Speaker 1: No entering Stockholm. Thanks so good. I think things are
Speaker 1: so good. I feel so good. Were you except I
Speaker 1: accept I except to Rose? I can't. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: things are so good. Oh my god, you guys. I'm
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Speaker 1: My name is Ard Marine Lovers, horny country man. We
Speaker 1: are back in the city of hunglais ms. Aaron couldn't
Speaker 1: be with us today. She's over at Warner Brothers, hopefully
Speaker 1: making all of the money in Hollywood. To my right,
Speaker 1: we have a man that you might no is God
Speaker 1: from Supernatural, but mostly I know him as Will you
Speaker 1: accept This Rose? Podcast bats Or of the Year and
Speaker 1: Mr Robert Benadick very much? Are you? Are you so
Speaker 1: nice to see you have seen inference? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we really I felt I took our friendship up and
Speaker 1: not it really did. Yeah, and everybody's I mean my
Speaker 1: I feel like I bonded with each and every one
Speaker 1: of you. It took you and Paget down a level.
Speaker 1: She got really free town. Um, Rob, do you have
Speaker 1: any shows coming up that you want to promote? Um?
Speaker 1: You know, watch Kings of Corn It's on iTunes and
Speaker 1: um and and watch uh Supernatural. It's on Thursdays on
Speaker 1: the CW. Love That. Okay, across from me right now
Speaker 1: is a young lady who I love so fucking much.
Speaker 1: I love her. I went to Atlanta and I found
Speaker 1: a friend. This person. You might know her from. You know,
Speaker 1: you're gonna know her in a whole new way starting
Speaker 1: the summer. But in a former life you might have
Speaker 1: known her from Sweet Life on Deck or Jesse. You
Speaker 1: also have a movie out right now. It's an Australian one.
Speaker 1: But she's also the star of the show that I
Speaker 1: just did for Netflix called a Station. Well so fucking good.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing about her. I met her and
Speaker 1: I'm like, obviously, she's a beautiful lady. She's sweet. She's
Speaker 1: such a fucking rascal. I see her and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this little ding dong, this is my friend. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are or where you came from,
Speaker 1: but you are a g D delight. And this person
Speaker 1: has never watched The Bachelor before, and she said, I
Speaker 1: will watch this season for you to come to the podcast,
Speaker 1: Miss Debbie. Ryan, Debbie, you just got back from Atlanta
Speaker 1: last night, didn't you did? Yeah? Are you exhausted? Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like I'm not you know, I'm like half and half.
Speaker 1: I'm like both, Like so hype and the sunshine and
Speaker 1: not having to wear twelve layers is really just empowering me.
Speaker 1: But I'm also so drained. How I had no idea
Speaker 1: that Atlanta got so cold, So it was so fu
Speaker 1: cold more than I was there when it snowed like
Speaker 1: three weeks ago. It was, and the whole city shows
Speaker 1: down because there's no there's no sand or our assault trucks. Dude,
Speaker 1: you've never seen The Bachelor before. No, this is my
Speaker 1: first season, Okay, and tell us everything. I'm in so
Speaker 1: deep everything you ruined me, right, And I didn't you
Speaker 1: feel like last night? I felt like last night because
Speaker 1: you've never watched it before so far this season like
Speaker 1: he's such a dud that I was kind of like,
Speaker 1: M I feel like last night it crossed over and
Speaker 1: it got so fucking good. It got really good. There
Speaker 1: was moments of surprise, these moments like it was actually
Speaker 1: I didn't expect I mean whatever, I don't want to
Speaker 1: get ahead of there were things that happened that I
Speaker 1: was like not expecting. Um, and I was just completely
Speaker 1: it was real. I'm thick. Who are you rooting for?
Speaker 1: Who do you? Okay, like, before we get started, okay,
Speaker 1: having Hannah with us, Miss Anna Anna just get back
Speaker 1: from she had a business meeting. She has an investment
Speaker 1: in a pot farm and she just met over sushi
Speaker 1: with her pot farmer business owners. And they didn't talk business.
Speaker 1: They just talk sushi. That's fair. They got distracted. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, Okay, before we get speaking of pot farms,
Speaker 1: let's just talk about fucking Becca m M. What they
Speaker 1: tell me, Debbie talking for those of you who live
Speaker 1: like under floorboards. There was a thing in the San
Speaker 1: Francisco Gate that was basically posted this like why are
Speaker 1: there so many missing people in the Bay Area? And
Speaker 1: somebody's zoomed in and they're like, wait a minute, what
Speaker 1: are those people? Who doesn't really look that much like her?
Speaker 1: But it's like, is Becca m she she was was
Speaker 1: listed as missing. They're like, she's not missing, She's on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. So apparently in November she told her parents
Speaker 1: she was going to go work at a weed farm
Speaker 1: and then just disappeared and her mom reported her as missing.
Speaker 1: Its breaking. What are your first thoughts, guys? I mean
Speaker 1: that picture I can't stop looking at the before and
Speaker 1: after the peacock earring. That is a that is a
Speaker 1: driver's license that I marry. Dude, I have, I've significantly
Speaker 1: word driver's eicens photos right now, actually went can I
Speaker 1: see it? Actually my current ones decent, but my passport
Speaker 1: photo makes it look like I do hord drugs. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, one's fine. I like a bitch. Wow, you
Speaker 1: don't even look like yourself. Have you ever seen that
Speaker 1: person before in your life? Know? You know you you
Speaker 1: kind of look like Sarah Jeffreys. They're like Sarah Jeffrey's
Speaker 1: because she were a red wig in the movie that.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that person is, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You didn't know me when I was a red hat.
Speaker 1: I was okay, wait so we in the the the
Speaker 1: peacock Earring. I also noticed her nose is way a
Speaker 1: little different, little different like I've been. I've certainly been
Speaker 1: thirty pounds heavier. I've had baby weight. It doesn't affect
Speaker 1: the size of my nose. She suddenly had a nose job.
Speaker 1: It looks like it. It's a weird photo because her
Speaker 1: hair is not styled. It's very I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: almost part of me was like, wow, look what you
Speaker 1: can do, Like, here's what mother nature gave you. And
Speaker 1: through determination and maybe a little cosmetic surgery and the
Speaker 1: Bachelor machine. I mean they you know, they just put
Speaker 1: it through the Bachelor machine. She has that shine on them,
Speaker 1: the same shine she looks. Um. God, she's really I
Speaker 1: didn't want to like her, and I've completely fallen for her.
Speaker 1: I so from from jump Talk to me, I reached
Speaker 1: out to you and I was like ardent getting the journey.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, there's something about that a m. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's something about like everyone, like she instigates, like how
Speaker 1: she loves it. Yes, she's young, and and also there's
Speaker 1: something about her that I feel like she's fully embraced
Speaker 1: all sides of like empowering young, like salty brand, Like
Speaker 1: she's doing the full branding thing. A lot of people
Speaker 1: are there and being like, what are you projecting upon me? Great,
Speaker 1: I will be that She's like, watch me shape my narrative.
Speaker 1: She's not here for the Bachelor. No, she's not here
Speaker 1: for fans. And she's an iconic queen and I stand her.
Speaker 1: Now you're diving in deep on her Instagram. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: tell her like two falls ago, I went deep two
Speaker 1: falls ago. She had like platinum blonde hair like it
Speaker 1: was a good look, probably her old nose. And I
Speaker 1: will say that that was like a really really good look.
Speaker 1: She had edged to her. She was salty, very much.
Speaker 1: I'm going for Instagram model, but only because it didn't
Speaker 1: hit on tumbler. She doesn't have that like her Dashian
Speaker 1: Jenner aesthetic. Yes, I'm more kind of earthy. I lied
Speaker 1: to my parents about working on a plot farm and
Speaker 1: instead I'm on the Bachelor. Yea, I think it is nice.
Speaker 1: Now you know, you know someone who knows her right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we apparently have like two or three common friends. When
Speaker 1: I you know, she popped up with my explore Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my girl. I need to know and I click
Speaker 1: and it's like three common friends. And then after I
Speaker 1: followed her, yeah, I began to see her commenting on
Speaker 1: my friends like photos this guy was in a band
Speaker 1: with Yeah, we gotta be friends with her and be
Speaker 1: friends with her friends with Kendall. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be friends with Kendall. Kendall hang all the time.
Speaker 1: Here's what you need, Okay, here's what you need. To know,
Speaker 1: so next time you do the podcast, because now you're
Speaker 1: deep and you welcome to the welcome to the cult.
Speaker 1: Once you're in, you're in. So the my main co
Speaker 1: host is this Aaron is this foxy lesbian who wants
Speaker 1: to marry Kendall And I felt like Kendall and when
Speaker 1: we get there later becau we're gonna go through the episode.
Speaker 1: But I felt like she was using gender neutral pronouns
Speaker 1: like I dated someone like you. Part of me feels
Speaker 1: like she with date Aaron. Don't you think Kendall would
Speaker 1: date Aaron? She's dating. I'm in to help make this happen. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's make that. Oh my god, yes, America just got
Speaker 1: the biggest boner just hearing about Like the other thing
Speaker 1: I like about Becca too, she does that thing with him.
Speaker 1: She's the only one going like, well do you like me?
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? You gotta sell yourself
Speaker 1: to me, which is throwing his little brain in a tizzy.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? What do you think overall about
Speaker 1: Ari before we get going on that episode? Like, what's
Speaker 1: your takeaway on Ari? Yeah, I've never like seen a
Speaker 1: more vanilla man, So celebrate it. But he's so basic.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, there's just he's so special, Like he's just incredible,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm falling in love with him. And
Speaker 1: it's like based off of the five syllables he said
Speaker 1: today amazing, whoa amazing and the way he dresses too,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can do better his esper drill game
Speaker 1: has unless you're a fucking hot Like I worked on
Speaker 1: a French movie that had a hot French crew and
Speaker 1: they had like a dude named Philip that was a
Speaker 1: sound guy, and he's like, like French guys can like
Speaker 1: somehow get away with like white peg jeans and esper
Speaker 1: drills unless you're a Philip the hot sound guy. If
Speaker 1: you're a real tur from Scott's. Still you can't fucking
Speaker 1: rock a cardigan and espadrill. No, that is not bone
Speaker 1: on material, not at all. And let's just unbuttoned the shirt.
Speaker 1: One more button do speaking with it as hot as
Speaker 1: balls in here, But that's all right. Here we go.
Speaker 1: So we're starting out. So we're starting out. Here's my
Speaker 1: pitch before we get going. I think Tia is going
Speaker 1: to be the next bachelorette. I hope. So I love Ta.
Speaker 1: I loved Tia. I love I loved Tia and I
Speaker 1: don't think she's gonna win. So here's what you need
Speaker 1: to know about Tia. Tia is very good friends with
Speaker 1: this girl named Raven who was on next season. She
Speaker 1: was the runner up, and then I think they loved Raven.
Speaker 1: Then Raven fell in love in Paradise. Raven was the
Speaker 1: one who was in the store when they went back,
Speaker 1: and she was like, yeah, exactly, yes, in Weener at Arkansas,
Speaker 1: at gray Swade, her clothing store. I got your list.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. Oh my god, this is so exciting.
Speaker 1: So so but I think because now they can't, I
Speaker 1: think feel like America fell for Raven, but then they
Speaker 1: picked Rachel as a bachelor. So they basically found Raven
Speaker 1: two and Tia and they're gonna make her the bachelorette. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here we are, and so Crystal says, Destinday's happy tonight,
Speaker 1: and we go to here come my glasses, We're going
Speaker 1: to Paris. Crystal starts out dressed like Sandy from Greece.
Speaker 1: She had on like the fucking black like the books.
Speaker 1: She was just the black off the shoulder. It was
Speaker 1: like the finale of like tell me about It. Stud.
Speaker 1: She runs up. She's got like her. They're talking against
Speaker 1: a chan's liase. She runs up, Crystal's there and um
Speaker 1: they go. They're staying on some fucking house boat, the
Speaker 1: U boat by the world ship. They're locked on a
Speaker 1: boat together like what hotel room are they in? And
Speaker 1: they keet why are they showing that boat? And then
Speaker 1: I got together like, oh, they're staying. They're stuck on
Speaker 1: the boat. So weird dreamboat with a dreamboat. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I dreamboat with Oh my god, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: guy to that. That That was such a shock, such a shock,
Speaker 1: dream out with a dream bout. Okay, So then go
Speaker 1: booze you'r ari. And then Chris Harrison comes up and
Speaker 1: they have this conversation and it was Chris because they
Speaker 1: Welcome to Paris, man, Thanks dude. That conversation happened is
Speaker 1: that the most basic male, straight white man, Welcome to
Speaker 1: Paris man, Thanks dude. I wanted to stab myself in
Speaker 1: the thigh with a fork Storry James Franco and Joan, Dude,
Speaker 1: you stole my my hotel boats Hotel Paris. It's real.
Speaker 1: You know. That's crazy face, man, But you've had a
Speaker 1: lot of good times together. Man, that's beautiful. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fucking not youre JOm dumb like yeah, it's beautiful,
Speaker 1: beautiful him like taking her on a tour of Paris,
Speaker 1: like that is beautiful and she's like wow, yeah I
Speaker 1: got that, Morco, Oh my god, oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then Becka Kay, Becka Kay and Becka m and
Speaker 1: one of them said, whoa, these feelings are so strong.
Speaker 1: I can't negate that. I don't know. One of the
Speaker 1: Becca said that I think was not short hair. Okay,
Speaker 1: long hair said those feelings are so strong. Okay, does
Speaker 1: she stand a chance of getting into the bone zone
Speaker 1: with it? She's not good, she doesn't want to suck
Speaker 1: her in a fantasy? Sweet which long hair Rebecca that
Speaker 1: we thought was going to make it. I think she
Speaker 1: stands a chance, you do. I think he's back burning her.
Speaker 1: What do you think that? Wh do you think the
Speaker 1: top so three people, three people get fucked in the
Speaker 1: fantacy three? Who do you think they're going to be?
Speaker 1: Short Hairbecca? Short Rebecca, hands down, and I mean all
Speaker 1: of the predatory girls are. Now do you think Tia
Speaker 1: on their way? I think maybe Tia. I think um
Speaker 1: I thought for sure he was going to suck the mom.
