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Speaker 1: Hi, welcome to the Full show Man. You were in

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Speaker 1: for a treat today.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's college admissions phone tap is so funny anyway, So

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get to that in just a second, but

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Speaker 2: we do want to read a couple of comments.

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Speaker 3: Carol C.

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Speaker 2: Wrote and I'm so excited because she said she has received.

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Speaker 2: we are helping those in California so rad.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Remember those are a limited edition second ate Update merch

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Speaker 2: for a cause of the proceeds go to charity, So

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Speaker 2: go to the link in our show notes and hey,

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Speaker 2: sit back and enjoy the full show.

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Speaker 4: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for

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Speaker 4: our bi weekly segment called.

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Speaker 5: O Hot Gosh.

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Speaker 1: We've never done this is what I love it.

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Speaker 4: We do it every other week.

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Speaker 1: Apparently I've been out of the room.

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Speaker 4: God morning low a little bit too hard.

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Speaker 1: Some people would say, spill the t job.

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Speaker 4: No, it's hot goss. Okay, here we break down the

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Speaker 4: hottest celebrity gossip this side of Shanghai. Celebrities.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't know any of the current celebrities.

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Speaker 4: Well, I know the Shanghai celebrities. About this week's hot

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Speaker 4: goss is all about the bad boy of Boston, Ben Affleck.

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Speaker 4: Because Benny's been leaning on his ex Jennifer Gardner a

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Speaker 4: lot since he split up with Jay.

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Speaker 1: Lowd and forth.

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Speaker 2: Well they're just really good. They're good co parents. But

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Speaker 2: you can tell he wants her back, or.

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Speaker 4: Is he wants to do a lot more than just

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Speaker 4: lean on her. Man a so called source says he

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Speaker 4: would love another chance with Jenny g I gotta say.

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Speaker 1: This feels weird coming from you for some reason.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, because yeah, you know you don't keep

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Speaker 2: up on the gost.

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Speaker 4: King Ryan Gosking is my.

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Speaker 2: Name, but hey, finish just because I love Jennifer Gardner's response.

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Speaker 4: The thing is, at the same time, Ben realizes it's

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Speaker 4: quote not very realistic for me at this time. I'm

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Speaker 4: not sure why he thinks that.

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Speaker 1: Because Jennifer wants nothing to do with that relationship.

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Speaker 4: Sure, he's fresh off of a divorce. Sure Jennifer's in

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Speaker 4: a long term relationship with some other guy, and I think.

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Speaker 1: She's also fresh off a divorce. I think I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: Style loved dating. So she's in a serious relationship with

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Speaker 4: John Miller and Ben supposedly respects that. Not to mention,

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Speaker 4: Jen's not really feeling it after the whole you know,

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Speaker 4: nanny cheating thing and his life spiraling.

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Speaker 1: Can we could talk about how he's not aging great?

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Speaker 4: Not that too?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's ugly too.

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Speaker 2: Maybe one too many cigarettes? Yeah, you could drop that

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Speaker 2: and it would really improve your skill.

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Speaker 4: Leman. The dunkin donut diet is doing wonders for him.

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Speaker 4: But you know, the canoodling with Jennifer Lopez on a yacht,

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Speaker 4: I mean, all of that is working against him. We'll

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Speaker 4: call those minor speed bumps in his attempt to reconcile him.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it is Some are.

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Speaker 4: Saying that despite all the odds, Jen and Ben could

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Speaker 4: reuniting again. Every man deserves a seventeenth.

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Speaker 1: Chance, Brook, Jennifer Carter is like a treasure.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 4: Ben is not getting another chance, it seems, and we

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Speaker 4: only get one chance in the shock collar Question of Day,

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Speaker 4: because our digital producer is such a ruthless trivia master,

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Speaker 4: please show us mercy? Will you.

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Speaker 3: March tenth a Mario d Can we celebrate everyone's favorite

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Speaker 3: mustachio plumber, princess rescuer and DIY turtle exterminator. He's spad,

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Speaker 3: he's never on time. He spent decades risking lava burns

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Speaker 3: and getting show related concussions, all while shouting whoa every

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Speaker 3: he's not the only famous mark out there. So before

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Speaker 3: you grab your red hat and start speed running through

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Speaker 3: the day, we're going to celebrate with a special name

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Speaker 3: that Mario edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: I thought about how many concussions Mario does have? Oh

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Speaker 4: my god, yeah, poor guy.

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Speaker 3: You guys say number one through twenty. I'll give you

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Speaker 3: a hint about a famous real Mario in the world.

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Speaker 3: Just have to name them or something about them, maybe

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Speaker 3: woman who thought super Mario was an either or option

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Speaker 3: on a diner's lunch menu. That's Alexis super or Mario

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Speaker 3: sandwich broke. I got it your turn. How about a

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Speaker 3: number vin, alexis your famous Mario is Mario? Andretti he's

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Speaker 3: retired now, but what was his famous profession?

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Speaker 4: That's a good question.

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Speaker 1: Andretti sounds like some like orchestra leader.

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Speaker 4: Name you talent?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's because of the Bocelli guy.

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Speaker 4: That's why all Italians orchestra is long lost.

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Speaker 1: Orchestra music brother, ja conductor, the.

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Speaker 3: Fastest conductor ever, j Oh, he says Mario Andretti's a

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Speaker 3: maestro and orchestra.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 3: Incorrect. He's a phrase car driver. Brook. It's your turn.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me thirteen.

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Speaker 3: Your famous Mario is Mario the R and B singer.

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Speaker 3: Oh all right, how about your name any song from

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Speaker 3: his catalog? Oh no, you could have used it for

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Speaker 3: a long time. It's easy for you.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Let me love you all right?

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Speaker 4: Thanks, Jose, How did you get that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Loved Mario.

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Speaker 4: He really do everything.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could name another one though,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't named that one without Jose.

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Speaker 4: There is a second one.

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Speaker 1: Did he have one?

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Speaker 3: No, that he had two? And that's why I loved him,

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Speaker 3: because I was like, he's not a one hit wonder

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Speaker 3: to my friends, he's a two hit wonder. Jose. It's

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Speaker 3: your turn. Eleven and thirteen are off the board. Let's

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Speaker 3: go four. Number four, Jose. Your famous Mario is Mario Lopez.

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Speaker 3: Under his bio. He says he's a TV host and

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Speaker 3: what else?

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Speaker 4: Well, he's done a lot.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's an actor for sure.

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Speaker 4: Well doesn't it just say professional heart throb like.

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Speaker 3: A right, I'm gonna assume it says actor. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say lifeguard because I think that was

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Speaker 2: his job in summer the bell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeffrey, it's your turn.

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Speaker 4: How about a number number ten?

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, you're Mario is Mario van Peebles. What is his profession?

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Speaker 1: Oh, obviously also a heart throb?

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Speaker 4: Well, van Peebles. So he's Dutch?

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Speaker 1: Is that what that means?

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Speaker 4: He feels like van Peebles. It feels like a very

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Speaker 4: fancy name, like he'd be some sort of fashion designer

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Speaker 4: or hairstylist.

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Speaker 1: What about a chocolate tear?

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Speaker 4: I said fashion does hairstyle?

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Speaker 3: Dutch guy that made the.

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Speaker 4: Hat, and so I think he does hairstyling for the

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Speaker 4: Hemsworth Brothers exclusively.

