WEBVTT - A Horse Sized Duck Would Make You Crap Your Pants 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:05.640 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio of the 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:10.200 George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe, Katty. 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:12.480 Arm Strong and Getty and he. 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:40.400 Armstrong and Yetty. Wow. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:45.720 Dude posted that on Facebook. That's what drone missiles sound like. 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:49.520 This guy in his apartment in Ukraine, that's what Russian 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:54.600 drone missiles sound like. Can you imagine living like that? 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:59.520 We can't as Americans. No, just the idea that, yeah, 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.720 a own missile, whatever that is. I don't know what 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.520 that means. Do you know what that means? I mean 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:07.600 missiles are unmanned anyway, So well, right, you know, it's funny. 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:08.640 I was thinking that very thing. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:13.679 I just I think they're delivered by drone anyway, most 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.520 of their own engines. Yeh. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:18.959 Can you just imagine living somewhere where you hear the 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:22.280 hum of drones and think, okay, here comes attack, and 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:25.480 you've grown used to the fact that there are going 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.319 to be some explosions and you hope it's not you. Yeah, 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:32.119 just insane that that can happen. But it's always been 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:36.200 the world and always will be the world. Here's a 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:38.200 little report on where we are on that, and we'll 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:39.320 fill in some more holes. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:43.720 Ukrainian President Voloni Verzelinski got fifteen minutes with President Trump 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:47.200 this weekend at the Vatican ahead of Pope Francis's funeral, 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.680 and Trump now appears to be losing patience with Russian 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:51.960 President Vladimir Putin. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:56.680 I was very disappointed that missiles were flying bye Russia, 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.920 but that missiles were flying very disappointing. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.880 As the Trump have been a tries negotiating an end 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:06.000 to the war in Ukraine, Russia continues attacking Ukrainian civilians. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:09.399 This weekend, President Trump wrote quote, it makes me think 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:12.200 that maybe he doesn't want to stop the war, He's 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:16.840 just tapping me along. Then Trump floated additional sanctions on Russia. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:21.200 Right, and so then Putin floats this whole three day 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:27.680 ceasefire thing for their victory Day celebrations. Zelenski says that 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:31.520 there are still Russian missile attacks happening in Kiev and 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.440 that Moscow has no interest in piece whatsoever, which is 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:40.320 probably true. It's worked for Putin over and over again 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.600 throughout well quite a few years now, where he claims 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:44.440 he's going to stop or a ceasefire, and he just 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:49.000 keeps firing missiles and the idiotic media or various European 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:52.760 countries jump at it, and then you got this Putin 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.960 and North Korea confirming for the first time yesterday that 0:02:57.040 --> 0:03:00.760 North Korean forces are fighting with Russia in its invasion 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:02.760 in Ukraine. We already knew that, but now it's been 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:08.080 admitted by Russia. Earlier in the day, Kim Jong un 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.600 announced the construction of a monument honoring the North Korean 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:15.079 soldiers that have been killed in the Russia Ukraine war. Okay, 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:19.400 great wow. That was shortly after Putin thanked North Korean 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:23.639 soldiers for their heroism and fighting alongside Russian forces against Ukraine. 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:27.640 This is all because of the threat Ukraine poses, of course, 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:31.160 to North Korea. Weren't anyone, They don't pose a threat 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:36.120 to anyone, No, on any level. South Korean officials say 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:42.680 there are about twelve thousand North Korean troops there deployed 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:48.720 to the Kursk region. I remember at one point somebody saying, 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:52.600 if North Korean soldiers are actually involved in the fighting 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.160 and not just doing support, that would be crossing some 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.800 sort of red line. Well that was crossed a long 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.960 time ago, and now everybody admits that on all sides, 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:05.120 and nothing changes, right, this is interesting just as a 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:09.280 complete aside, I just rebooted my iPhone for instance, reasons 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.520 that are not at least been interesting. And now I'm 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:16.800 getting power spammed by one account. I've gotten eight messages 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.360 in the last thirty seconds. I hope this is not 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:24.960 somehow dangerous anyway, Moving along back to yeah, I'm under 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.680 attack from whatever the hell list is. So a couple 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:30.240 of thoughts on the Ukraine situation, a couple of correspondents, 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:35.520 and then an interesting perspective something else that's happening Russia wise. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:39.000 But Paolo points out militarily, the only way Ukraine could 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.480 win the war with Russia was with enough US support. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:44.479 Didn't want to do that for fear of escalation. Judge 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:46.400 that giving them enough support to win is too risky, 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.800 not in our best interests. Hard to accept, but apparently 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.400 that's the case. Given that reality, continuing support them as 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.360 we have will eventually end with They're losing their entire 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:57.559 country plus a lot more lives. If we're not willing 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.280 to do what's necessary for them to win. The best 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:02.040 we can do is help them to minimize their losses. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.839 Easier for us to say than for them. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.360 Yes, yeah, well, this is what I was talking about yesterday. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:14.240 Convincing Ukraine to come to the table is harder than 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:19.400 Russia because Ukraine wants to fight to the death to 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:23.280 protect their homeland. So that's why Trump is being harder 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.640 on Zelensky. And I'm not saying that's right or I'm 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:28.640 arguing in favor of it, but that's the case I 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:29.240 think right. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.320 For some reason, this popped into my head. I watched 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.440 the movie Rocky with my son the other day. If 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.960 you remember the original movie Rocky, toward the end, he's 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:37.920 getting the but Jesus beaten out of them. They both 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:42.640 are anyway, he says to his trainer, Mickey says, you've 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:43.960 stopped this fight, and I'll kill you. 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:47.320 He still wanted to fight, no matter how beat up 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.560 he was. And that's where Ukraine is right now there. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:52.560 You stop this fight and they'll kill you. They just 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:54.960 want give us more stuff and we'll keep fighting. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:06:00.520 We as you know, sovereign nation and taxpayers to decide 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:04.360 whether we want to arm them or not. I think 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:05.799 it's a good idea, So you don't. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:10.840 Matt points out, he well, he says, now I preface this. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:15.000 I'm an armchair foreign policy observer if even that. Although 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.680 you know, Matt, if you're a man of logic and 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:22.440 reasonable intelligence, most foreign policy does come down to fairly 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.680 simple motivations, so you know, feel free to weigh in. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.600 As much as the deal Trump proposed to Russian Ukraine 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.359 makes no sense to me in terms not only of 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.840 fairness but even the optics, I feel like the administration 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:36.440 has two things in mind. One thing is that it 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.400 may be a matter of attempting to soothe the beast 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:43.680 to not go for total conquest. Back to Powlow's point, 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:47.640 and that's if he honors the agreements and doesn't decide 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:48.200 to continue. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.160 That's a huge if with Putin. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.000 As much as I don't like it and don't agree 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:53.560 with how he's handling it, I think Trump wants to 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.760 avoid further military and monetary involvement in this war. And 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.679 then he gets to his bigger point. I think Trump 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:01.560 is away of what may be on the horizon with 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.040 China and would rather save his capital for what may 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:05.840 come from that. 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:07.560 Maybe that's why the tariffs too. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.840 He wants to begin the steps to bring manufacturing back 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.400 so he can be ready for you know, when the 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.040 great to severing with China. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:14.480 Occurs. 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:19.160 Just to summarize his thoughts, I would if there is 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:26.440 a whole of administration understanding that conflict with China, be 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:31.280 it merely diplomatic and economic or maybe trade and ordinance 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:34.120 or whatever it is, that is the one thing we 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:39.120 must be ready for. What are lesser priorities that are 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.920 detracting from our ability to get ready for China? 