Speaker 1: But we're not there yet. She's out. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: mega babe, and like and like doesn't give him a lot,
Speaker 1: Like you got to talk about someone who actually has
Speaker 1: a narrative of mystery. Yeah, yeah, she went to Yale.
Speaker 1: No she doesn't. I'm like, why are you way too
Speaker 1: off for him? So then Jacqueline jacquelins air, Okay, so
Speaker 1: Crystal to shin so. So then they're saying there's gonna
Speaker 1: be four dates. There's gonna be to one single person dates,
Speaker 1: one group date, and a two on one, and Crystal goes,
Speaker 1: I wonder who will be on the two en one
Speaker 1: with me? And such an obvious choice, I'm not backing down.
Speaker 1: There's just no amount on my level to compare. She's
Speaker 1: a fucking lunata. Yeah, she got crazier and crazier. Do
Speaker 1: you think it was all the sun damage? She has
Speaker 1: so much sun damage? The amount. I'm sorry, I don't
Speaker 1: need to be such a cruise because I say this
Speaker 1: because I have it the neck wrinkles. No twenty nine
Speaker 1: year old has that many, like tree rings. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice it. My friend pointed it out. I
Speaker 1: let me be just as a lady. As a I've
Speaker 1: gotten neck wrinkles. I don't appreciate it, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't get him in your twenties. I think she
Speaker 1: just needs therapy after her whole background story. It's like,
Speaker 1: just go to a therapy. She needs alan on a
Speaker 1: therapy for sure someone, Yeah, for sure, talk to someone.
Speaker 1: So then they go. It's the first one on one
Speaker 1: date is Laura b As. Somebody tweeted in the b
Speaker 1: it's for boring. Oh my god, because well he hasn't
Speaker 1: he has no naturally curiosity. So she says, as the
Speaker 1: same thing that Chelsea says. She goes, I'm astatic. I'm
Speaker 1: so ecstatic too, because it's ecstatic. It's ecstatic. She has
Speaker 1: no pulse. And so then she's freaking out as they
Speaker 1: walk away and she's in her romper and they get
Speaker 1: into this small boat and then, um, everyone called a gondola,
Speaker 1: not a gondola, a motor boat gondola. They all called it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's you're a gonda like like just
Speaker 1: a guy in a speed boat. By the way, God,
Speaker 1: if you're listening out there and you don't know what
Speaker 1: a gondola is. Mostly They're in Venice Canals. There's a
Speaker 1: dude with a long strapy pull and he rose you.
Speaker 1: It was legitimately like a little it was a little speed.
Speaker 1: It's like a little Boston food Latter Deals, beautiful place
Speaker 1: to and then they cut to him and he's like, so,
Speaker 1: I don't really know her at all, but I'd like her.
Speaker 1: He was the dumbest like and and then and it
Speaker 1: proved to be nothing. There was nothing there. It's like,
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this for so long. I'm looking
Speaker 1: forward to this moment. Oh my god. And it was
Speaker 1: like based off watching them walk around, watching them, she
Speaker 1: I don't care. Okay. In high school there was a guy,
Speaker 1: that guy that I he was like, he's the one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, he's just shy. He's just shy.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, he's a fucking like we went
Speaker 1: out for like. It was like, he's not shy, he's
Speaker 1: not guarding it. There's no there there, there's no I
Speaker 1: don't care. We've all been damaged, we've all been hurt,
Speaker 1: but we have a little more personality in our damage.
Speaker 1: I think I would like to offer, which is that?
Speaker 1: Tell me? Had they not cut the score and and
Speaker 1: just played all of the moments and then sitting in silent.
Speaker 1: I think probably five other dates have gone like that,
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely don't think everyone's had like a rivet
Speaker 1: in conversation like yeah, sure girls that steer it way
Speaker 1: more and he is a wall and so then you
Speaker 1: have And then her entire argument was like it's a
Speaker 1: trust thing. I don't trust anything, and I think that
Speaker 1: that actually there's legitimacy to that. She's like, why then
Speaker 1: why am I going to open up with you all
Speaker 1: the things? And like you're making out with everyone else
Speaker 1: if you but you have an hour with the guy
Speaker 1: like he literally he he was like I've seen she's
Speaker 1: like that in Holland then she's like that was the
Speaker 1: best taken do I mean so fucking boring? I mean,
Speaker 1: this only move is just to grope them that hair,
Speaker 1: the hair, the hair. He loves a hair face, Like
Speaker 1: if you wanna, Becca is amazing that she's gotten as
Speaker 1: far because she's got no hair to brush your way,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like that's even Crystal when
Speaker 1: she was going down still, So then they go they're
Speaker 1: walking around and uh and then Crystal, meanwhile, I was
Speaker 1: freaking out back at the back at the boat. Is
Speaker 1: he really looking for a strong woman, a woo man,
Speaker 1: not a little girl. I hope she doesn't get a rose,
Speaker 1: because that's the name of the game. Sorry it is.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, yeah, it felt like that
Speaker 1: was a grab bag of like phrases and she just
Speaker 1: like assembled them. She's one of those things like you
Speaker 1: put on your fridge, those random Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: a woman woman straight because mystery glitter glitter, strong dude, glitter, dude,
Speaker 1: glitter fucking glitter. He has so have you guys noticed
Speaker 1: that his face is to town for his He wears
Speaker 1: so much tanner on his face. He's got this red
Speaker 1: mark right here too. He's like he's got like thick,
Speaker 1: like eighties base face that is just like it is.
Speaker 1: And he's sitting there. They don't ask any questions, and
Speaker 1: he was and he was like, wow, that's so pretty well.
Speaker 1: And then he asked her, asked her straight out if
Speaker 1: she likes him, and she didn't say anything, Dude, she
Speaker 1: doesn't like it. And he even said I don't think. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like I kind of, you know, I have
Speaker 1: a crush on you. Like it was like and it'd
Speaker 1: be cool if you can maybe tell me She right?
Speaker 1: She She's like, there's like nothing. That is my biggest
Speaker 1: nightmare is like a date like that. I don't think
Speaker 1: she's dumb. Is no, she's not. She's not, I don't.
Speaker 1: I just she bost think that there's no I think
Speaker 1: that there's no, Like she is probably used to being
Speaker 1: pursued and slowly like having it unlocked, and she's not
Speaker 1: going to unlock it for herself. But he has no
Speaker 1: idea how to do that conversationally because he's not has
Speaker 1: no natural curiosity. Yeah, and I think that they're like
Speaker 1: less that he tries and the more that she just
Speaker 1: like there like stalemated. Well, so then they started. They
Speaker 1: go on this dinner date and basically we learned he
Speaker 1: knocked a girl up. He went, He's like, sorry, I
Speaker 1: gotta raise she had a miscarriage, and then she laughed.
Speaker 1: That was an odd time to throw that out. It
Speaker 1: was weird, too, weird. I see the proucer's going, but
Speaker 1: he didn't say it was going. I felt like he
Speaker 1: was trying to be like, you can trust me, I'll
Speaker 1: get pregnant and leave on a race stor treated someone
Speaker 1: and I'm willing to admit it. You can trust me,
Speaker 1: you know I can at least get your pregnant. I
Speaker 1: will leave and go touring. That was a weird story
Speaker 1: story to be like, I don't know, Like I just
Speaker 1: need a little bit more to kind of unlock. That
Speaker 1: was his best And he was like that was his
Speaker 1: ace and the whole with him. I got a chick
Speaker 1: pregnant once wait, go back, he said, okay, and she
Speaker 1: had she had a look of shock, like we all did.
Speaker 1: We were like, what you knew that he thought this
Speaker 1: was his best story. I was like, I'm lady hanging
Speaker 1: on to this is I've saved this for years. Hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: at some point I'm gonna put story girl pregnant. That's
Speaker 1: honestly the most he's offered up about himself. Like we
Speaker 1: know he's crashed eighteen cars. We know from Lori that
Speaker 1: he's only won one race. Um that is, so he
Speaker 1: got some chick pregnant, Like it doesn't he it doesn't,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. And then and then she was like, I
Speaker 1: don't do well. My parents are still married. But it
Speaker 1: was I was in between, like what happened in that house?
Speaker 1: What I wanted to know? What happened with the dad.
Speaker 1: Was that when she was between the dad and the mom.
Speaker 1: I think it's like, who was it when they had
Speaker 1: the dog date episode who had very traumatic experiences with
Speaker 1: both bat and bumper cars? Anaa, can we just talk
Speaker 1: about analysa? How much? How right out for your girl?
Speaker 1: I got ten an elite I am. I can't believe
Speaker 1: they didn't do a reenactment for Crystal in the bowling Alley.
Speaker 1: I grew up in a bowling alley and it was
Speaker 1: hard for me to be in a bowling alley. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, how about like I'm just bitchy. I'm just bitchy.
Speaker 1: I just can't trust him. He goes back on his word.
Speaker 1: He has this thing, well, we fought for you, we
Speaker 1: put the energy, and he's like, what's going on? And
Speaker 1: She's like, it was just hard for me to be
Speaker 1: in a bowling alley because I have bowling alley related
Speaker 1: trust issues. I wanted to see your girl a little
Speaker 1: girl like with like the bumpers up, being like her
Speaker 1: mom and the distance, like getting yelled at, fingering fingered
Speaker 1: by some man. He's like like a bowling shirt just
Speaker 1: against the claw machine. Again again, Mom again, Mom for everything?
Speaker 1: Oh my God, way do you get to Bachelor in Paradise?
Speaker 1: Because the Beauty and Bachelor in Paradise, And I've talked
Speaker 1: to one of the producers of The Bachelor. When they
Speaker 1: edit for the Bachelor, they have to protect the batchlor
Speaker 1: to make him seem like French charming. When they go
Speaker 1: to Paradise, it's just like all the cast offs from
Speaker 1: like four seasons. They don't to protect anybody, so everyone
Speaker 1: gets an edit like Analyt's like everyone is garbage, and
Speaker 1: they'll edit people talking to raccoons and like crabs and
Speaker 1: like they make everybody look like a dimp ship. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: You're gonna Are you gonna Bachelor Games? I think that
Speaker 1: I'm probably. I don't know the difference between any of it.
Speaker 1: I just learned that it goes back and forth. So
Speaker 1: that's our Winter Games has never happened. This is a
Speaker 1: brand new season. There's this is the first time it's
Speaker 1: ever happened. So it'll be I think probably for like
Speaker 1: three or four weeks. It'll start next Tuesday night, and
Speaker 1: it'll be like it's gonna be people from all over
Speaker 1: the world from Bachelor's shows fucking and competing in the snow. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean you have to come back and talk about
Speaker 1: that too. Oh my god, wait speaking of voices in
Speaker 1: Crystal or have we not gotten there Becca doing Crystal's voice.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. That was
Speaker 1: my favorite thing. She isn't ship no, you pointed out
Speaker 1: early on because she's a ship ster. She we love her,
Speaker 1: but she's like she's still the young girl from high
Speaker 1: school that throw shade. Wow, so like, how did that
Speaker 1: make you feel a night that? You know? She's like
Speaker 1: very much. She plays both side of the fence. And
Speaker 1: also I haven't seen anyone but her. Every time someone
Speaker 1: goes away, she looks automatically shocked and devastated and comforting,
Speaker 1: like how are you that close? With literally everyone in
Speaker 1: their single. She also is like literally like holding onto
Speaker 1: someone every time she knows how to get the camera,
Speaker 1: she you right. In the series, she's always like she's like,
Speaker 1: who are they going to put the camera on? I
Speaker 1: think she's Leslie Khan's star pupil. I feel like she
Speaker 1: went to Leslie Khneen like like okay, so then Crystal
Speaker 1: says so then so then the girls are trapped on
Speaker 1: the boat. The two way card arrives, Crystal says, I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in having a three way, like I'm going
Speaker 1: to end up with Ari and that's it. Ari game on.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean yeah. So then Lauren and
Speaker 1: Ari they're out. It's so boring. It's so fucking boring.
Speaker 1: And she's just like, I'm just really overwhelmed. I feel
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of pressure on me. And she says,
Speaker 1: are you really put guys in the friend zone for
Speaker 1: six months? Um? And I can't open up until I
Speaker 1: trust somebody. I got my girl from pregnant with my child,
Speaker 1: I lost the baby and uh. And then her parents
Speaker 1: had a tough marriage and she was engaged to her ex,
Speaker 1: and um, I'm worried that I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: able to open up enough. And he goes, I find
Speaker 1: you amazing. I mean why he just wants to fuck her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all, it's only it's the only place his mind
Speaker 1: is with all these girls. Um, but at what point
Speaker 1: did he go, you know what, she's getting the rose
Speaker 1: like yeah, because the whole day, like, this girl's not
Speaker 1: getting the right way because she acknowledged she was. She
Speaker 1: I think she wasn't like, hey, I don't have a personality.
Speaker 1: Is this good for you? Like? She was like no,
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a slow burn. And by the way,
Speaker 1: she fully might not have a personality. She doesn't. But
Speaker 1: for her to be like, I'm not gonna give it
Speaker 1: like all straight away, I think that that's where he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, well, then there must be more. And
Speaker 1: also I can't punish her for like acknowledging the fact
Speaker 1: she was the opposite she it was like the equivalent
Speaker 1: uncomfortable date of the girl in the winery, but she
Speaker 1: was He's covering her face, but she's not trying as
Speaker 1: hard as that. That was another Lauren was that she
Speaker 1: was the social media manager she was. That was the
Speaker 1: worst blonde Lauren date. And I don't usually try. I
Speaker 1: just couldn't stop talking. I don't know. Maybe I think
Speaker 1: guys like to chase a little, and so maybe that
Speaker 1: she's literally giving him nothing. He's like, I like you,
Speaker 1: you don't like me. I like you. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you the rose until you don't have to like me.
Speaker 1: There was like a living room curtain. I just kept
Speaker 1: over the window. What I don't understand is everything she said.
Speaker 1: It was like, this is not the show for you.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what, Yeah, that's not how this
Speaker 1: show works. You got to get in there. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think it takes six months? Do you think
Speaker 1: that guy that shows up at the end and the
Speaker 1: previews which this season? Ok I want, I hate to
Speaker 1: say it, but this season the show just got This
Speaker 1: season I think is now going to be really good
Speaker 1: from here to the end. Do you think that X
Speaker 1: is either it's either her or Tia because he was Southern.
