WEBVTT - "Always the 69, Never the Bride!" With Debby Ryan & Rob Benedict

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<v Speaker 1>No entering Stockholm. Thanks so good. I think things are

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<v Speaker 1>so good. I feel so good. Were you except I

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<v Speaker 1>accept I except to Rose? I can't. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>things are so good. Oh my god, you guys. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>back in l A. Welcome to Will you accept This Rose?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Ard Marine Lovers, horny country man. We

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<v Speaker 1>are back in the city of hunglais ms. Aaron couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be with us today. She's over at Warner Brothers, hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>making all of the money in Hollywood. To my right,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a man that you might no is God

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<v Speaker 1>from Supernatural, but mostly I know him as Will you

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<v Speaker 1>accept This Rose? Podcast bats Or of the Year and

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Robert Benadick very much? Are you? Are you so

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<v Speaker 1>nice to see you have seen inference? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>we really I felt I took our friendship up and

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<v Speaker 1>not it really did. Yeah, and everybody's I mean my

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I bonded with each and every one

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<v Speaker 1>of you. It took you and Paget down a level.

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<v Speaker 1>She got really free town. Um, Rob, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any shows coming up that you want to promote? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, watch Kings of Corn It's on iTunes and

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<v Speaker 1>um and and watch uh Supernatural. It's on Thursdays on

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<v Speaker 1>the CW. Love That. Okay, across from me right now

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<v Speaker 1>is a young lady who I love so fucking much.

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<v Speaker 1>I love her. I went to Atlanta and I found

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<v Speaker 1>a friend. This person. You might know her from. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna know her in a whole new way starting

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<v Speaker 1>the summer. But in a former life you might have

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<v Speaker 1>known her from Sweet Life on Deck or Jesse. You

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<v Speaker 1>also have a movie out right now. It's an Australian one.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's also the star of the show that I

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<v Speaker 1>just did for Netflix called a Station. Well so fucking good.

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<v Speaker 1>And here's the thing about her. I met her and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, obviously, she's a beautiful lady. She's sweet. She's

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<v Speaker 1>such a fucking rascal. I see her and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this little ding dong, this is my friend. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who you are or where you came from,

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<v Speaker 1>but you are a g D delight. And this person

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<v Speaker 1>has never watched The Bachelor before, and she said, I

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<v Speaker 1>will watch this season for you to come to the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Debbie. Ryan, Debbie, you just got back from Atlanta

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<v Speaker 1>last night, didn't you did? Yeah? Are you exhausted? Um, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I like I'm not you know, I'm like half and half.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like both, Like so hype and the sunshine and

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<v Speaker 1>not having to wear twelve layers is really just empowering me.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm also so drained. How I had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>that Atlanta got so cold, So it was so fu

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<v Speaker 1>cold more than I was there when it snowed like

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks ago. It was, and the whole city shows

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<v Speaker 1>down because there's no there's no sand or our assault trucks. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you've never seen The Bachelor before. No, this is my

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<v Speaker 1>first season, Okay, and tell us everything. I'm in so

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<v Speaker 1>deep everything you ruined me, right, And I didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like last night? I felt like last night because

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<v Speaker 1>you've never watched it before so far this season like

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<v Speaker 1>he's such a dud that I was kind of like,

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<v Speaker 1>M I feel like last night it crossed over and

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<v Speaker 1>it got so fucking good. It got really good. There

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<v Speaker 1>was moments of surprise, these moments like it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't expect I mean whatever, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get ahead of there were things that happened that I

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<v Speaker 1>was like not expecting. Um, and I was just completely

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<v Speaker 1>it was real. I'm thick. Who are you rooting for?

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you? Okay, like, before we get started, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>having Hannah with us, Miss Anna Anna just get back

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<v Speaker 1>from she had a business meeting. She has an investment

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<v Speaker 1>in a pot farm and she just met over sushi

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<v Speaker 1>with her pot farmer business owners. And they didn't talk business.

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<v Speaker 1>They just talk sushi. That's fair. They got distracted. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, Okay, before we get speaking of pot farms,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just talk about fucking Becca m M. What they

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<v Speaker 1>tell me, Debbie talking for those of you who live

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<v Speaker 1>like under floorboards. There was a thing in the San

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<v Speaker 1>Francisco Gate that was basically posted this like why are

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<v Speaker 1>there so many missing people in the Bay Area? And

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's zoomed in and they're like, wait a minute, what

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<v Speaker 1>are those people? Who doesn't really look that much like her?

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like, is Becca m she she was was

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<v Speaker 1>listed as missing. They're like, she's not missing, She's on

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<v Speaker 1>the Bachelor. So apparently in November she told her parents

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<v Speaker 1>she was going to go work at a weed farm

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<v Speaker 1>and then just disappeared and her mom reported her as missing.

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<v Speaker 1>Its breaking. What are your first thoughts, guys? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that picture I can't stop looking at the before and

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<v Speaker 1>after the peacock earring. That is a that is a

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<v Speaker 1>driver's license that I marry. Dude, I have, I've significantly

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<v Speaker 1>word driver's eicens photos right now, actually went can I

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<v Speaker 1>see it? Actually my current ones decent, but my passport

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<v Speaker 1>photo makes it look like I do hord drugs. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, one's fine. I like a bitch. Wow, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even look like yourself. Have you ever seen that

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<v Speaker 1>person before in your life? Know? You know you you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of look like Sarah Jeffreys. They're like Sarah Jeffrey's

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<v Speaker 1>because she were a red wig in the movie that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who that person is, right, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't know me when I was a red hat.

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<v Speaker 1>I was okay, wait so we in the the the

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<v Speaker 1>peacock Earring. I also noticed her nose is way a

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<v Speaker 1>little different, little different like I've been. I've certainly been

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<v Speaker 1>thirty pounds heavier. I've had baby weight. It doesn't affect

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<v Speaker 1>the size of my nose. She suddenly had a nose job.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like it. It's a weird photo because her

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<v Speaker 1>hair is not styled. It's very I don't know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost part of me was like, wow, look what you

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<v Speaker 1>can do, Like, here's what mother nature gave you. And

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<v Speaker 1>through determination and maybe a little cosmetic surgery and the

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor machine. I mean they you know, they just put

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<v Speaker 1>it through the Bachelor machine. She has that shine on them,

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<v Speaker 1>the same shine she looks. Um. God, she's really I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to like her, and I've completely fallen for her.

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<v Speaker 1>I so from from jump Talk to me, I reached

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<v Speaker 1>out to you and I was like ardent getting the journey.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, there's something about that a m. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's something about like everyone, like she instigates, like how

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<v Speaker 1>she loves it. Yes, she's young, and and also there's

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<v Speaker 1>something about her that I feel like she's fully embraced

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<v Speaker 1>all sides of like empowering young, like salty brand, Like

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<v Speaker 1>she's doing the full branding thing. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>are there and being like, what are you projecting upon me? Great,

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<v Speaker 1>I will be that She's like, watch me shape my narrative.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not here for the Bachelor. No, she's not here

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<v Speaker 1>for fans. And she's an iconic queen and I stand her.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're diving in deep on her Instagram. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>tell her like two falls ago, I went deep two

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<v Speaker 1>falls ago. She had like platinum blonde hair like it

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<v Speaker 1>was a good look, probably her old nose. And I

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<v Speaker 1>will say that that was like a really really good look.

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<v Speaker 1>She had edged to her. She was salty, very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going for Instagram model, but only because it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hit on tumbler. She doesn't have that like her Dashian

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<v Speaker 1>Jenner aesthetic. Yes, I'm more kind of earthy. I lied

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<v Speaker 1>to my parents about working on a plot farm and

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<v Speaker 1>instead I'm on the Bachelor. Yea, I think it is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know, you know someone who knows her right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we apparently have like two or three common friends. When

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<v Speaker 1>I you know, she popped up with my explore Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my girl. I need to know and I click

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like three common friends. And then after I

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<v Speaker 1>followed her, yeah, I began to see her commenting on

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<v Speaker 1>my friends like photos this guy was in a band

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<v Speaker 1>with Yeah, we gotta be friends with her and be

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<v Speaker 1>friends with her friends with Kendall. Oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be friends with Kendall. Kendall hang all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what you need, Okay, here's what you need. To know,

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<v Speaker 1>so next time you do the podcast, because now you're

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<v Speaker 1>deep and you welcome to the welcome to the cult.

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<v Speaker 1>Once you're in, you're in. So the my main co

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<v Speaker 1>host is this Aaron is this foxy lesbian who wants

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<v Speaker 1>to marry Kendall And I felt like Kendall and when

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<v Speaker 1>we get there later becau we're gonna go through the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>But I felt like she was using gender neutral pronouns

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<v Speaker 1>like I dated someone like you. Part of me feels

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<v Speaker 1>like she with date Aaron. Don't you think Kendall would

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<v Speaker 1>date Aaron? She's dating. I'm in to help make this happen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's make that. Oh my god, yes, America just got

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest boner just hearing about Like the other thing

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<v Speaker 1>I like about Becca too, she does that thing with him.

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<v Speaker 1>She's the only one going like, well do you like me?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know what I mean? You gotta sell yourself

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<v Speaker 1>to me, which is throwing his little brain in a tizzy.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that make sense? What do you think overall about

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<v Speaker 1>Ari before we get going on that episode? Like, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your takeaway on Ari? Yeah, I've never like seen a

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<v Speaker 1>more vanilla man, So celebrate it. But he's so basic.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's like, there's just he's so special, Like he's just incredible,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I'm falling in love with him. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's like based off of the five syllables he said

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<v Speaker 1>today amazing, whoa amazing and the way he dresses too,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you can do better his esper drill game

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<v Speaker 1>has unless you're a fucking hot Like I worked on

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<v Speaker 1>a French movie that had a hot French crew and

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<v Speaker 1>they had like a dude named Philip that was a

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<v Speaker 1>sound guy, and he's like, like French guys can like

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<v Speaker 1>somehow get away with like white peg jeans and esper

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<v Speaker 1>drills unless you're a Philip the hot sound guy. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're a real tur from Scott's. Still you can't fucking

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<v Speaker 1>rock a cardigan and espadrill. No, that is not bone

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<v Speaker 1>on material, not at all. And let's just unbuttoned the shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>One more button do speaking with it as hot as

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<v Speaker 1>balls in here, But that's all right. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're starting out. So we're starting out. Here's my

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<v Speaker 1>pitch before we get going. I think Tia is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be the next bachelorette. I hope. So I love Ta.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved Tia. I love I loved Tia and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think she's gonna win. So here's what you need

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<v Speaker 1>to know about Tia. Tia is very good friends with

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<v Speaker 1>this girl named Raven who was on next season. She

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<v Speaker 1>was the runner up, and then I think they loved Raven.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Raven fell in love in Paradise. Raven was the

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<v Speaker 1>one who was in the store when they went back,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, yeah, exactly, yes, in Weener at Arkansas,

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<v Speaker 1>at gray Swade, her clothing store. I got your list.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fan. Oh my god, this is so exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>So so but I think because now they can't, I

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<v Speaker 1>think feel like America fell for Raven, but then they

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<v Speaker 1>picked Rachel as a bachelor. So they basically found Raven

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<v Speaker 1>two and Tia and they're gonna make her the bachelorette. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so here we are, and so Crystal says, Destinday's happy tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>and we go to here come my glasses, We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to Paris. Crystal starts out dressed like Sandy from Greece.

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<v Speaker 1>She had on like the fucking black like the books.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just the black off the shoulder. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like the finale of like tell me about It. Stud.

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<v Speaker 1>She runs up. She's got like her. They're talking against

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<v Speaker 1>a chan's liase. She runs up, Crystal's there and um

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<v Speaker 1>they go. They're staying on some fucking house boat, the

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<v Speaker 1>U boat by the world ship. They're locked on a

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<v Speaker 1>boat together like what hotel room are they in? And

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<v Speaker 1>they keet why are they showing that boat? And then

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<v Speaker 1>I got together like, oh, they're staying. They're stuck on

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<v Speaker 1>the boat. So weird dreamboat with a dreamboat. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I dreamboat with Oh my god, I can't wait to

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<v Speaker 1>guy to that. That That was such a shock, such a shock,

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<v Speaker 1>dream out with a dream bout. Okay, So then go

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<v Speaker 1>booze you'r ari. And then Chris Harrison comes up and

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<v Speaker 1>they have this conversation and it was Chris because they

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Paris, man, Thanks dude. That conversation happened is

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<v Speaker 1>that the most basic male, straight white man, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Paris man, Thanks dude. I wanted to stab myself in

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<v Speaker 1>the thigh with a fork Storry James Franco and Joan, Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you stole my my hotel boats Hotel Paris. It's real.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. That's crazy face, man, But you've had a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of good times together. Man, that's beautiful. It's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fucking not youre JOm dumb like yeah, it's beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful him like taking her on a tour of Paris,

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<v Speaker 1>like that is beautiful and she's like wow, yeah I

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<v Speaker 1>got that, Morco, Oh my god, oh my god. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So then Becka Kay, Becka Kay and Becka m and

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<v Speaker 1>one of them said, whoa, these feelings are so strong.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't negate that. I don't know. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>Becca said that I think was not short hair. Okay,

0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:10.120
<v Speaker 1>long hair said those feelings are so strong. Okay, does

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<v Speaker 1>she stand a chance of getting into the bone zone

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<v Speaker 1>with it? She's not good, she doesn't want to suck

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<v Speaker 1>her in a fantasy? Sweet which long hair Rebecca that

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<v Speaker 1>we thought was going to make it. I think she

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<v Speaker 1>stands a chance, you do. I think he's back burning her.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think that? Wh do you think the

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<v Speaker 1>top so three people, three people get fucked in the

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<v Speaker 1>fantacy three? Who do you think they're going to be?

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<v Speaker 1>Short Hairbecca? Short Rebecca, hands down, and I mean all

0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.160
<v Speaker 1>of the predatory girls are. Now do you think Tia

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<v Speaker 1>on their way? I think maybe Tia. I think um

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<v Speaker 1>I thought for sure he was going to suck the mom.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're not there yet. She's out. I think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>mega babe, and like and like doesn't give him a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you got to talk about someone who actually has

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<v Speaker 1>a narrative of mystery. Yeah, yeah, she went to Yale.

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<v Speaker 1>No she doesn't. I'm like, why are you way too

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<v Speaker 1>off for him? So then Jacqueline jacquelins air, Okay, so

0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Crystal to shin so. So then they're saying there's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be four dates. There's gonna be to one single person dates,

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<v Speaker 1>one group date, and a two on one, and Crystal goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder who will be on the two en one

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<v Speaker 1>with me? And such an obvious choice, I'm not backing down.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just no amount on my level to compare. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking lunata. Yeah, she got crazier and crazier. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think it was all the sun damage? She has

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<v Speaker 1>so much sun damage? The amount. I'm sorry, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to be such a cruise because I say this

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<v Speaker 1>because I have it the neck wrinkles. No twenty nine

0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:37.680
<v Speaker 1>year old has that many, like tree rings. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't notice it. My friend pointed it out. I

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<v Speaker 1>let me be just as a lady. As a I've

0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.640
<v Speaker 1>gotten neck wrinkles. I don't appreciate it, but like, yeah,

0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:49.000
<v Speaker 1>you don't get him in your twenties. I think she

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<v Speaker 1>just needs therapy after her whole background story. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>just go to a therapy. She needs alan on a

0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.960
<v Speaker 1>therapy for sure someone, Yeah, for sure, talk to someone.

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<v Speaker 1>So then they go. It's the first one on one

0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.800
<v Speaker 1>date is Laura b As. Somebody tweeted in the b

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<v Speaker 1>it's for boring. Oh my god, because well he hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>he has no naturally curiosity. So she says, as the

0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.680
<v Speaker 1>same thing that Chelsea says. She goes, I'm astatic. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so ecstatic too, because it's ecstatic. It's ecstatic. She has

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<v Speaker 1>no pulse. And so then she's freaking out as they

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<v Speaker 1>walk away and she's in her romper and they get

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<v Speaker 1>into this small boat and then, um, everyone called a gondola,

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<v Speaker 1>not a gondola, a motor boat gondola. They all called it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he's you're a gonda like like just

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<v Speaker 1>a guy in a speed boat. By the way, God,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening out there and you don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>a gondola is. Mostly They're in Venice Canals. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>dude with a long strapy pull and he rose you.

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<v Speaker 1>It was legitimately like a little it was a little speed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a little Boston food Latter Deals, beautiful place

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<v Speaker 1>to and then they cut to him and he's like, so,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know her at all, but I'd like her.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the dumbest like and and then and it

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<v Speaker 1>proved to be nothing. There was nothing there. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been waiting for this for so long. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>forward to this moment. Oh my god. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>like based off watching them walk around, watching them, she

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. Okay. In high school there was a guy,

0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:28.600
<v Speaker 1>that guy that I he was like, he's the one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, no, he's just shy. He's just shy.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, no, he's a fucking like we went

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<v Speaker 1>out for like. It was like, he's not shy, he's

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<v Speaker 1>not guarding it. There's no there there, there's no I

0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.720
<v Speaker 1>don't care. We've all been damaged, we've all been hurt,

0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.000
<v Speaker 1>but we have a little more personality in our damage.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would like to offer, which is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me? Had they not cut the score and and

0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.760
<v Speaker 1>just played all of the moments and then sitting in silent.

0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I think probably five other dates have gone like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I genuinely don't think everyone's had like a rivet

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<v Speaker 1>in conversation like yeah, sure girls that steer it way

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<v Speaker 1>more and he is a wall and so then you

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<v Speaker 1>have And then her entire argument was like it's a

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<v Speaker 1>trust thing. I don't trust anything, and I think that

0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.840
<v Speaker 1>that actually there's legitimacy to that. She's like, why then

0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:16.680
<v Speaker 1>why am I going to open up with you all

0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.120
<v Speaker 1>the things? And like you're making out with everyone else

0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:22.560
<v Speaker 1>if you but you have an hour with the guy

0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:27.960
<v Speaker 1>like he literally he he was like I've seen she's

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<v Speaker 1>like that in Holland then she's like that was the

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<v Speaker 1>best taken do I mean so fucking boring? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this only move is just to grope them that hair,

0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:45.040
<v Speaker 1>the hair, the hair. He loves a hair face, Like

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<v Speaker 1>if you wanna, Becca is amazing that she's gotten as

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<v Speaker 1>far because she's got no hair to brush your way,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Like that's even Crystal when

0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:54.320
<v Speaker 1>she was going down still, So then they go they're

0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:57.720
<v Speaker 1>walking around and uh and then Crystal, meanwhile, I was

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<v Speaker 1>freaking out back at the back at the boat. Is

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<v Speaker 1>he really looking for a strong woman, a woo man,

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<v Speaker 1>not a little girl. I hope she doesn't get a rose,

0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.639
<v Speaker 1>because that's the name of the game. Sorry it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just like, yeah, it felt like that

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<v Speaker 1>was a grab bag of like phrases and she just

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<v Speaker 1>like assembled them. She's one of those things like you

0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:24.800
<v Speaker 1>put on your fridge, those random Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a woman woman straight because mystery glitter glitter, strong dude, glitter, dude,

0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:39.600
<v Speaker 1>glitter fucking glitter. He has so have you guys noticed

0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:42.120
<v Speaker 1>that his face is to town for his He wears

0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.280
<v Speaker 1>so much tanner on his face. He's got this red

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<v Speaker 1>mark right here too. He's like he's got like thick,

0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:50.760
<v Speaker 1>like eighties base face that is just like it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's sitting there. They don't ask any questions, and

0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:57.000
<v Speaker 1>he was and he was like, wow, that's so pretty well.

0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:01.200
<v Speaker 1>And then he asked her, asked her straight out if

0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.080
<v Speaker 1>she likes him, and she didn't say anything, Dude, she

0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:09.040
<v Speaker 1>doesn't like it. And he even said I don't think. Yeah.

0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:10.560
<v Speaker 1>He was like I kind of, you know, I have

0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:15.480
<v Speaker 1>a crush on you. Like it was like and it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be cool if you can maybe tell me She right?

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<v Speaker 1>She She's like, there's like nothing. That is my biggest

0:19:25.280 --> 0:19:27.200
<v Speaker 1>nightmare is like a date like that. I don't think

0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:29.600
<v Speaker 1>she's dumb. Is no, she's not. She's not, I don't.

0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I just she bost think that there's no I think

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<v Speaker 1>that there's no, Like she is probably used to being

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<v Speaker 1>pursued and slowly like having it unlocked, and she's not

0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:41.360
<v Speaker 1>going to unlock it for herself. But he has no

0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:44.040
<v Speaker 1>idea how to do that conversationally because he's not has

0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:46.560
<v Speaker 1>no natural curiosity. Yeah, and I think that they're like

0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:49.760
<v Speaker 1>less that he tries and the more that she just

0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:52.720
<v Speaker 1>like there like stalemated. Well, so then they started. They

0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:55.760
<v Speaker 1>go on this dinner date and basically we learned he

0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.840
<v Speaker 1>knocked a girl up. He went, He's like, sorry, I

0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:01.760
<v Speaker 1>gotta raise she had a miscarriage, and then she laughed.