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:46.400 Yeah, here is the list. As listening to some really 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:54.280 smart people talk about Trump's foreign policy vision and you know, 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.360 whether he has one or not, or a worldview or not, 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:58.080 and they seem to settle on this, and this makes 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:02.680 sense to me. I don't know that it's a good idea, 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:04.160 but this makes sense to me that this is the 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:05.360 way he sees the world. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:10.840 Look, Taiwan is right next to China. Of course, China 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:14.040 is gonna take Taiwan. Ukraine's next to Russia, and they 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.000 want it more than the rest of the world wants 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:19.040 to stop them. Of course they're gonna take it. Canada 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:23.280 should be ours, Greenland should be ours. That's the way 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.680 he sees the world. And kind of an old timey 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:29.840 just like theirpower spheres of influence, since they say in 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:33.280 the business, Yeah, just very on the ground reality sort 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:36.319 of way. Yeah, yeah, and that might be the way 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.079 he looks at it. 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:41.240 It seems to be, yeah, yeah. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.040 I would love to know what he said in that 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.640 private meeting with Zelenski the other day as we were discussing. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:49.360 And then finally this I found very very interesting, Thomas 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.520 Grove writing in the Journal. With President Trump and many 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:55.120 other world leaders preoccupied with war in Ukraine, Europeans are 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.360 growing alarmed about what the Russian army has been doing 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:00.760 much more quietly along other stretches of its borders with Europe, 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:04.600 someone hundred miles east of its border with Finland in 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:08.959 the Russian city of Unpronounceable, military engineers are expanding army 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:11.360 bases where the Kremlin plans to put a new army 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.720 headquarters to oversee tens of thousands of troops over the 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:19.240 next several years. Those soldiers, many now serving on the 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:22.080 front lines in Ukraine, are intended to be the backbone 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:24.920 of a Russian military preparing to face off with NATO. 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:28.880 According to Western military and intelligence officials, You. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:33.120 Think Premlin actually believes NATO would preemptively attack him, I mean, 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.400 because that's what a lot of you say. Ukraine started 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.959 this war talk of being in NATO when we put 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.120 NATO right on their doorstep and that blah blah blah. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:47.600 Putn't think NATO is going to attack him, an, I 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:51.080 think you know more about this than I do. But 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:55.719 I know that through the years, through the centuries, there 0:09:55.720 --> 0:10:01.439 has been a certain paranoia that's run through Russian defense 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:05.200 and just their leadership because they don't have natural barriers 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.920 to invasion, right, But in the modern world, NATO's never 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:13.000 going to it just preemptively invade Russia. No, it doesn't 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.280 matter whether that's true or not. If he believes it's true, 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.840 I guess I wouldn't think so. So they get into 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.640 the way, I'm sorry, into the fact that Finland has 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:26.800 joined NATO, and there are a couple more examples, but yeah, 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:31.960 the Russians are definitely projecting some of their power toward 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:38.559 Europe in a defensive slash saber rattling way, which has 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.400 the Euros somewhat on edge. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:46.319 There you go, freaking those You know, the saddest people 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.400 on earth might be those poor North Korean soldiers. You 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:51.720 got the miserable life back home in your country with 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:54.800 your family starving, and to try to help them out 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:56.920 in some way, or because you got a gun at 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:59.120 pointed at your head. More or less there you are 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.320 in Russia. You probably don't even couldn't even put it 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:05.000 on a map. You had no schooling. The slightest idea 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:08.720 where you are what you're doing, dying for for Putin 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:13.680 and whatever he's it's good lord. So maybe your family 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:17.319 gets a few shekels. So when you get killed back home? Yeah, 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:21.120 just miserable miserable existence. Yuck. You know see what this. 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:24.040 Here's a tip for you, young listener. What's that, Mike Jack. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.640 I'll do my teas after you say this. Okay, ah, 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:28.720 what was I gonna say? Eh? 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:32.880 Oh, for you young folks, it is possible there will be 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:36.320 another period of peace and prosperity on the war in 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:40.040 the world won't last long, but we would urge you 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:43.120 when that moment comes to remember our wise old words 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:46.200 and say to yourself, Wow, this is weird and great. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.120 It's like spring vacation. It's not gonna last. 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.040 Yeah, based on my reading and history, it could be 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:53.359 like two hundred years. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:58.960 Before that happens again. Before it's like you know, the nineties. 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:02.760 Well, eat your sorghum and avoid saturated fats if you 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.080 want to live that long. I find myself wondering what 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:09.560 the answer to the age old question is if you 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:15.520 pitted one hundred unarmed men against a single eight hundred 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.120 pound lowland gorilla, who would win? 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:19.760 Right? 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:25.160 I'm glad according the answer according to science and artificial intelligence. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.880 Oh okay, among other things we got on the wails. 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:33.760 Stay here? Can AI answer all questions? Can you just 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.959 plug in? Could twelve third grade girls take on a beaver? 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:38.360 Or? 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.000 I mean, there are all kinds of AI questions we 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:41.520 can answer. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:44.560 Now. What was the uh? 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:48.160 Would you rather have a horse sized duck or one 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:49.880 hundred duck sized horses? 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.280 Something like that? Yeah? I always went to duck sized 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:56.520 horses because I think they just be cutere neck. Oh 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:57.920 my gosh, it'd be amazing. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:01.280 You could You could have like tourism constantly coming to 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:05.800 your tiny little horse farm. Speaking of little girls, were 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:07.120 charge of anything you wanted? 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:09.400 Where is a horse sized duck? 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:12.360 Would have you soil in your pants? 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:12.560 Bro? 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.439 Put the duck back? Please? 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.680 The thing decided to pack you? Could you know, remove 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:20.400 your head? Speaking of which, this guy Mark, what's his name? 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:26.240 He's a software and AI guy and he likes to 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.600 pose various questions to AI and parse out the information, 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:33.920 and one of his questions has gone slightly viral. Apparently 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.120 there's a wild debate blowing up online. He says, can 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:42.199 one hundred unarmed men defeat a single gorilla in a fight, 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:47.280 and he breaks it down step by step. First, let's 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:51.000 take a look at the combatants, starting with the gorilla. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:56.280 These beasts are insanely strong. A silver back that's you're big, 0:13:56.360 --> 0:14:00.640 mature like lowland gorilla, and they range from six to 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.040 like eight hundred pounds that proverbial eight. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.000 Hundred pound gorilla. They can lift. 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.760 Now, this guy's a brit So he uses a kilograms, 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:12.920 but a silverback can lift up to seventeen hundred pounds 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:17.760 seventeen one hundred pounds. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:20.840 Almost a ton. That's amazing. Run it twenty five miles 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.160 per hour. Wow, and. 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:28.760 Has a bite force of thirteen hundred pounds per square inch, 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:30.800 enough to crush bones. 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:32.640 I have a feeling I'm going to quibble with the 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:37.400 result of this, but yeah, go on, quibble away. That's 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:38.240 what we're doing here. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:42.240 One swing of its arm could kill a man instantly. 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:47.960 So the whole clothes line A giant silverback gorilla clotheslines you. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.080 It could kill you. I'm sever of your spine, traumatic 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:51.720 brain injury. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:52.120 Whatever. 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:56.560 Gorillas are also agile and tough. They can charge fast, 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.560 dodge attacks, and they're thick skulls and bones make them 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:04.640 very hard to injure. They're built for combat in a 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:06.440 way that humans simply aren't. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:09.640 I believe all of this. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:13.880 Keep in mind, Jack, that the life of the average 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:17.320 male gorilla is gonna include a handful of fights, if 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:20.920 not to the death to one guy saying I've had enough, 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:22.920 I've had enough. You can mate with her. I'm going 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.520 I'm leaving. I'm heading off into the jungle. You can 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:25.760 have her. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:26.480 I don't want her. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:32.760 Now, let's handicap the humans. You'll be sicker for soon enough. 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:37.440 With one hundred men, they have sheer numbers. Clearly, if 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:40.680 they swarm the gorilla all at once, they might restrain it, 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.680 but it's risky. Many would get seriously hurt or killed 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:45.800 in the process. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.080 Yeah, that's where I'm gonna quibble. After you get through this. 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:52.520 Now, we the humans have intelligence and endurance. We can 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:56.040 plan strategies like distracting the gorilla while others attack from behind, 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.280 might even wear it down over time. But it's not 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:03.680 easy and without deppens, it's brutal. Humans lack natural defenses, 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:07.200 we're soft. Speaking for myself, the gorilla could break bones, 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:10.240 are killed with a single blow. Coordination of the human 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:15.240 team absolutely critical. Any mistakes and it's chaos. By the way, 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.400 we'll post the link to this Twitter thread because it 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:19.760 includes AI generated videos. 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:23.160 Oh yes, not the violent part. I'm sorry. Good. Yeah, 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:25.320 you're sticking of. 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:27.440 Thirty eight. 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.040 So you got a picture of the fight. The gorilla 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.520 charges and scatters the group. The first few men to 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:35.200 engage would likely die fast. The rest would need to 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:38.680 swarm and pylon without hesitation to have a shot. Even 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.360 if they pin the gorilla, killing it unarmed is tough. 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:45.040 They'd have to suffocate it or cause massive trauma, which 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:47.040 could take time and lead to more casualties. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:50.120 It would be a grim struggle, to say the least. Jack. Yeah, 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:52.400 I wouldn't want to see it because obviously the animal 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.560 doesn't have a vote and whether or not it wants 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:56.400 to participate in this willa. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:59.520 Seeing the gorilla's consentant and actually the guy points out, 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.480 this is not a fight anyone would want to see. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:04.280 So could one hundred men do it? Possibly? But with 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:08.320 heavy losses. It's a meaningless victory at best. The gorillas 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:12.240 of powerhouse humans outmatched without weapons, the costs staggering. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.760 Wow, AI continues to benefit us all with things like this. 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:23.560 Armstrong and Getty ups to slash twenty thousand jobs on 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:27.280 weak Amazon deliveries over the Trump tariff thing. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:31.480 Because you know, practically everything you ordered through Amazon comes 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:34.160 through UPS, and they're delivering on less packages. I guess 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:38.480 there are that many fewer packages already. UPS slashing twenty 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:39.639 thousand jobs. I don't know. 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:45.080 Yeah, YOUPS had severed their relationship with Amazon. I remember 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:49.359 reading that a while back. Interestingly enough, we mentioned earlier 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:56.120 that Amazon is going to show a tariff fee. Essentially, 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:59.000 how much of this price is the tariffs on your 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:03.119 transactions coming out of what soonish? The White House slamed 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:07.560 Amazon's reported plan. This is a hostile and political act 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:12.720 by Amazon, said White House spokeslady Caroline Levitt. 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:21.000 Political political obviously, and they have, you know, every right 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.399 to be not in favor of the tariffs and how 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:26.520 it affects their businesses. Hostile. I don't know if it's hospital. 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.840 Well, just to go on quoting Caroline Levitt, because it's interesting, 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:37.560 why did Amazon do this when the Biden administration hiked 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:40.040 inflation to the highest level in four years. It's not 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:43.000 really a surprise because Amazon has partnered with a Chinese 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:49.280 propaganda arm. Oh shoot, Trump v Bezos. Now, I wouldn't 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:51.679 mind if this caught on. Of course, there'd be all 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:53.679 kinds of fact checking that would have to occur. 