Speaker 1: He feels like Tia. He looks and feels like a Tia.
Speaker 1: But we don't know anything about it Tia X, do
Speaker 1: we She she picks guys, she has to fix up.
Speaker 1: That's what we know. What if it's Becca? I think
Speaker 1: I feel like something happened on that pop farm. Okay, now, Laurie, Laurie,
Speaker 1: who is our Tokay? Can we turn on the A C?
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? Or is that he? Um? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put it on. Okay, so Laura said. Laurie texted
Speaker 1: and she said Um likely wasn't filed as missing by
Speaker 1: her mom while she was on the batchelor because the
Speaker 1: report was in November. Contestants return in November, so it
Speaker 1: was aft likely after all. In all likelihood is true.
Speaker 1: She probably worked on a weed farm in Humboldt County, Okay.
Speaker 1: I believe that. I actually I totally believe that, and
Speaker 1: I believe like based off of she like retweeted the
Speaker 1: art coal and was like, oh my god, you guys
Speaker 1: call your mom's And the most embarrassing thing is that
Speaker 1: my driver's license photo got out like she like really
Speaker 1: underplayed it. But who was to say? She didn't like
Speaker 1: run away? Like there could be a full story that.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, I'm fascinated because it's also like, let's
Speaker 1: say she's done by November. Does that mean she didn't win?
Speaker 1: Why would she be working on a pop farm if
Speaker 1: she wants? I don't want to know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to because who do you think it's
Speaker 1: gonna win? I thought it was gonna be her? I
Speaker 1: did too, But why would she be working on a
Speaker 1: pop farm? Who do you think it's gonna win? I
Speaker 1: think someone more neutral? Ok? But or what about the
Speaker 1: who who was the girl that that that had the
Speaker 1: other single date with him last night? The one who
Speaker 1: Jacqueline Jacqulye is not gonna win? She actually has ambition
Speaker 1: And he's like that's a bone killer. I'm not We'll
Speaker 1: get there were real quick. Um so uh no, I
Speaker 1: lost it, Okay, So then Beca. So then there's a
Speaker 1: group Becca. They showed up for the Mulan Ruge. Young
Speaker 1: Beca has no bra on and comes bouncing up her
Speaker 1: fantastic titties are flying, which is like the time. It
Speaker 1: was like the third time that she fulled like Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1: She's got great boobs. If my boob stood up like that,
Speaker 1: I was still wear a brad because I'm from Rhode
Speaker 1: Island and I have shame. But like I would hope
Speaker 1: that one time in my life I could be on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor of running brawls. The Mulan Rouge dream last episode,
Speaker 1: she was wearing like a corset and a skirt. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh salty, she's got She's got like weird
Speaker 1: fashion stands and she couldn't be cute and I love
Speaker 1: a lot of furs. She loves her. I have to
Speaker 1: say when they so they'll go to the Mulan Ruge.
Speaker 1: The Cancan girls come out, and I wrote down I
Speaker 1: want I have since I was a child and I
Speaker 1: learned about the can can, I have wanted to be
Speaker 1: a Cancan girl so badly. I wanted to do that
Speaker 1: watching that, didn't you want to do that so badly
Speaker 1: last night? Yeah, it was like it was it was
Speaker 1: way more. And then the glowing, Oh my god, the
Speaker 1: gorgeous ladies of Bachelor Arrest, the Club of the Globe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You can't afford glow as like full submersive,
Speaker 1: like full glamor yeah, amazing. He goes this day to
Speaker 1: day is definitely for the women. It's like really because
Speaker 1: they're walking around in thongs. After Miss Janet hands them,
Speaker 1: they're like nude bone seriously, Yeah, well you take them
Speaker 1: all to like a car graveyard. He'd like, that's it's
Speaker 1: two in the morning. He doesn't realize no girls are
Speaker 1: There's just him at a car grave into a bottle
Speaker 1: of going wow, that's amazing, going beautiful. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you've got a little hair on your head, like, let
Speaker 1: me just brush that aside. So what intern at in
Speaker 1: the editing suite had to like put the blacks the earth.
Speaker 1: The choreographer CN can dance, although she when it was
Speaker 1: came her time to actually do it, he has started
Speaker 1: freaking out again. She freaked out in the glob But
Speaker 1: Becca really was so fucking beautiful and sparkly. She deserves that.
Speaker 1: She was on point. She's so cute in her lashes.
Speaker 1: She like somehow between like like in Fort Lauderdale, she
Speaker 1: snuck out and she got new lash extensions. She had
Speaker 1: like full feather lashes all like like can can l
Speaker 1: rouge fans. She was so cute. Um they do it.
Speaker 1: So then they show up to the party. Becca isn't
Speaker 1: her boostier with a weird black ribbon necklace, and um,
Speaker 1: Tia and Ari. She was like, I was starting to
Speaker 1: feel insecure. She's I love Tia, I'm teen Tia. Guys,
Speaker 1: She's not gonna win, She's gonna be a bachelor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also like she whatever doesn't deserve you know, she doesn't.
Speaker 1: And he has no idea what to do with her. No,
Speaker 1: she's better than him. And then so Chelsea's back there.
Speaker 1: Chelsea started to feel threatened, rightfully so by Becca. She's saying,
Speaker 1: Chelsea is a twenty two year old free spirit and
Speaker 1: I am a any nine year old with a child.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised, and I know it's jumping ahead, but I'm
Speaker 1: assuming if you're listening to this, you know that Chelsea
Speaker 1: gets cut at the end. I would have thought they
Speaker 1: would have given her more airtime this episode, because she
Speaker 1: started out of such a big player as the villain
Speaker 1: she got the first rose to sort of have no
Speaker 1: airtime felt like a weird editing choice. What's the word mysterious?
Speaker 1: Did you just tell me that about yourself? Chelsey? I'm
Speaker 1: just a mysterious mysterious You know that He couldn't. He
Speaker 1: wanted to cut her as soon as he heard that
Speaker 1: her mystery was he loved that. He was like, I've
Speaker 1: only ever dated moms. He loves he loved mom. I
Speaker 1: got him on pregnant one time he did the second
Speaker 1: mom you're a mom? Was mom and up again. I
Speaker 1: like making babies, but I'm out of here. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think that it was probably very disappointed that was her
Speaker 1: entire mystery, and also that now she's like, I'm just
Speaker 1: I want him to see not the mom's side of me,
Speaker 1: but the like will see side of me. But like,
Speaker 1: all you're giving us is also I'm a mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't need to be here and juice, but I'm
Speaker 1: have a kidd but like, stop talking about it. Who's
Speaker 1: with your kid? Exactly right? A little I did a
Speaker 1: little digging online. So apparently his guy, her guy left
Speaker 1: her for Miss Maine. And yeah, and then apparently he
Speaker 1: went to the court while she was filming The Bachelor
Speaker 1: and was like, I'm not going to pay child support
Speaker 1: while she's at the Bachelor. And I thought, my man
Speaker 1: has a good point, because she's not taking care of
Speaker 1: our child. He's like, I'll pay it when she comes back,
Speaker 1: but she's at the Bachelor and I'm not paying child support.
Speaker 1: So I also read that he refused to sign anything
Speaker 1: to let the child be on her little story. That's smart,
Speaker 1: that's smart. You know she's going to be on Bachelor Paradise.
Speaker 1: Is that now that a man is like dirty goods
Speaker 1: and has been on too many There was a single
Speaker 1: mom that on like eighteen times and had a baby boys,
Speaker 1: and but now there's a new mom in town now no, no,
Speaker 1: that she's like not allowed to see your child anymore.
Speaker 1: So then so then so Beckett comes on, she's got
Speaker 1: her lashes, and she was like, I like you, and
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that I felt jealousy when I saw you
Speaker 1: leave with that dud on your gondola. And then and
Speaker 1: then he was like a little and he was like,
Speaker 1: is that French kissing when we're in France? And she
Speaker 1: was like, you're fucking idiot. And he's standing there and
Speaker 1: he's in his top hat and cape. How much of
Speaker 1: a lady bone or killer is that outfit on a
Speaker 1: man watching him singing in France? The women's faces what
Speaker 1: like the bitch the resting bitch face as they're watching
Speaker 1: this happen of the girl, the girls, and then that
Speaker 1: is the least that was like are you ready to
Speaker 1: dry up? Every ladies? Like lady park women? Are you ready? You?
Speaker 1: Is your join? Not too excited tonight? Like what's less
Speaker 1: of a like a bigger lady boner killer is like
Speaker 1: a male magician seconds a male magicians magician but lip
Speaker 1: sticking in French? I mean, how bummed would you have
Speaker 1: been if you went to them to see a show
Speaker 1: and you saw that ship and then you have to
Speaker 1: continue to try and be in love with that guy.
Speaker 1: My friend and I used to call it diarrhea syndrome,
Speaker 1: where like we had a crush on this guy and
Speaker 1: then he aggressively told me a story about how he
Speaker 1: had diarrhea, and it was like, once you've heard that,
Speaker 1: it's like I can't it's over like like like he
Speaker 1: was like diarrhea Dave, like once you it's over. This
Speaker 1: was like a diarrhea Dave moment to top. You can't
Speaker 1: can't see it, you can't see like you look at that,
Speaker 1: that's just a realtor in a top hat sticking to
Speaker 1: a French song. He doesn't codd look at his So
Speaker 1: here's the big that's the base and then his and
Speaker 1: then his neck is white, two different colors. Look at
Speaker 1: the cut like even Jasmine pointed it out. Jasmine texted
Speaker 1: me and was like, that's right. Jasmine from Jasmine texted me,
Speaker 1: is like, why does he rip someone's tanner on his pace?
Speaker 1: Literally just got jealous, Jasmin, you have to come to Austin.
Speaker 1: I know. We gotta get an Airbn You want to
Speaker 1: come to Austen with us into a live show at Okay,
Speaker 1: and April Funny, she's got for a million, like eighty
Speaker 1: eight million Instagram followers between her and the fucking bathroom.
Speaker 1: We could get a giant Airbnb house. We all stay there.
Speaker 1: We do like two tweets about it. Never okay, so
Speaker 1: then oh my god, we have the oh my god,
Speaker 1: we could get Becca. We could get Becca, we could
Speaker 1: get fucking Kendall, we get Pink paying her her pain,
Speaker 1: paying her stuff. Penguin could be there, okay. So then
Speaker 1: our Sienna, let me get Pink pay Why have we
Speaker 1: not seen any of them that she's carrying around? So
Speaker 1: then he goes. Then he goes speak French to me
Speaker 1: to Sienna. She goes just sweet and he's like, what
Speaker 1: is I mean? It's like, what there you thinking? I
Speaker 1: took fresh like one on one and even I know
Speaker 1: it's like I could have said the valiza val I'm
Speaker 1: a real Juras car driver. Okay. So then Ari's outfit.
Speaker 1: The girls are angrily watching. He was lipsticking in a
Speaker 1: top hat and a cane. I just wrote no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, and then and then I wrote this sucks.
Speaker 1: Oh somebody said this such watching Becca m um makes
Speaker 1: me feel a little insecure. It's like, well yeah, um.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, I'm definitely feeling. She was
Speaker 1: feeling the field. She was feeling all the fields. So
Speaker 1: then crystals out. She gets her little things. She's getting
Speaker 1: ready to go at the boat. She's wearing an ace
Speaker 1: bandage underneath that has a key hole at her tits
Speaker 1: in it. Underneath a nude one Esie who dresses her Debbie.
Speaker 1: Give me your thoughts, like, is this from a Venice
Speaker 1: like beach boutique? What the fuck? I think that? Uh?
Speaker 1: I think that everyone is trying their best, and I
Speaker 1: think it's yeah, you're right, you're right. She Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: People love like full packed outfits that them and their sisters,
Speaker 1: and the show probably has a couple of things that
Speaker 1: they're like, oh yeah that, oh that that's great, and
Speaker 1: then just kind of like yeah, beat the face, and
Speaker 1: then makeup is like full blown, like Tia that moment, Yes,
Speaker 1: don't ever wear makeup. She's so cute that I don't
Speaker 1: wear makeup. Yes. But then there's like a lot of
Speaker 1: them that like have had that moment where being like
Speaker 1: so cute and then I'm like, oh busted. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a swing and a miss dude. Yes with the ace
Speaker 1: bandage body con type. Here's what you need to know.
Speaker 1: They're only allowed to bring two suitcases. What do you bring?
Speaker 1: What do you bring for your opening night outfit? I
Speaker 1: decided I would go back. I would Aaron said she'd
Speaker 1: wear a cape to jumpsuit. I would suck up and
Speaker 1: we were short in the front, long in the back
Speaker 1: bullet skirt. Yeah, I would like ever like a mini
Speaker 1: in the front mullet skirt of and that I would
Speaker 1: wear like something that is like cute on top but
Speaker 1: also kind of shows my tips and it would be misguided.
Speaker 1: What do you wear? Um? And it's all of that
Speaker 1: like canary yellow and I remember some bright fun like
Speaker 1: it's like I was hot pink and like, but like
Speaker 1: it would be some bright color because I want to
Speaker 1: catch the eye when there's like thirty five of us
Speaker 1: opening night getting out of the car. What misguided? Up?
Speaker 1: But do you pick men's wear? You got gown gown, gown, yeah,
Speaker 1: sexy sexy tucks. Yeah, you got like a trouser with
Speaker 1: probably like and then and then you know you just
Speaker 1: told me, and I'm like, you would win in that moment.
Speaker 1: Hot men's are like a hot Gucci suit. You would win.
Speaker 1: The suit. Girl she's amazing. She was she were a
Speaker 1: time like my waiter at Red Lobster. She's different. I
Speaker 1: have a question talked to me Debbie Ryan. Debbie Ryan
Speaker 1: has every bachelor and bachelor up and straight. Yes, well
Speaker 1: as far as we mean the actual bachelor bachelor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's been a game one. They do one on logo,
Speaker 1: they do a guy one on logo, but they have
Speaker 1: contestants that have been bisexual. I want a pan. I
Speaker 1: want someone in there, a guy or a girl. Everyone's
Speaker 1: fighting for their heart and you got guys girls who
Speaker 1: have gender non like a full on. There was one
Speaker 1: on MTV. There was one te Tequila. That's right, Tila Tequila.
