WEBVTT - Episode 365: The Late Bloomer (Feat. Bill Bellamy) 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:05.640 West up his lip service. I'm Angela Yee, I'm g Maguire, 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:09.840 I'm Stephan in Santiago, I'm Laura Maura. And Bill me 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.319 like like I need to be on some sexy stuff 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:16.240 in here. I'm like in here with all these beautiful 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:20.160 women and they drunk already, That's what I'm saying, Like 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:22.479 I just had a sip, y'all. Don't jumped out on 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:25.799 your board. Bill can drink though. I've seen him in 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:27.720 Brooklyn and the Grille, and he was I kept giving 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:32.280 him the whole bottle trying to wear me out. I 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:34.520 was like, yo, was she's working for the fett, Like, yo, 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.479 what's going on? She was like you, but she's doing 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:44.680 cute like bell one more stop playing. You had plantings, 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.839 but it wasn't just you know, like you know that 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:51.920 we went to the Caribbean. You get the jerk chicken, 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:55.680 the rice and piece and the and then look we 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.160 always As a matter of fact, I think Danielle got 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.840 so drunk that night that he actually afterward came to 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.720 my house and made eggs, but there was not really 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.240 a lot of things to put in it, so he 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.200 took some fried rice that was left over and put 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:15.600 him in the eggs egg fried rice. Yeah, that's gonna lie. 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:17.880 It tasted all right, and the rice was kind of 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:22.479 crunchy because you know that's we are Puerto Ricans called 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:28.880 that bag out. The rice is like the it's burnt 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:33.600 is still good. So it's delicious, like all the flavors 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:36.240 and that right. You know when you cook the pot 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.360 of rice, we you know, we make it in the 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:45.280 old looking PoTA moose subpots. Yeah, it's like it's like 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:49.920 the first pot that was ever created by the it's 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:52.480 not burnt, so the rice is not burnt. What they 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.040 do in the pot cooking and the pot but not 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.680 you cook it rice. You're not supposed to, you know, 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:01.440 turn all the rice. They're supposed to be across the 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:06.720 layoff rice to have a good race, you know, the 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.480 middle part and you get to the bag, the part 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.600 that stuck to the pants to the pot. Can you 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:16.119 cut out? You can't. Yeah. I learned how to doing 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:21.840 COVID because it was just like like got like serious, 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:24.280 like going online, going on the Food Network and how 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:27.400 to make shrimp, how to make cherk chicken, how to 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:32.000 make yeah, like you know, do uh I like doing 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:36.160 stuff with like vegetables like Brussels sprouts and Colleague flower 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:39.200 and stuff like that. Like I try. I mostly eat healthy, 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.480 but doing COVID, like you gotta eat Like yo, I'm like, 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:45.280 I can't just eat chicken every day. Let's flip this on. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.160 I'm salmon, We're gonna do beef and we go wait, yeah, 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.800 I have fun before that. What were you doing like 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.040 when it comes? I was just doing mostly easy stuff 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:59.240 like grilled chicken, hot dogs, hamburgers. But doing COVID it 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:02.280 was just like in California there was no indoor dining 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.200 and stuff, and I was like, maybe I could just 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:07.080 learn some stuff. And then I learned like one meal, 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.639 I went and got all the ingredients. Then I was like, yo, 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:11.760 this is kind of fly. So I said, let me 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.880 see if I can make something else. And then I 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.040 just kept building my catalog of things that I'm not 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.359 gonna cook. So actually I like cooking. Now. That's good. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.200 Out of necessity, right, it was, no, you had no choice. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.239 One are the things that you learned during the pandemic. 