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Speaker 3: Jeff said, Mario van Peebles is a hairstylist. That's incorrect.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Jeffy's not Dutch either, He's Mexican. Mario van

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Speaker 3: Peebles is an actor and director.

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Speaker 1: Oh do we know any of his stuffers?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Brook, do you know? Let's go back

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Speaker 3: to you then, Okay, ten, eleven, thirteen, and four are

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Speaker 3: off the board. How about a number one? Brook Your

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Speaker 3: Mario is Mario Lemieux. What is his profession?

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Speaker 2: Wow, mister Lemieux sounds very familiar, like, yes, Mario Lemieux,

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Speaker 2: what do you do?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go musician, Brooks.

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Speaker 3: Mario Lemieux is a musician.

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Speaker 9: He is.

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Speaker 4: The hockey stick. He's a musician.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he did some art on ice. Mario, and you

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Speaker 3: paid for the Pittsburgh Penguins for many years. I think

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Speaker 3: she currently owns part of the team as well. Oh wow,

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Speaker 3: that means, Jose, you have won the Mario edition of

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Speaker 3: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations, Jose, you rule over Mario Land, So you get

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Speaker 4: to choose to get shocked while singing let Me Love

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Speaker 4: You by Mario. I think it'd be hilarious. Her alexis

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Speaker 4: try this one.

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Speaker 11: You've never heard it?

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Speaker 4: Oh you do?

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Speaker 1: But she's slow danced in middle school? D shut Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Hala shakers.

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Speaker 3: Hardly. You should let me love you, Let me be

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Speaker 3: the one to give you everything.

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Speaker 11: You want a.

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Speaker 4: Baby Einstein version. That's cool. That's your shock collar.

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Speaker 9: Question of the day Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: The word of the hour is disappointment. Oh it's Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yes, really, because you may

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Speaker 4: have seen this if you follow our social media at

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey. But a video went up of our

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Speaker 4: lizard tongued morning show test to Baby technical director Ashton

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Speaker 4: attempting a certain eating challenge called the uncrust of Blitz.

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Speaker 1: I was so confident, I think I disgusting. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was going to say there was no blitz at all,

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Speaker 1: just a slow chow.

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Speaker 4: The thing was he had to He had a big

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Speaker 4: stack of uncrustables, those peanut butter jelly sandwiches in front

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Speaker 4: of him, and he had one whole minute to eat

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Speaker 4: as many of them as possible.

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Speaker 1: Didn't he say he thought he'd get twenty down.

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Speaker 4: He's gaming high, gaming very high.

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Speaker 1: He inhaled the first one, like it truly?

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Speaker 2: Was it so good the first five seconds.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to judge too much. I will say

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Speaker 4: I did expect him to down more than one, maybe

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Speaker 3: It did stop after.

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Speaker 4: Stopped out at one, but you were sitting right next

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Speaker 4: to him, what was your reaction?

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Speaker 2: He put the second one in his mouth and just

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Speaker 2: gone got it for like the longest time, chewy, chewing,

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Speaker 2: And then finally the minute was up. Like I was like, dude,

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Speaker 2: we're at thirty seconds. I thought he was gonna try

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Speaker 2: harder when I gave him a time cue, but he

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Speaker 2: just kept on trying to chew that second one.

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Speaker 4: There was a brick of bread in his mouth.

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Speaker 1: He never got it chew.

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Speaker 3: She will spin it out.

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Speaker 4: Let's not be too hard on him, though, because remember

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Speaker 4: he taco bell for an entire month, so his digestive

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Speaker 4: tract is permanently damaged. He's like fruit body rejecting. Just

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Speaker 4: the act of swallowing now is probably a giant struggle.

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Speaker 3: So it's like everything in bed.

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Speaker 4: Maybe we'll figure out a path to redemption for Ashton.

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Speaker 4: I think we need to give him a tinier food,

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Speaker 4: Like how many sour warheads can he swallow in one swallow?

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Speaker 1: That's the challenge, So I'll just take it down hole one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tic TACs on something. If you haven't seen the

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Speaker 4: videos of the untrust the Blitz challenge, go to the

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffery YouTube our Instagram, our TikTok, and I

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Speaker 4: to leave an encouraging comment for Ashton, What about like.

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Speaker 1: Total her own chocolate bars?

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Speaker 4: No, not the good stuff. It's Hollywood's latest fad to

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Speaker 4: It looks sexy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hollywood, you're regular.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to your next laser story. Out of pet Central,

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Speaker 4: they'll be doing it by paying you one thousand dollars

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Speaker 4: That'll be thirty six hours for twelve movies. You will

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Speaker 4: I'm sensing a theme here.

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Speaker 3: All Dogs go to Hell.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be a that's just one dog, just

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Speaker 4: So there's a one hundred chance you will be bawling

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Speaker 1: I'm only watching Incredible Life of Pets. That's Secret Life

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Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, this next Lazer story is out of Baby

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Speaker 4: January first mark the start of Jen Beta. That's what

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Speaker 1: I don't know, they got kind of a crappy name.

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Speaker 9: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: Beta Jen betas for people born between twenty twenty five

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Speaker 4: The Wall Street Journal just ran this headline yesterday, quote,

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Speaker 4: But aside from the Greek alphabet, it's also slang for

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Speaker 1: You want to be sigma.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's way down the alphabet.

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Speaker 9: You can.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to hype these babies up. Jet.

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Speaker 4: Okay, where's the decorum?

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Speaker 4: The world needs order. You can't just name stuff whatever

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Speaker 4: you want to name it all Beta. A researcher in

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Speaker 4: So then the next generation would be gamma, then delta,

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Speaker 2: Gamma is it sorority and it's going to say it's

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Speaker 4: But some people don't love the idea of their kid

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Speaker 4: And I know someone who's pumped about that option because

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Speaker 4: now called shell GPPs. It just turns all your grains,

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Speaker 4: oh nothing else. Guy's a genius, Brook Ye give me

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You know how you need to pass a driver's test

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Speaker 1: The US right there?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Can you resist double texting someone when they leave you

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Speaker 4: I cannot, best friend the hardest of all? Can you

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Speaker 4: leave a voicemail that isn't totally cringe? Because I'll tell

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Speaker 1: Well, the test, because I really like that I think.

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Speaker 4: We should provoke their phone privileges after you hear the

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Speaker 9: Is just the right number. It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, but I love it so bad that

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Speaker 4: After he says that line, whatever you do, is this

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Speaker 8: Happy birthday, Happy Bursted che.

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Speaker 4: Happy birthday, Yes Valery, happy.

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Speaker 10: I don't know this elevator music might be throwing me off,

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Speaker 4: Valerie did not have a good birthday because she didn't

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Speaker 1: That's alone in the elevator.

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Speaker 9: When he left that, it's.

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Speaker 4: Just like six people standing around him awkwardly. Guys, can

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Speaker 7: what three days ago, and no call, no text, nothing from.

451
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Speaker 11: You at all.

452
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Speaker 7: I know you said your father was dying, and I

453
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 7: understand that that sucks and everything, but ex this is

454
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Speaker 7: how it's gonna.

455
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Speaker 9: Be with you.

456
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Speaker 7: Like, I'm sorry, but I am not okay with that. Like,

457
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 7: come on, I need time too, so I'm going to

458
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Speaker 7: do you a favor. Don't father calling me.

