Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Guess
Speaker 1: Who's Back? And on trends that is courtesy a Johnny
Speaker 1: Davis short show Spice. What's happening? Man? Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1: Guess he's back? Indeed, Yeah, Miles brag. Baby, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: baby back back. I still don't know what to say
Speaker 1: sometimes because because baby, but thank you, I'm back. Can
Speaker 1: I try and remind you of it all the time
Speaker 1: by just saying I've incorporated baby, baby. He knows how
Speaker 1: to throw me off. He's doing this to sabotage me,
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you that's right. Um, all right. Should
Speaker 1: we tell people what's trending? Miles tell them package is
Speaker 1: trending because a law enforcement horse has confirmed that there
Speaker 1: was a package sent to the District Attorney Alvin Bragg's
Speaker 1: office with a suspicious white powder in it and a
Speaker 1: note that didn't beat around the bush, says Alvin, I'll
Speaker 1: kill you. Oh so okay, it's weird that we're seeing
Speaker 1: this sort of thing with Trump can't really come out
Speaker 1: of nowhere. What I'm saying every twelve hours, like yeah,
Speaker 1: saying like you wait till they get me. You're not
Speaker 1: even gonna believe what the things I'm about have to
Speaker 1: go through, but you gotta save me. Like, do you
Speaker 1: remember the movie Swat with Colin Farrell that came out,
Speaker 1: Like remember I only saw like the first half, but
Speaker 1: it starts off with like this like world criminal, like
Speaker 1: telling the camera going like if you get me out
Speaker 1: of jail, I'll give you ten million dollar. You're putting
Speaker 1: him in a cock cart, and then like all these
Speaker 1: goons show up to break him out of fucking jail.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I think Donald Trump must have
Speaker 1: seen Swat or something and he's thinking he's gonna pull
Speaker 1: some shit like that. He's like, get me out of here, please,
Speaker 1: I'll give you three nfds. But yeah, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what what is gonna go on there? But I mean again,
Speaker 1: this is you can't underscore or more that. Did Robert
Speaker 1: Mueller have white powder sent to him with stuff saying, hey,
Speaker 1: I will kill you Robert Mueller? Or is this just
Speaker 1: a black dah? Yeah? I don't know. Did he ever
Speaker 1: call Robert Mueller an animal in his tweet? Sit right? Yea?
Speaker 1: Or a sorost whatever the fuck? Yeah? But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean interesting, it's it's wild again. He's like he's really
Speaker 1: trying to He's trying to jan six it again, but
Speaker 1: in a real slow motion but without the help of
Speaker 1: the full media apparatus of the right and the entire
Speaker 1: Republican Party. So it's gonna be I think he's gonna
Speaker 1: get a mixed bag of participants. Yeah, we'll see. The
Speaker 1: grand jury involved in the Trump case has been meeting
Speaker 1: in the building where the suspicious package was reported. Um,
Speaker 1: but it does not sit on Fridays. Uh so whoops
Speaker 1: you yeah? Uh, unibomber want to be unibomber? You goofed John?
Speaker 1: What's what's Donald Trump's fake name that he uses? Ah,
Speaker 1: I forget it's It's wonderful, but he has Oh, I
Speaker 1: have so many names? Yeah? Was it John Baron? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right. Then he named his son Baron. Yeah, signed
Speaker 1: John Barron. I'm gonna get you, sucker, John Rich bad guy. Um.
Speaker 1: Waco is also trending for similar reasons. Yeah. Donald Trump
Speaker 1: is apparently having a rally in Waco as he screams
Speaker 1: about violence and the overreach of the Feds. What better
Speaker 1: place to do it than the sight of the Branch
Speaker 1: Davidian siege that took the lives of people and law
Speaker 1: enforcement and then inspired the Oklahoma City bombing. I can't
Speaker 1: see a pattern here that he's trying to retread. He
Speaker 1: knows the assignment he's and he's not being subtle. He's
Speaker 1: just no, what about a civil war? But if what
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I know, what's he gonna do next? Like,
Speaker 1: because if this one's at Waco, isn't the next one
Speaker 1: gonna be like Oklahoma City? Yeah? Potentially he's like, nice
Speaker 1: federal building, you guys have here, something happened, but yeah,
Speaker 1: so many people are like saying, yikes, um, and he's
Speaker 1: just like what I like Texas, just this very specific
Speaker 1: part that has a lot of significance given the troubles
Speaker 1: I'm in with the federal government. Jesus Marquis Noel is trending.
Speaker 1: This is the best player in the NC Double A tournament.
Speaker 1: He plays for Kansas State. He is a point guard.
