WEBVTT - How Cremation Works

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve Camray.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to Stuff you should know

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<v Speaker 1>from house Stuff Works dot com. Hey, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chucker's bryant

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<v Speaker 1>with a full beard. Actually, yeah, do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>that would smell like if it caught fire? It would

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<v Speaker 1>smell like mayonnaise. It's it's smell worse than mandaise ever did.

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry's in there like she doesn't like the smell of

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<v Speaker 1>burning hair or mannix um. Burning mayonnaise would be particularly

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<v Speaker 1>bad if you had hair on top of your burning

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<v Speaker 1>hairy mannaise the worst thing you can burn, So chuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully that will never happen while you're alive. It could

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<v Speaker 1>possibly happen um after you're deceased, if you're cremated. Like

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<v Speaker 1>a fellow named Ralph White, who you know about? I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of the guy you have to chuck. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember that horrid webcast we used to have. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a guy. He was the president past president of

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<v Speaker 1>the Adventurers Adventurers Club and not to be confused with

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<v Speaker 1>the one from South Park. This guy UM was a

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<v Speaker 1>real life adventure and he he was I think he

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<v Speaker 1>was like a a cameraman for UM a skydiving show

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<v Speaker 1>called rip Chord National Geographic. He was there when they

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<v Speaker 1>discovered the Titanic Buddies with the Jim Cameron. Yeah he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was second director I think on Titanic. Yeah, who

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<v Speaker 1>was Jim Cameron was also in that club, the little

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<v Speaker 1>Club in l A. That's right. Yeah, I'll bet Ralph

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<v Speaker 1>White got Jim Cameron in. And are we calling him

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Now? I didn't realize we were on that that

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<v Speaker 1>friendly basis Jim or Jimmy. Well, anyway, Ralph White was

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<v Speaker 1>had a pretty cool post not post mortem. He had

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<v Speaker 1>a very cool posthumous story and that was he was

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<v Speaker 1>cremated and his friends were so dedicated and loyal to

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<v Speaker 1>him that, Um, whenever they go on to travel now

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<v Speaker 1>they take about a tenth about a teaspoon or of

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<v Speaker 1>the teaspoon, some very small amount of Ralph White's cremated

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<v Speaker 1>remains and scatter and wherever they go. Pretty cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's in the whaling wall in Jerusalem. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>he's in Lake but call. He went on a space

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<v Speaker 1>flight and Ralph Whites. Posthumous adventures kind of illustrate all

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<v Speaker 1>the wonderful things you can do with a cremated body,

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<v Speaker 1>which is one of the reasons why people choose to

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<v Speaker 1>be cremated. It's highly portable, right, absolutely, and it's nothing new, Chuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Cremation has been going on for a very long time,

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't it. Yeah, we won't get into I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 1>we could rattle off every country and when they started,

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<v Speaker 1>but we really could because of this fine, fine article

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<v Speaker 1>written by a freelancer, right, Michelle Kim. I've never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of this person before, but it was a really great article. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But it has been around since prehistoric times. China has

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<v Speaker 1>been doing it since eight thousand BC. That's more than

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<v Speaker 1>ten thousand years ago, more than ten thousand years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>One part of the history I did find interesting though

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<v Speaker 1>and fitting since we did our Freemason cast was the

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<v Speaker 1>Freemasons during the French Revolution kind of push for cremation

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<v Speaker 1>because it was the whole not anti religion, but just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of mixing it up with religion. You know. They

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<v Speaker 1>were anti Catholic Church, well, very much against the Church,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were saying, if you have yourself cremated, it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like sticking your thumb up because well, because

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<v Speaker 1>Catholic said, you can't get cremated for a long time. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of contradicts the whole resurrection thing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the body's kind of gotta be intact. It's like the

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<v Speaker 1>one thing we can't do. You know. We can rise

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<v Speaker 1>from the dead, but if you're sorry, yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to come back and find that you're

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but asses, because you're gonna be ticked off, right right. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The actual creamator, the cremation chamber, which I like to

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<v Speaker 1>call the cremator even though it's not. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a crib star product from the Adventures of Pete and Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. It was invented in the late eighteen hundreds

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<v Speaker 1>by Professor Brunetti, and uh, it started in Earnest in

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<v Speaker 1>the United States in Pennsylvania in eighteen seventies six. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when Pennsylvania isn't non licensed state still, which I thought

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<v Speaker 1>was interesting. Is it really Well, there's a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a scandal that we'll talk about later that Um. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>the the crematory business, you either have fine upstanding people

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<v Speaker 1>or like some of the earth ye running these places, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about how this works, all right. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>I got a step for you real quick though. As

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<v Speaker 1>far as it's popularity, Um, in n three point six

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<v Speaker 1>percent of bodies were cremated, and just a few years

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<v Speaker 1>ago that numbers at and they expected to be half right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of a lot of reasons why right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're running out of land. Um. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people who think that burials aren't so green,

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<v Speaker 1>which is true. Yeah, um, yeah, because they use like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, really nice woods and metals, and you have

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<v Speaker 1>to pour cement lining the bodies and balms, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to eventually leak out all of those things. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk later about whether or not cremations green and

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<v Speaker 1>the spoilers it's not. Sort of is, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's not green, but it's definitely not green. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not brown either, it's not black. It's somewhere between. So chuckers,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready to talk. Yeah, Like, just the actual process

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty gruesome. Um. Initially, they store the body in

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<v Speaker 1>a cool room just to keep it nice and fresh

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<v Speaker 1>for the cremation. Um. It's usually examined by a coroner

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<v Speaker 1>and they have to like sign off and say this

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<v Speaker 1>is good to go, because you can't exhume the body

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<v Speaker 1>later on if you need to. No accidental death that

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't been fully vetted, like I imagine, they wouldn't cremate

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<v Speaker 1>like someone that was had any kind of relation to

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<v Speaker 1>a crime or anything like that, at least not for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. Uh. And then what happens is they

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<v Speaker 1>remove some things from your body. If you have the

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<v Speaker 1>following pacemaker, breast implants, silicon breast implants, prothesis, or cancer seeds,

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<v Speaker 1>the little radioactive seeds that they inject into a tumor

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<v Speaker 1>and then be shoot with like a laser or a

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<v Speaker 1>radio frequency generator. Yeah, none of this stuff is good

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<v Speaker 1>for for cremation, so they remove that from your body.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's some things that can't be removed. Well, they