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Speaker 12: Next message, Oh god, did we just.

460
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Speaker 1: Get the worst person in the world?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

462
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Dan, couldn't They got the loser line? Ee? How

463
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Speaker 4: is she single? I don't get it.

464
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Speaker 1: I mean the compassion and the empathy.

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Speaker 4: When they say that there's only scraps left on the

466
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 4: dating market. Clearly not in her city. Oh man, they

467
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 4: really missed out. I hope I have the right number.

468
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Speaker 10: I agree to get this tattoo last night in a

469
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Speaker 10: house party and.

470
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Speaker 4: Must have been you convinced me with the tequila.

471
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Speaker 6: And you're charming and all that kind of stuff.

472
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Speaker 10: But see, I have a girlfriend and it has your name.

473
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Speaker 10: I have your name tattooed on me. And my girlfriend's

474
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Speaker 10: name is Tammy. So I already have enough problems as

475
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Speaker 10: it is, and I need to fix this. Can you

476
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Speaker 10: call me and I need to figure this out?

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Speaker 14: Please?

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Speaker 6: Wait?

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Speaker 4: Did he get the tattoo?

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Speaker 3: I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but no it doesn't. She's not going to help

482
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Speaker 1: you do That was a decision that you're living.

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Speaker 4: He already had a tattoo of her name from somebody

484
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Speaker 4: else and it matches, or it was literally her tattoos.

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Speaker 2: I read it as there was a tattoo artist at

486
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Speaker 2: the party and the girl convinced him to get her

487
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Speaker 2: name tattooed.

488
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Speaker 1: And it's not Jimmy got it. That's how I read

489
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Speaker 1: it anyway.

490
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Speaker 4: And then she gave him the loser line number.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it is a bold move.

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Speaker 2: Wow, if only she would have had him tattoo the

493
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Speaker 2: loser line.

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Speaker 4: Everybody needs to be getting the loser line number tattooed

495
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Speaker 4: on their bodies. So if you're getting some ink, make

496
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Speaker 4: sure you just add a little bit of space to

497
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Speaker 4: put the loser line in there. Let's hear another message,

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Speaker 4: Hi Kate, Sorry, Hi Katie.

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Speaker 6: Hi, this is my.

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Speaker 12: Just calling because uh.

501
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Speaker 6: I was calling.

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Speaker 12: Sorry, I don't know. I got this all of a sudden,

503
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 12: so nervous.

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Speaker 6: Let me just see, let me.

505
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Speaker 12: Try to start all over.

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Speaker 4: Hi Kate, I'm calling because.

507
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Speaker 12: I think you're cute. I don't know what's happened to me.

508
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Speaker 6: I just I just wanted to ask you on a d.

509
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Speaker 12: I'm sorry, this doesn't happen. God, all right, I'm just

510
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 12: I'm trying to ask you out. You're available on Saturday? No,

511
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 12: that's better, so you know, just just so cool me back.

512
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 4: Either his voice keeps cracking or flies keep going right

513
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 4: into his mouth as soon as he starts talking about

514
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Speaker 4: and he.

515
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Speaker 1: Gets excited in the bedroom too.

516
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Speaker 4: Man, you would love that, wouldn't you. Bro. It's a

517
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 4: little small world after all. Actually in the bedroom you

518
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 4: put on.

519
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Speaker 6: The bro you gave your number to my girlfriends? Like,

520
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 6: are you freaking stupid? Like seriously, bro, you thought she'd

521
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 6: leave me.

522
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 11: It's he needs to know.

523
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 5: That he crossed the lines cannot be crossed.

524
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 11: I was hot, It's not get fault.

525
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's right, you are hot. So yeah, it is

526
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Speaker 6: his all. Hang I guarantee that I make more money

527
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 6: than you, and I bet I can run a five.

528
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 12: K faster than you.

529
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 11: You're gonna brag about five ks.

530
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 4: You love me and not you.

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Speaker 13: So even though she technically got rejected, but she's hot.

532
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 2: Maybe the guy, that guy for the Loser Line didn't

533
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 2: think so, but here boyfriend does.

534
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Speaker 4: Well, it's his fault that she's hot. You should feel

535
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 4: bad about himself too.

536
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: That's one of those healthy relationships that we just heard.

537
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Speaker 4: Did I say the dating market was bad because the

538
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 4: couple's market not so Greaty, We're about five k's like

539
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 4: where you come to. Although, I mean that is pretty cool.

540
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 4: I'm with him on that. You can listen to The

541
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 4: Loser Line regularly at this time every weekend. Make sure

542
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 4: you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where

543
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 4: you can listen to all of our Loser Line second

544
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 4: dates and phone taps. Right there, we got a phone

545
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 4: tap coming up right after.

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Speaker 9: This, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

547
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Speaker 4: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And for a fam,

548
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 4: one of the biggest moments is when your kid applies

549
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 4: to college and you find out if they got accepted

550
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 4: into their dream school.

551
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: Those videos always.

552
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, it's like we got into Harvard. Well

553
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 4: that's happening to one mom and her daughter, and the

554
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 4: good news is the daughter knows how vulnerable her mom is,

555
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 4: so she wanted to set her up with a prank

556
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 4: call from a Brook and Jeffrey College admissions person just

557
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 4: to mess with her in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

558
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 4: is this missus Nicole?

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00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 6: Yes it Hi.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling from uc DAS. My name is mister Moop.

561
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm from the admissions office. Hi.

562
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 6: Are my god? Oh good?

563
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Speaker 14: I hope.

564
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 4: Well yeah, no, sorry to interrupt your day, but your daughter,

565
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 4: Cali applied here and I was just going over her

566
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 4: file right now and she's in strong consideration for admission.

567
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Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, oh my god, that is such great news.

568
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 11: This is really just for dream school.

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Speaker 12: You have no idea.

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Speaker 14: She's been working so so hard for this.

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Speaker 4: You're the tenth parent to say that to me today.

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00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 4: So oh, just so you know, you don't have to

573
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 4: sweet talk me or do anything like that. That's not

574
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 4: going to help. But oh oh, I know.

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Speaker 14: I wasn't trying to do it.

576
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 11: I just I want to let you know how excited

577
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Speaker 11: she is.

578
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 4: So like, I hope it's okay that I'm calling because

579
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 4: your number was listed as a reference. And of course

580
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 4: we don't just look at GPA and SAT scores anymore

581
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 4: like some universities. Okay, actually, our latest focus has been

582
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Speaker 4: on the families.

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00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 14: Oh oh, well what does that mean exactly?

584
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 4: So in order for her to get in I need

585
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 4: to do a quick impromptu interview with you over the

586
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 4: phone with me right now. So let me just ask you,

587
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Speaker 4: what is the craziest thing that you did in college?

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Speaker 6: I didn't knowledge you.

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00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 4: Did go to college, correct, Yes, okay, that's a good start.

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00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 14: I was a pretty good student. I didn't really do

591
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 14: anything crazy.

592
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 9: I know.

593
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 4: Think about the parties and were you in a sorority?

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00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 14: Perhaps I did?

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Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. Tell me more about that.

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00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 14: Well, honestly, our sorority was very focused on community service.

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00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 4: No, let's let's talk about you know, the pajama parties

598
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 4: and uh, some of the day and night exchanges you

599
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 4: got really wild. It's gonna give me a good idea.

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Speaker 4: Who Cali's going to be.

