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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Elvis to Represents Minute Morning showy, welcome, welcome. Hi. That's

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Speaker 1: two days in a row. You didn't say anything, you're coming,

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Speaker 1: you do. I want someone else to take the lead

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Speaker 1: that don't stand by the gold mic. Sorry, it's my position. Hi, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: Gandhi's here. Hello, I'm scary David Brodie, Garrett d Morning.

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Speaker 1: They n here, I said, Nate kind of swallow like

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Speaker 1: Gandy's back. Yay, I miss you guys. Hey, you were

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Speaker 1: in Elvis's house. I was crazy, is it how many?

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Speaker 1: It's like the most Instagram norble house on the planet.

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Speaker 1: But I would never party there. I didn't drink all

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Speaker 1: weekend because I was like, if I knocked something over,

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Speaker 1: game over, you go through the medicine cabinets. No, I

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Speaker 1: didn't do any of that at because you have an

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Speaker 1: in ground pool on the side of a mountain. Pretty much,

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Speaker 1: it's got an infinity pool. Damn it off into the woods.

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Speaker 1: It's beautiful, really, it's so pretty. I thought you was

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Speaker 1: at a hotel. I was like, oh wow, what hotels?

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Speaker 1: Oh shit? How far away from his bedroom was your

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Speaker 1: bedroom or was it right next door? Completely opposite side

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Speaker 1: the property. I had to hop in an air of

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Speaker 1: bus my bedrooms in the Goofy area. And isn't a

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Speaker 1: huge house. It's because we've been We were in the

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Speaker 1: last one and that one was massive, so this, I

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Speaker 1: think this one is bigger. But yeah, it's strategically planned

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Speaker 1: like you could he could have. I mean there were

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Speaker 1: five of us staying there and you would never have

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Speaker 1: known the other people. You know, because I loved when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid, I loved looking at home plans

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Speaker 1: and all the unique things that these big houses had,

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Speaker 1: because growing up we had a three bedroom, one bath house.

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Speaker 1: So I would see something like a library or a

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Speaker 1: study on the floor plan and I would get excited.

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Speaker 1: Does he have a bunker that would like what fancy thing?

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Speaker 1: Asked him? Yeah, Um, he has wine seller. Definitely a

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Speaker 1: wine seller. Um. The entire thing is rigged up so

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Speaker 1: he can like set all the lights and alarms whatever

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Speaker 1: from his phone. His his floors are heated, because I

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Speaker 1: walked in and was likeming themselves with the sun. I am.

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Speaker 1: I have heated floors in my bathroom. But that's that's

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Speaker 1: all we can know, the entire floors. I'm doing something wrong, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in your apartment. You're lucky, though, you've got fungus on

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Speaker 1: your floors. Un pointed that out. Hey man, you really

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Speaker 1: need to have somebody scraping between your tiles. You fungus

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Speaker 1: in your tile? You know, it's like most How are

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Speaker 1: you going to compare fungus to something else? Right now?

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Speaker 1: Thought that Elvis had milded, but it was actually caviar

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Speaker 1: on the floor. Yeah, it was like slightly rusted gold. No,

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Speaker 1: it's a beautiful house. I can't wait for you guys

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Speaker 1: to go. Did you talk about getting pulled over? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. We got pulled over on the way to

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Speaker 1: the airport. Done it. I was with our friend Dennis

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Speaker 1: a Lydia. Yeah, and he was going seventy seven and

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Speaker 1: a fifty five. We got pulled over, and their troopers

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Speaker 1: over there, very efficient. The guy just walked over and said,

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Speaker 1: you're going seventy seven and fifty five. Would you like

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Speaker 1: a ticket that you can just pay for or do

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Speaker 1: you want to go to court? Wow, they don't even

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Speaker 1: give you the option anymore. He was like, that's that

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Speaker 1: never works. How much do you screen profiling? How much

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Speaker 1: you out? That's not bad York City? You have the

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Speaker 1: guy cut us a break. He said we were over,

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Speaker 1: but he just gave us the ten miles over instead

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Speaker 1: of however many over you get points on your insurance.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't driving. I don't know what happened here, hoping

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Speaker 1: to get a hundred dollar bill and keep it change.

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Speaker 1: But Gandhi did check off the Instagram bucket list though,

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Speaker 1: of getting a picture through the rear view mirror of

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Speaker 1: the cop behind her and saying I just got pulled over.

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Speaker 1: Oh I've done that many times, many many times, but

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Speaker 1: I missed you guys. It was fun. He had a

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Speaker 1: good time. Did you have the quintessential question? Like do

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Speaker 1: you know why I pulled you over? Like every movie,

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Speaker 1: every cop does that. Not a movie, it's real life.

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Speaker 1: This cop was like if you could design a cop

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Speaker 1: and cut it out of paper, that's exactly what he

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Speaker 1: looked like. Was like those South Park cops, really dark glasses,

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Speaker 1: the hat, Stanley cup. What is what is their goal?

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Speaker 1: When they ask you do you know I pulled you over?

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Speaker 1: Somebody actually gotta buckle and say, oh god, I got

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Speaker 1: a dead body in the trunk, because most of the

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Speaker 1: time you go, I don't, I don't, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I did wrong. I think you're supposed by you

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know what I did wrong, officer, Um,

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Speaker 1: that's what I do. But then they call bullshit on

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Speaker 1: you and double your ticket. But I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I did wrong. Most of the time, I'm like, like what,

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Speaker 1: I really don't know? There, I generally don't know what

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Speaker 1: I'm speeding. Like if I go, I don't like deliberately speeds.

