kick the dice. Get a rethrow, baby, I need

993
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: to make Why can I make this party work? Your

994
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 1: ass don't go now what you want to ask? So

995
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: you're rolling around with a fishing pole because you get hungry.

996
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 1: So you'll go get some fish and then catch it

997
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: and bring it back and cook it on the grill

998
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 1: that's in your car. No, I take it up to

999
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: the rest area because they got the cassine grills already

1000
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: dug into the ground. We threw parties my brother. My

1001
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: brother still got card parties. That here's how when my

1002
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 1: older brother died, we stopped for six months because we

1003
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: was morning. But we're back now. Thank you comment. So

1004
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 1: Today's serry letters on Instagram and Facebook. You're listening show,

1005
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 1: all right, So Steve is here of course with things

1006
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:24,439
Speaker 1: you'll see on Easter Sunday. I've been going to church

1007
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,439
Speaker 1: a lot of years on Easter and it's the most

1008
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 1: fascinating time for me because you see stuff at the

1009
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 1: church that you really shouldn't see, like people in lime

1010
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: green should not be in lime green for I mean,

1011
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: it's shocking at a little bit of lime goes a

1012
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: long way. Yeah, just a little bit. You've got that

1013
01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: little baby, beautiful black baby walking around with that day

1014
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 1: glow lemon yellow dress on yellow. You're gonna see colors

1015
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 1: that you did not know existence. I mean, you just

1016
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 1: what is that air polish? What is that air polish? Yeah,

1017
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: that's when you be going what is that? That's a

1018
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:31,479
Speaker 1: ranger tang, a ranger tan. You just don't know what's

1019
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: going on. You're gonna see little boys with nickers on

1020
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 1: because they mama thought it was cute. Yeah, a little

1021
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 1: boy can't go around the rest of them boys pans

1022
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 1: what you appeal grim, here's some mess. You're gonna see

1023
01:06:55,560 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 1: way way too many Brits in this baby. It's just

1024
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: way too minute. Damn barretts in this baby head baby

1025
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 1: walk around just clacking her head heavy. She cried. Here's

1026
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: something you're gonna see in somebody's house. What that's just

1027
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: too much damn pineapple on that head. This damn the

1028
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 1: hell man. You can't see the hell trying to disguise

1029
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 1: this dry ass hand. You're gonna see Easter Bunny in

1030
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:52,919
Speaker 1: street shoot because you know in the hood, you don't

1031
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 1: have the money for the feet to you don't have

1032
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: the bunny for entire You're just up in here with

1033
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: some black tom Can street shoes. He got some flow

1034
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 1: shans on ballance no flower, no street shoo flows. You're

1035
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 1: gonna see a fat man with a too small jacket

1036
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 1: on and a little man with a two big yeah, yeah,

1037
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 1: I always see that coming up. More of the Steve

1038
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steven Show.

1039
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 1: All right, it is time for comedy roulette. Jay help

1040
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:41,080
Speaker 1: us out a little bit here here. It is very simple.

1041
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 1: We take three subjects, We put those subjects on the wheel.

1042
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: We spun the wheel, which stop. We make it funny,

1043
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:52,719
Speaker 1: do it, set it up, let's do it. Things people

1044
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:56,639
Speaker 1: say when their clothes don't fit anymore, Okay, things people

1045
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: say when their clothes don't fit anymore. Things people say

1046
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 1: when you bring up something they did wrong to you.