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Speaker 14: Right, I'm sorry, there's nothing crazy, I promise.

602
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 4: I see what's going on. You want to know about

603
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 4: the crazy stuff that I did when I was in college.

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00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 4: Wait no, wait, maybe that'll help jog your memory from

605
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 4: some of the stuff that you did, because I will

606
00:29:54,800 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 4: say I went to can Kun back in oh two. Yeah. Yeah,

607
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 4: I got a little bit drunk and uh fell off

608
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Speaker 4: the balcony into the dolphin tank. Oh and that was

609
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 4: before I took off my shorts. So back to you.

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00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 4: Go ahead, craziest college story doesn't have to be from Cancun.

611
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 4: Whatever you get.

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Speaker 14: I'm sorry, I'm just I'm a little unsure.

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Speaker 6: Okay, this seems highly unusual.

614
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 4: Let's just move on. I'm gonna mark down not fun.

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00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 4: Let's go on to the next question. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: it's okay.

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Speaker 14: My daughter does a lot of fun things. In fact,

618
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Speaker 14: she even was one of the sponsors for the dance

619
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Speaker 14: that they're doing at the school.

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Speaker 4: Talking like a twerk competition dance.

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Speaker 14: No decent kids, can.

622
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Speaker 4: Not quite sure you understand the meaning of the word fun.

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Speaker 4: But again, you know that's what this interviews for.

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Speaker 14: Okay, yes, and I'm happy to do anything that you

625
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Speaker 14: want us to do. I'm just I'm just struggling to follow.

626
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 4: Let's do this. Let's have you make up an impromptu poem, right,

627
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 4: now using my last name Moop a poem, right, That's

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Speaker 4: what I said. This is going to help me understand

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Speaker 4: how your family thinks, how creative you are. Can you

630
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Speaker 4: be fun but not inappropriate? Remember you must rhyme with

631
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Speaker 4: moop my name.

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Speaker 14: There once was a man named Moop.

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Speaker 12: Okay, cliche who.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know what I'm getting confused because you're just

635
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 4: using a lot of words. Maybe just start over.

636
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Speaker 14: But it's not appropriate.

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00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what. I think. We're done here.

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00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 14: Oh god, no, no, please, okay.

639
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 4: I have enough information to make a decision.

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Speaker 14: No, I promise I could come up with something. I

641
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 14: just need a moment.

642
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 4: I will let Callie know our choice in a very

643
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 4: very light envelope that.

644
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 14: Should be Oh my god, please, you're not.

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Speaker 4: Before I let you go, I should tell you. This

646
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 4: entire interview was sponsored by Brook and Jeffrey in the

647
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Speaker 4: Morning There the radio show Who does prank phone calls

648
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 4: like this one? No way, yeah way, because my name

649
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: is actually jeff I'm not mister Moop.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god.

651
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 4: I'm a radio host and your daughter, Cali, she set

652
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 4: you up for a phone tab.

653
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 9: I'm like literally sweating.

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00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, she said, She said, you've been more

655
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 4: stressed about the college applications than she has.

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00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 14: Yes, probably, Oh my god, Oh my god.

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00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 4: So late you're telling me you really didn't do anything

658
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 4: crazy and wild in college.

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Speaker 14: Well, of course I'm not gonna tell nious persons of.

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Speaker 3: My daughter's Are you my God?

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Speaker 9: Every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the Twenties

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: One of the most popular second dates from last year

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Speaker 4: is back with the sound clip that's been replayed on

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Speaker 4: Spotify over half a million times. The good news for

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Speaker 4: us is she's moved to a new city and jumped

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Speaker 4: back into the dating pool. The bad news is the

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Speaker 4: guys she went out with is avoiding her and literally

669
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Speaker 4: ran away. Literally why. That's what we're going to try

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Speaker 4: to find out when we have her back for your

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Speaker 4: brand new second date update. Right after this second date

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Speaker 4: update date, we've had unlucky second dats return back to

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Speaker 4: the show looking for another shot at love. What we

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Speaker 4: don't have that often is second date ease. The people

675
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,959
Speaker 4: we call during the segment who don't know who we

676
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 4: are coming back and asking for our.

677
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 2: Help because they usually don't have a good experience, usually.

678
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Speaker 4: Drive people away. But this one in particular was one

679
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Speaker 4: of the most popular that we had on all of

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Speaker 4: last year. I'll just play the clip and I think

681
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Speaker 4: most of you will remember. Here's Meghan.

682
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 11: Oh he doesn't remember. Yeah, okay, I'm not calling him

683
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 11: back because he ate my goldfish like pets, actual fish,

684
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 11: you my actual swimming fish. Cleo gone.

685
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, Megan's fish got eight on her dates. So she

686
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 4: said no to that guy. Not sure why, but she

687
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 4: did email us back saying that she is now a

688
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 4: listener to our show regularly and she'd like to request

689
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Speaker 4: our services. So Meghan, welcome back to Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 9: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Hi, guys, Please tell me no pets went missing in

692
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 2: this latest state.

693
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 11: I haven't even adopted another pet, so.

694
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 4: He still living with it. Well, apparently there is a

695
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 4: new man that you met recently. Okay, tell us about

696
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 4: your date and who it was with, where you went,

697
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 4: what you ate, why you liked him, how it ended,

698
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 4: and five things that may or may not have gone wrong.

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00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: Because you're so good at conversation.

700
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, just get all the questions, all right.

701
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 11: I went on this date with Mark, very lucky man.

702
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: I met Mark where.

703
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 11: We met at an art gallery.

704
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: Actually was it like one of those openings where it's

705
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 2: like a party almost.

706
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yes, Actually it was cool. So I

707
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 11: was just checking out this piece of art and this

708
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 11: cute guy just kind of started talking to me about it,

709
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 11: and we just kept chatting and walking and we were

710
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 11: both very spontaneous. So we just went out for a

711
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 11: very late lunch.

712
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: Okay, this is an evening thing. This is a daytime.

713
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 11: It's like, oh, I know this spot with all these

714
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 11: food trucks, let's go there.

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00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 4: We did from the art gallery to the food truck.

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00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: I know, it's really cute.

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Speaker 2: I mean, what's nice about it too, is that you

718
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 2: don't have any opportunities for somebody to bail right now?

719
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 4: Is that?

720
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 2: I think it happens in dating, like even just hanging

721
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: out with a friend, Like you have so many different

722
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 2: points of contact before the actual hangout where people can

723
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 2: just flake on you.

724
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 11: You think that, yeah, you'd think that. How So we

725
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 11: get our top, like we get tacos and we're like

726
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 11: comparing toppings, were like trying each other's stuff. Like it's

727
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 11: really fun and cute.

728
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 7: And I like him.

729
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 14: I especially like.

730
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,919
Speaker 11: Him because he's asking me very thoughtful questions.

731
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 4: What's a thoughtful question.

732
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 11: He asked me, what is the weirdest compliment I've ever received?

733
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 3: Oh?

734
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 2: And was it that your goldfish taste delicious?

735
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 11: Out I was like, I can't think of anything these Well,

736
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 11: I have one, he said, someone told him that he

737
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 11: has eyes that would make a cat jealous. I did.

738
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 11: I kinda laughed because I didn't really know what to

739
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 11: make of it.

740
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 4: I don't understand what that even means.

741
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: I think it was just a setup so that he

742
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: could tell you how he had great eyes.