0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:05.359
<v Speaker 1>That was an odd time to throw that out. It

0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:08.800
<v Speaker 1>was weird, too, weird. I see the proucer's going, but

0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:12.399
<v Speaker 1>he didn't say it was going. I felt like he

0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:14.480
<v Speaker 1>was trying to be like, you can trust me, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get pregnant and leave on a race stor treated someone

0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:20.280
<v Speaker 1>and I'm willing to admit it. You can trust me,

0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:23.000
<v Speaker 1>you know I can at least get your pregnant. I

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<v Speaker 1>will leave and go touring. That was a weird story

0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:30.439
<v Speaker 1>story to be like, I don't know, Like I just

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<v Speaker 1>need a little bit more to kind of unlock. That

0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:35.199
<v Speaker 1>was his best And he was like that was his

0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:38.480
<v Speaker 1>ace and the whole with him. I got a chick

0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:46.440
<v Speaker 1>pregnant once wait, go back, he said, okay, and she

0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:49.400
<v Speaker 1>had she had a look of shock, like we all did.

0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:52.080
<v Speaker 1>We were like, what you knew that he thought this

0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:54.880
<v Speaker 1>was his best story. I was like, I'm lady hanging

0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:58.960
<v Speaker 1>on to this is I've saved this for years. Hey, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>at some point I'm gonna put story girl pregnant. That's

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<v Speaker 1>honestly the most he's offered up about himself. Like we

0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:11.639
<v Speaker 1>know he's crashed eighteen cars. We know from Lori that

0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:15.080
<v Speaker 1>he's only won one race. Um that is, so he

0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:19.480
<v Speaker 1>got some chick pregnant, Like it doesn't he it doesn't,

0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:24.399
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't. And then and then she was like, I

0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:26.800
<v Speaker 1>don't do well. My parents are still married. But it

0:21:26.880 --> 0:21:30.879
<v Speaker 1>was I was in between, like what happened in that house?

0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:34.080
<v Speaker 1>What I wanted to know? What happened with the dad.

0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Was that when she was between the dad and the mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like, who was it when they had

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<v Speaker 1>the dog date episode who had very traumatic experiences with

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<v Speaker 1>both bat and bumper cars? Anaa, can we just talk

0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:51.640
<v Speaker 1>about analysa? How much? How right out for your girl?

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<v Speaker 1>I got ten an elite I am. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't do a reenactment for Crystal in the bowling Alley.

0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:02.119
<v Speaker 1>I grew up in a bowling alley and it was

0:22:02.119 --> 0:22:04.119
<v Speaker 1>hard for me to be in a bowling alley. Oh

0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:06.600
<v Speaker 1>my god, how about like I'm just bitchy. I'm just bitchy.

0:22:06.600 --> 0:22:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I just can't trust him. He goes back on his word.

0:22:08.240 --> 0:22:09.440
<v Speaker 1>He has this thing, well, we fought for you, we

0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:11.359
<v Speaker 1>put the energy, and he's like, what's going on? And

0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:13.480
<v Speaker 1>She's like, it was just hard for me to be

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<v Speaker 1>in a bowling alley because I have bowling alley related

0:22:16.880 --> 0:22:20.640
<v Speaker 1>trust issues. I wanted to see your girl a little

0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:24.399
<v Speaker 1>girl like with like the bumpers up, being like her

0:22:24.480 --> 0:22:28.639
<v Speaker 1>mom and the distance, like getting yelled at, fingering fingered

0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:32.159
<v Speaker 1>by some man. He's like like a bowling shirt just

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<v Speaker 1>against the claw machine. Again again, Mom again, Mom for everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, way do you get to Bachelor in Paradise?

0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Because the Beauty and Bachelor in Paradise, And I've talked

0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:51.119
<v Speaker 1>to one of the producers of The Bachelor. When they

0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:53.679
<v Speaker 1>edit for the Bachelor, they have to protect the batchlor

0:22:53.800 --> 0:22:56.159
<v Speaker 1>to make him seem like French charming. When they go

0:22:56.320 --> 0:22:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to Paradise, it's just like all the cast offs from

0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:01.800
<v Speaker 1>like four seasons. They don't to protect anybody, so everyone

0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:06.040
<v Speaker 1>gets an edit like Analyt's like everyone is garbage, and

0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:09.359
<v Speaker 1>they'll edit people talking to raccoons and like crabs and

0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:12.000
<v Speaker 1>like they make everybody look like a dimp ship. That's amazing.

0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:14.600
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna Are you gonna Bachelor Games? I think that

0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:16.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably. I don't know the difference between any of it.

0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:19.720
<v Speaker 1>I just learned that it goes back and forth. So

0:23:20.800 --> 0:23:22.760
<v Speaker 1>that's our Winter Games has never happened. This is a

0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:24.679
<v Speaker 1>brand new season. There's this is the first time it's

0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:26.359
<v Speaker 1>ever happened. So it'll be I think probably for like

0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:30.080
<v Speaker 1>three or four weeks. It'll start next Tuesday night, and

0:23:30.160 --> 0:23:33.240
<v Speaker 1>it'll be like it's gonna be people from all over

0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:37.840
<v Speaker 1>the world from Bachelor's shows fucking and competing in the snow. Yeah, Okay,

0:23:38.119 --> 0:23:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean you have to come back and talk about

0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:42.600
<v Speaker 1>that too. Oh my god, wait speaking of voices in

0:23:42.680 --> 0:23:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Crystal or have we not gotten there Becca doing Crystal's voice.

0:23:46.200 --> 0:23:48.119
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. That was

0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:50.720
<v Speaker 1>my favorite thing. She isn't ship no, you pointed out

0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:54.479
<v Speaker 1>early on because she's a ship ster. She we love her,

0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:56.640
<v Speaker 1>but she's like she's still the young girl from high

0:23:56.640 --> 0:23:58.920
<v Speaker 1>school that throw shade. Wow, so like, how did that

0:23:58.960 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 1>make you feel a night that? You know? She's like

0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:04.600
<v Speaker 1>very much. She plays both side of the fence. And

0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:08.000
<v Speaker 1>also I haven't seen anyone but her. Every time someone

0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:11.400
<v Speaker 1>goes away, she looks automatically shocked and devastated and comforting,

0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:14.720
<v Speaker 1>like how are you that close? With literally everyone in

0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:18.080
<v Speaker 1>their single. She also is like literally like holding onto

0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:20.359
<v Speaker 1>someone every time she knows how to get the camera,

0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:24.200
<v Speaker 1>she you right. In the series, she's always like she's like,

0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:25.840
<v Speaker 1>who are they going to put the camera on? I

0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:29.280
<v Speaker 1>think she's Leslie Khan's star pupil. I feel like she

0:24:29.320 --> 0:24:33.080
<v Speaker 1>went to Leslie Khneen like like okay, so then Crystal

0:24:33.160 --> 0:24:35.600
<v Speaker 1>says so then so then the girls are trapped on

0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:39.040
<v Speaker 1>the boat. The two way card arrives, Crystal says, I'm

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:41.879
<v Speaker 1>not interested in having a three way, like I'm going

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:46.119
<v Speaker 1>to end up with Ari and that's it. Ari game on.

0:24:46.960 --> 0:24:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I mean yeah. So then Lauren and

0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:54.240
<v Speaker 1>Ari they're out. It's so boring. It's so fucking boring.

0:24:54.840 --> 0:24:57.440
<v Speaker 1>And she's just like, I'm just really overwhelmed. I feel

0:24:57.440 --> 0:24:59.640
<v Speaker 1>like there's a lot of pressure on me. And she says,

0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:01.399
<v Speaker 1>are you really put guys in the friend zone for

0:25:01.560 --> 0:25:04.920
<v Speaker 1>six months? Um? And I can't open up until I

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:07.720
<v Speaker 1>trust somebody. I got my girl from pregnant with my child,

0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I lost the baby and uh. And then her parents

0:25:11.680 --> 0:25:13.920
<v Speaker 1>had a tough marriage and she was engaged to her ex,

0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:16.359
<v Speaker 1>and um, I'm worried that I'm not going to be

0:25:16.400 --> 0:25:18.280
<v Speaker 1>able to open up enough. And he goes, I find

0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:23.440
<v Speaker 1>you amazing. I mean why he just wants to fuck her. Yeah,

0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:26.080
<v Speaker 1>it's all, it's only it's the only place his mind

0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:29.160
<v Speaker 1>is with all these girls. Um, but at what point

0:25:29.200 --> 0:25:31.400
<v Speaker 1>did he go, you know what, she's getting the rose

0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:34.320
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, because the whole day, like, this girl's not

0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 1>getting the right way because she acknowledged she was. She

0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:39.840
<v Speaker 1>I think she wasn't like, hey, I don't have a personality.

0:25:40.200 --> 0:25:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Is this good for you? Like? She was like no,

0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:44.920
<v Speaker 1>like it's a it's a slow burn. And by the way,

0:25:45.240 --> 0:25:48.200
<v Speaker 1>she fully might not have a personality. She doesn't. But

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:51.119
<v Speaker 1>for her to be like, I'm not gonna give it

0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:53.080
<v Speaker 1>like all straight away, I think that that's where he

0:25:53.200 --> 0:25:55.159
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, well, then there must be more. And

0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:57.520
<v Speaker 1>also I can't punish her for like acknowledging the fact

0:25:57.600 --> 0:26:00.840
<v Speaker 1>she was the opposite she it was like the equivalent

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:04.840
<v Speaker 1>uncomfortable date of the girl in the winery, but she

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:09.520
<v Speaker 1>was He's covering her face, but she's not trying as

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:12.560
<v Speaker 1>hard as that. That was another Lauren was that she

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 1>was the social media manager she was. That was the

0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:22.359
<v Speaker 1>worst blonde Lauren date. And I don't usually try. I

0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:25.200
<v Speaker 1>just couldn't stop talking. I don't know. Maybe I think

0:26:25.320 --> 0:26:27.520
<v Speaker 1>guys like to chase a little, and so maybe that

0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 1>she's literally giving him nothing. He's like, I like you,

0:26:30.920 --> 0:26:32.679
<v Speaker 1>you don't like me. I like you. I'm gonna give

0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:34.399
<v Speaker 1>you the rose until you don't have to like me.

0:26:34.760 --> 0:26:36.560
<v Speaker 1>There was like a living room curtain. I just kept

0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:41.600
<v Speaker 1>over the window. What I don't understand is everything she said.

0:26:41.640 --> 0:26:43.560
<v Speaker 1>It was like, this is not the show for you.

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wait, what, Yeah, that's not how this

0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:49.000
<v Speaker 1>show works. You got to get in there. Yeah. Yeah.

0:26:49.280 --> 0:26:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Do you think it takes six months? Do you think

0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:53.399
<v Speaker 1>that guy that shows up at the end and the

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:56.119
<v Speaker 1>previews which this season? Ok I want, I hate to

0:26:56.160 --> 0:26:58.600
<v Speaker 1>say it, but this season the show just got This

0:26:58.680 --> 0:27:00.600
<v Speaker 1>season I think is now going to be really good

0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:03.119
<v Speaker 1>from here to the end. Do you think that X

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:05.919
<v Speaker 1>is either it's either her or Tia because he was Southern.

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 1>He feels like Tia. He looks and feels like a Tia.

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:11.920
<v Speaker 1>But we don't know anything about it Tia X, do

0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:14.119
<v Speaker 1>we She she picks guys, she has to fix up.

0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:17.800
<v Speaker 1>That's what we know. What if it's Becca? I think

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I feel like something happened on that pop farm. Okay, now, Laurie, Laurie,

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:31.119
<v Speaker 1>who is our Tokay? Can we turn on the A C?

0:27:31.480 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Is that a thing? Or is that he? Um? I'm

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:37.679
<v Speaker 1>gonna put it on. Okay, so Laura said. Laurie texted

0:27:37.760 --> 0:27:41.320
<v Speaker 1>and she said Um likely wasn't filed as missing by

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:43.760
<v Speaker 1>her mom while she was on the batchelor because the

0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 1>report was in November. Contestants return in November, so it

0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 1>was aft likely after all. In all likelihood is true.

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:54.159
<v Speaker 1>She probably worked on a weed farm in Humboldt County, Okay.

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I believe that. I actually I totally believe that, and

0:27:57.080 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 1>I believe like based off of she like retweeted the

0:27:59.880 --> 0:28:02.720
<v Speaker 1>art coal and was like, oh my god, you guys

0:28:03.200 --> 0:28:06.080
<v Speaker 1>call your mom's And the most embarrassing thing is that

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:08.160
<v Speaker 1>my driver's license photo got out like she like really

0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:10.760
<v Speaker 1>underplayed it. But who was to say? She didn't like

0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:13.760
<v Speaker 1>run away? Like there could be a full story that.

0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 1>She's like, well, I'm fascinated because it's also like, let's

0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 1>say she's done by November. Does that mean she didn't win?

0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 1>Why would she be working on a pop farm if

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:25.879
<v Speaker 1>she wants? I don't want to know. I don't know.

0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to because who do you think it's

0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:30.399
<v Speaker 1>gonna win? I thought it was gonna be her? I

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:32.200
<v Speaker 1>did too, But why would she be working on a

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:34.359
<v Speaker 1>pop farm? Who do you think it's gonna win? I

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>think someone more neutral? Ok? But or what about the

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:42.080
<v Speaker 1>who who was the girl that that that had the

0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:44.760
<v Speaker 1>other single date with him last night? The one who

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 1>Jacqueline Jacqulye is not gonna win? She actually has ambition

0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:53.600
<v Speaker 1>And he's like that's a bone killer. I'm not We'll

0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:56.960
<v Speaker 1>get there were real quick. Um so uh no, I

0:28:57.040 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 1>lost it, Okay, So then Beca. So then there's a

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 1>group Becca. They showed up for the Mulan Ruge. Young

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Beca has no bra on and comes bouncing up her

0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>fantastic titties are flying, which is like the time. It

0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:12.840
<v Speaker 1>was like the third time that she fulled like Jennifer Aniston.

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:18.000
<v Speaker 1>She's got great boobs. If my boob stood up like that,

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 1>I was still wear a brad because I'm from Rhode

0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Island and I have shame. But like I would hope

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 1>that one time in my life I could be on

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:28.600
<v Speaker 1>the Bachelor of running brawls. The Mulan Rouge dream last episode,

0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 1>she was wearing like a corset and a skirt. I

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:35.120
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh salty, she's got She's got like weird

0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 1>fashion stands and she couldn't be cute and I love

0:29:37.960 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 1>a lot of furs. She loves her. I have to

0:29:41.760 --> 0:29:43.640
<v Speaker 1>say when they so they'll go to the Mulan Ruge.

0:29:43.640 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 1>The Cancan girls come out, and I wrote down I

0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 1>want I have since I was a child and I

0:29:47.920 --> 0:29:49.560
<v Speaker 1>learned about the can can, I have wanted to be

0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:53.280
<v Speaker 1>a Cancan girl so badly. I wanted to do that

0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 1>watching that, didn't you want to do that so badly

0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:59.440
<v Speaker 1>last night? Yeah, it was like it was it was

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:02.680
<v Speaker 1>way more. And then the glowing, Oh my god, the

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:06.640
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous ladies of Bachelor Arrest, the Club of the Globe.

0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. You can't afford glow as like full submersive,

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 1>like full glamor yeah, amazing. He goes this day to

0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 1>day is definitely for the women. It's like really because

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 1>they're walking around in thongs. After Miss Janet hands them,

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 1>they're like nude bone seriously, Yeah, well you take them

0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:35.440
<v Speaker 1>all to like a car graveyard. He'd like, that's it's

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 1>two in the morning. He doesn't realize no girls are

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 1>There's just him at a car grave into a bottle

0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 1>of going wow, that's amazing, going beautiful. Yeah, I think

0:30:45.080 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 1>you've got a little hair on your head, like, let

0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 1>me just brush that aside. So what intern at in

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:55.080
<v Speaker 1>the editing suite had to like put the blacks the earth.

0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 1>The choreographer CN can dance, although she when it was

0:30:57.880 --> 0:31:00.600
<v Speaker 1>came her time to actually do it, he has started

0:31:00.640 --> 0:31:03.080
<v Speaker 1>freaking out again. She freaked out in the glob But

0:31:03.240 --> 0:31:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Becca really was so fucking beautiful and sparkly. She deserves that.

0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>She was on point. She's so cute in her lashes.

0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 1>She like somehow between like like in Fort Lauderdale, she

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 1>snuck out and she got new lash extensions. She had

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 1>like full feather lashes all like like can can l

0:31:22.760 --> 0:31:26.600
<v Speaker 1>rouge fans. She was so cute. Um they do it.

0:31:26.720 --> 0:31:28.520
<v Speaker 1>So then they show up to the party. Becca isn't

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:32.719
<v Speaker 1>her boostier with a weird black ribbon necklace, and um,

0:31:33.000 --> 0:31:35.240
<v Speaker 1>Tia and Ari. She was like, I was starting to

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:38.560
<v Speaker 1>feel insecure. She's I love Tia, I'm teen Tia. Guys,

0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:41.760
<v Speaker 1>She's not gonna win, She's gonna be a bachelor. Yeah.

0:31:41.960 --> 0:31:48.480
<v Speaker 1>I also like she whatever doesn't deserve you know, she doesn't.

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.320
<v Speaker 1>And he has no idea what to do with her. No,

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:53.479
<v Speaker 1>she's better than him. And then so Chelsea's back there.

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea started to feel threatened, rightfully so by Becca. She's saying,

0:31:57.160 --> 0:31:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea is a twenty two year old free spirit and

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 1>I am a any nine year old with a child.

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised, and I know it's jumping ahead, but I'm

0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:06.280
<v Speaker 1>assuming if you're listening to this, you know that Chelsea

0:32:06.320 --> 0:32:08.240
<v Speaker 1>gets cut at the end. I would have thought they

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 1>would have given her more airtime this episode, because she

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 1>started out of such a big player as the villain

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:16.120
<v Speaker 1>she got the first rose to sort of have no

0:32:16.480 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 1>airtime felt like a weird editing choice. What's the word mysterious?

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Did you just tell me that about yourself? Chelsey? I'm

0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>just a mysterious mysterious You know that He couldn't. He

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 1>wanted to cut her as soon as he heard that

0:32:30.480 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 1>her mystery was he loved that. He was like, I've

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 1>only ever dated moms. He loves he loved mom. I

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:42.480
<v Speaker 1>got him on pregnant one time he did the second

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 1>mom you're a mom? Was mom and up again. I

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:50.720
<v Speaker 1>like making babies, but I'm out of here. Yeah. I

0:32:51.080 --> 0:32:53.320
<v Speaker 1>think that it was probably very disappointed that was her

0:32:53.480 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 1>entire mystery, and also that now she's like, I'm just

0:32:57.000 --> 0:32:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I want him to see not the mom's side of me,

0:32:59.120 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 1>but the like will see side of me. But like,

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:04.280
<v Speaker 1>all you're giving us is also I'm a mom. Yeah,

0:33:04.320 --> 0:33:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't need to be here and juice, but I'm

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:11.040
<v Speaker 1>have a kidd but like, stop talking about it. Who's

0:33:11.080 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 1>with your kid? Exactly right? A little I did a

0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 1>little digging online. So apparently his guy, her guy left

0:33:18.640 --> 0:33:24.960
<v Speaker 1>her for Miss Maine. And yeah, and then apparently he

0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 1>went to the court while she was filming The Bachelor

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:31.200
<v Speaker 1>and was like, I'm not going to pay child support

0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 1>while she's at the Bachelor. And I thought, my man

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:36.120
<v Speaker 1>has a good point, because she's not taking care of

0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:38.720
<v Speaker 1>our child. He's like, I'll pay it when she comes back,

0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 1>but she's at the Bachelor and I'm not paying child support.

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:45.240
<v Speaker 1>So I also read that he refused to sign anything

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:48.640
<v Speaker 1>to let the child be on her little story. That's smart,

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:52.280
<v Speaker 1>that's smart. You know she's going to be on Bachelor Paradise.

0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Is that now that a man is like dirty goods

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:56.240
<v Speaker 1>and has been on too many There was a single

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:58.600
<v Speaker 1>mom that on like eighteen times and had a baby boys,

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 1>and but now there's a new mom in town now no, no,

0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:04.240
<v Speaker 1>that she's like not allowed to see your child anymore.