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:58.480 But I wish more gas stations in California would have 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:01.359 a sign that says this five dollars and ten cent 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:04.600 gallon gas. You're paying for eighty cents of it? Is this, 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.719 sixty cents of it? Is this? Blah blah blah blah blah. 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:12.840 I would love that, you know, or yeah, it should 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:16.240 I happen during inflation. This costs this much more because 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:19.080 of the Inflation Reduction Act. Now, we did have the 0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:22.160 pictures of a goofy looking Biden pointing at the price 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:26.480 and saying I did this, which essentially the same thing. Right, 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:28.200 that was fantastic. 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:31.080 How is that not happened in cal Unicornia with a 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:33.439 Gavin Newsom's face next to gas pumps. 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:35.159 I'm kind of surprised. I don't know. I loved that 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:37.880 period of time though, when you go around and have 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:43.680 the smiling Biden. Let's come Brandon good time. I wanted 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:45.560 to get this on before we get further into the 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:49.560 one hundred days of Donald Trump. So this is a 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:55.560 person Trump did an interview with the Atlantic, including Jeffrey Goldberg, 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.800 because Trump's that kind of guy. AnyWho, Maybe we'll get 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:00.720 to that a little bit later. Here's one of the 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:05.720 Atlantic journalists cold calling Trump on his own cell phone. 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:07.239 I don't know how he had Trump's number, but this 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:08.000 is how it went. 0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:11.440 Right. 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:14.480 This is Michael Hello, this is President Trump. 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:14.680 There. 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:19.240 This is Michael Sheer. I'm a reporter for the Atlantic. 0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:21.560 You wrote, oh, I know who you are. Michael, I 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:22.160 know who you are. 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:25.439 I never write you never write good about me, Michael, 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:27.880 you never ever wow. 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:33.560 So so Trump like old people, I guess, answers the 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:38.840 phone for random numbers without somebody texting first. Those of 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.040 us who are younger, we will not take a phone 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:43.240 call unless you have warned us for a long time 0:20:43.240 --> 0:20:45.040 ahead of time, when we know exactly who it is, 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:47.600 because it's so scary to answer the phone, I guess 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:51.360 or something I don't know. Short of spouse and best friend, Yes, 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:55.720 we all now react with why are they calling me? Oh? 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:59.960 My god, what is this? Trump still edges the bone? 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:02.960 Who is it? I know who you are? You never 0:21:02.960 --> 0:21:06.640 say anything nice about me? Wow? 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:09.679 Wow, So we have to Oh, you know what, you 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:13.280 got to do your your quibble about the gorilla. 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:15.440 Versus the Fellas thing we're discussed. 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:18.639 I'm gonna throw that one hundred unarmed men best an 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:19.600 eight hundred pound. 0:21:19.440 --> 0:21:21.480 Gorilla in a fight. How about I throw that into 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:23.879 the One More Thing podcast that we do every day 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:27.320 after the show you can tune in look forward to 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:30.080 wherever you get your podcasts. The more I think about 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:31.320 that idea, the more I like it. 0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:34.760 Yes, yes, we do an additional segment that never airs 0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:38.760 on the radio, and therefore sometimes there are swears. So 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:42.320 if you're excited by that prospect, Oh, that reminds me. 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:45.080 There's a great piece. A couple of folks have commented 0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:49.760 on this, the Democrats new strategy of swearing a lot. Yeah, 0:21:49.840 --> 0:21:52.720 we're all going to start swearing at the same time 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:56.399 to prove how authentic and like regular people we are 0:21:56.720 --> 0:22:02.000 ready begin and reflect your anger right exactly, and it's 0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:07.439 just it's pathetic. So we have declared aloud and repeatedly 0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:11.760 that the first one hundred days and there's generally theme music. 0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:16.280 The first one days of the Trump administration is a 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:20.080 completely silly and arbitrary measuring stick. 0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:25.399 It is the pseudo. It is a pseudo event is 0:22:25.440 --> 0:22:27.600 created by the media and then the report on it 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:30.800 like it's not something they invented. 0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:35.199 Right, It's like Black Friday, which never was what it 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:35.879 claimed to be. 0:22:36.280 --> 0:22:39.680 Ever, it's entirely made up. Anyway. 0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:44.480