743
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 11: I think he did have nice eyes.

744
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 4: Is there another great question that he had?

745
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 11: So we laughed that one off, and then he goes,

746
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 11: all right, well, what is something that you wouldn't normally

747
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 11: tell people on a first date?

748
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: That's a loaded question.

749
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaker 11: Okay, So I tell him that I've had some family

750
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 11: members might have been in some reenactments of like true

751
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 11: their story might have been in some reenactments of true crime.

752
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 4: Let's say that, Oh, your family has a criminal pass.

753
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 11: You said it, not me, So.

754
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 4: I'm just decoding what.

755
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like your family was the victim's Sure, yeah.

756
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 11: You know, he was trying to pry some details at

757
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 11: of me. I don't give it to him, and I go,

758
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 11: what about you? And he says, oh.

759
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 12: Well, I recently got out of.

760
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 11: A speeding ticket by looking like a Jonas brother, which

761
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 11: I guess was kind of his like bad boy trying

762
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 11: to relate to crime. I was like, oh, okay, I don't.

763
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: Think anyone never thought Jonas brothers were bad boys. So

764
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: you just like it because.

765
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: It's different conversation than normally happens on a first date.

766
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, I thought it was at least interesting.

767
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 4: Sounds interesting.

768
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 3: Now.

769
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 4: Earlier you mentioned there was no chance for him to

770
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 4: ditch to escape, and he kind of laughed at that.

771
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 11: So the final part of our date, we decided to

772
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 11: go into a nearby bookstore and we're just kind of

773
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 11: perusing the aisle and then all of a sudden, it's

774
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 11: like one of those things, you know, like the door

775
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 11: has like a bell attached to it. I hear the

776
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 11: bell ding and I just instinctively look up and there's

777
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 11: Mark and he's just sprinting, Oh my god.

778
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: Yes, And he didn't say anything to me.

779
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 4: Did somebody show Oh my god, it's one of the

780
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 4: Jonas brothers.

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00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: See, I instantly go to the taco truck.

783
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 6: Oh, there was.

784
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 4: A digestive issue.

785
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: He needed to find a bathroom.

786
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 11: I don't think.

787
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 12: Of that, but he has my number.

788
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 11: And he didn't even like text me to apologize.

789
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: Or wait you never saw him again?

790
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 11: No, no, I'm calling you.

791
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 2: How rude like you are on date someone, You spend

792
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: that many hours and then you you run away.

793
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 4: It's like you said, if there's an emergency happening in

794
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 4: your clothes at the moment, you don't stick around and

795
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 4: explain yourself.

796
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: That's case scenario. I know, text you, text you, call you,

797
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry.

798
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 4: His phone was in his pants. It's all messed up.

799
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 4: I don't know what the answer is, but hopefully he

800
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 4: picks up when we call him and he has some

801
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 4: for us when we reach out to Mark for you

802
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 4: and ask what made you sprint out of the bookstore

803
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 4: without saying goodbye after your awesome insta date. Yeah, we're

804
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,720
Speaker 4: gonna find out when we do your second date update

805
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 4: right after this hold on second date update. If you're

806
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 4: just joining us, we may have uncovered secret audio of

807
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 4: Mark the very end of his first date with Meghan.

808
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: Was too fast.

809
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 4: Uncovered because he literally he's sprinted out of the bookstore

810
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 4: where they were without saying goodbye, leaving Meghan wondering what

811
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 4: is going on and who is going to pay for

812
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 4: this fifty Shades of Gray make your Own Adventure.

813
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: Book really smart?

814
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it always ends weird, but Brooke had a theory

815
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 4: that it was a post taco truck emergency that had

816
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 4: him sprinting out of there. But remember Meghan said that

817
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 4: she liked him because Mark asked unique questions during the

818
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 4: date and that was a big turn.

819
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Speaker 11: On, right Meghan, Yeah, especially for an impromptu date.

820
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, time to prep it.

821
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 2: I mean, the whole thing felt pretty natural from your

822
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: description of it. I can't even think of why, why

823
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: anyone would run away?

824
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 11: Yeah, this was like a really big deal to me

825
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 11: because this is the first connection I've had since I

826
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 11: moved here about a month ago.

827
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 4: Have we considered the fact that he may not be

828
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 4: able to read, we're laughing at I'm gonna feel really bad.

829
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 4: He's illiterate. We can't hear this.

830
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 3: I feel so bad, guys, I'm kidding.

831
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 4: So, I mean, look, we're all pulling for you because

832
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 4: we don't want you to have no connections in this

833
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 4: new city that you just moved to.

834
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: Before moving to a new city, can be hard.

835
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll try and help connect you with the guy,

836
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 4: even if he can't read. At least it's somebody that

837
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 4: you can hang out with.

838
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 6: It.

839
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 4: I didn't watch a TV show.

840
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,479
Speaker 1: You can't be picky when you're a new in a city.

841
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: You gotta take what you get. They make picture books

842
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: for a reason, and.

843
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 4: We'll upgrade slowly over time if need be. But first

844
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 4: let's call Mark. We'll see if he picks up. Hopefully

845
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 4: get some answers. Okay, here we go. Hell, hey is

846
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 4: this Mark?

847
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 12: Uh?

848
00:41:59,080 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 6: Yes, who's day?

849
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 4: Hey Mark? We didn't catch you in the bathroom or something.

850
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 4: It sounds kind of echoey on your end. Well, I

851
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 4: hope we didn't catch it a bad time.

852
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 6: Who are you?

853
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we should tell you. We're a radio show

854
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 4: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

855
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, good morning, Okay, good morning. What's this about?

856
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: You're on your bathroom ratings and reviews segments?

857
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 3: This is on the on the tents. That's what we do.

858
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 4: We're like kind of a fun, jokey comedy type show.

859
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 4: But one of the big things we do is a

860
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 4: dating segment called second Date Update. I don't know if

861
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 4: you're familiar with it, but one of our listeners reached

862
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 4: out to us because you guys went out the other night.

863
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 4: She had a really good time. Her name's Meghan.

864
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 13: Oh oh, oh god, Okay, yeah, yeah, Well.

865
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 4: We have a lot of questions for you, Mark, the

866
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 4: number one question being why did you sprint out of

867
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 4: the bookstore at the end of the date without saying anything.

868
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 4: Is there a reason behind that?

869
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 6: Yeah? I definitely had a good reason.

870
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 4: Well, good because we heard about your date. Meghan told

871
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 4: us a lot about it, but she has no idea

872
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 4: why you would go running out of that bookstore. Should

873
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,720
Speaker 4: she know the reason?

874
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 6: Well, I don't. I don't know. Meghan should know the reason,

875
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 6: I would think, but she really does.

876
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: Did you text her or something because she didn't get

877
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: your text like there was no explanation from you.

878
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 6: Nope, nope, I did not text her at all. I

879
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 6: went to an art exhibit and yes, we hit it off.

880
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 14: It was nice.

881
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 6: And then next thing I know, we're getting a late

882
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 6: lunch and she's telling me that her family is in

883
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 6: the cartel.

884
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 3: What oh the family?

885
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 4: Remember? Oh? Okay, wait wait wait wait.

886
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, hold on. This comes from a question that

887
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 2: you asked her. You asked her one thing that she

888
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: would never share on a first date.

889
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm glad I did because then she shared

890
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 6: that with me, and I knew to steer clear.

