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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi guys, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with

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Speaker 1: Marie and Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Hey bo with Marie and what's going on Sydney.

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Speaker 1: I'm having an interesting day. I'm learning a lot about

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Speaker 1: people that I thought that I knew.

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Speaker 2: When you think, you know, you have no idea, no idea.

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Speaker 3: I mean they walk amongst us. I have no idea

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Speaker 3: walk amongst us? Sidney, how are you doing? How was

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Speaker 3: sheeps amongst the wolves?

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Speaker 2: That's what they are? I think it's wolves amongst sheep?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 2: It's wolves in sheep's clothing. No one cared. It's afraid

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Speaker 2: of a sheep between a.

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Speaker 3: Bunch of girls.

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Speaker 2: So you have a bad day.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a great day. Wow, it's so great about

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Speaker 1: your day today? Well, ride your bike?

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Speaker 3: Did you exercise? Did you eat well?

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Speaker 2: I actually took a couple of days off from the gym.

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Speaker 4: You couple people. I had to take a couple because

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Speaker 4: you know what the problem is is that I was

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Speaker 4: going too hard. I have an addictive personality, So I

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Speaker 4: was going to the gym every day and then the

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Speaker 4: dude was like, yeah, I need to take a break,

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Speaker 4: and I.

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Speaker 2: Was like what Wow? But yeah, if you work out

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Speaker 2: six days.

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Speaker 1: Though one day should be for rest, but you weren't

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Speaker 1: working out seven days a week. In the beginning, I

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Speaker 1: was trying to work out almost every day, and I

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Speaker 1: had a buddy and he was like, yeah, you can't

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Speaker 1: work out every day. And I would do leg day

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Speaker 1: and then ride my bike like.

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Speaker 4: Over the Williamsburg Bridge going and coming back like its

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Speaker 4: gonna be wow.

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Speaker 2: You No, I was just obsessed.

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Speaker 3: And now I'm like taking a couple of breaks. You know,

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Speaker 3: It's okay. I'll still have ABS by December. I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, the Christmas ABS is still gonna beat.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm wearing a crap a Tapa to Christmas dinner.

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Speaker 1: A crap a tapa A crap a Tapa crap chap,

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Speaker 1: rain drop crap.

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Speaker 2: What about you, Marie, I'm having a good day.

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Speaker 1: I got up today, dragged my ass to the gym,

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Speaker 1: and uh didn't want to talk to anybody.

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Speaker 2: So I just, you know, had the headphones in.

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Speaker 1: I forget. I need to get some wireless headphones because

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Speaker 1: I have to take my janky headphones out.

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Speaker 3: So I could like put my phone on the ground.

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Speaker 2: But if I had the wireless ones, you know, some

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Speaker 2: beats by dres.

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Speaker 1: This is for everybody who's listening to this right now,

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Speaker 1: because it's about to.

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Speaker 3: Be Marie's birthday.

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Speaker 1: So you bet you better start to GoFundMe for some beats,

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Speaker 1: bad er, wordless.

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Speaker 2: You don't even need to go for me.

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Speaker 4: You just need to put it out in the universe

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Speaker 4: and be like, yo, it's about to be my birthday

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Speaker 4: if you want to get me again.

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Speaker 3: That's what I've.

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Speaker 1: Been an expert in recently, though, is like putting stuff

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Speaker 1: out into the universe and then it's coming back to me.

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Speaker 1: It's like I'm getting what I'm saying that I'm gonna get,

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Speaker 1: which is wild for me because I'm such a pessimist,

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Speaker 1: like I always assume the worst, right, Like I'm always

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Speaker 1: in your head.

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Speaker 3: Though I don't hear this negative no, I.

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Speaker 1: If an opportunity would prevent present itself, I would be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that has me to do it, but it's probably not

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. Like that's the type of pessimist. I'm not

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Speaker 1: somebody who's like nothing in my life is going well.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: I'm not like our friend who we were just talking about.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a that's sad.

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Speaker 2: Let me say what happened to my mom. Let me

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Speaker 2: tell what happened to my sister.

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Speaker 1: I'm not that that's like people in my.

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Speaker 4: Business stammery, you sure know how to tell it.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much?

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Speaker 2: Ain't telling you she thank you so much? I mean

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I don't name names, you know on the podcast that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a new podcast, not naming names, but and

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Speaker 1: then every episode is like super messy, oh mad gossip

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Speaker 1: be but we won't name the names, and then you

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Speaker 1: can just add us and try to figure out who

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Speaker 1: they are.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, rhymes with Midney, my chin, but I'm not

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Speaker 3: gonna tell you the name. But it rhymes with Midney.

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Speaker 1: It's a city in Australia, rhymes with Evan Iso.

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Speaker 3: Evan.

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Speaker 2: So I mean you didn't even.

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Speaker 3: Is the last name? Yes, because I'm silly.

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Speaker 2: You know anyway.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm just trying to be you know what, Sidney,

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Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about that.

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Speaker 4: I was an expert in, uh, you know, killing it

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Speaker 4: on stage. I've been having like no bad shows. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I've been having really good shows. I've been you know,

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Speaker 4: silently killing it, just so sounding bit deadly, like a fart, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: doing what I do. You know, I've been on a

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Speaker 4: couple like really good shows recently and a lot of

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Speaker 4: bad comedy shows. So many and then I get up

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Speaker 4: there and I do my thing, and.

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Speaker 3: I walk out and I'm like, you know, thank you,

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Speaker 2: And then a couple days later, somebody will see me

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Speaker 2: in the street and they're like, oh, I saw you

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Speaker 2: at Union Hall.

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Speaker 3: You were so funny.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, thank you, or like somebody will tweet

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Speaker 2: me and be like, you know what, I just wanted

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Speaker 2: to tell you that that bit blah blah blah, and

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Speaker 2: it was like, I don't need you to.

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Speaker 3: Jokes changed my life.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you to you know, break it down,

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Speaker 1: just laugh and then follow me on Instagram and then

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Speaker 1: like all my shit, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: That's what I really want. If you could do something

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Speaker 4: for me at a comedy show. You can laugh, you

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Speaker 4: can give me money, or you can follow me on Instagram,

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Speaker 4: follow me, follow the Unofficial Expert, follow Marie, just follow

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Speaker 4: all of those things. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, follow I'm

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Speaker 4: here for all of that, and then show up, Just

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Speaker 4: show up to whatever I'm doing.

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Speaker 2: That's what you want, Yeah, that's me.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I get on stage, I want to be funny

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Speaker 1: enough that somebody wants to see me again and they'll

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Speaker 1: contact me. Whatever I get on stage, I want to

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Speaker 1: be funny enough but also look so stunning that somebody

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Speaker 1: listening is like, you know what, my boy plays for

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Speaker 1: the Patriots whatever team, he needs a queen like this

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Speaker 1: on his arm.

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Speaker 2: Let me call Ray like that's.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, well you're you're putting that in the universe.

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Speaker 4: And I really feel like it's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: And send everybody listening to the podcast right now, he's

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Speaker 1: invited to the wedding.

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Speaker 4: I really feel like it's gonna happen. Twenty eighteen is

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Speaker 4: gonna be the year y'all. Y'all don't even know what's

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Speaker 4: going going on right now.

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Speaker 1: Listen, you guys need to enjoy the podcast while we

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Speaker 1: have it, because when I'm rich and famous, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna have people in my house just I'll sitting

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Speaker 1: on a couch talking about experts.

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Speaker 4: Dumky, girl, We're gonna have a studio. What are you

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Speaker 4: talking about. We're gonna have a real studio. We're gonna

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Speaker 4: be traveling. I mean, people's gonna try to take pictures

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Speaker 4: that we're gonna have Papa Rozzi. We're gonna be on

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Speaker 4: boats just wearing like multi colored like bathing suits.

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Speaker 1: That somebody sims. Yes, yes, yes, thank you. We won't

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Speaker 1: be paying for bathing suit bathing suits exactly. We won't

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Speaker 1: be paying for trips. We'll just be there.

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Speaker 3: We'll be wearing like gold Ball Main bathing suits that way. Twelve.

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Speaker 2: Hey, my daughter is having a birthday party.

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Speaker 3: We just want you guys to show up.

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Speaker 2: Here's one hundred grand, yes, thank you exactly.

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Speaker 1: And then we're all going to be DJs, because when

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Speaker 1: you're famous and you anal skills here at DJ. I

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Speaker 1: don't even Mariah Carry was a DJ for me anyway, whatever,

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Speaker 1: let's not talk about that.

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Speaker 3: Sidny so too.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready speaking of DJs?

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Speaker 1: This guest has nothing to do with music. But but

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Speaker 1: she's a comedian and we really like her super challenged

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Speaker 1: and in the half hour that she's been here, I've

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Speaker 1: really learned to like, truly enjoy her presence.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you guys are a little bit similar

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Speaker 4: in certain things.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: The stuff that I've heard.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I would never I would never, but I

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Speaker 1: love the messiness, and I'm here for all of it.

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Speaker 1: She's a comic here in New York, and she is

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Speaker 1: our boarding school expert.

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Speaker 2: Give it up for Claire Barker.

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Speaker 3: I thank you guys so much. I'm so happy to

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Speaker 3: be here.

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Speaker 1: Claire.

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Speaker 3: Don't be trying to mure you were in here just

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Speaker 4: But you know what, I see your face and I

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Speaker 4: don't see you being a messy person, but I'm feeling

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Speaker 3: No, honestly, I've dedicated my whole life to not looking messy.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I want to look as clean as possible

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Speaker 3: on the outside, and I keep my room spotless. My

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Speaker 3: bed is always made that way. Nobody would ever suspect

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Speaker 2: Do you tuck the sheets in of the bed like?

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Speaker 3: Do you like?

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Speaker 2: I just pulled the covers on top and like the ba.