0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:10.200
<v Speaker 1>So then so then so Beckett comes on, she's got

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 1>her lashes, and she was like, I like you, and

0:34:13.320 --> 0:34:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised that I felt jealousy when I saw you

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:21.480
<v Speaker 1>leave with that dud on your gondola. And then and

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:23.840
<v Speaker 1>then he was like a little and he was like,

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:26.920
<v Speaker 1>is that French kissing when we're in France? And she

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, you're fucking idiot. And he's standing there and

0:34:29.640 --> 0:34:32.800
<v Speaker 1>he's in his top hat and cape. How much of

0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:34.960
<v Speaker 1>a lady bone or killer is that outfit on a

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:38.279
<v Speaker 1>man watching him singing in France? The women's faces what

0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:41.360
<v Speaker 1>like the bitch the resting bitch face as they're watching

0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:50.800
<v Speaker 1>this happen of the girl, the girls, and then that

0:34:51.000 --> 0:34:53.719
<v Speaker 1>is the least that was like are you ready to

0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 1>dry up? Every ladies? Like lady park women? Are you ready? You?

0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Is your join? Not too excited tonight? Like what's less

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.680
<v Speaker 1>of a like a bigger lady boner killer is like

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 1>a male magician seconds a male magicians magician but lip

0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 1>sticking in French? I mean, how bummed would you have

0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:16.640
<v Speaker 1>been if you went to them to see a show

0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:19.960
<v Speaker 1>and you saw that ship and then you have to

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:21.839
<v Speaker 1>continue to try and be in love with that guy.

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:26.280
<v Speaker 1>My friend and I used to call it diarrhea syndrome,

0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 1>where like we had a crush on this guy and

0:35:28.680 --> 0:35:30.680
<v Speaker 1>then he aggressively told me a story about how he

0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 1>had diarrhea, and it was like, once you've heard that,

0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 1>it's like I can't it's over like like like he

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:40.239
<v Speaker 1>was like diarrhea Dave, like once you it's over. This

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:45.319
<v Speaker 1>was like a diarrhea Dave moment to top. You can't

0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:48.880
<v Speaker 1>can't see it, you can't see like you look at that,

0:35:49.360 --> 0:35:54.239
<v Speaker 1>that's just a realtor in a top hat sticking to

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:59.120
<v Speaker 1>a French song. He doesn't codd look at his So

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:01.840
<v Speaker 1>here's the big that's the base and then his and

0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 1>then his neck is white, two different colors. Look at

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:07.280
<v Speaker 1>the cut like even Jasmine pointed it out. Jasmine texted

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:11.120
<v Speaker 1>me and was like, that's right. Jasmine from Jasmine texted me,

0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:13.359
<v Speaker 1>is like, why does he rip someone's tanner on his pace?

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Literally just got jealous, Jasmin, you have to come to Austin.

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 1>I know. We gotta get an Airbn You want to

0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:22.960
<v Speaker 1>come to Austen with us into a live show at Okay,

0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:26.359
<v Speaker 1>and April Funny, she's got for a million, like eighty

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>eight million Instagram followers between her and the fucking bathroom.

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 1>We could get a giant Airbnb house. We all stay there.

0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 1>We do like two tweets about it. Never okay, so

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:36.960
<v Speaker 1>then oh my god, we have the oh my god,

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 1>we could get Becca. We could get Becca, we could

0:36:39.719 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 1>get fucking Kendall, we get Pink paying her her pain,

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:45.880
<v Speaker 1>paying her stuff. Penguin could be there, okay. So then

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:50.239
<v Speaker 1>our Sienna, let me get Pink pay Why have we

0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:52.759
<v Speaker 1>not seen any of them that she's carrying around? So

0:36:52.880 --> 0:36:55.600
<v Speaker 1>then he goes. Then he goes speak French to me

0:36:55.680 --> 0:36:59.600
<v Speaker 1>to Sienna. She goes just sweet and he's like, what

0:36:59.800 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 1>is I mean? It's like, what there you thinking? I

0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:05.080
<v Speaker 1>took fresh like one on one and even I know

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:14.279
<v Speaker 1>it's like I could have said the valiza val I'm

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>a real Juras car driver. Okay. So then Ari's outfit.

0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:21.400
<v Speaker 1>The girls are angrily watching. He was lipsticking in a

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:23.759
<v Speaker 1>top hat and a cane. I just wrote no, no, no,

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 1>no no, and then and then I wrote this sucks.

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:32.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh somebody said this such watching Becca m um makes

0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:36.399
<v Speaker 1>me feel a little insecure. It's like, well yeah, um.

0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:40.759
<v Speaker 1>And then she was like, I'm definitely feeling. She was

0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:43.840
<v Speaker 1>feeling the field. She was feeling all the fields. So

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:46.600
<v Speaker 1>then crystals out. She gets her little things. She's getting

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 1>ready to go at the boat. She's wearing an ace

0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 1>bandage underneath that has a key hole at her tits

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:58.440
<v Speaker 1>in it. Underneath a nude one Esie who dresses her Debbie.

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Give me your thoughts, like, is this from a Venice

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:05.799
<v Speaker 1>like beach boutique? What the fuck? I think that? Uh?

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I think that everyone is trying their best, and I

0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 1>think it's yeah, you're right, you're right. She Yeah, you're right.

0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>People love like full packed outfits that them and their sisters,

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:18.719
<v Speaker 1>and the show probably has a couple of things that

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:21.600
<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh yeah that, oh that that's great, and

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 1>then just kind of like yeah, beat the face, and

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:28.439
<v Speaker 1>then makeup is like full blown, like Tia that moment, Yes,

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:31.719
<v Speaker 1>don't ever wear makeup. She's so cute that I don't

0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:34.480
<v Speaker 1>wear makeup. Yes. But then there's like a lot of

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:36.120
<v Speaker 1>them that like have had that moment where being like

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:39.319
<v Speaker 1>so cute and then I'm like, oh busted. Oh that's

0:38:39.320 --> 0:38:41.839
<v Speaker 1>a swing and a miss dude. Yes with the ace

0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 1>bandage body con type. Here's what you need to know.

0:38:44.440 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 1>They're only allowed to bring two suitcases. What do you bring?

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:50.279
<v Speaker 1>What do you bring for your opening night outfit? I

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:53.120
<v Speaker 1>decided I would go back. I would Aaron said she'd

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:55.440
<v Speaker 1>wear a cape to jumpsuit. I would suck up and

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:57.480
<v Speaker 1>we were short in the front, long in the back

0:38:57.560 --> 0:39:01.319
<v Speaker 1>bullet skirt. Yeah, I would like ever like a mini

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 1>in the front mullet skirt of and that I would

0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:07.239
<v Speaker 1>wear like something that is like cute on top but

0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:10.000
<v Speaker 1>also kind of shows my tips and it would be misguided.

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:12.200
<v Speaker 1>What do you wear? Um? And it's all of that

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.680
<v Speaker 1>like canary yellow and I remember some bright fun like

0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:16.840
<v Speaker 1>it's like I was hot pink and like, but like

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:18.960
<v Speaker 1>it would be some bright color because I want to

0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 1>catch the eye when there's like thirty five of us

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:24.360
<v Speaker 1>opening night getting out of the car. What misguided? Up?

0:39:24.400 --> 0:39:30.359
<v Speaker 1>But do you pick men's wear? You got gown gown, gown, yeah,

0:39:30.760 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 1>sexy sexy tucks. Yeah, you got like a trouser with

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:38.400
<v Speaker 1>probably like and then and then you know you just

0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:40.600
<v Speaker 1>told me, and I'm like, you would win in that moment.

0:39:40.920 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 1>Hot men's are like a hot Gucci suit. You would win.

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:51.400
<v Speaker 1>The suit. Girl she's amazing. She was she were a

0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:56.279
<v Speaker 1>time like my waiter at Red Lobster. She's different. I

0:39:56.320 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 1>have a question talked to me Debbie Ryan. Debbie Ryan

0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:02.160
<v Speaker 1>has every bachelor and bachelor up and straight. Yes, well

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:05.440
<v Speaker 1>as far as we mean the actual bachelor bachelor. Yeah,

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 1>there's been a game one. They do one on logo,

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:10.360
<v Speaker 1>they do a guy one on logo, but they have

0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:14.080
<v Speaker 1>contestants that have been bisexual. I want a pan. I

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:16.760
<v Speaker 1>want someone in there, a guy or a girl. Everyone's

0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:19.000
<v Speaker 1>fighting for their heart and you got guys girls who

0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 1>have gender non like a full on. There was one

0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:26.880
<v Speaker 1>on MTV. There was one te Tequila. That's right, Tila Tequila.

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I forgot about. I worked with Tila Tequila. Was like,

0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:38.200
<v Speaker 1>h she was, she was Tila Tequila. I mean, you

0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:39.719
<v Speaker 1>know what it was, you know what it was like

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:41.399
<v Speaker 1>when it was sort of like when you know, it's like, yeah,

0:40:41.480 --> 0:40:43.360
<v Speaker 1>we know that you love to get at it and

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:46.520
<v Speaker 1>that's your thing, but like she really lead with that aggressively,

0:40:46.600 --> 0:40:49.759
<v Speaker 1>like a a Tuesday, like seven am. It's like, look,

0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I know you get boned a lot by ladies and guys.

0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't care good for you. But it's like she

0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:56.880
<v Speaker 1>couldn't stop talking about it in the makeup trailer, and

0:40:56.960 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 1>at a certain point I was like, I get it,

0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:02.759
<v Speaker 1>I get it, you bone getting the bones on. I

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I didn't know what to talk A bone

0:41:05.080 --> 0:41:09.520
<v Speaker 1>free zone hopefully hopefully, um but there haven't like there's

0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:12.360
<v Speaker 1>been some last season, there was a bisexual contestant, Jamie,

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 1>who then went to Paradise, and she was kind of

0:41:15.560 --> 0:41:18.960
<v Speaker 1>popular in Paradise. Guys were intrigued. There's never been a

0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:24.000
<v Speaker 1>guy on that's paying. There's been a lot. Wait if

0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:25.640
<v Speaker 1>you think you like it, now, where do you see

0:41:25.680 --> 0:41:28.080
<v Speaker 1>all the guys fighting. There's a lot of romances that

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:31.440
<v Speaker 1>happened pretty sea where guys actually fell in love. Yes,

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 1>it was when they had Clint. Clint and uh, what's

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 1>his name? The guy that worked lived in his JJ

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 1>who lives in his parents basement and have three kids.

0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:43.080
<v Speaker 1>I think he still lives in his parents basement in Denver, Okay.

0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:44.839
<v Speaker 1>So then we go so then they're doing the can

0:41:44.960 --> 0:41:50.960
<v Speaker 1>can um and then Crystal So Crystal, she goes, she

0:41:51.080 --> 0:41:55.520
<v Speaker 1>reads the thing. Two women, one rose, one stays, one

0:41:55.640 --> 0:42:00.680
<v Speaker 1>goes Kendall and me will always have Paris and then

0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:04.719
<v Speaker 1>she and then she says, can we talk about how

0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:08.400
<v Speaker 1>much Kendall just ship her pants? That's how she praised it.

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I've been prepping for this situation for like months, I mean,

0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 1>is what it is? How boring are the other relationships?

0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:20.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm I am wife material fun wife, like, no, you're

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 1>not needs a lozenge. I just want to give her

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:25.839
<v Speaker 1>a lozenge. She just she really started to run out.

0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:29.560
<v Speaker 1>By the end of the episode, Crystal simple water, just

0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:34.400
<v Speaker 1>her some honey. Um. Yeah, that was And then the

0:42:34.440 --> 0:42:40.759
<v Speaker 1>thing is, she wasn't. She wasn't. She wasn't so much.

0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:42.400
<v Speaker 1>And I think it's my shirt off. But I'm not

0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:46.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna like that wasn't freaking out. Wasn't freaking to spend

0:42:46.280 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>the day with her, you know what I mean exactly, No,

0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:52.839
<v Speaker 1>she wasn't. Yeah, And also they're going to be there

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:55.720
<v Speaker 1>each going like it's already already likes attention from everyone,

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Like he's going to not spend the date just with

0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:01.879
<v Speaker 1>one person, like he you know. But she of course

0:43:02.000 --> 0:43:05.719
<v Speaker 1>just gets She's so funny, dude. So I love I

0:43:05.840 --> 0:43:10.080
<v Speaker 1>love to watch it. So then they go to this

0:43:10.280 --> 0:43:13.799
<v Speaker 1>beautiful chateau. Look at this awesome chateau. It's awesome. It's

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:15.799
<v Speaker 1>Tendaal and Crystal. They're on the two on one they

0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:19.720
<v Speaker 1>have to go do amaze. Crystal is wearing and somebody

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:23.360
<v Speaker 1>treated me this. It's like it's like Annie Hall trousers.

0:43:23.600 --> 0:43:26.840
<v Speaker 1>There's like a crushed velvet boostier top Annie Hall trousers.

0:43:26.920 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 1>She's got like a captain's there's like a nautical thing happening.

0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:33.360
<v Speaker 1>She's drinking like champagne out of like the tick glasses,

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:36.320
<v Speaker 1>and like she finds him in the she wins, she

0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:39.239
<v Speaker 1>finds him in the middle. He immediately tone kisses her. Yeah,

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I was discussed about that. So then he pulls her

0:43:41.560 --> 0:43:44.520
<v Speaker 1>aside one at a time, and even though he's like, oh,

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:46.839
<v Speaker 1>she apologized. All she did was talking to baby voice,

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 1>and he kept like stroking her hair, like I don't

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:53.799
<v Speaker 1>think about I don't think the producers made him keep her.

0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:55.360
<v Speaker 1>I think he did kind of want to suck her,

0:43:55.440 --> 0:43:57.320
<v Speaker 1>but he knew that if he kept her that America

0:43:57.320 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 1>would hate him. I think she shot her self in

0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:03.640
<v Speaker 1>the foot when she brought up Kendall. When she started

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:06.399
<v Speaker 1>talking about Kendall, I was like, you never talked about

0:44:06.440 --> 0:44:10.400
<v Speaker 1>the other girls. Yeah you can't, Sammy, you've never watched

0:44:10.440 --> 0:44:12.600
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor? Are you bored out of your fucking mind?

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Or do you now want to watch and come back

0:44:14.600 --> 0:44:16.919
<v Speaker 1>and do the show again. I definitely want to watch.

0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Sammy, I are you gonna watch Bachelor

0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Winter Games? I'll watch all of it. We want to

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:27.360
<v Speaker 1>hear your opinion. You want to hear from you, Sammy.

0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:31.000
<v Speaker 1>You're a cool customer. This is Sammy's first time doing

0:44:31.080 --> 0:44:33.000
<v Speaker 1>this with us, and we want you to be in.

0:44:33.680 --> 0:44:35.919
<v Speaker 1>We watch and then maybe come dude next week, maybe

0:44:35.920 --> 0:44:38.319
<v Speaker 1>we could do Bachelor Winter Games or something. Yeah. Sure, great.

0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 1>So he gives them a little tour of the chateau,

0:44:42.239 --> 0:44:52.000
<v Speaker 1>gives clearly Kendall, and then the most honest really Kendall

0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 1>confronting Crystal, Oh, go tell me, Debbie. I was like,

0:44:57.680 --> 0:45:00.719
<v Speaker 1>go off, Like I was so happy that she did

0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:03.480
<v Speaker 1>because she's so kind and genuine and so the second

0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:05.759
<v Speaker 1>she's like, you know what, like when Becca did it

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:07.120
<v Speaker 1>and she was like why are you still here? Now

0:45:07.120 --> 0:45:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm asking why are you still here? That was like

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 1>did she but it just felt like yeah, and like oh,

0:45:13.160 --> 0:45:15.560
<v Speaker 1>we get it, Like you're just like I'm just saying it.

0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 1>But like Kendall was very much like, no, actually, let

0:45:18.200 --> 0:45:20.880
<v Speaker 1>me have a conversation with you. And she came with I.

0:45:21.200 --> 0:45:26.239
<v Speaker 1>She came with I have empathy for she doesn't. Yes,

0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:29.319
<v Speaker 1>she will eat human flesh. Yeah, she travels with Pink,

0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Pang and Pang, but her presence her grounded. She's like

0:45:32.880 --> 0:45:38.719
<v Speaker 1>the Buddha, like Cannibal she was like, she was like,

0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:42.239
<v Speaker 1>you have trouble connecting with people. I don't connecting people.

0:45:42.680 --> 0:45:48.080
<v Speaker 1>You have trouble. And then I love Kendall so much

0:45:48.160 --> 0:45:50.040
<v Speaker 1>and then she and then she and then she goes

0:45:50.160 --> 0:45:53.400
<v Speaker 1>when Kendall was talking, I didn't even care like she was.

0:45:53.600 --> 0:45:55.839
<v Speaker 1>She looked so rattled that she'd been seen for such

0:45:55.880 --> 0:45:59.160
<v Speaker 1>a piece of ship. I don't have words. And then

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 1>she was like she was basically like, you've not been kind.

0:46:02.600 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 1>This is not like you've not been real. Go off

0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:09.359
<v Speaker 1>and and like Crystal couldn't handle it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:11.440
<v Speaker 1>and then okay, so then he he comes back. It

0:46:11.520 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 1>was and it was edited together weird because you never

0:46:13.200 --> 0:46:15.200
<v Speaker 1>saw what he said to Kendall. Yeah, but then he

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.879
<v Speaker 1>comes back, He's like I need a minute to think

0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 1>this through. Yeah, I need tonight. I need tonight, which

0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:23.200
<v Speaker 1>was like what the fuck? Which, by the way, like

0:46:23.520 --> 0:46:27.320
<v Speaker 1>ever since Crystal first went, I just always had a

0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:30.759
<v Speaker 1>thing where other women hate me. They just always hate me,

0:46:31.040 --> 0:46:33.360
<v Speaker 1>and they're like resentful of me because they like always

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 1>think I'm gonna steal their boyfriends. And that's only like

0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:38.279
<v Speaker 1>sort of happened a couple of times. Yes, yes, we

0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:40.840
<v Speaker 1>never talked about that that means she stole everyone's boyfriend.

0:46:40.920 --> 0:46:44.560
<v Speaker 1>She guaranteed stole everyone's boyfriend. And she reminds me so

0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:46.360
<v Speaker 1>much of this girl who I used to think was

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:48.000
<v Speaker 1>so cool and want to be my friend, and I

0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:50.359
<v Speaker 1>became like really good best friends with yes, yes, yes,

0:46:50.440 --> 0:46:52.880
<v Speaker 1>and she like got a carbon copy of my boyfriend

0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:55.880
<v Speaker 1>and did the whole thing. And then she, while I

0:46:55.960 --> 0:46:58.400
<v Speaker 1>was happy in my relationship, accused me like her and

0:46:58.440 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 1>her boyfriend broke up and I went over with like

0:47:00.680 --> 0:47:03.200
<v Speaker 1>food and was like and she was like, you don't

0:47:03.200 --> 0:47:04.680
<v Speaker 1>get you say that because you're the one who broke

0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:06.919
<v Speaker 1>up and we knew your last relationship, like I was done,

0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:09.240
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I didn't know that that affected

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:10.520
<v Speaker 1>me being able to be a friend right now. And

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:13.240
<v Speaker 1>also he was musics it and also you've never chosen

0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:15.360
<v Speaker 1>the side of a woman. Yeah, I understand. And it

0:47:15.560 --> 0:47:17.920
<v Speaker 1>made me realize there were women who, while I like

0:47:18.600 --> 0:47:21.080
<v Speaker 1>could not fond, more over like building up other women

0:47:21.080 --> 0:47:22.960
<v Speaker 1>because if I build you up, then we all go. Yes.

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:25.359
<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize that there are other women who see

0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:28.040
<v Speaker 1>that and they're like, I need to immediately drive a

0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:31.759
<v Speaker 1>wedge because if I can't have Yeah, you can't enjoy it.

0:47:32.080 --> 0:47:34.279
<v Speaker 1>There's not enough for everyone in the world. Yes, and

0:47:34.400 --> 0:47:38.759
<v Speaker 1>that is iconically Crystal. Yes, it's so good. We never

0:47:38.880 --> 0:47:41.319
<v Speaker 1>talked about that. I forgot about that. You know, she's

0:47:41.320 --> 0:47:43.880
<v Speaker 1>still everybody's boyfriend. And also I feel like even Becca,

0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 1>who like it's about her, Becca would be so happy

0:47:46.080 --> 0:47:47.920
<v Speaker 1>if she was in the final three and she was

0:47:48.040 --> 0:47:50.120
<v Speaker 1>best friends with the girl who ended up winning. Yeah,

0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I deserved this. He would be happy, whether or not genuinely,

0:47:52.760 --> 0:47:54.480
<v Speaker 1>she would be. Yes. And you know what, because she's

0:47:54.480 --> 0:47:57.800
<v Speaker 1>going to get all the Instagram followers anyway. She cashing in.

