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Speaker 1: that shirt? Donald? You really like mad? No question? Do

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Speaker 1: us about the shirt, Donald, I'm a huge fan of fighting.

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Speaker 1: this store super rare, a shout out super Rare. They

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Speaker 1: if you're into fighting. If you're into fighting, go to

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Speaker 1: Donald's favorite store, Super Rare. Did you guys, Daniel and

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Speaker 1: Joel watch us make the Apple teens? Was a huge

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Speaker 1: flying Really. We obviously didn't see them because my mean,

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing about that. I know that a lot

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Speaker 1: and just the Hershey's kisses. You know. They kept saying

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Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's Real Friends flattered. What can I say? Listen

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Speaker 1: many questions, including we're gonna get to how many socks

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Speaker 1: with him because you know, we were talking about scrubs

426
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Speaker 1: obviously and other stuff, and I go, I gotta to

427
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Speaker 1: ask you, just in Layman's terms, how does how does

428
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Speaker 1: a hard transplant work? I just can't get my head

429
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Speaker 1: around the heart is still beating, Like, just can you say,

430
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,880
Speaker 1: like in Layman's terms, like how you do that? He goes, well, yeah,

431
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Speaker 1: after the motorcycle accident, we we harvest the heart. I'm like, wait, wait,

432
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: so down what do you mean? He goes, oh, yeah,

433
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 1: we call them donor bikes because they're usually men and

434
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 1: they're young, and it's a great heart. That's where we

435
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: get most of the hearts. And I'm like, oh, I

436
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: was like donor bikes, hoy fuck. So yeah, but you

437
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: still ride? I do, but I'm very conservative. I don't

438
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,439
Speaker 1: go on the freeways, I don't ride at night. I

439
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 1: don't ride even if I've had a sip of alcohol.

440
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's all about risk management. Of course,

441
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 1: it's still dangerous, but I'm very, very conservative with it.

442
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 1: But you also fly planes, though, do you fly single

443
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 1: engine planes? Are double engine planes. I'm not the current now,

444
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 1: so I haven't flown in wild. But when I was

445
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: into it and owned a plane, I was flying by

446
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:51,160
Speaker 1: myself four Ceedars, single engine planes. Siious. Yeah, all right,

447
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 1: that's equally as dangerous. Yeah, it's so dangerous. I had

448
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 1: a few moments up there alone like, oh shit, this

449
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Speaker 1: might be the moment, did you really well? Yeah, I

450
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 1: had a few times where the turbulence was really throwing

451
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,439
Speaker 1: me around and I didn't think that I was going

452
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: to crash or anything, but it was really scary. And

453
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 1: air traffic controller had said to me, like, you know,

454
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 1: so I started ascend and I he had said to me, hey,

455
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Speaker 1: let me know when you're gonna descend, and I just

456
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 1: did it without talking to him because it was a

457
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: little hairy, and he kind of barked at me like, hey, hey,

458
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Speaker 1: I thought, I you know, I told you to tell

459
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 1: me when you're gonna start descending, And I'm like, yeah,

460
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: I'm getting rattled around up here a little bit. I'm

461
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: doing my best. And then he was I've happened to

462
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: find a guy who was who was nice and understood,

463
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,479
Speaker 1: because sometimes they don't even give a fuck. They're just like,

464
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: you know, obviously it's a hard job. They're trying to

465
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Speaker 1: keep everybody safe. But yeah, I had a handful of

466
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: times where I was I was felt a little oh

467
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: shitty about no man, like, oh shit, Well, if you

468
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 1: have a two engine plane, if one of the engine

469
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: goes out, you still have the other engine. Yeah, I

470
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: think it's very hard to but it's very hard to fly. Uh.

471
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: You know, some some aviation enthusiasts will say the second

472
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Speaker 1: engine only flies you to the crash site because it's

473
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 1: because it because you can imagine with what that's gonna

474
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: do too, as you have to compensate for one engine.

475
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: It's very tricky to fly on what I mean, Yeah,

476
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: ideally that that that can that can save your life.

477
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: But you have to be a darn good pilot to

478
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Speaker 1: fly with one engine on one wing with the other one.

479
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Speaker 1: How But let me talk about Rob mash you. Yeah,

480
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Speaker 1: let's talk about Rob Mashing the show. Donald, Do you

481
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Speaker 1: want Rob I don't even if you listen to this program, Donald,

482
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Speaker 1: I listened to it while I work out, all right

483
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Speaker 1: on the beach. Yeah, to put my glasses on for

484
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Speaker 1: a minute, just to see what you guys look like. Yeah,

485
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Speaker 1: this is what I look like. It looks good. You

486
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Speaker 1: guys both look good. That's Daniel and Joel. I can't

487
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Speaker 1: see you. I want to see all right, Donald, will

488
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Speaker 1: you do the famous America's favorite forty seven? A second

489
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Speaker 1: summary of our episode and you're ready, Yes, if you

490
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Speaker 1: want to loosen up your lips. Mommy made me match

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Speaker 1: my m and na the tongue the tongue. Here we

492
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Speaker 1: go and on your marks, get sets go. Doctor Cox

493
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: is up for promotion. He wants his work to speak

494
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: for itself, but isn't sure he'll get the over the

495
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: hump without the help of Jordan. Carla jumps at the

496
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Speaker 1: opportunity to work with Turk and the O R, thinking

497
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Speaker 1: that two of them together will make a dynamic duo.

498
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: Turk's not so sure about that. Elliott and Shawn's relationship

499
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: is threatened by Sean's new job, and j D is

500
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: in desperate need of Doctor Cox's signature. Money makes you

501
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: do Things, Things you're not proud of things that hurt people,

502
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: things that frustrate you so bad that it causes relationship issues.

503
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: But it's also it also motivates. The hustle is powered

504
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Speaker 1: by money. Some field. Money solves all problems, and it's

505
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: true you can do a lot with money, but you

506
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: can't buy happiness. Yes, forty six seconds, very nicely, well

507
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Speaker 1: said snaps. By the way, Joell, I've been snapping because

508
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Speaker 1: of you. I k oh, yeah, it's nice. It's a

509
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Speaker 1: jazzy fielding. I like it clapping. I snapped like Joel, Like,

510
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: this episode was weird because it took me like, it

511
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 1: took me a while. I had to sit and think

512
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: about it. What is this episode about? What is everybody's

513
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: motivation in this episode? And everybody's motivation in this episode

514
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: is a better way of life with money? You know

515
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: what I mean? Cock, Turk, Carla, Well, you're not looking

516
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: for more money while you're looking to grow as a

517
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: better surgeon. Well right, well that's the that's the outcome

518
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: of of of of you know, realizing how powerful Carla

519
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: and Turk are together. That's Turk's outcome. But in all honesty,

520
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: they're the whole motivation for everybody in this is to

521
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: make extra money. Turkin Turkin Carla for the wedding, Uh,

522
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: Jordan and Cox for the baby and all of that stuff. Uh.

523
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: Sean's bouncing to go make more money at this new

524
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Speaker 1: job he has, and you want to get this. I

525
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: don't I forget what it is. Is it a is

526
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: it a fellowship? What is it that you need? I

527
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. It's I don't know. But

528
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: for me, it's also about This episode's about pride, and

529
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: it's also about jealousy. There's a lot of discussion of jealousy,

530
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: particularly amongst you know, the love triangle of Sean and

531
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 1: myself and Elliott. That ship was hilarious, by the way,

532
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: what the ship with you and with Elliott Sean and

533
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: freaking and j D which he's like, it's not like

534
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: we we we uh, he knows me really well. Or

535
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 1: we have inside jokes. And then they're making out and

536
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: you call and leave a message and you're like, hey,

537
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: it's your great uncle, say it's your aunt Sally, whatever

538
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: it is, and then it goes to dance Sally, You're

539
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: just kidding, just kidding us, wrong bronk or whatever it was. Hilarious, dude.

540
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,360
Speaker 1: I mean it's hard, you know, poor There's a lot

541
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: of moments I think where particularly in that love triangle,

542
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: where there's where there's jealousy. You know, JD's sitting there

543
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: being a fifth wheel, as as the woman he realizes

544
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: he really likes his making out with her boyfriend. You're

545
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: happy with carl It. JD's like the fifth wheel, you know.

546
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: I felt I felt bad for him. I I looked

547
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: at it like it is gonna sound weird. I was like,

548
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: holy shit, this is like real life. This is like

549
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: when we used to go out and Zach would be

550
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: single and I'd be with Casey and Sarah would be

551
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: with her guy at the time, and we'd go out

552
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: and you'd be the single one. Yeah, but the single

553
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: fifth wheel just staring at Sarah being like kill like

554
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: fucking guy. And I'm just kidding. Guys, I gotta tell you,

555
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: I saw it totally different than that, both of you.

556
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: I think this was such a strong episode. Oh nobody

557
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: saying that. It wasn't a saying it's not a strong episode.

558
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: I thought the relationships and it was the beginning, will

559
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: you guys get together or won't you? I thought it

560
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: was really well done. I thought like all three relationships

561
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: commented on each other. I thought it was really structurally

562
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: in terms of the writing, it was. I thought all

563
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: the main characters like you really all shine. There was

564
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: also a funny runner with a riddle and the janitor. Yeah,

565
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: the episode has This is one of those ones that

566
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: has a few really memorable things that fans love. First

567
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: and foremost that riddle. People always love. Two coins out

568
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: up to thirty cents. One of them is not a nickel.

569
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Speaker 1: What are they? The hair met people love the hair met.

570
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to scrub my hands and do scrub my hands,

571
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: dance scrub my hands and do the scrub my hands.