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<v Speaker 1>could remove it, but they tend not to. Easy fillings,

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<v Speaker 1>mercury fillings, jewelry, and glasses like some people want, like

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<v Speaker 1>you would be buried with your glasses on. They want

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<v Speaker 1>you cremated with your glasses, right. But in some countries,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't look this up, so I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>countries there are laws against anybody who's cremating a body

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<v Speaker 1>from touching anything on the body. Right, you gotta do

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<v Speaker 1>it how you get it right, that's what they say

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<v Speaker 1>on the shirts. So you can buy, they can get shop. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they put the body once it's been removed,

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<v Speaker 1>these things into a flammable box like a pine or

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<v Speaker 1>cardboard box or one made of hairy mannaise. They slide

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<v Speaker 1>it into the incinerator is already preheated, by the way, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>to at least eleven hundred degrees fahrenheight, which is five

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<v Speaker 1>degrees celsius. I think off the top of my head. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's hot, chuck, it's gotta be hot. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>not like you don't just put the body in and

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<v Speaker 1>then it just burns. It just catches fire. Right now.

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<v Speaker 1>They actually shoot a column of flame at the torso

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<v Speaker 1>like a jet engine. Yeah, basically, So once the body's

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<v Speaker 1>in what's it called the retort. Uh, it's called a retort.

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<v Speaker 1>They slide it in there on the old metal rollers

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<v Speaker 1>and uh. Families. Sometimes you can watch this process through

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<v Speaker 1>the window if you want, and if your Hindu, and

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<v Speaker 1>if it's a Hindu cremation, you can actually push go right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess to start the column of flame. Right you

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<v Speaker 1>just like so long? Yeah, so here aunt Tina. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>so the door is sealed up obviously, Um, like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>they aim at your torso and then this is what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the gruesome part um as you would expe

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<v Speaker 1>when you have a jet engine jet flame shot at

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<v Speaker 1>your torso, it ignites the container initially. Obviously, your body

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<v Speaker 1>starts to dry out all that water that's in your

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<v Speaker 1>body pretty quick. Yeah. I would imagine your soft tissue

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<v Speaker 1>tightens up, it burns up, and it vaporizes. Your skin

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<v Speaker 1>discolors and blisters and splits, just like a broad Worth

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<v Speaker 1>on a girl. Yeah, exactly. The muscle chars, it flexes,

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<v Speaker 1>and your limbs actually can extend like your limbs are moving.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked all over the place to find the discussions

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<v Speaker 1>about this stuff about like a body sitting up. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the closest thing I saw was does a body sit up?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a wicky answer so that it

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<v Speaker 1>has zero credibility. But if you're if your muscles are

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<v Speaker 1>contracting or tightening or doing anything like, yeah, your arms

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<v Speaker 1>can go up. And I mean imagine the people eight

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<v Speaker 1>and eight thousand BC in China, they're like, wait, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not dead. Yeah. At a goldfish, I tried to flush

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<v Speaker 1>one time and I put him in and he started

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<v Speaker 1>swimming again. And then I put him back in the

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<v Speaker 1>tank and he just floated. So it was just like

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<v Speaker 1>the water most and those Well, now I didn't flush

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<v Speaker 1>it like I would when I put him in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>He started moving every single time. It was weird. That

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<v Speaker 1>is weird. I'm pretty convinced he was dead though, are

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<v Speaker 1>he was by the time I froze him in a

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<v Speaker 1>block of ice. And you'll find out when you get

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<v Speaker 1>to the the heaven. That's right. Um, So your muscles have

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<v Speaker 1>charred and tightened, and your limbs are flailing about and

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<v Speaker 1>your bones obviously you're the last thing to go, and

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<v Speaker 1>they are calcified and then kind of just flake off

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<v Speaker 1>and crumble into little bone bits. Yeah, and chuck. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The bones that are or the stuff that is left

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<v Speaker 1>are the charred bones that are really doesn't take a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot, I think to pulverize them, but it does

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<v Speaker 1>take an extra step and they actually do hold their shape.

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<v Speaker 1>So you go from a body in a box to

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<v Speaker 1>like a charred skeleton is what it ultimately comes down

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<v Speaker 1>to and you either rake or sweep the remaining like

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<v Speaker 1>bone material into something called the cremulator cremulate, and that

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<v Speaker 1>is the that's a grinder that grinds up everything and

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<v Speaker 1>pulverizes into this fine, grainy actually coarse grainy powder. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They described it as like um ash is sort of

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<v Speaker 1>a weird word because it's not like a like a

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<v Speaker 1>charred ash from your fire. It's it's more like gravel,

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<v Speaker 1>they said, like little tiny bits of gravel because it's

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<v Speaker 1>pulverized bone. Right, um. And it usually takes about two

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<v Speaker 1>to three hours, depending on the kind of uh crematory.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess whatever machine you put it in. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>different kinds, right, and how big your bones are too,

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<v Speaker 1>that has something to do with it too. But also UM,

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<v Speaker 1>I found that it depends on the level of well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's something called the um enter Tech four. You

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<v Speaker 1>should go on to Matthew's crematorium dot com. They have

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<v Speaker 1>specs and it's just weird because these guys are like

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<v Speaker 1>selling their crematorium uh, and here's all the specs for them.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing is like state of the art. Interchech four

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<v Speaker 1>is um and it burns a body and no more

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<v Speaker 1>than seventy five minutes. Really, that's pretty good. That must

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<v Speaker 1>have been the modern ones that they say are all

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<v Speaker 1>like automated. Now, well they also sell them ones that

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<v Speaker 1>burn a body in four hours. So it's like low

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<v Speaker 1>end to high end. Okay, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay for what you get um. And at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of this whole process, you're gonna end up with about

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<v Speaker 1>three to nine pounds of ash. And that's actually that's

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<v Speaker 1>where it depends on your bones. They say it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter like how fat you are because that I think

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<v Speaker 1>that burns away pretty easily. Yeah, I would think. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's like your bone structure. Bones tough to burn, I guess. So,

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<v Speaker 1>so chuck these things. We said that they are preheated

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<v Speaker 1>to about eleven degrees, right, but they get up to

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<v Speaker 1>about two thousand. So you can't just build this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't build an inner chech or whatever you're building

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<v Speaker 1>out of um regular brick or cment or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it explode the first time you tried to

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<v Speaker 1>do this. So these specialized composite brick material and actually

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<v Speaker 1>over time the interior will be eaten away by the

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<v Speaker 1>heat and the expansion and contraction will actually lose surface.

