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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back o arm.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speaker, Texas seventy eight, five nine two says I

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Speaker 2: convinced my kids that the red triangle button on the

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Speaker 2: car dashboard is for the ejector seats, and anytime they

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Speaker 2: get out of line, I threatened to press it and

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Speaker 2: eject them out of the vehicle.

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Speaker 3: Why didn't I think of that?

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Speaker 4: When it starts to blink it's warming.

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Speaker 2: Up, they immediately lock it up every time.

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Speaker 4: So funny, it's funny.

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Speaker 2: We have a red button in our studio here that

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Speaker 2: I think changes people's voices.

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Speaker 3: It's no, it's the voice changing button.

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Speaker 2: Or does it launch some sort of secret government weapon

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Speaker 2: off the roof of our building.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I push it every time.

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Speaker 2: During this segment, the mass speaker, and we have a

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Speaker 2: woman ready to change her voice and confess to something

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Speaker 2: juicy today. She's chosen to go by Terra as her

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Speaker 2: fake name. So, Hara, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so I've pushed the red button. Voice changer

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Speaker 4: is on.

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Speaker 2: Our enemies are vanquished, and you are the mass speaker,

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Speaker 2: So whenever you're ready, let's say your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's still nerve wreaking. Growing up, I had two

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Speaker 1: aunts on my mom's side, and my aunt just did

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Speaker 1: not get along with each other for as long as

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Speaker 1: I can remember.

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Speaker 5: So they were sisters, yes, okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: So your mom's sisters don't get along.

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Speaker 1: No. Apparently, ever since they were little kids, they always

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Speaker 1: faw always got under each other's skin. During Christmas, we

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Speaker 1: could only have one aunt over in our house at

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Speaker 1: a time.

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Speaker 3: I'm guess your mom's a middle child. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean, because the mom.

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Speaker 5: Is the one that's friends with both of them still

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Speaker 5: and trying to keep the peace.

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Speaker 4: What a position for her to be in, though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's always suck in the middle. For one year,

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Speaker 1: we'll call her Aunt Number one comes by drops off

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Speaker 1: from Christmas card as a gift for my other aunt's

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Speaker 1: kids for my mom to get to them.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so she's.

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Speaker 5: Still trying to be a good auntie to say thee.

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Speaker 4: To your cousins.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. It's not the kids ball, right. So my mom

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Speaker 1: was in charge of passing the gift between the cousins

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Speaker 1: and at the time, I was about ten years old

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Speaker 1: and I knew a number one. She always gave cash

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Speaker 1: up the gift every Christmas.

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Speaker 3: She was the favorite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like twenty bucks. That was a lot for.

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Speaker 2: My aunt always gave us Borders gift cards.

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Speaker 3: I forgot about borders.

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Speaker 4: Borders they were up.

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Speaker 3: Against Barnes and Noble.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, served Starbucks, they served through those right in the garbage.

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Speaker 4: Every time she gave me those.

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Speaker 3: God, jess what that's a lovely gift? Is it?

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Speaker 4: So giving me homework? Basically?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: But no, it's nice that your aunt gave you guys money.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate that. Yeah, I appreciate that. Don't tell him

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Speaker 4: you went to borders.

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Speaker 3: You like reading.

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Speaker 4: I will push the red button again. Yeah, don't you

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Speaker 4: make him banquet.

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Speaker 3: More games there?

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Speaker 1: I mean, sorry to me, being the little brat that

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Speaker 1: I was. I secretly opened the cards so carefully, and

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Speaker 1: I soole all of the money out of them, and

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Speaker 1: then I glue them backshot. You would never know.

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Speaker 5: So you're making Aunt number one even more hated by

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Speaker 5: the elder sister.

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Speaker 1: I'm just digging her vaper here. So Christmas Day comes around,

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Speaker 1: my cousins open up their gifts from Aunt number one

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Speaker 1: and find there's no money inside.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, it's like and then she opens the gift

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Speaker 5: from Aunt number one right in front of them.

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Speaker 1: No, yes, I opened mind and it had money. It

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Speaker 1: is oh god, choosing you're the favorite.

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Speaker 5: She's still laughing your Yeah that is were there tears?

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Speaker 3: Like what was the reaction from the family.

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Speaker 1: The kids were just like whoa, that's lame. You know,

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Speaker 1: they were just a cool card. They would just kind

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Speaker 1: of throw it over and the next yeah, number two

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Speaker 1: gets super pissed. Yeah, called number one to accuse her

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Speaker 1: of being a branch and not getting her children that

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Speaker 1: Christmas gift.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, already have this happening in front of the family.

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Speaker 3: But Aunt number.

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Speaker 5: One is going to out you, right, She's gonna say,

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Speaker 5: I put the money in there.

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Speaker 1: Oh man. Honestly, guys like day like they know.

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Speaker 5: So like number two is just saying you're you're lying.

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Speaker 4: And number one is like, no, there's money in there.

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Speaker 4: They're like, we just opened it.

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Speaker 2: There's no money like that, Like, how do you get

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Speaker 2: a resolution there?

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Speaker 5: You had a chance to come clean and try to

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Speaker 5: bring the family together, because what everybody needs is a

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Speaker 5: common enemy, and maybe you could have been it.

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Speaker 1: I think quiet no you did. Aunt number two have

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Speaker 1: been like for a small fee, I'll keep this whole thing.

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Speaker 5: Que do you remember what you even bought with the

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Speaker 5: money you stole?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Useless? Right, Yes, of course I remember. I got

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Speaker 1: myself a Barbie.

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Speaker 2: Car well worth it melfish that wor What was the

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Speaker 2: relationship like with your family and your aunts after that?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they didn't speak to each other for

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Speaker 1: seven years. I never mentioned seven years.

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Speaker 3: I guess it's easy not to bring it up since

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Speaker 3: nobody's talking.

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Speaker 4: To each other.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Wowan, I think what you need to do is

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Speaker 5: you need to send anonymous cards to both of them

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Speaker 5: with the twenty bucks in it. Yeah, I say it's.

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Speaker 3: Finally been found.

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Speaker 2: Oh blame it on one of your siblings.

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Speaker 4: This is christ I took the money.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's so late to come clean.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, never too late, Never too late to be honest.

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Speaker 4: Just keep waiting and people will pass away.

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Speaker 1: That's dark.

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Speaker 4: Live your whole life, but still Barbie convertible, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, yeah, nobody had those.

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Speaker 4: Jeff Texan seven eight five nine two.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 2: our next mass speaker. We fell tabs coming up right

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Speaker 2: after this, Brook

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Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the morning,