0:47:58.040 --> 0:48:01.320
<v Speaker 1>She's catching it. She's catching it. So they go on

0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:06.560
<v Speaker 1>this double date and and he it was so weird.

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:08.600
<v Speaker 1>He was like, Kendall, can I see you for a second.

0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 1>And they walk away and Crystals just sitting there and

0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:13.320
<v Speaker 1>they're up and with a view of the Eiffel Tower,

0:48:13.800 --> 0:48:18.400
<v Speaker 1>and then and then you anything, nothing. We don't ever

0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 1>see him talking to Kendall. And then he comes back

0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:22.440
<v Speaker 1>and he gives Kendall the rose and then they go

0:48:22.600 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 1>like dry hump And she really fucking aggressive when she kisses.

0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:29.560
<v Speaker 1>She kissing in a frightening way. She like a woman

0:48:29.600 --> 0:48:31.800
<v Speaker 1>who does want to eat your blood. She was literally

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:33.760
<v Speaker 1>eating his flesh. And there was a new kissing bandit

0:48:33.800 --> 0:48:37.680
<v Speaker 1>and she's gonna she might eat part of your face

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:40.120
<v Speaker 1>and was so many people tweeted in there was a

0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:44.719
<v Speaker 1>missed opportunity for a telescope there for Crystal to sit

0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:46.879
<v Speaker 1>and watch this. All season you've been able to watch

0:48:46.960 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 1>people like humping Ari. She didn't, so like it was

0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:53.239
<v Speaker 1>sort of an anticlimactic. Usually when they do too on ones,

0:48:53.360 --> 0:48:56.239
<v Speaker 1>they strand the person. Like one of the villains they

0:48:56.320 --> 0:48:58.719
<v Speaker 1>stranded on an island where there was like a blowhole

0:48:58.800 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 1>of like salt water, and they helicopter away. And there

0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 1>was another one that they left like in the bad lands,

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:06.360
<v Speaker 1>like the salt flats, and and they they're like stuck

0:49:06.480 --> 0:49:11.200
<v Speaker 1>somewhere shitty in the middle of nowhere, and like they're stranded. Yeah,

0:49:11.280 --> 0:49:13.360
<v Speaker 1>and they're like stuck. So this one she goes like

0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:17.160
<v Speaker 1>at least like stuck in some weird tower with a

0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:21.960
<v Speaker 1>good view of parents has it. She's still think she's delivering.

0:49:22.080 --> 0:49:26.600
<v Speaker 1>She drops like sandwiches down to homeless homeless cruise's homeless

0:49:26.640 --> 0:49:29.160
<v Speaker 1>men that have homes. So yeah, they're like, um, I'm

0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:33.839
<v Speaker 1>back to you too, And you get to how does

0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 1>that sound. I'm the line produce. I live in Malibu.

0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:40.719
<v Speaker 1>I have a ten million dollar I text you this

0:49:40.840 --> 0:49:43.200
<v Speaker 1>last night. But I got so nervous when he gave

0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:45.480
<v Speaker 1>that rose to Kendall because I was like, she's going

0:49:45.520 --> 0:49:47.759
<v Speaker 1>to attack you. She's going to attack you. She is

0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:50.799
<v Speaker 1>not stable Crystal. Yeah, I thought maybe she was going

0:49:50.840 --> 0:49:55.160
<v Speaker 1>to attack critic either. I was like very actually nervous

0:49:55.200 --> 0:49:56.720
<v Speaker 1>in that second, like, oh god, I hope she doesn't

0:49:56.760 --> 0:50:00.160
<v Speaker 1>like react. Remember remember with Chad and Alex in the

0:50:00.200 --> 0:50:02.759
<v Speaker 1>woods and the whistle. I actually thought Chad was going

0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:05.800
<v Speaker 1>to go back and like murder, like when you stopped

0:50:05.840 --> 0:50:08.360
<v Speaker 1>back to the house and was like whistling and pounding

0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 1>and way do you get to the season when it's

0:50:10.160 --> 0:50:12.440
<v Speaker 1>the guys. It's because the guys. The guys all get

0:50:12.480 --> 0:50:14.040
<v Speaker 1>a little gay and kind of fall harder for the

0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:17.360
<v Speaker 1>guys than the girl that you're gonna die. Okay. I

0:50:17.520 --> 0:50:21.600
<v Speaker 1>love the take where she was like perfect was it

0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 1>was at the table they each having wine and then

0:50:24.760 --> 0:50:26.960
<v Speaker 1>she says they say something about agreed to I sent

0:50:27.000 --> 0:50:28.759
<v Speaker 1>you the video of it. It was like agree to

0:50:28.800 --> 0:50:31.520
<v Speaker 1>disagree or something, and the shot of Crystal going like

0:50:31.560 --> 0:50:35.600
<v Speaker 1>sipping wine and going. She goes, I was weak and

0:50:35.760 --> 0:50:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not weak, and it hurts, and it hurts. Did

0:50:38.080 --> 0:50:40.160
<v Speaker 1>not feel good enough to our group chat. Okay, I'm

0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:41.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna go to the route group got here we go,

0:50:41.760 --> 0:50:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Here we go, group chat, group chat.

0:50:44.160 --> 0:50:45.759
<v Speaker 1>This is here we go? Here we go? Is this

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:54.520
<v Speaker 1>from rob? Oh my god? Why is it not playing?

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Here we go? Oh my god. She's so seriously, there's

0:50:59.760 --> 0:51:02.239
<v Speaker 1>no thing she could not She could not get that,

0:51:02.960 --> 0:51:05.600
<v Speaker 1>she could not get that wine in fast enough. Right wait,

0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:08.440
<v Speaker 1>like she's the only one who drinks wine during her

0:51:08.560 --> 0:51:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Like interviews afterwards were like a green screen interviews. I

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 1>feel like there's times where she's like, yeah, well this

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:15.600
<v Speaker 1>is just the way that the game has played. Yeah,

0:51:15.680 --> 0:51:19.840
<v Speaker 1>she definitely is like Mommy needs her Sevignon block. She's like,

0:51:21.160 --> 0:51:23.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised you didn't tell him, Like, oh, the reason

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I was screaming so much about because I was like

0:51:24.960 --> 0:51:30.399
<v Speaker 1>blacked out day. She said, I just want to feel

0:51:30.440 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 1>appreciated and good enough. Well, you know she's going to paradise.

0:51:33.640 --> 0:51:35.719
<v Speaker 1>You know she's going to paradise. And she says, I

0:51:35.760 --> 0:51:37.759
<v Speaker 1>feel like I have so much love to give. I

0:51:37.880 --> 0:51:39.800
<v Speaker 1>had a room. It in college, who actually said this

0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:43.200
<v Speaker 1>to my fucking face, who clearly hated me, who said

0:51:43.239 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 1>to whom my face are him, I'm not like you.

0:51:47.200 --> 0:51:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of love to give, said to

0:51:50.920 --> 0:51:53.480
<v Speaker 1>my face. The only time I've ever done this in

0:51:53.560 --> 0:51:55.839
<v Speaker 1>my life, I did make out with her boyfriend when

0:51:55.920 --> 0:51:59.040
<v Speaker 1>she went to New Mexico to get her scuba diving license,

0:51:59.480 --> 0:52:06.080
<v Speaker 1>and it was revenge for that convent. And I don't

0:52:06.120 --> 0:52:09.640
<v Speaker 1>regret that. Yeah, watch out, I don't know like you.

0:52:10.160 --> 0:52:12.840
<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of love to give. Fuck you,

0:52:13.400 --> 0:52:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Like what the kind of a comment is that? So

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:18.080
<v Speaker 1>then we get to Jacqueline. Jacqueline has her one on

0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:20.200
<v Speaker 1>one day. She's not gotten a date yet, and she

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:22.640
<v Speaker 1>feels like, I feel like I'm getting a gift to

0:52:22.760 --> 0:52:25.000
<v Speaker 1>open on Christmas and it's a pony. I feel like

0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a pony for Christmas, and I have like

0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:28.920
<v Speaker 1>if the pony doesn't work out, they're gonna shoot it.

0:52:29.280 --> 0:52:31.200
<v Speaker 1>So he picked her up in this little MG car,

0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:35.359
<v Speaker 1>which stalls and he can't. Isn't the most engaged I've seen,

0:52:35.400 --> 0:52:37.799
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, the corporators out, You're just gonna start

0:52:37.840 --> 0:52:40.400
<v Speaker 1>the corporator And she was like, oh, that's hot seeing

0:52:40.680 --> 0:52:43.160
<v Speaker 1>and it's hot when a guy who knows things about

0:52:43.280 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 1>things that is doing things. I'm like, you're going to

0:52:45.280 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 1>med school. I don't know that. I actually rewound that moment.

0:52:49.719 --> 0:52:52.480
<v Speaker 1>I had to pause it. I was gonna immediately rewind,

0:52:52.560 --> 0:52:54.879
<v Speaker 1>and I rewound it and pause it and was like, yeah,

0:52:56.200 --> 0:52:58.480
<v Speaker 1>it's literally was like, it's really hot when a guy

0:52:58.560 --> 0:53:02.799
<v Speaker 1>who knows, who knows, who knows things about things, doing

0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:05.560
<v Speaker 1>things about things. That's what she said. It's hot when

0:53:05.600 --> 0:53:07.879
<v Speaker 1>guys who know things about things are doing things about things.

0:53:08.000 --> 0:53:11.279
<v Speaker 1>Seven years college years of college seven years seven years?

0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Was that her? No, that's yeah, she's going she's about

0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:17.960
<v Speaker 1>to do six years and yeah, so then they go

0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:26.640
<v Speaker 1>shopping associates, it's not six years because she's going for

0:53:26.719 --> 0:53:29.640
<v Speaker 1>a PhD. It's six years because she says things like

0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:31.399
<v Speaker 1>as hot when the guys who knows things about things

0:53:31.480 --> 0:53:34.360
<v Speaker 1>isn't doing things about so he takes her to ports,

0:53:34.480 --> 0:53:37.560
<v Speaker 1>he takes her shopping. I would have much rather had

0:53:38.400 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 1>the Rachel Zoe shopping spree. They couldn't. It was like

0:53:41.360 --> 0:53:44.879
<v Speaker 1>it was almost like, welcome to Eileen Fisher. You want

0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:47.840
<v Speaker 1>to boxy like sensible, he like, and he was like

0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 1>even making fun of the jackets, like, look at this

0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:52.799
<v Speaker 1>dumb boxing jacket. So they found her a black car.

0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:55.279
<v Speaker 1>She was keeter in her little red dress, but he

0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:57.600
<v Speaker 1>put her in the black cocktail dress. He's like, oh,

0:54:00.120 --> 0:54:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to spool you. It's like, oh, it's so gross.

0:54:02.800 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 1>And then they like zoomed, you know, they did that

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:07.239
<v Speaker 1>cut on her feet and she was like stumbling up.

0:54:08.960 --> 0:54:13.000
<v Speaker 1>So I wrote that walking so awkwardly in the dress.

0:54:13.080 --> 0:54:15.400
<v Speaker 1>She was like the she came out hot, she came

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:17.400
<v Speaker 1>out holly. She really wanted to have a good time,

0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:19.200
<v Speaker 1>but she almost it was almost too much. She was

0:54:19.239 --> 0:54:20.920
<v Speaker 1>too much. She couldn't he right. She had to. She

0:54:21.040 --> 0:54:23.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, I feel like that's how you fill on

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:26.560
<v Speaker 1>the inside at all times. But I've learned how to

0:54:26.719 --> 0:54:30.080
<v Speaker 1>like calm it down a little bit. It's really really,

0:54:30.520 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 1>do you have social anxiety? Do you have social anxiety?

0:54:33.719 --> 0:54:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Do you? Oh? God, that's why I only come here.

0:54:36.719 --> 0:54:38.440
<v Speaker 1>This is the only time I leave. You're welcome to

0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:40.719
<v Speaker 1>the club, then we this is this is the only

0:54:40.800 --> 0:54:44.600
<v Speaker 1>place I come. You're you know. I was driving here

0:54:44.600 --> 0:54:47.839
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm sorry, I'm just like I've

0:54:47.880 --> 0:54:50.839
<v Speaker 1>been driving for I don't know how I'll come get

0:54:50.880 --> 0:54:53.239
<v Speaker 1>you next time, I'll just come pick you up. Swing through,

0:54:53.440 --> 0:54:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll come get you. I'll come get you. Yeah, I'll

0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:58.680
<v Speaker 1>come get you. Know. But the idea, the idea of

0:54:58.960 --> 0:55:03.560
<v Speaker 1>um them on that the Jacqueline and Ari shopping spree

0:55:03.800 --> 0:55:08.560
<v Speaker 1>was actually the most connection, like genuine like banter. I've

0:55:08.600 --> 0:55:10.480
<v Speaker 1>seen him half of a person that didn't feel contrived.

0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:12.920
<v Speaker 1>It actually when he was just like making fun of

0:55:13.000 --> 0:55:14.800
<v Speaker 1>the thing, and when I felt like he knew that

0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:17.600
<v Speaker 1>he was talking to a person and was talking to her,

0:55:17.680 --> 0:55:19.600
<v Speaker 1>not just saying things in general, and it could be

0:55:19.640 --> 0:55:22.800
<v Speaker 1>any girl. Yeah, you're right. She she she was like,

0:55:22.840 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried. I feel like she was very articulate. She

0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:28.279
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm worried that I'm an experiment. I look

0:55:28.320 --> 0:55:29.640
<v Speaker 1>at her because because she was like, I have no

0:55:29.760 --> 0:55:31.319
<v Speaker 1>fashion sense, and I looked at her, and I thought,

0:55:31.400 --> 0:55:33.759
<v Speaker 1>that's accurate. And then you see, if you put her

0:55:33.800 --> 0:55:36.239
<v Speaker 1>through the machine, she should actually become beautiful, like a

0:55:36.320 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 1>mall clooney. Like watching her, I'm like, you gave her

0:55:39.200 --> 0:55:42.719
<v Speaker 1>just twint, like like she's got beautifulized. I actually feel

0:55:42.719 --> 0:55:46.239
<v Speaker 1>like you could style her and make her be such

0:55:46.280 --> 0:55:48.239
<v Speaker 1>a debbie, could style her and make her be such

0:55:48.280 --> 0:55:50.600
<v Speaker 1>a fucking fox. You don't want that. I could sell her.

0:55:50.640 --> 0:55:57.759
<v Speaker 1>I want to. Oh my god, I wish I look

0:55:57.800 --> 0:56:00.239
<v Speaker 1>goodness suit. I could do a jumpsuit. I could do

0:56:00.239 --> 0:56:02.040
<v Speaker 1>a one piece jump You look great in the rumpy

0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:05.799
<v Speaker 1>jump suits. It's gotta be a one that. It's gotta

0:56:05.840 --> 0:56:08.879
<v Speaker 1>be a high waisted one. We've had this conversation about

0:56:08.920 --> 0:56:11.560
<v Speaker 1>our bodies. And I'm shortwaisted. You're lucky. That's I'm very

0:56:11.600 --> 0:56:15.480
<v Speaker 1>You're lucky because I mean you're leggy. Yeah, I'm not

0:56:15.560 --> 0:56:20.799
<v Speaker 1>necessarily Gigi add not shortwaisted, also leggy. Well you want

0:56:20.960 --> 0:56:26.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm long waisted, short leggy. Interesting, Yeah, and that's

0:56:26.080 --> 0:56:28.239
<v Speaker 1>why it looks the A line the highway. It's gotta

0:56:28.239 --> 0:56:30.959
<v Speaker 1>be a highway. It's got to be an A line. Um. Also, okay,

0:56:31.040 --> 0:56:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I just have a quick question. Talk to me, Debbie Ryan. Okay, great, So, sorry,

0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:37.160
<v Speaker 1>when he goes back to Scottsdale, he's not going to

0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:39.800
<v Speaker 1>be wearing suits. I know, he's a real stort. He's not.

0:56:40.160 --> 0:56:42.759
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna be wearing espradrills and probably linen pants and

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:45.880
<v Speaker 1>like a T shirt like led Zeppelin T shirts. So,

0:56:46.080 --> 0:56:49.920
<v Speaker 1>like my question is yes, Debbie Ryan when they're getting

0:56:49.960 --> 0:56:52.400
<v Speaker 1>these makeovers and need to be like strutting in ballgowns, Like,

0:56:52.640 --> 0:56:55.040
<v Speaker 1>is this actually applicable to what their life will look like? Like?

0:56:55.200 --> 0:56:57.040
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't actually have to be able to work a

0:56:57.120 --> 0:57:01.680
<v Speaker 1>ballgown for her Scottsdale life. Like she's you know, it's fine,

0:57:01.760 --> 0:57:04.359
<v Speaker 1>She's fine. Yeah, it's all a fantasy, it's not real.

0:57:05.280 --> 0:57:08.600
<v Speaker 1>They usually wear and what you have, they usually wear.

0:57:10.200 --> 0:57:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Cold shoulder rompers is what they usually wear, really sure rompers,

0:57:14.360 --> 0:57:18.000
<v Speaker 1>sort of like what Lauren b wore, a short romper

0:57:18.200 --> 0:57:21.720
<v Speaker 1>so it can um and it's usually off the shoulder

0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 1>is what they wear. And it's floral. It's floral. It's

0:57:25.240 --> 0:57:28.760
<v Speaker 1>a floral. No, no, no, on the show. On the show.

0:57:29.640 --> 0:57:34.760
<v Speaker 1>On the show. So then she then they go, he

0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:37.200
<v Speaker 1>goes I. She says, I'm worried that I'm an experiment.

0:57:37.720 --> 0:57:40.360
<v Speaker 1>And then he said, which was actually, I think the

0:57:40.400 --> 0:57:42.920
<v Speaker 1>most honest thing. He said, I was worried you were

0:57:43.080 --> 0:57:45.320
<v Speaker 1>too intelligent for me. It's like, oh he knows he's

0:57:45.360 --> 0:57:48.640
<v Speaker 1>a dummy. Yeah he knows. And then he's a jock.

0:57:48.720 --> 0:57:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean really, I mean race car drivers are still jocks. Yeah,

0:57:51.720 --> 0:57:54.880
<v Speaker 1>jocks are great people. They do great things with their sports. Yeah,

0:57:54.880 --> 0:57:58.640
<v Speaker 1>but not not not always, not always the smartest tools.

0:57:59.160 --> 0:58:03.840
<v Speaker 1>So Ashed a lot, a lot hasn't affected his brain, Like,

0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you're right, he's probably had a few concussions. He might

0:58:06.200 --> 0:58:08.240
<v Speaker 1>have been. I haven't seen him on the season of

0:58:08.280 --> 0:58:10.520
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelotte that he was on like seventeen years ago.

0:58:11.280 --> 0:58:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I saw him there. He wasn't. He wasn't. I watched

0:58:13.600 --> 0:58:15.960
<v Speaker 1>it recently. So he said, I would just have worried

0:58:16.160 --> 0:58:19.280
<v Speaker 1>about how I would interest you. And then he says

0:58:19.360 --> 0:58:22.800
<v Speaker 1>I haven't And then she says, I haven't completed my education.

0:58:22.840 --> 0:58:24.920
<v Speaker 1>I have six more years to get my PhD. And

0:58:24.960 --> 0:58:27.680
<v Speaker 1>then he said this just made me so angry. I

0:58:27.720 --> 0:58:30.920
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want you to not explore your dreams. She said that,

0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:33.400
<v Speaker 1>and then yeah, and then he says, I don't see

0:58:33.800 --> 0:58:37.720
<v Speaker 1>how um, I don't see her dreams, her ambitions and

0:58:37.840 --> 0:58:43.200
<v Speaker 1>dreams as a hindrance, just an obstacle. Fuck you, It's

0:58:43.280 --> 0:58:46.560
<v Speaker 1>like her ambitions and dreams are an obstacle. How about

0:58:47.160 --> 0:58:49.160
<v Speaker 1>how about if you love somebody you want them to

0:58:49.240 --> 0:58:50.680
<v Speaker 1>do there? How about a woman kind of a job,

0:58:50.720 --> 0:58:57.480
<v Speaker 1>how about move out of Scottsdale. Yeah you're not really raised? Yeah, yeah,

0:58:57.560 --> 0:58:59.880
<v Speaker 1>he just wants to go on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah,

0:59:00.000 --> 0:59:04.000
<v Speaker 1>you're like, yeah, that was that was weird because I

0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:07.680
<v Speaker 1>thought because I thought like throughout that entire thing, she

0:59:07.840 --> 0:59:09.720
<v Speaker 1>was like, I mean, I'm going to school, I have

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<v Speaker 1>like six more years and doing this thing. And she

0:59:11.600 --> 0:59:13.520
<v Speaker 1>goes the first he goes, I think you were too

0:59:13.560 --> 0:59:16.120
<v Speaker 1>intelligent for me, And the look on her face was priceless,

0:59:16.240 --> 0:59:19.640
<v Speaker 1>because she for sure was and she was like up

0:59:20.960 --> 0:59:23.960
<v Speaker 1>and then just like didn't say anything about it. She left.

