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Speaker 1: Another twenties. Hello, Sam, my name is Scott Brand. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Thompson Advertising. Oh Hi, what can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? Your agent sent your head shot in resume

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Speaker 1: to us, and I work for a very prominent auto

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Speaker 1: company and we're looking at casting you in our next commercial. Really,

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Speaker 1: and we just need to do a quick phone interview

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Speaker 1: with you, if you got time. Yeah, yeah, I do definitely.

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Speaker 1: The gig pays ten grand for four hours of work.

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Speaker 1: How does that sound? That sounds great? All right, it's perfect.

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Speaker 1: Let's just begin the interview here. Give me Chevy. What

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Speaker 1: exactly what I said? Give me Chevy. Let me hear Chevy.

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Speaker 1: You want uh, you want to understand? Give me shot

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Speaker 1: It's it's American. It's no, No, I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: want a description of a Chevy. You're an actor. Give

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Speaker 1: me Chevy, Chevy. I don't know what you mean. Do

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Speaker 1: you mean like? Do you mean like? Um your car.

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Speaker 1: You're at a stoplight and you're picking up speed, You're

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Speaker 1: starting to move, you know, give me that nice rumling Chevy.

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Speaker 1: Um um pick up speed, pup speed for me. Go

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Speaker 1: around a corner, Go around a corner. I needed to

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Speaker 1: go down. Okay, slam on your brakes. Okay, Now I

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Speaker 1: need you to signal to get back in traffic for me. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: be like it's a little faster than that. More of

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Speaker 1: a clicker there, it is there, it is now. Pull

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Speaker 1: out from the corner now and really hit the gas.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, Sam, there is a copper right on your ass. Freeze, scumbag. Hello, officer,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm Jeva Chevy. What are you doing there?

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Speaker 1: Jack wad? Are you doing a bunch of blow in

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Speaker 1: that car? No? Sure, I'm just uh get over here

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Speaker 1: and give me a kiss, hoodlum? Is this really going

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Speaker 1: to happen in the commercial? Because or did you get

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Speaker 1: like a script or anything that I could read? Ten

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Speaker 1: ten grand for four hours of work? Are you willing

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Speaker 1: to kiss a man for ten grand? Four hours of work?

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Speaker 1: And is this going to run all over the country

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Speaker 1: or just here in town? Ten grand four hours of work?

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Speaker 1: It's not going to shake a stick at Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: how about that. I like that. That's nice. Now would

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Speaker 1: you be willing to kiss a man after the commercial?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand, Like, who's the man? M I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe someone that works for the advertising company. Uh, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, man, do you want to make it as

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Speaker 1: an actor? I do? This is how things work. I uh,

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Speaker 1: you know. I appreciate the invitation. I really want to

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Speaker 1: do the commercial, but I don't even really want to

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Speaker 1: kiss the police officer. To be honest, though, I mean, Sam, Sam,

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Speaker 1: this is actually a jewil from brook and Jewel. In

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Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your roommate Neil set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh you guys, that is wrong man, on moving Natty

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Speaker 1: two point five