Speaker 1: I forgot about. I worked with Tila Tequila. Was like,
Speaker 1: h she was, she was Tila Tequila. I mean, you
Speaker 1: know what it was, you know what it was like
Speaker 1: when it was sort of like when you know, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we know that you love to get at it and
Speaker 1: that's your thing, but like she really lead with that aggressively,
Speaker 1: like a a Tuesday, like seven am. It's like, look,
Speaker 1: I know you get boned a lot by ladies and guys.
Speaker 1: I don't care good for you. But it's like she
Speaker 1: couldn't stop talking about it in the makeup trailer, and
Speaker 1: at a certain point I was like, I get it,
Speaker 1: I get it, you bone getting the bones on. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I didn't know what to talk A bone
Speaker 1: free zone hopefully hopefully, um but there haven't like there's
Speaker 1: been some last season, there was a bisexual contestant, Jamie,
Speaker 1: who then went to Paradise, and she was kind of
Speaker 1: popular in Paradise. Guys were intrigued. There's never been a
Speaker 1: guy on that's paying. There's been a lot. Wait if
Speaker 1: you think you like it, now, where do you see
Speaker 1: all the guys fighting. There's a lot of romances that
Speaker 1: happened pretty sea where guys actually fell in love. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was when they had Clint. Clint and uh, what's
Speaker 1: his name? The guy that worked lived in his JJ
Speaker 1: who lives in his parents basement and have three kids.
Speaker 1: I think he still lives in his parents basement in Denver, Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we go so then they're doing the can
Speaker 1: can um and then Crystal So Crystal, she goes, she
Speaker 1: reads the thing. Two women, one rose, one stays, one
Speaker 1: goes Kendall and me will always have Paris and then
Speaker 1: she and then she says, can we talk about how
Speaker 1: much Kendall just ship her pants? That's how she praised it.
Speaker 1: I've been prepping for this situation for like months, I mean,
Speaker 1: is what it is? How boring are the other relationships?
Speaker 1: I'm I am wife material fun wife, like, no, you're
Speaker 1: not needs a lozenge. I just want to give her
Speaker 1: a lozenge. She just she really started to run out.
Speaker 1: By the end of the episode, Crystal simple water, just
Speaker 1: her some honey. Um. Yeah, that was And then the
Speaker 1: thing is, she wasn't. She wasn't. She wasn't so much.
Speaker 1: And I think it's my shirt off. But I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna like that wasn't freaking out. Wasn't freaking to spend
Speaker 1: the day with her, you know what I mean exactly, No,
Speaker 1: she wasn't. Yeah, And also they're going to be there
Speaker 1: each going like it's already already likes attention from everyone,
Speaker 1: Like he's going to not spend the date just with
Speaker 1: one person, like he you know. But she of course
Speaker 1: just gets She's so funny, dude. So I love I
Speaker 1: love to watch it. So then they go to this
Speaker 1: beautiful chateau. Look at this awesome chateau. It's awesome. It's
Speaker 1: Tendaal and Crystal. They're on the two on one they
Speaker 1: have to go do amaze. Crystal is wearing and somebody
Speaker 1: treated me this. It's like it's like Annie Hall trousers.
Speaker 1: There's like a crushed velvet boostier top Annie Hall trousers.
Speaker 1: She's got like a captain's there's like a nautical thing happening.
Speaker 1: She's drinking like champagne out of like the tick glasses,
Speaker 1: and like she finds him in the she wins, she
Speaker 1: finds him in the middle. He immediately tone kisses her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was discussed about that. So then he pulls her
Speaker 1: aside one at a time, and even though he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: she apologized. All she did was talking to baby voice,
Speaker 1: and he kept like stroking her hair, like I don't
Speaker 1: think about I don't think the producers made him keep her.
Speaker 1: I think he did kind of want to suck her,
Speaker 1: but he knew that if he kept her that America
Speaker 1: would hate him. I think she shot her self in
Speaker 1: the foot when she brought up Kendall. When she started
Speaker 1: talking about Kendall, I was like, you never talked about
Speaker 1: the other girls. Yeah you can't, Sammy, you've never watched
Speaker 1: The Bachelor? Are you bored out of your fucking mind?
Speaker 1: Or do you now want to watch and come back
Speaker 1: and do the show again. I definitely want to watch.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Sammy, I are you gonna watch Bachelor
Speaker 1: Winter Games? I'll watch all of it. We want to
Speaker 1: hear your opinion. You want to hear from you, Sammy.
Speaker 1: You're a cool customer. This is Sammy's first time doing
Speaker 1: this with us, and we want you to be in.
Speaker 1: We watch and then maybe come dude next week, maybe
Speaker 1: we could do Bachelor Winter Games or something. Yeah. Sure, great.
Speaker 1: So he gives them a little tour of the chateau,
Speaker 1: gives clearly Kendall, and then the most honest really Kendall
Speaker 1: confronting Crystal, Oh, go tell me, Debbie. I was like,
Speaker 1: go off, Like I was so happy that she did
Speaker 1: because she's so kind and genuine and so the second
Speaker 1: she's like, you know what, like when Becca did it
Speaker 1: and she was like why are you still here? Now
Speaker 1: I'm asking why are you still here? That was like
Speaker 1: did she but it just felt like yeah, and like oh,
Speaker 1: we get it, Like you're just like I'm just saying it.
Speaker 1: But like Kendall was very much like, no, actually, let
Speaker 1: me have a conversation with you. And she came with I.
Speaker 1: She came with I have empathy for she doesn't. Yes,
Speaker 1: she will eat human flesh. Yeah, she travels with Pink,
Speaker 1: Pang and Pang, but her presence her grounded. She's like
Speaker 1: the Buddha, like Cannibal she was like, she was like,
Speaker 1: you have trouble connecting with people. I don't connecting people.
Speaker 1: You have trouble. And then I love Kendall so much
Speaker 1: and then she and then she and then she goes
Speaker 1: when Kendall was talking, I didn't even care like she was.
Speaker 1: She looked so rattled that she'd been seen for such
Speaker 1: a piece of ship. I don't have words. And then
Speaker 1: she was like she was basically like, you've not been kind.
Speaker 1: This is not like you've not been real. Go off
Speaker 1: and and like Crystal couldn't handle it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then okay, so then he he comes back. It
Speaker 1: was and it was edited together weird because you never
Speaker 1: saw what he said to Kendall. Yeah, but then he
Speaker 1: comes back, He's like I need a minute to think
Speaker 1: this through. Yeah, I need tonight. I need tonight, which
Speaker 1: was like what the fuck? Which, by the way, like
Speaker 1: ever since Crystal first went, I just always had a
Speaker 1: thing where other women hate me. They just always hate me,
Speaker 1: and they're like resentful of me because they like always
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna steal their boyfriends. And that's only like
Speaker 1: sort of happened a couple of times. Yes, yes, we
Speaker 1: never talked about that that means she stole everyone's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: She guaranteed stole everyone's boyfriend. And she reminds me so
Speaker 1: much of this girl who I used to think was
Speaker 1: so cool and want to be my friend, and I
Speaker 1: became like really good best friends with yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and she like got a carbon copy of my boyfriend
Speaker 1: and did the whole thing. And then she, while I
Speaker 1: was happy in my relationship, accused me like her and
Speaker 1: her boyfriend broke up and I went over with like
Speaker 1: food and was like and she was like, you don't
Speaker 1: get you say that because you're the one who broke
Speaker 1: up and we knew your last relationship, like I was done,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I didn't know that that affected
Speaker 1: me being able to be a friend right now. And
Speaker 1: also he was musics it and also you've never chosen
Speaker 1: the side of a woman. Yeah, I understand. And it
Speaker 1: made me realize there were women who, while I like
Speaker 1: could not fond, more over like building up other women
Speaker 1: because if I build you up, then we all go. Yes.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that there are other women who see
Speaker 1: that and they're like, I need to immediately drive a
Speaker 1: wedge because if I can't have Yeah, you can't enjoy it.
Speaker 1: There's not enough for everyone in the world. Yes, and
Speaker 1: that is iconically Crystal. Yes, it's so good. We never
Speaker 1: talked about that. I forgot about that. You know, she's
Speaker 1: still everybody's boyfriend. And also I feel like even Becca,
Speaker 1: who like it's about her, Becca would be so happy
Speaker 1: if she was in the final three and she was
Speaker 1: best friends with the girl who ended up winning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I deserved this. He would be happy, whether or not genuinely,
Speaker 1: she would be. Yes. And you know what, because she's
Speaker 1: going to get all the Instagram followers anyway. She cashing in.
Speaker 1: She's catching it. She's catching it. So they go on
Speaker 1: this double date and and he it was so weird.
Speaker 1: He was like, Kendall, can I see you for a second.
Speaker 1: And they walk away and Crystals just sitting there and
Speaker 1: they're up and with a view of the Eiffel Tower,
Speaker 1: and then and then you anything, nothing. We don't ever
Speaker 1: see him talking to Kendall. And then he comes back
Speaker 1: and he gives Kendall the rose and then they go
Speaker 1: like dry hump And she really fucking aggressive when she kisses.
Speaker 1: She kissing in a frightening way. She like a woman
Speaker 1: who does want to eat your blood. She was literally
Speaker 1: eating his flesh. And there was a new kissing bandit
Speaker 1: and she's gonna she might eat part of your face
Speaker 1: and was so many people tweeted in there was a
Speaker 1: missed opportunity for a telescope there for Crystal to sit
Speaker 1: and watch this. All season you've been able to watch
Speaker 1: people like humping Ari. She didn't, so like it was
Speaker 1: sort of an anticlimactic. Usually when they do too on ones,
Speaker 1: they strand the person. Like one of the villains they
Speaker 1: stranded on an island where there was like a blowhole
Speaker 1: of like salt water, and they helicopter away. And there
Speaker 1: was another one that they left like in the bad lands,
Speaker 1: like the salt flats, and and they they're like stuck
Speaker 1: somewhere shitty in the middle of nowhere, and like they're stranded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're like stuck. So this one she goes like
Speaker 1: at least like stuck in some weird tower with a
Speaker 1: good view of parents has it. She's still think she's delivering.
Speaker 1: She drops like sandwiches down to homeless homeless cruise's homeless
Speaker 1: men that have homes. So yeah, they're like, um, I'm
Speaker 1: back to you too, And you get to how does
Speaker 1: that sound. I'm the line produce. I live in Malibu.
Speaker 1: I have a ten million dollar I text you this
Speaker 1: last night. But I got so nervous when he gave
Speaker 1: that rose to Kendall because I was like, she's going
Speaker 1: to attack you. She's going to attack you. She is
Speaker 1: not stable Crystal. Yeah, I thought maybe she was going
Speaker 1: to attack critic either. I was like very actually nervous
Speaker 1: in that second, like, oh god, I hope she doesn't
Speaker 1: like react. Remember remember with Chad and Alex in the
Speaker 1: woods and the whistle. I actually thought Chad was going
Speaker 1: to go back and like murder, like when you stopped
Speaker 1: back to the house and was like whistling and pounding
Speaker 1: and way do you get to the season when it's
Speaker 1: the guys. It's because the guys. The guys all get
Speaker 1: a little gay and kind of fall harder for the
Speaker 1: guys than the girl that you're gonna die. Okay. I
Speaker 1: love the take where she was like perfect was it
Speaker 1: was at the table they each having wine and then
Speaker 1: she says they say something about agreed to I sent
Speaker 1: you the video of it. It was like agree to
Speaker 1: disagree or something, and the shot of Crystal going like
Speaker 1: sipping wine and going. She goes, I was weak and
Speaker 1: I'm not weak, and it hurts, and it hurts. Did
Speaker 1: not feel good enough to our group chat. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to the route group got here we go,
Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, group chat, group chat.
Speaker 1: This is here we go? Here we go? Is this
Speaker 1: from rob? Oh my god? Why is it not playing?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Oh my god. She's so seriously, there's
Speaker 1: no thing she could not She could not get that,
Speaker 1: she could not get that wine in fast enough. Right wait,
Speaker 1: like she's the only one who drinks wine during her
Speaker 1: Like interviews afterwards were like a green screen interviews. I
Speaker 1: feel like there's times where she's like, yeah, well this
Speaker 1: is just the way that the game has played. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she definitely is like Mommy needs her Sevignon block. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't tell him, Like, oh, the reason
Speaker 1: I was screaming so much about because I was like
Speaker 1: blacked out day. She said, I just want to feel
Speaker 1: appreciated and good enough. Well, you know she's going to paradise.
Speaker 1: You know she's going to paradise. And she says, I
Speaker 1: feel like I have so much love to give. I
Speaker 1: had a room. It in college, who actually said this
Speaker 1: to my fucking face, who clearly hated me, who said
Speaker 1: to whom my face are him, I'm not like you.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of love to give, said to
Speaker 1: my face. The only time I've ever done this in
Speaker 1: my life, I did make out with her boyfriend when
Speaker 1: she went to New Mexico to get her scuba diving license,
Speaker 1: and it was revenge for that convent. And I don't
Speaker 1: regret that. Yeah, watch out, I don't know like you.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of love to give. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: Like what the kind of a comment is that? So
Speaker 1: then we get to Jacqueline. Jacqueline has her one on
Speaker 1: one day. She's not gotten a date yet, and she
Speaker 1: feels like, I feel like I'm getting a gift to
Speaker 1: open on Christmas and it's a pony. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm getting a pony for Christmas, and I have like
Speaker 1: if the pony doesn't work out, they're gonna shoot it.
Speaker 1: So he picked her up in this little MG car,
Speaker 1: which stalls and he can't. Isn't the most engaged I've seen,
Speaker 1: and he's like, the corporators out, You're just gonna start
Speaker 1: the corporator And she was like, oh, that's hot seeing
Speaker 1: and it's hot when a guy who knows things about
Speaker 1: things that is doing things. I'm like, you're going to
Speaker 1: med school. I don't know that. I actually rewound that moment.