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Speaker 3: Whole thing, the top sheet, the bottom sheet, throw pillows.

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Speaker 4: So you want listen, you one of those girls that

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Speaker 4: you find your dead body and somebody's well.

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Speaker 1: She was prostituting, like she would never her room back clean.

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Speaker 3: She would never My roommate works for the New York Post,

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Speaker 3: and I have my photos like picked out should I

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Speaker 3: be like murdered while I'm getting well, I'm jogging or something.

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Speaker 3: I have an entire persona that I'm gonna back to

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Speaker 3: the world. They want to be looking for my body

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Speaker 3: for the rest for the rest of time. They'll be

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Speaker 3: like the new Natalie Halloway exactly because I worked as

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Speaker 3: a preschool teacher, so I have like pictures of me

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Speaker 3: like with children. I'm like, put this out there back

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Speaker 3: when I was very blonde, very Ivanka, like Ivanka with

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Speaker 3: the children. They're gonna be searching for me.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to those crap tap videos, those crop

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Speaker 2: tap tutorials.

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Speaker 3: Bitch, I have a slutty Instagram I could hide, But

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Speaker 3: the New York Post they're gonna have all the preschool pictures. Nice,

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Speaker 3: she's ready.

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Speaker 1: We need to start doing every Yeah, we need to stop.

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Speaker 1: But we don't even take pictures that are like crazy.

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Speaker 1: I mean I had to take some nudes recently. Oh

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Speaker 1: where they got birthday nudes?

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Speaker 3: Where did they go?

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Speaker 2: I haven't I'm waiting for the proofs.

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Speaker 3: I mean I got the Oh you got like official

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Speaker 3: professional what you thought?

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Speaker 3: I know what you did last summer? No? No, oh,

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Speaker 3: What a well a time? So really, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: No, but it doesn't feel nice because he comes to

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Speaker 2: What's your dad's name?

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Speaker 1: Jerry Jerry Mary Parker is not here for you at all?

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Speaker 2: Here, No, but he's cool. He's one of the cool dads.

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Speaker 4: Because after she did her show and your dad was like,

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Speaker 3: He follows. He has a Twitter and he only follows

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Speaker 1: It, like those that is entire I already loved chair

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Speaker 1: chair hey chairs. Okay, So school is like thirty five

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Speaker 3: No? I didn't know anybody. You had it, but I

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Speaker 3: mean you get to know people you live with them,

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Speaker 3: And then it's like you get a room and it's

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Speaker 3: And so it's like a lofted bed and there's two

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Speaker 2: It was like college.

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Speaker 3: I went. I was thirteen years old when I went.

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Speaker 1: So so you have so do you don't get to

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Speaker 3: Wait thirteen, I don't know. So wait, where was your

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Speaker 3: She was, Yeah, she was, she was doing good. She

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Speaker 1: I was outside of DC. She has some quaints. Now,

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Speaker 3: Like the thing as poor? Yeah, I mean we had

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Speaker 3: I think the basketball team, like we'd have sports scholarships

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Speaker 3: shitty somewhere where some mothers like I want my four

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00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,080
Speaker 3: year old to fight another four year old wherever that's happening,

442
00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:40,560
Speaker 3: that's for us.

443
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,560
Speaker 1: That sounds like a Mississippi wherever hul Kholgan is from.

444
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,320
Speaker 1: So the basketball team was good that so it was

445
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,440
Speaker 1: like cute black dudes at your school or tall black

446
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,720
Speaker 1: dudes at your school.

447
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,320
Speaker 3: I guess you know, there's a lot they were all

448
00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:54,840
Speaker 3: there were.

449
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,399
Speaker 1: There are none black scholarship kids there, Yeah, there was, yeah,

450
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,160
Speaker 1: And who were they?

451
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:04,080
Speaker 3: Tyler McNeil. Tyler McNeil is he white?

452
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,800
Speaker 2: He sounds black. Tyler McNeil sound black.

453
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,399
Speaker 3: Neil is black.

454
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,240
Speaker 2: Neil is black?

455
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

456
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,000
Speaker 3: No, he was black?

457
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,720
Speaker 2: Yes, Sidney Damn. I asked, did y'all date?

458
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,919
Speaker 3: No? Can we clear? Can?

459
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,000
Speaker 2: It looks like you would date a black dude.

460
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,879
Speaker 3: Though I would, but I had one boyfriend for all

461
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,000
Speaker 3: of I had one boyfriend for the full four years.

462
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,320
Speaker 2: So you didn't you try?

463
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:29,480
Speaker 3: You dating Jesse Shannaman? Do you know him? When I

464
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,280
Speaker 3: found you're doing real? He's like an Iraq or something.

465
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,400
Speaker 3: He's not like, wow, is he doing bad? He's a seal.

466
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,840
Speaker 3: He's a Navy seal. So I don't think they have

467
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,679
Speaker 3: podcasts in the military. I don't know. I found a

468
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,760
Speaker 3: Tyler McLean, you said, McLean McNeil, McNeil, hold on any

469
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,320
Speaker 3: I l okay? So wait?

470
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,320
Speaker 2: Tell us about the dating in boarding school.

471
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,560
Speaker 3: It was outlandish because it was like you're all stuck

472
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,159
Speaker 3: because they had all these rules, like you couldn't be

473
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,520
Speaker 3: alone with the opposite gender in your room. There was

474
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,320
Speaker 3: like two hours on the line day that they could

475
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,080
Speaker 3: come over it, but you had to leave the door open.

476
00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:03,640
Speaker 3: So people snuck around. Like we had a giant campus,

477
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,879
Speaker 3: so we had a golf course on our campus, and

478
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,840
Speaker 3: like people would go out to the seventh Hold the fuck,

479
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,240
Speaker 3: like the wash courts, the library basement, like you had

480
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,200
Speaker 3: to get so creative about where you were going to

481
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,639
Speaker 3: have sex. But there was I mean, there were so

482
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,360
Speaker 3: many buildings. There was an entire arts center. We would

483
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,000
Speaker 3: kind of tap dancing studio, you know what I mean.

484
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,600
Speaker 3: There was a black room for a photography I was

485
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,200
Speaker 3: like black room. I was like, Claire, you are clean.

486
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:29,520
Speaker 2: It was a black room for McNeil. I was like, Claire,

487
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:29,840
Speaker 2: we're going.

488
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,920
Speaker 3: To kick you out soon. And for photography a dark room,

489
00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,440
Speaker 3: dark dark room, it's not called a black room. Clear,

490
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,480
Speaker 3: get the f out, you gotta go. That's where the basketball.

491
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:38,720
Speaker 2: Team hung out.

492
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Speaker 1: The craziest place you ever hooked up with somebody at

493
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,760
Speaker 1: the school, Oh.

494
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,639
Speaker 3: Gosh, the squashroom. No, you know I there was like

495
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,760
Speaker 3: classrooms at the bottom of the library. And in those

496
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,919
Speaker 3: class like they were like computer labs, and nobody ever

497
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,639
Speaker 3: was like there. I guess I can see that. But

498
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,280
Speaker 3: like at like ten am on like a Tuesday, you

499
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,640
Speaker 3: know what I mean, it was like during free period

500
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,280
Speaker 3: or something like.

501
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,240
Speaker 4: So what you you were with the same person the

502
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,920
Speaker 4: whole time in Border school.

503
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,880
Speaker 3: And he was a day student, so he actually lived

504
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 3: a few a few miles away, so we could just

505
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,680
Speaker 3: go to his house. I never Yeah, so there was

506
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,639
Speaker 3: people that would just come into the day like they

507
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,679
Speaker 3: didn't stay there. Yeah. So those were really poor people.

508
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,040
Speaker 1: Those were the kids whose parents they couldn't afford, were.

509
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:24,000
Speaker 3: Teachers at the school. It was like a there was

510
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,640
Speaker 3: like a divide between the day students and the boarders

511
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,840
Speaker 3: because also they had like their own hangout and so

512
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,119
Speaker 3: they would hang out with themselves and like the boarding

513
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 3: school kids like they were all there all night, so

514
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,720
Speaker 3: like they had their own friends. There was like a.

515
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, definitely a divide. But wait, so you dated

516
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,360
Speaker 4: him for four years? Who is this guy?

517
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,080
Speaker 3: What was going on?

518
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 2: Why for four years ago you didn't see nobody else

519
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:43,480
Speaker 2: that you were.

520
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,359
Speaker 3: Like, I mean, I would have like my lifeboats, you

521
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like when we'd be fighting, I'd

522
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,080
Speaker 3: have like somebody on backup.

523
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,120
Speaker 1: Like no, okay, so let's talk about these lifeboats. Who

524
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,240
Speaker 1: were somebody sad dicks, sad piece.

525
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,200
Speaker 3: There are just people who I guess thought we might

526
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 3: break up soon, and so like they'd be the and stuffing.

527
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,440
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, I'm so sad.

528
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 2: There's always somebody waiting in the wings.

529
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 3: Exactly, and I'd be like, I date him for like

530
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 3: a week, and they'd be like, oh, sorry, by we're

531
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 3: getting back together.

532
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 2: But you didn't have sex with them though, No, no, no, no, okay,

533
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 2: because there's this misconception that people were board in school

534
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:14,719
Speaker 2: are hoes.

535
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they were. I wasn't. I'm such a don't, Claire,

536
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 3: I don't.

537
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 1: I don't believe it, Claire Second tell them lifeboats and

538
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 1: banging your four year boyfriend.

539
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 3: I wasn't because I was like, in my mind, I

540
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, I could never have sex

541
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 3: with somebody else, like so I always like that was

542
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,440
Speaker 3: like my thing. Like he would have been pissed if

543
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 3: we had broken up, and you mean he would hit you?

544
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,160
Speaker 2: Okay, great, got it?

