1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: My sister's insane two hundred thousand dollars surrogacy bombshell left 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: me speechless and I don't know what to do. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 2: Sam. 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: You know I know what to do. Take the two 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,960 Speaker 1: hundred grand and run, take it to it. Go to 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: Mexico by a farm, live off the land. 7 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 2: Oh my two hundred k in Mexico, two under ky 8 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 2: in Mexico. You have a surrogacy mansion? 9 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, Literally, I want a new show. Forget 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: Love Island, I want surrogacy mansion. Yes, for milk manor 11 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: I want surrogacy mansion. That surrogacy mansion. I mean, I 12 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,520 Speaker 1: think we just created new hit ip for new TV show. Question. 13 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 1: Do they take the two hundred k with the surrogate 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,160 Speaker 1: baby already implanted? Or is it without the surrogut baby 15 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 1: already implanted? 16 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 2: I think we get to throw me down an upfront contract, 17 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 2: and I'm like, all right, up front, agreed. 18 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: Dip dip Okay, So at a station, no baby, no baby, 19 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:52,480 Speaker 1: no problems, no problems. Okay, that's dive into. For most 20 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: of my life, my sister Alice has been wanting kids, 21 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: but has been unable to carry a baby to full 22 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: term and part due to endo meat triosis, which I 23 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: imagine prevents you from carrying a baby to full term. 24 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: She was in a lot of pain and had to 25 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: have a hysterectomy. Alice and her husband Ben have fostered 26 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: five children and have adopted two children with autism. And 27 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: our great parents. That is a handful, I mean pretty good. 28 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, good samaritans helping out five kids, 29 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: dance a lot, what the juggle. They have a great 30 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: home environment and are financially very well off. But recently 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: Ben and after a while Alice were bitten with the 32 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 1: urge to have a kid biologically related to them, because 33 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 1: they wanted a chance to quote do things right and 34 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: provide the best start in life. Their review is not mine, 35 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: I love it. It's like, yeah, we've we've helped all 36 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: these these foster kids, but we really want to do 37 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: it right this time. You know, we don't want to 38 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: all these kids that we have are really. 39 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want to take someone who's already gone 40 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 2: through all this bs like we want we want to 41 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 2: clean slate. 42 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: It's like that's what we want. Come on, how this baggage? 43 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 1: Who's got time for it? So they came to me, 44 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: they asked me to be their traditional surrogates, and they 45 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: said they would cover all costs, legal, medical, et cetera 46 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: associated with it. They would also be paying off my 47 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: student debt. Pretty good, that sounds great, renting a two 48 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: bedroom apartment for three years plus giving me a substantial 49 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: amount of cash. Yo's that's pretty great. Hard to be? 50 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: That's hard to be? I said, sure. It'll be nine 51 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 1: months of my life in exchange for being set up 52 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: for quite some time. And my immediate family. Thanks a 53 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: great idea. So everyone's on board, Like, Yo, get getting pregnated, girl, 54 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: get that, get that payday, get that baby, get that money. 55 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, forget sugar mama. I want to sugar baby 56 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 1: my belly, sugar baby. Literally. However, when I said sure, 57 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: I was expecting something along the lines of in vitro fertilization. 58 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: I y where we were going to go to the doctor, 59 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 1: get Ben's sperm prepped, me getting shots, basically the whole 60 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: artificial insemination package. But Alice and Ben, well, they have 61 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: asked me to get pregnant. 62 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 3: The old fashioned way, Oh dear, the traditional way, you know, 63 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 3: sausage young meat cave, and we're talking about cream filled donuts. 64 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,519 Speaker 2: We're talking about sour kraut in a stale sour dough bun. 65 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, We're talking about putting a little mayonnaise in 66 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,959 Speaker 1: side of a bread basket and then slathering it all 67 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: over that bread and then eating it up. We're talking 68 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: about French toast, talking about French toast, drizzling in on 69 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: that French toast. Maybe putting a little bit of the 70 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: drizzling inside the French toast. Yeah, don't forget the white stuff. 71 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: Forget that white stuff. So basically, Alice Opie's sister wants 72 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: her to ben Yep. What do we think about this? 73 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: I love it. I'm just kidding. I want to know 74 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: whatever put Please put in the comment. Would you take 75 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: two hundred k for a one time bang with your 76 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: sister's fiance a little pump and dump? Or would you 77 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: pay two hundred k for a one time bang with 78 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 1: your sister's fiance? Maybe he's super hot? 79 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 2: I mean that, would you gotta be freaking Zach Effron 80 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 2: like Zach Efron? Plus, I don't know who's attractive. 81 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan, I don't know Ryan Gosling, Michael B. Jordan, 82 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: who do we have? Damn? I would Jordan take it 83 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: Creed three. Yeah, saucy, but I would take it. You 84 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: would take it if I was Yeah, if he's a 85 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: woman and could get impregnated, I would, Yeah, I would. 