Speaker 1: I had to pause it. I was gonna immediately rewind,
Speaker 1: and I rewound it and pause it and was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's literally was like, it's really hot when a guy
Speaker 1: who knows, who knows, who knows things about things, doing
Speaker 1: things about things. That's what she said. It's hot when
Speaker 1: guys who know things about things are doing things about things.
Speaker 1: Seven years college years of college seven years seven years?
Speaker 1: Was that her? No, that's yeah, she's going she's about
Speaker 1: to do six years and yeah, so then they go
Speaker 1: shopping associates, it's not six years because she's going for
Speaker 1: a PhD. It's six years because she says things like
Speaker 1: as hot when the guys who knows things about things
Speaker 1: isn't doing things about so he takes her to ports,
Speaker 1: he takes her shopping. I would have much rather had
Speaker 1: the Rachel Zoe shopping spree. They couldn't. It was like
Speaker 1: it was almost like, welcome to Eileen Fisher. You want
Speaker 1: to boxy like sensible, he like, and he was like
Speaker 1: even making fun of the jackets, like, look at this
Speaker 1: dumb boxing jacket. So they found her a black car.
Speaker 1: She was keeter in her little red dress, but he
Speaker 1: put her in the black cocktail dress. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to spool you. It's like, oh, it's so gross.
Speaker 1: And then they like zoomed, you know, they did that
Speaker 1: cut on her feet and she was like stumbling up.
Speaker 1: So I wrote that walking so awkwardly in the dress.
Speaker 1: She was like the she came out hot, she came
Speaker 1: out holly. She really wanted to have a good time,
Speaker 1: but she almost it was almost too much. She was
Speaker 1: too much. She couldn't he right. She had to. She
Speaker 1: was like, I feel like that's how you fill on
Speaker 1: the inside at all times. But I've learned how to
Speaker 1: like calm it down a little bit. It's really really,
Speaker 1: do you have social anxiety? Do you have social anxiety?
Speaker 1: Do you? Oh? God, that's why I only come here.
Speaker 1: This is the only time I leave. You're welcome to
Speaker 1: the club, then we this is this is the only
Speaker 1: place I come. You're you know. I was driving here
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm sorry, I'm just like I've
Speaker 1: been driving for I don't know how I'll come get
Speaker 1: you next time, I'll just come pick you up. Swing through,
Speaker 1: I'll come get you. I'll come get you. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: come get you. Know. But the idea, the idea of
Speaker 1: um them on that the Jacqueline and Ari shopping spree
Speaker 1: was actually the most connection, like genuine like banter. I've
Speaker 1: seen him half of a person that didn't feel contrived.
Speaker 1: It actually when he was just like making fun of
Speaker 1: the thing, and when I felt like he knew that
Speaker 1: he was talking to a person and was talking to her,
Speaker 1: not just saying things in general, and it could be
Speaker 1: any girl. Yeah, you're right. She she she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm worried. I feel like she was very articulate. She
Speaker 1: was like, I'm worried that I'm an experiment. I look
Speaker 1: at her because because she was like, I have no
Speaker 1: fashion sense, and I looked at her, and I thought,
Speaker 1: that's accurate. And then you see, if you put her
Speaker 1: through the machine, she should actually become beautiful, like a
Speaker 1: mall clooney. Like watching her, I'm like, you gave her
Speaker 1: just twint, like like she's got beautifulized. I actually feel
Speaker 1: like you could style her and make her be such
Speaker 1: a debbie, could style her and make her be such
Speaker 1: a fucking fox. You don't want that. I could sell her.
Speaker 1: I want to. Oh my god, I wish I look
Speaker 1: goodness suit. I could do a jumpsuit. I could do
Speaker 1: a one piece jump You look great in the rumpy
Speaker 1: jump suits. It's gotta be a one that. It's gotta
Speaker 1: be a high waisted one. We've had this conversation about
Speaker 1: our bodies. And I'm shortwaisted. You're lucky. That's I'm very
Speaker 1: You're lucky because I mean you're leggy. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: necessarily Gigi add not shortwaisted, also leggy. Well you want
Speaker 1: I'm I'm long waisted, short leggy. Interesting, Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: why it looks the A line the highway. It's gotta
Speaker 1: be a highway. It's got to be an A line. Um. Also, okay,
Speaker 1: I just have a quick question. Talk to me, Debbie Ryan. Okay, great, So, sorry,
Speaker 1: when he goes back to Scottsdale, he's not going to
Speaker 1: be wearing suits. I know, he's a real stort. He's not.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be wearing espradrills and probably linen pants and
Speaker 1: like a T shirt like led Zeppelin T shirts. So,
Speaker 1: like my question is yes, Debbie Ryan when they're getting
Speaker 1: these makeovers and need to be like strutting in ballgowns, Like,
Speaker 1: is this actually applicable to what their life will look like? Like?
Speaker 1: She doesn't actually have to be able to work a
Speaker 1: ballgown for her Scottsdale life. Like she's you know, it's fine,
Speaker 1: She's fine. Yeah, it's all a fantasy, it's not real.
Speaker 1: They usually wear and what you have, they usually wear.
Speaker 1: Cold shoulder rompers is what they usually wear, really sure rompers,
Speaker 1: sort of like what Lauren b wore, a short romper
Speaker 1: so it can um and it's usually off the shoulder
Speaker 1: is what they wear. And it's floral. It's floral. It's
Speaker 1: a floral. No, no, no, on the show. On the show.
Speaker 1: On the show. So then she then they go, he
Speaker 1: goes I. She says, I'm worried that I'm an experiment.
Speaker 1: And then he said, which was actually, I think the
Speaker 1: most honest thing. He said, I was worried you were
Speaker 1: too intelligent for me. It's like, oh he knows he's
Speaker 1: a dummy. Yeah he knows. And then he's a jock.
Speaker 1: I mean really, I mean race car drivers are still jocks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: jocks are great people. They do great things with their sports. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but not not not always, not always the smartest tools.
Speaker 1: So Ashed a lot, a lot hasn't affected his brain, Like,
Speaker 1: you're right, he's probably had a few concussions. He might
Speaker 1: have been. I haven't seen him on the season of
Speaker 1: The Bachelotte that he was on like seventeen years ago.
Speaker 1: I saw him there. He wasn't. He wasn't. I watched
Speaker 1: it recently. So he said, I would just have worried
Speaker 1: about how I would interest you. And then he says
Speaker 1: I haven't And then she says, I haven't completed my education.
Speaker 1: I have six more years to get my PhD. And
Speaker 1: then he said this just made me so angry. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want you to not explore your dreams. She said that,
Speaker 1: and then yeah, and then he says, I don't see
Speaker 1: how um, I don't see her dreams, her ambitions and
Speaker 1: dreams as a hindrance, just an obstacle. Fuck you, It's
Speaker 1: like her ambitions and dreams are an obstacle. How about
Speaker 1: how about if you love somebody you want them to
Speaker 1: do there? How about a woman kind of a job,
Speaker 1: how about move out of Scottsdale. Yeah you're not really raised? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he just wants to go on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, that was that was weird because I
Speaker 1: thought because I thought like throughout that entire thing, she
Speaker 1: was like, I mean, I'm going to school, I have
Speaker 1: like six more years and doing this thing. And she
Speaker 1: goes the first he goes, I think you were too
Speaker 1: intelligent for me, And the look on her face was priceless,
Speaker 1: because she for sure was and she was like up
Speaker 1: and then just like didn't say anything about it. She left.
Speaker 1: It was like, well, it's quilt. I'm staying to the girl,
Speaker 1: I feel like you don't like me, and she's like,
Speaker 1: and you feel that? And then and then's what he says,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're smarter than me. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you feel that, huh okay. And then and then he
Speaker 1: was like, I just I would never want you to
Speaker 1: have to give up your passions and give up your dreams,
Speaker 1: and I just think it wouldn't be unfair. And when
Speaker 1: he grabs the rose and was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: you to have to choose and do their thing. At
Speaker 1: no point throughout this journey was she like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like all I can postpone that. She's like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: going to school. Yeah, hey, asshole, I'm enrolled. And it
Speaker 1: was never on the table. You're the one who talked
Speaker 1: about me not going to school. Yeah, he was like that,
Speaker 1: And he said, I dated a woman who I once
Speaker 1: stated a woman who had dreams, and I saw that
Speaker 1: he was like I once stated, a woman who had
Speaker 1: ambitions and dreams, and I always felt badly because I
Speaker 1: didn't want her to put it. It's like, so why
Speaker 1: don't you fucking let her go for her dreams? Asshole?
Speaker 1: And then she got pregnant because I and then I
Speaker 1: left every story and then she got her pregnant. That's
Speaker 1: his only story. And then I got the black Widow car.
Speaker 1: I crashed it again. So then they have they they
Speaker 1: have they show up at the Mulan. They show up
Speaker 1: as some weird like doll factory for their final What
Speaker 1: was that? What was that some mannequin palace tea is
Speaker 1: in a crazy share circle nineteen sixty eight jumpsuit that
Speaker 1: she must have gotten it fifty sways of grace. I
Speaker 1: can't if she's doing it so great? Um grace rate
Speaker 1: And then they so then Chelsea got cut. Come on,
Speaker 1: we did not see that coming. Didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: So we have no Chelsea, no Crystal. The villains are gone. Guys.
Speaker 1: I think, I think Becca. I think someone's gonna turn
Speaker 1: pretty nasty. Who who's gonna know? Becca's an obvious who's
Speaker 1: the quiet one? Laurens I was thinking, yeah, you're right. Well,
Speaker 1: Becca through shade about So Lauren goes off. She starts
Speaker 1: talking to a faithless producer. Okay, so then he announces
Speaker 1: that they're going to Tuscany, and Becca, who's screen time, like,
Speaker 1: pops her face into the one single, Oh my God,
Speaker 1: I love wine and her lashes are fluttering like birds
Speaker 1: of prey. And then there's like they already robotic. Lauren
Speaker 1: b literally like system shut down and almost are like
Speaker 1: robs got that, and then she walked out and she
Speaker 1: got she she confessed she got angry. The shot of
Speaker 1: her I've been feeling uncomfortable by what did she say?
Speaker 1: She said? She said, she confessed she got angry. She
Speaker 1: got angry. She said, I got I I Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did I not write it down? I got he piste
Speaker 1: off by the smallest things. And then and then Becca goes,
Speaker 1: I'm a ship ster and then she said that. Look
Speaker 1: she she said about Lauren B glad you got a
Speaker 1: rose not next week, Like basically she was talking about
Speaker 1: she saw the reaction from Laura B. And was like
Speaker 1: immediately ship stirring it to the other girls. But Laura
Speaker 1: B was like, I got Piste off because she saw
Speaker 1: him go off with Jacqueline and she couldn't handle it.
Speaker 1: She's like, I just want these girls to be gone
Speaker 1: so I can be with my dud man. They're kind
Speaker 1: of perfect for each other there too, Vanilla. I feel
Speaker 1: thought that there was a point in their date after
Speaker 1: when no words were spoke and they walked off together,
Speaker 1: and I thought, maybe she's the one for him. Why
Speaker 1: isn't I? They can just both not do things not
Speaker 1: to silence. Wasn't at the tail end when they were
Speaker 1: dancing in front of Peter Pan, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't when that woman that Debbie style beautifully and the
Speaker 1: men's outfit with like Peter Pan cap and they were
Speaker 1: actually dancing by like actually like a real moment, Like
Speaker 1: clearly they didn't hire this. It wasn't a little Friend,
Speaker 1: It wasn't Lanko the band Lanko didn't know. It wasn't
Speaker 1: Genial R. It was a ten R and what do
Speaker 1: you know it was? It was Julie the girl. I
Speaker 1: love her and in that moment she said a lyric.
Speaker 1: So then they go through next week. We had previews
Speaker 1: for the whole season. We have a guy showing up,
Speaker 1: there's a proposal, there's tears, there's that's my woman that
Speaker 1: I should be proposing to, Three angry dads, my daughter
Speaker 1: off like yeahed with my daughter. Yeah, there wasn't a
Speaker 1: black dad. Maybe he's nice, Maybe he's the nice one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there we got the show like three angry men.
Speaker 1: There's three angry white down. So it's four that have
Speaker 1: hometown or at hometown and three get boned. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna name names. I'm not gonna say who,
Speaker 1: but the best piece of gossip we ever got was
Speaker 1: from a sound person who worked on the show. And
Speaker 1: in Fantasy Threats and it don't mean anything to you,
Speaker 1: but there was once in Fantasy three. They basically go
Speaker 1: to like they go to like a like a secrets resort,
Speaker 1: or they go to like some sandals, some like lovers
Speaker 1: get Away, Yeah, like b J's, Like they go to
Speaker 1: some like horn like you want to fucking Mexico. You
Speaker 1: come to secrets, so they basically go and they basically
Speaker 1: get to hump everybody. And there was what I found
Speaker 1: allegedly allegedly and I will not name names, but I
Speaker 1: was like, there was one season where one of the
Speaker 1: girls was so sexy and I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: he must have just boned her all night. He was like, no,
Speaker 1: she gave a really bad hand job. The other one
Speaker 1: was just like they had very platonic sex, and that's
Speaker 1: the one who won. And then the third one sixty
Speaker 1: nine him and he couldn't stop talking about it. He'd
Speaker 1: never done it, and they couldn't stop talking about sixty
Speaker 1: nine to like the whole crew, and he was like,
Speaker 1: because mine was blown. And then he got sixty nine
Speaker 1: like at one of these resorts, and it was like
Speaker 1: she didn't win, but it was like it's like seared
Speaker 1: in his brain that he got sixty nine. Like, and
Speaker 1: the fact that I heard that from like a sound
Speaker 1: person is the best thing they do actually record. How
Speaker 1: would they know that because he was telling all the
Speaker 1: crew he was so sighted, like he was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he knew that it was like a bad
Speaker 1: hand job, straight up like sort of vanilla sex. And
Speaker 1: then somebody threw down with the sixty nine and like,
Speaker 1: because mine is blown, but it was like too racy
Speaker 1: to be with Masteria never never married the sixty nine. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You'll always dream about her, but you'll never put a road.
Speaker 1: That's the name of the episode. Oh, it's just sixty nine.
