1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a Jewel show. Well you're kind of the 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: right place, yeah, because we do the dirty Little Secret 3 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: on the show, and I'm going through, Um, I know 4 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: this is kind of random, but I'm going through all 5 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: of the emails and text messages that we get in 6 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 1: for dirty Little Secrets, trying to figure out how good 7 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: ones to do, because we you know, reach out if 8 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. By the way, hit 9 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,279 Speaker 1: us up Texas four one O six one. You can 10 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: add us on the Internet's at the Jewels Show, by 11 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: the way. I'm individually, I'm a Jewel fresh. I'm at 12 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: that dream on the radio. But I'm going through these 13 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 1: and I'm literally shocked with how many women have told 14 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: a boyfriend or an ex boyfriend or current boy boyfriend 15 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: that they're pregnant and that those guys have a kid 16 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: when they don't at all. It's crazy. Yeah, that's naughty behavior. 17 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: I would be so pissed. You couldn't even Actually this 18 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: couldn't happen to you. But Jebel, you could actually have 19 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: kids that you might not know about. Yeah, Evan can't 20 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: because he's still with the girl that he lost his 21 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: virginity too. It doesn't matter forty five. Now it doesn't 22 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: matter what we're talking about. That gets added to the conversation, 23 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: It gets put in a lot. So, yeah, it couldn't 24 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: happen to you, But could you imagine if it did? 25 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: And also I suppose there could be I mean I've 26 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: always thought that I can't have him just because in 27 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 1: generalize that I don't have him A secret kid. Yeah, 28 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: just a kid that he doesn't know about, Like a 29 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 1: woman had a baby and she just never told the 30 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: dad or she doesn't know who that is. Yeah, I 31 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 1: couldn't imagine that happened to me. I've had people tell 32 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: me that they were pregnant before purpose would a baby. Yeah, 33 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: well someone else's guess what, I'm pregnant to try to 34 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: give me a stick around, I think because you're breaking 35 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: up with her. It was like in high school, Oh wow, pregnant. Wow. 36 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: I was like, I was freaking out. Obviously I was 37 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 1: actually pregnant in high school, and so I wonder if 38 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 1: you thought I was joking. I'm like, I'm pregnant. I definitely. 39 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,479 Speaker 1: I bought a pregnancy test. You did, and she never 40 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: took it. Oh then, because then she finally came clean, 41 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm not pregnant. I knew that 42 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: I was about a pregnancy test and my parents found it. 43 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: I would kill my daughter. She's fifteen. I couldn't murder her. 44 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: But I knew that I was pregnant before I even 45 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: knew that I was pregnant, because because I could smell 46 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: cigarette smoke because I didn't smoke, but I could small 47 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: cigarette smoke when I normally wouldn't be able to, like 48 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: really easily something. I know your your sense of smell 49 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: goes up when you're pregnant, and I'm like, I might 50 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: get pregnant, So it just enhances your smell for a 51 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: little bit. That's it. Yeah, but that's like a superpower, 52 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: superman pregnancy superpower. I have a lot of superpowers, duh. Yeah, 53 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 1: it's just one of our many like multit but I could. Yeah, 54 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: I mean imagine that though somebody tells you that they 55 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: have a kid, but it tells you that you have 56 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: a kid with them, but it's actually not your kid. 57 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: They just did it to mess with you, and they 58 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: know it's not. That is messed up, shallow. This probably 59 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 1: couldn't happen for Alex because she'd probably know if she 60 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 1: had a kid. Another one. I think so based on 61 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: just you know, how bodies work. Yeah, but I mean 62 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine though, being me right now at my 63 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: age married to Alex, were married, by the way, you 64 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 1: didn't know that step kids, everything cool, like cool, and 65 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: then all of a sudden somebody shows up or calls 66 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: and goes, hey, remember me from back in nineteen ninety eight, 67 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: Oh wow, you have a how old would that be now? 68 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: Twenty three three? I'll let be fine, they're adults. At 69 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 1: that point, I was like a kid kid. That'd be 70 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,959 Speaker 1: so strange though, to have to like start raising a 71 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: kid that you didn't even know you had. Yeah, it's 72 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: way too because if they arrive on your doorstep, and 73 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: I mean at the end of the day their family, 74 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: so I guess like I'd have to be like, oh 75 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: my god right away. I would go full Maury at 76 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: that point. You know. I saw in Mari one time 77 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: this woman had at least fifty men come to get 78 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: DNA tested to find out who the baby daddy is. 79 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 1: And I believe it so much now I know at 80 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: my old wise age that it was just all set 81 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: up or TV that she doesn't have fifty dads that 82 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: she thought it might be that she just just for 83 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: TV and his bacon has written in ding and she 84 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: she has sex without many people and she doesn't and 85 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: she's still trying to come back and find and she 86 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: still doesn't know. It's like and he is not the father? Yeah, 87 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 1: well keep graves people back like that. And I'm like, 88 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 1: and that's a small window as well to have let 89 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: me tell you, let me tell you it is. In 90 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: my mind, I would definitely go full on more Povich 91 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: though at that point. Oh hell yeah, I would just 92 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: be like that knows at mine. Yeah, I'd be looking 93 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 1: at going, wait, that's redhead, you are not the father, 94 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: and then I just starts to see you walking. Yeah, otherwise, 95 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: what's exactly like you? Yeah, exactly her nose and your 96 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: entire recipe. That's not me at all. What are you 97 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 1: talking about? It has the same voice, same everything. Okay, 98 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: never mind. Maybe it is money, you know what, Like 99 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: women could have kids that they don't know about actually 100 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: really right, because can't they donate their eggs? Oh yeah, yeah, 101 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 1: you could donate their eggs? Yeah, actually fix to like 102 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: have two people will have a kid together and they 103 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: don't want to have them sleep together, and so they're 104 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: just in vitro it you have a thought about woman. 105 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: I would donate my eggs. Yeah, absolutely, they get paid. Well, 106 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: hold on, it's like five grand. Well you know you're 107 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: a man and you could donate sperm, right, Dudes get 108 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: fifty bucks? Yeah, yeah, but you can kind of get 109 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 1: that out. I mean I can. I could probably get 110 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: five grand in a week at fifty bucks. That you go. 111 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: Women get paid a lot for their eggs though. That's 112 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: pretty cool because it's much more invasive and they only 113 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: have they have, like there's only unlimited number of eggs 114 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: that women have, so it's more expect But it's like 115 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: five grand. I would take a vacation every here each time. 116 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 1: Mary Jake, oh my god, I think you need to 117 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:05,679 Speaker 1: find some eggs