0:59:23.960 --> 0:59:27.640
<v Speaker 1>It was like, well, it's quilt. I'm staying to the girl,

0:59:27.880 --> 0:59:29.440
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you don't like me, and she's like,

0:59:33.000 --> 0:59:35.959
<v Speaker 1>and you feel that? And then and then's what he says,

0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're smarter than me. She's like, yeah,

0:59:39.320 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 1>you feel that, huh okay. And then and then he

0:59:43.120 --> 0:59:44.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, I just I would never want you to

0:59:44.520 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 1>have to give up your passions and give up your dreams,

0:59:46.560 --> 0:59:48.520
<v Speaker 1>and I just think it wouldn't be unfair. And when

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<v Speaker 1>he grabs the rose and was like, I don't want

0:59:50.920 --> 0:59:53.240
<v Speaker 1>you to have to choose and do their thing. At

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<v Speaker 1>no point throughout this journey was she like no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Like all I can postpone that. She's like, no, I'm

0:59:58.320 --> 1:00:01.240
<v Speaker 1>going to school. Yeah, hey, asshole, I'm enrolled. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was never on the table. You're the one who talked

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<v Speaker 1>about me not going to school. Yeah, he was like that,

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, I dated a woman who I once

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<v Speaker 1>stated a woman who had dreams, and I saw that

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<v Speaker 1>he was like I once stated, a woman who had

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<v Speaker 1>ambitions and dreams, and I always felt badly because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want her to put it. It's like, so why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you fucking let her go for her dreams? Asshole?

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<v Speaker 1>And then she got pregnant because I and then I

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<v Speaker 1>left every story and then she got her pregnant. That's

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<v Speaker 1>his only story. And then I got the black Widow car.

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<v Speaker 1>I crashed it again. So then they have they they

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<v Speaker 1>have they show up at the Mulan. They show up

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<v Speaker 1>as some weird like doll factory for their final What

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<v Speaker 1>was that? What was that some mannequin palace tea is

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<v Speaker 1>in a crazy share circle nineteen sixty eight jumpsuit that

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<v Speaker 1>she must have gotten it fifty sways of grace. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't if she's doing it so great? Um grace rate

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<v Speaker 1>And then they so then Chelsea got cut. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>we did not see that coming. Didn't see that coming.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have no Chelsea, no Crystal. The villains are gone. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, I think Becca. I think someone's gonna turn

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<v Speaker 1>pretty nasty. Who who's gonna know? Becca's an obvious who's

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<v Speaker 1>the quiet one? Laurens I was thinking, yeah, you're right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Becca through shade about So Lauren goes off. She starts

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<v Speaker 1>talking to a faithless producer. Okay, so then he announces

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<v Speaker 1>that they're going to Tuscany, and Becca, who's screen time, like,

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<v Speaker 1>pops her face into the one single, Oh my God,

1:01:50.480 --> 1:01:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I love wine and her lashes are fluttering like birds

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<v Speaker 1>of prey. And then there's like they already robotic. Lauren

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<v Speaker 1>b literally like system shut down and almost are like

1:02:02.520 --> 1:02:05.920
<v Speaker 1>robs got that, and then she walked out and she

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<v Speaker 1>got she she confessed she got angry. The shot of

1:02:09.280 --> 1:02:11.600
<v Speaker 1>her I've been feeling uncomfortable by what did she say?

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<v Speaker 1>She said? She said, she confessed she got angry. She

1:02:15.080 --> 1:02:18.280
<v Speaker 1>got angry. She said, I got I I Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>did I not write it down? I got he piste

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<v Speaker 1>off by the smallest things. And then and then Becca goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a ship ster and then she said that. Look

1:02:29.240 --> 1:02:32.480
<v Speaker 1>she she said about Lauren B glad you got a

1:02:32.680 --> 1:02:36.600
<v Speaker 1>rose not next week, Like basically she was talking about

1:02:37.200 --> 1:02:39.280
<v Speaker 1>she saw the reaction from Laura B. And was like

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<v Speaker 1>immediately ship stirring it to the other girls. But Laura

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<v Speaker 1>B was like, I got Piste off because she saw

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<v Speaker 1>him go off with Jacqueline and she couldn't handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I just want these girls to be gone

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<v Speaker 1>so I can be with my dud man. They're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of perfect for each other there too, Vanilla. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>thought that there was a point in their date after

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<v Speaker 1>when no words were spoke and they walked off together,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, maybe she's the one for him. Why

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<v Speaker 1>isn't I? They can just both not do things not

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<v Speaker 1>to silence. Wasn't at the tail end when they were

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<v Speaker 1>dancing in front of Peter Pan, Oh my god, I

1:03:06.640 --> 1:03:13.960
<v Speaker 1>can't when that woman that Debbie style beautifully and the

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<v Speaker 1>men's outfit with like Peter Pan cap and they were

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<v Speaker 1>actually dancing by like actually like a real moment, Like

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<v Speaker 1>clearly they didn't hire this. It wasn't a little Friend,

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't Lanko the band Lanko didn't know. It wasn't

1:03:26.600 --> 1:03:34.360
<v Speaker 1>Genial R. It was a ten R and what do

1:03:34.440 --> 1:03:39.800
<v Speaker 1>you know it was? It was Julie the girl. I

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<v Speaker 1>love her and in that moment she said a lyric.

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<v Speaker 1>So then they go through next week. We had previews

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<v Speaker 1>for the whole season. We have a guy showing up,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a proposal, there's tears, there's that's my woman that

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<v Speaker 1>I should be proposing to, Three angry dads, my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>off like yeahed with my daughter. Yeah, there wasn't a

1:04:09.920 --> 1:04:13.880
<v Speaker 1>black dad. Maybe he's nice, Maybe he's the nice one.

1:04:13.960 --> 1:04:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there we got the show like three angry men.

1:04:16.600 --> 1:04:19.200
<v Speaker 1>There's three angry white down. So it's four that have

1:04:19.320 --> 1:04:22.560
<v Speaker 1>hometown or at hometown and three get boned. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna name names. I'm not gonna say who,

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<v Speaker 1>but the best piece of gossip we ever got was

1:04:28.760 --> 1:04:31.480
<v Speaker 1>from a sound person who worked on the show. And

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<v Speaker 1>in Fantasy Threats and it don't mean anything to you,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was once in Fantasy three. They basically go

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<v Speaker 1>to like they go to like a like a secrets resort,

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<v Speaker 1>or they go to like some sandals, some like lovers

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<v Speaker 1>get Away, Yeah, like b J's, Like they go to

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<v Speaker 1>some like horn like you want to fucking Mexico. You

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<v Speaker 1>come to secrets, so they basically go and they basically

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<v Speaker 1>get to hump everybody. And there was what I found

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<v Speaker 1>allegedly allegedly and I will not name names, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, there was one season where one of the

1:05:03.640 --> 1:05:06.040
<v Speaker 1>girls was so sexy and I was like, oh, well,

1:05:06.880 --> 1:05:08.840
<v Speaker 1>he must have just boned her all night. He was like, no,

1:05:09.280 --> 1:05:11.960
<v Speaker 1>she gave a really bad hand job. The other one

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<v Speaker 1>was just like they had very platonic sex, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>the one who won. And then the third one sixty

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<v Speaker 1>nine him and he couldn't stop talking about it. He'd

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<v Speaker 1>never done it, and they couldn't stop talking about sixty

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<v Speaker 1>nine to like the whole crew, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>because mine was blown. And then he got sixty nine

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<v Speaker 1>like at one of these resorts, and it was like

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't win, but it was like it's like seared

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<v Speaker 1>in his brain that he got sixty nine. Like, and

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that I heard that from like a sound

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<v Speaker 1>person is the best thing they do actually record. How

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<v Speaker 1>would they know that because he was telling all the

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<v Speaker 1>crew he was so sighted, like he was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, he knew that it was like a bad

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<v Speaker 1>hand job, straight up like sort of vanilla sex. And

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<v Speaker 1>then somebody threw down with the sixty nine and like,

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<v Speaker 1>because mine is blown, but it was like too racy

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<v Speaker 1>to be with Masteria never never married the sixty nine. Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll always dream about her, but you'll never put a road.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the name of the episode. Oh, it's just sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>We might not be allowed too. It's so good. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I'll ask Katie it's so good, Oh sixty nine

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<v Speaker 1>or never theirs if he goes straight to the sixth

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<v Speaker 1>and that's your ace in the whole. That's your equivalent

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<v Speaker 1>of one time I got a girl pregnant? Dude. Um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>before we get to tweet of the weeks and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>what do we need to say? This is your safe place?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you need to say about what are your

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<v Speaker 1>overall Debbie? Are you glad you're watching the season? I'm

1:06:51.040 --> 1:06:54.760
<v Speaker 1>still glad I'm watching this. Um I didn't. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize like until you and I had discussed it, and

1:06:57.120 --> 1:06:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know, I'm gonna start watching

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<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor whatever. The season, Like every single person that

1:07:01.840 --> 1:07:05.360
<v Speaker 1>responded well were people whose like opinions I actually really respect,

1:07:05.440 --> 1:07:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, yeah, it was people who like, I'm so

1:07:08.520 --> 1:07:12.560
<v Speaker 1>interested in this like human experiment. That's the thing. I'm

1:07:12.600 --> 1:07:14.480
<v Speaker 1>so fascinated with it, and so I'm so bad I'm watching.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really learning a lot. I will you please come

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<v Speaker 1>be part of the team and do this again. I

1:07:18.400 --> 1:07:20.960
<v Speaker 1>would love to literally anytime. I'll just show up with snacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Next week, Oh my god, please come, please come. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Ellen, we gotta be able to We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go up Elan, if you're listening, take us to whatever wineries.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess all the all the giveaway vacations. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh it, it's so alright. And Becca, we need it.

1:07:38.240 --> 1:07:40.520
<v Speaker 1>We need Becka and Kendall. Your mission is to crack

1:07:40.600 --> 1:07:42.440
<v Speaker 1>back at and Kendall and bring them back to this

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<v Speaker 1>comic bookstore. Bye bye bye. Next Tuesday, I will have

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<v Speaker 1>course wanted with one of them. That is my promise.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I'll buy everyone dinner. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>have some friends. I want you to know. I've cracked

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<v Speaker 1>into the empire too, so like I've cracked in so

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, you're friends with well, I'm friends with A.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm deep in. So when when you deeper and you

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<v Speaker 1>get you'll know this is you got to come play

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<v Speaker 1>with us. That's something it's so fucking fun. Okay, will

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<v Speaker 1>you help us vote on tweet of the week. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so here we go. Here are five tweets of the

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<v Speaker 1>week I sent Anna. There's so many, There's been so

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<v Speaker 1>many good ones. So you can just tweet at me

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<v Speaker 1>at Arta marine A R D E n M y

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<v Speaker 1>R I n UM and hashtag w y A t R. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>during my sushi lunch, I was like, I'm gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>a minute to go through something. She got work as

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<v Speaker 1>you're there on the first one is from air Recca.

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<v Speaker 1>The woman on the bridge is the most famous musician

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<v Speaker 1>they've ever had on The Bachelor. That's amazing that. This

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<v Speaker 1>one is from at Becca French, which is at Birkie Becca.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing we know about already so far realtor

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<v Speaker 1>from Scottsdale, something about race cars and he has seen

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<v Speaker 1>cheese before. We did learn that about him in this

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<v Speaker 1>episode that he has seen cheese. This is from Jill

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<v Speaker 1>Hammond's Miracles Do Happen? The Patriots lost the Super Bowl

1:09:16.560 --> 1:09:21.400
<v Speaker 1>and Crystal finally went home. Truly. Yeah, this is from

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<v Speaker 1>This is actually a two for there's two people nominated

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<v Speaker 1>in one tweet. This is from Suzanne Bees at Mrs

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<v Speaker 1>Tumnus Lauren B. The B is for boring, and then

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<v Speaker 1>stand up Philosopher replied Becca M. The M is for missing.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait till we get to the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the season. If finally, if she did when he did it,

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<v Speaker 1>because I need to know what the funk happened with

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<v Speaker 1>that week. Think I wouldn't be surprised if he chose

1:09:55.840 --> 1:09:57.280
<v Speaker 1>her and she was like, no, you know what, you

1:09:57.320 --> 1:09:59.040
<v Speaker 1>were right the whole time, not trying to get married,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks so much, gonna go to a weed farm until there,

1:10:01.840 --> 1:10:05.960
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be surprised. This is from Amelia Lembeck at on Peede. Amelia, Oh,

1:10:06.400 --> 1:10:09.160
<v Speaker 1>jack Lynn doesn't have a flexible schedule and does have

1:10:09.320 --> 1:10:14.840
<v Speaker 1>a personality too big. No nos in Orie, And I'm

1:10:14.840 --> 1:10:16.599
<v Speaker 1>going to say I think it's just a clear cut winner.

1:10:17.320 --> 1:10:20.440
<v Speaker 1>I think we have Susanne B and stand up Philosopher

1:10:20.520 --> 1:10:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Lauren B. The bs for boring, followed by Becca M.

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<v Speaker 1>The ms were missing, so good. Um. We also have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of emails. I will just say this right now,

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<v Speaker 1>did anyone ever find modeling photos of Chelsea? Now that

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<v Speaker 1>no one ever found modeling photos and people have looked

1:10:38.760 --> 1:10:41.719
<v Speaker 1>for what the tattoo is that's all over our side.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm gonna say, I'm gonna guess at some

1:10:43.960 --> 1:10:45.960
<v Speaker 1>point they're probably going to be in a hot tub.

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<v Speaker 1>You will get a present whoever can photograph and tell

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<v Speaker 1>me what the fund is tattooed on his side. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a theory that um Chelsea was like a catalog model.

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<v Speaker 1>I think her friend probably worked at a photo studio

1:11:01.400 --> 1:11:08.840
<v Speaker 1>in Maine. In Maine and hey, yeah, you're a hand bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, and it's like turtlenecks and like feet warmers,

1:11:14.120 --> 1:11:18.040
<v Speaker 1>a Brookstone model. Oh no no no LV and lvy

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<v Speaker 1>no the American Airline sky Oh like a six footel

1:11:25.479 --> 1:11:27.880
<v Speaker 1>garden yetti, which is like the best. So this is

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<v Speaker 1>so we got an email Rose Podcast at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Stephanie Hackett. Thanks for the birthday shout

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<v Speaker 1>out high Art and I didn't think anything could top

1:11:35.560 --> 1:11:37.960
<v Speaker 1>the experience of finding out I'd pass my peach to

1:11:38.160 --> 1:11:41.240
<v Speaker 1>qualifying exam while listening to Will accept this Rose podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Double the Joy. But then you and Aaron gave me

1:11:43.240 --> 1:11:46.400
<v Speaker 1>a birthday shout out during your February second podcast, Be

1:11:46.520 --> 1:11:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Still My Heart. Um. I was starting uh to find

1:11:52.160 --> 1:11:55.400
<v Speaker 1>the whole Batchelor universe majorly depressing, but the podcast has

1:11:55.640 --> 1:11:57.720
<v Speaker 1>was brought into my life. It was a breath of

1:11:57.800 --> 1:11:59.479
<v Speaker 1>fresh air. Every week. It makes my heart saying and

1:11:59.479 --> 1:12:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I find myself totally cracking up on the four or

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<v Speaker 1>five six train, which, let's be honest, is a nearer impossibility.

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<v Speaker 1>Never stop. Thank you Stephanie, Well, Stephanie, thanks for emailing in.

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<v Speaker 1>And we appreciate the people who like us on iTunes.

1:12:11.479 --> 1:12:13.880
<v Speaker 1>And here is a here was a review. Here was

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<v Speaker 1>two reviews that we got five stars. No more Lava

1:12:17.479 --> 1:12:22.080
<v Speaker 1>and Hyena. This is from I'm a Delicate Flower. Don't

1:12:22.120 --> 1:12:25.240
<v Speaker 1>you don't even insult my podcast. It's like we're insulting

1:12:25.320 --> 1:12:29.080
<v Speaker 1>my baby. Um, alright, this one is from five Stars.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, make it bigger. My eyes are bad, Okay,

1:12:33.040 --> 1:12:35.519
<v Speaker 1>laugh out loud, funny, Katie freaking hilarious. I'm not really

1:12:35.520 --> 1:12:37.559
<v Speaker 1>interested in watching the Batchelor anymore, but I keep up

1:12:37.600 --> 1:12:40.320
<v Speaker 1>with it purely because this podcast is so hilarious and

1:12:40.439 --> 1:12:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I love listening to it. Um. It's so telling. You

1:12:43.320 --> 1:12:45.040
<v Speaker 1>could tell they're having fun and making each other laughs,

1:12:45.080 --> 1:12:48.160
<v Speaker 1>and it's infectious. So thank you guys. We will be

1:12:48.560 --> 1:12:52.559
<v Speaker 1>in Austin. Texas the weekend of April twenty UM at

1:12:52.640 --> 1:12:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Moontower Comedy Festival. We don't have the actual slot yet,

1:12:56.200 --> 1:12:58.479
<v Speaker 1>but we'll all be there. Maybe Debbie Ryan will be

1:12:58.880 --> 1:13:01.040
<v Speaker 1>tweeting out an Airbnb and we'll all be God, that'd

1:13:01.080 --> 1:13:04.200
<v Speaker 1>be fun if we were all there with Becca. We

1:13:04.240 --> 1:13:06.560
<v Speaker 1>got this. Let's make that happen. There's gotta be a

1:13:06.600 --> 1:13:08.599
<v Speaker 1>week that we could get sponsored and get the fucking

1:13:08.640 --> 1:13:12.800
<v Speaker 1>somebody would house us of our social media influencers to

1:13:12.960 --> 1:13:15.880
<v Speaker 1>post about the Airbnb. Right right, there's one. We got this.

1:13:16.120 --> 1:13:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Here we go. You've you've got like five that is that?

1:13:20.800 --> 1:13:23.479
<v Speaker 1>How that works? Though? That like it's one person's Airbnb

1:13:23.640 --> 1:13:26.080
<v Speaker 1>or Airbnb in general, and Airbnb gives one. Maybe we

1:13:26.120 --> 1:13:28.800
<v Speaker 1>could get one giant Airbnb with all of us, with

1:13:28.920 --> 1:13:31.479
<v Speaker 1>the contestants. What would be the most appealing, Like do

1:13:31.560 --> 1:13:33.080
<v Speaker 1>we want like a big do we want to stay

1:13:33.160 --> 1:13:35.640
<v Speaker 1>with them? Do we want to? Yeah? Yeah, So we

1:13:35.720 --> 1:13:38.280
<v Speaker 1>want like a ten bedroom shitch up. We need like

1:13:38.320 --> 1:13:40.960
<v Speaker 1>a fucking house like McConaughey. We need like a ranch

1:13:41.040 --> 1:13:48.040
<v Speaker 1>by McConaughey. He's got like super excited. You know, Anna,

1:13:48.120 --> 1:13:50.680
<v Speaker 1>will you look into this? I feel like you're all right,

1:13:50.720 --> 1:13:54.280
<v Speaker 1>so we would we would need we would need us, Paget,

1:13:54.680 --> 1:13:57.760
<v Speaker 1>we would need like room for like five contestants. So

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<v Speaker 1>if we could get like an eight to ten edgem

1:14:00.479 --> 1:14:04.280
<v Speaker 1>house and we could have like poor influencers treated out

1:14:13.520 --> 1:14:15.800
<v Speaker 1>a cold shoulder tops. Oh my god, I gotta I

1:14:15.840 --> 1:14:18.000
<v Speaker 1>gotta get a wrong firm that'll set my tour so

1:14:18.280 --> 1:14:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I get the kind of vacies men were in the

1:14:20.040 --> 1:14:21.720
<v Speaker 1>twenties that come all the way up over my show.

1:14:21.920 --> 1:14:24.040
<v Speaker 1>You got a speedo from Paget, So what I'm gonna do?

1:14:24.040 --> 1:14:26.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do my blue speed open. Oh my god,

1:14:26.320 --> 1:14:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Aaron will fall in love. Aaron will and Paget will

1:14:29.320 --> 1:14:31.640
<v Speaker 1>both fall in love with Debbie. Oh ship, it'll be

1:14:31.680 --> 1:14:36.880
<v Speaker 1>a nightmare. I'm the new Bachelor. You would win. If

1:14:36.920 --> 1:14:38.760
<v Speaker 1>you went on, you would win. Oh my god, I

1:14:38.880 --> 1:14:41.599
<v Speaker 1>want to go on as is as an adult lady

1:14:41.680 --> 1:14:45.000
<v Speaker 1>and see how far I could make. Dude, I so

1:14:45.120 --> 1:14:46.920
<v Speaker 1>badly since I watched this, Like, I want to just

1:14:47.080 --> 1:14:51.799
<v Speaker 1>compile my insane friends and just have them all battle

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<v Speaker 1>for someone. Can we pick? Can we pick one? Do

1:14:54.160 --> 1:14:56.080
<v Speaker 1>you have one friend that we could could? They say?

1:14:56.120 --> 1:14:57.519
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a friend that you can nominate? Do

1:14:57.560 --> 1:15:00.519
<v Speaker 1>you have a friend, we can nominate. Oh, let's think

1:15:00.520 --> 1:15:03.120
<v Speaker 1>I have to thank you? Oh my friend, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's too bad. We can't nominate Michael Provo's so sweet.

1:15:08.240 --> 1:15:11.519
<v Speaker 1>He's too young. He's too young. My friend's Steph is perfect.

1:15:11.600 --> 1:15:14.040
<v Speaker 1>She's very smart. She's a very dark sense of humor,

1:15:14.439 --> 1:15:19.559
<v Speaker 1>which I love. She's um really makes like existentialism cute.

1:15:19.800 --> 1:15:22.519
<v Speaker 1>I drove up past the mansion in Malibu. I did

1:15:22.600 --> 1:15:25.599
<v Speaker 1>like a drive by. They all stayed like ten people

1:15:25.640 --> 1:15:28.360
<v Speaker 1>in one room. There's like four bunk babs. But then

1:15:28.479 --> 1:15:29.680
<v Speaker 1>but then you get to go out and you get

1:15:29.720 --> 1:15:32.479
<v Speaker 1>stuck in a houseboat in Paris. But like, but like

1:15:32.800 --> 1:15:35.519
<v Speaker 1>you gotta so, But my I have dreams. I really wish.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see how far I could get as

1:15:37.439 --> 1:15:40.559
<v Speaker 1>like an adult clown lady going in just to win

1:15:40.640 --> 1:15:43.519
<v Speaker 1>a heart in my fucking mullet skirt, and someone's like, Hi, yes,

1:15:43.560 --> 1:15:45.840
<v Speaker 1>of course I'll accept this rose. And then he's like ardent,

1:15:45.960 --> 1:15:53.120
<v Speaker 1>and you're like that artist, I'm a kind artist. You're

1:15:53.160 --> 1:15:56.519
<v Speaker 1>welcome and thank you. You would make it far as

1:15:56.560 --> 1:15:58.519
<v Speaker 1>a producer pick because you would be good TV. Oh

1:15:58.560 --> 1:16:01.040
<v Speaker 1>my god, oh yeah, and I be at least amusic.

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<v Speaker 1>I would watch the hell out of you. I feel

1:16:03.000 --> 1:16:04.760
<v Speaker 1>like I could. I don't think i'd make it to

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<v Speaker 1>Hometown Days, although if they found out about my family,

1:16:07.240 --> 1:16:09.439
<v Speaker 1>they might want to to have gone. But like I

1:16:09.600 --> 1:16:11.560
<v Speaker 1>feel like but like I feel like I would have

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<v Speaker 1>made it. I feel like I would have been grinded,

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<v Speaker 1>like dry humped against the wall a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know if i'd actually have like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a hand up a shirt or like any pants removed.

1:16:20.920 --> 1:16:24.519
<v Speaker 1>You're not like backwards on a jet ski like her

1:16:24.680 --> 1:16:28.679
<v Speaker 1>urso was so long, she towered over like an alley restaurant.

1:16:28.720 --> 1:16:32.800
<v Speaker 1>I could get like grinded against alley wall. Think you

1:16:32.960 --> 1:16:35.640
<v Speaker 1>guys like Jenna, like Jenna just got kicked off and

1:16:35.680 --> 1:16:39.040
<v Speaker 1>you're like, she's only there because she's insane. Jenna was dancing.

1:16:39.600 --> 1:16:42.880
<v Speaker 1>She also looked like Morgan Fairchild. She looks she like

1:16:43.160 --> 1:16:47.880
<v Speaker 1>forty eight like her like crazy grows her her botox

1:16:47.920 --> 1:16:52.040
<v Speaker 1>and her eyebrows were like crazy. Um yeah, Jenna. From

1:16:52.080 --> 1:16:53.479
<v Speaker 1>the very beginning with someone that I was like, what

1:16:53.760 --> 1:16:56.280
<v Speaker 1>what what do you do? Yeah? Did Jenna massage's feet?

1:16:56.280 --> 1:16:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Was that general? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah crazy?

1:16:58.320 --> 1:17:00.840
<v Speaker 1>And then she and then she grinded him and he

1:17:00.920 --> 1:17:03.280
<v Speaker 1>had new idea what she did. Yeah, none of us,

1:17:03.520 --> 1:17:05.799
<v Speaker 1>none of us had any idea. And then she grinded

1:17:05.880 --> 1:17:07.599
<v Speaker 1>that's right, and she did like that poem for him

1:17:08.400 --> 1:17:10.760
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, am I am I crazy? He's like

1:17:10.880 --> 1:17:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, and You're like, I'm dry hopping you

1:17:15.040 --> 1:17:17.000
<v Speaker 1>and he's like it was like almost the closest to

1:17:17.040 --> 1:17:20.040
<v Speaker 1>penetration we've never seen. She's in there at the caravan.

1:17:20.360 --> 1:17:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any questions? He's like, I don't think that.

1:17:24.200 --> 1:17:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I passed my meal to exam. I crashed the car

1:17:27.479 --> 1:17:33.760
<v Speaker 1>gotta go pregnant. I like, jee, wow, that's amazing. I

1:17:33.960 --> 1:17:36.680
<v Speaker 1>sleep a lot and where card against You're young, but

1:17:36.840 --> 1:17:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I got a bar oh in sixty nine and never

1:17:41.160 --> 1:17:48.360
<v Speaker 1>the bro Oh my god. Okay, so Na, your mission

1:17:48.520 --> 1:17:50.360
<v Speaker 1>is this the weekend of April twenty. If you need

1:17:50.400 --> 1:17:52.960
<v Speaker 1>to get us a baller mansion, we'll give him like

1:17:53.040 --> 1:17:55.960
<v Speaker 1>three kick ass tweets and we all and we'll bring

1:17:56.040 --> 1:18:00.479
<v Speaker 1>go cross three kick ass three tweets, three tweets, and

1:18:01.280 --> 1:18:04.320
<v Speaker 1>well say, I'm we got it. We got we need Becca,

1:18:04.880 --> 1:18:09.439
<v Speaker 1>we need Kendall, and then uh we need I. Actually

1:18:09.560 --> 1:18:13.479
<v Speaker 1>I feel like uh, I would love to just sit

1:18:13.520 --> 1:18:16.040
<v Speaker 1>and have a conversation with c Yeah, like I would

1:18:16.040 --> 1:18:18.479
<v Speaker 1>love to hear her perspective of the whole thing. She

1:18:18.560 --> 1:18:23.559
<v Speaker 1>feels like she doesn't good at it. Um, stay tuned

1:18:23.680 --> 1:18:26.840
<v Speaker 1>is now where there's a little convo of me and

1:18:27.040 --> 1:18:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Anna and Rob talking about our time in San Francisco.

1:18:30.560 --> 1:18:34.400
<v Speaker 1>It's it's a little bonus afterwards. But you, guys, Debbie Ryan,

1:18:35.479 --> 1:18:38.760
<v Speaker 1>you fucking stuck here. Landy, you were great. You just

1:18:38.920 --> 1:18:41.519
<v Speaker 1>do right in. You are a welcome member of the dribe.

1:18:42.120 --> 1:18:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Tell people where to follow you so they can keep

1:18:44.000 --> 1:18:48.200
<v Speaker 1>um on Twitter and Instagram, and Tom learn all the

1:18:48.240 --> 1:18:53.040
<v Speaker 1>places it's at. D E B b Y Ryan, Yes, Yeah,

1:18:53.120 --> 1:18:55.360
<v Speaker 1>and you what's your movie that's out the people rip

1:18:55.479 --> 1:18:58.320
<v Speaker 1>titles on Netflix. It's a cute little coming of age thing.

1:18:58.560 --> 1:19:01.000
<v Speaker 1>It's totally pure if you have kids. And then I

1:19:01.120 --> 1:19:03.160
<v Speaker 1>did a movie called every Day, which is gonna be

1:19:03.160 --> 1:19:05.519
<v Speaker 1>in theaters any second now. And the trailer from my

1:19:05.520 --> 1:19:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Melismacarthy movie Life of the Party just yesterday. I know,

1:19:10.360 --> 1:19:12.599
<v Speaker 1>die with Melismaccarthy. Yeah, but I'm not in the trailer,

1:19:12.640 --> 1:19:14.240
<v Speaker 1>so don't look for me. But it's called Life of

1:19:14.280 --> 1:19:16.439
<v Speaker 1>the Part, Life at the Party, and it's so funny

1:19:16.520 --> 1:19:19.240
<v Speaker 1>it's so funny. What do you play? I'm just a bitch.

1:19:19.320 --> 1:19:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm the bitch at college. When does this? When does

1:19:22.360 --> 1:19:24.920
<v Speaker 1>it come out? It comes out Mother's Day. That's so exciting.

1:19:24.960 --> 1:19:28.320
<v Speaker 1>I think that that's public information. I will be in

1:19:28.680 --> 1:19:32.639
<v Speaker 1>Alaska March. I'm doing a comedy tour up there at

1:19:32.640 --> 1:19:34.680
<v Speaker 1>the weekend of set Patrick's Day, which I think is

1:19:34.720 --> 1:19:38.240
<v Speaker 1>March seventeen. But most importantly, we'll be at Moontower with Debbie,

1:19:38.320 --> 1:19:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Ryan and Becca. They don't know us yet, but they're

1:19:42.120 --> 1:19:45.599
<v Speaker 1>gonna They're gonna love them. Instagram, Oh my god, Oh

1:19:45.680 --> 1:19:48.960
<v Speaker 1>my god. In conclusion, will you I'm so glad that

1:19:49.040 --> 1:19:51.439
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I feel like I came in, I

1:19:51.520 --> 1:19:54.080
<v Speaker 1>did an intervention, and I've I feel like I've made you.

1:19:54.640 --> 1:19:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I've brought something to your life. Debbie Ryan, Robert Benedict. Yes, ma'am,

1:19:57.960 --> 1:20:01.200
<v Speaker 1>you did it again. Thank you so such a oh

1:20:02.479 --> 1:20:06.840
<v Speaker 1>the most important song, Mark Rivers, shout out her Mark

1:20:06.920 --> 1:20:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Rivers this song. This is he and his wife grinding

1:20:10.240 --> 1:20:19.559
<v Speaker 1>in there like back house. What would you like? Oh

1:20:19.640 --> 1:20:21.400
<v Speaker 1>my god, if the person had a bridge was playing

1:20:21.479 --> 1:20:23.920
<v Speaker 1>this and she was wearing like a lady beret and

1:20:24.040 --> 1:20:27.719
<v Speaker 1>dressed like Peter pan if I wasn't grinded up against

1:20:27.760 --> 1:20:31.400
<v Speaker 1>a wall by a real chur in ten seconds to Lass,

1:20:31.520 --> 1:20:33.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I was getting. Also, like how

1:20:33.360 --> 1:20:36.200
<v Speaker 1>funny thing Becca m tweeted was did I black out

1:20:36.240 --> 1:20:38.800
<v Speaker 1>and play the guitar during Lauren and r stage? That's good,

1:20:39.200 --> 1:20:44.120
<v Speaker 1>that's funny. That's funny, funny. Okay, stay tuned for the

1:20:44.200 --> 1:20:48.920
<v Speaker 1>after show. Bye bye. Okay, this is Arden and we're

1:20:49.040 --> 1:20:51.040
<v Speaker 1>just dropping this and we're recording this. We're waiting for

1:20:51.120 --> 1:20:53.439
<v Speaker 1>Debbie Ryan show. This is a pre show. Okay, this

1:20:53.479 --> 1:20:56.960
<v Speaker 1>is a pre show. Um, Rob, yes are you you'd

1:20:57.040 --> 1:21:00.600
<v Speaker 1>never come to a live, a live podcast and you

1:21:01.320 --> 1:21:04.960
<v Speaker 1>came to sketch. It was unbelievable. Okay, tell me, tell

1:21:05.000 --> 1:21:06.880
<v Speaker 1>me everything. In my expectations, I don't know what I

1:21:06.960 --> 1:21:10.240
<v Speaker 1>was expecting other than just to have fun with you guys. Well,

1:21:10.280 --> 1:21:12.599
<v Speaker 1>I got a text from you, like the day before

1:21:12.680 --> 1:21:14.840
<v Speaker 1>you were like, wait, tell me, why are we staying

1:21:14.880 --> 1:21:16.840
<v Speaker 1>there Sunday night? Like you just wanted to get in

1:21:16.920 --> 1:21:19.120
<v Speaker 1>and you came as late as you possibly could and

1:21:19.240 --> 1:21:21.160
<v Speaker 1>you just wanted to do the show and go home.

1:21:21.200 --> 1:21:23.040
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, it's not I mean, the show is

1:21:23.320 --> 1:21:26.680
<v Speaker 1>so fun, but it's about the whole week. Yeah, and

1:21:26.760 --> 1:21:30.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm now I'm really glad that I stayed that extra night. Yeah. Yeah,

1:21:30.600 --> 1:21:34.479
<v Speaker 1>do you really broke it down with Jasmine? Did? I

1:21:34.520 --> 1:21:36.599
<v Speaker 1>wrote it down with Jasmine? So we so our show.

1:21:36.680 --> 1:21:38.760
<v Speaker 1>They were like, it was a full house. Thank you

1:21:38.840 --> 1:21:41.080
<v Speaker 1>to everyone who came out. It was amazing. I just

1:21:41.160 --> 1:21:42.800
<v Speaker 1>put my ring around because I told Debbie to text

1:21:42.840 --> 1:21:45.680
<v Speaker 1>me and it was a full you know that I

1:21:45.840 --> 1:21:48.160
<v Speaker 1>was freaky. I assumed nobody was going to come. Yeah,

1:21:48.200 --> 1:21:50.000
<v Speaker 1>you were in a panic the night before. Yeah, sure

1:21:50.160 --> 1:21:53.799
<v Speaker 1>you You had the sweats, yea a lot of sweats.

1:21:53.840 --> 1:21:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Then that morning, more sweats, a lot of sweating, and

1:21:56.920 --> 1:21:59.200
<v Speaker 1>you actually in sweats. I was in my sweats, a

1:21:59.360 --> 1:22:02.120
<v Speaker 1>lot of sweat. A lot of us. We did karaoke.

1:22:02.439 --> 1:22:05.400
<v Speaker 1>We combined to karaoke party. We had two we we

1:22:05.640 --> 1:22:08.360
<v Speaker 1>we busted two different karaoke parties. And you met Steve.

1:22:08.920 --> 1:22:10.519
<v Speaker 1>I met Steve Heightner and fell in love with him.

1:22:11.320 --> 1:22:14.680
<v Speaker 1>That's the best he behaved. My mom, See he's going

1:22:14.720 --> 1:22:16.960
<v Speaker 1>to marry and divorce. My mom is my mom's future

1:22:16.960 --> 1:22:20.120
<v Speaker 1>ex husband and Steve Heiner and she listens to all

1:22:20.120 --> 1:22:22.800
<v Speaker 1>the podcast she loves you, and she was like Steve

1:22:22.920 --> 1:22:25.559
<v Speaker 1>was really quiet, and I was like, Steve, it's such

1:22:25.640 --> 1:22:27.760
<v Speaker 1>a rascal that he doesn't know how to behave in

1:22:27.840 --> 1:22:31.400
<v Speaker 1>front of Millennium San Francisco, because he really just stopped

1:22:31.720 --> 1:22:35.320
<v Speaker 1>because he was so disgusting between there's no in between.

1:22:35.600 --> 1:22:38.280
<v Speaker 1>And if so, if he's here alone, if he's here,

1:22:38.439 --> 1:22:40.320
<v Speaker 1>he could just be free. If he gets too crazy,

1:22:40.360 --> 1:22:43.280
<v Speaker 1>we could edit it out. But he went too hard.

1:22:43.920 --> 1:22:46.360
<v Speaker 1>He went too hard at Outside Lands and now it's

1:22:46.400 --> 1:22:49.800
<v Speaker 1>also with hashtag times up and like like creepy uncle Steve.

1:22:51.000 --> 1:22:53.960
<v Speaker 1>They were already not feeling him, like in San Francisco,

1:22:54.240 --> 1:22:56.639
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like San Francisco doesn't allow

1:22:56.720 --> 1:23:01.720
<v Speaker 1>for disgusting yea like stop making and um. And so

1:23:02.000 --> 1:23:04.360
<v Speaker 1>he was aware the podcast what last an hour and

1:23:04.400 --> 1:23:06.599
<v Speaker 1>a half or something. We're on stage and I really

1:23:06.800 --> 1:23:08.400
<v Speaker 1>like have the thing. I felt like I was talking

1:23:08.400 --> 1:23:10.160
<v Speaker 1>a lot. I look over and he's not talking at all.

1:23:10.240 --> 1:23:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I thin because he didn't know what And then afterwards

1:23:12.160 --> 1:23:13.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you didn't talk a lot, and he's

1:23:13.439 --> 1:23:15.519
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, I just you know, with Outside Land, I

1:23:15.600 --> 1:23:18.360
<v Speaker 1>just felt like it was best. He really he really

1:23:18.439 --> 1:23:20.360
<v Speaker 1>overdid it, like he really didn't have an in between.

1:23:20.400 --> 1:23:21.800
<v Speaker 1>He really didn't. He doesn't know what to do. He

1:23:21.880 --> 1:23:24.400
<v Speaker 1>doesn't know, and for me, that's the beauty of Steve.

1:23:24.479 --> 1:23:27.640
<v Speaker 1>But he's also my friend, Like I chose that, so

1:23:28.400 --> 1:23:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I think he doesn't you know, it's different. Oh my god,

1:23:31.120 --> 1:23:33.080
<v Speaker 1>is she here? Oh no, that's not okay? And it's

1:23:33.120 --> 1:23:35.920
<v Speaker 1>here and is paying for parking coming up? Um? Okay.

1:23:36.320 --> 1:23:38.519
<v Speaker 1>What was the highlight of the weekend? So meeting Steve

1:23:38.600 --> 1:23:40.720
<v Speaker 1>is pretty gret because I thought he was awesome. And

1:23:40.880 --> 1:23:42.960
<v Speaker 1>the after party that we when we all had dinner

1:23:43.000 --> 1:23:44.960
<v Speaker 1>together that night was super fun. You laughed, do your

1:23:45.000 --> 1:23:47.760
<v Speaker 1>show and then came back. Yeah. Um, that was really fun.

1:23:47.880 --> 1:23:50.040
<v Speaker 1>And just the show itself, like being on stage out

1:23:50.080 --> 1:23:52.120
<v Speaker 1>of front of people who have to come to Austin

1:23:52.280 --> 1:23:54.080
<v Speaker 1>were new to me. You know, I didn't know any

1:23:54.120 --> 1:23:57.120
<v Speaker 1>of those people. And um, alexis how much do we

1:23:57.200 --> 1:24:00.880
<v Speaker 1>love ale Oh my god? Awesome? She she She was

1:24:00.920 --> 1:24:03.280
<v Speaker 1>really everything that you want her to be. She doesn't

1:24:03.320 --> 1:24:05.919
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck. So we're taking the group picture. Afterwards,

1:24:06.000 --> 1:24:08.360
<v Speaker 1>we did this thing where if you weren't there, which

1:24:08.400 --> 1:24:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming a lot of you weren't. Um uh, we

1:24:11.479 --> 1:24:13.439
<v Speaker 1>did this. We met people and then we took pictures

1:24:13.520 --> 1:24:15.360
<v Speaker 1>with them. She was right next to me, and she

1:24:15.439 --> 1:24:18.240
<v Speaker 1>had her fake boob against my arm. I love it,

1:24:18.280 --> 1:24:20.320
<v Speaker 1>you felt it. Someone told me that you can't like

1:24:20.400 --> 1:24:22.960
<v Speaker 1>a lot of fake boobs. They can't feel. It's amazing.

1:24:23.000 --> 1:24:24.320
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if she knew, but she had

1:24:24.360 --> 1:24:26.680
<v Speaker 1>it full on, like a picture, like she's like a

1:24:26.840 --> 1:24:28.320
<v Speaker 1>soccer ball in her chest and she had to just

1:24:28.360 --> 1:24:30.479
<v Speaker 1>squished against my own and I felt awkward about it.

1:24:31.320 --> 1:24:34.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to jockey my arm. I didn't. I didn't

1:24:34.280 --> 1:24:36.439
<v Speaker 1>want anything. So that wasn't you just doing a sexy

1:24:36.520 --> 1:24:38.880
<v Speaker 1>shoulder shrug at all the photos? That was you trying

1:24:38.920 --> 1:24:41.120
<v Speaker 1>to be not like seeing you're trying. You were like Steve,

1:24:41.160 --> 1:24:42.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do. I want to be creepy,

1:24:42.880 --> 1:24:48.000
<v Speaker 1>concave chest just um I am. She was lovely. I'm

1:24:48.040 --> 1:24:51.960
<v Speaker 1>currently wearing my T shirt. I'm wearing oh my god,

1:24:52.080 --> 1:24:55.640
<v Speaker 1>you are. The best part is the behind and I'm

1:24:56.280 --> 1:24:59.439
<v Speaker 1>except his rose T shirt from Laura Simpson Paget has yours.

1:24:59.479 --> 1:25:01.920
<v Speaker 1>You have to get your back and mine says on

1:25:02.000 --> 1:25:04.880
<v Speaker 1>the back of Madam President doing the lords, is there

1:25:04.880 --> 1:25:08.360
<v Speaker 1>a cross on the back, There's a hand class together

1:25:08.439 --> 1:25:10.720
<v Speaker 1>and roses. You know what? It's the first time I've

1:25:10.720 --> 1:25:13.920
<v Speaker 1>worn it. I saved it. I feel so good about myself.

1:25:15.560 --> 1:25:18.559
<v Speaker 1>I you know what when I saw a stranger show up,

1:25:18.600 --> 1:25:22.000
<v Speaker 1>a woman showed up. Hi, Anna, we're just doing pre games,

1:25:22.080 --> 1:25:25.320
<v Speaker 1>we're doing pres We're waiting for Debbie. We're talking again.

1:25:25.439 --> 1:25:29.840
<v Speaker 1>We're talking about San Francisco. Um, okay, we're talking about

1:25:29.880 --> 1:25:34.120
<v Speaker 1>San Francisco. Anna, Anna, you're on Hi, Hi, san Francisco.

1:25:34.479 --> 1:25:36.640
<v Speaker 1>You were saying how Steve behaved because he didn't know

1:25:36.720 --> 1:25:39.760
<v Speaker 1>what to do after outside Land. He was a good kid. Yeah,

1:25:39.800 --> 1:25:42.240
<v Speaker 1>And how fun was karaoke and dinner that night? Oh?

1:25:42.280 --> 1:25:44.040
<v Speaker 1>We really, we had a good night. Yeah, we did it.

1:25:44.880 --> 1:25:47.760
<v Speaker 1>He made me like, here's a good Steve disgusting joke

1:25:47.880 --> 1:25:50.439
<v Speaker 1>that made me laugh so fucking hard. We were talking

1:25:50.439 --> 1:25:53.280
<v Speaker 1>about me attempting to set a boundary, and he said

1:25:53.320 --> 1:25:55.880
<v Speaker 1>that watching me set a boundaries like, it's so violating

1:25:55.920 --> 1:25:58.040
<v Speaker 1>to him. And we so we had we talked about me.

1:25:58.600 --> 1:26:01.080
<v Speaker 1>I had a bad experience with the hotel in Nashville,

1:26:01.080 --> 1:26:03.080
<v Speaker 1>and I wrote, like my one and only yelped review ever,

1:26:03.200 --> 1:26:06.080
<v Speaker 1>and I like named checked the manager who then called

1:26:06.160 --> 1:26:08.600
<v Speaker 1>me and I was terrified she was the manager. She

1:26:08.720 --> 1:26:10.439
<v Speaker 1>was the manager And then she called me, and then

1:26:10.520 --> 1:26:13.000
<v Speaker 1>she goes and normally they're supposed to your free room.

1:26:13.120 --> 1:26:16.000
<v Speaker 1>And she goes, well, next time you come, i'll upgrade you.

1:26:16.080 --> 1:26:19.479
<v Speaker 1>And he goes, oh, I haven't come in years. If

1:26:19.520 --> 1:26:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I could come, I wouldn't be writing and naked. I

1:26:22.000 --> 1:26:26.160
<v Speaker 1>yell you. That made me laugh so many desert. Oh

1:26:26.240 --> 1:26:28.639
<v Speaker 1>my god, if I could come, I wouldn't be ready

1:26:30.960 --> 1:26:34.519
<v Speaker 1>discussing it so funny to me. Oh my god, oh

1:26:35.000 --> 1:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>I haven't come in years. I think it would be

1:26:39.160 --> 1:26:42.400
<v Speaker 1>writing reviews. So that was because Steve one knows how

1:26:42.439 --> 1:26:45.800
<v Speaker 1>to make jokes like that. He didn't say anything. I

1:26:45.920 --> 1:26:48.840
<v Speaker 1>also want to say. We got an email, so the

1:26:49.000 --> 1:26:52.000
<v Speaker 1>lady who sent us the FBI had to shall remain nameless.

1:26:52.160 --> 1:26:54.479
<v Speaker 1>She sent to follow so I painted a picture of her.

1:26:54.760 --> 1:26:57.160
<v Speaker 1>There's a woman at the FBI. Do you guys ever

1:26:57.240 --> 1:27:01.840
<v Speaker 1>have any plaform? Okay, So I painted a portrait. They

1:27:01.840 --> 1:27:03.880
<v Speaker 1>adopted at I'm not going to say her name is.

1:27:03.880 --> 1:27:05.679
<v Speaker 1>There's like a fake name she uses and then there's

1:27:05.680 --> 1:27:08.200
<v Speaker 1>her real name, Like I don't know, but apparently she

1:27:08.400 --> 1:27:11.880
<v Speaker 1>has all of the FBI in New York listening to

1:27:12.400 --> 1:27:14.479
<v Speaker 1>She's like, So this is a shout out to the

1:27:14.600 --> 1:27:18.080
<v Speaker 1>FBI Bureau. You know who you are? You know well

1:27:18.120 --> 1:27:22.280
<v Speaker 1>obviously because you're the FBI. Great is that that the FBI?

1:27:22.840 --> 1:27:25.960
<v Speaker 1>And she wanted to send all of us, Um, comey

1:27:26.080 --> 1:27:29.439
<v Speaker 1>is my homie mugs? Apparently they sold out at this

1:27:29.800 --> 1:27:34.799
<v Speaker 1>FBI store? Can can civilians just go to the FBI store?

1:27:35.080 --> 1:27:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean, here's what you need to know about Debbie.

1:27:40.439 --> 1:27:45.519
<v Speaker 1>Ryan is coming. She she'd never watched The Bachelor before

1:27:45.840 --> 1:27:48.680
<v Speaker 1>and she only watched it for me to do this.

1:27:49.000 --> 1:27:52.240
<v Speaker 1>And she's watched the entire season and she's totally in.

1:27:53.400 --> 1:27:57.519
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that Yeah? She loves it. She loves it. She

1:27:57.920 --> 1:28:00.720
<v Speaker 1>let her Oh my god, I can't wait. I can't wait.

1:28:01.080 --> 1:28:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about the ads of the Winter Game. Yes,

1:28:03.080 --> 1:28:06.040
<v Speaker 1>we're getting a little bit more every week. I'm I'm

1:28:06.200 --> 1:28:09.040
<v Speaker 1>super fucking excited for it. It's like at first I

1:28:09.120 --> 1:28:12.559
<v Speaker 1>was like, this means like double double pod, but then

1:28:12.600 --> 1:28:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, it looks so they're focusing

1:28:16.360 --> 1:28:20.040
<v Speaker 1>on how much everyone cries, and I love that. It

1:28:20.200 --> 1:28:23.599
<v Speaker 1>is like like it's like horn dogs from all over

1:28:23.680 --> 1:28:28.080
<v Speaker 1>the globe. It's so exciting. Yeah, right, the globe things

1:28:28.240 --> 1:28:30.559
<v Speaker 1>beans on it. Dane, I want to text him a Dean.

1:28:30.640 --> 1:28:33.400
<v Speaker 1>We gotta get Dean to come. By the way, ben

1:28:33.600 --> 1:28:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Z texted me when I was in Atlanta a couple

1:28:36.040 --> 1:28:37.880
<v Speaker 1>of days ago. I think he was. I think his

1:28:38.000 --> 1:28:39.879
<v Speaker 1>nose was how to join it that he wasn't invited

1:28:40.320 --> 1:28:43.280
<v Speaker 1>because he's in San Hobro. I think he was sort

1:28:43.320 --> 1:28:44.920
<v Speaker 1>of like, oh, I saw you guys had that you

1:28:44.920 --> 1:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>should let me wait, is there a place called Sanjobro,

1:28:47.760 --> 1:28:53.400
<v Speaker 1>San Jose, san Hobroro. He's a Sanbro, He's a Sanobro.

1:28:53.920 --> 1:28:55.479
<v Speaker 1>But he I think he was sort of like I

1:28:55.479 --> 1:28:56.960
<v Speaker 1>told him that we saw in his praises and we

1:28:57.040 --> 1:29:01.040
<v Speaker 1>were saying, how handsome he is. He's handsome? Yeah, um,

1:29:01.560 --> 1:29:03.519
<v Speaker 1>And we can't talk about anything yet. I don't know

1:29:03.560 --> 1:29:05.840
<v Speaker 1>where Debbie is. I don't know where she lives. What

1:29:05.880 --> 1:29:07.280
<v Speaker 1>do you want to talk about from that weekend? What

1:29:07.400 --> 1:29:09.920
<v Speaker 1>was your highlight? You enjoyed the dinner afterwards talking to

1:29:09.960 --> 1:29:12.160
<v Speaker 1>all those ladies. Yes, that was great, getting to go

1:29:12.400 --> 1:29:16.040
<v Speaker 1>get drinks with Jasmine and Alexis. Jasmine came and hung

1:29:16.040 --> 1:29:20.000
<v Speaker 1>out with us some more. Yeah, Jasmine because she was

1:29:20.040 --> 1:29:22.439
<v Speaker 1>so funny and but but yeah, Jasmine is way cool.

1:29:22.760 --> 1:29:24.519
<v Speaker 1>But she didn't she didn't hang in like most of

1:29:24.560 --> 1:29:27.360
<v Speaker 1>the night. Yeah, I love Alexis. Showed up in tears

1:29:27.720 --> 1:29:29.719
<v Speaker 1>and she goes it smells like gas. I'm just gonna

1:29:29.800 --> 1:29:32.479
<v Speaker 1>spray it sand. She gets off the plane, she's like crying.

1:29:32.479 --> 1:29:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm like just like crying. I'm like, what do you

1:29:33.880 --> 1:29:36.040
<v Speaker 1>need to like? Sheampagne? So we get her like a

1:29:36.080 --> 1:29:39.040
<v Speaker 1>bottle of champagne with four flutes. She changes into a

1:29:39.120 --> 1:29:44.400
<v Speaker 1>gold lemaid disco suit, comes out like on stage, just

1:29:44.600 --> 1:29:47.720
<v Speaker 1>like with a fucking like empty flutes, and just kills it.

1:29:48.080 --> 1:29:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Just And when she called Nick Stale as fun when

1:29:52.920 --> 1:29:54.960
<v Speaker 1>she goes, I called up Stills fun because he's still

1:29:55.000 --> 1:29:58.479
<v Speaker 1>as fun. It's like, you're my favorite person. I love her.

1:29:58.880 --> 1:30:00.720
<v Speaker 1>I love how they were so us about just that

1:30:01.400 --> 1:30:05.040
<v Speaker 1>he was just so boring, Oh my god. And I

1:30:05.240 --> 1:30:08.160
<v Speaker 1>love that Jasmine and like jack Stone had a little

1:30:08.240 --> 1:30:10.479
<v Speaker 1>romance and didn't work out. They had like a little

1:30:10.560 --> 1:30:13.720
<v Speaker 1>thing traveled together. They traveled together like they all. I

1:30:13.880 --> 1:30:16.200
<v Speaker 1>liked getting the inside scoop that she was like after

1:30:16.280 --> 1:30:18.880
<v Speaker 1>one day, ready to go move to Connecticut for the

1:30:18.960 --> 1:30:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Penguin Jacksons, still mad at Alexis over the dead crap.

1:30:22.320 --> 1:30:24.880
<v Speaker 1>He still he liked the kind of serial killer that

1:30:24.880 --> 1:30:26.960
<v Speaker 1>would have the grudge. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't really have

1:30:27.120 --> 1:30:28.600
<v Speaker 1>the sense of humor as much. What else did we

1:30:28.720 --> 1:30:30.840
<v Speaker 1>learned at dinner? Because I wasn't fully get there, And

1:30:31.120 --> 1:30:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Laurie was how much of a star was my friend

1:30:33.320 --> 1:30:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Laurie everything? She knows everything. She's cool. I'm going to

1:30:37.080 --> 1:30:39.439
<v Speaker 1>vote for her. She's the best. Yeah, she's I'm gonna

1:30:39.479 --> 1:30:41.240
<v Speaker 1>vote for her too. Are you pretending to have an

1:30:41.240 --> 1:30:49.240
<v Speaker 1>address in the Bay Areas? She knows everything? Yeah, that's amazing.

1:30:49.760 --> 1:30:52.040
<v Speaker 1>And I could just see that she was in heaven

1:30:52.080 --> 1:30:55.640
<v Speaker 1>getting to have dinner with Alex and and I mean,

1:30:55.720 --> 1:30:57.960
<v Speaker 1>how funny is like fan girl out over them? Oh

1:30:58.040 --> 1:31:01.760
<v Speaker 1>my god? And Alex, you're buddy, Alex, I love. He's

1:31:01.800 --> 1:31:05.000
<v Speaker 1>so cool too, He's so sweet. I texted him the

1:31:05.080 --> 1:31:06.800
<v Speaker 1>other night. I had some question. I wanted to figure

1:31:06.800 --> 1:31:08.360
<v Speaker 1>out what he knew about Ari, and I sent him

1:31:08.360 --> 1:31:09.479
<v Speaker 1>a text. I was like, oh, by the way, this

1:31:09.600 --> 1:31:11.519
<v Speaker 1>is Anna, and he responded with, I know who you are.

1:31:11.600 --> 1:31:16.040
<v Speaker 1>We're best friends. It's gonna come to it. I think

1:31:16.080 --> 1:31:18.760
<v Speaker 1>he's going to come to Austin. I hope. So all right,

1:31:18.840 --> 1:31:20.760
<v Speaker 1>let's talk now. So we're gonna be We don't know

1:31:20.840 --> 1:31:22.720
<v Speaker 1>the dates yet and I don't think the tickets are up,

1:31:22.800 --> 1:31:25.479
<v Speaker 1>but like, just get your Airbnb now. It'll we will

1:31:25.560 --> 1:31:29.519
<v Speaker 1>be in a weekend of April. Is the weekend of April,

1:31:30.040 --> 1:31:32.280
<v Speaker 1>but we don't know, like they haven't done the actual lineup.

1:31:32.280 --> 1:31:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's Saturday or Sunday. But the

1:31:33.880 --> 1:31:36.519
<v Speaker 1>podcasts are always during the day. So Plus, if you

1:31:36.640 --> 1:31:39.080
<v Speaker 1>come for the festival, Dana Golden, I'll be doing Tinkle

1:31:39.120 --> 1:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Twins there, We'll be doing um stand up show and

1:31:42.160 --> 1:31:44.519
<v Speaker 1>air classic show. Aaron will come beyond it. It is

1:31:44.560 --> 1:31:51.080
<v Speaker 1>a classic show. Anna's our producer. Yeah, yeah, we don't

1:31:51.080 --> 1:31:53.639
<v Speaker 1>really tell it. We met it. We met a comedy poem.

1:31:53.680 --> 1:31:55.519
<v Speaker 1>We met at comedy Plus, we met doing standard. I

1:31:55.520 --> 1:31:57.960
<v Speaker 1>gave you a residency and you give me a residency

1:31:59.080 --> 1:32:01.680
<v Speaker 1>and then we fell in for a love. Should I

1:32:01.760 --> 1:32:05.800
<v Speaker 1>text Deny and see where she is when she's here,

1:32:06.160 --> 1:32:07.720
<v Speaker 1>She's here, and that's just going to be you and

1:32:07.840 --> 1:32:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Aaron doing the and and Anna doing the show. I

1:32:11.320 --> 1:32:19.000
<v Speaker 1>mean schedule looking like Paget said she would come. Anna's

1:32:19.040 --> 1:32:22.240
<v Speaker 1>gotta invested. She's invested in a pot farm. I bet

1:32:22.320 --> 1:32:24.280
<v Speaker 1>you did. Actually, I just came from meeting with I

1:32:24.320 --> 1:32:25.720
<v Speaker 1>don't know what I'm talking about this. I just came

1:32:25.760 --> 1:32:27.439
<v Speaker 1>from a sushi dinner with the two guys who were

1:32:27.479 --> 1:32:31.720
<v Speaker 1>on it. Really are they? Are they organized? Imagine what

1:32:31.880 --> 1:32:36.160
<v Speaker 1>people who run up are you? Are you high right now?

1:32:37.000 --> 1:32:38.800
<v Speaker 1>I came from work, went to that, and then came here.

1:32:39.040 --> 1:32:41.519
<v Speaker 1>Why did you guys discuss it? Your pot? We didn't

1:32:41.520 --> 1:32:44.400
<v Speaker 1>discuss enough because we just keep we're big. We all

1:32:44.439 --> 1:32:46.599
<v Speaker 1>love sushi so much that we just kept getting distracted

1:32:46.640 --> 1:32:52.320
<v Speaker 1>by that. Mostly talked about having a business meal, distracted

1:32:52.360 --> 1:32:54.800
<v Speaker 1>by e susion, never getting to the actual point. And

1:32:54.880 --> 1:32:56.719
<v Speaker 1>one of the guys he likes, he likes the lady,

1:32:56.840 --> 1:32:58.560
<v Speaker 1>so he just was like nodding and every woman that

1:32:58.680 --> 1:33:02.120
<v Speaker 1>walked but yes, I yeah, you got a dirtball. He

1:33:02.200 --> 1:33:04.479
<v Speaker 1>could be on the Bachelor. We have a new lady

1:33:04.560 --> 1:33:08.639
<v Speaker 1>with us today, Miss Sammy. Isn't seem I'm gonna ask

1:33:08.640 --> 1:33:12.879
<v Speaker 1>you a question, Sammy, have you ever watched The Bachelor

1:33:12.960 --> 1:33:20.080
<v Speaker 1>or the Bachelorette? Oh, we can't hear you. Friendships this one?

1:33:20.320 --> 1:33:22.599
<v Speaker 1>You have not? You have not, I have not. Well,

1:33:22.640 --> 1:33:25.040
<v Speaker 1>you know what you might get sucked in after this podcast?

1:33:25.080 --> 1:33:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I already am. Here's the thing I just want to

1:33:28.920 --> 1:33:31.519
<v Speaker 1>tell you this season as of last night, I just

1:33:31.720 --> 1:33:34.640
<v Speaker 1>got good. It was so fucking boring, it was so

1:33:34.840 --> 1:33:37.680
<v Speaker 1>painfully boring, and it just got really good. And they

1:33:37.800 --> 1:33:39.320
<v Speaker 1>did that thing at the end where they suck you

1:33:39.360 --> 1:33:42.479
<v Speaker 1>in even more. They're like, coming next week and this season.

1:33:42.880 --> 1:33:45.479
<v Speaker 1>I think they knew we were starting to Nata. They

1:33:45.560 --> 1:33:48.759
<v Speaker 1>knew we were starting to next week and this season.

1:33:48.920 --> 1:33:52.160
<v Speaker 1>It's a season, I know, but it was good. I

1:33:52.320 --> 1:33:56.080
<v Speaker 1>needed it as a reminder. I forgot that the will wait,

1:33:56.120 --> 1:33:57.800
<v Speaker 1>We'll save it. Did you guys see that they said

1:33:57.800 --> 1:33:59.960
<v Speaker 1>there would be a special sneak peek during that Good

1:34:00.120 --> 1:34:03.519
<v Speaker 1>Doctor show. Yes, I couldn't bear to watch that. I know.