Speaker 1: He is five foot six. People speculate he's listed as
Speaker 1: five foot eight. Um, but he's awesome. It's been a
Speaker 1: real joy. He just beat Michigan State. Uh, dynamite, this kid,
Speaker 1: This kid is dynamite. I'm telling you. Although I did
Speaker 1: have to watch my Bruins go out to Gonzaga again.
Speaker 1: Oh man, nc double A tournament. This is the least
Speaker 1: I've paid attention. I still tune in every once in
Speaker 1: a while when there's like a close game or my
Speaker 1: my sport friends start texting about some friends. My sport friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sport friends. Uh. The highlight of the NCAA tournament, I
Speaker 1: think so far, has been when Charles Barkley tried to
Speaker 1: claim that back in his day he used to have
Speaker 1: to shower in his uniform to save time and money
Speaker 1: on like laundry, like while he played for the I
Speaker 1: think I think he was saying the NBA. It might
Speaker 1: have been Auburn, but um, I have this sound okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just play this how in Walt World, even as
Speaker 1: someone who's like in charge of cleaning garments were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: shower in them. Yes, that's kind of a corner. You'll
Speaker 1: hear Charles and then Kenny the Jet Smith be the
Speaker 1: voice of reason in this thumbnail. His Kenny's expression is
Speaker 1: already like the fuck are you talking about? I mean,
Speaker 1: there's so much stuff that goes into this, and it
Speaker 1: shout out to all the trainers also to have and
Speaker 1: the guys who would do all the uniforms to get
Speaker 1: these warms cleaned up and everything, because I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: so we should take a shower when our uniforms, because
Speaker 1: you know, Kenny commercial my first, there's no error when
Speaker 1: you get you're making this on there's no way that
Speaker 1: you were supposed to walk when I am making this.
Speaker 1: I'm in the right minds when I give you no, no, no, Kenny,
Speaker 1: when I first, all right, it's too much. And also
Speaker 1: hearing Charles Barkley talk to him, I was starting to
Speaker 1: hear herschel walker and it was sucking me up because
Speaker 1: all this stuff going on. You know, got we had
Speaker 1: to shower in our uniform like this you and I
Speaker 1: love how Kenny and me is like, shut this shit
Speaker 1: down right, there is no way that's sick of this shit.
Speaker 1: It's sick of you say some made up shit about
Speaker 1: how it used to be. It's amazing because it's not
Speaker 1: the normal NBA on TNT crew. So it's just them too.
Speaker 1: And then like, yeah, NONI shack. But Greg Gumble was
Speaker 1: gob smack, yeah, Gumble, like what do I do? What
Speaker 1: do I do? What do I do? Gumble? Right? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that Greg or Brant? Yeah, that's Greg Yeah, Briant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Greg got the like his like helmet fro. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: still yeah, what a due man, what a what a
Speaker 1: look from him? Is that a big like it's a piece?
Speaker 1: Man just takes that off, takes his headphones off and
Speaker 1: takes the headphones come off with it one piece. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, truly the best thing on TV is Charles
Speaker 1: Barkley and that crew. Yeah. Yeah, hard pressed to find
Speaker 1: a better crew, but yeah. Shout out to the Bruins.
Speaker 1: Sad to see them go, Sad to see you go.
Speaker 1: Oh man, those seniors too, and man, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh come on, I'm hoping you could go a little
Speaker 1: bit further. But anyway, shout out to the Zags. Good
Speaker 1: for you, Good on you. Yeah yeah, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And
Speaker 1: there's been just a flurry of headlines about Beethoven's like
Speaker 1: that they sequenced, they found some of his hair samples
Speaker 1: and did some genetic inquiries into his health, his overall
Speaker 1: like DNA sequencing. M This seems to be just like
Speaker 1: a genre of news story that never feels like it
Speaker 1: just feels like they know that this gets clicks. But
Speaker 1: I saw this headline advance from like the family secret
Speaker 1: unlocked by Beethoven's hair, and then it's like slowly evolved
Speaker 1: into Beethoven was predisplosed to liver disease. Oh, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, alright, oh no is he okay? I don't
Speaker 1: know he died, but I guess van You'll never guess
Speaker 1: what Aristotle looked like according to those things, though, are
Speaker 1: the best. Like when I saw one of the like
Speaker 1: a three D rendering of vin Diesel and they're like,
Speaker 1: this is what Adam looked like some shit like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not even like an ad for like fucking ancestry
Speaker 1: dot com or anything like that. It's just someone's just like, hey,
Speaker 1: we can I guess we can run some samples on it.