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<v Speaker 1>So apparently what's recommended is after UM the bricks lose

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<v Speaker 1>about half of their width, they have to be replaced. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sounds kind of crude, But the way it's

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<v Speaker 1>described in the article, and the way I've heard it

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<v Speaker 1>described is it's it's sort of like a pizza oven. Yeah,

0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:25.520
<v Speaker 1>they're made of similar things. Cooka pizza, cooka body, cookade body.

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<v Speaker 1>So these things go for a two and fifty thou

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. UM, and they use natural gas or

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<v Speaker 1>propane or um propane accessories or diesel. I've seen UM.

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<v Speaker 1>But they used to burn coal, and I imagine that

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<v Speaker 1>was a real pain in body back in the sixties.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they were still using coal. I gotta keep

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<v Speaker 1>stoking that fire, right. Another thing I thought was cool

0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.040
<v Speaker 1>was UM And I started thinking too, when you when

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<v Speaker 1>you burn a fire, obviously you see ashes kind of

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<v Speaker 1>floating all over the place, and I thought, well, surely

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<v Speaker 1>they've got a you know, account for that when you're

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<v Speaker 1>burning a body, and they do. They ignite a second

0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:08.400
<v Speaker 1>flame in a side chamber, and that burns off dust

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<v Speaker 1>that's trying to escape the retort, and some of them

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<v Speaker 1>even shoot water out the top to make sure none

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<v Speaker 1>of the dust escapes out of the top of the plume.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's called what scrubbing, wet scrubbing? What what

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<v Speaker 1>else do we do? Oh? That was the a fluorid thing, right,

0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:29.400
<v Speaker 1>descrubbing the inside of the and carbon sequestion sequestration. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my brain is getting too full these days, I do

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<v Speaker 1>we need to stop doing the show. And after it's

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<v Speaker 1>all done, you can actually get remains cremated remains. And

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<v Speaker 1>I found that they say that you shouldn't call them creamines.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what the the c A n A says. Why

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<v Speaker 1>they just say it's sort of a crude thing that

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<v Speaker 1>people non industry people say, let's just shorten it. And

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, they think it's disrespected, So we won't say

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<v Speaker 1>the word cremains. But you can have your cremated remains

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<v Speaker 1>mailed to you via USPS if you want. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>it in the United States eights. You can't do it

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<v Speaker 1>via FedEx or ups or you can't if they know

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<v Speaker 1>what's in the box. Um and I couldn't find out

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<v Speaker 1>why there's no explanation on ups IS or FedEx this site.

0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:15.760
<v Speaker 1>They just say you can't. We won't ship that. They

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<v Speaker 1>also won't ship a disinterred body. Well, thank goodness for that,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. But um, the only thing I could the

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<v Speaker 1>only suggestion I could find why they wouldn't do this,

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<v Speaker 1>You can't ensure cremated remains. Oh yeah, that's probably it,

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<v Speaker 1>which I imagine they ensure everything somehow, And they do

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<v Speaker 1>want to get hit with a lawsuit, right because people

0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.360
<v Speaker 1>get mad when you lose their Yeah. Probably so. The

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<v Speaker 1>other cool thing about the USPS, though, is that they

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<v Speaker 1>make sure to point out that it's got to be

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<v Speaker 1>a sift proof box. You don't want like ashes leaking

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<v Speaker 1>out the side, and you have to have like somebody's

0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.200
<v Speaker 1>got a sign for it. Right. So usually if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get an urn or whatever, when when you get

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<v Speaker 1>your created remains, um, the crematorium will have them in

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<v Speaker 1>like basically a plastic bag inside maybe a plastic line

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<v Speaker 1>designed to hold this kind of thing, right yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>there may be just like very small remnants of other

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<v Speaker 1>people with your remains. Like they did the best job

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<v Speaker 1>they can. They burn one body at a time. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, if you're on the up and up,

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<v Speaker 1>as a good cremator should be. But inevitably when you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about ash and you're sweeping it out, there might

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<v Speaker 1>be a little bit of Joe mixed in with Harry,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know what I mean. Well, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>you mean, so chuck it. Also, I guess the industry

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<v Speaker 1>standard is, just like you don't want to switch babies

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<v Speaker 1>in the hospital, at the other end of life, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to switch cremated remains of dead people. Right.

0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.280
<v Speaker 1>So apparently they'll stick a tag in your mouth like

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<v Speaker 1>a metal disc, or they'll put it somewhere on your

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<v Speaker 1>person so that when you're when you're melted down, this

0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.800
<v Speaker 1>thing is still there so you can be identified. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got paperwork that goes with you from the moment

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<v Speaker 1>you come to the crematorium to the moment you leave.

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<v Speaker 1>That's supposed to be with you every step of the way. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>And there's basically all of this is supposed to avoid

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<v Speaker 1>a mix up, Right, You're supposed to. It doesn't always,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when the crematorium operator or owner isn't on the

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<v Speaker 1>up and up, as you said, And there's been plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of examples of that, haven't there been. Yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little alarmed to find out how little regulation goes

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<v Speaker 1>on in some states. Yeah, only until the Tri States

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<v Speaker 1>Tri State crematorium Candle of I think two to Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Did Georgia close its loopholes and now all crematoriums have

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<v Speaker 1>to be licensed by the state. Yeah, in Georgia. But

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<v Speaker 1>and and I actually got a different number here she said,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three of the fifty states license, I've actually got

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<v Speaker 1>only eight do not license, is what I found. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's that's bettering. But if you look all of these, um,

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<v Speaker 1>the examples in this article are in the two thousands,

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<v Speaker 1>So I wonder if that caused like a state expansion

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<v Speaker 1>or crematorium regulation reform. So, because if you what happened

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<v Speaker 1>in Georgia will tell you a sec But if you

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<v Speaker 1>see this on the news and you're in like Pennsylvania,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't want that kind of news hitting their state.