891
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 4: Well hold on when we heard about it. She said

892
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 4: that her family had kind of like a sordid past

893
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 4: with maybe some criminal activity.

894
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 1: I just thought there were some felons, you know, like, yeah,

895
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: a felon. I mean, mind of.

896
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 4: Felons are better than the cartel? Is that? Is that

897
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 4: our stance.

898
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: It's not necessarily a lifelong decision. It's like one bad

899
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: choice to be a felon. The cartel is like you're

900
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: making yeah.

901
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 4: Market, how did you get to the cartel? From what

902
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 4: she told you?

903
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 6: She just said it. She was like, okay, well let's

904
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,479
Speaker 6: just say that, like what you guys were saying about

905
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 6: your families, like there's some sordid characters or whatever. And

906
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 6: I pressed and then she was like, well, yeah, my

907
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 6: family is in the cartel. That's why I had to

908
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 6: move cities.

909
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: Wait, that's why she had to move cities.

910
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 6: Yep, that's why I had moved here. They're keeping cabs

911
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 6: on me, but I think we're safe.

912
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 4: Okay, So hey, you learn all this information about her,

913
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 4: how do you go from being in the bookstore with

914
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 4: her to sprinting.

915
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: Out, yeah, why did you run before?

916
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 6: When she said they were keeping cabs on me, I

917
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 6: was sort of like thinking, Okay, is there anybody watching

918
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 6: us right now? So I didn't want to just run away,

919
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 6: So I was like, Hey, let's go into this bookstore

920
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 6: and then you're.

921
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: Escape route because they wouldn't see you outside the bookstore.

922
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 4: Running bookstores. It's not like the cartel is tapping the

923
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 4: line right now listening to what you're saying. At least

924
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 4: we don't think so. I don't know how they operate,

925
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 4: but I do know Megan is on the other line

926
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 4: listening to the call.

927
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 1: Hotel's a big fan of the second.

928
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 4: Date, wouldn't be.

929
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 6: Megan's on the phone right now.

930
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how the sentiment works. She's the go ahead.

931
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 11: I just want to say, I think you're overreacting a

932
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 11: little bit. I think this is kind of a bit

933
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 11: much given what I mentioned.

934
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, family, what are you talking about, Megan? You're

935
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: joking right, Well.

936
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 11: I can't tell a lot. I can't really share that.

937
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 11: In frankly, Mark couldn't have pulled that on the line.

938
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: Well he didn't know.

939
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 4: Well, he's just telling us his side of the story.

940
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm glad I did well.

941
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 11: And that's why I thought that was a conversation just

942
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 11: between you and me. That's why I didn't say the

943
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 11: word cartel. That's why I just said, oh, my family

944
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 11: has a criminal background.

945
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 4: So Mark, okay, Mark, do you want to apologize for

946
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 4: outing her family as part of the cartel.

947
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 6: You're talking about?

948
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 11: If you think about it, this really is your fault

949
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 11: because you were the one who asked me the question,

950
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 11: what would I not tell anyone on a first date?

951
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 11: So really it's kind of your fault.

952
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 4: Get a hit on yourself.

953
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 11: Now you've heard everything, like just know we do want

954
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 11: to go on another date? Like yeah, we can't really

955
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 11: like text the name of locations, but we can like

956
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 11: to do a code?

957
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 4: Are you serious?

958
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 6: Why?

959
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 11: A jokey?

960
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 12: What?

961
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 6: I can't tell?

962
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 4: I'm a little bit scared, Like Mark is angry.

963
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with her?

964
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 4: Now, Mark, what's your read on how Megan is doing this?

965
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 6: No, I'm completely against this. I want to protect.

966
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: Myself her against the cartel. That's not a good idea.

967
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 11: He already out of them. He was the one who

968
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 11: said it. I didn't Oh, man, I.

969
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 4: Mean I would, I would be a little bit flattered.

970
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 11: I I'm not going to tell you anything, but you.

971
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 2: Get really good presence from anybody if you're dating, like

972
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

973
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they have money, you're saying.

974
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 4: I mean, we're trying to keep this light. But I mean,

975
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 4: there's no way that's real.

976
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 9: I don't believe.

977
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 2: I think the reason I'm keeping his light because I

978
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 2: think she's joking the whole time, like nobody's getting her

979
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 2: like dry sense of humor.

980
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 4: Okay, but she did just move. She told him that

981
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 4: he had Well, yeah, there is some evidence against her.

982
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: Okay. Can he ever meet your family?

983
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 11: Will he even be able to find them? I doubt it.

984
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 6: This is real, guys. She was serious what she told

985
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 6: to be on the date. She's serious what she's telling

986
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 6: it to you.

987
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 5: Now, Well, I've been going to work and I've been

988
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 5: seeing the same car go around and around in the

989
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 5: in the route between my home and my office.

990
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 6: I can't do this.

991
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're not being paranoid? Yeah?

992
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 4: Everybody owns a tesla, now, dude, Riskier than saying yes,

993
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 4: the whole point of this call mark is to offer

994
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 4: to send you out on another date with Megan, and

995
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 4: we can't. We won't say where you're going, just because

996
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 4: we want to keep you safe. So we'll use a

997
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 4: code word like I'll love Bboteca.

998
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: That's not code, that's Spanish.

999
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 4: What do you think of, Mark, there's lots of libraries.

1000
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 4: I'll never be able to tell.

1001
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 5: So I ran sprinting from a bookstore to get away

1002
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 5: from this woman. I told you everything that I told

1003
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 5: you on the phone right now.

1004
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 6: What is it that makes you think that I would

1005
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 6: say yes to another date?

1006
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: People will do anything for free stuff.

1007
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 11: Yes, you don't have to pay for me. I'm financially

1008
00:48:58,719 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 11: taken care of already.

1009
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 4: Oh an independent woman. I mean dirty money, but yeah, independent.

1010
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sure that they launder it.

1011
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 11: You guys are making light of this, But I'm gonna

1012
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 11: call you later.

1013
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 14: Mark.

1014
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 11: We're gonna hang out all the car pick you up.

1015
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 4: Oh, same car that's following him around the neighborhood, so

1016
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 4: you'll know which one it is. Mark, just hop in.

1017
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you just has to be.

1018
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 9: Blindfold it's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1019
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 4: Her delivery was interesting there she was joking right. Well,

1020
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,959
Speaker 4: it's hard to say because listening back to it again.

1021
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 4: I think she was probably unhappy with Mark for saying

1022
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 4: that information on the air because she said criminal passed,

1023
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 4: he said cartel. So there is a difference.

1024
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 2: But why would you go on a radio show. It's like,

1025
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 2: it's just crazy to me.

1026
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 4: Maybe she just didn't think that the information would come

1027
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 4: out that way, so she had to play it like, Oh,

1028
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 4: I'm joking, guys, because someone could hear this, and now

1029
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 4: everyone who works on your show is in jeopardy. So

1030
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 4: I'm kidding.

1031
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: Take the hand.

1032
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 4: I have a solution. If you are in the our

1033
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 4: tel text us right now, is anybody you're in trouble? Yeah,

1034
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 4: we like to know.

1035
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're pretty straight.

1036
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,720
Speaker 4: Because that's the thing. We're not good at taking hits.

1037
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, we still don't know what's going on.

