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Speaker 1: Karen confronts us knocks her drinks over because we're drinking

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Speaker 2: Okay, op, this is okay. Ope, I'm Sam and.

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Speaker 3: I'm John Frye and I'm nameless James.

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Speaker 2: Welcome Nameless James. Guys, he is name full but nameless

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Speaker 2: at the same time, an enigma and enigma that he is.

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Speaker 2: And it's not even James is not even close to

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Speaker 2: share one single letter, not one not. Why do you

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Speaker 2: why did you make it nameless? James?

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I that was the first thing that came to

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Speaker 2: Not even his own name. Yeah, when I was nameless.

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Speaker 4: And then I knew I didn't want it to be

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Speaker 4: and I was just trying various things and that just like.

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Speaker 2: It just it just felt right. Okay. Yeah, it does

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Speaker 2: have it does roll off the tongue, it rings.

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Speaker 3: There's kind of some rhymeiness going on there.

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Speaker 2: Some slant rhymes perhaps, Yeah, is that what it is?

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Speaker 2: A slant RD?

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Speaker 1: I think a slant rhyme is something it's like close

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Speaker 1: Dame and James, that's a full rhyme. I have a

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Speaker 1: question for you guys. We're we're young, debaucherous men. You

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Speaker 1: the story of you getting into a debaucherous situation involving

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Speaker 2: Go yeah, yeah, in sixty seconds. Make sure you get

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Speaker 2: a fellony, a debaucherous situation, yeah, or even.

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Speaker 1: Just a fun like you got super drunk and like,

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Speaker 2: I want your your drunkest story that is most incriminating, Yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: most incriminated your real name, so it's fine. What's incriminating

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Speaker 2: is like a hangover story.

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Speaker 3: And it was more of like a maybe maybe the

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Speaker 3: But freshman year of college, goofing around with the lacrosse ball.

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Speaker 3: You know those things are pretty heavy, dude, those are

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Speaker 2: Right, but if you missed. Yeah, and being a little

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Speaker 3: I sailed it high, went right through the window like

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Speaker 2: Pretending I'm not doing anything, doing anything.

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Speaker 3: And almost almost got almost got caught for it, but.

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Speaker 2: You got away, got away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they couldn't really prove who it was, except now

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he is sitting at the corner.

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Speaker 2: Why are the kids in the bar.

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Speaker 2: I mean, were they not carded? Did they have like

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Speaker 2: my whowaii I'm twenty five. Yeah, yeah mcloven at eight

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Speaker 1: So anytime the weather's gotten above ten degrees celsius fifty

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Speaker 1: Everyone is flocking to the pubs, beer gardens, fields for

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Speaker 2: That is an excellent question, because like, do they have

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Speaker 1: Or beer taps disguised as flowers. Oh that's even better thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm like imagining like the you know, like the secret

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Speaker 2: It was not a universal poor.

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Speaker 1: You'll find your own style one day, kayeh, Yeah, you'll

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Speaker 2: Back to our protagonist at the beer garden. Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: So here is where I first clocked our entitled mother.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how did I clock her? You ask? Clock her? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I saw her child jumping from chair to chair and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, that is drunk, like the drunk baby beams.

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Speaker 1: That is intolerable behavior. AnyWho, my friends and I were chatting,

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, what else are you gonna get at

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Speaker 2: a beer guard, apple juice from the apples that are growing? Yes,

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Speaker 2: Like geez, it's really good. That's interesting.

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Speaker 1: Something about you see the behavior like you you reflect

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Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, hurt people, hurt people, except drunk people.

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Speaker 2: Hurt people hurt people then, except not that bad. I know,

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Speaker 2: but I've never heard that before. Oh yeah, that's a

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Speaker 2: good one. That's a good one. Hurt people. That's deep quotes.

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Speaker 1: We decided to stand up and walk to the balcony

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Speaker 1: On the way back, Karen decided to stand up and

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Speaker 2: I hope you're buying me another one, Karen. Oh, this

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Speaker 2: It's like that scene in Shrek when he has to

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Speaker 1: Kenley sitting over a pace. No, all right, then, that

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Speaker 1: Karen was shocked. I was shocked, her child was shocked.

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Speaker 1: All of the bargoers were you guessed it shocked. Nobody

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Speaker 5: You're being too loud and getting too far drunk. It's

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Speaker 2: It's a beer guarden. It's a beer guarden in the UK. Dude,

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Speaker 2: letter you doing come on and it's over ten degrees

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Speaker 2: I think that is. That's just the UK, that's just

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Speaker 2: they call it a nice afternoon in the beer garden,

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Speaker 2: in the in the garden. Yeah, the UK. Every garden

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Speaker 2: is a beer garden. That's true. That's true. Amber. Why

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Speaker 5: It matters because my child is watching you throw back

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Speaker 2: Maybe don't take your kid to a beer garden.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a good way to start by not

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Speaker 2: Also, we aren't being that loud, Like, not all of us.

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Speaker 2: Tell them, Amber, Damn, that's some logic, right, there's she's

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Speaker 2: throwing some logic. Yeah, yeah, you gotta you gotta throw

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Speaker 2: some Karen logic back at the Karens. You know.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's see if she can compute. You shouldn't be

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Speaker 2: It's bloody ridiculous, dude, Who are you the beer police? Why?

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Speaker 2: That's what I was about to say.

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Speaker 3: Karen, you have a weekday, no home, bro, or go

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Speaker 3: to something where there's not beer.

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Speaker 2: Drunk people and beer anywhere else that does not have

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Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with it. These these people weren't at

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Speaker 2: You know what Karen figured out, step on that soapbox.

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Speaker 3: Tell her, Tell her, Karen, I've been around people like

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Speaker 3: you my whole life, and you know what, you can

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Speaker 3: just relax a little bit. Life doesn't have to be

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Speaker 3: so played by the rules.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to preach.

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Speaker 3: Just smoke some weed, Karen Church, Take a walk in

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Speaker 2: Need it, I don't know, on a trip. It's it.

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Speaker 2: That was beautiful amber.

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Speaker 1: It's an effing pub garden, you bledy muppet, muppet pop

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Speaker 1: bett our. Karen grabbed her stuff and dragged her child

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Speaker 1: it's not an excuse, but maybe she couldn't let others

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Speaker 2: the podcast. That's some sage wisdom right there. That's heard people,

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 2: I think that if you are drinking beer in a

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Speaker 2: beer garden, that should be fine. You know, call me crazy. Hey,

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Speaker 2: that's a hot take, sir. That is a controversial opinion.

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Speaker 2: I can't I agree, but I'm willing to die on

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Speaker 3: I just you know, Karen, next time, don't don't. Don't

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Speaker 3: you know what, something bad happens while you're at a

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Speaker 3: beer garden. Just leave a beer garden because there's going

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Speaker 3: to be drunk people. This is true, They're going to

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Speaker 3: be having a good time. If you don't want to

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