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<v Speaker 1>So I would imagine it probably spurred some some action

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<v Speaker 1>Pennsylvania and Budd we'll talk about the Georgia guy first,

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<v Speaker 1>very Brent Marsh Yeah, pleaded guilty and apologized. Yeah he

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<v Speaker 1>uh he owned a CREMATORI um in noble Georgia, and

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<v Speaker 1>neither Chuck Nora, I know where that is, so don't

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<v Speaker 1>ask um. I think it's a probably in the north

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<v Speaker 1>west because it's where Tennessee, Georgia, and Alabama come together,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why you call it tried state crematorium. He

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<v Speaker 1>was serving all three states, UM and in all three

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<v Speaker 1>states the bodies of the beloved deceased were basically half

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<v Speaker 1>buried out in the backyard because the cremator broke down

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<v Speaker 1>and they just never got it fixed. Yeah, the incinerator

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<v Speaker 1>broke and so I think three hundred and thirty six

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<v Speaker 1>bodies in total were found and UM I found they

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<v Speaker 1>originally they could only charge him with accepting money and

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<v Speaker 1>fraud for services not rendered. Yeah, there was no there's

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<v Speaker 1>no law in the books. They hit him with some

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff though I think it must have come out

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<v Speaker 1>after this article. He was actually charged with UM almost

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred counts of theft and abuse of a corpse.

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<v Speaker 1>So they actually charging with stealing these corpses. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go to prison within an abuse of a

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<v Speaker 1>corpse wrap on your head. They'll find out about that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And he was sentenced to eight thousand years in prison

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<v Speaker 1>and UM plea bargain that down to twelve years. Somehow

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<v Speaker 1>did you say eight thousand years? That was almost a spit.

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<v Speaker 1>Take that. Yeah, you were drinking your deep drink and

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<v Speaker 1>you almost fitted out. Uh so, yeah, eight thousand down

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<v Speaker 1>to twelve, which is pretty good deal for him. Um

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<v Speaker 1>there was a thirty six million dollar settlement from fifty

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<v Speaker 1>eight funeral homes that sent bodies to the sky, So

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<v Speaker 1>they sued the funeral homes and then they brought a suit,

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<v Speaker 1>an eighty million dollar civil suits settlement against um, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy and his father's estate. And they probably don't have

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of dose, so they're probably gonna do what

0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:11.520
<v Speaker 1>it happens when that happens, which is you go after

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<v Speaker 1>the insurance company. Oh yeah, the Georgia farm. But the

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<v Speaker 1>guy didn't even get around to having the incinerator fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>He does, he's got three bodies in his backyard. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's uh, he's in jail right now as far

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<v Speaker 1>as yeah, almost for eight thousand years. And you said

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<v Speaker 1>Pennsylvania didn't want that to happen, Probably it did. In

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand five. What happened there there was a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who ran a crematorium and he had a he had

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<v Speaker 1>a deal with the local women's hospital to cremate the

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<v Speaker 1>remains of pre term babies. Basically aborted fetuses. This guy's

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<v Speaker 1>job was to incinerate him. It's probably not a fun

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<v Speaker 1>contract to sign. Even if that's the way you make

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<v Speaker 1>your money, you can't feel great about like closing that deal, right, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't go out for a big fat st Um

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<v Speaker 1>the authorities, I guess we're tipped off. And they went

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<v Speaker 1>into his garage and found in boxes the remains of

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred fetuses. Actually nineteen of them were post term really,

0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:18.119
<v Speaker 1>so they were born children. Um that he was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to cremate and he didn't. But they can only get

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<v Speaker 1>them on nineteen counts because they're unborn, so he couldn't.

0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:28.000
<v Speaker 1>They weren't technically human beings under the eyes of the loss,

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<v Speaker 1>so he didn't get anything for those, But for the

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen he he got in some trouble, but he set

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<v Speaker 1>in his body. I don't know, but he had him

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<v Speaker 1>in boxes in his garage to which is apparently the

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<v Speaker 1>m O of the shady crematorium operator. Yeah. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>they did the book at him. Oh yeah, I'm sure

0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:44.800
<v Speaker 1>they did. That makes me angry. Uh, can't you tell

0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:48.240
<v Speaker 1>how angry at him? Um? And like Elsinore, California, josh

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<v Speaker 1>In two thousand three, a a dodgy owner was selling

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<v Speaker 1>body parts for a medical research like heads yeah too people, Yeah,

0:20:56.960 --> 0:20:59.880
<v Speaker 1>which means that he was cutting these heads off. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was sentenced to twenty years in prison. And

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<v Speaker 1>did I say just say prison? And then in Mississippi, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a really nice guy named Mark Sieep who

0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:16.280
<v Speaker 1>was mixing human remains together, giving out wrong ashes, dumping

0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:19.040
<v Speaker 1>them into trash bends and he was found guilty and

0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:21.520
<v Speaker 1>put in jail too. Yeah did you say that, um

0:21:21.680 --> 0:21:25.159
<v Speaker 1>Marie Brent Marsh was giving people wood, ash and cement.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mention that, but yeah, that's what he did,

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<v Speaker 1>because I mean, it's not like he was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh I got nothing and they burned up entirely. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, here's some cement and an urn. Thanks for

0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.760
<v Speaker 1>the money. Yeah. I understand that guy's incinerator burning and

0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:39.480
<v Speaker 1>maybe not having the money to fix it, but I

0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:43.040
<v Speaker 1>bet you anything he may have made enough money to

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<v Speaker 1>get it fixed after that and was like, hey, I'm

0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:47.720
<v Speaker 1>kind of onto something here. We don't actually have to

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<v Speaker 1>do this as pure profit exactly, So Chuck, before we

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<v Speaker 1>get into things that you can do with um the

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<v Speaker 1>remains of a loved one, right, can we talk about

0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:00.480
<v Speaker 1>it whether or not it's green. I got a couple

0:22:00.480 --> 0:22:02.960
<v Speaker 1>of stats here that I think are important. So a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people are like, a natural burial or a

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<v Speaker 1>regular burial is not very green, and it's expensive to

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<v Speaker 1>between like seven and ten grand. But then they also say,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't want to go entirely green, which

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<v Speaker 1>is bio cremation, which is alkaline hydrosis. We talked about

0:22:19.000 --> 0:22:20.879
<v Speaker 1>that before, and what you can do with the dead body. Remember,

0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:22.920
<v Speaker 1>it turns you into oil that's poured down the drain.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty awesome, it is. So this has to be

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<v Speaker 1>something in between though, right for the conscientious person who

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<v Speaker 1>maybe kind of believes in and afterlife and wants to

0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:36.880
<v Speaker 1>do more with this body that do you believe in afterlife?