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Speaker 1: So if I'm over, it's because I just lost track,

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Speaker 1: of which You've got a great excuse. But I got

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Speaker 1: my whole thing down. Let's hear, all right that we

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Speaker 1: get some sirens or something over the great teas driving

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Speaker 1: all right, make some car noise. First of all, I

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Speaker 1: give you a little look in the in the rear view,

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Speaker 1: and I go, I got you, like, I got you like, wait,

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Speaker 1: you have a gun in your Okay, So okay, I

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Speaker 1: pull over over, and then he comes over, right, comes over.

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Speaker 1: And then in my glove compartment, I already have all

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Speaker 1: my stuff already ready to go. Then there, I already

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Speaker 1: have my pb A card. I already have everything all

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Speaker 1: set license and registration. Please, no, you have to say,

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Speaker 1: do you know why pulled you over? No? No, First

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Speaker 1: I say license and registration and I go, yes, I

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Speaker 1: go here you go, you know I pulled you over,

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Speaker 1: and I do this. I go, Okay, First of all,

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Speaker 1: that is nasty. Don't be nasty with me, officer. I

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Speaker 1: swear I'm not trying to beat. Don't, don't want to

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Speaker 1: don't to be honest, officer, I know exactly what happened.

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Speaker 1: I was going too fast. I didn't mean it. Um

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Speaker 1: Basically what happened was have you ever had this problem? Like?

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Speaker 1: My boss seriously called me and I wanted to yell

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Speaker 1: at him and I couldn't, so I got angry. Well,

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Speaker 1: my it's I took it off to get the you know,

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Speaker 1: license and registration and uh so anyway, and then he

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Speaker 1: And then he goes, uh, you know, a PB a car.

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Speaker 1: Hey look at me when you're talking. Oh yeah, well

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Speaker 1: I try not if you don't, you give him a

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Speaker 1: somber loof you look the other way, you know. And

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Speaker 1: then I go, yeah, so, I you know I was speeding,

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Speaker 1: but wait, do I smell marijuana? Well? That was that

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Speaker 1: was my friend that was my friend. But then he says,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll say, you know where you get the

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Speaker 1: pb A card from? And then I go, always go,

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Speaker 1: always go listen. I don't know if you know, if

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Speaker 1: you're familiar, I'm Greg teth Power, please step out of

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Speaker 1: the vie, but I don't want to go away. I'm

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Speaker 1: Greg t from the Elvis dram Morning Show. And uh,

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Speaker 1: would Christine nag please step out of a lot of

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Speaker 1: softball games raising money for children. That's why up backup

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Speaker 1: called them back up. The Chief of police gave me

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Speaker 1: this card and side I would have taken you like

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Speaker 1: a hundred times, stop with the bs, like I don't

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Speaker 1: just have a ticket because I was I always say.

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Speaker 1: The chief gave this and he said, if ever you're trouble,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know if this is trouble, but I

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Speaker 1: figured i'd give it to you now. And here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: So great, Tea and I both you're very lucky enough

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Speaker 1: to get a pb A card. Can you explain that too?

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Speaker 1: Because people as a New York thing that New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: To we get New York New Jersey, it's association. It

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Speaker 1: shows you have a friend or your associate with someone

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Speaker 1: in the correct So a police officer kindly gave great

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Speaker 1: tea and I won. One time a few years ago.

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Speaker 1: They called to get out of jail free card. But

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Speaker 1: it's not just to get out of jail free card.

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Speaker 1: This one was specific. It was it was embroidered with

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Speaker 1: the guy's name on it. It was old. Card had

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Speaker 1: engraved stop being a dick for a second. Al right,

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Speaker 1: Gregg T gets pulled over. The cop goes, how do

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Speaker 1: you know this guy? What's his name? Greg T forgot

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Speaker 1: to look at the guy's name. Who looks at that

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Speaker 1: stuff and say thank you when you're getting it, that's all.

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Speaker 1: So the guy asked, how do you know this guy?

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Speaker 1: He's my cousin and goes, well, what's your cousin's name?

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Speaker 1: And I didn't know. He didn't know. I said it

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Speaker 1: was and he says he it says right here, family member,

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Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I know, and he goes, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: He goes, the first name is Italian and I go,

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Speaker 1: what's his last name? And I go um, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: come on, He's like your family and officer, and then

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Speaker 1: and he's like, and when you call your body, that's

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Speaker 1: getting points and odd stuff I did because it's off topic.

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Speaker 1: So what Once I got pulled over over here and

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Speaker 1: I never said I was. She realized it, and she said,

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Speaker 1: get you know, so when we got to court, she said,

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Speaker 1: to me. This is exactly what you do, and she

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Speaker 1: told me exactly what to do, what to say, what

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Speaker 1: not to say. She said, this is what I'm going

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Speaker 1: to say when we go in there. Don't say anything more,

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Speaker 1: don't say anything less, and don't say it. Tell anyone

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Speaker 1: that I brought you here. These people listening to this podcast,

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Speaker 1: No nobody. I don't know who she's talking we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You have no idea talking about a friends. So we

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Speaker 1: went inside. I did exactly what she said, and she said,

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Speaker 1: You didn't really know what happened. You don't remember the day.

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Speaker 1: And she made she didn't have all the information she needed,

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Speaker 1: basically got me off the ticket. It's nice, totally hooked

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Speaker 1: it up. So I thought it. I thought a ticket

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Speaker 1: one time and I go to court because I figured, Okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe the cop won't show up, which in that case

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Speaker 1: they throw the case out. They sometimes they don't have

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Speaker 1: multiple chances. They come back and they have to come

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Speaker 1: back another time. Come back showed up. Why that's not fair.

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Speaker 1: So I'm there and the cop shows up. I really

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Speaker 1: don't want to have to do this, but you know what,

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