86 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: I would do it do me? Yeah, yeah, I mean, 87 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 1: especially if you didn't have a problem with the pregnancy, 88 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: like yeah, you know, it's I feel like it honestly 89 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 1: is more invasive and medically hurtful. Yeah, medically complicated. Yeah, 90 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: to not do it the old fashioned way, you know, 91 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: or maybe you know, they could all be there. Alice 92 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,599 Speaker 1: is given a little handy and then it's like, really, 93 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: if we're done taking it to the next level or 94 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 1: turkey baster, that's my question. Seems possible, but I don't know. 95 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 1: Does the turkey Baster method work? 96 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 2: Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. Maybe they say something 97 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 2: about it. I don't know, we'll see. Their rationale is one, 98 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 2: it's the cheapest way. They don't want to go to 99 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 2: the hospital given the cre on A pandemic. And three 100 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 2: they think babies conceive naturally are healthier. Slash the pregnancy 101 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 2: would be safer without the chemicals. But I can't just 102 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 2: get over the extreme ick factor. And even if this 103 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 2: was going to take place, at home. I think a 104 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 2: syringe would just be fine, which is what we're saying. 105 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 1: That's the question. Turkey Baster, Am I going looney for 106 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 1: thinking of going back? In my word? Is their request reasonable? 107 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 1: My immediate family doesn't see anything wrong with it and 108 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: has been congratulating my sister on her impending baby. On 109 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 1: the other hand, if I do give it up, am 110 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: I also mad for passing up what is essentially two 111 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars, especially in this economy. So John, you 112 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: go on take a crack at answering opiece questions. Please 113 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: put in the comments what you think. There's more to 114 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: this story, by the way, but short break, what do 115 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: you think I mean? 116 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 2: Again, if I'm op I'm taking it. But it sounds 117 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 2: like op not about that? 118 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe hey, I mean like especially the turkey baser option. 119 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: You know, if the turkey based is on the table, 120 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 1: why not gobble gobble gobble gobble turkey me baby stoff 121 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: me all right? Update, All the comments in my previos 122 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,599 Speaker 1: post showed me that I'm way too young, dom and 123 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: ignorant with what I signed up for. Yeah, I love hope. 124 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: He's like admitting like she's a little out of her debthing. 125 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 1: There you go. I started researching actual lived experiences, and 126 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: I read so many horror stories that decided to not 127 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 1: go ahead with being involved in any way, shape or 128 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: form with helping them have kids. In fact, I'm not 129 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: even sure I want to ever get pregnant after all 130 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 1: the stories about third and fourth degree tears, pope miscarriages. 131 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: I'm clearly not in the right stage of life slash 132 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: maturity to even consider doing something of this magnitude. Not 133 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 1: a fun list, not a fun list. Butthole tears. I 134 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: heard you could tear from the end of the vagina 135 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,599 Speaker 1: through the taint to the butthole, so it's just one 136 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 1: big hole. Oh my god. Wow. I like having wiener? 137 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 1: I do? I do? I like having a Wiener not complaining, 138 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,719 Speaker 1: not complaining Wiener Club, Let's go. Sorry ladies, we love 139 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: you to the thirty percent of you watching who also 140 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: have Wieners. Hey hell yeah, baby, hell YEA brother. The 141 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: difficult my heart was mustering up the courage to call 142 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 1: my sister to tell her my decision. I really look 143 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: up to my sister and love her lots, and our 144 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,159 Speaker 1: family and religion has always been about helping others where 145 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 1: we can't When I called her to tell her, we 146 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: had a short convo at first where I basically said, sorry, 147 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 1: can't do it, but that doesn't mean I don't love 148 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 1: you any less. And she seems sad, but she was 149 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: happy to respect my decision, and I thought that was it. 150 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: There we go, but it's never at this is run 151 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: a gash. Then just last night, sister and brother in 152 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 1: law called me back over Zoom. My sister was crying 153 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 1: and begged me to reconsider, as both of them really 154 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: wanted a biological child. Brother in law told me they 155 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: were really disappointed in me and hoped I would find 156 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 1: it within me to do this. When I told them 157 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: my concerns, my brother in law just said pregnancy and 158 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: motherhood is a beautiful and natural process and that I 159 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: was made for this, and more importantly, that I was 160 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: made for him to get down and dirty with. Oh yeah, 161 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: brother in law and sister in law, Oh yeah, I'd 162 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: be like bet is like pushing a little too, a 163 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 1: little aggressive. Yeah yeah. He was like, Hey, I really 164 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: want to conceive with you the natural way meant to be, meant, 165 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: it's only natural baby that we'd get together. Okay, I 166 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: want to know what you all think, what do you 167 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: think of this request? But John, tell me with the delio. 168 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: We're at the end here, right, I'll do a little, 169 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: I'll finish it up. It's basically, don I'm so glad 170 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: I did this over video call instead of in person 171 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: because I just hung up on them and faked having 172 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: connection problems. I've been ignoring their tech so far. And frankly, 173 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: I don't know what else to say. Is there anything 174 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: else to say? I want to know what everyone else thinks. 175 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,719 Speaker 1: Put in the comments what would you do in this situation? 176 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 1: But John, like, what is there to say? 177 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,319 Speaker 2: Nothing? At the end of the day, Opie doesn't want 178 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 2: to do it, that's it. She should be left alone, 179 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 2: not pressured into it. 180 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 1: The end. Yeah, and hey, you want like like, if 181 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: there's even a small chance of my butthole tearing through 182 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,839 Speaker 1: my vagina, like I would, I would have second thoughts too. 183 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: Not exciting, not exciting. It's really not a thing that 184 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: I would ever want to go through. Same and again, 185 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: I'm just glad I got a Wiener that's right, Wiener Club. 186 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 1: It's called Let's Go See You Soon.