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.560 During the pandemic that we really need each other, like people, 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:32.880 like like hugs and what's ub and calling and seeing 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.400 people eye contact like when you ate your house. I 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.280 don't care how nice your house is, Like the house 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.680 is a jail. Like I was like, yo, I gotta 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.680 get out of here. Some people walked down the hill, 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:51.720 some people in the fens, and even when you see 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.160 the fence, you know, it's just a little fun out 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.040 like in l A. Like when places like that, you 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.560 could have still went like hiking and did things like that, 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:00.600 did all of that that. That was one of the 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.760 things that I keep out of COVID was more walking, 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:07.080 hikes and stuff like that with your music, walking the dogs. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:09.720 You know, more people were doing that because you couldn't 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:13.440 go anywhere, So my walks were longer. You walk instead 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.920 of working walking like thirty minutes, you work an hour 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:19.599 in five. Just keep walking. That's a beautiful thing. Yeah, 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.440 and you clear your mind too. That was one of 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:24.200 my favorite parts about living in l A. I was doing. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.200 We lived on a hill, so I used to hike 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:28.200 the hell every day and I was like one of 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.719 my favorite parts. And it's such a clean, fun exercise, 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.520 especially if it's a hell, and it kept me kept 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.760 your quads. Yeah, yeah, but look bigger. I noticed that. Yeah, 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:48.560 because it's hills. Yeah, you know when I go back 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:51.000 from l A to the East Coast, I got really skinny, 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:54.240 Like I noticed that it was the hikes keeping my 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.520 legs and they keep your legs tone right, without being like, oh, 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:00.080 I gotta work out for five it doesn't even you 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.279 feel I mean for like a workout. When I was 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.200 done and all sweating and I needed a shower. My 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:09.919 favorite framing. That's the place that you don't have to 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.560 do that one, do you like? Fan, No, I'm not 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.880 gonna lie. When we hiked the hill that I lived 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:24.159 on only yeah, it's my heart and that I was 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.160 living in the house that we had to get up 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:30.000 and do something like nobody could lay around like every 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.360 day you gotta get up and do some exercise, eat 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:36.760 a healthy breakfast. Like were you always healthy? Yeah? Like 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:40.520 I literally honestly, when I was on MTV, I think 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:44.440 I started like getting into nutrition, right, So I was like, damn, 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.920 you know what's up with nutrition? And so I started 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:50.279 learning like healthy things to eat, things that were good 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.720 for the body in my twenties, and I was just like, yo, man, 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:57.479 you know blueberries are good. I always ate strawberries and 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:01.120 pineapples and stuff like that. I was making before Jomba 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:03.520 juice came around. Like I used to make smoothies back 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.680 then because I was just like it tastes good. I 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.640 didn't know that all the stuff I was doing had 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:16.720 a billion antioxidants in it. Yeah, you're looking like I 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.760 didn't know, but I was doing stuff like just I 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:22.280 got lucky. I wasn't thinking I didn't. I never ate 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.719 a lot of fried food, you know what I mean. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.520 I always mostly ate big food and fish and chicken 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.480 and stuff like that. I always did like salads and stuff. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:35.160 Now I eat my gotta have your aunt fried chicken 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.640 like now, I don't eat heavy like that. I kind 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:41.240 of eat enough. I feel the same way, like I 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.719 remember you sid want to eat three big pieces of 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:47.680 chicken and macaroni and cheese. Now it's like I can't 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:52.000 even imagine, like if I try to eat till I'm smulled. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:55.320 You're not supposed to do that. Yeah, we used to 0:06:55.360 --> 0:07:00.800 be like imagine food coma like it, But that's not 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:03.279 really the right thing. You're supposed to eat until you're 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.360 you're supposed to wait like half an hour when you're 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:10.120 eating and eat. Yes, you're supposed to eat slow. I'm 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.840 not gonna like Thanksgiving, I realized, like, you know, everybody 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.200 so white food, and I get there by the times 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.360 I'm like, damn, I don't even eat it, and I 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.720 don't really love turkey. Yeah, like thing I've never been like, 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:26.280 people get turkey right because dry section, and I always 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.080 get the dry section everybody, but this is juicy. And 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.280 then when I get my piece of ben dry turkeys, 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.520 juicy as hell. I made sure I inject them in 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:44.960 every especially injected, like so while I was cooking, I inject. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:48.760 I take the juice and keep injecting it. And who 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:53.520 wants to get pregnant by bailers? Like yeah, they have 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:58.000 actual like injectors with the needle, so you just it's cooking. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:00.840 You take the juice and you injected, and the stars 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:03.600 and you know, when I'm cooking a turkey, I'll just 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.320 take the spoon and you know that like a grease 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.240 stuck can't win in the pants, and I'll put it 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:17.600 all over all over the turkey. I stab it, Yeah, 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.240 I stab it. And then every stab I put a 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:24.160 piece of garbage every stable. And I don't want to 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:29.840 put a bot. I put mad water all over the turkey, 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:33.480 and I put the seas under the skin and the yeah, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.480 and then you leave it for like two days and 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.280 then you cook it. Ain't no dryed turkey and smoked 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.599 turkey when they smoke it and put it in that 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:45.040 that that like turkey. That's not only like duck. That 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:49.000 my teeth you would love my I make a good 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:52.120 as to dry. Yeah, I'm gonna do all that, yeah 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:55.440 turkey every time. My cousins people I know, do fry turkey. 0:08:55.440 --> 0:09:00.480 The Burney house up. You're supposed to supposed that side. 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:05.360 You know you have to have like the bag y'all 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:10.240 have air friers, right beause I got it. I keep 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.600 saying I'm gonna get, but I don't eat me anymore. 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:20.319 Wanted for the first cookies you you're gonna be Yeah, 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:22.360 you want to cook? I heat it up? Something that 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:25.599 I want from them all. You just put him in 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:28.760 the air fire and they were so they were soft 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:32.400 and crispy and moist and juice. Yeah, comes from the 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.680 inn fri. I not like Bill Bellamy has gotten a 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:38.480 off track of what lip service is about. Talking about cooking. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:43.840 He's saying, it's a lot of ladies and you what 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.000 did you like to eat after? Like you know you're 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:48.640 and your wife running. Do you eat right after? Do 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.120 you get hungry after you got to sleep? Do you 0:09:51.120 --> 0:10:01.680 go to sleep? Do you want a sandwich? A full 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.839 from just the whole situation already? Sex is sex is 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.240 to me, sex is a it's a couple of things. 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:12.440 Sex is connection. It's a workout and it's five. It 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.080 just depends on like where you're at with it. Like 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:17.240 sometime it could just be physical, like you know, you 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.960 stressed or whatever. You just work out. That's when you 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:25.240 eat a ham sandwich. You know you need something. Glories 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.800 At times it could be very you know, sexual and 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.839 sensual and such and so now you take a knop 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:39.280 ll have a glass of wine. The calories during sex, 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.160 that's insane. That's a lot of sweats. Get it in though, 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:48.080 So you you lazy? You probably calories, but abridge how much? 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.920 Hold on, let me take a look and seeage how 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:55.600 many calories burned during sex? Average session should probably be 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.920 about seven hundead. I think a man is going to 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.079 burn more calories than a woman because it didn't and 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:07.960 because I feel like if a woman is healthy and fit, 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:12.360 it's calories. It says, okay, women burning an average of 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:15.839 two hundred and thirteen calories during thirty minutes, while men 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:19.560 two hundred and oh no, no, that's during sex is 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.840 a hundred and one calories from men and just sixty 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:28.640 nine from women. The waies. You know why, I'll be 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.720 sweating because like ye'a'll be taking too long sometimes like 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:36.920 I have like no, I don't listen. I could come 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:39.360 three times, but I'm gonna make sure you get choice. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:43.640 Like that's wonderful. But the only thing I don't like 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:45.720 is that once you guys get chores, like you know, 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:49.320 I need you to keep going it's over. That's the 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.040 only thing I don't like about when the man. When 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:55.560 a man climaxes after that, they usually can't do nothing else. 