Speaker 1: We might not be allowed too. It's so good. I
Speaker 1: wish I'll ask Katie it's so good, Oh sixty nine
Speaker 1: or never theirs if he goes straight to the sixth
Speaker 1: and that's your ace in the whole. That's your equivalent
Speaker 1: of one time I got a girl pregnant? Dude. Um, well,
Speaker 1: before we get to tweet of the weeks and stuff,
Speaker 1: what do we need to say? This is your safe place?
Speaker 1: What do you need to say about what are your
Speaker 1: overall Debbie? Are you glad you're watching the season? I'm
Speaker 1: still glad I'm watching this. Um I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize like until you and I had discussed it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, I'm gonna start watching
Speaker 1: The Bachelor whatever. The season, Like every single person that
Speaker 1: responded well were people whose like opinions I actually really respect,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, it was people who like, I'm so
Speaker 1: interested in this like human experiment. That's the thing. I'm
Speaker 1: so fascinated with it, and so I'm so bad I'm watching.
Speaker 1: I'm really learning a lot. I will you please come
Speaker 1: be part of the team and do this again. I
Speaker 1: would love to literally anytime. I'll just show up with snacks.
Speaker 1: Next week, Oh my god, please come, please come. Do
Speaker 1: you know, Ellen, we gotta be able to We gotta
Speaker 1: go up Elan, if you're listening, take us to whatever wineries.
Speaker 1: I guess all the all the giveaway vacations. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh it, it's so alright. And Becca, we need it.
Speaker 1: We need Becka and Kendall. Your mission is to crack
Speaker 1: back at and Kendall and bring them back to this
Speaker 1: comic bookstore. Bye bye bye. Next Tuesday, I will have
Speaker 1: course wanted with one of them. That is my promise.
Speaker 1: I don't I'll buy everyone dinner. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: have some friends. I want you to know. I've cracked
Speaker 1: into the empire too, so like I've cracked in so
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you're friends with well, I'm friends with A.
Speaker 1: I'm deep in. So when when you deeper and you
Speaker 1: get you'll know this is you got to come play
Speaker 1: with us. That's something it's so fucking fun. Okay, will
Speaker 1: you help us vote on tweet of the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here we go. Here are five tweets of the
Speaker 1: week I sent Anna. There's so many, There's been so
Speaker 1: many good ones. So you can just tweet at me
Speaker 1: at Arta marine A R D E n M y
Speaker 1: R I n UM and hashtag w y A t R. Actually,
Speaker 1: during my sushi lunch, I was like, I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: a minute to go through something. She got work as
Speaker 1: you're there on the first one is from air Recca.
Speaker 1: The woman on the bridge is the most famous musician
Speaker 1: they've ever had on The Bachelor. That's amazing that. This
Speaker 1: one is from at Becca French, which is at Birkie Becca.
Speaker 1: The only thing we know about already so far realtor
Speaker 1: from Scottsdale, something about race cars and he has seen
Speaker 1: cheese before. We did learn that about him in this
Speaker 1: episode that he has seen cheese. This is from Jill
Speaker 1: Hammond's Miracles Do Happen? The Patriots lost the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: and Crystal finally went home. Truly. Yeah, this is from
Speaker 1: This is actually a two for there's two people nominated
Speaker 1: in one tweet. This is from Suzanne Bees at Mrs
Speaker 1: Tumnus Lauren B. The B is for boring, and then
Speaker 1: stand up Philosopher replied Becca M. The M is for missing.
Speaker 1: I can't wait till we get to the end of
Speaker 1: the season. If finally, if she did when he did it,
Speaker 1: because I need to know what the funk happened with
Speaker 1: that week. Think I wouldn't be surprised if he chose
Speaker 1: her and she was like, no, you know what, you
Speaker 1: were right the whole time, not trying to get married,
Speaker 1: thanks so much, gonna go to a weed farm until there,
Speaker 1: wouldn't be surprised. This is from Amelia Lembeck at on Peede. Amelia, Oh,
Speaker 1: jack Lynn doesn't have a flexible schedule and does have
Speaker 1: a personality too big. No nos in Orie, And I'm
Speaker 1: going to say I think it's just a clear cut winner.
Speaker 1: I think we have Susanne B and stand up Philosopher
Speaker 1: Lauren B. The bs for boring, followed by Becca M.
Speaker 1: The ms were missing, so good. Um. We also have
Speaker 1: a couple of emails. I will just say this right now,
Speaker 1: did anyone ever find modeling photos of Chelsea? Now that
Speaker 1: no one ever found modeling photos and people have looked
Speaker 1: for what the tattoo is that's all over our side.
Speaker 1: And so I'm gonna say, I'm gonna guess at some
Speaker 1: point they're probably going to be in a hot tub.
Speaker 1: You will get a present whoever can photograph and tell
Speaker 1: me what the fund is tattooed on his side. I
Speaker 1: have a theory that um Chelsea was like a catalog model.
Speaker 1: I think her friend probably worked at a photo studio
Speaker 1: in Maine. In Maine and hey, yeah, you're a hand bottle.
Speaker 1: You're right, and it's like turtlenecks and like feet warmers,
Speaker 1: a Brookstone model. Oh no no no LV and lvy
Speaker 1: no the American Airline sky Oh like a six footel
Speaker 1: garden yetti, which is like the best. So this is
Speaker 1: so we got an email Rose Podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: This is from Stephanie Hackett. Thanks for the birthday shout
Speaker 1: out high Art and I didn't think anything could top
Speaker 1: the experience of finding out I'd pass my peach to
Speaker 1: qualifying exam while listening to Will accept this Rose podcast
Speaker 1: Double the Joy. But then you and Aaron gave me
Speaker 1: a birthday shout out during your February second podcast, Be
Speaker 1: Still My Heart. Um. I was starting uh to find
Speaker 1: the whole Batchelor universe majorly depressing, but the podcast has
Speaker 1: was brought into my life. It was a breath of
Speaker 1: fresh air. Every week. It makes my heart saying and
Speaker 1: I find myself totally cracking up on the four or
Speaker 1: five six train, which, let's be honest, is a nearer impossibility.
Speaker 1: Never stop. Thank you Stephanie, Well, Stephanie, thanks for emailing in.
Speaker 1: And we appreciate the people who like us on iTunes.
Speaker 1: And here is a here was a review. Here was
Speaker 1: two reviews that we got five stars. No more Lava
Speaker 1: and Hyena. This is from I'm a Delicate Flower. Don't
Speaker 1: you don't even insult my podcast. It's like we're insulting
Speaker 1: my baby. Um, alright, this one is from five Stars.
Speaker 1: Come on, make it bigger. My eyes are bad, Okay,
Speaker 1: laugh out loud, funny, Katie freaking hilarious. I'm not really
Speaker 1: interested in watching the Batchelor anymore, but I keep up
Speaker 1: with it purely because this podcast is so hilarious and
Speaker 1: I love listening to it. Um. It's so telling. You
Speaker 1: could tell they're having fun and making each other laughs,
Speaker 1: and it's infectious. So thank you guys. We will be
Speaker 1: in Austin. Texas the weekend of April twenty UM at
Speaker 1: Moontower Comedy Festival. We don't have the actual slot yet,
Speaker 1: but we'll all be there. Maybe Debbie Ryan will be
Speaker 1: tweeting out an Airbnb and we'll all be God, that'd
Speaker 1: be fun if we were all there with Becca. We
Speaker 1: got this. Let's make that happen. There's gotta be a
Speaker 1: week that we could get sponsored and get the fucking
Speaker 1: somebody would house us of our social media influencers to
Speaker 1: post about the Airbnb. Right right, there's one. We got this.
Speaker 1: Here we go. You've you've got like five that is that?
Speaker 1: How that works? Though? That like it's one person's Airbnb
Speaker 1: or Airbnb in general, and Airbnb gives one. Maybe we
Speaker 1: could get one giant Airbnb with all of us, with
Speaker 1: the contestants. What would be the most appealing, Like do
Speaker 1: we want like a big do we want to stay
Speaker 1: with them? Do we want to? Yeah? Yeah, So we
Speaker 1: want like a ten bedroom shitch up. We need like
Speaker 1: a fucking house like McConaughey. We need like a ranch
Speaker 1: by McConaughey. He's got like super excited. You know, Anna,
Speaker 1: will you look into this? I feel like you're all right,
Speaker 1: so we would we would need we would need us, Paget,
Speaker 1: we would need like room for like five contestants. So
Speaker 1: if we could get like an eight to ten edgem
Speaker 1: house and we could have like poor influencers treated out
Speaker 1: a cold shoulder tops. Oh my god, I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta get a wrong firm that'll set my tour so
Speaker 1: I get the kind of vacies men were in the
Speaker 1: twenties that come all the way up over my show.
Speaker 1: You got a speedo from Paget, So what I'm gonna do?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my blue speed open. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Aaron will fall in love. Aaron will and Paget will
Speaker 1: both fall in love with Debbie. Oh ship, it'll be
Speaker 1: a nightmare. I'm the new Bachelor. You would win. If
Speaker 1: you went on, you would win. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: want to go on as is as an adult lady
Speaker 1: and see how far I could make. Dude, I so
Speaker 1: badly since I watched this, Like, I want to just
Speaker 1: compile my insane friends and just have them all battle
Speaker 1: for someone. Can we pick? Can we pick one? Do
Speaker 1: you have one friend that we could could? They say?
Speaker 1: Do you have a friend that you can nominate? Do
Speaker 1: you have a friend, we can nominate. Oh, let's think
Speaker 1: I have to thank you? Oh my friend, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's too bad. We can't nominate Michael Provo's so sweet.
Speaker 1: He's too young. He's too young. My friend's Steph is perfect.
Speaker 1: She's very smart. She's a very dark sense of humor,
Speaker 1: which I love. She's um really makes like existentialism cute.
Speaker 1: I drove up past the mansion in Malibu. I did
Speaker 1: like a drive by. They all stayed like ten people
Speaker 1: in one room. There's like four bunk babs. But then
Speaker 1: but then you get to go out and you get
Speaker 1: stuck in a houseboat in Paris. But like, but like
Speaker 1: you gotta so, But my I have dreams. I really wish.
Speaker 1: I want to see how far I could get as
Speaker 1: like an adult clown lady going in just to win
Speaker 1: a heart in my fucking mullet skirt, and someone's like, Hi, yes,
Speaker 1: of course I'll accept this rose. And then he's like ardent,
Speaker 1: and you're like that artist, I'm a kind artist. You're
Speaker 1: welcome and thank you. You would make it far as
Speaker 1: a producer pick because you would be good TV. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh yeah, and I be at least amusic.
Speaker 1: I would watch the hell out of you. I feel
Speaker 1: like I could. I don't think i'd make it to
Speaker 1: Hometown Days, although if they found out about my family,
Speaker 1: they might want to to have gone. But like I
Speaker 1: feel like but like I feel like I would have
Speaker 1: made it. I feel like I would have been grinded,
Speaker 1: like dry humped against the wall a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if i'd actually have like a
Speaker 1: like a hand up a shirt or like any pants removed.
Speaker 1: You're not like backwards on a jet ski like her
Speaker 1: urso was so long, she towered over like an alley restaurant.
Speaker 1: I could get like grinded against alley wall. Think you
Speaker 1: guys like Jenna, like Jenna just got kicked off and
Speaker 1: you're like, she's only there because she's insane. Jenna was dancing.
Speaker 1: She also looked like Morgan Fairchild. She looks she like
Speaker 1: forty eight like her like crazy grows her her botox
Speaker 1: and her eyebrows were like crazy. Um yeah, Jenna. From
Speaker 1: the very beginning with someone that I was like, what
Speaker 1: what what do you do? Yeah? Did Jenna massage's feet?
Speaker 1: Was that general? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah crazy?
Speaker 1: And then she and then she grinded him and he
Speaker 1: had new idea what she did. Yeah, none of us,
Speaker 1: none of us had any idea. And then she grinded
Speaker 1: that's right, and she did like that poem for him
Speaker 1: and she's like, am I am I crazy? He's like
Speaker 1: I don't know, and You're like, I'm dry hopping you
Speaker 1: and he's like it was like almost the closest to
Speaker 1: penetration we've never seen. She's in there at the caravan.
Speaker 1: Do you have any questions? He's like, I don't think that.
Speaker 1: I passed my meal to exam. I crashed the car
Speaker 1: gotta go pregnant. I like, jee, wow, that's amazing. I
Speaker 1: sleep a lot and where card against You're young, but
Speaker 1: I got a bar oh in sixty nine and never
Speaker 1: the bro Oh my god. Okay, so Na, your mission
Speaker 1: is this the weekend of April twenty. If you need
Speaker 1: to get us a baller mansion, we'll give him like
Speaker 1: three kick ass tweets and we all and we'll bring
Speaker 1: go cross three kick ass three tweets, three tweets, and
Speaker 1: well say, I'm we got it. We got we need Becca,
Speaker 1: we need Kendall, and then uh we need I. Actually
Speaker 1: I feel like uh, I would love to just sit
Speaker 1: and have a conversation with c Yeah, like I would
Speaker 1: love to hear her perspective of the whole thing. She
Speaker 1: feels like she doesn't good at it. Um, stay tuned
Speaker 1: is now where there's a little convo of me and
Speaker 1: Anna and Rob talking about our time in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: It's it's a little bonus afterwards. But you, guys, Debbie Ryan,
Speaker 1: you fucking stuck here. Landy, you were great. You just
Speaker 1: do right in. You are a welcome member of the dribe.
Speaker 1: Tell people where to follow you so they can keep
Speaker 1: um on Twitter and Instagram, and Tom learn all the
Speaker 1: places it's at. D E B b Y Ryan, Yes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you what's your movie that's out the people rip
Speaker 1: titles on Netflix. It's a cute little coming of age thing.
Speaker 1: It's totally pure if you have kids. And then I
Speaker 1: did a movie called every Day, which is gonna be
Speaker 1: in theaters any second now. And the trailer from my
Speaker 1: Melismacarthy movie Life of the Party just yesterday. I know,
Speaker 1: die with Melismaccarthy. Yeah, but I'm not in the trailer,
Speaker 1: so don't look for me. But it's called Life of
Speaker 1: the Part, Life at the Party, and it's so funny
Speaker 1: it's so funny. What do you play? I'm just a bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm the bitch at college. When does this? When does
Speaker 1: it come out? It comes out Mother's Day. That's so exciting.