1047
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 1: And then things people say when they've been to a

1048
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:12,759
Speaker 1: bad house party. Okay, you got it. Okay, now spend

1049
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:24,640
Speaker 1: the wheel part the house party by still. But I

1050
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be that all right. Things people

1051
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:31,839
Speaker 1: say when you bring up something they did wrong to you. Okay,

1052
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 1: got it, guys, Oh here we go. People say, okay,

1053
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 1: we're still talking about that man that happened in the

1054
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 1: third damn grade. Can't you let that go? You are

1055
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:51,880
Speaker 1: sixty eight years old, now, damn here y'all if you

1056
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 1: can say when you bring up something did wrong to you, okay,

1057
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:57,840
Speaker 1: first off, it wasn't a lot of money. Okay, first off,

1058
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: it was only a hundred dollars. Okay, god, dog man

1059
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:08,920
Speaker 1: tell everybody. Things people say when they bring up something

1060
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 1: that they did wrong. You a dog. Okay, I ain't

1061
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 1: know that was your mama. I thought I thought that

1062
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 1: was your suster dog. Okay, that's a big dear, friends,

1063
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: I didn't know was your mama. I thought it was

1064
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 1: just okay, I'm just I'm just all right. Things people

1065
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 1: say when you bring up something they did wrong to you.

1066
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:34,680
Speaker 1: Things people say when you bring up something that they

1067
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 1: did wrong to you. Okay, man, but I don't ask

1068
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: you for nothing else exactly what they say, yeah, from you.

1069
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm telling you on my borrow. Listen about that, all right.

1070
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: Things people say when you bring up something that they

1071
01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:01,479
Speaker 1: did to you. I just got my damn inside. I

1072
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 1: swear to God in real time, real on, it was

1073
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 1: safe when you bring up something they did wrong you. Look, man,

1074
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 1: I know I wrecked your car, but damn I couldn't see. Hell,

1075
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, I got it. Come on, jack.

1076
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 1: The people say, when you bring up something that they

1077
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 1: did to you, yeah, it ain't like you ain't got

1078
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 1: no money. I mean, damn, when you bring up something

1079
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 1: that they did wrong. Who you? Hey man, look dog,

1080
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:46,800
Speaker 1: you know I mean we can't work none of this side.

1081
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, doctor, Avery, time I talk you always

1082
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 1: by this ill. You know what I'm saying. It's about

1083
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:58,559
Speaker 1: this hell, dog, Oh, it's always by this ill. Don't

1084
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 1: come on, I'm on plame. Things people say when you

1085
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 1: bring up something that they did wrong to you. Damn, man,

1086
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep talking about that when you got another eye?

1087
01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:28,759
Speaker 1: Put your eye out time I see you. You gotta blinger.

1088
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:33,640
Speaker 1: I put your out. No, damn, he wint at me,

1089
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,880
Speaker 1: wing at me, trying to make me feel bad. You're

1090
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:41,519
Speaker 1: ba all right. We have time for one more. One more.

1091
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: That's it. Let me hear, let me hear he dog okay, yep, okay,

1092
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:53,120
Speaker 1: hes pregnant from me, but she married to you. I mean,

1093
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 1: but you got to go on on work this eye?

1094
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 1: Do you got you? You come on, dog, come on,

1095
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: dog thing. You need to do the right thing, man,

1096
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:07,639
Speaker 1: do the right thing. All right. That's comedy roulette. We'll

1097
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,040
Speaker 1: have more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up

1098
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,599
Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after the hour A good one Guy

1099
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:18,840
Speaker 1: based to be a Christian. You're listening to the Steve

1100
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. We're talking about the Great Resignation. How

1101
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 1: a lot of people around the country are quitting their

1102
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 1: jobs and uh, you know, they're unhappy with their with

1103
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 1: their employment, so they're looking for other jobs. And experts say,

1104
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 1: you should talk to your boss, don't get emotional, ask

1105
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,679
Speaker 1: for a raise, asked to work from home, talk about

1106
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:43,720
Speaker 1: stress and pinpoint just what you're dissatisfied about at your job.

1107
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: So the nephew wanted to ask you, Steve some questions.

1108
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:50,320
Speaker 1: He wants to talk to you about. You. Got one

1109
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,440
Speaker 1: damn minute we can sit down and have a conversation.

1110
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:55,639
Speaker 1: That's how you ask why. No, it's fine, it's fine.

1111
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:59,000
Speaker 1: Don't get emotional. That's the first trying not to get emotional.