Speaker 1: And he's also Portuguese. I wouldn't be shocked if there
Speaker 1: was some funding buy ancestry dot com like into this
Speaker 1: scientific project at some point, because you know, the whole
Speaker 1: scientific apparatus is run like like that. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like gotta gotta get your funding somewhere, right, But I like,
Speaker 1: for like all the documented ailments that he has, like
Speaker 1: this genetic sequencing couldn't like answer the like because idea
Speaker 1: from the hair samples, the researchers didn't find any genetic
Speaker 1: evidence explaining Beethoven's hearing loss or gastro intestinal problems. They
Speaker 1: could not explained the severe abdominal pain he suffered as
Speaker 1: an adult or his prolonged bouts of diarrhea. For the paper, Wow,
Speaker 1: wait a dunk on him dead man at the end
Speaker 1: of it, just like this guy, stop diarrhea. That was
Speaker 1: so gross. People actually didn't want to even be around him.
Speaker 1: Why he was such a smelly piece of shit to
Speaker 1: be around in person? And again, as Brian says, this,
Speaker 1: this sketch is coming back around one more time from that,
Speaker 1: I think you should leave focus group. Stinky. That's right,
Speaker 1: he admit it. I think he did admit it. He
Speaker 1: asked for when he was dying. He was like, save
Speaker 1: my saved my DNA, and uh study was study why
Speaker 1: my ships were so like yeah yeah wow, like but
Speaker 1: with bouts of diarrhea? Yeah, I hope they were using
Speaker 1: his real hair and not the not the powder wig
Speaker 1: hair the first here's your problem. Yeah right, they're like
Speaker 1: he was actually like Scandinavian, like from Norway, like na
Speaker 1: just wick man. We're seeing some nft consequences. Oh, Jake, No,
Speaker 1: Linda Lohan. Linda Lohan. According to this Pitchfork subhead, I'm
Speaker 1: not here to dunk on any journalists. I'm here to
Speaker 1: dunk on the just slowly evidently devolving state of media
Speaker 1: and hard like like this whole week, people are like
Speaker 1: I used to have a job in journalism. Yeah. Uh
Speaker 1: and like a countless like like Twitter threads I was
Speaker 1: reading of people being like, yeah, it's kind of hard
Speaker 1: to do your work when you when you know you're
Speaker 1: about to lose it all. I don't like anyway, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we're referencing a typo in the subheadline where it says
Speaker 1: li Yati soldier boy Neo Econimore charged by SEC for
Speaker 1: legal cryptocurrency promotions. Subheading Jake Paul, Linda Lohan, and other
Speaker 1: public figures were found to have promoted securities without disclosing
Speaker 1: their compensation. Wow, here about being money to tout the
Speaker 1: crypto asset securities? Yeah exactly. Wait. Wait do you hear
Speaker 1: about all of capitalism? Yeah? Wait to hear about political donations? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is wild. So somebody felt that they were really
Speaker 1: gonna go to the moon with it. Huh. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: thought they were going to the moon. They really took
Speaker 1: a took a bath on that little YACHTI NFT recommendation.
Speaker 1: And I do wonder if there's like a senator's dumb
Speaker 1: teenage son at the center of this. Did with your
Speaker 1: trust fund? You did? What? What did I say? The
Speaker 1: second you get access to what, you're gonna do something
Speaker 1: dumb with it? And you just bought all these little
Speaker 1: yacht NFTs. Fucking ll yeah, crypto man, watch out what
Speaker 1: little duty at a time? Time? What a time it was.
Speaker 1: Disney World has raised their minimum wage with like fingernail
Speaker 1: kaw marks down the side of the old minimum wage.
Speaker 1: But they have reached a tentative deal with the Union
Speaker 1: for Disney World Service Workers to raise the minimum wage
Speaker 1: to eighteen dollars up from fifteen, which it would cover
Speaker 1: our forty five thousand workers at the Disney resort in Florida,
Speaker 1: including bus drivers, hotel housekeepers. They're loving that, huh yeah. Oh.