572
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: That's huge. Another major thing is you doing your Aaron

573
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: Neville impression, which we've learned is not as good as mine,

574
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: but you know it's it's good, a like even when

575
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: you listen to it on the show, it's like you

576
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: you know, when I'm doing it, it's all right, Yeah,

577
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: it's all right, but it ain't exact brass no. I mean,

578
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: you know, I know in this show it's confusing because

579
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: sometimes people are like, is he doing DJ college or

580
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: is he doing here in Neville? But it's a. It's

581
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: a really glorious impression. There was some other things, Oh,

582
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: like a baguette, like a baguette, baguett. Yeah, all right,

583
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: we'll go through We'll go through it. We'll go through it.

584
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: Let's go all right. Yeah, and Rob, you know how

585
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: it goes. Just chime in every anytime you want to

586
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: say it. Took my notes. I got my notes for

587
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: everybody because I usually watch thinking about me, but I

588
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: really wrote notes for everybody else. Good good, I'm so

589
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: happy too. I love that, I love that. I love

590
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: how you said I watch for me, meaning that you you,

591
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: even when you're not going to be a guest on

592
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: the podcast, you watch the episode and take notes about

593
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: your own stuff so you'll so you'll be able to listen. Well,

594
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: there's an iconic there's a sterile high five in this

595
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: episode that people still ask me. It's so relevant today.

596
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: It's the only CDC approved high five A love Well.

597
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Speaker 1: This episode was notably directed by John Inwood, who was

598
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Speaker 1: our cinematographer for the whole run of Scrubs. No, not

599
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: the whole run up until season well up until the

600
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: very end. Made me yeah, ey, So this sort of

601
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: starts to happen in season three, some people like so

602
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: our editor had directed, but this was the our dp's

603
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: first episode. I also always remember this joke that Johnny

604
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: c says at one twenty five, if they took porn

605
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and

606
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: it would be about and it would say bring back porn. Yeah,

607
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: this is really interesting. This is before all of these

608
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: social networks were around also, so like this is like

609
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: the early beginnings of social networking and stuff like that.

610
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: So I remember Perez Hilton and all of you know,

611
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: and now he was the biggest entertainment website there was

612
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: at the time when we were making when we were

613
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: doing scrubs and stuff like that. Now there's so many

614
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: of them. Now, there's like, you know, a bunch of

615
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Speaker 1: them that I wonder what there was was there? My Space? Yea,

616
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: my Space was around, but it was crashing all the

617
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: time at this point, you know what I mean. And

618
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: and emailing was kind of you know, we were emailing,

619
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: but it wasn't as you know, people had AOL at

620
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: this time and Yahoo and stuff like that, Zanga and

621
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Speaker 1: live jail like this is this is this is a

622
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: time where you know a lot of the things that

623
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: we're dealing with a lot of the uh hardware that

624
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: we have right now didn't exist. We didn't have iPhones

625
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: at this point. We you know, we had cell phones

626
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: just starting to be really used, like like Clueless, the

627
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: movie you know what I mean. Clueless was so far

628
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: ahead of its time that it's like five six years,

629
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: seven years later that people really start, you know, uh

630
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Speaker 1: using handsets. M h. Yeah. Yeah, I remember my MySpace page.

631
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: I was super into it. Did you guys do it?

632
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: I didn't do my Space? Yeah I did back in

633
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: the day for sure. Yeah, MySpace was fun. You could

634
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: pick your song and did come on your page and

635
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: they're your song playing. Oh man, I didn't do my Space.

636
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: I didn't do Black Planet. I didn't do any of

637
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: those things. But all those things are like like in

638
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: the infancy of social media. Now most people, if you're

639
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: savvy enough, you only use social media to make money,

640
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: whereas back then it was just like I'm gonna go on

641
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: on MySpace and put a song on. It just seems

642
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: so much more innocent than it is now. Well yeah, now,

643
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: and I think people were in his mean I mean,

644
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: now it's just like such the wild West of mean

645
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: mean people. So we're gonna take a great quick break.

646
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I was gonna say before we

647
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break, and when we come back,

648
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: we will get into the most interesting topic related to

649
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: Rob Mashio, and that is his banana hammock and and

650
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: how he maintained his physique. We'll be right back and

651
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: we're back with Rob Mashio. So Rob, tell us about

652
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: the banana hammock. You must have had to work out

653
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: a lot, because you were in great shape. I do

654
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: remember you told me once that you ate a pineaband

655
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,719
Speaker 1: and Ben and Jerry's every day. Is that? Was that

656
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: the case? I think during those years I was constantly

657
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: starved or deprived of sugar, So maybe I might have

658
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: eaten a lot of ice cream. How old? In all honesty,

659
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: because you always look young. You're very You're Italian, so

660
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: you got that olive complexion and your skin is smooth

661
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: and everything like that. I don't know if you I

662
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: don't know if you're botoxing or anything like that, but

663
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: you're looking good still, Thank you, thank you. How old

664
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: were you when we were making scrubs? Fifty seven years old? Well?

665
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: I was, you know? Milf status thirty four turning thirty

666
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: five on the pilot. So now I'm fifty four today,

667
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: so I'm guilt status. I'm a guilt status. You look great, gilt,

668
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: gilt five gilt, so you guilt five gil five? You know, no,

669
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: but that's like grandmother. I'd like to fuck. Yeah, Rob's

670
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm fifty four now, guys, it's okay. Father you're the

671
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: age that. Are you single? Right? I'm single? So can

672
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 1: anywhere from fifty? Do you have a Do you have

673
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: an account on one of the websites that people who

674
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: want to date you could find you? Are you on

675
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: Tinder or something? No, I'm trite. I don't a plan

676
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: for that stuff. I don't really have time because you know,

677
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: we're trying to get something going with Joel where we're

678
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: trying to find her man. But I'm thinking about you.

679
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: I feel like if you were on one of the

680
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: big websites, we could just send really a lot of

681
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: traffic to your way. But you're saying you're abstinate, you're uninterested. Well,

682
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 1: I mean it's first of all, it's quarantine, and there

683
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: hasn't been a lot of bone fishing in the year

684
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. Let's say, for anybody I'm very fifty. If

685
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: you're very tricky, they're very tricky out there, and you

686
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 1: gotta be careful. You can't just you know, you gotta

687
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 1: know what water, have to know, you have to know

688
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: what watering holes to bone fishing. Yeah, you've got to

689
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: be careful. Rob. Well, at least there's internet porn and

690
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: you can just hand. You can just take things into

691
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: your own hands and make oh my god. But well,

692
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 1: it takes two hands. But we know, we know it

693
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 1: takes two hands with you because we know he said

694
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: it takes a village. He said, it takes a village.

695
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: And you first were put into the fire, fire covered,

696
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: blaze covered banana hammock. What were your thoughts? Were you

697
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 1: insecure about showing your body on TV? I mean, obviously

698
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: you're in good shape, but it might have been intimidating

699
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: coming on to set with just a little banana hammock. Well,

700
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: there is a quick story because the first time we

701
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: ever did that, and I really brainstorm with Carrie Bennett,

702
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: the costume designer, about what we were going to wear.

703
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: Because I come out of the shower with the rat

704
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: I try to rat tail you. Yeah, right, if I

705
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: don't have anything on they're not. That scene's not going

706
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: to make it into the episode. So we really like

707
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: had meetings like what, and she went to West Hollywood

708
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: and bought like twenty different sort of bikinis and I

709
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: tried them all on for her, and then at some

710
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: point we settled on the flame because it matched my

711
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, and so on the day so I literally, guys,

712
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: this is a true story, went to the weight room downstairs,

713
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: took up like a grip, put it on, and then

714
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: looked at it in the banana hammock and I thought, oh,

715
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: that's too big. No one's gonna believe it. And then

716
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: I took it off, cut it in half, put it

717
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: back on. I was like, no, still too big. And

718
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: then we're about to shoot the scene. And I stuck

719
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: my head out the wind out my dressing room door,

720
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: and I saw Randall walking by, and I said, Randel,

721
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: come here, come in here. And I brought Randel Winston

722
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: into my dressing room and I said, take a look

723
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: at this one. And he said what He said what? What?

724
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? And I said, oh, I'm sorry,

725
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 1: he doesn't understand, like I'm all like made up oil

726
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: pumped up to do this banana hammock and I'm wearing

727
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: this grip on my penis, and I pulled my banana

728
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: hammock down and showed him. I said, do you think

729
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: I need this? Or is this enough without it? So

730
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: wait a second, you're talking about the phone thing that

731
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: goes on the way bar you wanted to put on

732
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: your wanted to put on your neck when you're doing squats. No, no, no,

733
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 1: he so you you you took it off, you cut

734
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: it and then you put it like a like like

735
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: a hot dog bun around your penis. Yes, yes, yeah,

736
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: I really love on that. How long? How long did

737
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: you do this for the whole run? Wait? Wait? Wait

738
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 1: wait wait what did random wait? Wait? What did Randall say?

739
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 1: What did Randall say? Because he's a he's a gay man,

740
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: and you're oiled up and you take out your penis

741
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: and it's got a little a cozy, a couzi, a

742
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: couzy on it. But Randle Randall solved it for me. Definitively,

743
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: Randall solved the whole thing. He looked at me and

744
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: he said, no, Rob, I think you're enough just the

745
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: way you are, or at least I like to think

746
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: he said that. So in the end. I didn't bear

747
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: anything the tire run of the show, but for that

748
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: first time, it was the cut of the brief that

749
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: makes the man. It wasn't necessarily the past, right, But

750
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: did you feel that? Did you feel the did you

751
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: feel the onus before cameras rolled to give a little

752
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: jiggle to get some blood going down there? No, I

753
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: think at that point I just wanted to have a

754
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 1: real funny moment with you because you had a serious

755
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: scene going with Elliott. And by the way, she's in

756
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: a bra and she looks tremendous and like, there's no

757
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: chances are no one's even gonna notice me unless I

758
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: did something big because she did. So you did. But

759
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: Donald and I talked in an earlier episode about how

760
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: I was meant to be lying in my boxers on

761
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: a bed and I didn't want it. I didn't want

762
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: it to be like, oh ridiculous, like like you know,

763
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: I'm jammed a sock in there. But I also didn't

764
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: want to look like a ken doll. So I remember

765
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: being like, I should give this all, this whole a

766
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,439
Speaker 1: little package, a little shake, shake, shake, just so it's

767
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: you know, there's a little blood, there's something's a little

768
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: freshness going on down there's a little blood that's like, hey,

769
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: am I needed? And you know and then you and

770
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,399
Speaker 1: then you roll real quick? Well did you do that? Rob?