545
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 1: Rich White, he had guys who have varsity jackets.

546
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, they definitely beat their girlfriend.

547
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:50,679
Speaker 1: So yeah, I still remember the Titans. He's Garyierier. So

548
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,439
Speaker 1: you weren't a hoe. Did you have friends that.

549
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 3: Were Oh my god, we had an orgy problem. We

550
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 3: had a problem, Like it got so back on it.

551
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 3: There were so many ORGI he's happening that like the

552
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 3: headmaster had to come out and have a school wide

553
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,680
Speaker 3: meeting and be like, please, you guys, just like one

554
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 3: at a time. Waita, you've got to stop having group

555
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 3: sex your children. Wait, talk to us about this. Well,

556
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 3: w how did you know that it was an orgy?

557
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Well the first orgy was gb O seven.

558
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 3: That was like the famous orgy of my freshman year.

559
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: Wait a damn minute, gb O seven. Okay, so that

560
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 1: was your freshman year?

561
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 3: Get it? So how does the how do people get

562
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 3: the word? Okay, I don't even I get do get invited?

563
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 3: Yeah I wasn't. I wasn't invited. But I guess the

564
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 3: thing is, it's like we're all stuck there and it's

565
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 3: like you're not allowed to have sex a relationship in

566
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 3: like normal healthy ways, Like you can't just like with

567
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 3: your boyfriend, like go hang out late at night. So

568
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 3: it's like people would sneak to each other's dorms and

569
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 3: I guess you would bring a buddy and like and

570
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 3: then it would you be like, I mean, you're sharing rooms,

571
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 3: so I mean if you're bringing a friend and you're

572
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 3: meeting up with this guy and his roommate's there, I

573
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 3: guess natural you would all have sex.

574
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 2: But this one was an orgy or a gang bang.

575
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 2: There's a difference. Orgy is like, no, it's the same amount.

576
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 1: Call it GB because I'm assuming it was males and females.

577
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: The gang bang is one girl getting yes, you know

578
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: what a gang bang is?

579
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 2: Well, she said that that's what they was.

580
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 3: I didn't name it. I mean, that wasn't my name.

581
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 3: That was just the T shirts that got made up

582
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 3: after her. There was a T shirt because the girl

583
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 3: who got it was like two girls and four guys

584
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 3: and one of the guys who actually Rick Flair's son.

585
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 3: So that's like.

586
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: Lair.

587
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 2: I'm googling it right now.

588
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,360
Speaker 3: He like died from Heroin later a few years later.

589
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 3: But I know, I know, don't google.

590
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: And I mean, I'm really, are you the one who's

591
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 1: spreading the business, bitch?

592
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I'm just I want to name him

593
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 3: if he was still out there.

594
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 2: Okay, so there would be orgies. You never got invited? No, no, no,

595
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,159
Speaker 2: did you ever feel like slided a little bit?

596
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 3: Like how come you know I had my boyfriend is

597
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 3: like kind of like a scary dude. He was like

598
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 3: like a tough dude, so like he looked like he

599
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 3: hit you. Yeah, got it. He didn't give off that vibe,

600
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 3: but he gave off the vibe.

601
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,719
Speaker 2: So okay, wait, did you have friends that would tell

602
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 2: you about the orgies though?

603
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and like you would just hear about it,

604
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 3: like everybody would go to someone's house for the weekend

605
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 3: and then come back and like I know, people always

606
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 3: looking up with people's moms.

607
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 4: I mean, wait a minute, okay, now, now we're getting

608
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 4: into crazy territory.

609
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 3: I mean, teachers would have to cook up of students.

610
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 3: It was just like you can't throw people into the

611
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 3: middle of nowhere and think nothing's gonna happen.

612
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Speaker 1: People.

613
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Speaker 2: It's kind of like Alaska, where like thing goes like

614
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: any hole, any deck.

615
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 3: It's kind of.

616
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Speaker 2: Ye I found Reed Flair. Yeah, oh, you gotta put

617
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 2: his name out there. I mean she said his name.

618
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 3: And sorry, you guys were like no names, And then

619
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 3: I came out. I was like, let me name. You

620
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 3: never said I don't say any names. We don't say names.

621
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 2: I don't know names.

622
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 3: I have no morals. Okay, so every bridge to burn.

623
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 3: So wait, let's go back to this first orchie. So

624
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 3: how so, what how did this go down? What happened?

625
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,719
Speaker 3: Because so I think the girls snuck over late at

626
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 3: night and there was one girl named Jackie Bower, which

627
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: is girl you Sidney, shut up. But her name these

628
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 3: names it's important because then Eiffel towering and our school

629
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 3: got renamed the Bower Tower. And the incredible thing about

630
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 3: Jackie Bower was that she had like one little arm.

631
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 3: So when you think about her on all fours but

632
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 3: really only on all threes, getting just like railed both sides,

633
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 3: Like how'd she stay up? You know, she was a

634
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 3: top heavy girl. That's a lot of balance that's applying.

635
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: Was determined to stay out on them three little pigs. Listen,

636
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: I am just floored by everything. Don't don't look, don't

637
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: look at Sidney.

638
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 3: And then I feel like there was two other guys

639
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 3: with this other girl. And then but then like the

640
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 3: Crown Jewel where there was this guy named bum Sue

641
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 3: who was from Korea. He was Korean and like for

642
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 3: some somehow he was twenty one years old but still

643
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 3: had this boarding school boy.

644
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 2: How did he stay he was a teaching because.

645
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no, he was a student. They had a

646
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 3: PG year, which means you could do a fifth year

647
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 3: of high school. He had already been held back a

648
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 3: year and he was like old because he was from

649
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 3: another country. So he was like, legit, twenty one years

650
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: old and he was just in the corner. And when

651
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 3: the teachers walked in, he was in the corner just

652
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 3: jerking off the whole thing.

653
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 2: What the teachers walked into the I got just covered.

654
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 2: It was oh my, what did the teacher say? Did

655
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 2: they want to get in or they were like, I.

656
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 3: Guess they're like breaking up? I don't know, break it up?

657
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 3: How do you break up? An Wait? So this they

658
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 3: were all freshmen, so this was they were they were seniors.

659
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's okay, So that's fine.

660
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were all probably freshman weird.

661
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: Right, I mean bum Sue was just going hamn. He's like,

662
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: nobody wants to fuck an Asian dude. So I just

663
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: got to jerk off by my phone.

664
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 3: I gus got perfect name for it, just like bum

665
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 3: suing it in the corner. That sounds like exactly what

666
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 3: it was, just jerking off by yourself watching an orgy.

667
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 3: I'm just bum suer.

668
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: Do you talk about this on stage?

669
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 3: This is hilarious. This is so fu.

670
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 2: Clear you were going to be the Windy Williams of

671
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 2: white women.

672
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 3: I see.

673
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 2: I mean, keep naming names.

674
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: So after that orgy happened, the word came out and

675
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: people were like, oh, we could have orgies here.

676
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 3: I think they'd always been having orges, you know, when

677
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 3: you're in the woods and you're with your friends and

678
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 3: you're just like looking for something to do. I mean,

679
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: want to peck my friends. The activities they gave us

680
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 3: for like to kill time over the weekend. They'd be like,

681
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: come to the cafeteria and see how many oreos you

682
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 3: could stack. And people were like, what else, And like

683
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 3: what else was like lots of anal I don't know. Yeah,

684
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 3: there were definitely but stuff going on. Oh so much,

685
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 3: I mean everybody, I feel like.

686
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: So people were like, I want to be a virgin

687
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: for when I get married. Let's do it in my butt.

688
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 3: People were like, oh, we had a couple of those girls.

689
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 3: It was like virgin girls. But I mean also they

690
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 3: just had girls like we need more space, you know

691
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 3: what I mean, we need more yo.

692
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 4: The crazy thing is is that if I'm a parent

693
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 4: and I'm spending thirty grand a fucking year for you

694
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 4: to do have an orgy, like you don't have the

695
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 4: right to have that much fun.

696
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 3: My mom, Yeah, she's like, yeah, when I heard about

697
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 3: that orgy, I should have pulled you out of there.

698
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: Oh the parents found out, of course they did.

699
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: If you wouldn't tell your mom, you told the school

700
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 3: didn't tell exactly what I'm saying.

701
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: The SCHOOLO didn't release a letter say it is people

702
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: doing orgies and studia.

703
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 3: I mean, those kids got in trouble because they weren't

704
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 3: supposed to be in the opposite sex is dorm. Like yeah,

705
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 3: but but Rick Flair handled that. She's like, my son

706
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 3: is rich.

707
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 2: Was there any like a same sex It was a

708
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 2: little gay stuff.

709
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know. When I was there, one of the

710
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 3: big one of the big things was that one of

711
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 3: the juniors started dating a teacher and they lived in

712
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 3: the same dorm and she was like also her squash

713
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 3: coach or something. And it was so crazy because I

714
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 3: mean she was sixteen years old and the teacher was

715
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 3: like twenty five, so that's pretty gross, and she was

716
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 3: her teacher the woman. The teacher had to leave school

717
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: under like mysterious circumstances a week before graduation. She was

718
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 3: never heard from again. A year later, the student graduated

719
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 3: and they came out on Facebook as like a couple,

720
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 3: and people were like, oh my god, like unbelievable. And

721
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 3: then the girl goes, this is like anti LGBT, like

722
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 3: you guys are being homophobic and people are like child.

723
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 3: It was like we were kind of upset about but there.

724
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 3: I mean, it's been five years and they're still together,

725
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 3: so God blessed. I guess they found love.

726
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: In the place love and if you, you know, take

727
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: the time, the person will.

728
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 3: Eventually try to you know, nobody fifteen forever turn eighteen?

729
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 3: That's crazy? Was the squash coach cute?

730
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: Though?