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:59.760 Can you come back to back without stopping? Girl, you 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:05.400 got to get that guy that I'm very care Yeah, 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:08.720 you know, some guys stay hard after they come, but 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.439 but most guys, I know, yeah, they stay hard, but 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.480 usually they can't come again right away. You gotta get 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:19.000 like sometimes I like to hold it like I hold 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:20.560 my you know what I'm saying, Like when I'm about 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:24.680 I make switch because I like I like the climax 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.640 when you're climate mixing, because I feel like that's the 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.680 best one. We're both climaxing at the same time, so 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:32.840 you hold it away and there's this one guy like 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.000 I held it until he did it, and when he 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.160 did it, you know, of course, like he had a 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.720 condom and stuff. So once he did it, like, he 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.719 pulled out and hen like he felt he knew I 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.840 wasn't finished, so he pulled out and was eating me up. 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:49.520 But that's what I'm saying. You gotta got that condom taste. Yes, yes, 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:56.160 and nasty. Hold hold on, hold on, I'm not gonna 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.000 like that was amazing because it's like I was no 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:02.600 climaxing and I was still like making and mean. I 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:05.720 was like, well, the guy hasn't a condom, right, and 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.559 then he takes it up your sucky dick even though 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:11.280 it takes like condom, you know, being dick sucking all 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:15.240 the way, I ain't really you ain't really big. Yes, 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:26.800 I have coldom for a sucking stand the second, I 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:31.319 like a person and I'm here. No, I'm a person 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:35.160 who likes condoms. I like having sex for condoms. It 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:38.160 makes me feel like I'm not get pregnant. That makes 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:42.160 me happy. Well, so no disease and no no babe, 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:46.439 but if you're just myself, I'm not using condoms saying no, 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.120 I'm just saying if if it's not a deal breaker, 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.079 taking off the condom and putting it in my mom, 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:55.080 it's only gonna say that I would eat and then 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:59.280 went that's exactly what she was looking for. The guy 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:04.319 who's gonna um and then her pussy. It was I mean, 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:10.640 that's never and he did it at the perfect like times. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.800 Is that if a guy does that for a woman, 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.600 he really cares and you know what he does about 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.240 well you know what he used to do because it 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:21.800 ain't happening more. You get this, But I feel like 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.160 that's when you want to continue the more sex. Like 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.680 he came so he's gonna eat my pussy now so 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:28.880 he could that is going to turn him on his 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:35.520 this guy that you see that, that's a change of 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:39.120 the vibe. And I were talking about this in my 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:43.840 house earlier. Sex is about flow, like wherever it flows 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.440 to you know what I mean, is the best you know, 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:51.800 not forcing Oh do this? Do that? Maybe? Like what 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:57.320 what's the next move? No? A good flow to me. 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:02.240 Sex It's like the dance. If you're a dancer and 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.720 your partner is a dancer. When you're dancing, you don't 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.040 have to think about the moves, the moves where you 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.440 go right, and that's that's energy too, like its connection 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:16.400 is energy vibe. All of that makes it like a 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.680 three D experience where it's not like just the physical, 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:33.520 it's actually spiritual you know, condoms. But if the flow 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:39.320 is flowing, I'm pregnant. He just flashbacks from a J. 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.200 Johnson dancing experience, like the Three Songs, which she said 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.920 it was like they were dancing, and it sounds really 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.680 like she said that she had an experience with two 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:52.000 men and it was like a dance they would you 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:56.680 know each other because and it was like a perfect 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:03.280 dance where everyone was the leader and everyone was following. Yeah, 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.040 it probably it was the energy was right, you know, 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:14.200 she said, moving. And it's probably a great fantasy for 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:18.640 her because all the attentions on her fantasy, it was 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:22.920 her fifty people weren't crazy. Let me ask you this, 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.240 So let's talk about some of your stand up. So 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.960 you were talking about how and I've said this so 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.600 many times, the beginning of the relationship is the best place. 