1038
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 4: We are not sure, but all we know is Megan

1039
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 4: did not get another date although Brook there is a

1040
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 4: dark van outside the station with a bunch of guys

1041
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 4: who say they're big fans and they want to talk

1042
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 4: to you privately. So I don't know what that's about.

1043
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,720
Speaker 1: Do I need a safety word or I'm sure you're.

1044
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 4: Don want you to sign some shirts right anyway, if

1045
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 4: you want some help, you can always email the show.

1046
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 4: We can call that person who's not calling you back

1047
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,879
Speaker 4: and go check out all of our second dates wherever

1048
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 4: you get your podcasts, they're available at Brook and.

1049
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 9: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1050
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 4: When you hear someone say that couple is relationship goals?

1051
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: Cute?

1052
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, what does that mean?

1053
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 3: Though they're cute, they look happy, they're enjoying it.

1054
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: They they're respectiful.

1055
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 4: Yeah. Is it the girl who makes his pre workout

1056
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 4: protein shakes for him, because if he does it, he's

1057
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 4: just gonna make a mess relationship? Well, okay, is it

1058
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,760
Speaker 4: the guy who always buys her flowers, not just on anniversaries,

1059
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 4: but every time he cheats? Relationship goals for me? It's

1060
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 4: the couple who says, my partner wrote a post about

1061
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 4: me on Craigslist, because that is next level romance. And

1062
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 4: today we're about to find out who is lucky enough

1063
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 4: to have a post dedicated to them on the most

1064
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 4: romantic of all websites, brand new Craigslist Misconnections Relationship goals

1065
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:47,439
Speaker 4: coming up right after this kid Misconnections that was there's

1066
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 4: only two places to find true love in this world.

1067
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 4: One of them is in the Lost City. Of Pantlantis

1068
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 4: coincidentally is the name of a swingers club I accidentally

1069
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 4: visited last weekend and the weekend before, all six weekends

1070
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 4: before that. How do I keep ending up? The actually

1071
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 4: the other places on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1072
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 4: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1073
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 4: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1074
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 4: titled you took My spot? I took my nap man

1075
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 4: for woman eighty walking, he says, my name is Larry.

1076
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:32,399
Speaker 4: I am eighty years young, five foot seven and weigh

1077
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 4: one hundred and thirty five.

1078
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 2: Pounds man, but I bet it used to be six

1079
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 2: foot four.

1080
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:45,240
Speaker 4: That's after my first three bowls of morning granola. Every

1081
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 4: day I walk on the easy part of the trail

1082
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 4: that runs through the north side of town.

1083
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: I would do good for you.

1084
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 4: I start at nine to thirty am sharp, after all

1085
00:52:55,520 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 4: them yuppies get on their grind at work. Yeah, a

1086
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 4: few days ago I noticed you, and not in a

1087
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 4: good way. You parked your purse on wheels and the

1088
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 4: only disabled spot in the lot.

1089
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: What is a person wheels? Is it like one of

1090
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: those backpas.

1091
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:22,879
Speaker 3: Woman's Larry, I didn't get it either, but here's the thing.

1092
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:28,240
Speaker 4: You didn't back down, and I liked it. You cursed

1093
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 4: me out using words that even the most seasoned vets

1094
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 4: on my old army platoon would have been shocked to

1095
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 4: hear it. And so at that point it's safe to

1096
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 4: say I was in love. Now. I know I'm older,

1097
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 4: maybe by sixty or so years, but during your whole

1098
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 4: finger pointing and spit flying tantrum, it hit me. You

1099
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 4: reminded me of a young, more vibrant Nancy Reagan.

1100
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 1: No, that is not the compliment you think it is.

1101
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 4: She was a looker back in her day long. She

1102
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 4: really dresses, And how about I buy you one?

1103
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 2: So this poor woman is in her twenties forgot.

1104
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 4: Ye offer stands until my bedtime tonight. It's a good deal.

1105
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 4: You should take it, and then I can take pictures

1106
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:28,240
Speaker 4: of you. Yeah, that sign, Lawrence.

1107
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,479
Speaker 2: Can you imagine having the confidence at eighty years old

1108
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 2: to think that was actually gonna work?

1109
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 4: Well, hold on, he's got more. Yes, I've been around

1110
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 4: so long. I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick.

1111
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 3: All right, I'm back in those kickers for you.

1112
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 2: I be using it for.

1113
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,959
Speaker 4: This next misconnection is titled We Merged lanes, but I'd

1114
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 4: like to merge a lot more woman for Man forties

1115
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 4: Interstate ninety. It says I was the brunette and the

1116
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Speaker 4: green Toyota Camry who honked at you in the traffic

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00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 4: jam yesterday. You were the cute African American fellow with

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00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 4: a Harry Potter bobblehead on your dash.

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00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: Nice, I mean it does indicate a good person.

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00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 4: Was that Ron Weasley or one of his brothers. I

1121
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 4: waved at you to get your attention. You honked back.

1122
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 4: Then I yelled at you to say hi. You honked

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00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 4: twice and motioned for me to move forward. Or were

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00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 4: you doing air spanking motion at me? I don't know

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00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 4: he was. Traffic was at a standstill, so at one

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00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 4: point I just got out of the car, went up

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00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 4: to your window and asked if you had any gum.

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Speaker 2: Was the most random slurdy I know he's so confused,

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00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 2: I'd probably give it to him.

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Speaker 12: Bin.

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00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 4: You said no and told me it's dangerous to walk

1132
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 4: on the freeway. Looks like somebody cares about my personal safety.

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00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 4: I giggled and ran back to my car. And then

1134
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 4: the next ten minutes were tough because while your lane moved,

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00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:19,760
Speaker 4: mine stayed the same.

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00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he was so grateful that that was

1137
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: how it worked.

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00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 4: I finally caught up by driving down the shoulder, shaking

1139
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 4: off my bra and waving it around through my open sun.

1140
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 4: I think it would be almost impossible for you not

1141
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 4: to see me when our cars were right next to

1142
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 4: each other. You acted like I was invisible. Just keep

1143
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 4: looking forward.

1144
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 3: I don't think keep looking forward.

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00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 4: I don't think this issue would happen tomorrow if we

1146
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 4: agreed to carpool. I'll even make your bobblehead babble for

1147
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 4: a different reason. That signed hefany Oh oh if that's

1148
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:04,360
Speaker 4: a miss, But we're going with Hefanie on this. This

1149
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 4: next Craigslist misconnection is titled love at First Stroke, Hilarry,

1150
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 4: are you back again? Enough?

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00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 6: Man?

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00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 4: For woman fifty one? My house, not in parentheses, not

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00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 4: my neighbors.

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00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: Okay.

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00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 4: It says you knocked on my door yesterday, and I

1156
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 4: answered in tears, Oh no. Have you seen the new

1157
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 4: episode of Blueie? God, it's good.

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00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: I haven't watched one that hasn't made me cry.

1159
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 4: I seen it anyway. I was emotional when you asked

1160
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 4: if this was the correct address for the Hamilton Birthday party. O, fine,

1161
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 4: it was not, but I didn't know where it was,

1162
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 4: and offered to escort you down the street. Between you

1163
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 4: and me, quirky, cute ladies don't always knock on my door,

1164
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 4: so I knew right there I had to shoot my shot.

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00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 4: That's right. As we walked down the block, you mentioned

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00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 4: that you were hired as a face painter for the party,

1167
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 4: so I asked if you ever did any solo.