731
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I mean I guess when you're sixteen, I

732
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 3: feel like everybody who's older seems cute, you know, definitely.

733
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I can see that, do you know what?

734
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? And so you were like if you weren't out

735
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 3: of the closet and you were sixteen, and this like

736
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 3: older nice woman was being I don't know. I feel

737
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 3: like this.

738
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: Sounds like she could have looked like anything. This sounds

739
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: a good episode of Lords for you that I did

740
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: not enjoy it.

741
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 4: No, wait, Claire, you didn't get involved with anything you could.

742
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 4: You didn't kiss a girl like that. I feel like

743
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 4: that's the time that you.

744
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 3: Clear clear to drug. You didn't do the try the

745
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 3: bower tower. No, I didn't get on a tower. I uh,

746
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 3: I know, you know. I had my one boyfriend and

747
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: he lives like down the road, so I feel like

748
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 3: I had like my escape. I was on the road.

749
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 4: That don't even sound appetizing. Yeah, I'm gonna go get

750
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 4: this dick down the road. No, thank you, down the road,

751
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 4: down the.

752
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 3: Road, bick out and go to his house in the

753
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: middle of the night. And like I remember one time

754
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 3: I was a senior and the like window in the

755
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 3: bathroom was broken, and the teachers came to me. They're like,

756
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 3: we think you've been sneaking out of the window. And

757
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 3: I was so upset. I was like up in arms.

758
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 3: I was like, how dare you accuse me of sneaking

759
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 3: out the window? Like I was, I rate I called

760
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 3: people like, I was like so upset I had been

761
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 3: sneaking out the front door. But for some reason to me,

762
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 3: I was like, you are accusing me of this thing.

763
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 3: I would never do like that, would never show me

764
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 3: down a wall. I would never like get my dumb

765
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 3: bodies through right out. I really was. I would just

766
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 3: like straight out the door. If you do it with confidence,

767
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 3: nobody will stop of course, they explain. My roommate would

768
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 3: cover for me. She would put pillows under my like

769
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 3: they would do like room checks.

770
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah bad too, because yeah, you can't

771
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 2: hear children.

772
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 3: And my roommate Asia Bryant shout out to Asia.

773
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: She would be like, oh yeah, Bryan sounds black.

774
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: Are you all still friends? Yeah? I just thought she

775
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 3: was She's great. Talk about her, okay, yeah, yeah, she

776
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 3: was great. She was my roomate for three years. I

777
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 3: loved her so much. Where is she?

778
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: You got a picture? We were just talking about her?

779
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, Okay. So I feel like we covered

780
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: all the sex. What about drugs, because I feel like

781
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,719
Speaker 1: that's it. I feel like there was a lot of drugs.

782
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't do drugs. I don't know you

783
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 3: from a lot of ship.

784
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: You didn't drugs, and you didn't have towers, and you

785
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: weren't banging life, and you weren't doing anal Get the.

786
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 2: Fuck out of here.

787
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 3: Stacking in the cafeteria was like, that does sound Where

788
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 3: what the hell were you doing? My one boyfriend? I

789
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 3: just had my one boyfriend. I was like, I mean

790
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 3: I had sex so young. I was like, but I

791
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 3: was like then I was like, Okay, this is tell

792
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,719
Speaker 3: us about the drugs. Get into it. Yeah, get tell

793
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 3: us about the drugs. Nobody, I mean, to this day,

794
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: nobody ever invites me to do drugs. I don't. I

795
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 3: feel like I don't give you because you talk to

796
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: that much. You talked to damn, that's vibe.

797
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 2: You know where the pills are at? Come on, sis

798
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: they did?

799
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I feel like people were doing a

800
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 3: lot of cocaine, but like it was so that's so accessible. Yeah,

801
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 3: everybody does that. I feel like people were stealing drug painkillers,

802
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 3: like that was a big pain.

803
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 2: What kind of pain you haven't in fucking you're somebody.

804
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: People would get like injured doing sports and stuff and

805
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 3: they would have pained. I don't know you buy painklet right,

806
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. You don't know about it.

807
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 4: We're black women, is percose. I don't know about them

808
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 4: future talking about it.

809
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,959
Speaker 2: Don't talk to us about pills.

810
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: I don't know.

811
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 3: Nobody was inviting me to do like wild stuff.

812
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 4: You know, when I was in college, it was freaking

813
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 4: I didn't even know that you could drink cough syrup

814
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 4: and get high from it.

815
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 3: That's what people were doing on my floor. That's what

816
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 3: they oh, people robotos and people used to do that

817
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 3: all the time, and I remember being like, that's lame.

818
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 2: But I didn't know that because I was like, Yo,

819
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: we are really getting real colds out here, and you're

820
00:32:59,080 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 2: using this.

821
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 3: For that and now you have to use an ID

822
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 3: to buy robotustin. And it's like I didn't know that.

823
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: Like that's what people were doing.

824
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: They were like going out of the girl would throw

825
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: up in the bathroom every weekend because of so much

826
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: scissor so much.

827
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: And then we had a drug dealer on the floor.

828
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 2: He was selling I guess heroin, which I was like.

829
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: Who is doing who is to we Wooster Massa, who

830
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: was coming all the way here to do heroin?

831
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 2: That's where it is, right, But it's like the worst kind.

832
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 2: It's not the good kind, the good kind, said breaking

833
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: break down heroin from the Lower east Side. They can

834
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 2: get the best bad heroin. No I heard it's good.

835
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: I feel like it's dusty Lower east Side heroin. But

836
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: I want like farm to table out in heroin.

837
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: Organic hairanic aroon.

838
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 3: I want grassfit heroin.

839
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what happened to my roommate's best friend.

840
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: She didn't do no drugs, came to college, was experimenting

841
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: with everything. She got into heroin and I guess she

842
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: was doing it with her boy friend. And yeah, an

843
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: odeed in his arms right, and then he had to

844
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: like report it.

845
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 3: Claire said, that's romantic like Romeo and Juliet, but you

846
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 3: know with.

847
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 4: Crack, some straight Anglo Saxon romance right there.

848
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 3: Like what's wrong with your girl fabio novel?

849
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 2: Come on, come on?

850
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then so she died and I walked in

851
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 4: when she was on the floor in the hallway and

852
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 4: all the EMTs were walking by.

853
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: One.

854
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 2: One of the guys walking he's like, it ain't good,

855
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 2: it ain't good, it's real bad. And I said, wow,

856
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 2: he's not coy about this at all.

857
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: And so she was on the floor and they rolled

858
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: her out and then everybody came back and they're like, yeah.

859
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 3: Michelle is dead. Michelle is dead.

860
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: Yeah that sounds like something, you know what.

861
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: Her boyfriend got expelled and they KETI odd, Also.

862
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 3: No, he didn't, he didn't.

863
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 4: He he got moved back to Texas, but they her

864
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 4: parents sued him. I was like, I didn't even know

865
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 4: you could even sue on some shit like soe, somebody's

866
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 4: a drug partner. Yeah, like he paid for half the drugs.

867
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 3: No, who did that? Like Carolyn Kennedy's parents did that

868
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 3: when she died in that plane crash, like the Kennedy

869
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 3: plane crash, her parents sued him even though he was

870
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 3: already dead because he was he was drunk driving the plane.

871
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 2: Oh he was flying drunk.

872
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 3: Is that why the plane winter? Yeah? And I think

873
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 3: there was a storm, like they shouldn't. It was like

874
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 3: they shouldn't have been up there because but like he

875
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 3: made bad calls because he was drunk, and so I

876
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 3: think they did it kind of like to find some judge,

877
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 3: like they just wanted to do it, not for they

878
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 3: were like the Kennedy's got money. No, it was for

879
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 3: the money. They're like our daughter's day, we want the money.

880
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 3: Why not?

881
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: But also, he's drunk driving a plane and she got

882
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: in the plane with them.

883
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, please, or maybe she didn't know he was drunk.

884
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 3: There's not enough.

885
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 2: They were like Martha's vineyard. They were probably both drunk.

886
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 3: They need more posters out there being like don't fly drunk.

887
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 3: You know he's been drinking, don't get in his plane.

888
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 4: Yeah that's what they You talk about getting in a car,

889
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 4: What about a fucking plane? Like, how confident is you

890
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 4: that you're like, yeah, you know this.

891
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 3: Honestly, if you show me a plane, I'd get in.

892
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 3: So I don't care what you've been doing.

893
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 2: A mixer and now he's just flying a pain Like

894
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 2: that's not happening.

895
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 3: It would take a lot for me to be uninterested

896
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 3: in a guy with a I don't.

897
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: Even want to get in the if I'm if I'm

898
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: a certain level of drunk, I don't even want to

899
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: sit in the front seat, just shotgun Like I'm sitting

900
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: in the back with my ey like one eye opened,

901
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: just like making sure that we don't die, even like

902
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: and I'm not getting in a car with somebody who's drinking.

903
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 4: Ever, Yeah that's not that's no good. But wait, has

904
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 4: any of that happened at born In School? Like people

905
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 4: died I'm sure driving like your's.

906
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 3: When I was there, they were really like trying to

907
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 3: change like the reputations. But like the year before I

908
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 3: was there, people I heard about people dying from heroin

909
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 3: and but it was like it used to be outrageous.

910
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 3: It was like people would fly in for the week

911
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 3: and like fly back to New York City, and like

912
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 3: it was just like people with like a ton of

913
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 3: money and their parents were like, well, we need them

914
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 3: to go to high school, so like who will take them?

915
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 3: This is the only.

916
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: Way to New Jersey, Or they would take a helicopter.

917
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 3: Yeah the damn board in school. Yeah that kid didn't farewell.

918
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 3: He also died.

919
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 4: I mean, but do you think that's that's the problem

920
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 4: with like rich parents. They just want to like deal

921
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 4: with it, just take care of it.