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:33.920 But you had the beginning of so damn long. I know, 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.280 like I do like I do jokes based off the 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.920 things that I've experienced, like and one of the things 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:41.600 that I thought why that joke works for people because 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:45.359 I always thought about like when you first meet somebody, 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:50.040 it is just magical, like you know, nobody is. It's like, 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.760 oh my god, everything is new, it's fresh. That makes 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:57.120 you mad. Nothing makes you mad. You laugh a lot, 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:59.880 you know, and if somebody do something wrong your faith, 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.400 you do a trip. But then after a while you 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:07.760 just be like that's sucked up, you know, and forget 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:11.360 to be like forgiving after the beginning. So that's why 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:14.320 I wrote the jokes about how beautiful the beginning is. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.760 That's why you do fall in love because it's it's 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:20.040 almost perfect, like like oh my god, they get me, 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:22.919 you know, and the guys like my bowl loved me. 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:26.240 She called me like five times, you know, but then 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:27.760 like when you've been with her for a while, she 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:30.480 called you nine times. Where you at, where you at? 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:32.560 You in the bathroom, will pick it up. Let me 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:38.359 hear the bad food flush? Why you never called me 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.280 while you're face time? And I gotta see you, lie, 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.240 I gotta see your face. Oh my god, can I 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:45.960 tell you all funny story. I want to figure out 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:47.640 how to write this as a joke, but I think 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:50.879 women are better at being players than men, and women 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:54.399 know how to lie for the girls. Women know how 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:56.560 to lie better for their girl than dudes know how 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:59.280 to lie. Let me tell you something. They one of 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.560 my friends when I was younger, right, I had got 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:05.480 my first apartment, and so everybody used to stay over 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:07.080 my place all the time. We would have like go 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.399 to the club. Everybody would stay at my house. So 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.760 she was cheating on her boyfriend. So she had this 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.480 guy come and pick her up. And so her boyfriend 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:16.840 kept calling me like, Yo, where is she? Where is she? 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.439 And I'm like, um, I was pretending like I was 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:23.960 still sleep. I was like, man, call me back, marverybody sleep. 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:25.840 And then I just hung up. And then he popped 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:29.159 up in my house and she wasn't there right, and 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.920 she didn't have a cell phone or anything, and so 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:34.480 I was so scared the dude was going to drop 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:36.760 her off because he was sitting on my bed looking 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:40.280 out the window waiting for her to pull up. So 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.320 look her. I called her mom and I was like, 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:46.639 you gotta like find her, get in touch with her. 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:49.199 And then I knew the guy that she was with. 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:50.960 I knew his friend, so I called his friend and 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:54.080 I was like, call your boy and tell him. Because 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:55.639 the guy pulled up, he left his car in the 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:58.320 middle of the street. He got out the car, jumped 0:18:58.320 --> 0:18:59.840 in and left it in the middle of the street. 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.400 So I was like, call your boy and tell him, 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:06.720 do not drop her off here. Do not. So you know, 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:08.359 it's crazy, because it's funny that you said that. What 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:11.080 ended up happening was they managed to get in touch 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:13.400 with them right when they was coming to my house. 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:16.399 They were almost there, and so she got out and 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:19.920 got in a cab and dropped off and he ran 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:22.840 down the steps and he swung indoor open, the cab 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:25.479 driver and was like right, you know what was going on. 