771
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: That's what he's trying to ask. Did you master base

772
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: before you put on your ban not master bade Donald?

773
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: Just get shit moving a little? Did you touch yourself

774
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: a self fluff? Did you fluff before the banana? Sorry? Sorry, Joel,

775
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: this is the last question it was. It was really

776
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: I all have to I owe it all to carry Bennett.

777
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: She picked out the perfect cut of a banana hammock

778
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: and it wasn't necessary because it pushed everything. You are

779
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: a gentleman. You are a gentleman, Rob talking about your junk,

780
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: because if it were me, I'd be like, yo, that

781
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: was all meat dog, it was all me. I would

782
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: do you know what? And you know what, I didn't

783
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: even have to touch your son. That's how I come.

784
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: I woke up like this, son, I woke up like this. Yeah. Well,

785
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 1: if it was you, we all know that there wouldn't

786
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 1: be any need for any shake shake shake all right now? Rob,

787
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: you're aware, of course that when we moved to ABC,

788
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:07,280
Speaker 1: they were unable to continue shooting you below the waist

789
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: when you were in banana hammock after that? Did you

790
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: know that, Rob? Yeah, I knew that because it was

791
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: disappointing because on that Bahama's episode it was so funny

792
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,439
Speaker 1: and then that was one of the best. Yeah, that's

793
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know that. The Bahama's episode

794
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: was Rob. When they cut to Rob walking on the beach,

795
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,439
Speaker 1: He's walking in his banana hammock and it was one

796
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 1: of and and and banana hammock goes up your butt

797
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: and everything like like it's like everything. It was so

798
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: funny and it was so funny. But ABC, Yeah, when

799
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: we moved to ABC, because they're owned by Disney I

800
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: guess or whatever, they had different standards and practices obviously

801
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: the NBC, and they were like, no, you're not putting

802
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: that on television. No, it Rob's Rob's banana hammock was

803
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna use the excuse, I'm gonna get it

804
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: was so big that they were like, I think also

805
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: it was clearly a penis. It wasn't like that's a bump.

806
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: I think you could see like outline of shafts and balls. Yes,

807
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: maybe said did some weird things like they just made

808
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: you say words like boobies instead of boobs, like it

809
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: seems somewhat arbitrary. They're there standards and practices, just like

810
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: a full cut cut of somebody wearing about ana hammock.

811
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: It's just a funnier than like a crop. So like

812
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: I was all about, like, what's the funniest visual thing

813
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: on everything? I did? You know? I was disappointing that

814
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 1: they cut that, But who cares? Tell us about the tattoo?

815
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: Rob did it? How is that applied? I'm just just

816
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: a little bit of Rob trivia. Was it a stencil

817
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 1: kind of thing? You know? People to this day they

818
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: tweet me and they asked me if it's real or

819
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: if it was fake, and so I always answer to

820
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: them that it's whatever you want it to be. And

821
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: then they're like, I knew that they love it. But

822
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: I've made I've had some made thousands of these, and

823
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: I used to give these out of comic cons, these

824
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: dock tattoos because this is exactly the way the stamp was.

825
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: And then they would call it fill us where somebody

826
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: would color it in. How did you get it damped?

827
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: It was stamped and colored it. I had somebody make

828
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: this these for me because kids love these, and now

829
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: I'll give them to them and they'll wear them at

830
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: probably for sale. No, I just gave them out. You

831
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: could have it for merch if you want. I'd like

832
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: to have it, but yeah we should, we should, Holy shit,

833
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: doc merch? How many? How many of you got right now?

834
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: How many I probably have? I gave out that I

835
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: just give them. I used to. I used to send

836
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: picture to somebody and then give them a free doc tattoo.

837
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: So how many you got? We're in the probably have

838
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: a box somewhere in my store, all right business. We're

839
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: gonna buy them off, Rob. And now that we're in

840
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: the merch business, amongst all the other merch you can get,

841
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: you'll be able to get an actual Rob fake doc tattoo.

842
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are you for Halloween?

843
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: Usually Rob. I always see lots of high five times.

844
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: They sometimes go as you, they sometimes go as But

845
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: I see more you Robbed than I see of anyone

846
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: from the show. A lot of high five tons, I see,

847
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: I see you. People have buddies like to go as

848
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: the two of you, right right. But there's always someone

849
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: that comes up that's like, all right, fine, if you

850
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 1: guys are turking JD, then I'm sucking the todd This

851
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: is that something. It's a fun character to go to

852
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: have Halloween because it's not just a costume, it's a character.

853
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: Rob before COVID and everything. You would do sort of

854
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,959
Speaker 1: comic con type events, right and signed stuff and high

855
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: five people. I always there are certain places in the

856
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: world I always wanted to go to, and I sought

857
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: out a couple of comic cons and in the end

858
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: of the day, I went to Australia three times, Germany

859
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: six times, the Yanna. So I did comic cons in

860
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 1: places I wanted to travel to, and it was fascinating

861
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: to really realize the reach of the show and to

862
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: see people from different countries and brace the show. It's

863
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: really interesting. That is awesome. Would you stay extra while

864
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: you were there, like, would you stay days after the

865
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: comic cons and experience the experience the places, or would

866
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 1: you just go do the comic cons and whatever amount

867
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: of time you had there you would tourist. Well. I

868
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: went to Australian and I like the people who ran

869
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: the OZ comic cons so much that I went back

870
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: the next year and I brought Sam Lloyd with me,

871
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 1: and we went to Perth and Adelaide together and we

872
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: stayed for fourteen days. And then the next year we

873
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: went to Brisbane and Sydney together, and so I took

874
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: two trips with Sam Lloyd and the two of us

875
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: had the time of our lives together. We would go

876
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: on stage and do like one hour shows and like

877
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: it was a really special time to share that with

878
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: somebody who I love so much, and it was like

879
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: an experience I'll never forget. So I'm very thankful for

880
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: those trips. Do you think you'll do more or when

881
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: the world reopens, when you do it more of it?

882
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: Or now are you over it? I think I think

883
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: quite honestly, I've hit every country I've really wanted to

884
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 1: go to. Unfortunately they don't really do them in Italy,

885
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: which is one place I'd like to go. And I

886
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: think that period of my life is over. You know,

887
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: I kind of did it for like over three or

888
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: four years, and I'm like to other stuff now. So no,

889
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 1: I think that's when you're in real estate. Now, you're

890
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: you appear to be, just from following you on social

891
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: media killing it in the West side of La real

892
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: estate market. Well, you're very kind. It's very competitive. But

893
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: I live in Santa Monica and I love it here,

894
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: and I've lived in this area of Ocean Park for

895
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: like twenty years, and I just sell homes. I sell,

896
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: I love where I live, and I sell what I know,

897
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 1: and like I just I'm very good at it. And

898
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: the work ethic and all the quality you need to

899
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: have to be a successful actor are qualities you need

900
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: to have to be a successful broker. Tenacity, never taking

901
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: no for an answer, never giving up out working people,

902
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: and really knowing what you're doing. So I'm having a

903
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: great time with it. And you know, it's always like

904
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: I really connect with people one on one, and I

905
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: really you know, you're really it's a huge decision when

906
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: you buy or sell a home, and I want to

907
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 1: really live up to those expectations for those people. Do

908
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: you have people that do you have people that are

909
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: looking at a house and all of a sudden do

910
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:58,439
Speaker 1: a double take and like, holy shit, it's high five time. Yes,

911
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: many years ago, I think you made a joke to me.

912
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: I don't know why I remember this. It's like Rob,

913
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: you probably say when you meet a girl, you know,

914
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm the Todd from Scripts that's probably your opening line

915
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: at the time, I said no, but it's certainly my

916
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: closing line. So my thing by saying with real estate

917
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: is it's never my opening line, but it's always my

918
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: closing line. So like, if I get to know somebody

919
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: and I'm doing well with them, and then at the end,

920
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: we'll buy the way I happened to be on the show,

921
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: They'll like, that's it, I love, I'll buy this house.

922
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: I can't afford it. I can't afford this house. Afford

923
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: as you're you're high five, Todd, let's go all in cash. Okay.

924
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to say to you, and

925
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: I should remember remember I should mention that I was

926
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: a realtor in the early days of the podcast and somebody,

927
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: do we get you any clients? Yes? You did, you

928
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: got not only you. Where's our question? Bro? He he's

929
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: selling his house in Escondido and he wanted me to

930
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: do it. But it's since I happen to have a

931
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: family friends down there, and I referred it to my

932
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: friend because he's a very good realtor, and he sold

933
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: the house us for him. Thanks to you guys, I

934
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: got a little referral fee. But yes, somebody who walked

935
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast put him in contact with a

936
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: really good real turn in San Diego. And so do

937
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: you only do do you only do just do Santa Monica?

938
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: Or do you Venice and around there too? Do you

939
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: know my last ten sales have all been like west

940
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: of Lincoln, So like Santa Monica, Venice, Maria del Rey,

941
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: anything west of Lincoln. I guess west of the four

942
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: or five. But I really you guys say, oh you

943
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 1: have olive skin. I live at the beach, like I'm

944
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: looking at the ocean right now, and I just like it.

945
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: I like the lifestyle here. Yeah, yeah, I live in

946
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: the dream. Well, if you're in the market for a house,

947
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure you can search for rob and uh and

948
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: uh come live in La at the beach and you

949
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: can do you serve from everything, all stuff of the beach,

950
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: serve from whatever. We should probably talk about the show

951
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: is smidgen more. How about Johnny wanting that hot ass

952
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: nanny to be the nanny. I think hot nanni's are

953
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: a bad idea. Anyone, let's all weigh in on that.

954
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a really hot nanny? You know what?

955
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: I don't want to say no, because I don't want

956
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: to insult anybody. The nanny's that I've had have been

957
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: very beautiful people and very beautiful. Ok. No, I've not

958
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: had someone who is I've never understood these people. I've

959
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: been to people's houses and they're like, oh, this is

960
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: the nanny and she walks in and she could be

961
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: a supermodel. I'm like, this just feels like a stupid

962
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: idea for everybody involved. Well, doctor Cox says, oh that

963
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,959
Speaker 1: our nanny just left, and Krista, who was so funny, says, yeah,

964
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: she's got great credentials, great per credentials. Great, it was

965
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: so funny. Christa was very funny in this episode. Oh gosh, yeah,

966
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: Oh Gosha dating a girl or boy who is consistently Okay,

967
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 1: So let me ask you a question. Have you ever

968
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: dated someone and every time you hung out with them,

969
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: or almost every time you hung out with them, their

970
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: ex was around hanging out too. Yes, I've been in

971
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: that situation. It's horrible. You have been in that situation.

972
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something that happened to me. I

973
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: took on a college girlfriend. We had no money, so

974
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: we went on a very low budge backpacking trip around

975
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: Europe like on your rail, taking the trains, hot staying

976
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: in hostiles, backpacks as low budge as we can do it,

977
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: and every city we ended up in, her ex boyfriend

978
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: showed up in that city. He was like, he was like,

979
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm doing a trip too. I can't believe we keep

980
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: ending up in the same cities, and without fail, every

981
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: city we ended up in, he'd be there and it

982
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: was really really sad for me. That is a that

983
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: is a you should be writing that movie as well, Susy.

984
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: Do you guys think do you guys think that she

985
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: was I was. I don't think. I'm just thinking of

986
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: it so many years later, I was literally fucking twenty

987
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: years old. Do you think that she was telling him

988
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: where we were going or do you think that he

989
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: was being stalkery and just I think he had found

990
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: that itinerary and was like, let me jump on this

991
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,240
Speaker 1: trip we think happened. He he was doing what JD

992
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: does in this episode at the end when he runs

993
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: with the Flowers, thinking like I don't care hell or

994
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: high water, I am going to get this girl back,

995
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: and I'm going to be in every romantic city they

996
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: go to, And we were in like all like Venice

997
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 1: and Florence. And did he ever stay at the same

998
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: hostile as you guys? No, but the motherfucker would actually

999
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: do like zach Oh, I guess so and so whose name.

1000
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say. What are you guys doing here?

1001
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: And it was like, bro, we just fucking saw you

1002
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: in Venice. What's going on? Stop? They have to get

1003
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: back together? No? No, but I mean the guy was

1004
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: all the guy was all in married for you him. Well,

1005
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if they were, because he's very persistent.

1006
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: Oh this is I'm making even worse for you. Oh

1007
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: my god, you want to hear how bad it guy?

1008
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: I never I haven't told the story ever. So we're

1009
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: in Rome and she wants to get up very early

1010
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 1: crack at dawn on Christmas Day and go to a

1011
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: church service in Rome for Christmas. And she says, hey,

1012
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: I know this might be a little bit odd, but

1013
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: my ex of course he's here in Rome. He wants

1014
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,959
Speaker 1: to come with me, but it's you know, it's church,

1015
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: and you don't want to go to church? Do you

1016
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: mind if I go with him? It's like a seven

1017
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: am service. I'm like, okay, yeah, okay, I guess it's

1018
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 1: a little weird, but okay, sure, So they go to

1019
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: their church. Thing. The thing about Rome is on Christmas Day,

1020
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,240
Speaker 1: everything shuts down. I mean, public transportation shuts down. There's

1021
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: just it's no one is getting around in any way.

1022
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: And so I literally they were across town together and

1023
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 1: I was alone, and I spent the day walking around

1024
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: Rome alone, knowing my girlfriend was with her ex on

1025
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: the other side of Rome walking around on Christmas Day.

1026
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: How long after that trip did you guys break up?

1027
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: Not too long, I see, they see, because I was

1028
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: just you know you no, wait, I mean you have

1029
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: you guys been in the situation when you're like, You're like,

1030
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like overly jealous for no reason,

1031
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: but but you're also like, but am I crazy? Like

1032
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: should I know? But I'm like, you know what, you

1033
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: guys know that dance where you're like, should I be jealous?

1034
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: Or am I being an idiot for being jealous? And

1035
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: you're kind of like vacillating between the two. Yeah, but

1036
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: at that point, that's I mean, that's just too suspect.

1037
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Dude shows up for the trip. Christmas Day

1038
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: comes and she says, I want to take my ex

1039
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: to the church. I know you don't like church. I'm

1040
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 1: gonna take my ex. Yeah, that's fishy is fucked d Yeah,

1041
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: the fish. And then because of no public transportation, we

1042
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: couldn't we we couldn't read Billy because of public transport.

1043
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: That's dog. That's dog for you, stupid motherfucker. Oh, I

1044
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: don't want to be jealous. I hate being jealous. It's

1045
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: the worst feeling. She told him. She told him obviously, obviously, Yes,

1046
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: she told him what do y'all were doing, especially if

1047
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: she went to church with him after that? Oh? Man,

1048
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: it hurts, It hurts inside. All right, hold on, we're

1049
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: gonna should we go to a break Joel before the

1050
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: fan call. We're gonna go to break and then we're

1051
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,399
Speaker 1: gonna take a fan and I'm gonna let my dog

1052
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: out because she has lots to say at the door.

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00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: We will be right back. Let's bring in the collar.

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00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: I hope he or she wants some innuendo jokes from

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00:54:46,600 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: from Robin Inurindo inurindow ladies and gentlemen, freedo you are

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00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,800
Speaker 1: on fake doctors, real friends with Joel Daniels, Zach Braff,

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00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: Donald fads On, and our guests, Rob Nascio, Devin Fada. Hi, Devin, welcome. Yes, Devin,

1058
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: welcome to the program. How are you tell us where

1059
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: you're calling from? Calling from the Upper West Side and Manhattan.

1060
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: Donald grew up in Hell's Kitchen, so he knows that

1061
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: side of the island at least I did. I went

1062
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: to we're on the Upper west Side. We don't have

1063
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,919
Speaker 1: to give your exact address, but we're on the Upper

1064
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: west Side. Are you like in the seventies, I went

1065
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: to I S forty four. Are you near there? Uh?

1066
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not really schools. Are you not from New York?

1067
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 1: Are you not from New York? I'm from New Mexico,

1068
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: Santa Fe. How long have you lived in New York?

1069
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: For six or seven years now? I think? And you

1070
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: live in this seventies and you don't know and on

1071
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: the Upper West Side and you don't know where the

1072
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: junior high schools or anything like that. Yeah, but Donald,

1073
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm in Manhattan. I don't know where my local public

1074
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: schools are or what they're called or what their numbers are.

1075
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 1: I grew up there, Yeah, different, I passed them. I

1076
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 1: passed them. I just don't know which one has which name.

1077
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: I teach ballet at a school and the west each

1078
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: Which school? Manhattan Country School? Nice? Oh yeah? Now, oh

1079
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, are you single, because Rob will move

1080
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: to us. Well. I went to college on the Upper

1081
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: West Side. I went to Columbia. I lived on the

1082
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: Upper west Side for many years. And your Columbia is

1083
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: not on the Upper west Side. Dog, Yeah, it is

1084
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: one hundred and fourteenth Street. But that yeah, but it's

1085
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 1: like that's Harlem, big homie Ham Street. I've been. I'll

1086
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 1: bet I've been a lot of us. How you white

1087
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: people do us? Man? You just keep pushing Harlem up

1088
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: and see how you do. Oh my god, I've been

1089
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: a lot of people are surprised to learn than high five.

1090
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: Todd went to an Ivy League school. Well, you know,

1091
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: I graduated nineteen eighty eight. I was classmates with Neil

1092
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: gorstch he's on the Supreme Court. Oh my god. So

1093
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: Neil Gorst Every today, every morning he wakes up, he

1094
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: puts on a robe and he decides whether or not

1095
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: he should women should have the right to choose. Every

1096
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: morning I wake up, put on a robe and decide

1097
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: whether or not I'm going to take an online couldn't

1098
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: lead a yoga class name by a gentleman named Taboo.

1099
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: I was funny. I feel like I feel like his

1100
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: money in Columbia was better spent than yogi. All right,

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00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: all right, Devin, do you have a question for any

1102
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: of us? You have the you have a special honor

1103
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: of having Rob here today. It's an extra bonus. I know,

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00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: it's awesome. Well, I wanted to say when I initially

1105
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: wrote in I had been talking about So I come

1106
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: from a family of doctors. My dad's an oral surgeon,

1107
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: all my uncles are doctors, and then my brother, my

1108
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: brother Casey is a chiropractor, and my brother Ryan is

1109
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: an physiologist in Tucson, Arizona. So he actually got me

1110
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: into the show because when Scrubs started, he was doing

1111
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: his residency. So it's kind of like a cool way

1112
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: for us to relate. So it's it's my favorite show

1113
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: of all time. But I am actually an actor in

1114
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: musical theater, so different from you know, from all the

1115
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: doctor's stuff. But yeah, So the first question I wanted

1116
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: to ask you guys was if you could recast Scrubs

1117
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: with the Muppets, who would each character? Donald Donald feels

1118
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: he's answered this question before. I feel like Turk and

1119
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: JD are Ernie and Burt. Yes, really, I feel like, uh,

1120
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: am I am I Ernie or am my Bert. It

1121
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Either one of them is fine. I think

1122
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 1: you're more I think you're more burnt than Ernie though, Okay, yeah,

1123
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: I feel like, uh, let me see the janitor the

1124
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: grouch oscar to Grouch. Sorry, garbage and garbage and Grouch.

1125
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: He got it good one, right. I think that doctor

1126
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: Cox that's a tough one. But he would be somebody

1127
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: like either Kermit the Frog or uh, you know, if

1128
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: it depends on what muppets you're doing. Also, if we're

1129
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: doing Sesame Street, this is the way to go. But

1130
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: if you're going to be miss Piggy, right, if you're

1131
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: doing the muppets like Kermit, Fozzy and them, then obviously

1132
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: Foz Rob is Fozzy. No, Turk is Fozzy, Fozzy Bear,

1133
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: Brown Bear and and uh no. But but but Rob

1134
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: has all the waka waka waka jokes. Yeah, sure, see,

1135
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:52,439
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like Rob is animal. Agree, Yeah,

1136
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: I agree with that. That's true. Rob your animal, But

1137
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: I think it would be Kermits j d Uh, Fozzy's Turk,

1138
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: Miss Piggy is uh is Elliott is Elliott. I feel

1139
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: like Oscar to Grouch would be the janitor, and or

1140
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: Kelso and Sam Lloyd could be Elmo. Well, I think

1141
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's a great or scooter scooter from

1142
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: or or Beaker Beaker or Beaker. Right, this is a

1143
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: tough one, it would It's gonna take me a while

1144
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 1: to really think about it. Yeah. By the way, Donald's

1145
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: gonna get so high later and really think about this

1146
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: and on the next on the next show, I will

1147
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: have been baked so hard tonight that I will write

1148
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: down who I think should be. I will answer you

1149
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: a question on the next show. Devon. Alright, good one, Devon,

1150
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 1: and that's you have another question for us? Yes, So,

1151
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: as I mentioned, I do musical theater. Hey, guys, do

1152
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: you think Devon? Do you think Devon is in musical theater? Guys? Yes,

1153
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry enough. It's a tough time to be in

1154
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: musical theater because it is you know, everyone's out of

1155
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: work and and they just announced I think it was today,

1156
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: that they're they're pushing anything to is it may minimum? Yeah,

1157
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: which I'm going to keep going, I'm sure, but well,

1158
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: it depends on what happens. It depends on what happens

1159
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: this year and the beginning of next year. May. I'm

1160
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: just saying May sounds a little earlier to me, but

1161
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell dem. Dude, Shoot, I heard

1162
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: later than that. But okay, all right, go ahead, go ahead.

1163
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: You like musical theater, You're talking to the right crowd.

1164
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Yes. So my question was, Zach, if you

1165
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,439
Speaker 1: could start in another Broadway musical, what show and role

1166
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: would you pick and also cast Donald in it. I

1167
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: would like to do Joseph in the Amazing Technical or

1168
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 1: Dream Code. Okay, because here's why. Ay, I can sing

1169
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: the lead. All right, I'm the right age to play

1170
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: the lead. It's a very funny show. I love the

1171
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 1: music from it, and the last time they did it,

1172
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: with all due respect to Donnie Osmond, it was like

1173
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: a very campy version. I mean it was very like

1174
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: I think the show. You know, there's this whole trend

1175
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: now with taking musicals instead of classic ones like Oklahoma

1176
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: for example, and kind of deconstructing them and doing more

1177
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 1: raw interpretations of them. And Joseph the last big tour

1178
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: of it, as I recall, was like Donnie Osbend and

1179
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: like in like flaming capes and very campy, and I

1180
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: just feel like it's it's you know, the story of

1181
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: Joseph is a really insane Bible story. The music is

1182
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 1: so fun and it's so silly. I would love to

1183
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: do Joseph. So if you're a Broadway producer and you're

1184
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 1: listening when the world reopens, I want to do Joseph.

1185
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: I want Devin to be in it. I want Donald

1186
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 1: Donald to play Wait, can I tell you're gonna play Pharaoh?

1187
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: Because in Joseph, if you don't know, when Pharaoh turns around,

1188
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 1: he's it's played by an Elvis impersonator. And I think

1189
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 1: it would be hilarious if when Pharaoh turned around it

1190
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 1: was you dressed as Elvis. I hear you. Okay, do

1191
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: you like that answer? Devon? Yeah? I do. Okay, Here's

1192
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: what I think. Here's what I think if they couldn't

1193
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: make And I'm just gonna answer the question because I

1194
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: really think this is a good idea. If they could

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01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: make any Broadway musical right now, I would like to

1196
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 1: put into the hat the Broadway musical for Back to

1197
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: the Future. First they're doing that, they are, Yeah, I

1198
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: think it opens in London. I think I think that

1199
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 1: that is a first of all the sets could be

1200
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: amazing and you only have to do the clock tower

1201
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: set for most of the show, you know what I mean? Like,

1202
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: that's the that's the transition and all of that stuff.

1203
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: I think back to the future with a fifties with

1204
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 1: fifties musical numbers in nineteen eighty five musical numbers, and

1205
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 1: then it all coming together at the end with him

1206
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: playing Chuck Berry. I think would be such a good

1207
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: fucking Uh Devin, Devin, do you can you really sing? Like? Well?

1208
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: Are you more of a dancer? I'm a singer too, Yeah,

1209
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 1: I am. Do you want to sing on the podcast

1210
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 1: right now? Do you want to sing something like defining Gravity?

1211
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: Do you want to sing the end of defining Gravity

1212
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: for us? Well? I was thinking because you know, obviously

1213
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 1: I haven't had a lot of work during this year.

1214
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: I also teach Broadway workshops for Disney Theatrical and as

1215
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: long as all the Broadway shows are closed, those are dark.

1216
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 1: But what I've been doing on the side to try

1217
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 1: and make some money is virtual princess parties. Have you

1218
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: been doing a lot because you got the ELSA haircut

1219
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 1: right now. I did one today. Yeah, so I'll zoom

1220
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: with you know, kids for like thirty minutes and sing

1221
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: to them and do story time and stuff. And yeah,

1222
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 1: I was like if I did so, wait can tell

1223
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: me tell wait, just give her a letter, letter, plug

1224
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,080
Speaker 1: or thing. Tell tell parents how they would find you

1225
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 1: do an Elsa birthday party? Because Donald's has a daughter

1226
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: that probably would love an Elsa birthday party. She would. Yes,

1227
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 1: so I have a Facebook page. You would just go

1228
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: to facebook dot com slash Devin's d E v o

1229
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: n S Princess Parties and I have all my some

1230
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 1: pictures and flyers and email contact on there. And yeah,

1231
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 1: and I thought I could do some let it go

1232
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: and Donald could sing it with me because I'd know

1233
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: it's one of his favorites. Well, here's here's a question. Yes,

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01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: it's not really my favorite. I do like the song

1235
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: a lot, it's not really my favorite. My favorite. It's

1236
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 1: bees will buzz, kids will blow, then they lie in

1237
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 1: fuzz and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.

1238
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: All right, but give us for you. But but Devin,

1239
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: if you want to give us a little something, there's

1240
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 1: no pressure. Sure, we aren't we you know, there's a

1241
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: few people all over the world that actually listen to this,

1242
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 1: and I think that you know, you know, Bernie Telsey,

1243
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: for all you know, who's the biggest Broadway cash heater.

1244
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 1: For all we know, he's a he's an avid fan,

1245
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: and he's gonna go, Holy fuck, somebody, get Devin. Get

1246
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 1: me Devon, Get me Devin. Get Devin on the line,

1247
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 1: only not not too much, Devin. Just give us, like

1248
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, a few bars, a few bars, Devin, okay,

1249
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 1: hella eight bars. H let it go, let it go,

1250
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 1: can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go,

1251
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: turn away, slam the door. I don't care what they're

1252
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:53,240
Speaker 1: going to say. Let the store rage on cold. Never

1253
01:06:53,280 --> 01:07:00,360
Speaker 1: bothered me anyway, by the way, by the way, gray job,

1254
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 1: and that could have gone either way. Devin, I was.

1255
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone listening at home was like, oh please

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01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:15,920
Speaker 1: please don't freestyle rap. Yeah, Devin, because we did have

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01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 1: someone freestyle wrap on here. It wasn't great. It wasn't great.

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01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 1: That was awesome. That was all amazing. So listen, if

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01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 1: you go to get Devin to be your elsa for

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01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: your kid's birthday party, you're also going to get that

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01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 1: level of let it go. It comes with that and

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01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 1: oh shit, there's more, and but wait there's more. If

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01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: you act now, I'll also sell you somekin suns. So

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01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 1: is my best friend right here. It's a little Chihuahua

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01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 1: for you at home. Go ahead. Also, she was really

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01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: hoping to get an Oprah intro Donald her names Kire

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Speaker 1: Luna Ladies. Not too loud for the people who have

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01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: a latching baby. Go ahead for those of you who

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01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 1: our latch, who are who have the baby latch right now?

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01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,360
Speaker 1: Maybe turned down? Yeah, turned on your volume because Donald's

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01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,920
Speaker 1: gonna get loud. Okay, Donald, give the well I forgot

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01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 1: that Chiuawa is now what is it? What is it? Kids?

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01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:25,599
Speaker 1: Kira Luna ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Kira Luna. Okay,

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01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,839
Speaker 1: thank you. You can now restore your volume and reset

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01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,640
Speaker 1: the latch. Wow, thank you. So what I'm going to

1276
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: say is that she sometimes makes an appearance in these

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01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 1: princess parties she has when I do Ariel, she has

1278
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 1: a flounder costume, spin costume, Norella, She's got a gust costume.

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01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: So she robs Rob wants to know if you can

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01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 1: do these for fifty year old men as well for

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01:08:54,479 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 1: children on zoom. I think it's great. I think you're

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01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 1: being very entrepreneurial and you're making the most of these times.

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01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 1: And as long as you're performing every day, whether it's

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01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 1: to one person or five people, it's a great thing

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01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: and it'll lead to more things for you. So I

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01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 1: just want to continue success. That's great, And you know what,

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01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,680
Speaker 1: this is the way people are having to adjust. You know,

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01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 1: we we were talking about doing a virtual tour because

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01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 1: we can't tour, so there's we're talking about taking this

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01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 1: show and I don't know what the hell we're doing,

1291
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 1: but we're going to do sort of a concert version

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01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 1: of this. Josh Reeden is playing all these concert versions

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01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:45,479
Speaker 1: for people in their PAHs and stuff like that. This

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01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 1: is a great segue actually into our favorite segment of

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01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,639
Speaker 1: The Fake Doctor, Real Friends, just our style. Everywhere around

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01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,679
Speaker 1: the world everywhere they love this. They love this part

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01:09:55,680 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 1: of the podcast, and that is Devin. It's time too, Rob.

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01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,439
Speaker 1: We're going to offer advice here to whatever however Devin

1299
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 1: needs to have her life fixed. Okay, go ahead, Devin,

1300
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:17,000
Speaker 1: how can we fix your life? All? Right? So I

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01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:20,880
Speaker 1: was going to ask a dating question actually Rob is

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01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 1: the perfect. Are you a single person, Devon? Yes, I

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01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:29,600
Speaker 1: am okay, good good, Oh my god. No, you'll be

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01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 1: shocked to hear that I do musical theater. But it

1305
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 1: is very hard to meet guys in my field because

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01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,919
Speaker 1: most of the guys I interact with are either gay

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01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 1: or taken or very self absorbed, So it can be

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01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:51,000
Speaker 1: it can be difficult, and particularly during a pandemic, to

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01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 1: meet new people. I'm not even before the pandemic. I'm

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01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 1: not someone who's gonna like I don't want to meet

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01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:59,639
Speaker 1: someone at a bar or you know so, and dating

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01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 1: apps are just the worst. So I was going to ask,

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01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 1: how do I meet my soulmate? Oh? Wow, Yeah, she's

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01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: ready to meet, she's ready to meet the ones. Yes,

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01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 1: she's mandy to meet the one that might be a

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01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:14,400
Speaker 1: little bit above my pay grade. Dude, I could, I could.

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01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 1: I could tell you how to hook up, but I

1318
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,599
Speaker 1: can't tell you how to me. Why are you so?

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01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 1: Why are you so averse to the apps? I mean,

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01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 1: there's so many of them. It really enables you to

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01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: not be an allowed bar being like, what do you

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01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 1: do for a living? You know? I think they're you know,

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01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people of all different walks

1324
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:35,880
Speaker 1: of life who found the right app for them and

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01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 1: have met their their their one perfect example Daniel Goodman,

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01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:45,360
Speaker 1: Daniel my contractor, who has the cutest family you've ever seen,

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01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:47,800
Speaker 1: and they're both adorable. I said, I told them they

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01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 1: should be the ad for for Match. They met on Match.

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01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 1: I know some of them, you know me on Tinder,

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01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: which is about, like, you know, hooking up. But I

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01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,600
Speaker 1: mean there's some ones that are are good? Are you?

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01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: Why are you so against it? I try, I try

1333
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 1: them so, I you know, do what I can. But

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01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,560
Speaker 1: it's just it is hard on any of them a

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01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 1: to find guys that aren't just there to hook up.

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01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 1: And because men are gross, I'm glad I'm not one

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01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, man, other than Donalds are growths? Have

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01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 1: you tried Jade eight? Farmers Only? I mean, have you

1339
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 1: branched out? I'll tell you don't overlook it. Well, you

1340
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,679
Speaker 1: gotta be at this conversation. You gotta be a farmer

1341
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,960
Speaker 1: to be on Farmers Only. Guys, you don't not if

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01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: you're a beautiful woman. If she's willing to lose, I

1343
01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:46,920
Speaker 1: get it. So it's not going to be great for her.

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01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 1: Musical theater career, don't willing to move to like an

1345
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 1: Idaho potato farm. If you're a gentleman like myself, being

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01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:56,640
Speaker 1: on Farmers only is not a good idea. But if

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01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 1: you're a lovely person like Devin who's willing to move

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01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,080
Speaker 1: to I know, farmers only is a good idea. That's

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01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Yeah, I'm wondering if like my small

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01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 1: vegetable garden qualifies me to be on farmers How much

1351
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 1: land do you have to be working my my dad

1352
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:18,880
Speaker 1: suggested I do Jay Day. I don't know. I don't Yeah, well,

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01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 1: I think you know you're in New York. There's a

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01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:26,559
Speaker 1: lot of nice Jewish boys. I think, yeah, Upper West Side,

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01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 1: it's where they're all congregating. No plenty of time. I

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01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:35,800
Speaker 1: don't know. Thank you, Dan, thank you. I don't know

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01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 1: what to tell you. Especially during COVID, I feel like

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01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:42,719
Speaker 1: the apps were a godsend for a lot of people

1359
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 1: because before that it was literally you had to go

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01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: to a bar, you had to go to a club,

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01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 1: or you had to like you know, go on awkward

1362
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,439
Speaker 1: first dates where you knew nothing about the person, like

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01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:57,800
Speaker 1: there was zero physical attraction or zero banter. And I

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01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of my friends who've met people

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01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 1: on the apps and done well. It's like you can

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01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:05,800
Speaker 1: kind of at least narrow it down and and right Dan, Daniel,

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01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:10,000
Speaker 1: you should be I don't know, Daniel. Daniel can speak

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01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 1: on this. Daniel, speak to it. He meant he met

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01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:17,519
Speaker 1: his love, Daniel. Have we said love yet in your relationship? Oh? Absolutely? Okay, good,

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01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 1: so I love I love her dearly. Are you in

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01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:26,160
Speaker 1: love with her? Daniel? Are you because there's a difference, Okay, okay,

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01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,120
Speaker 1: we'll get it. That's my relationship. We don't have to

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01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:33,439
Speaker 1: worry about that one right now. Way to not be selfish, Dan,

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01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 1: we're fixing devil. Which one did you use? Daniel? We

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01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 1: met on hinge And the only piece of advice I

1376
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 1: will offer at all is be honest, be up front,

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01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:49,280
Speaker 1: and just be straightforward with everybody. I think there's a

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01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 1: little bit of, you know, revealing myself here. I'm thirty

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01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 1: one years old, so at this point the person I

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01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:58,400
Speaker 1: want to be the person is probably the person that

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01:14:58,439 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: I want to be with. And I find that some

1382
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:03,800
Speaker 1: of the games of dating and some of the ways

1383
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,240
Speaker 1: we try to plus ourselves up in the ways that

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01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:10,400
Speaker 1: we try to kind of like create this perfect image

1385
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:14,400
Speaker 1: in this hinge profile or whatever. It's false. I think

1386
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:17,120
Speaker 1: you just want to come out with the like, look,

1387
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:20,360
Speaker 1: I want to get drunk and sing show tunes of karaoke.

1388
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 1: If you're down, let's go on a date. If not,

1389
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,880
Speaker 1: just swipe left. I think being honest about like that, like,

1390
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:29,720
Speaker 1: what's that pure joy for you? What's that pure joy

1391
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,960
Speaker 1: that you want to share with another person that like

1392
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:35,720
Speaker 1: is outside of the because I really did the whole him, Dan,

1393
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,400
Speaker 1: I do this and this and this and blah blah

1394
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. It's like, you know what, screw all that.

1395
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm not about this anymore. I like this. I like this.

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01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: If you're down, let's hang out and we'll talk about it, because,

1397
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,639
Speaker 1: like Joe Wells is gonna be, I want to get

1398
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 1: high and play video games. Are you down? I'm not,

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01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 1: damn it. That's my profile anyway. That's that's that's all.

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01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 1: I think. That's get advice. That's great advice. That's great advice. Dan.

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01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,679
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about all of that, though, there's something

1402
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:06,559
Speaker 1: really special about going out on dates with people that

1403
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:09,960
Speaker 1: you don't know. There's something good about that because if

1404
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,559
Speaker 1: the connection is real. You know it right then and there?

1405
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I feel like in some ways, yeah,

1406
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: it's true, you're getting through all of the bullshit and

1407
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:21,080
Speaker 1: stuff like that with the texting and the talking over

1408
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:23,800
Speaker 1: the internet and getting to know each other before you meet.

1409
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 1: But there's there was something really cool about you meeting somebody,

1410
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: Like I remember meeting girls on a train and being like,

1411
01:16:30,479 --> 01:16:32,639
Speaker 1: can I get your number? And I'm saying oh yeah, sure,

1412
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 1: saying no, and then now it's like, all right, now,

1413
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:38,559
Speaker 1: how what's my end to this young lady to go

1414
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,519
Speaker 1: out on a date? I don't know if I should

1415
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 1: give you advice as the Todd or as Roberts as

1416
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:47,960
Speaker 1: Robert definitely don't want advice as the Todd. Please I'm somebody,

1417
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:53,480
Speaker 1: go ahead. I'm sorry. I miss meeting people in organic situations.

1418
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 1: That to me, is the best part of dating. Is

1419
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,720
Speaker 1: that wondering if there's something there and getting to know

1420
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:01,120
Speaker 1: each other and then maybe a date comes out of that.

1421
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:04,400
Speaker 1: I hate the pressure that is put on of meeting

1422
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,479
Speaker 1: someone on an app and it's kind of like, all right,

1423
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,559
Speaker 1: so either we're into this or not. You know, I

1424
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:10,880
Speaker 1: agree with you where you are with that whole thing.

1425
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:12,679
Speaker 1: But what do you do though, Devin, That's the thing

1426
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,519
Speaker 1: is like in COVID, now like there's not you might

1427
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,880
Speaker 1: as well be having some banter with some guys. And

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01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:22,720
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have friends that you've known from the

1429
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:26,479
Speaker 1: past that never got with or never dated. Yeah, is

1430
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,040
Speaker 1: there one that got away Devin that you're like, whatever

1431
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:34,800
Speaker 1: happened to Tony? I don't know. I don't agree about that.

1432
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:40,559
Speaker 1: But what about after COVID? I mean, hopefully at some point, well,

1433
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 1: then you'll be back. Then you'll be back in a

1434
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,040
Speaker 1: show maybe. And and you know, if you're in if

1435
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,040
Speaker 1: you're in a show, it's so great because you're going

1436
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,360
Speaker 1: out for drinks and this one introduces you to that one. Oh,

1437
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 1: this is my cousin, this is my friend. I know

1438
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,479
Speaker 1: what you're saying that in the show there's traditionally a

1439
01:17:53,479 --> 01:17:55,679
Speaker 1: lot of people have already coupled up or they're gay.

1440
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:00,280
Speaker 1: But I found when I've done theater, there's so much

1441
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 1: socializing that it's really conducive to dating. That is true.

1442
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:06,840
Speaker 1: That is true. I'll have one more piece of advice. Yes,

1443
01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:09,280
Speaker 1: last last thing I'm gonna say about it. If the

1444
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:12,400
Speaker 1: person you're talking to isn't ready to start meeting up

1445
01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:16,880
Speaker 1: within like ten messages. They're not taking it seriously. I

1446
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:18,680
Speaker 1: think if you're on the app, what I'm saying is,

1447
01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:21,919
Speaker 1: if you're on the apps, your goal is to decide

1448
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 1: on somebody that you're attracted, to figure out when you're

1449
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,519
Speaker 1: going on to date and then going Now. I know

1450
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:30,800
Speaker 1: obviously this is a little COVID aside, but like the

1451
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:34,400
Speaker 1: dance of talking for three weeks or whatever is just like,

1452
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,920
Speaker 1: let's do this in person. If they're not willing to

1453
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,840
Speaker 1: meet up after ten messages or something, skip, you're out

1454
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 1: forget that. Yeah, we're here to meet, not here to

1455
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,439
Speaker 1: just talk. Okay. What does it mean when you like

1456
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 1: text and text and text and they just don't write

1457
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:50,800
Speaker 1: back though, that means they're not interesting? Get out of there?

1458
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:53,400
Speaker 1: Those are Those are the games I was referring to earlier.

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01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:57,400
Speaker 1: We're not playing these games anymore, right, And Devin, I mean,

1460
01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,640
Speaker 1: I don't I think that you Yeah, I think it.

1461
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:02,479
Speaker 1: Also Again, we don't know how old you are, but

1462
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:05,600
Speaker 1: you but you can I mean to me, to me,

1463
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: you look twenty four years old. I don't know what

1464
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:13,120
Speaker 1: you are, but yes, yes, absolutely, but I would say,

1465
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:16,479
Speaker 1: and I know this is not this is a sweeping generalization,

1466
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,920
Speaker 1: but if you tend to date slightly older men, they're

1467
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:22,960
Speaker 1: going to be probably less likely to just be down

1468
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:27,559
Speaker 1: to just try and bang as many women as possible. Hope.

1469
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:31,280
Speaker 1: So like people people like Rob's age, Rob, what did

1470
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 1: you say you are like fifty four? Like the fifty

1471
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,560
Speaker 1: four year olds who live in the in the on

1472
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:39,880
Speaker 1: the west side of Lace. Those those type of people,

1473
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:43,200
Speaker 1: those type of people, those people. But Devin as Devin,

1474
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,560
Speaker 1: it's so obvious that like you came out a podcast,

1475
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,559
Speaker 1: you're sang a song. You're such an extroverted, outgoing person.

1476
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,439
Speaker 1: You have a great personality and you look great. I

1477
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:53,760
Speaker 1: have on my glasses like you were going to meet

1478
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 1: somebody organically in the course of your life. You're a

1479
01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:02,360
Speaker 1: catch down. Yeah, you're totally a catch time. That's what

1480
01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:09,000
Speaker 1: I see. Let me put my glasses on. Probably Devin

1481
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:11,200
Speaker 1: probably doesn't want to wear someone who has to go

1482
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:13,879
Speaker 1: put on their glasses to look at the zoom and squints.

1483
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:22,559
Speaker 1: Do they needn't biagraph for the eyes? Oh my god, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert,

1484
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:26,400
Speaker 1: those those trifocals. This is just like my readers from

1485
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:30,800
Speaker 1: write aid. All right, we gotta end this, Devin, Devin

1486
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 1: looks Devin. Welcome. Devin, you're welcome. We just fixed your life,

1487
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:40,400
Speaker 1: fixed your life, and you're welcome. Stand just go out

1488
01:20:40,439 --> 01:20:42,360
Speaker 1: there and stand up for yourself. You know what else

1489
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:50,360
Speaker 1: stands there for itself? Oh my god, Devin, I'm sorry. Yeah, Davin,

1490
01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to have the todd on. But

1491
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:57,040
Speaker 1: before you were on, he admitted to patting his banana hammock,

1492
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:59,840
Speaker 1: so so it balances out. No, he did not, He

1493
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 1: did not admit to that. He said, Okay, let's be honest, now,

1494
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:08,000
Speaker 1: don't keep He wrapped it like a pig in a blanket,

1495
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,439
Speaker 1: and then he took the wrapping off. Okay, okay, Kevin,

1496
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:14,240
Speaker 1: you are a wonderful guest. Thank you, Thank you so much,

1497
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:18,160
Speaker 1: the best love the podcast. I it's helped me get

1498
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:21,080
Speaker 1: through quarantine, So thank you. And you have a beautiful voice.

1499
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:22,920
Speaker 1: And I have no doubt that you're gonna have excuge

1500
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,320
Speaker 1: music repeater career, go out. And you have a very

1501
01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 1: cute and you have a very cute dog. Yeah we

1502
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:35,200
Speaker 1: have a good one. Oh my gosh, thank goodness, she

1503
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:38,200
Speaker 1: could sing, dude, But thank goodness she could sing. That

1504
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,680
Speaker 1: would have been really kind of thought if Rob had

1505
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:43,360
Speaker 1: any game, there would have been a love connect. I'm

1506
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:47,160
Speaker 1: throwing different times. Okay, for those of you out there,

1507
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:50,599
Speaker 1: Rob and and Devin might have made a really good apple.

1508
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:55,160
Speaker 1: How old she was she looked she late twenty thirty two,

1509
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:58,040
Speaker 1: early thirties. Probably. I don't know, but Rob, if you're

1510
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:00,280
Speaker 1: willing to move your whole life to the up the

1511
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:05,160
Speaker 1: west side back to oh, you're teking to a guy.

1512
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:07,720
Speaker 1: I've been in an on again, off again relationships for

1513
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:11,840
Speaker 1: twelve years with Amanda. I'm no one too. She came

1514
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 1: met her and you met her on Scrubs, didn't you

1515
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: didn't meet her scrub? Yes? See when she when this

1516
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:19,960
Speaker 1: young lady came on the podcast just now, she was

1517
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,840
Speaker 1: very upfront that she was looking for a date. She

1518
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,400
Speaker 1: knows that I'm in a relationship. She knows Zach's in

1519
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:30,400
Speaker 1: the relationship. She knows Daniel's in a relationship. She knows Joel.

1520
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:33,519
Speaker 1: That's not Joel's, you know, unless she's willing to do things,

1521
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 1: Joel's not into that. Imam bisexual. I don't know what

1522
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:43,599
Speaker 1: people do. But oh, I didn't know that. I didn't

1523
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 1: know that, Oh Joel, Joel Joell Joe. You we've been

1524
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:59,080
Speaker 1: fucking chucking me need to be revealed, just like Joe.

1525
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 1: Well this Amos likes You're just like Thunders of Flaws

1526
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:08,519
Speaker 1: Dan Thunders, Joel. I, we've only been trying to set

1527
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,760
Speaker 1: you up with women. I thought that I did not

1528
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,479
Speaker 1: know that you were fluid? Is that what you say? Fluid?

1529
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,599
Speaker 1: I did not know you were fluid? Okay, so this

1530
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:19,840
Speaker 1: changes the game, changes the game because it was Joell,

1531
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:23,719
Speaker 1: this is wrong. So Joell, this is wrong. This is wrong.

1532
01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:34,800
Speaker 1: Oh oh, but that's gonna be great, though, Joell. When

1533
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,120
Speaker 1: we do finally get you on one of these dating apps,

1534
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:39,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a lot more options because I didn't

1535
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:43,040
Speaker 1: know that you were. Yes, it's gonna be crazy. It's

1536
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,479
Speaker 1: gonna be wild. Na make it work. No, now it's

1537
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:50,200
Speaker 1: gonna be crazy. Now it's gonna be wild. Now it's

1538
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:55,080
Speaker 1: gonna be Now, that's gonna be crazy. All right. We

1539
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:56,760
Speaker 1: didn't We didn't get to too much of the show.

1540
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:01,400
Speaker 1: I laughed. When I'm trying to by on the on

1541
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:04,200
Speaker 1: Elliott and Sean and I and I get attacked by bees,

1542
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be stealth and I'm like bees bees. Also,

1543
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:12,880
Speaker 1: I laughed, really hard at Rob's. Does she also make

1544
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:18,200
Speaker 1: you wax your vagina? Yes? And then a sterile high five?

1545
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:21,719
Speaker 1: What about? I laughed real heart at this one too.

1546
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:27,120
Speaker 1: Three days Sean No, Elliott four days, Sean No six

1547
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:33,240
Speaker 1: months Elliott five days. What about when Kelsa goes, well,

1548
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:38,800
Speaker 1: snip my pickle and call me Shlomo. And then and

1549
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:42,160
Speaker 1: then Bob Kelso goes, uh, it's ten inches. And then

1550
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:50,240
Speaker 1: and then Matt Winston goes, it's like a bag hit Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1551
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 1: he's seen. He goes because Bob he goes, Bob Kelso

1552
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:57,320
Speaker 1: ten inches and then he walks up and goes, it's

1553
01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:00,840
Speaker 1: like a baghette. Yeah, I and he. I don't know

1554
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:02,719
Speaker 1: if that was his joke or one of the writer's

1555
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:06,320
Speaker 1: jokes or somebody, but that was improved in the moment,

1556
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,800
Speaker 1: and it was so fucking funny on that Scott Folly

1557
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:11,400
Speaker 1: in a fat suit. Scott Folly in a fat suit.

1558
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:15,360
Speaker 1: That was funny. Uh, I laughed. I what about Liberry

1559
01:25:15,479 --> 01:25:19,400
Speaker 1: strawberry strawberry strawberry. I laughed at that too. Yeah. This

1560
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:21,880
Speaker 1: is one of Troy's big first well, actually this is

1561
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:27,320
Speaker 1: Troy's second, third, third, third episode, third episode okay, Uh, Car,

1562
01:25:27,439 --> 01:25:29,800
Speaker 1: I think Colin Turk are really cute in this episode. Also,

1563
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:35,120
Speaker 1: I think they're there there. Uh. Their banter is very

1564
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:37,680
Speaker 1: cute and it reminds me of my wife when I

1565
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:40,760
Speaker 1: tried to explain to her why she's a pain, and

1566
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:43,200
Speaker 1: then she lets me know that I am a pain

1567
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:46,400
Speaker 1: and that you know all of the things that that

1568
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:51,240
Speaker 1: pain me. She could easily reverse the tables and say

1569
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:55,000
Speaker 1: the exact same thing. I liked it when the Troy

1570
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:57,600
Speaker 1: says to the janitor, shouldn't we just kill him? And

1571
01:25:57,640 --> 01:26:03,560
Speaker 1: then janitors, no, that's what he wants. That's what Troy is,

1572
01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:06,519
Speaker 1: like a fucking felon, like like if Troy Will wants

1573
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 1: to murder somebody. Yeah, that bus station was the back

1574
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:12,400
Speaker 1: door to the hospital. Though that wasn't like they didn't

1575
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:13,600
Speaker 1: need to go to a but that was just like

1576
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 1: they a greyhound bus now. But by the way, I

1577
01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:21,719
Speaker 1: had forgotten the Shawn stayed and j D runs and

1578
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:26,080
Speaker 1: brings to the flowers and and uh, and then there're Sean.

1579
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:29,519
Speaker 1: They're trying to make it work long distance, so sad

1580
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,160
Speaker 1: for JD. Did you improvise that line where you're like,

1581
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm not sure the flowers are going to reach the water. Yeah,

1582
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:39,400
Speaker 1: that's fine, because he's gotten near this giant bouquet and

1583
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:41,880
Speaker 1: I have my little shitty bouquet. They're gonna just stick

1584
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:43,840
Speaker 1: him in there, and I'm like, I'm not sure they

1585
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,760
Speaker 1: can reach the water. But then it cuts to that

1586
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:49,479
Speaker 1: shot of Sarah and Scott at the end going at it.

1587
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:52,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, were they kissing? Yeah, well Sarah probably

1588
01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:54,679
Speaker 1: thought Scott fully's not gonna be on the show much longer.

1589
01:26:54,720 --> 01:27:00,840
Speaker 1: I need to get mine. Oh my god, there's been

1590
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:04,040
Speaker 1: so many revelations in this show. Joel is open to

1591
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:09,200
Speaker 1: men and women. What about strangely attractive intern That's that's

1592
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:13,000
Speaker 1: a great line, because she's attracted, she's strangely attractive. Those

1593
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:14,840
Speaker 1: are two really good high fives. I miss you five

1594
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:19,280
Speaker 1: and Starling I miss you high fives. Yeah, because I'm

1595
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:21,479
Speaker 1: trying to get you guys to you turk to come

1596
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:23,919
Speaker 1: with hang out with the guys, just kind of blocking

1597
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 1: you from coming out. Yeah, I'm so glad you said

1598
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,719
Speaker 1: all these notes, you guys, because all these jokes, you guys,

1599
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:31,840
Speaker 1: I have them all listening there, just like the right

1600
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:34,840
Speaker 1: down the one ahead, me too. That's what I did.

1601
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:38,680
Speaker 1: I could I could go a long time with that

1602
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:46,120
Speaker 1: sex Sean. I'm like a sex camel, very sincere. Oh

1603
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:50,479
Speaker 1: poor Elliott, I feel bad for But then Sean comes back,

1604
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:54,960
Speaker 1: that handsome bastard. All right, I think we did it, guys, Yeah,

1605
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:59,200
Speaker 1: we did. We We went a long time. Rob. You

1606
01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:01,760
Speaker 1: always makes us smile, and I hope you'll come back

1607
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:04,360
Speaker 1: and do the show again. I'll let dude, I've really

1608
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, Robert. Miss you, man.

1609
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,400
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you in a long time, and we've

1610
01:28:09,439 --> 01:28:11,320
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time. We spent a lot of

1611
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:15,320
Speaker 1: time together outside of scrubs, playing basketball and stuff like that,

1612
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:17,679
Speaker 1: and and what I would like to think of as

1613
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:20,720
Speaker 1: the trenches trying to win championships and stuff, and when

1614
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:23,160
Speaker 1: you play basketball when it's true though, but when you

1615
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:28,240
Speaker 1: play basketball with people like we've played basketball, you've seen

1616
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:32,559
Speaker 1: them in really tough situations. And dude, I miss you, man.

1617
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:35,680
Speaker 1: I miss you tremendously, and you always you know, I

1618
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:37,960
Speaker 1: feel like you always come out on top. So it's

1619
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:40,320
Speaker 1: really good to see Rob. Thank you so much. I

1620
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,639
Speaker 1: feel the same way. I miss you. Guys both well,

1621
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:46,720
Speaker 1: check out Rob on cameo and h and hire him

1622
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:50,880
Speaker 1: to say funny shit to your friends and relatives and

1623
01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:52,360
Speaker 1: or if you're in there, or if you're in the

1624
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:56,879
Speaker 1: cinematica area and you're looking for a flat person to call, Yeah,

1625
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,720
Speaker 1: Robert Maschio, Rob, how do they find you? Rob? What's

1626
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:03,240
Speaker 1: your estate website? It's I'm a broker now and but

1627
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm still just an associate broke. I have an office

1628
01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:08,799
Speaker 1: on Main Streat with my picture in the window. Sometimes

1629
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:10,479
Speaker 1: people will walk by and they'll be like, Oh, that's

1630
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:12,160
Speaker 1: the top from Scrubs and I'll be like, is it

1631
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:14,560
Speaker 1: really and like, yeah, that's him, and they don't realize it.

1632
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,600
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, Thank you so much. Don't forget to

1633
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:26,639
Speaker 1: double check that you're registered or registered for the first

1634
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:32,880
Speaker 1: time by going to headcount dot org. Slash Zach and Donald. Also,

1635
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:35,280
Speaker 1: we got new colors up with the T shirts and

1636
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:39,320
Speaker 1: the sweatshirts. Yes, great new merchup. We got pink and

1637
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:42,559
Speaker 1: there's sweatshirts if you go to when you're on the thing,

1638
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:45,760
Speaker 1: which is cotton good, you go to cotton Bureau dot

1639
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:49,599
Speaker 1: com and then search for fake doctors. You'll see there

1640
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,720
Speaker 1: you can choose sweatshirt, tank top. There's all sorts of

1641
01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:56,559
Speaker 1: stuff and and and Joel is restocking all the towels

1642
01:29:56,560 --> 01:30:01,479
Speaker 1: and the washing the stickers on, ready to go all Joe. Well,

1643
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:04,599
Speaker 1: all of all of that training Joel got at the

1644
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,400
Speaker 1: Gap when she used to work at the Gap. It's

1645
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:10,719
Speaker 1: all paying off now. And as you know, we're only

1646
01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:12,840
Speaker 1: on once a week for just a few weeks. But

1647
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:17,160
Speaker 1: next Tuesday we have the legendary Say Serrano everybody's favorite

1648
01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:23,400
Speaker 1: guests next to Rob Matchio for my brother Where art thou?

1649
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 1: I think that's the one where Tom kavanaughs in the

1650
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:28,960
Speaker 1: in the bathtub. If I'm not mistaken, We shall see

1651
01:30:30,439 --> 01:30:32,880
Speaker 1: all right, guys, don would you like to count the

1652
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:37,280
Speaker 1: universe into our final song, Our final song of the

1653
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:42,040
Speaker 1: day of the day, the final song of this download

1654
01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:48,439
Speaker 1: seven as about show we made about a bunch of

1655
01:30:49,080 --> 01:31:01,920
Speaker 1: nurses around here, A yeah around you here of struts

1656
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 1: for you watch your beside. Mm hmmm