1112
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,720
Speaker 1: I've been on this radio twenty more hears with you.

1113
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna gonna say. I'm just gonna gonna saying

1114
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 1: I think I deserve another extra two hundred and fifty

1115
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,880
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. So how the hell are we gonna do this? Yeah,

1116
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,479
Speaker 1: where you won't see year twenty one in this moment that.

1117
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 1: Don't get emotional. Talk to your boss. Yeah, I'm talking

1118
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:32,160
Speaker 1: to him. I'm talking back ten point your dissatisfaction. I've

1119
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,200
Speaker 1: been stupid on hill for twenty damn y'll doing the best,

1120
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:37,680
Speaker 1: the best you fitity in the world. The least you

1121
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 1: can do is give me an extra two fifty on

1122
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:43,000
Speaker 1: this damn show. Hell, I can do far leash than that.

1123
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 1: If you're looking for least, I can do way leash

1124
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 1: than that. This is not working well, are right now

1125
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,880
Speaker 1: coming up? In thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll

1126
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 1: do a round of would you rather right after this?

1127
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:06,120
Speaker 1: You're fired? Tommy. You're listening to Harpy Morning Show. All right, Steve,

1128
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:11,639
Speaker 1: he's here. Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown to Brown, come on, Jay,

1129
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,880
Speaker 1: and keeping with the vein of easter, why not do

1130
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,559
Speaker 1: it Easter song because it's the day we go crazy

1131
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: with what we have to win. Hit it draw send,

1132
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 1: So wait till they see me in this shoot that

1133
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:33,759
Speaker 1: at the bottom headed the Tommy, your soup, the soup

1134
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:39,560
Speaker 1: you ready you're gonna kill him? Hiss a Sunday. I

1135
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:46,760
Speaker 1: can't believe the couple suits that see the colors Ya

1136
01:15:47,439 --> 01:15:55,800
Speaker 1: yellow and f can greens, Guy old and gray one

1137
01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:05,360
Speaker 1: Please jacket is Wayne alone? But didn't you know your wrong?

1138
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:10,880
Speaker 1: Where you get that plan to flow? You got on

1139
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:16,719
Speaker 1: ar sack for your suit is blood while your leader

1140
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 1: hasn't way getting the leason. You must be blooded, watch man.

1141
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:27,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know see Loo had a soul. When you

1142
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:35,599
Speaker 1: listen signals pictures told me real soon while your leader

1143
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:42,080
Speaker 1: hasn't way in the fog leaesuson, you must be blooding

1144
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:46,160
Speaker 1: watch man. I didn't know see Loo had a soul.

1145
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:59,280
Speaker 1: When you get that, listen, damn listen. Rob has today

1146
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 1: not ugly, eased to see and you know the lay

1147
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:11,599
Speaker 1: that out the night before. The killer just gonna hurt

1148
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,080
Speaker 1: him on it. Boy. I remember one year, man, I

1149
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:19,439
Speaker 1: got Neil white suit. My mama told me, boy that

1150
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:22,680
Speaker 1: I don't want you get no white suit. I had

1151
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,080
Speaker 1: paper out I give me. I'm getting the white suit.

1152
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,760
Speaker 1: White suit. I only had one pair of shoe they

1153
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 1: was black, so I wanted a black shirt. Couldn't find

1154
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: a black shirt. Bought a white shirt at a box

1155
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:38,599
Speaker 1: of Rick Die and died it. I died this shirt

1156
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:44,280
Speaker 1: in church, got hot to die, bleed, not the shirt

1157
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:50,640
Speaker 1: into the suit. Your mother told you. I'm since have

1158
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:54,000
Speaker 1: been here, man, with this cheap as shirt. I got sweating.

1159
01:17:54,920 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 1: It's leaking. To die is leaking onto the suit. I

1160
01:18:00,479 --> 01:18:02,919
Speaker 1: was so hurt. Now my suit got these great blotches

1161
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:07,719
Speaker 1: on it. O man, all right, coming up, it's Steve

1162
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,519
Speaker 1: Harvey and his closing remarks. You don't want to miss it.