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:30.880 And next thing, you know, he apologizing to her because 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.399 he was like, I just love you so much, and 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:36.200 I just she was like, oh my god, I can't 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:39.119 believe I'm she made him sleep on the floor in 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:42.800 my living room when she slept in my room. And yeah, 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:46.159 and he was apologizing. And you see, women are women. 0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:50.200 I love your network. Women network is so gangster to me. 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:52.840 I've seen these girls do this one time and I said, 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:55.440 I do could never do this right. So these girls 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:57.840 was partying and stuff, right, it was a bunch of us. 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.080 It was a bunch of us, like party, and of 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:02.600 the girls had that jealous boyfriend and he's like, were 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:06.560 you at what you're doing? Girls like she could, she could. 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:10.080 We turned up, but we ain't tripping. Why you keep calling? 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:14.359 And he had so many and so the one girl 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:17.320 says she's at home. He said, well, I want to 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:19.760 hear the dog if you at home? Here the dog 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:36.040 and her girls like yeah. He was like, oh is 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:44.239 that is that poky? Yeah? Yeah, I gotta figure out 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:46.600 how to put that in a movie because that's getting 0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:50.840 in second. You know what, it sounds like we needed 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:57.480 twenty three how to be a player? Women? Y'all gonna 0:20:57.480 --> 0:20:59.280 be the players? Yeah, I think the women need to 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:01.360 be played the play years. That's at that point. That's 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:06.639 the point, like like y'll be thinking, like y'all playing women. 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:08.120 But at the end of the day, like you said, 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:09.760 let me tell you what this kind of ship we do. 0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:11.600 Like listen, if you know you're about to go on 0:21:11.680 --> 0:21:14.080 vacation with a dude, we will take pictures ahead of 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:16.880 time and then be like, okay, y'all, everybody gonna post 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:19.280 this picture like we're on a trip. I'm gonna text 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:21.679 you and you can't post anything else but act like 0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:24.520 me on vacation. And then you'll post those like when 0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:30.760 I tell you women are for you and be like, 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:34.400 have a nice weekend and it's Tuesday, Like, bitch, where 0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:38.840 you going on Tuesday? They tell you have a nice weekend. 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:41.679 She already going to world my dude or whatever she 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:44.520 called me. You on Tuesday. That's a lot of lead time, 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:48.920 not even Thursday. Remember when you're saying Miami and when 0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:51.760 he came to Miami and I was like, and I'm 0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:53.800 with you, okay, So if anything needs you to post, 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:57.440 like remember when you came to Miami and I would 0:21:57.440 --> 0:21:58.920 find a way to get out. I was like, and 0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:06.920 it's like you with me and Miami with Laura. Yeah. Yeah, 0:22:04.880 --> 0:22:09.679 And I could never do the stuff that You'll know 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:15.479 why because y'all don't if they do ship and they 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:19.320 don't tell their boys that they do, and so then yeah, 0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:21.400 so then you see the guy, because we know we're 0:22:21.400 --> 0:22:23.280 too slick to we'd be like, you have fun with that? 0:22:23.880 --> 0:22:25.960 Want to see if I see him? Since and they 0:22:27.320 --> 0:22:30.560 always jump ship like this, right, I've seen this a 0:22:30.560 --> 0:22:35.080 million times. The dude will sell his girl. Yo. I'm 0:22:35.119 --> 0:22:38.200 with you, yo, I got you, no problem. My man 0:22:38.280 --> 0:22:42.200 is on live. Yeah, and they're somewhere they ain't supposed 0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:44.679 to be, and he's supposed to be in another state. 0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:49.960 That's why women are cat Men are dogs and ship 0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:53.680 in the little and they cover their ship. Yea yeah, anyway, 0:22:53.760 --> 0:22:58.360 I go, yeah, that might be a good one too. 0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:04.200 I love that, and guys would die because I think 0:23:04.200 --> 0:23:07.720 what would be hilarious for men to realize just how 0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:11.879 we're not equipped to play And you just said women 0:23:11.880 --> 0:23:16.280 are the players these days you have to learn. I 0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:18.960 don't think. I also don't want to believe that women 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:21.600 cheat because like women were like I'm gonna find out. 0:23:21.600 --> 0:23:24.399 I'm gonna do my research, imna investigating guys be like 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:28.239 know what women do? Women do what they want to do, 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:30.840 but they just in my opinion, I think women are 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:35.080 not as clumsy or just so spurred the moment kind 0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:37.600 of like I'm gonna do something stupid. Like I think 0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:41.480 women are more calculating, were more respectful towards your feelings 0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:47.440