0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:39.840
<v Speaker 1>It's a vague noise. I wonder where you endure trying

0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:43.160
<v Speaker 1>to believe. It's like a tick sucking like a hot

0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:47.640
<v Speaker 1>dog pack. So in two thousand nine, Reuters just doing

0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:50.520
<v Speaker 1>this article on biocremation, they were talking about how green

0:22:50.760 --> 0:22:53.840
<v Speaker 1>is regular cremation, and it's not green at all like

0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:56.320
<v Speaker 1>you think about it. You're using tons of natural gas,

0:22:57.040 --> 0:22:59.359
<v Speaker 1>not tons OF's hyperbolic, but you're using a lot of

0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:01.520
<v Speaker 1>natural gas or diesel or whatever. You're using a lot

0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:07.080
<v Speaker 1>of electricity. It takes both. Um, So apparently it releases

0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:10.960
<v Speaker 1>a standard cremation releases about eight hundred and eighty pounds

0:23:11.000 --> 0:23:14.680
<v Speaker 1>of CEO two just one body, and that's the big enemy.

0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:18.880
<v Speaker 1>And it uses enough energy to basically power a five

0:23:18.960 --> 0:23:22.760
<v Speaker 1>hundred mile road trip, so not not one and the same,

0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:25.800
<v Speaker 1>like these are two separate things. So it uses the

0:23:25.920 --> 0:23:29.760
<v Speaker 1>energy to get you across country five miles and it

0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:32.520
<v Speaker 1>depending on the size of your country, and it releases

0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:34.560
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred and eighty pounds of CEO two into the air.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what that compares to footprint wise to standard burial.

0:23:38.840 --> 0:23:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I think it's I think I don't know, and I

0:23:43.520 --> 0:23:47.960
<v Speaker 1>think it's just entirely different ways. Where I think maybe

0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:52.320
<v Speaker 1>a natural or a regular traditional burial is more it's

0:23:52.359 --> 0:23:55.639
<v Speaker 1>more polluting, like directly polluting into the into the ground

0:23:55.640 --> 0:23:57.840
<v Speaker 1>and the kind of thing, and it's using up resources,

0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:02.240
<v Speaker 1>where um, a cream nation has less of an impact

0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:05.879
<v Speaker 1>over time, but immediately it's a lot of input. It

0:24:05.920 --> 0:24:09.760
<v Speaker 1>requires a lot of input. Gotcha, that's my concept of it, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't mind being burned, but I like the um.

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<v Speaker 1>Which country was it where they like burn you on

0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:16.920
<v Speaker 1>top of the wood by like the banks of the river.

0:24:17.280 --> 0:24:19.600
<v Speaker 1>That's India. Yeah, I like that. That's what how I

0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:21.520
<v Speaker 1>would want to go. Well, buddy, if you live in

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:23.639
<v Speaker 1>India and you're a Hindu, that's exactly how you have

0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:26.560
<v Speaker 1>to go. That was a perfect segrete of religion. And

0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:30.800
<v Speaker 1>I guess so. Uh you said Hindu is a mandate cremation. Yeah,

0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:33.760
<v Speaker 1>They're the only only religion that does. Yeah, and it's uh,

0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:35.680
<v Speaker 1>it's called um. I'm gonna go ahead and give it

0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:39.200
<v Speaker 1>a whirl here. Uh antem sandcar? Which is last? Right?

0:24:40.000 --> 0:24:45.680
<v Speaker 1>You wanna hit the other one? Uh? Antsd? Yeah? Antist?

0:24:45.800 --> 0:24:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I think? Which is last sacrifice? Yeah? And that is

0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:52.080
<v Speaker 1>those are one of the sixteen life rituals. I guess

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:54.159
<v Speaker 1>it would be the last one. Actually, I'll probably be

0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:57.159
<v Speaker 1>corrected there. Maybe one after that the whole rebirth and

0:24:57.200 --> 0:25:00.439
<v Speaker 1>all that. Maybe, but the the I guess the smoke

0:25:01.040 --> 0:25:03.880
<v Speaker 1>um gets the body to the next life. I bet

0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:05.879
<v Speaker 1>it's one of the last four. I bet it is.

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll wager on that. Uh. And they yeah, like you said,

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:12.119
<v Speaker 1>it's their Hindu. So they say you dispose of this

0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 1>body and it ushers you and helps you be reborn

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:17.680
<v Speaker 1>into the next life when you're cremated. And while Hinduism

0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:20.680
<v Speaker 1>is the only religion that mandates you have that's how

0:25:20.800 --> 0:25:25.119
<v Speaker 1>you that's how your body is disposed of. Um, Sikhism

0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>and Jainism are both kind of strongly adorse it, although

0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:33.040
<v Speaker 1>they don't require it. Right And Um, you were saying

0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 1>that they cremate people in India along the banks of

0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:39.120
<v Speaker 1>the river. Most of their cremations from what I understand

0:25:39.160 --> 0:25:43.280
<v Speaker 1>our open air cremations idea, there's a city called Varanasi,

0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:45.879
<v Speaker 1>which is apparently is the holy city to be cremated

0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:49.919
<v Speaker 1>in and you are cremated out and open along the

0:25:49.920 --> 0:25:52.479
<v Speaker 1>banks of the Ganges. Yeah, that's nice. But they do

0:25:52.560 --> 0:25:55.760
<v Speaker 1>have an electric crematorium. But since there's a billion people

0:25:55.760 --> 0:25:58.439
<v Speaker 1>who live in India and all of one electricity, this

0:25:58.680 --> 0:26:03.679
<v Speaker 1>place that suffers power. Man, that's sad. If you are

0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:08.200
<v Speaker 1>a Christian, Jewish or your Muslim Josh, they generally frown

0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:11.440
<v Speaker 1>upon it because or outright prohibited, depending on which religion

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:14.880
<v Speaker 1>it is. Yeah, Islam prohibits it. Yeah, they like they

0:26:14.880 --> 0:26:17.280
<v Speaker 1>want you buried that day the same day you die,

0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:21.680
<v Speaker 1>preferably right. So Um in Judaism, Chuck Uh, I don't

0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:24.359
<v Speaker 1>think it's actually restricted. I think you can if you

0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:29.879
<v Speaker 1>want to. But the m among Orthodox and conservative Jews,

