Speaker 1: Elvis Durand's phone tap and today it's from Garrett.
Speaker 2: Yes, what's it all about?
Speaker 3: Garrett?
Speaker 1: Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her husband Tony. Now,
Speaker 1: Tony's that guy on the block who loves to deck
Speaker 1: out his house for the holiday season with lights, blow
Speaker 1: up things on in the front lawn, all over the house,
Speaker 1: even in the backyard. So I'm going to start the
Speaker 1: call to Tony as his brand new neighbor that lives
Speaker 1: right behind him, that he hasn't met yet, let him
Speaker 1: know I have a little issue with his holiday decor
Speaker 1: around his house. Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in, Yes,
Speaker 1: the holiday decorations.
Speaker 2: Let's listen in to Garrett's phone tap.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Tony farsh Yes.
Speaker 1: Hey Tony, my name is George Feene. I live right
Speaker 1: behind you. I just moved in about three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: We haven't met yet, so I know this is not
Speaker 1: the best way to meet, but I'm having a little
Speaker 1: issue and wondering if you could help me out with this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Shoot, I noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff
Speaker 1: went up in your front and even backyard too.
Speaker 2: But I have stuff in the backyard. It's it's just
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Much coming into my house and it's always blinking and
Speaker 1: boom boom boom, and I'm trying to sleep and it's
Speaker 1: like boom boom.
Speaker 3: I understand, but but you know yet to the stand too,
Speaker 3: is the season?
Speaker 1: Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take
Speaker 1: down a few in the backyard and just I know you.
Speaker 3: New and everything, but I ask anybody in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Every single year, people come from all over. I am like,
Speaker 3: you know, famous, a little bit over in the area
Speaker 3: for this. Okay. You know I've won awards every year,
Speaker 3: I get a brize. Okay, what I dons or whatever?
Speaker 3: And and you know, I'm very sorry. You can't sleep
Speaker 3: a put a mask over your face or whatever your eyes,
Speaker 3: cover your eyes somehow. But the lights are not going off. Okay.
Speaker 2: I was afraid that we're going down this route.
Speaker 1: This morning. I went to your house and I took
Speaker 1: your blow up Santa. I took your blow up inflatable Sanna.
Speaker 3: And not have you better not have?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it is sitting in my basement right now.
Speaker 1: And if you want to turn down some of your lights,
Speaker 1: you can get Santa back.
Speaker 3: I listen to me. I get hold about six seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: That better be back where you found it. Do you
Speaker 3: want to stand me?
Speaker 1: I will give it back and put it where I
Speaker 1: found it, exact place once. Once the lights get turned.
Speaker 3: Off, nos're not getting turned off. Okay, I don't get
Speaker 3: on some millis from you. Okay, you.
Speaker 2: Stand him back again?
Speaker 3: Is a family? You want to my tense? Do you
Speaker 3: understand what that means to me?
Speaker 2: You're giving your kids a blow up? Santa?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay if it's any of your business?
Speaker 1: All right, well your business, Well, maybe we can work
Speaker 1: a deal. We're friends here, we're friends. Deal all right, Well,
Speaker 1: maybe you can come over. We'll have some coffee or
Speaker 1: maybe some tea. Seem like a tea guy. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about this.
Speaker 3: How about that for a deal.
Speaker 2: I will defight Santa right now. I will deflate him,
Speaker 2: and you will not be able to blow him up again.
Speaker 3: Santa, I will go.
Speaker 2: I will cut him, call him show ps.
Speaker 1: Make sure your wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm
Speaker 1: tired of seeing her walk around naked in the backyard.
Speaker 1: She had some orange juice naked the other day. Whoa
Speaker 1: lodie do look at me.
Speaker 3: No, she does not do that. First of ball, and
Speaker 3: if you disrespect my wife one more time, by sack,
Speaker 3: you're gonna get.
Speaker 2: I am not disrespecting anybody Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
Speaker 2: I didn't know he was that into Christmas.
Speaker 3: He's awful. Oh he's calling me right now.
Speaker 2: Let it go to voicemail and freaking out a little
Speaker 2: bit more and then we'll call him right back.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi, honey, what's up? Hey, Hey, listen,
Speaker 3: well you right now you're home. I'm running arandonm at
Speaker 3: the post office. And then I was gonna go forget
Speaker 3: all that. Go home right now. He should have gone.
Speaker 3: Our houses under attack. But that crazy guy behind us.
Speaker 3: Our house is under attack. Yes, she's saying she took
Speaker 3: Sad already. He said fanta. Yes, she said he's soul Shada,
Speaker 3: and he's not gonna give him back. It's I drop
Speaker 3: the legs of the back because I keeping him up
Speaker 3: at night. I don't know whatever, I don't care. I'm
Speaker 3: like you, having drinksh over here. He probably don't even
Speaker 3: celebrate Christmas. That's why he's ou He might have a point.
Speaker 3: What the backyard life. If they're too bright. We're talking
Speaker 3: about what are you turn it on me? Not too
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know the thing. But he's telling
Speaker 3: me that he's looking at you through the window, drinking
Speaker 3: orange shoes naked. We are doing that. I do it
Speaker 3: every morning. Pursue you're doing Why would you do that?
Speaker 3: It's my line. I'm so embarrassed this guys. I'm tell
Speaker 3: pulling Malia saying he's making things up and he selling
Speaker 3: minute truth. Dot some clothes on and drink your juice?
Speaker 3: Will you?
Speaker 2: Tony? Tony? What hey, Tony?
Speaker 1: My name is Garetha Elvis Durant in the Morning Show
Speaker 1: and you just got phone taps?
Speaker 3: Oh my yeah, how a Santa Yo? I already I
Speaker 3: was already going to drive it home, going ninety miles
Speaker 3: an hour over here.
Speaker 1: Tony, what do you want to say to your wife?
Speaker 3: H is Stanna? Better be home when I get home already.
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