WEBVTT - I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durand's phone tap and today it's from Garrett.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what's it all about?

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<v Speaker 3>Garrett?

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<v Speaker 1>Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her husband Tony. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>Tony's that guy on the block who loves to deck

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<v Speaker 1>out his house for the holiday season with lights, blow

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<v Speaker 1>up things on in the front lawn, all over the house,

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<v Speaker 1>even in the backyard. So I'm going to start the

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<v Speaker 1>call to Tony as his brand new neighbor that lives

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<v Speaker 1>right behind him, that he hasn't met yet, let him

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<v Speaker 1>know I have a little issue with his holiday decor

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<v Speaker 1>around his house. Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the holiday decorations.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in to Garrett's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi, is this Tony farsh Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Tony, my name is George Feene. I live right

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<v Speaker 1>behind you. I just moved in about three weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't met yet, so I know this is not

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<v Speaker 1>the best way to meet, but I'm having a little

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<v Speaker 1>issue and wondering if you could help me out with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Shoot, I noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff

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<v Speaker 1>went up in your front and even backyard too.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have stuff in the backyard. It's it's just

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Much coming into my house and it's always blinking and

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<v Speaker 1>boom boom boom, and I'm trying to sleep and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like boom boom.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand, but but you know yet to the stand too,

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<v Speaker 3>is the season?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take

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<v Speaker 1>down a few in the backyard and just I know you.

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<v Speaker 3>New and everything, but I ask anybody in the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>Every single year, people come from all over. I am like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, famous, a little bit over in the area

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<v Speaker 3>for this. Okay. You know I've won awards every year,

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<v Speaker 3>I get a brize. Okay, what I dons or whatever?

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<v Speaker 3>And and you know, I'm very sorry. You can't sleep

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<v Speaker 3>a put a mask over your face or whatever your eyes,

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<v Speaker 3>cover your eyes somehow. But the lights are not going off. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was afraid that we're going down this route.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning. I went to your house and I took

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<v Speaker 1>your blow up Santa. I took your blow up inflatable Sanna.

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<v Speaker 3>And not have you better not have?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, it is sitting in my basement right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you want to turn down some of your lights,

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<v Speaker 1>you can get Santa back.

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<v Speaker 3>I listen to me. I get hold about six seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>That better be back where you found it. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>want to stand me?

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<v Speaker 1>I will give it back and put it where I

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<v Speaker 1>found it, exact place once. Once the lights get turned.

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<v Speaker 3>Off, nos're not getting turned off. Okay, I don't get

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<v Speaker 3>on some millis from you. Okay, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Stand him back again?

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<v Speaker 3>Is a family? You want to my tense? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>understand what that means to me?

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<v Speaker 2>You're giving your kids a blow up? Santa?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay if it's any of your business?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well your business, Well, maybe we can work

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<v Speaker 1>a deal. We're friends here, we're friends. Deal all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you can come over. We'll have some coffee or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe some tea. Seem like a tea guy. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this.

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<v Speaker 3>How about that for a deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I will defight Santa right now. I will deflate him,

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<v Speaker 2>and you will not be able to blow him up again.

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<v Speaker 3>Santa, I will go.

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<v Speaker 2>I will cut him, call him show ps.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure your wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>tired of seeing her walk around naked in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>She had some orange juice naked the other day. Whoa

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<v Speaker 1>lodie do look at me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she does not do that. First of ball, and

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<v Speaker 3>if you disrespect my wife one more time, by sack,

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not disrespecting anybody Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know he was that into Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>He's awful. Oh he's calling me right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Let it go to voicemail and freaking out a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more and then we'll call him right back.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi, honey, what's up? Hey, Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>well you right now you're home. I'm running arandonm at

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<v Speaker 3>the post office. And then I was gonna go forget

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<v Speaker 3>all that. Go home right now. He should have gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Our houses under attack. But that crazy guy behind us.

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<v Speaker 3>Our house is under attack. Yes, she's saying she took

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<v Speaker 3>Sad already. He said fanta. Yes, she said he's soul Shada,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's not gonna give him back. It's I drop

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<v Speaker 3>the legs of the back because I keeping him up

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<v Speaker 3>at night. I don't know whatever, I don't care. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like you, having drinksh over here. He probably don't even

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<v Speaker 3>celebrate Christmas. That's why he's ou He might have a point.

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<v Speaker 3>What the backyard life. If they're too bright. We're talking

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<v Speaker 3>about what are you turn it on me? Not too

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I don't know the thing. But he's telling

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<v Speaker 3>me that he's looking at you through the window, drinking

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<v Speaker 3>orange shoes naked. We are doing that. I do it

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<v Speaker 3>every morning. Pursue you're doing Why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's my line. I'm so embarrassed this guys. I'm tell

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<v Speaker 3>pulling Malia saying he's making things up and he selling

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<v Speaker 3>minute truth. Dot some clothes on and drink your juice?

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<v Speaker 3>Will you?

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<v Speaker 2>Tony? Tony? What hey, Tony?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Garetha Elvis Durant in the Morning Show

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<v Speaker 1>and you just got phone taps?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my yeah, how a Santa Yo? I already I

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<v Speaker 3>was already going to drive it home, going ninety miles

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<v Speaker 3>an hour over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony, what do you want to say to your wife?

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<v Speaker 3>H is Stanna? Better be home when I get home already.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran phone tap on.

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