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00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: Gigs, so face painting.

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00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 4: I could use someone to hang out with for a

1170
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 4: couple of hours, paint my face, have some wine and

1171
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 4: listen to Blue Man Group on CD. Wow? Is that Roman?

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00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: You know they made an album either?

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00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,919
Speaker 4: Of course I would pay for you to come over,

1174
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 4: but not like a prostitute only to paint my face.

1175
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 4: Like George Washington, nothing weird.

1176
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: I think he was trying to stick with the Hamilton.

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00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 4: If we end up doing extra stuff that would be

1178
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Speaker 4: on the house.

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00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: You're charging her.

1180
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 4: I like to be a good communicator. My grandma taught me, well,

1181
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 4: so let me know if you're up for coming over

1182
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 4: sometime and sending me a price sheet. Hope the kids

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00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 4: party turned out fun, signed Dennis.

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00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 2: I feel like she'd give him the price sheet and

1185
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 2: he'd be like, four colors, man, I can't afford that those.

1186
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 4: Are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

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00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 4: Jessica return player is back. We asked her what her

1189
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 4: overall record was against the brook and she said, oh,

1190
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 4: and not very good, so a lot of losses in

1191
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 4: her past.

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00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,479
Speaker 1: I wish that all sports kept stats in that way.

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00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, we said, Oh that's all that.

1194
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 4: Clearly she has a good sense of humor about it, though,

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00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 4: and Jessica says that she takes care of dogs like

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Speaker 4: for a living.

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Speaker 11: Jessica, No, just our dogs at home.

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Speaker 8: I'm a stay at home mom right now, and like

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Speaker 8: right now with the might outside, they take up a

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Speaker 8: majority of my time.

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Speaker 1: I think that's your stay at home mom. And the

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00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: first thing you bring up as the dogs that you

1203
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: care are not the children.

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01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 8: Oh you should see my floors. It's ridiculous.

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01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, what types of dogs do you have?

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01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 8: They are Australian Shepherd blue heeler mixwu.

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01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh like the show Bowie.

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01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:19,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, not much energy at all, super smart too.

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01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 10: Yeah.

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01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 4: Well let's see if we can get you a victory,

1212
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,439
Speaker 4: so that record of yours can change. But Brooks leaving

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01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 4: the studio. We got thirty seconds on the clock. You

1214
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 4: can answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1215
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 4: know when, you could say pass. But you have to

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01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 4: beat her out right if you want to win. Are

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01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 4: you ready, Jessica, Yes, I am. Good luck. Your time

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01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 4: starts now. Former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood celebrates a

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01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 4: birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?

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01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 6: Thirties?

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01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 4: Tips of the hair that are damaged are called what

1222
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 4: in the world? What country has the most.

1223
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 6: Airports in the United States?

1224
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 4: What type of alcohol is in a Moscow mule cocktail?

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01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 6: Vodka?

1226
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 4: With thirty two trophies to her name, who's the most

1227
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 4: Grammy Award winning artist of all time? The answer Daylight

1228
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 4: Savings Time always happens on what day of the week?

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01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 8: Wednesday?

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01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 4: All right, jess Ye've got a lot of questions in there.

1231
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 4: Brooks coming back into the studio, so uh, let's keep

1232
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 4: with the dog talk going. What's the toughest and the

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01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 4: sweetest part of having blue heel or Australians.

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01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 8: Oh, the toughness is keeping the hardwood floors cleaned. Yeah,

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01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 8: But the sweetest is when they do finally tire themselves

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01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 8: up and they flip themselves under a blanket and curl

1237
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 8: up in your lap.

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01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:35,919
Speaker 4: Love you.

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01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 4: Question, where are the children?

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01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 8: So I have one son who's currently active duty serving

1242
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 8: in three US. Well, no, my kids are older. I

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01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 8: have another one who's currently in college but living at home,

1244
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 8: and then another one that's in high school.

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01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 3: So you really are a dog mom.

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01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 2: Those are going to be your emotional support. Min are

1247
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 2: still in elementary school, and I have anxiety about that moment.

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01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 4: It's not so bad, right, Jessica, a little bit freeing,

1249
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 4: you know what. Never mind, never mind.

1250
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 6: Sorry.

1251
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 4: I was hoping you could give a positive answer to

1252
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 4: not make Brooks so anxious about it. But you know,

1253
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 4: hit her with a dose of reality.

1254
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 8: That's repositivity though, is their personal broth that they do

1255
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 8: develop on their own, all right, independent.

1256
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 4: Brook's crying now, So this is a good time to

1257
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 4: get into the questions. Here we go, Brook, You're ready, Yeah,

1258
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 4: your time starts now. Former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood

1259
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 4: celebrates a birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?

1260
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 9: Oo?

1261
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: Thirties?

1262
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 4: Tips of hair that are damaged are called.

1263
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 1: What uh split ends.

1264
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 4: In the world. What country has the most airports?

1265
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 1: Ooh, China?

1266
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 4: What type of alcohol is in a Moscow mule cocktail? Vodka?

1267
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 4: With thirty two trophies to her name? Who is the

1268
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 4: most Grammy Award winning artist of all time?

1269
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 9: Ooo?

1270
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: To her name? Maria Carrie.

1271
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 4: Okay, interesting, it's possible. Let's find out when we go

1272
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 4: to this.

1273
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 3: You looked at the woman.

1274
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 4: The answer portion of the game is over.

1275
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: It's fiance.

1276
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 4: Too late. It's time head to the scoreboard with jose

1277
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 4: from me? Would you have any gray poupon?

1278
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 9: Britain?

1279
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 10: Was back?

1280
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jessica, you had four correct.

1281
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 6: That's wow.

1282
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 4: I was surprised herself. Amazinghive and you deserve to be

1283
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 4: kicked out of the Bayhive. You only got.

1284
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 1: Because you set me up with anxiety about someday.

1285
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 4: That was a great strategy Jessica to bring down her

1286
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 4: mood right before she started answering. Well done, you got

1287
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 4: a victory. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Former

1288
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 4: American Idol winner Carrie Underwood celebrates a birthday to day.

1289
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 4: She is in her forties, aged forty two. Tips of

1290
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 4: hair that are damaged are called split ends. The country

1291
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 4: with the most airports in the world would be the

1292
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 4: United States of America.

1293
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 3: Think about it.

1294
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: I just always think China is the.

1295
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 4: Big over thirteen thousand airports in the US, three times

1296
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 4: more than Brazil, which is second place. The type of

1297
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 4: alcohol in a Moscow mule, Brooks screamed it out before

1298
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 4: I could even finish the question, vodka along with ginger

1299
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 4: beer and limes.

1300
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 3: That's not fair.

1301
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 4: She has been in front of her thirty two Grammy

1302
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 4: Awards for Beyonce, the most winning artist of all time.

1303
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 4: Daylight savings, time you need even get to this question,

1304
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 4: Brook always happens on what day of the week.

1305
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 1: Thursday, Sunday.

1306
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Jessica, congratulations. After all this time, you finally

1307
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 4: beat Brook So you get one hundred dollars plus just

1308
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 4: for playing. You also win a fifty dollars Burger King

1309
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 4: gift card.

1310
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: Who just became popular with the teenager again.

1311
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be back to do wind Brooks books same

1312
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 4: time tomorrow

1313
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning