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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. It's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another Jewels

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Me. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Rito. Yes, sorry, I Rida. This is

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Speaker 1: Dan Players from university. How are you doing. I'm good. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's wonderful. I'm just calling around to some of our

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Speaker 1: old alums to see how you're doing lately. So how's

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Speaker 1: it going? Um good, I'm a little busy. What can

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Speaker 1: I do for you? Well, I just don't know if

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Speaker 1: you've been receiving my emails, but we're currently doing some

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Speaker 1: fundraising right now to update some of the campus buildings

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Speaker 1: and we could sure use your help. Yeah, I did,

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Speaker 1: I did get this emails. I'm actually I'm not interested. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe I could take you out to lunch or something

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Speaker 1: and we could talk about it right now. I just

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Speaker 1: don't have any extra money to be helping out with

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Speaker 1: this kind of things. I'm really sorry. Okay, Well, if

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Speaker 1: you change your mind, you have my email and phone. Number. Okay, Rita,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you, all right, go cougars. Okay, all right. Hello,

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Speaker 1: hey Rita, it's Dan from the university again. Hid. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? How are you? I'm fine. I

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Speaker 1: just told you that a minute ago. Okay. Good. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you about all the different ways

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Speaker 1: you can give back to the university. For example, we

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Speaker 1: don't just take checks anymore. We take almost anything. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You know, like I told you, I really don't have

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Speaker 1: the money right now that you're helping out. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Let me give you an example. Do you have a pet? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have a cat. Why. Oh, that's great news. Because

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Speaker 1: some of the students have a pet rental service that

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Speaker 1: they run on campus. You could donate your unwanted pet

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Speaker 1: and we could rent it out to help the university

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Speaker 1: meet its financial goals. Do you do a pet rental service? Yes,

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Speaker 1: and we could take your unwanted cat off your hands

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Speaker 1: and rent it out for money. My cat is not unwanted.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to give my cat to you. I

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Speaker 1: for you guys to raise money. That's ridiculous. Well, if

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Speaker 1: that doesn't work, we could take your fluids, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: your fluids do you have any fluids? Are you talking

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Speaker 1: bodily fluids? Yes, i am. The science slab is studying

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Speaker 1: fluids of the human body this upcoming quarter, and I'm

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Speaker 1: sure a fluid donation from yourself would be helpful. That way,

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Speaker 1: they wouldn't have to buy fluids from somebody else if

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Speaker 1: you can. No, I'm not doing that. Do you have

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Speaker 1: any fluids lying around that you could give us? What? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have bodily fluids lying around? And what are

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Speaker 1: you guys doing the I'm not gonna you're giving bodily

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Speaker 1: fluids to make money for the college. No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing that. Okay, Well, for the record, no checks, no pets,

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Speaker 1: no fluids. Got that. I have a long list of

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Speaker 1: other interesting and fun ways to donate though. Look, you idiots,

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm not interested in giving you anything. Well

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Speaker 1: what about your dead body? What excuse me, your dead body?

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Speaker 1: Would you like to donate that? I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what you mean. I'm not even dead. Well, well, you're

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Speaker 1: going to be dead eventually and we could sure use

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Speaker 1: your Yeah, we could sure use your body. What the

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, I know professor Hendricks at

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Speaker 1: the university would love another fresh could have to carve

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Speaker 1: up for his medical students, so we could use that

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Speaker 1: and then they wouldn't have to buy a dead body.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. We're not got it. I'll put you

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Speaker 1: down for a dead body donation giving you my body

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Speaker 1: for sciences. I'm not doing that at your university. The

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Speaker 1: university thanks you. No, don't say me, I'm not doing

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Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. I'm not giving you money. I'm not

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Speaker 1: giving you my dead body. Do you feel bad about

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Speaker 1: calling and asking me for my body my bodily fluids

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Speaker 1: to your problem? Not really, I don't feel bad because

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Denise

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh are you? Are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Your friend Denise said you were complaining about getting emails

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Speaker 1: from your college pestering you for money. Oh good, Hey,

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Speaker 1: But seriously, though, you got any fluid line around because

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Speaker 1: I cold use them here at the station too. You're disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Wait up every morning with chubl foom tabs weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Holy on Rulin ninety two point five,