922
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like if you can pay to take

923
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 3: care of the problem, then you will, you know what

924
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 3: I mean, So just keep pushing them along.

925
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: So I feel like that's something that like people like

926
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: when I watch like movies and shows about people who

927
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: are like really rich, they always have all of these problems,

928
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: like the dude can't get his dick up because he's

929
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: on all these drugs, or you know, like the girls

930
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: are like, well, I guess we'll just do amal with

931
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 1: these strangers.

932
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 3: Because like they can't feel anything.

933
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 4: Also like you're just rich in boards, or I'll just

934
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 4: like throw up my food because you know, I have

935
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 4: a like unlimited bank account.

936
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 3: Like it's crazy. I'm like I must like the unlemoned

937
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 3: bank account. You could just buy more foods, Like there's

938
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: too many foods to try.

939
00:37:55,719 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: I can afford all the takeout bring Basically we had,

940
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: oh we.

941
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 3: Had tons of bolima problems and it was fucking disgusting

942
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 3: because we shared bathrooms, so you would walk in and

943
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 3: like somebody would be like clogging the toilet with their

944
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 3: puke and you would just be like bad. It was.

945
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 3: We had people sent home constantly to go to like

946
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 3: eating disorder rehab. Because the other thing is so at

947
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 3: boarding school, you're required to play sports. So I played

948
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 3: two sports. Everybody had to play sports. I did soccer

949
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 3: and track, and then in the winter I did like

950
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 3: winter track. And it was like so you six days

951
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 3: a week were working out two hours a day. So

952
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 3: everybody was in really good shape. But there was always

953
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 3: like three fatties who would come and like they would

954
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 3: do yearbook or something instead of doing sports. They all

955
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 3: graduated with crippling eating disorders because like you can't be

956
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 3: the only fat person in a school of four hundred.

957
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 3: So like they all left, like by the time they left,

958
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 3: they had figured out how to live on just beats

959
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 3: and like freaking look like they would go to the

960
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 3: salad bar every day and just get beats and you'd

961
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 3: be like, Okay, I mean was that going, Like was

962
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 3: there bullying? Was there? Of course?

963
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,439
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody in the school, every other person

964
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: was a Regina George.

965
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I always say like there wasn't a

966
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 3: popular group in my high school because like every click

967
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 3: hated every other clique so much that it was just

968
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 3: like you just there's a lot of hate, you know

969
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 3: what I mean. But like, I just think it was

970
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 3: so even here everybody. But also I've said that and

971
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 3: people have been like that means you were the bully

972
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 3: cool kids.

973
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 2: Nobody was mean. And now that I talk to you,

974
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, Claire, you might have been. There was mean.

975
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 3: Claire's deaf me, Claire, talk to us about your clique.

976
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: Who was in your group? Let's go through who were

977
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 2: your friends?

978
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 3: I would like bounce from click to click to click, and.

979
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 2: That I mean you couldn't stick. You couldn't stick to one.

980
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 3: Nobody liked. You were the problem. You hated everybody. So

981
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 3: I don't know, it would depend on like my mood.

982
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 2: And you were creating, creating the drama, That's what that means,

983
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 2: you know.

984
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 3: I just like I was like so obsessed with my

985
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 3: boyfriend in high school. I was so different than I

986
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 3: am now. I was like he was like I hung

987
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 3: out with him every weekend. I like talked to him

988
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: all the time, Like I really I was like very

989
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: much a boyfriend. Yeah, but you just.

990
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: You just got out of a relationship, right you were.

991
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: I feel like you're like a monogamy Yeah.

992
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, yeah.

993
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 2: How long were you with your boyfriend?

994
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 3: You're more recent boyfriend three and a half years? See

995
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 3: us a.

996
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: Long ass time, three and a half year.

997
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,439
Speaker 1: Claire, you're twenty four and you've been in two relationships

998
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: totally seven and a half.

999
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 2: I think you need to take a break fast.

1000
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: I am.

1001
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, pump the brain.

1002
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 2: Let it like be free. Get out, Claire, go out

1003
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 2: there and just do some bowers dating, Like, get out there,

1004
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: get some dinner, go to per Se, Like, come on.

1005
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: The who's gonna pay now that I'm single? Somebody will somebody?

1006
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 3: Your hair?

1007
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 4: No, I said, let your hair down, get it out

1008
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 4: of that messy bun.

1009
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: And do you, Claire, you got all them boarding school contacts?

1010
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 3: What are they? What are all those kids doing now?

1011
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 2: They're not still rich.

1012
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 3: Some of them got to still be alive. I have

1013
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 3: no idea where they are.

1014
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 2: Honestly, I do need to start friending people on Facebook.

1015
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 3: It's did you find him? I couldn't find him.

1016
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna do you really want Tyler McNeill.

1017
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 3: He was from Princeton. That's a nice town. Yeah with you,

1018
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 3: he's probably like, you're doing it all wrong like a

1019
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 3: junior senator. Now claim yeah, because lovely speaking boys.

1020
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 2: This is how these things works.

1021
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 4: Like in boarding schools and these pretentious colleges, people become

1022
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 4: friends and then when they get out in the real world,

1023
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 4: they stay friends and they help each other get jobs

1024
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 4: and stay in the.

1025
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 3: Wealth and up.

1026
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, Claire, you pratty, that's why you pretty.

1027
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 4: You don't realize what you're doing with your live So like,

1028
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 4: get back out there, girl twenty.

1029
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 3: Four and be like I've been telling her that. I've

1030
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 3: been telling her to get back in touch with all

1031
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 3: those people and get a job too.

1032
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 1: And Cherry, you don't even know how said I am

1033
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: that this is not a live podcast.

1034
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: I'm so we got to have you back. I would

1035
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 2: love to have you call in.

1036
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 4: I want to somehow bring your dad on stage. So

1037
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 4: I feel like we're gonna have a live version of this.

1038
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 3: Is that why you're not giving us the real tea

1039
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 3: because you know that your dad is listening to this.

1040
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: I feel like, yes, okay, we're gonna we've unlocked the code. Yeah, listen,

1041
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 1: we'll wrap this up and get the real teeth.

1042
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, Jerry, we're gonna get down. Don't worry, I'll

1043
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 4: let you know everything. Jerry, We're gonna get down to

1044
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 4: the nitty gritty of Claire.

1045
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1046
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 2: Okay, So you go through four years of school senior year.

1047
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 3: What is that like? Are y'all like? Is everybody trying

1048
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 3: to get into a good school? Really competitive? And honestly,

1049
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 3: like twenty people applied to Columbia and I'm just the

1050
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 3: one who got in people Columbia. Wait, what are you

1051
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 3: doing on this couch? I don't know.

1052
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 2: Doing Claire went to Columbia? You're a comedian?

1053
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, worst that. I'm a temp'm I'm like an aspirational temp.

1054
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 3: I'm hoping this templation see will pick me up. Claire.

1055
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: You're doing that Columbia University? You had a lauder nerve, Jerry,

1056
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: I get it now. I completely understand.

1057
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 4: So wait, you did four years in a boarding school,

1058
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 4: then another four years in like one of.

1059
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 3: The top school. Like, what's this coast Claire.

1060
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 4: This is coming an intervention trying to change your life,

1061
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 4: fix your white life with Sydney Marine.

1062
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: Fix your White Life. That's the show right there. That's copyrighted.

1063
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: That's copyrighted, don't you dare? Yo? Can we just do this?

1064
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: Can we just fix your white light? Coming in the

1065
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I see us. Yo, this is gonna

1066
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: be gold in the university. Oh, it's already gonna you

1067
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: know how many people were gonna get on?

1068
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 3: Okay, well hold on, hold on, so twenty people. You

1069
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 3: can do me and they could do my brother. You

1070
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 3: can what's your brother doing? He need help to I

1071
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 3: can't even get into it. I can't. Oh my god,

1072
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 3: he's listening and yeah, wait, did you have your brother

1073
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 3: also went to boarding school? He uh, he went to

1074
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 3: like twelve weeks of boarding school, Like this is for suckers. Yeah,

1075
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 3: so then he went to rehab and he got picked out.

1076
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 3: Yeah damn, he's older or younger, younger, he's to are

1077
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 3: you the oldest of all your siblings but you're still

1078
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 3: the youngest, Like you're twenty four. Yeah, so I'm not

1079
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 3: gonna be.

1080
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: You're a babe.

1081
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 3: I mean you're only like a little bit younger than me.

1082
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 3: But show up to me. Oh yeah, I'm twenty five,

1083
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,720
Speaker 3: and yeah, thank you so much. Yeah.

1084
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: So everyone applied to Columbia. You are the only one.

1085
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 3: That got in, and people were like really passed.

1086
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: Okay, but because you were them, because you were the

1087
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,720
Speaker 1: Regina George, they were like, how to hell Regina George.

1088
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 2: Literally that's how it works.

1089
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 4: So the meanest person always gets what they want in

1090
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 4: the beginning, and then seven years later we see them

1091
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 4: underneath the bridge, sucking dick for crass.

1092
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 3: I still live in Williamsburg. Okay, it's not that bad.

1093
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: Claire's doing well.

1094
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 3: You're gonna be a dog walker soon, don't let no.

1095
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1096
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 2: We're also they're shutting down that l training Williamsburg.

1097
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 3: What do you go do?

1098
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 2: You'll get a bike. You better get you a boyfriend

1099
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 2: that live on the Lower east Side.

1100
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 3: Yo. If anybody's listening, me a power point and I'll

1101
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: consider it. Claire, you bound us the PowerPoint. We're reviewed

1102
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 3: as well. Review. I need them to look through it.

1103
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 3: I need them to help me fix your life. I

1104
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 3: need to sign off on all my choices. Yo, Claire

1105
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 3: crying right now.