Speaker 1: I think that that's public information. I will be in
Speaker 1: Alaska March. I'm doing a comedy tour up there at
Speaker 1: the weekend of set Patrick's Day, which I think is
Speaker 1: March seventeen. But most importantly, we'll be at Moontower with Debbie,
Speaker 1: Ryan and Becca. They don't know us yet, but they're
Speaker 1: gonna They're gonna love them. Instagram, Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. In conclusion, will you I'm so glad that
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I came in, I
Speaker 1: did an intervention, and I've I feel like I've made you.
Speaker 1: I've brought something to your life. Debbie Ryan, Robert Benedict. Yes, ma'am,
Speaker 1: you did it again. Thank you so such a oh
Speaker 1: the most important song, Mark Rivers, shout out her Mark
Speaker 1: Rivers this song. This is he and his wife grinding
Speaker 1: in there like back house. What would you like? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, if the person had a bridge was playing
Speaker 1: this and she was wearing like a lady beret and
Speaker 1: dressed like Peter pan if I wasn't grinded up against
Speaker 1: a wall by a real chur in ten seconds to Lass,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was getting. Also, like how
Speaker 1: funny thing Becca m tweeted was did I black out
Speaker 1: and play the guitar during Lauren and r stage? That's good,
Speaker 1: that's funny. That's funny, funny. Okay, stay tuned for the
Speaker 1: after show. Bye bye. Okay, this is Arden and we're
Speaker 1: just dropping this and we're recording this. We're waiting for
Speaker 1: Debbie Ryan show. This is a pre show. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a pre show. Um, Rob, yes are you you'd
Speaker 1: never come to a live, a live podcast and you
Speaker 1: came to sketch. It was unbelievable. Okay, tell me, tell
Speaker 1: me everything. In my expectations, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: was expecting other than just to have fun with you guys. Well,
Speaker 1: I got a text from you, like the day before
Speaker 1: you were like, wait, tell me, why are we staying
Speaker 1: there Sunday night? Like you just wanted to get in
Speaker 1: and you came as late as you possibly could and
Speaker 1: you just wanted to do the show and go home.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's not I mean, the show is
Speaker 1: so fun, but it's about the whole week. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'm now I'm really glad that I stayed that extra night. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you really broke it down with Jasmine? Did? I
Speaker 1: wrote it down with Jasmine? So we so our show.
Speaker 1: They were like, it was a full house. Thank you
Speaker 1: to everyone who came out. It was amazing. I just
Speaker 1: put my ring around because I told Debbie to text
Speaker 1: me and it was a full you know that I
Speaker 1: was freaky. I assumed nobody was going to come. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were in a panic the night before. Yeah, sure
Speaker 1: you You had the sweats, yea a lot of sweats.
Speaker 1: Then that morning, more sweats, a lot of sweating, and
Speaker 1: you actually in sweats. I was in my sweats, a
Speaker 1: lot of sweat. A lot of us. We did karaoke.
Speaker 1: We combined to karaoke party. We had two we we
Speaker 1: we busted two different karaoke parties. And you met Steve.
Speaker 1: I met Steve Heightner and fell in love with him.
Speaker 1: That's the best he behaved. My mom, See he's going
Speaker 1: to marry and divorce. My mom is my mom's future
Speaker 1: ex husband and Steve Heiner and she listens to all
Speaker 1: the podcast she loves you, and she was like Steve
Speaker 1: was really quiet, and I was like, Steve, it's such
Speaker 1: a rascal that he doesn't know how to behave in
Speaker 1: front of Millennium San Francisco, because he really just stopped
Speaker 1: because he was so disgusting between there's no in between.
Speaker 1: And if so, if he's here alone, if he's here,
Speaker 1: he could just be free. If he gets too crazy,
Speaker 1: we could edit it out. But he went too hard.
Speaker 1: He went too hard at Outside Lands and now it's
Speaker 1: also with hashtag times up and like like creepy uncle Steve.
Speaker 1: They were already not feeling him, like in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like San Francisco doesn't allow
Speaker 1: for disgusting yea like stop making and um. And so
Speaker 1: he was aware the podcast what last an hour and
Speaker 1: a half or something. We're on stage and I really
Speaker 1: like have the thing. I felt like I was talking
Speaker 1: a lot. I look over and he's not talking at all.
Speaker 1: I thin because he didn't know what And then afterwards
Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't talk a lot, and he's
Speaker 1: like yeah, I just you know, with Outside Land, I
Speaker 1: just felt like it was best. He really he really
Speaker 1: overdid it, like he really didn't have an in between.
Speaker 1: He really didn't. He doesn't know what to do. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know, and for me, that's the beauty of Steve.
Speaker 1: But he's also my friend, Like I chose that, so
Speaker 1: I think he doesn't you know, it's different. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: is she here? Oh no, that's not okay? And it's
Speaker 1: here and is paying for parking coming up? Um? Okay.
Speaker 1: What was the highlight of the weekend? So meeting Steve
Speaker 1: is pretty gret because I thought he was awesome. And
Speaker 1: the after party that we when we all had dinner
Speaker 1: together that night was super fun. You laughed, do your
Speaker 1: show and then came back. Yeah. Um, that was really fun.
Speaker 1: And just the show itself, like being on stage out
Speaker 1: of front of people who have to come to Austin
Speaker 1: were new to me. You know, I didn't know any
Speaker 1: of those people. And um, alexis how much do we
Speaker 1: love ale Oh my god? Awesome? She she She was
Speaker 1: really everything that you want her to be. She doesn't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. So we're taking the group picture. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: we did this thing where if you weren't there, which
Speaker 1: I'm assuming a lot of you weren't. Um uh, we
Speaker 1: did this. We met people and then we took pictures
Speaker 1: with them. She was right next to me, and she
Speaker 1: had her fake boob against my arm. I love it,
Speaker 1: you felt it. Someone told me that you can't like
Speaker 1: a lot of fake boobs. They can't feel. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if she knew, but she had
Speaker 1: it full on, like a picture, like she's like a
Speaker 1: soccer ball in her chest and she had to just
Speaker 1: squished against my own and I felt awkward about it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to jockey my arm. I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: want anything. So that wasn't you just doing a sexy
Speaker 1: shoulder shrug at all the photos? That was you trying
Speaker 1: to be not like seeing you're trying. You were like Steve,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I want to be creepy,
Speaker 1: concave chest just um I am. She was lovely. I'm
Speaker 1: currently wearing my T shirt. I'm wearing oh my god,
Speaker 1: you are. The best part is the behind and I'm
Speaker 1: except his rose T shirt from Laura Simpson Paget has yours.
Speaker 1: You have to get your back and mine says on
Speaker 1: the back of Madam President doing the lords, is there
Speaker 1: a cross on the back, There's a hand class together
Speaker 1: and roses. You know what? It's the first time I've
Speaker 1: worn it. I saved it. I feel so good about myself.
Speaker 1: I you know what when I saw a stranger show up,
Speaker 1: a woman showed up. Hi, Anna, we're just doing pre games,
Speaker 1: we're doing pres We're waiting for Debbie. We're talking again.
Speaker 1: We're talking about San Francisco. Um, okay, we're talking about
Speaker 1: San Francisco. Anna, Anna, you're on Hi, Hi, san Francisco.
Speaker 1: You were saying how Steve behaved because he didn't know
Speaker 1: what to do after outside Land. He was a good kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And how fun was karaoke and dinner that night? Oh?
Speaker 1: We really, we had a good night. Yeah, we did it.
Speaker 1: He made me like, here's a good Steve disgusting joke
Speaker 1: that made me laugh so fucking hard. We were talking
Speaker 1: about me attempting to set a boundary, and he said
Speaker 1: that watching me set a boundaries like, it's so violating
Speaker 1: to him. And we so we had we talked about me.
Speaker 1: I had a bad experience with the hotel in Nashville,
Speaker 1: and I wrote, like my one and only yelped review ever,
Speaker 1: and I like named checked the manager who then called
Speaker 1: me and I was terrified she was the manager. She
Speaker 1: was the manager And then she called me, and then
Speaker 1: she goes and normally they're supposed to your free room.
Speaker 1: And she goes, well, next time you come, i'll upgrade you.
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, I haven't come in years. If
Speaker 1: I could come, I wouldn't be writing and naked. I
Speaker 1: yell you. That made me laugh so many desert. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, if I could come, I wouldn't be ready
Speaker 1: discussing it so funny to me. Oh my god, oh
Speaker 1: I haven't come in years. I think it would be
Speaker 1: writing reviews. So that was because Steve one knows how
Speaker 1: to make jokes like that. He didn't say anything. I
Speaker 1: also want to say. We got an email, so the
Speaker 1: lady who sent us the FBI had to shall remain nameless.
Speaker 1: She sent to follow so I painted a picture of her.
Speaker 1: There's a woman at the FBI. Do you guys ever
Speaker 1: have any plaform? Okay, So I painted a portrait. They
Speaker 1: adopted at I'm not going to say her name is.
Speaker 1: There's like a fake name she uses and then there's
Speaker 1: her real name, Like I don't know, but apparently she
Speaker 1: has all of the FBI in New York listening to
Speaker 1: She's like, So this is a shout out to the
Speaker 1: FBI Bureau. You know who you are? You know well
Speaker 1: obviously because you're the FBI. Great is that that the FBI?
Speaker 1: And she wanted to send all of us, Um, comey
Speaker 1: is my homie mugs? Apparently they sold out at this
Speaker 1: FBI store? Can can civilians just go to the FBI store?
Speaker 1: I mean, here's what you need to know about Debbie.
Speaker 1: Ryan is coming. She she'd never watched The Bachelor before
Speaker 1: and she only watched it for me to do this.
Speaker 1: And she's watched the entire season and she's totally in.
Speaker 1: Isn't that Yeah? She loves it. She loves it. She
Speaker 1: let her Oh my god, I can't wait. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the ads of the Winter Game. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're getting a little bit more every week. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: super fucking excited for it. It's like at first I
Speaker 1: was like, this means like double double pod, but then
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, it looks so they're focusing
Speaker 1: on how much everyone cries, and I love that. It
Speaker 1: is like like it's like horn dogs from all over
Speaker 1: the globe. It's so exciting. Yeah, right, the globe things
Speaker 1: beans on it. Dane, I want to text him a Dean.
Speaker 1: We gotta get Dean to come. By the way, ben
Speaker 1: Z texted me when I was in Atlanta a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. I think he was. I think his
Speaker 1: nose was how to join it that he wasn't invited
Speaker 1: because he's in San Hobro. I think he was sort
Speaker 1: of like, oh, I saw you guys had that you
Speaker 1: should let me wait, is there a place called Sanjobro,
Speaker 1: San Jose, san Hobroro. He's a Sanbro, He's a Sanobro.
Speaker 1: But he I think he was sort of like I
Speaker 1: told him that we saw in his praises and we
Speaker 1: were saying, how handsome he is. He's handsome? Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: And we can't talk about anything yet. I don't know
Speaker 1: where Debbie is. I don't know where she lives. What
Speaker 1: do you want to talk about from that weekend? What
Speaker 1: was your highlight? You enjoyed the dinner afterwards talking to
Speaker 1: all those ladies. Yes, that was great, getting to go
Speaker 1: get drinks with Jasmine and Alexis. Jasmine came and hung
Speaker 1: out with us some more. Yeah, Jasmine because she was
Speaker 1: so funny and but but yeah, Jasmine is way cool.
Speaker 1: But she didn't she didn't hang in like most of
Speaker 1: the night. Yeah, I love Alexis. Showed up in tears
Speaker 1: and she goes it smells like gas. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: spray it sand. She gets off the plane, she's like crying.
Speaker 1: I'm like just like crying. I'm like, what do you
Speaker 1: need to like? Sheampagne? So we get her like a
Speaker 1: bottle of champagne with four flutes. She changes into a
Speaker 1: gold lemaid disco suit, comes out like on stage, just
Speaker 1: like with a fucking like empty flutes, and just kills it.
Speaker 1: Just And when she called Nick Stale as fun when
Speaker 1: she goes, I called up Stills fun because he's still
Speaker 1: as fun. It's like, you're my favorite person. I love her.
Speaker 1: I love how they were so us about just that
Speaker 1: he was just so boring, Oh my god. And I
Speaker 1: love that Jasmine and like jack Stone had a little
Speaker 1: romance and didn't work out. They had like a little
Speaker 1: thing traveled together. They traveled together like they all. I
Speaker 1: liked getting the inside scoop that she was like after
Speaker 1: one day, ready to go move to Connecticut for the
Speaker 1: Penguin Jacksons, still mad at Alexis over the dead crap.
Speaker 1: He still he liked the kind of serial killer that
Speaker 1: would have the grudge. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't really have
Speaker 1: the sense of humor as much. What else did we
Speaker 1: learned at dinner? Because I wasn't fully get there, And
Speaker 1: Laurie was how much of a star was my friend
Speaker 1: Laurie everything? She knows everything. She's cool. I'm going to
Speaker 1: vote for her. She's the best. Yeah, she's I'm gonna
Speaker 1: vote for her too. Are you pretending to have an
Speaker 1: address in the Bay Areas? She knows everything? Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: And I could just see that she was in heaven
Speaker 1: getting to have dinner with Alex and and I mean,
Speaker 1: how funny is like fan girl out over them? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? And Alex, you're buddy, Alex, I love. He's
Speaker 1: so cool too, He's so sweet. I texted him the
Speaker 1: other night. I had some question. I wanted to figure
Speaker 1: out what he knew about Ari, and I sent him
Speaker 1: a text. I was like, oh, by the way, this
Speaker 1: is Anna, and he responded with, I know who you are.
Speaker 1: We're best friends. It's gonna come to it. I think
Speaker 1: he's going to come to Austin. I hope. So all right,
Speaker 1: let's talk now. So we're gonna be We don't know
Speaker 1: the dates yet and I don't think the tickets are up,
Speaker 1: but like, just get your Airbnb now. It'll we will
Speaker 1: be in a weekend of April. Is the weekend of April,
Speaker 1: but we don't know, like they haven't done the actual lineup.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Saturday or Sunday. But the
Speaker 1: podcasts are always during the day. So Plus, if you
Speaker 1: come for the festival, Dana Golden, I'll be doing Tinkle
Speaker 1: Twins there, We'll be doing um stand up show and
Speaker 1: air classic show. Aaron will come beyond it. It is
Speaker 1: a classic show. Anna's our producer. Yeah, yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: really tell it. We met it. We met a comedy poem.