0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:35.199
<v Speaker 1>the memory of the Holocaust sure still understandably smarts to

0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:37.560
<v Speaker 1>the point where they're like, why would you want to

0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:41.240
<v Speaker 1>be cremated? This is you know, that's it's there's legacy

0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:43.240
<v Speaker 1>is still around. So there's a lot of there's a

0:26:43.280 --> 0:26:45.640
<v Speaker 1>lot of Jews who don't want to be cremated, even

0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:50.119
<v Speaker 1>though their religion doesn't prohibit it, right understandably, Um, Protestants,

0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:52.960
<v Speaker 1>actually is where you're gonna be find some more open

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:56.680
<v Speaker 1>minds to cremation. They don't, you know, have any literature

0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 1>that says you should do this, but they're definitely more

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:01.440
<v Speaker 1>understanding about it than other really, right. And we talked

0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 1>about the Catholic Church having a problem with it because

0:27:04.560 --> 0:27:08.119
<v Speaker 1>of its association with subversiveness towards the church. But in

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:12.520
<v Speaker 1>the sixties the Catholic Church said, hey, we've never really

0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:16.359
<v Speaker 1>prohibited it. You can't get cremated if you want, and

0:27:16.400 --> 0:27:19.200
<v Speaker 1>apparently they gave it a boost. The Hula Burger people

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:22.800
<v Speaker 1>really catered for the Catholics in the sixties. I found

0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Canna says that of Catholics are cremated now, so that's

0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 1>quite a boost. I would say. Um. The Mormons also,

0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:33.080
<v Speaker 1>they're not big on cremation, although they don't prohibit it.

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:37.520
<v Speaker 1>And in countries where um it's traditional, they're like, yeah,

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:42.480
<v Speaker 1>please go ahead. But the Orthodox Eastern Orthodox Church says nay,

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:47.240
<v Speaker 1>yeah yet, good point. Thanks, Um, where are we now

0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:49.640
<v Speaker 1>with some can we talk about finally what you can

0:27:49.680 --> 0:27:52.359
<v Speaker 1>do with your remains? I think it's high time to

0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:54.440
<v Speaker 1>you not what you can do with your remains, because

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 1>you clearly can't do anything. But that's not what you

0:27:56.400 --> 0:27:58.879
<v Speaker 1>can do if your remains, but what your friends and

0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 1>family can do with your remains. And sometimes they like

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:05.159
<v Speaker 1>to um, keep you in and urn and then they

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 1>have these little cemetery like buildings called a columbarium. And

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:12.960
<v Speaker 1>they just told ashes from what I understand, yeah, it's

0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 1>like a vault. So some people choose that that cost

0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:18.160
<v Speaker 1>him dough. Obviously, go ahead and tell us about your hero.

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I know you want to mention that who Hunter t Yeah?

0:28:21.640 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, he was mixed with fireworks and shot out

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:28.840
<v Speaker 1>of a cannon, a hundred and fifty three foot cannon

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:33.000
<v Speaker 1>also called a memorial tower, and apparently it's it was

0:28:33.800 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 1>an organization called Heavens Above Fireworks that did this, and

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:39.840
<v Speaker 1>every anybody can do it. And Johnny Depth paid for

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 1>the whole party, right, Yeah, And from what I saw

0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:45.400
<v Speaker 1>it was if it was this British company, he would

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 1>have paid about the equivalent of three thousand U S.

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Dollars for a large fireworks display. That's what they charged.

0:28:51.680 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Don't mention money. Actually I did see the average cremation

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:57.960
<v Speaker 1>cost is about six d bucks. Yeah, and the average

0:28:58.000 --> 0:29:02.960
<v Speaker 1>funeral I saw five grand in this article, it's ten grand. Decided,

0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:06.840
<v Speaker 1>let's say somewhere between five and ten dollars. But back

0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 1>to things you can do. We would be remiss um

0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 1>if we didn't mention to our NERD friends that Gene Roddenberry,

0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>the creator of Star Trek fame, was everyone knows this.

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:19.800
<v Speaker 1>He was shot into space. So was Timothy Learry. Oh yeah,

0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 1>that's right, by the same company, Celestis. And they're still

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 1>in business as far as I know. I bet they are.

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:27.920
<v Speaker 1>And then you got life, Jim. If we've talked about

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 1>I think again on the webcast. You can take your

0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 1>cremated remains and have them compressed into a synthetic diamond.

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 1>You can have your remains mixed into paint, and I

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 1>guess that's not so much you can have, but you

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:46.080
<v Speaker 1>can probably just do that. It depends. Like there's there's

0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:48.720
<v Speaker 1>there's actually a guy who does something called um Ash

0:29:48.840 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 1>portraits and he he does it just with the person's ashes,

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 1>but he'll also mix it in with oil or whatever. Interesting,

0:29:56.840 --> 0:30:00.280
<v Speaker 1>but he does portraits of the deceased. All right, change

0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:04.040
<v Speaker 1>my mind. I want to be remembered as dogs playing poker.

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:06.520
<v Speaker 1>That would be pretty off, That's what that would be

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:10.560
<v Speaker 1>really cool. Uh what else can you do? Um? You can, Oh,

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 1>you can become part of the coral reef. I know

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:16.880
<v Speaker 1>there's companies that do that. There's a company called Eternal Reefs.

0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I think is the big one. This is pretty obvious name,

0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:21.480
<v Speaker 1>don't you know. And and what they actually they make

0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>different sized reefs and what they do is they mix

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:28.240
<v Speaker 1>your remains in with cement and like so the big one,

0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:31.040
<v Speaker 1>it can accommodate up to four family members. So if

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 1>your family went down in a plane and you just

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:36.000
<v Speaker 1>feel like showing out for one, you know, coral reef

0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:39.280
<v Speaker 1>they've got you cover. It's like seven grand uh huh,

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 1>and it's pretty big size and it's cool looking. I

0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:43.280
<v Speaker 1>mean it looks like an artificial reef, and then you

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:46.480
<v Speaker 1>take it out and dump it overboard. Fish live amongst

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 1>your your family members, who I really really hope loved

0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 1>scuba diving exactly. Do you remember Keith Richards a couple

0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:56.720
<v Speaker 1>of years ago, he's still alive, well now, his dad

0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:59.280
<v Speaker 1>passed away, and he said that he snorted his father

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 1>with cocaine and then I mean apparently said the Center interview.