1106
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: It's like you deserve a man like in the West

1107
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: village like you deserve, not a not a lower east Side.

1108
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 2: You need like a man with like who got like

1109
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 2: the building.

1110
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 4: But you went to Columbia and you're doing this, So no,

1111
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 4: you deserve a lower east Side dude who's skateboards. Oh no, no, no,

1112
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 4: it has a trail mix in his cargo shorts.

1113
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 2: Well, then she deserves Bushwick, So say that to me.

1114
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: That's live near me, girl.

1115
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 3: I like, you know, A big thing is they have

1116
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 3: to be clean, Like I don't want them to look

1117
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 3: overly groomed. I just want to look at them and

1118
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 3: be like, I know you took a shower today.

1119
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 2: Claire, what is your type? Let's walk there.

1120
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 3: I feel like I have my type, and then I

1121
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 3: feel like who I actually like?

1122
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: We heard you talk about. I was like, we can

1123
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 1: do both, we can do both. What's your type? Like,

1124
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: what's your ideal?

1125
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 3: Do I like them just like very clean, hygienic, like

1126
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 3: that should starts sounds like more than normal. I like

1127
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 3: I like somebody who's like a little OCD, A little OCD.

1128
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 3: I like him, like just very presentable and then like

1129
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 3: I like conventionally Hansol.

1130
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: Okay, so who would play them in a movie? You're

1131
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: playing me like a Ryan Gasling is what you giving me.

1132
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 3: I don't like grandgas I don't know. I just like him.

1133
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 3: I like like a confident.

1134
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: But what does he look like? What actor are you

1135
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: talking about here? Because you're saying Bradley Cooper. I'm trying

1136
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: to you know who I have a crush on that's

1137
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: like my one? Okay, okay, this is.

1138
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 3: Like Hemsworth, like a Hemsworthy of course, Claire.

1139
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: Everybody likes they big and they sexy four four four.

1140
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 2: The dude who.

1141
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 3: Plays Miley Cyrus is fiance just they're.

1142
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: Like six foot six, they got big bodies and they

1143
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: have like long blonde hair. Really that's not good enough

1144
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: for you, Claire. I could see you with Miley's dude. Yeah, yeah,

1145
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: that's why he's dating like the opposite of.

1146
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 3: You, which is like a dingy Cyrus, but like.

1147
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: He does could No, you can't, Claire. You I don't

1148
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: know where I colored shirt, Claire.

1149
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 2: I could actually see you with Miley, So I.

1150
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 3: Would say, Miley, if she's listening, come on out.

1151
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: Miley listens to the podcast. Hey Miley, uh.

1152
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 4: So, how is it in the dating world, you know,

1153
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 4: having this background and boarding school, going to Columbia.

1154
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 3: I mean, you're.

1155
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 2: Beautiful, you're thin, You're super thin, you have nice.

1156
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,479
Speaker 1: Now, if you were Claire, if you were legit six

1157
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: inches taller, you'd be a model.

1158
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 3: Yes, you would. You definitely would. You too short, Claire,

1159
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,479
Speaker 3: That's fine, but you know what, Jerry, she can steal. Yeah,

1160
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 3: you could do fit modeling though. Is that you just

1161
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 3: like let people you just try shit on?

1162
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just try and you can't pay for that.

1163
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 4: My friends that friend that does it, yeah, and she

1164
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 4: gets coins. I have two friends that do it.

1165
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 3: We have three friends that do it. You should get

1166
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 3: into it. You should.

1167
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 2: You got the great measurements for sure? What's your measurements, Claire?

1168
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 3: Go ahead? I don't know. I think I have a

1169
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 3: weird body. I have, Like I'm like, very so on

1170
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 3: your Claire, tell us what this?

1171
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 2: Just go ahead.

1172
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 3: I don't I've never like measured my that's a damn life.

1173
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1174
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: You I'm thinking it's like a thirty twenty four, thirty

1175
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: four or something like that. Yeah, She's like, yeah, but

1176
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: I have a weird body. Shut up, Claire, you're with

1177
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: two black women. You better come together. You got a

1178
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: great body, You're great, you better come together. Sidney, you

1179
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: were really taking this six white life sitting in Marie. Yeah,

1180
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,919
Speaker 1: now back when Claire is like a little skimmy pair.

1181
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's not a weird body. It's great.

1182
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: So yeah, no, but wait, how's your dating life? What's

1183
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 3: going I haven't you know, I've been single for like

1184
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 3: an hour, legit, an hour, literally an hour. We like

1185
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 3: it's like not even one hundred percent official yet. So

1186
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 3: like I've I've been stung for like less than two days,

1187
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 3: like negative two days and two days I'll be single.

1188
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So what's going on?

1189
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 3: What happened? I don't know what. I just like, I

1190
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 3: need to focus on comedy. I feel like, did you

1191
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 3: really just say that?

1192
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 4: Wow, you need to focus on the fact that you

1193
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 4: have a diploma from freaking Columbia and you need to

1194
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 4: get on that.

1195
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I should get I don't have a job,

1196
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 3: so that's also like a problem.

1197
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: But you're twenty four. So the thing is is that

1198
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: a lot of people at your age don't really have

1199
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:26,720
Speaker 1: it together.

1200
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 4: I know people who are thirty thirty two don't have

1201
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 4: it together.

1202
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: People who are thirty two and like sleep on their

1203
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: girlfriends with couchhit but yeah, and they're gay, and it's like,

1204
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: what are you doing in your life?

1205
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? I know people like that.

1206
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: People who are yeah, you know, thirty teen year olds

1207
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 1: who got podcasts and come to my house and s

1208
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: it on my couch.

1209
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 3: What Yo?

1210
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 2: This is so specific that that can't even be me.

1211
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 3: I know you're not talking about me.

1212
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 2: It's crazy to fix your Haitian life, ha life. Actually

1213
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 2: he's out here for me. I'm doing really well.

1214
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: Uh uh, Claire, So how did you meet the dude

1215
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: that you just broke up with?

1216
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 3: We met like at a party, a mutual friend. He's

1217
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 3: from the city originally I went to college in the city.

1218
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 3: And what school you went to? Did he go to? Yeah? Georgetown?

1219
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 2: Wow, you guys are in like, do you know how

1220
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 2: hard it is to get like an education from these places?

1221
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 3: No, Sydney, they don't they went there.

1222
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, if you go to like this

1223
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 4: top percentage of colleges, you should like want to do

1224
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 4: something with it.

1225
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 3: I went to Clark I honestly, I honestly believe that

1226
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 3: my dad did call you before this podcast that was like,

1227
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 3: I need you to help me out.

1228
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 4: I went to college, DM, No, I went to college,

1229
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 4: and I'm annoyed that I went.

1230
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, why did I waste all this money? It's

1231
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 2: like such a.

1232
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 4: Way, especially since I'm doing this sitting on Marie's couch

1233
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 4: for free.

1234
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh man, I could have been done this. I could

1235
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: have just twenty four. Yeah, I should have been doing this.

1236
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 2: We did this and we were twenty four.

1237
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: Imagine where we would be right freaking now, Oh, taking

1238
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: over the world. I don't know, Well that's next year.

1239
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 1: That's twenty eighteen. So you met at a party.

1240
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 3: You were like, he's clean, he looks clean. Yeah, he

1241
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 3: was clean. He had a like I I needed a

1242
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 3: ride or something, and he was like, oh, if you

1243
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 3: want to stay over, like I could drive you home tomorrow.

1244
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 3: And he had a king sized bed, so I was like,

1245
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 3: Charle's stay here. But then and I wasn't interested. And

1246
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 3: then I woke up and I was like, oh my god,

1247
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 3: you're kind of cute. So then I don't know if

1248
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 3: we're just dating, but we've been doating since I was

1249
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 3: in college. So this is like my first time single

1250
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 3: as an adult, and I don't know what to do.

1251
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 3: I don't I'm not getting on Tinder. I'm not getting

1252
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 3: them bumbled. I just get on or bumble. You just

1253
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 3: get asked out right. I feel like people will just

1254
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 3: ask me. People just approach me on the train exactly.

1255
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 3: You make eye contact with someone. It's a date next.

1256
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 2: But it's so annoying because I be there and I

1257
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 2: just like, Yo, where do you get the confidence, like

1258
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 2: to come up to somebody like, because Marie is a

1259
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 2: type that I would feel like if I went up

1260
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 2: to her, she would be like loud about it, like no,

1261
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,240
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you, I'm busy.

1262
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 3: Like she doesn't seem like you just approached me in

1263
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 3: them terrible ass shoes.

1264
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like she doesn't seem like the inviting type. Like

1265
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: she's the type to like shade you and be like

1266
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: what like you know what I mean?

1267
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 3: In your face, in your in your mom's face. But

1268
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 3: he's always approached you.

1269
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1270
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 3: We were out.

1271
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,800
Speaker 1: We were on the L train Williamsburg and this dusty

1272
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: white man was like complimented hair.

1273
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 2: He's like, here was great, great hair. And then he's like,

1274
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 2: so I'm mugging off.

1275
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 3: The train here if you want to come, if you

1276
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 3: don't have plans, And I was like, like, obviously you

1277
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 3: have plans.

1278
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 2: Are on the L train.

1279
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 3: She's with me. He's on the L train just like wandering.

1280
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 3: You're just riding it to Canarsi to see what happens.

1281
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 3: He's like, you think we're so freaking funny. You think

1282
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 3: we aimlessly just taken the AL train. People saying you

1283
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 3: take this with you.

1284
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 4: Okay, that whole thing was an l take this loss

1285
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 4: with you. But the funny thing is is that some

1286
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 4: people do take that. Because there was a comedian that

1287
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 4: we knew like years ago. She would talk about going

1288
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 4: all the way to the last stop and then having

1289
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 4: nowhere to go, so she would just go back on

1290
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 4: the train.