1163
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:16,400
Speaker 1: At forty nine after the hour, you're listening to Steve,

1164
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 1: we're here at the last break of the day. Just

1165
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:21,800
Speaker 1: one more thing. You're closing remarks, What do you have

1166
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:25,679
Speaker 1: for us today to take us into the weekend? Steve well,

1167
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,880
Speaker 1: I think I should talk about dreams because it's such

1168
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:37,680
Speaker 1: a major component to your success. Dreams are such an

1169
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 1: important component to success. You can't underplay dreams. See, let

1170
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:51,639
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Education is necessary for certain fields

1171
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:55,879
Speaker 1: and professions. You want to be a doctor, a lawyer,

1172
01:18:57,080 --> 01:19:03,920
Speaker 1: a dentist, a pilot, a scientist, a teacher. Education is

1173
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 1: so necessary for many professions in this world. But there

1174
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:14,800
Speaker 1: is nothing, and I repeat, there is nothing more important

1175
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 1: than your dreams. Your dreams have value. Your dreams wake

1176
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:25,519
Speaker 1: you up in the morning. The dreams give you hope.

1177
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:29,280
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not saying education doesn't do that. But

1178
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:32,720
Speaker 1: education don't wake you up in the morning. It's what

1179
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:36,800
Speaker 1: you dream and hope of becoming with the education that

1180
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:40,920
Speaker 1: wakes you up. It is your dream that causes you

1181
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,720
Speaker 1: to even get an education. If you want to fly

1182
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:50,040
Speaker 1: a plane and that's your dream, your dream will cause

1183
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:54,679
Speaker 1: you to do the things necessary to accomplish the dream.

1184
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,560
Speaker 1: That's why I tell people educators in all, if we

1185
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:02,120
Speaker 1: spent more time talking to our children in our school

1186
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 1: system about their dreams and visions, we could reduce the

1187
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 1: dropout rate. But what we're doing is we keep talking

1188
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 1: to kids about the education, and we're not talking about

1189
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:16,080
Speaker 1: the kids for the reason for the education. You gotta

1190
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:19,120
Speaker 1: get your education, because you gotta finish school. Finish school

1191
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: for what we have. Got to take time out to

1192
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,040
Speaker 1: talk about their dreams and visions. I tell parents all

1193
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:28,479
Speaker 1: the time. If you're not talking to your kids about

1194
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:34,240
Speaker 1: dreams every ninety days, that's a mistake. Man, that's a

1195
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 1: mistake because young people change more often than you think.

1196
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:42,760
Speaker 1: But if you're not revamping your dreams every ninety days

1197
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,960
Speaker 1: as an adult, you're making a mistake because guess what

1198
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:49,600
Speaker 1: you change also now you know may not change as

1199
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 1: often as your children because you become a little bit

1200
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:55,200
Speaker 1: more subtle when you're older. But you've got to refurbish

1201
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:57,479
Speaker 1: these dreams. You gotta dust them off. You gotta keep

1202
01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:00,880
Speaker 1: reminding yourself or what the purpose is, because the dream

1203
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:04,400
Speaker 1: provides purpose. You wake up in the morning because of

1204
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:08,640
Speaker 1: what you dream to be. You get excited when the lawnclock,

1205
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 1: get our goals off because of what you dream to be. Man,

1206
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: don't let nobody fool you. Now, listen to me. I'm

1207
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,639
Speaker 1: gonna say this again. Education is important and it's critical

1208
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 1: to certain things in life, but you can actually make

1209
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 1: it in this world without one. Now, do you need

1210
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,879
Speaker 1: to have some basics under your belt? I strongly suggest

1211
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:32,560
Speaker 1: you do. And I'm not saying at all that you

1212
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 1: don't need school, because you do. School offers you a

1213
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:40,120
Speaker 1: way to become well rounded. That's the thing that school

1214
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:43,040
Speaker 1: does for you, a great deal. It not only educates you,

1215
01:21:43,439 --> 01:21:46,040
Speaker 1: It gives you social skills. It teaches you how to

1216
01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:48,960
Speaker 1: be well rounded. It teaches you now to adapt. It

1217
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:52,559
Speaker 1: teaches you the tool of memorization. So I'm not knocking

1218
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,800
Speaker 1: it at all. But what I am saying to you,

1219
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,320
Speaker 1: if you are like me in any way and you're

1220
01:21:57,360 --> 01:22:00,960
Speaker 1: just not a school person, what you gonna do? You

1221
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:05,720
Speaker 1: can still be something. If you've blown your education opportunity

1222
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:08,760
Speaker 1: in life, you can still be something. If you just

1223
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:11,519
Speaker 1: don't feel like you can do school again, you can

1224
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,639
Speaker 1: still be something. Because the scripture says a man without

1225
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:18,679
Speaker 1: a dream or vision shall perish. I'm old the Bible

1226
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:21,640
Speaker 1: inside out. I don't know it. I didn't go to

1227
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:25,880
Speaker 1: theology school anything, so I can't quote it like people

1228
01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 1: can oftentimes. But I don't really don't recall ever going

1229
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: to Sunday School or any service I've ever been to

1230
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:39,120
Speaker 1: and read a scripture about how necessary your education was.

1231
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:43,840
Speaker 1: But I have seen repeatedly that a man without a

1232
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 1: dream or vision shall perish. See the reason you'll die

1233
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:50,559
Speaker 1: without the dream of the vision, because without the dream

1234
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 1: of the vision, you'll give up hope. You've heard so

1235
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:59,200
Speaker 1: many people say, keep hope alive because it's necessary. The

1236
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:04,200
Speaker 1: dream vision. What you see for yourself, your hope for tomorrow,

1237
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:08,240
Speaker 1: that impossible thing that nobody else can see except you,

1238
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:12,000
Speaker 1: that thing that floats around in your imagination, that keeps

1239
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:15,200
Speaker 1: pushing you to make you think that's something out there

1240
01:23:16,439 --> 01:23:18,760
Speaker 1: other than this. For me, if you wake up in

1241
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:21,760
Speaker 1: the morning and you keep saying yourself mad, that's got

1242
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:24,360
Speaker 1: to be more to my life than this. That's cause

1243
01:23:24,439 --> 01:23:29,519
Speaker 1: it is. That's because it is. Your visions and dreams

1244
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,559
Speaker 1: are out there. And let me tell you something else.

1245
01:23:34,439 --> 01:23:38,479
Speaker 1: You got to make your dreams and visions so big,

1246
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:44,040
Speaker 1: so big that it causes you to overcome all of

1247
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:47,040
Speaker 1: your fears. See, the fear of failure is the number

1248
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:49,200
Speaker 1: one cause of failure in this country, because people are

1249
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:52,320
Speaker 1: afraid to fail. But you have to have dreams and

1250
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 1: visions so big that it just overcomes all of your fears.

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Speaker 1: You've got to want something so big, so dynamic to

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Speaker 1: happen in your life. Man, that you've got to make

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Speaker 1: this happen, and the fear is secondary to all of it,

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Speaker 1: and it will cause you to push through. You've got

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Speaker 1: to dream of something so outstanding that an order for

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Speaker 1: it to have to in order for it to happen,

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Speaker 1: you absolutely have to have God's help. If you're dreaming

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Speaker 1: of only stuff that you can accomplish yourself, I got

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Speaker 1: news for you. You ain't dreaming big enough. Start dreaming big.

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Speaker 1: Increase your dreams. They would change your life. It would

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Speaker 1: change your perspective, It would cause your hope to grow.

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Speaker 1: All right, those are my closing remarks. All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah y'all have ado with hey, And can

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Speaker 1: I say, have a great weekend? Yes you can finally Yeah.

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