0:31:03.240 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Then that came out and he was like, no, no, no,

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:07.240
<v Speaker 1>no no, I was just kidding around. I of course

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:10.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't snort my father. I think he snorted his father.

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 1>I think he did too. The Sound like Um episode

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:17.320
<v Speaker 1>where this these people snort the remains of this girl. Yeah,

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I remember that one. I do have some stats for you, though,

0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:24.080
<v Speaker 1>what people seem to like to doty percent to keep

0:31:24.200 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 1>the ashes at their home, thirty seven percent bury the ashes.

0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Do the scatter very popular? I thought it'd be more

0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:36.040
<v Speaker 1>popular than that though. The most popular one is water

0:31:36.160 --> 0:31:40.320
<v Speaker 1>scattering and number two is scattering somewhere on family property.

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Not really three percent are put in the columbarium. And

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:49.960
<v Speaker 1>you might notice, Josh that adds, Yeah, there's one percent

0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:53.040
<v Speaker 1>that go on claimed, so sad. It is sad, and

0:31:53.160 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I apparently the people who own crematoriums find it sad too,

0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 1>because even though after a set period of time and

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 1>stay that regulate this kind of stuff, which did we

0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:06.520
<v Speaker 1>say the Federal Trade Commission regulates mortuaries, there's no federal

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:10.000
<v Speaker 1>oversight for any crematorium comes out of the state. Um

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 1>but in states where there are regulations, they still say

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 1>you can throw these out after a set period of time.

0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:18.800
<v Speaker 1>But most crematoriums, the up and up ones will hang

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:21.560
<v Speaker 1>onto these things for decades because again it's a small box.

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:24.400
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, they don't want to just throw it away.

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:27.520
<v Speaker 1>It's and it's only one percent, So I don't imagine

0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 1>they're like overflowing with unclaimed remains. I would hope not.

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 1>But since you did mention the scattering, we should talk

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:38.320
<v Speaker 1>about some of the laws about scattering, because you can't

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>just scatter anywhere. No, the National Park Service has no

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:46.880
<v Speaker 1>official stance on scattering remains. They leave it up to

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:50.640
<v Speaker 1>each individual park, but most of the park say unless

0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:54.000
<v Speaker 1>there's like a grave area, like it designated grave area,

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>you can't scatter ashes here. Well, it also said they

0:32:57.200 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 1>kind of turned a blind eye, like they know it

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:04.320
<v Speaker 1>os on and I'm sure some ashes in Yosemite Park

0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 1>are like how are you going to tell the difference

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 1>between that and like fire ash or dirt or whatever. Um,

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 1>But state parks they say, actually, the National Forest Service

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:17.239
<v Speaker 1>doesn't regulate anything on their land. So that's where you

0:33:17.280 --> 0:33:19.240
<v Speaker 1>would probably want to go, like avoid the National park

0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 1>and just stay in the National Forest or go to

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:24.360
<v Speaker 1>your state park that was a beloved state park, because

0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 1>they're a little more lax than the national parks, right them.

0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>If you want to do water scattering or ocean scattering, Um,

0:33:31.360 --> 0:33:33.200
<v Speaker 1>the e p A says you've gotta be three miles

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 1>away from the coastline, right, very prudish. California is like

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 1>that's way too much. Um, they still have restriction, but

0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:44.880
<v Speaker 1>it's five feet right yeah, pretty close. Um. And people

0:33:45.000 --> 0:33:50.400
<v Speaker 1>don't always follow regulations, right. Yeah. So you want to

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:52.800
<v Speaker 1>tell about the Cubs fan, Yeah, this is kind of

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:55.960
<v Speaker 1>a nice story. Um, Steve Goodman died of lukemi in

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 1>die hard Cuvees fan sadly did not get to see

0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 1>the Cubs winn World Series. As likely neither will you,

0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 1>and I um. And four years later he his buddy

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 1>snuck in before opening day and threw the ashes into

0:34:10.560 --> 0:34:12.719
<v Speaker 1>the wind out over the field. Nice. Pretty cool. That

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:16.319
<v Speaker 1>is pretty cool. Did you ever hear of Graham Parsons story?

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:19.319
<v Speaker 1>His body was stolen right yeah, his friends, Um, he

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 1>said that he wanted to be cremated and scattered on

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:26.640
<v Speaker 1>cap rock in Joshua Tree National Park. Right. Um and

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 1>his parents found out he was dead and had his

0:34:28.640 --> 0:34:32.359
<v Speaker 1>bodyship back for a private funeral, and his friends found

0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:34.360
<v Speaker 1>out that they weren't going to be invited, so they

0:34:34.400 --> 0:34:39.080
<v Speaker 1>stole him and uh took him out to Joshua Tree

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:41.799
<v Speaker 1>and opened the casket through some gasoline on him and

0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:44.959
<v Speaker 1>set him on fire five gallons of gas right, and

0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 1>it didn't work because we've said what it takes. So

0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:51.319
<v Speaker 1>he was half cremated by the time the cops showed up.

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 1>He's sort of melty and just like Georgia. Back then,

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:57.320
<v Speaker 1>there was nothing about there were no penalties for stealing

0:34:57.320 --> 0:34:59.840
<v Speaker 1>a corpse, so they got them for theft of a casket.

0:34:59.840 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I think that was Did you see that movie? Johnny

0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Knoxville played the guy that his buddy It's not very good.

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:08.759
<v Speaker 1>I did stay in the hotel though. Actually I meant

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 1>to mention that in the Root sixty six. Yeah, the

0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:13.919
<v Speaker 1>Joshua tree in not in his room though. And before

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:15.920
<v Speaker 1>we move on from Scattering josh we have to mention,

0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 1>because we like to mention our movies, the excellent, excellent

0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:22.600
<v Speaker 1>scene from The Big Lebowski, the scattering scene in the

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:26.000
<v Speaker 1>end of when all of them just blew back all

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>over them John Codman. Uh, it was Steve assuming that died, right,

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:32.240
<v Speaker 1>I think, and he he threw him out in the window,

0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 1>back in their face over the ocean. It was good.

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:39.480
<v Speaker 1>It was very good. Uh, Chuck. If I am dead

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:43.319
<v Speaker 1>and I'm being cremated and I'm part of se of

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:49.759
<v Speaker 1>the population, what country am i am? Uh? Sweden, Switzerland, Switzerland,

0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I've been cremated and I am part of just a

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:58.040
<v Speaker 1>meager three percent of the population. What country am in? Ghana?

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:02.480
<v Speaker 1>That's right, That's right? And in between are actually higher

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:06.719
<v Speaker 1>than that Hong Kong is. Places like the Czech Republic

0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:09.719
<v Speaker 1>in Singapore and the UK are sort of mid to

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>high seventies. China and the the Netherlands are about half and uh,

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Italy as far as European countries was I'm sorry Ireland

0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 1>was six percent, in Italy was seven percent, and I

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:23.719
<v Speaker 1>bet that has something to do with the Catholic thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I would think, so for sure, the US is about

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<v Speaker 1>thirty right, yeah, thanks for a large Protestant population and Hindu.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's also pet cremation. Yeah, if you if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to get into a burgeoning industry that went from

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much nothing to uh it's a three billion dollar industries.

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<v Speaker 1>The latest that get into pet cremation and the people

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<v Speaker 1>at um Matthews Crematorium supply they make pet cream cremators too.

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<v Speaker 1>They did humans and pets and animals too. Apparently there's

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<v Speaker 1>different types. So when you could fit a horse in

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<v Speaker 1>two and one are made for like dogs or something, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I would support or I would I would

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<v Speaker 1>be more likely to go into one of those because

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<v Speaker 1>they say that some of the pet only crematoriums are

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<v Speaker 1>a little um dodgy. Yeah, they're totally unregulated. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>they're just like burning your pets together and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that the ashes you get and if you're serious

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<v Speaker 1>enough about your pet to get your pet cremated, then

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<v Speaker 1>you probably want your pets ashes, right, so you can

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<v Speaker 1>handle cremation at home just dig a shallow hole in

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<v Speaker 1>your backyard to serve as a fire break, and do

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<v Speaker 1>your neighbor is a favor and shave your pet first

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<v Speaker 1>before you set it on fire. We buried my animals

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<v Speaker 1>growing up, my pets. Yeah, we have. I think at

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<v Speaker 1>my old house we probably had like four or five

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<v Speaker 1>pets buried out in the woods. But we lived on

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<v Speaker 1>like two acres in the woods. It wasn't like in

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<v Speaker 1>a neighborhood. You didn't set any fire. No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's it for cremation. Um. Thanks for joining us

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<v Speaker 1>for that one, right, Chuck. I think we've covered pretty

0:38:01.360 --> 0:38:04.439
<v Speaker 1>much everything in there. Um. But if you want it's

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<v Speaker 1>We've been getting lots of suggestions. By the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>like ubiquitous search bar, and it's pretty good. It's not everywhere, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess it is everywhere, but it's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, so uh, I guess it's time for listener mail. Yeah, buddy,

0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I got a couple of today, A couple of short ones. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The first one is from the Soniccast and it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little old, but I promise this guy would read it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Mark and Eastern m D. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you guys won't read this on a podcast. Those are

0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:49.439
<v Speaker 1>usually the ones I read, but I just thought i'd

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<v Speaker 1>write to tell you what happened to me this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>In my frantic rush to get my daughter Ellie to

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<v Speaker 1>a summer camp on time, I had to run out

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<v Speaker 1>of the house without having breakfast. That caused me to

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<v Speaker 1>have to stop at a fast food joint get one

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<v Speaker 1>of those gross, greasy breakfast sandwiches. You would think it's

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<v Speaker 1>bad enough, but it gets worse. As I drive from

0:39:06.280 --> 0:39:08.879
<v Speaker 1>the driveway, I pushed play on the iPad and start

0:39:08.920 --> 0:39:11.720
<v Speaker 1>listening to the show and Saunas, where I started hearing

0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 1>about butt funk Chuck's sweating out gallons of fluid and

0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:18.759
<v Speaker 1>having to visualize a naked Vigo Mortensen fighting in a

0:39:18.840 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>sauna made my otherwise gross sandwich and greasy potato things

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<v Speaker 1>one for the books. By the way, the podcast that

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:28.759
<v Speaker 1>I queued up next was all about Taste Buds, so

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<v Speaker 1>now I know how I was able to taste my

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich in the first place. Thanks a lot, guys. That's

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<v Speaker 1>from Mark. If you do happen to read this on

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<v Speaker 1>the on the air, would you would make Ellie and

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<v Speaker 1>Lydia's day? And those are his daughters. Hey, Ellien, Lydia.

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<v Speaker 1>So Mark, that is for you, my friend. And then

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<v Speaker 1>this one I didn't you think about, but it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fitting. Do you remember when I told you about

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<v Speaker 1>the little girl in Kent, Washington who named her Beta

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<v Speaker 1>Fish Chuckers Jr. I saw this one. Chuckers Jr. Is

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<v Speaker 1>no more. Monday night, I put Chuckers Jr. Inside his

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<v Speaker 1>small bowl so I could clean his bowl in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday morning, I went to make my breakfast in front

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<v Speaker 1>of his bowl as usual. But I to make my breakfast,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she had might make his, which would be

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cute. I felt something sticky on my foot and

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<v Speaker 1>I looked down into my horror. I saw Chucker's junior

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<v Speaker 1>stuck to my foot, all dried out, and now it's horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently Beta's had been known to jump out of their bowls,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess Chucker's junior jump pretty far because his

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<v Speaker 1>bowl was a good foot away from the edge of

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<v Speaker 1>the counter, yet he still ended up on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>My theory is that he probably flopped around or something

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<v Speaker 1>onto the floor. Um, can't you just let the little

0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:40.800
<v Speaker 1>girl think special? Yeah, you're right, Chucker's junior special. Katie. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I found out that the bowl that he was in

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<v Speaker 1>had only a centimeter from the time. Where is she from, Liberia? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's from Kent, Washington. Um, she said, you're usually supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to leave about an inch between the top of the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess to make it harder to jump out. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing, right, one centimeter equals one inch. I

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<v Speaker 1>think so and so degrees below she She ends with this,

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<v Speaker 1>at least Chuckers Jr. Died a healthy fish. That's from Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>age thirteen in Kent, Washington. Well thanks for your optimism, Katie. Yeah, Kent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about your breakfast sandwich, although I'm hungry now.

0:41:15.440 --> 0:41:17.960
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't Kent, it was Marked. She was from Kent. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's sor right, Mark. Sorry about your breakfast sandwich, KNT.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea who you are. If you have

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