1291
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 3: To go back to where you started it at. And

1292
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, this like yes me next week,

1293
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 3: Like that's me waiting for my tempagiency to call me back.

1294
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 4: Claire, you know you have too much personality.

1295
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 3: You're you're too beautiful. You got it.

1296
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 2: Don't worry, don't even stress yourself, stress your pretty little

1297
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 2: face about it.

1298
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 3: What color your eyes? They're like bluey gray, I don't know, really,

1299
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 3: they're like the worst. It's like they're not yet. I've

1300
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 3: never had a boyfriend that knew what color my eyes were.

1301
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,919
Speaker 3: They're always like I've never noticed you had eyes. Yeah,

1302
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 3: but your eyes were brown, Claire, that's crazy, that's how.

1303
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 3: That's how terrible the blue is. Yeah, I mean it's

1304
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 3: really like it's.

1305
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 2: A stormy we say that we bring you up and

1306
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 2: take you down.

1307
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 3: We bring you.

1308
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 2: So we can crush you.

1309
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: But also your eyes are kind of like you know,

1310
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,479
Speaker 1: when you flushed the toilet and has that like little

1311
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: blue thing that like makes.

1312
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 3: The water water blue. Oh, that's a brighter blue. Hold on,

1313
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,919
Speaker 3: hold on, I wish that's a beautiful blue.

1314
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 1: As that thing starts to run out the color of

1315
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: that murky blue, My eyes are like the color of

1316
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: the absence of windows on the last quart of window. Claire,

1317
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 1: did you read did you just think about that as

1318
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: a poem that she really it's a poem she wrote

1319
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: studied English.

1320
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 2: It's on girl, it's on her resume.

1321
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 3: Oh that's what you studied. That's why English.

1322
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: Now I know why you know joke. Okay, you studied English.

1323
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I get clear.

1324
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 2: Don't nobody do nothing with English?

1325
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,439
Speaker 3: So I did comedy that's English. I've made negative five

1326
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 3: thousand dollars or something.

1327
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 4: But a way are you? Are you starting to do

1328
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 4: like web web content? I saw you got your little

1329
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 4: like crop top thing.

1330
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 3: I'm trying. I'm trying. You look every on camera. You

1331
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 3: have some you have talent, so you know, you know,

1332
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 3: every time I write something, I'm like, this sucks, and

1333
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 3: I rip it up and I burn it and then

1334
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 3: I never do anything.

1335
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 4: But you know what, You go to an open mic

1336
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 4: and you hear a terrible white man tell a terrible

1337
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 4: joke and he has so much confidence.

1338
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 3: You need to take that.

1339
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: You have to have the confidence of a mediocre white man.

1340
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: Try everyone listening needs to have that. Everybody just take

1341
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: notes just a mediocre Just think of the most basic,

1342
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: nasally white man that you know.

1343
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 2: And that's the confidence that.

1344
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 3: Everything I say is. Because sometimes I see things, I'm like,

1345
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 3: how could you just put that out on the internet,

1346
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 3: and then it gets thousands of hits and I'm like,

1347
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 3: I need to have lower standards.

1348
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: They put it out in the universe that this is

1349
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: hot fire, and then the people who follow them are followers,

1350
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: so they like it.

1351
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 3: Want circle jerks.

1352
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 2: You gotta have people that are following you that believe

1353
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 2: in you.

1354
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: Also, if you say something confidently enough, people are going

1355
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, this just ust to be a fact.

1356
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 3: Is it's gotta be true, You just gotta do it.

1357
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: I see people on stage, they like they begin laughs,

1358
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: but I'm like, you're really bombing, but like you're so

1359
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: in it, and then people are following everything that you're

1360
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: in that like it sounds like a win and I'm like,

1361
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: that was shit.

1362
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 3: That was trash. That was I feel like people get

1363
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 3: up there and they do comedy like like they listen

1364
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 3: to comedy in a different language. They get the cadence.

1365
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 3: They're like d D D DA, and then everybody's like,

1366
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 3: I know when to laugh. It's not the balls. That's

1367
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 3: how it works. So Clair, what's next for you?

1368
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: What?

1369
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 3: Like, what's goals?

1370
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,720
Speaker 1: Like relationship goals, life goals, comedy goals, what's goals?

1371
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 3: Well, I would like to be single. I mean, I'll

1372
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 3: try my best, but I'll go textos on Monday. Let

1373
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 3: you know if I'm still please please I'm doing. I

1374
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 3: would love to be single. I would love to be employed.

1375
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 3: I would love to be booked on someone's show.

1376
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: If anyone's listening, well, no, like, so I feel like

1377
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: what I maybe I want something that's like more clear,

1378
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: like more like use that English degree and tell me

1379
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: what words which what exactly you want?

1380
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,720
Speaker 2: Your dad definitely talked to us before the past podcast

1381
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 2: A universe.

1382
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 3: I don't know, Oh my gosh, what do I want?

1383
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 3: I guess I would like I guess I would like

1384
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 3: to create more. I don't know. I have more confidence

1385
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 3: in myself. I feel like I have a lot of

1386
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 3: ideas and then I just get nervous. I feel like

1387
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, these suck.

1388
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: But that's a lot of people. But I mean, you

1389
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,240
Speaker 2: have to go out. You have to take risks.

1390
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 4: I think that's what half of comedy is is just

1391
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 4: being able to do it and be like, hey, maybe

1392
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 4: this will work, maybe it won't.

1393
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 3: But if I mean, you're.

1394
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 1: Already taking a risk, right, You're getting all stage different

1395
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: of people who probably don't know you, and you're trying

1396
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:50,439
Speaker 1: to make them left.

1397
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 4: So you're already doing that. Yeah, and that's massive. So

1398
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,240
Speaker 4: and we know you, so you obviously somebody.

1399
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: So what's like getting on camera recording some stuff that

1400
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: you can like watch before you post, Like you can

1401
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: edit it as much as you can then post whatever

1402
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: you will.

1403
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 3: You guys, give me goals. What goals do you think

1404
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 3: I should have?

1405
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: Damn, Claire, I want you to have some goals. That's

1406
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 1: what my goal for you is, some damn goals. I'm

1407
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: just saying, if I.

1408
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 3: Didn't know I didn't have goals, I'm hearing it. I'm like, wow,

1409
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 3: I know.

1410
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 2: I'm hearing it.

1411
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,240
Speaker 3: To it. I'm not doing good, Damn.

1412
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, Lena Dunham is out here doing that

1413
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 4: terrible stuff that she's doing.

1414
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 3: I mean you would ask, yeah, you're actually I like.

1415
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,280
Speaker 2: I like your comedy.

1416
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 3: I like you. I think that you know and you're

1417
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 3: you're pretty, you.

1418
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 2: Know, Oh my god, and you talk about being pretty

1419
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 2: on stage.

1420
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 3: I love that, which I like. I like that a lot.

1421
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 3: I thought when I first started you guys, because I

1422
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 3: see all these fucking disgusting white guys talk about being

1423
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 3: dogwalkers and how they can't go to the gym, but

1424
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 3: just go to the gym. And then I saw you guys,

1425
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I want to be

1426
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 3: like them, like seeing it in Fun and Bright, well,

1427
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 3: I head black.

1428
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 2: Black, that's my goal, coming black and broke. Yeah, that's

1429
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 2: what I'm getting it.

1430
00:56:59,320 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 3: On a show.

1431
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: Yes, please, this has been great. I do you have

1432
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: like quiz? I wanted to quiz you on a few things. Okay,

1433
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: so you have some stuff you let's ask her some

1434
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: questions that.

1435
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you like name five people from Gossip Girl?

1436
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1437
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 3: They people? Okay, go to boarding school? They were all

1438
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 3: in New York City, they're in Manhattan.

1439
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 2: That's not a boarding school though, Nope, what was that?

1440
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 3: That was just day school? That was private school. Oh

1441
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 3: but I don't know the difference. I really did. Yeah,

1442
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,959
Speaker 3: you said that you're like a gossip girl. I didn't

1443
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 3: know how to be like no.

1444
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: She just said, no, okay, well you win all that that.

1445
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,439
Speaker 1: You just answered any of the characters from Gossip Girl,

1446
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: But I neither. I was waiting for you to tell

1447
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: me what's.

1448
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 2: The main chicks names?

1449
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: Serena Vanderwoodson No, no, no, no, the real Blake.

1450
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1451
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: Blake is like she's somebody like her dad got money

1452
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: and now she's an actress and now she's married to

1453
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds, who may or may not be gay, and

1454
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: they got some kids.

1455
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 2: Like her life was she sucks?

1456
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 3: She had she tried you like a lifestyle blog and

1457
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 3: like goop. Yeah, and it like went bankrupt. And I

1458
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 3: was like, Blake, how did you not know how to

1459
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 3: tell people what nail polished to buy? Like, how do

1460
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 3: you fuck up that kind of business that much fame?

1461
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 3: She wasn't posting regularly enough she could pay people to

1462
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 3: do that. I don't understand how she like botched it

1463
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 3: so badly.

1464
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 2: But what was the name of her let Yeah, and

1465
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 2: then tell us how she went wrong.

1466
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 3: So when we do it, we don't. I don't like her.

1467
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1468
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: I didn't either.

1469
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 3: I didn't go to her blog. I think she's she's

1470
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 3: just like empty. She just seems vapid. She does seem

1471
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 3: very vapid.

1472
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: She seems like she's kind of like like going through

1473
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: the motions of this is what I'm supposed to do next.

1474
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't don't say that, Blake.

1475
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 4: There's so many people out there doing it and they

1476
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 4: got like a million followers.

1477
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 3: So it's not just that you talking about Beyonce.