Speaker 1: We met at comedy Plus, we met doing standard. I
Speaker 1: gave you a residency and you give me a residency
Speaker 1: and then we fell in for a love. Should I
Speaker 1: text Deny and see where she is when she's here,
Speaker 1: She's here, and that's just going to be you and
Speaker 1: Aaron doing the and and Anna doing the show. I
Speaker 1: mean schedule looking like Paget said she would come. Anna's
Speaker 1: gotta invested. She's invested in a pot farm. I bet
Speaker 1: you did. Actually, I just came from meeting with I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about this. I just came
Speaker 1: from a sushi dinner with the two guys who were
Speaker 1: on it. Really are they? Are they organized? Imagine what
Speaker 1: people who run up are you? Are you high right now?
Speaker 1: I came from work, went to that, and then came here.
Speaker 1: Why did you guys discuss it? Your pot? We didn't
Speaker 1: discuss enough because we just keep we're big. We all
Speaker 1: love sushi so much that we just kept getting distracted
Speaker 1: by that. Mostly talked about having a business meal, distracted
Speaker 1: by e susion, never getting to the actual point. And
Speaker 1: one of the guys he likes, he likes the lady,
Speaker 1: so he just was like nodding and every woman that
Speaker 1: walked but yes, I yeah, you got a dirtball. He
Speaker 1: could be on the Bachelor. We have a new lady
Speaker 1: with us today, Miss Sammy. Isn't seem I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: you a question, Sammy, have you ever watched The Bachelor
Speaker 1: or the Bachelorette? Oh, we can't hear you. Friendships this one?
Speaker 1: You have not? You have not, I have not. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what you might get sucked in after this podcast?
Speaker 1: I already am. Here's the thing I just want to
Speaker 1: tell you this season as of last night, I just
Speaker 1: got good. It was so fucking boring, it was so
Speaker 1: painfully boring, and it just got really good. And they
Speaker 1: did that thing at the end where they suck you
Speaker 1: in even more. They're like, coming next week and this season.
Speaker 1: I think they knew we were starting to Nata. They
Speaker 1: knew we were starting to next week and this season.
Speaker 1: It's a season, I know, but it was good. I
Speaker 1: needed it as a reminder. I forgot that the will wait,
Speaker 1: We'll save it. Did you guys see that they said
Speaker 1: there would be a special sneak peek during that Good
Speaker 1: Doctor show. Yes, I couldn't bear to watch that. I know.
Speaker 1: I started watching watching five minutes of The Good Doctor
Speaker 1: and I was like, I couldn't not gonna. I was
Speaker 1: watching the ads of a Good Doctor, and part of me, now, look,
Speaker 1: I don't have it. My thing just went out. My
Speaker 1: audio just went out. There we go. I don't have
Speaker 1: any kids. I don't have an autistic child. But part
Speaker 1: of me is like, and I haven't seen it, so
Speaker 1: I don't. But part of me is like, is this
Speaker 1: portrayal offensive? Or is this like he he's supposed to
Speaker 1: be like the best Doctor. But I've only seen I
Speaker 1: don't know what do you The first five minutes, what
Speaker 1: I saw was him trying to understand a transpatient and
Speaker 1: he just kept being like, no, you have these chromosomes,
Speaker 1: so you can't technically be this, and then the parenting
Speaker 1: like no, like she chooses to be a woman, and
Speaker 1: it was really weird, and I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: I felt I don't know how I felt a comfortable
Speaker 1: watching this. I'm like, I'm like, I hope that families
Speaker 1: have like I hope that families feel seen and that
Speaker 1: it's a positive thing. But I'm watching and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I feel a little nervous. I feel nervous watching this
Speaker 1: and supportly is he a good He's actually not that
Speaker 1: good of a doctor, right, That's I mean, that's the
Speaker 1: every every seems like he's about to like someone's about
Speaker 1: to die. And then he's like I had this crazy
Speaker 1: thought and then they say, I don't know that's what if?
Speaker 1: I guess he's a good doctor. And who's the actor dude,
Speaker 1: Freddie Haymore? What was wasn't he Peter? Pan was he?
Speaker 1: Wasn't he Peter? Wasn't he? In Finding Neverland? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look him up and that name is sop me or
Speaker 1: is it little? Yeah? He was right, he was he
Speaker 1: wasn't finding Neverlandand okay, guys, it's three fifteen. Do I
Speaker 1: text or I call Debbie? What's called Debbie? It's plugged in?
Speaker 1: Will it play? If I called Debbie? Love you gotta
Speaker 1: air this as a separate episode. I'm waiting for Debbie. Okay?
Speaker 1: Should I play this? He was also Charlie and chocolate Factory?
Speaker 1: Should I call it? Will record? If I called Debbie? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's try calling Debbie Freddy? Can we hear this? It's
Speaker 1: ringing high precious treasure. How are you good? I'm so free?
Speaker 1: It's okay, girl? What block are you on? I'm turning
Speaker 1: right now on Franklin. It says that I am one
Speaker 1: point three miles away. Okay, Franklin and Franklin and high
Speaker 1: or Franklin and Highland. All right, yeah, all right, we'll
Speaker 1: see you when you get there. We'll see what. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry in such an extra driver, I've just been sitting. No,
Speaker 1: you be be slow and be safe. We're talking about
Speaker 1: San Francisco, so we're all good. All right, I'll see
Speaker 1: you in a second, kitten, I'll see you later. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll get well, guys, that's what's happening. That's what's happening.
Speaker 1: Bates Motel. Oh, that's right. I've never seen that Norman.
Speaker 1: I haven't either. Um, but he's just an average doctor.
Speaker 1: He's not the best. He's the he's the BE minus doctor.
Speaker 1: I think my doctor might be a B minus doctor.
Speaker 1: Really used no my I actually switched. I was sick
Speaker 1: of paying, Like I was like, I'm now going to
Speaker 1: go for just an insurance doctor. I was because when
Speaker 1: I first moved here, it felt like all the people
Speaker 1: I worked with they were like boogie actor. So I
Speaker 1: you know, I never thought I'd live in l A
Speaker 1: very long. So I just paid out a pocket and
Speaker 1: then I realized there, so I was going to this guy.
Speaker 1: I got into college just doing nothing but like paintings
Speaker 1: of like breastfeeding women and like tribal art of topless women.
Speaker 1: And it's like a male guy in ecologist. He used
Speaker 1: to play for the men, yes, and like he's like
Speaker 1: that hey, and he's also the guy in collegist to
Speaker 1: like all the comedy ladies. But it was like so
Speaker 1: much topless art. I think he's a really good doctor.
Speaker 1: But then I got he made me go twice a
Speaker 1: year because I was on birth control. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to pay seven hundred dollar,
Speaker 1: Like now I'm just going to like the Bob Hope
Speaker 1: clinic twice a year just because you're to get like basically,
Speaker 1: it was like holding me to get my prescription. So
Speaker 1: then I was like, I just on principle, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go just pay the ten dollar deductible. But I don't
Speaker 1: know how. I don't know if my doctor is good
Speaker 1: or feel like if you who played for the Mets,
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to look at women's vagina. So when
Speaker 1: did you have time to go to med school? That's
Speaker 1: a good that's a really good point. I got it online.
Speaker 1: He's like, I do practice that. I go take my
Speaker 1: classes and I go to the game way. Do you
Speaker 1: hear what my three miles? How many? How many minutes?
Speaker 1: Do you hear there's some construction on Highland it's a
Speaker 1: bit oh my god. Yeah, And she's an anxious driver.
Speaker 1: She might get into a fender vendor. Do I look? Okay?
Speaker 1: I warned Rob that she's so britty yet off classes,
Speaker 1: this is very inside like glasses are cute classes and
Speaker 1: old I'm going to cover a gray patch if you
Speaker 1: have your hand to say, I'm going to cover my
Speaker 1: wedding beer. I warn't, Rob, do you know what Debbie
Speaker 1: looks like? She's real fox. I think I looked her
Speaker 1: up a while ago, but I don't recall off top
Speaker 1: my head. I warned, I gave I would want a
Speaker 1: heads up, like if like Dean was, she's Disney right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so she's the machine. Yeah yeah, guys, she's probably exciting,
Speaker 1: truly a wonderful person. She's lovely. I endore her. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: is there anything else we want to talk about? From
Speaker 1: that weekend? Paget was on fire, Aaron got sick, Paget
Speaker 1: was disappointed, but Art through Aaron Murray and then Um
Speaker 1: and Heightner behaved and we still love Alex and Jasmine
Speaker 1: was not crazy. It really shows that these people just
Speaker 1: get the worst at it sometimes, and you know, I
Speaker 1: think it's got to be a bit of a splitting
Speaker 1: the difference. She did try to choke a few people, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then I asked her about it and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I done just before, but they kind of I rolled
Speaker 1: there like, yeah, that's my bed, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I gotta live with it. That's my bed.
Speaker 1: Like you know what if dolphin Girl and choker. I
Speaker 1: guess if I had cameras on me at all times,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've done a lot of dumb, dumb things.
Speaker 1: If they put it in loop and added like a
Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah, what do you think your thing
Speaker 1: would be? Oh? I don't know what would it be?
Speaker 1: Would it be your like touch touchy feely, I'd be
Speaker 1: like monkey lady, Yeah, everyone like I like my tea Papa,
Speaker 1: would be my chea pa. Pose it'd be yeah, it
Speaker 1: would be your paradise thing, would be climbing someone, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: I would be climbing. I'd be like in a tankini
Speaker 1: to try it make my torso look sure I've been
Speaker 1: talking about my tours. I'd be like the corgy girl
Speaker 1: who like climes. People like a recent punky just hiding
Speaker 1: your wedding ring. I think he's older than I think
Speaker 1: he's married. He's not not married. He's not not married.
Speaker 1: Does that mean he's married. I don't know. Isn't a
Speaker 1: double negative a positive? I don't know. Judge him, judge him.
Speaker 1: He's not not married, he's not married, he can't commit, commit, commit,
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna read you this. Here's a good
Speaker 1: set up before Debbie gets here. Here's a good email
Speaker 1: that we got. I hope people haven't Checkdoku. They're so
Speaker 1: freaking bored. Here's a good email we got. Listen to this.
Speaker 1: This was from Juliet Ashall, so she sent us, Hey, Harden,
Speaker 1: et cetera. You guys, tonight tonight I met two ladies
Speaker 1: who were cast on Peter's season of the Bachelor. They
Speaker 1: were kept in hotel rooms for two weeks until Peter
Speaker 1: said he wouldn't propose to anyone, and then they switched
Speaker 1: to our in so they cast a whole new set
Speaker 1: of people. But that means they also were gonna they
Speaker 1: were ready to go with here. They had women, they
Speaker 1: were they were sequestered. Yeah, they had women. And he
Speaker 1: must have had a different type than Ari, which the
Speaker 1: recast based on The Bachelor. Interesting they had that they
Speaker 1: were sequestered for two weeks in a hotel room. Traumatic
Speaker 1: for them, I mean probably how about that though, that's
Speaker 1: pretty exciting. Wow, that's crazy. That would be fun if you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope that they had fun and drink
Speaker 1: and had fun. You have a lot of that. You
Speaker 1: have a lot of Instagram followers. We could probably get
Speaker 1: you like a free night at like a boutique hotel
Speaker 1: in Austin would be awesome. How can we how can
Speaker 1: we whore you out? We could just use like we
Speaker 1: could whore you out to get you a free housing. Um,
Speaker 1: we should just write the what's the south by just
Speaker 1: right south by saying hey tower, Moontower, It's not south Tower,
Speaker 1: it's Moontower. We could right, I mean to Airbnb. We
Speaker 1: could maybe try with the Airbnb some house we could
Speaker 1: get you to stay with Jasmine and like we could
Speaker 1: get some big ball or house where you padget Jasmine
Speaker 1: like Raven and and Ravens like big Brother, hide your
Speaker 1: wedding ring, huh and jas for men Beard. I'm going
Speaker 1: to be the producer who's like, Okay, so I think
Speaker 1: he really likes you. Oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Hey Raven, I know you're with whatever his name is,
Speaker 1: that she's fallen for it. But I hear that he's married.
Speaker 1: He's not not married. He's not not married, he's not
Speaker 1: he could commit he could commit it at least for
Speaker 1: this weekend. There's some I know there's a women in
Speaker 1: l A. There's some, there's a I'm sure it's all
Speaker 1: over it. But there's a very particular brand of fucked
Speaker 1: up woman in l A that loves a married dad.
Speaker 1: She'll go, oh my god, like he can come and
Speaker 1: he's such a great dad. It's like, yeah to his
Speaker 1: wife's children, to his wife's Yeah, to his wife's children.
Speaker 1: He's just such a good dah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got married to another woman and had children. There's
Speaker 1: so many funked heup like there's nothing. Did you get
Speaker 1: hit on more once you had babies? I bet you
Speaker 1: got hit on when you get that ring on. Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: it's gotten better, more unavailable. I've been just in terms
Speaker 1: of my own confidence level, Oh you've gotten hit on more? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess so. Did heighten her hit on you? You've
Speaker 1: gotten hit on more? I would just say that, yes,
Speaker 1: I yeah, because I'm more confident I think around women
Speaker 1: than I've ever been before. And some women responded that
Speaker 1: because I was a nervy, lirvy like I was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I married the first person I fell in love with.
Speaker 1: I you know what I mean. I wasn't good at
Speaker 1: a bar. I could not talk to women um so, yeah,
Speaker 1: but now I don't care because it's not there. You
Speaker 1: just have more confidence because you're not you know, you
Speaker 1: don't want to. Are you getting hit on more that
Speaker 1: you're taken on a level of the summer? Uh? In
Speaker 1: my summer? I mean I don't leave my house, so
Speaker 1: I don't know what about you. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I'm afraid I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. I feel that I have got I
Speaker 1: got hit on more over the age of thirty. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's here. Will you go get Debbie Now
Speaker 1: leaving nurdiced dot com