1:34:03.560 --> 1:34:05.519
<v Speaker 1>I started watching watching five minutes of The Good Doctor

1:34:05.520 --> 1:34:07.560
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I couldn't not gonna. I was

1:34:07.640 --> 1:34:10.559
<v Speaker 1>watching the ads of a Good Doctor, and part of me, now, look,

1:34:11.280 --> 1:34:14.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't have it. My thing just went out. My

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<v Speaker 1>audio just went out. There we go. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>any kids. I don't have an autistic child. But part

1:34:19.479 --> 1:34:21.519
<v Speaker 1>of me is like, and I haven't seen it, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. But part of me is like, is this

1:34:23.400 --> 1:34:27.560
<v Speaker 1>portrayal offensive? Or is this like he he's supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be like the best Doctor. But I've only seen I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what do you The first five minutes, what

1:34:32.320 --> 1:34:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I saw was him trying to understand a transpatient and

1:34:35.680 --> 1:34:37.920
<v Speaker 1>he just kept being like, no, you have these chromosomes,

1:34:38.000 --> 1:34:40.519
<v Speaker 1>so you can't technically be this, and then the parenting

1:34:40.680 --> 1:34:43.840
<v Speaker 1>like no, like she chooses to be a woman, and

1:34:43.920 --> 1:34:45.680
<v Speaker 1>it was really weird, and I was like, I know,

1:34:45.720 --> 1:34:48.479
<v Speaker 1>I felt I don't know how I felt a comfortable

1:34:48.520 --> 1:34:51.000
<v Speaker 1>watching this. I'm like, I'm like, I hope that families

1:34:51.320 --> 1:34:54.439
<v Speaker 1>have like I hope that families feel seen and that

1:34:54.560 --> 1:34:56.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a positive thing. But I'm watching and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel a little nervous. I feel nervous watching this

1:34:58.720 --> 1:35:03.640
<v Speaker 1>and supportly is he a good He's actually not that

1:35:03.680 --> 1:35:05.600
<v Speaker 1>good of a doctor, right, That's I mean, that's the

1:35:07.560 --> 1:35:11.599
<v Speaker 1>every every seems like he's about to like someone's about

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<v Speaker 1>to die. And then he's like I had this crazy

1:35:13.680 --> 1:35:16.000
<v Speaker 1>thought and then they say, I don't know that's what if?

1:35:16.200 --> 1:35:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I guess he's a good doctor. And who's the actor dude,

1:35:19.160 --> 1:35:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Freddie Haymore? What was wasn't he Peter? Pan was he?

1:35:23.640 --> 1:35:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't he Peter? Wasn't he? In Finding Neverland? I'm gonna

1:35:26.040 --> 1:35:27.840
<v Speaker 1>look him up and that name is sop me or

1:35:27.960 --> 1:35:29.920
<v Speaker 1>is it little? Yeah? He was right, he was he

1:35:29.960 --> 1:35:33.760
<v Speaker 1>wasn't finding Neverlandand okay, guys, it's three fifteen. Do I

1:35:33.920 --> 1:35:38.439
<v Speaker 1>text or I call Debbie? What's called Debbie? It's plugged in?

1:35:38.560 --> 1:35:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Will it play? If I called Debbie? Love you gotta

1:35:40.960 --> 1:35:44.400
<v Speaker 1>air this as a separate episode. I'm waiting for Debbie. Okay?

1:35:44.520 --> 1:35:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Should I play this? He was also Charlie and chocolate Factory?

1:35:48.160 --> 1:35:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Should I call it? Will record? If I called Debbie? Okay,

1:35:52.120 --> 1:35:58.519
<v Speaker 1>let's try calling Debbie Freddy? Can we hear this? It's

1:35:58.640 --> 1:36:08.519
<v Speaker 1>ringing high precious treasure. How are you good? I'm so free?

1:36:08.880 --> 1:36:13.200
<v Speaker 1>It's okay, girl? What block are you on? I'm turning

1:36:13.320 --> 1:36:15.960
<v Speaker 1>right now on Franklin. It says that I am one

1:36:16.200 --> 1:36:23.280
<v Speaker 1>point three miles away. Okay, Franklin and Franklin and high

1:36:23.520 --> 1:36:26.920
<v Speaker 1>or Franklin and Highland. All right, yeah, all right, we'll

1:36:26.920 --> 1:36:29.200
<v Speaker 1>see you when you get there. We'll see what. I'm

1:36:30.200 --> 1:36:33.439
<v Speaker 1>so sorry in such an extra driver, I've just been sitting. No,

1:36:33.640 --> 1:36:36.120
<v Speaker 1>you be be slow and be safe. We're talking about

1:36:36.160 --> 1:36:38.720
<v Speaker 1>San Francisco, so we're all good. All right, I'll see

1:36:38.720 --> 1:36:41.200
<v Speaker 1>you in a second, kitten, I'll see you later. Okay,

1:36:41.240 --> 1:36:46.599
<v Speaker 1>I'll get well, guys, that's what's happening. That's what's happening.

1:36:46.640 --> 1:36:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Bates Motel. Oh, that's right. I've never seen that Norman.

1:36:51.960 --> 1:36:55.679
<v Speaker 1>I haven't either. Um, but he's just an average doctor.

1:36:55.720 --> 1:37:01.280
<v Speaker 1>He's not the best. He's the he's the BE minus doctor.

1:37:02.200 --> 1:37:04.599
<v Speaker 1>I think my doctor might be a B minus doctor.

1:37:05.400 --> 1:37:12.639
<v Speaker 1>Really used no my I actually switched. I was sick

1:37:12.720 --> 1:37:14.760
<v Speaker 1>of paying, Like I was like, I'm now going to

1:37:14.880 --> 1:37:17.599
<v Speaker 1>go for just an insurance doctor. I was because when

1:37:17.640 --> 1:37:19.880
<v Speaker 1>I first moved here, it felt like all the people

1:37:19.920 --> 1:37:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I worked with they were like boogie actor. So I

1:37:22.360 --> 1:37:24.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, I never thought I'd live in l A

1:37:24.400 --> 1:37:26.600
<v Speaker 1>very long. So I just paid out a pocket and

1:37:26.720 --> 1:37:29.320
<v Speaker 1>then I realized there, so I was going to this guy.

1:37:29.360 --> 1:37:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I got into college just doing nothing but like paintings

1:37:32.560 --> 1:37:36.639
<v Speaker 1>of like breastfeeding women and like tribal art of topless women.

1:37:36.680 --> 1:37:39.200
<v Speaker 1>And it's like a male guy in ecologist. He used

1:37:39.200 --> 1:37:45.400
<v Speaker 1>to play for the men, yes, and like he's like

1:37:45.520 --> 1:37:47.800
<v Speaker 1>that hey, and he's also the guy in collegist to

1:37:47.840 --> 1:37:50.200
<v Speaker 1>like all the comedy ladies. But it was like so

1:37:50.400 --> 1:37:53.080
<v Speaker 1>much topless art. I think he's a really good doctor.

1:37:53.240 --> 1:37:55.040
<v Speaker 1>But then I got he made me go twice a

1:37:55.160 --> 1:37:57.200
<v Speaker 1>year because I was on birth control. And then I

1:37:57.280 --> 1:37:59.320
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't want to pay seven hundred dollar,

1:37:59.479 --> 1:38:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Like now I'm just going to like the Bob Hope

1:38:02.080 --> 1:38:05.559
<v Speaker 1>clinic twice a year just because you're to get like basically,

1:38:05.640 --> 1:38:09.320
<v Speaker 1>it was like holding me to get my prescription. So

1:38:09.560 --> 1:38:11.639
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, I just on principle, I'm gonna

1:38:11.640 --> 1:38:14.240
<v Speaker 1>go just pay the ten dollar deductible. But I don't

1:38:14.479 --> 1:38:17.320
<v Speaker 1>know how. I don't know if my doctor is good

1:38:17.360 --> 1:38:19.320
<v Speaker 1>or feel like if you who played for the Mets,

1:38:19.400 --> 1:38:23.080
<v Speaker 1>you're not allowed to look at women's vagina. So when

1:38:23.160 --> 1:38:25.200
<v Speaker 1>did you have time to go to med school? That's

1:38:25.200 --> 1:38:28.439
<v Speaker 1>a good that's a really good point. I got it online.

1:38:28.680 --> 1:38:30.479
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I do practice that. I go take my

1:38:30.560 --> 1:38:33.040
<v Speaker 1>classes and I go to the game way. Do you

1:38:33.120 --> 1:38:35.599
<v Speaker 1>hear what my three miles? How many? How many minutes?

1:38:35.640 --> 1:38:41.720
<v Speaker 1>Do you hear there's some construction on Highland it's a

1:38:41.760 --> 1:38:43.840
<v Speaker 1>bit oh my god. Yeah, And she's an anxious driver.

1:38:44.360 --> 1:38:46.559
<v Speaker 1>She might get into a fender vendor. Do I look? Okay?

1:38:47.120 --> 1:38:51.240
<v Speaker 1>I warned Rob that she's so britty yet off classes,

1:38:52.280 --> 1:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>this is very inside like glasses are cute classes and

1:38:55.800 --> 1:38:58.360
<v Speaker 1>old I'm going to cover a gray patch if you

1:38:58.520 --> 1:39:00.880
<v Speaker 1>have your hand to say, I'm going to cover my

1:39:00.920 --> 1:39:06.840
<v Speaker 1>wedding beer. I warn't, Rob, do you know what Debbie

1:39:06.880 --> 1:39:09.640
<v Speaker 1>looks like? She's real fox. I think I looked her

1:39:09.720 --> 1:39:11.479
<v Speaker 1>up a while ago, but I don't recall off top

1:39:11.520 --> 1:39:13.720
<v Speaker 1>my head. I warned, I gave I would want a

1:39:13.800 --> 1:39:18.519
<v Speaker 1>heads up, like if like Dean was, she's Disney right, Yeah, yeah,

1:39:18.560 --> 1:39:23.599
<v Speaker 1>so she's the machine. Yeah yeah, guys, she's probably exciting,

1:39:23.680 --> 1:39:27.400
<v Speaker 1>truly a wonderful person. She's lovely. I endore her. Um, okay,

1:39:27.600 --> 1:39:29.120
<v Speaker 1>is there anything else we want to talk about? From

1:39:29.160 --> 1:39:36.280
<v Speaker 1>that weekend? Paget was on fire, Aaron got sick, Paget

1:39:36.320 --> 1:39:42.519
<v Speaker 1>was disappointed, but Art through Aaron Murray and then Um

1:39:42.720 --> 1:39:46.559
<v Speaker 1>and Heightner behaved and we still love Alex and Jasmine

1:39:46.680 --> 1:39:50.760
<v Speaker 1>was not crazy. It really shows that these people just

1:39:50.880 --> 1:39:52.960
<v Speaker 1>get the worst at it sometimes, and you know, I

1:39:53.040 --> 1:39:54.759
<v Speaker 1>think it's got to be a bit of a splitting

1:39:54.800 --> 1:39:57.360
<v Speaker 1>the difference. She did try to choke a few people, Yeah,

1:39:57.520 --> 1:39:59.599
<v Speaker 1>but then I asked her about it and she was like, yeah,

1:39:59.600 --> 1:40:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I done just before, but they kind of I rolled

1:40:01.920 --> 1:40:03.920
<v Speaker 1>there like, yeah, that's my bed, you know what I mean?

1:40:04.280 --> 1:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, I gotta live with it. That's my bed.

1:40:06.760 --> 1:40:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Like you know what if dolphin Girl and choker. I

1:40:09.000 --> 1:40:11.400
<v Speaker 1>guess if I had cameras on me at all times,

1:40:11.680 --> 1:40:13.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I've done a lot of dumb, dumb things.

1:40:13.920 --> 1:40:15.760
<v Speaker 1>If they put it in loop and added like a

1:40:16.160 --> 1:40:20.479
<v Speaker 1>you know, like, yeah, what do you think your thing

1:40:20.520 --> 1:40:24.439
<v Speaker 1>would be? Oh? I don't know what would it be?

1:40:24.640 --> 1:40:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Would it be your like touch touchy feely, I'd be

1:40:28.000 --> 1:40:34.400
<v Speaker 1>like monkey lady, Yeah, everyone like I like my tea Papa,

1:40:34.680 --> 1:40:38.160
<v Speaker 1>would be my chea pa. Pose it'd be yeah, it

1:40:38.200 --> 1:40:41.680
<v Speaker 1>would be your paradise thing, would be climbing someone, Yeah, exactly,

1:40:41.960 --> 1:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>I would be climbing. I'd be like in a tankini

1:40:44.280 --> 1:40:47.600
<v Speaker 1>to try it make my torso look sure I've been

1:40:47.600 --> 1:40:49.960
<v Speaker 1>talking about my tours. I'd be like the corgy girl

1:40:50.000 --> 1:40:53.639
<v Speaker 1>who like climes. People like a recent punky just hiding

1:40:53.680 --> 1:41:01.320
<v Speaker 1>your wedding ring. I think he's older than I think

1:41:01.400 --> 1:41:07.519
<v Speaker 1>he's married. He's not not married. He's not not married.

1:41:08.479 --> 1:41:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Does that mean he's married. I don't know. Isn't a

1:41:10.680 --> 1:41:16.360
<v Speaker 1>double negative a positive? I don't know. Judge him, judge him.

1:41:16.520 --> 1:41:23.120
<v Speaker 1>He's not not married, he's not married, he can't commit, commit, commit,

1:41:25.400 --> 1:41:27.240
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna read you this. Here's a good

1:41:27.280 --> 1:41:29.599
<v Speaker 1>set up before Debbie gets here. Here's a good email

1:41:29.640 --> 1:41:31.760
<v Speaker 1>that we got. I hope people haven't Checkdoku. They're so

1:41:31.840 --> 1:41:35.200
<v Speaker 1>freaking bored. Here's a good email we got. Listen to this.

1:41:35.600 --> 1:41:39.880
<v Speaker 1>This was from Juliet Ashall, so she sent us, Hey, Harden,

1:41:40.240 --> 1:41:46.439
<v Speaker 1>et cetera. You guys, tonight tonight I met two ladies

1:41:46.800 --> 1:41:51.439
<v Speaker 1>who were cast on Peter's season of the Bachelor. They

1:41:51.479 --> 1:41:55.559
<v Speaker 1>were kept in hotel rooms for two weeks until Peter

1:41:55.720 --> 1:41:58.799
<v Speaker 1>said he wouldn't propose to anyone, and then they switched

1:41:59.000 --> 1:42:01.639
<v Speaker 1>to our in so they cast a whole new set

1:42:01.680 --> 1:42:04.280
<v Speaker 1>of people. But that means they also were gonna they

1:42:04.320 --> 1:42:07.000
<v Speaker 1>were ready to go with here. They had women, they

1:42:07.040 --> 1:42:11.800
<v Speaker 1>were they were sequestered. Yeah, they had women. And he

1:42:11.880 --> 1:42:14.680
<v Speaker 1>must have had a different type than Ari, which the

1:42:14.840 --> 1:42:18.320
<v Speaker 1>recast based on The Bachelor. Interesting they had that they

1:42:18.360 --> 1:42:23.080
<v Speaker 1>were sequestered for two weeks in a hotel room. Traumatic

1:42:23.240 --> 1:42:26.400
<v Speaker 1>for them, I mean probably how about that though, that's

1:42:26.439 --> 1:42:30.080
<v Speaker 1>pretty exciting. Wow, that's crazy. That would be fun if you.

1:42:30.240 --> 1:42:31.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I hope that they had fun and drink

1:42:31.840 --> 1:42:34.000
<v Speaker 1>and had fun. You have a lot of that. You

1:42:34.040 --> 1:42:36.200
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of Instagram followers. We could probably get

1:42:36.240 --> 1:42:38.599
<v Speaker 1>you like a free night at like a boutique hotel

1:42:38.680 --> 1:42:42.080
<v Speaker 1>in Austin would be awesome. How can we how can

1:42:42.120 --> 1:42:44.400
<v Speaker 1>we whore you out? We could just use like we

1:42:44.479 --> 1:42:48.320
<v Speaker 1>could whore you out to get you a free housing. Um,

1:42:49.439 --> 1:42:52.560
<v Speaker 1>we should just write the what's the south by just

1:42:52.720 --> 1:42:57.280
<v Speaker 1>right south by saying hey tower, Moontower, It's not south Tower,

1:42:57.560 --> 1:43:01.880
<v Speaker 1>it's Moontower. We could right, I mean to Airbnb. We

1:43:01.920 --> 1:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>could maybe try with the Airbnb some house we could

1:43:05.240 --> 1:43:07.360
<v Speaker 1>get you to stay with Jasmine and like we could

1:43:07.400 --> 1:43:09.799
<v Speaker 1>get some big ball or house where you padget Jasmine

1:43:09.920 --> 1:43:16.640
<v Speaker 1>like Raven and and Ravens like big Brother, hide your

1:43:16.680 --> 1:43:20.479
<v Speaker 1>wedding ring, huh and jas for men Beard. I'm going

1:43:20.520 --> 1:43:22.559
<v Speaker 1>to be the producer who's like, Okay, so I think

1:43:22.640 --> 1:43:25.200
<v Speaker 1>he really likes you. Oh my god, oh my god,

1:43:25.400 --> 1:43:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Hey Raven, I know you're with whatever his name is,

1:43:27.960 --> 1:43:30.479
<v Speaker 1>that she's fallen for it. But I hear that he's married.

1:43:31.120 --> 1:43:34.400
<v Speaker 1>He's not not married. He's not not married, he's not

1:43:34.600 --> 1:43:37.200
<v Speaker 1>he could commit he could commit it at least for

1:43:37.240 --> 1:43:40.080
<v Speaker 1>this weekend. There's some I know there's a women in

1:43:40.280 --> 1:43:42.439
<v Speaker 1>l A. There's some, there's a I'm sure it's all

1:43:42.479 --> 1:43:44.679
<v Speaker 1>over it. But there's a very particular brand of fucked

1:43:44.720 --> 1:43:47.160
<v Speaker 1>up woman in l A that loves a married dad.

1:43:47.400 --> 1:43:50.240
<v Speaker 1>She'll go, oh my god, like he can come and

1:43:50.320 --> 1:43:53.880
<v Speaker 1>he's such a great dad. It's like, yeah to his

1:43:53.960 --> 1:43:57.479
<v Speaker 1>wife's children, to his wife's Yeah, to his wife's children.

1:43:57.960 --> 1:44:03.040
<v Speaker 1>He's just such a good dah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah,

1:44:03.080 --> 1:44:07.800
<v Speaker 1>he got married to another woman and had children. There's

1:44:07.880 --> 1:44:10.200
<v Speaker 1>so many funked heup like there's nothing. Did you get

1:44:10.280 --> 1:44:13.000
<v Speaker 1>hit on more once you had babies? I bet you

1:44:13.040 --> 1:44:15.719
<v Speaker 1>got hit on when you get that ring on. Yeah, definitely,

1:44:15.960 --> 1:44:19.840
<v Speaker 1>it's gotten better, more unavailable. I've been just in terms

1:44:19.880 --> 1:44:23.360
<v Speaker 1>of my own confidence level, Oh you've gotten hit on more? Yeah,

1:44:23.400 --> 1:44:29.760
<v Speaker 1>I guess so. Did heighten her hit on you? You've

1:44:29.800 --> 1:44:32.400
<v Speaker 1>gotten hit on more? I would just say that, yes,

1:44:32.560 --> 1:44:35.599
<v Speaker 1>I yeah, because I'm more confident I think around women

1:44:35.640 --> 1:44:37.760
<v Speaker 1>than I've ever been before. And some women responded that

1:44:37.800 --> 1:44:40.320
<v Speaker 1>because I was a nervy, lirvy like I was. Yeah,

1:44:41.200 --> 1:44:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I married the first person I fell in love with.

1:44:43.200 --> 1:44:44.600
<v Speaker 1>I you know what I mean. I wasn't good at

1:44:44.640 --> 1:44:48.200
<v Speaker 1>a bar. I could not talk to women um so, yeah,

1:44:48.240 --> 1:44:51.000
<v Speaker 1>but now I don't care because it's not there. You

1:44:52.439 --> 1:44:54.240
<v Speaker 1>just have more confidence because you're not you know, you

1:44:54.280 --> 1:44:56.000
<v Speaker 1>don't want to. Are you getting hit on more that

1:44:56.200 --> 1:45:01.479
<v Speaker 1>you're taken on a level of the summer? Uh? In

1:45:01.600 --> 1:45:03.519
<v Speaker 1>my summer? I mean I don't leave my house, so

1:45:03.600 --> 1:45:06.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what about you. Yeah, I don't know

1:45:06.439 --> 1:45:08.000
<v Speaker 1>what you're talking about. I'm afraid I don't know what

1:45:08.080 --> 1:45:11.120
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about. I feel that I have got I

1:45:11.200 --> 1:45:14.800
<v Speaker 1>got hit on more over the age of thirty. Oh

1:45:14.880 --> 1:45:18.760
<v Speaker 1>my god, she's here. Will you go get Debbie Now

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<v Speaker 1>leaving nurdiced dot com