1478
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: Sis No, she's actually talented though, yes, but she doesn't

1479
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,919
Speaker 1: She also seemed empty on the inside. Listen, I don't

1480
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: need the behalve all up and through unofficial expert okay,

1481
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 1: and you know what, okay with the behalf coming from me?

1482
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 1: What did they say? There's no such thing as bad press. Also,

1483
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: if you're looking for me and you want to at

1484
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: me on Twitter about this bee hive stuff, my name

1485
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: is Zalia Banks on Twitter is Zalia Banks.

1486
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 3: Wait?

1487
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: So what about cruel intentions? That wasn't a born that

1488
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: was also on the side, that was a private school.

1489
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: You're just saying, like, all private school.

1490
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just white people with money. That's tell us.

1491
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,479
Speaker 1: That's all boarding school. Yeah, Sidney wants another movie about

1492
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: white people with money.

1493
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen w one on one on Nickelodeon

1494
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 3: with Britney Spears's little sister. No, that was school. That

1495
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 3: was born school. I never saw that.

1496
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 1: You just gave me a question to ask right now.

1497
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: I was going to ask that Zoe one on one.

1498
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: But also she left because she got pregnant, right yeah.

1499
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Jamie Lynn.

1500
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're Britney Spears sister, you're deaf, gonna get

1501
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 2: when you're when you got two first names, you will

1502
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 2: get pregnant real young Jamie Lynn Spears, Jamie Lynn giving

1503
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 2: it up. Yeah, she live in a double wag Yeah,

1504
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 2: drive a low.

1505
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 3: Pick it up slow.

1506
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 2: I don't know did you have any other questions about

1507
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 2: boarding school?

1508
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 3: No?

1509
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 2: No, no, I just want to Claire to plug all

1510
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 2: her things.

1511
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 3: I had a question. Thank you for not asking me.

1512
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know if you had a question.

1513
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: Rude black as Sorry Claire, don't be like Sydney. Keep

1514
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: radiating your right beige light. What is something about boarding

1515
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: school that you feel like people listening might have a

1516
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: misconception about, like might not know?

1517
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 3: You know, people whenever I tell them I went to

1518
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 3: boarding school, theyre always would you do steal a car?

1519
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, Like I feel like people they

1520
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 3: think it's like military. So yeah, people think that like

1521
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 3: borning school summer, you were sent because you were bad.

1522
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 2: That's what I think it is.

1523
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: I mean, because why would your parents not want you

1524
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,959
Speaker 1: because they want to be but as and walking around

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01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: their house without you there?

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Speaker 3: I mean I saw my parents constantly. They came to

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01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 3: like all my sporting events. I would see them like

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Speaker 3: every weekend.

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Speaker 2: Jerry look like he would be all through. Are you good?

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Speaker 3: My dad got the biggest fucking camera that you can buy.

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01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 3: He got like a professional like shooting the NFL camera,

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01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 3: and he would show up at my soccer games and

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01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 3: just He would take so many frames that you could

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01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:57,919
Speaker 3: have made a movie of the whole ninety minute game.

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01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 3: He just was up there like action shot, actual Jocuse

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01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 3: actually shot, and he would stand by himself because he

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01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 3: didn't want to be bothered by the other parents, and

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01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 3: people would think he was like hired by the school.

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Speaker 3: You have pictures? Do I have pictures? I have.

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Speaker 4: Send it to us because we're definitely posting them on

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01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 4: the unofficial also.

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01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 3: Or or send as one of your like school photos. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: please send us. Had a great senior photo.

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01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe it.

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Speaker 3: I mean look at you.

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Speaker 2: What was the uniform?

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Speaker 3: Oh well, I went. I like got in trouble all

1548
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 3: the time because I was never in the uniform. So

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01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 3: I would wear like like yoga pants every day, and

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01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 3: they would just make me go back to my room

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01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 3: every class and be like you have to change, and

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01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 3: I'd be like okay, and then I would just go

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01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 3: and change your hands. So I spent most of my

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01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 3: day just changing my outfit. So what was there you

1555
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 3: had to wear like It couldn't be jeans. It had

1556
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 3: to be like khakis or corduroys or something like that.

1557
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 3: And then you had to wear a collared shirt collared.

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01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 3: Always like, no flip flops, but I would wear flip flops.

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01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 3: And then they'd be like, no sweatshirts, but I would

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01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 3: wear sweatshirts, and I was just like anything you could break,

1561
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 3: I would break. And then they would like send me back,

1562
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 3: and I would send an entire class. They like, go

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01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 3: change your jacket, and then I'd come back and they

1564
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 3: be like, no, go change your shirt. And then they'd like, no, good,

1565
01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 3: change your Like they would just like, holy.

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01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 4: Shit, Claire, you didn't want to learn a damn thing.

1567
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 4: You just wanted to change your clothes.

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01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:08,959
Speaker 3: I was just wearing out, I mean change clothes and good.

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01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean good for you, Claire, thank you,

1570
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: I mean where to get I'm glad we got to talk.

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01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 3: I really like you, Claire.

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Speaker 1: I always like, as soon as these microphones come off, though,

1573
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you. So we got some more off

1574
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 1: the record, but on the record, Diane saw your questions.

1575
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 4: I'm gonna act like I'm turning the podcast off and

1576
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 4: then ask you all the real.

1577
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 3: Questions, name all the orgies. Thank you so much. Oh

1578
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 3: eight point five point five. Wow, it was to you

1579
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 3: got footage or not?

1580
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: You didn't borrow your dad's camera to shoot to shoot

1581
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: the game bang with a name books.

1582
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Claire, please tell us about your show

1583
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 4: that you have any any like your social media and stuff?

1584
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 3: Well, I run a monthly it's the last Monday of

1585
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 3: every month at the Standing Room is called there will

1586
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 3: be Hot Girls There comedy show. And then I run

1587
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 3: a weekly at ken Folk it's called as If. It's

1588
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 3: every Tuesday at seven thirty in Williamsburg. It's really fun, okay.

1589
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 2: And what's your social media.

1590
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 3: At Claire the Scare which is c L A I

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01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 3: R E.

1592
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 2: The Scare the Scare beautiful And that's on Twitter too, right, yeah, okay,

1593
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 2: consistence it is.

1594
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 3: And what's Jerry's uh Twitter? I think it's Jerry Norton.

1595
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,479
Speaker 3: Just at Jerry Norton. I think so yo he did

1596
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 3: follow me. I don't know about that. I would never

1597
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,919
Speaker 3: let you. Why would you gue about Jerry? Hey, Jake,

1598
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 3: Hey j.

1599
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: And then you can find me on Instagram at reez

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01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: r e e e z y And then my Twitter

1601
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: is miss Reezi M s R e e e z.

1602
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 3: Y, Sydney.

1603
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 4: And then you can get to me on the Insta

1604
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 4: just sid b W j U s t S y

1605
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Speaker 4: D b W and then Twitter just sid N y C.

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01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 3: Beautiful.

1607
01:03:55,640 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: Oh Claire, before we go, Uh, what's the crazy thing

1608
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: that you saw or you heard or a teacher said

1609
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 1: to you at boarding school?

1610
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, I had a This isn't the

1611
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 3: craziest thing. But I did have an advisor. So you

1612
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 3: had like your dorm parent, you had an academic advisor,

1613
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 3: and then you had just like your personal advisor. He

1614
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 3: was supposed to be like your parent, Yeah, your mentor

1615
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 3: on campus. And she didn't actually teach at the school,

1616
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 3: but she like was like overly involved with the students,

1617
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 3: and she like wanted to be like a cool teacher

1618
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 3: who just like said in appropriate things. So one time

1619
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 3: I was really upset about something and she comes out

1620
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 3: and goes, so, what, you gave too many blow jobs?

1621
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 3: And now the teachers don't like you. Who cares? And

1622
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 3: I was at this one I had never given a

1623
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 3: blowjob in my life, and I was just like, what

1624
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 3: do the teachers say about me? It was awful, that's terrible.

1625
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 3: You didn't like because they thought you gave too any

1626
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 3: blue jobs. I think she just made it up. But

1627
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 3: the teacher that was a big part of it. The

1628
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 3: teachers were gossipy as hell, because that would be doing

1629
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 3: there were stuck on that campus with those crazy kids too,

1630
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 3: so like we all talked about each other.

1631
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, craziness, Sidney, anything crazy thing, crazy thing a teacher

1632
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 1: ever said to you or.

1633
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 2: Never said to me.

1634
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 4: But I actually went on a trip with my teacher

1635
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 4: and a couple other students. We went to Cuba and

1636
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 4: he ended up getting a hand job for one of

1637
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 4: the girls on.

1638
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 3: The trip in his room.

1639
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: And then he just recently friend requested me on Facebook.

1640
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 2: Yes, And I don't know what to do, should I like,

1641
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 2: what's his name?

1642
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it on here, but I'll show you.

1643
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 3: I'll show you a picture of him, I'll say his name,

1644
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 3: show me his name, I'll say, I know you would,

1645
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 3: I know you would.

1646
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 5: Rhymes with cole hole coal cole joel. Oh my god.

1647
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 3: The craziest thing a teacher ever.

1648
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: My my guidance counselor told me as a senior that

1649
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 1: I should be a comedian, and I was like, I

1650
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 1: can't get no scholarship for this.

1651
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 3: And that was the craziest thing anyone ever said to me.

1652
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: Uh, And now I'm a comedian, So look at his

1653
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:59,479
Speaker 1: bog and speaking all this just poverty into my life.

1654
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 2: You put it in to the universe for you anyway.

1655
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening, guys. We'll catch you

1656
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 1: guys next week. Don't forget to rate, to comment, and

1657
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 1: subscribe on iTunes and shout out to Comedy Hype.

1658
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 2: You can get all your comedy news.

1659
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 3: Whoop woop.

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01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 2: Bye guy,