Speaker 1: Even the Mickey Mouse characters this art. I had no
Speaker 1: idea they share underwear, yeah, the Disney characters. This is
Speaker 1: my takeaway is JM wrote this up for us and
Speaker 1: was like, in case you don't feel like this is earned,
Speaker 1: which obviously we do. But any a living wage is
Speaker 1: not I doesn't have to be earned it. Yes, but
Speaker 1: they have to wear communal underwear because they they think
Speaker 1: that the underwear like, it's too much of a risk
Speaker 1: for these cast members, as they're called at Disney, to
Speaker 1: show up in their own underwear because it might create
Speaker 1: lines that ruin the illusion that Mickey the Mouse is
Speaker 1: standing in front of you. Oh hell no, I know,
Speaker 1: Mickey ain't got no visible penny lines. Mickey wears a
Speaker 1: fucking g string. This ain't Mickey like fuck anyway. I
Speaker 1: guess that's it's those little details that allow it to
Speaker 1: be a magical place to visit in a horrible place
Speaker 1: to wear communal underwear. That's right. Also, superters or Brian
Speaker 1: pointed out there's additional reporting here that they shower in
Speaker 1: the communal underwear safetie. Yeah, the safetime. Yeah, that makes
Speaker 1: save money safe time. So just last month, Disney's workers
Speaker 1: rejected the company's quote, best and final offer of sixteen
Speaker 1: dollars per hour, and they staged a massive rally earlier
Speaker 1: this month, and also Universal Orlando had recently raised them
Speaker 1: in on wage to seventeen dollars an hour, and so
Speaker 1: they were able to leverage that into getting paid a
Speaker 1: slightly more livable wage. Could you imagine like it's it
Speaker 1: was just the ego of Disney. Yeah, they're like fuck
Speaker 1: because Universal's the bullshit fucking theme park out here and
Speaker 1: they're even paying Nah fuck fine eighteen. And while we're
Speaker 1: down in Florida, we just wanted to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to Florida State Representative Will Robinson Junior, who went
Speaker 1: viral after reading a list of opponents and supporters of
Speaker 1: a bill that included some names that you might recognize. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you love the Simpsons, waves in opposition, Anita Dick
Speaker 1: is an opponent, looked up, made eye contact, waves in
Speaker 1: opposition holding his cock's also an opponent around the best
Speaker 1: was his legislative assistant next to him. The second he
Speaker 1: said Anita Dick, she just went She really popped her
Speaker 1: head in like, oh, liked her actual hand over her mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said the fuck? Did you just say I need
Speaker 1: a dick? No? You? Okay? What about holding his car?
Speaker 1: He's going just fool oblivious to what is happening. Just yeah,
Speaker 1: he says it and looks around the room to make
Speaker 1: serious eye contact with everybody. Yeah, I like that. He
Speaker 1: tried to like clean it up after by like tweeting
Speaker 1: about it, and he was like, the committee doesn't meet
Speaker 1: until next week, but Anita holding, please stop by embarrassing emoji.
Speaker 1: He's come on, man, and like Anita dick, how how
Speaker 1: do you read that and your brain doesn't immediately go
Speaker 1: to Mosa's let Yeah, you know, I mean it wasn't
Speaker 1: even and that was like Amanda hugging kiss right, you
Speaker 1: know that was one of the ogs. I need a
Speaker 1: man as Amanda hugging kiss here. But well maybe those
Speaker 1: are the old ones. These are like the new, the
Speaker 1: new eight ones. He's like, ah, I didn't know about
Speaker 1: these ones. Holding his cock is really like a that
Speaker 1: one just feels very much because holding is not a
Speaker 1: like super popular name these days. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe a lot of kids making it popular.
Speaker 1: But his cock is he didn't even say it as
Speaker 1: his cock. He said his cock, um, so it's real
Speaker 1: like he's just reading man, I'm just reading the words
Speaker 1: his real real anchorman shit there. Um. Yeah. Anyways, impressive
Speaker 1: work by him and whoever submitted those names, and shout
Speaker 1: out to the great live acting that was happening from
Speaker 1: his legislative assistant. Yeah a blast. Uh. We love the
Speaker 1: viral videos, don't we, folks love? Um did you talk
Speaker 1: about the woke lady, the woke lady, the lady who
Speaker 1: didn't couldn't define woke? Oh no, we didn't. Yeah fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: Hey man, you got a lot of work to do
Speaker 1: while I'm out. Yeah, my god. The whole evolution of
Speaker 1: that fucking story with her like op edge she wrote, yeah,
Speaker 1: where she's like, my kids had never seen me in
Speaker 1: such distress. Yes, and you're like, oh wow, so you're here,
Speaker 1: you're advocating for a more sensitive world maybe to No, No,
Speaker 1: that's well, I forgot, forgot, forgot. Yeah, yeah, as I say, stinky,
Speaker 1: all right, I am out for the next couple of weeks. Miles,
Speaker 1: you got the keys to the car. Thanks. Don't check
Speaker 1: for dents when you get back. I never do. And also,
Speaker 1: like I think one of my friends was like smoking
Speaker 1: near the window when I had Eke was outside the car.
Speaker 1: Someone came up to the car who was smoking. That's
Speaker 1: why the car smells like that. It wasn't me, all right. Well,
Speaker 1: back on Monday, I am on Day's episode with a
Speaker 1: whole lass episode of the show and tell them be
Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all on Monday. Bye bye h