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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Guess

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Speaker 1: Who's Back? And on trends that is courtesy a Johnny

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Speaker 1: Davis short show Spice. What's happening? Man? Yeah, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Guess he's back? Indeed, Yeah, Miles brag. Baby, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: baby back back. I still don't know what to say

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Speaker 1: sometimes because because baby, but thank you, I'm back. Can

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Speaker 1: I try and remind you of it all the time

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Speaker 1: by just saying I've incorporated baby, baby. He knows how

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Speaker 1: to throw me off. He's doing this to sabotage me,

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Speaker 1: and I'm telling you that's right. Um, all right. Should

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Speaker 1: we tell people what's trending? Miles tell them package is

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Speaker 1: trending because a law enforcement horse has confirmed that there

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Speaker 1: was a package sent to the District Attorney Alvin Bragg's

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Speaker 1: office with a suspicious white powder in it and a

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Speaker 1: note that didn't beat around the bush, says Alvin, I'll

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Speaker 1: kill you. Oh so okay, it's weird that we're seeing

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Speaker 1: this sort of thing with Trump can't really come out

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Speaker 1: of nowhere. What I'm saying every twelve hours, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: saying like you wait till they get me. You're not

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Speaker 1: even gonna believe what the things I'm about have to

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Speaker 1: go through, but you gotta save me. Like, do you

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Speaker 1: remember the movie Swat with Colin Farrell that came out,

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Speaker 1: Like remember I only saw like the first half, but

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Speaker 1: it starts off with like this like world criminal, like

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Speaker 1: telling the camera going like if you get me out

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Speaker 1: of jail, I'll give you ten million dollar. You're putting

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Speaker 1: him in a cock cart, and then like all these

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Speaker 1: goons show up to break him out of fucking jail.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like I think Donald Trump must have

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Speaker 1: seen Swat or something and he's thinking he's gonna pull

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Speaker 1: some shit like that. He's like, get me out of here, please,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you three nfds. But yeah, I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: what what is gonna go on there? But I mean again,

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Speaker 1: this is you can't underscore or more that. Did Robert

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Speaker 1: Mueller have white powder sent to him with stuff saying, hey,

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Speaker 1: I will kill you Robert Mueller? Or is this just

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Speaker 1: a black dah? Yeah? I don't know. Did he ever

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Speaker 1: call Robert Mueller an animal in his tweet? Sit right? Yea?

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Speaker 1: Or a sorost whatever the fuck? Yeah? But yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean interesting, it's it's wild again. He's like he's really

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Speaker 1: trying to He's trying to jan six it again, but

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Speaker 1: in a real slow motion but without the help of

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Speaker 1: the full media apparatus of the right and the entire

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Speaker 1: Republican Party. So it's gonna be I think he's gonna

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Speaker 1: get a mixed bag of participants. Yeah, we'll see. The

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Speaker 1: grand jury involved in the Trump case has been meeting

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Speaker 1: in the building where the suspicious package was reported. Um,

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Speaker 1: but it does not sit on Fridays. Uh so whoops

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Speaker 1: you yeah? Uh, unibomber want to be unibomber? You goofed John?

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Speaker 1: What's what's Donald Trump's fake name that he uses? Ah,

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Speaker 1: I forget it's It's wonderful, but he has Oh, I

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Speaker 1: have so many names? Yeah? Was it John Baron? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Then he named his son Baron. Yeah, signed

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Speaker 1: John Barron. I'm gonna get you, sucker, John Rich bad guy. Um.

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Speaker 1: Waco is also trending for similar reasons. Yeah. Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: is apparently having a rally in Waco as he screams

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Speaker 1: about violence and the overreach of the Feds. What better

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Speaker 1: place to do it than the sight of the Branch

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Speaker 1: Davidian siege that took the lives of people and law

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Speaker 1: enforcement and then inspired the Oklahoma City bombing. I can't

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Speaker 1: see a pattern here that he's trying to retread. He

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Speaker 1: knows the assignment he's and he's not being subtle. He's

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Speaker 1: just no, what about a civil war? But if what

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Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I know, what's he gonna do next? Like,

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Speaker 1: because if this one's at Waco, isn't the next one

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Speaker 1: gonna be like Oklahoma City? Yeah? Potentially he's like, nice

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Speaker 1: federal building, you guys have here, something happened, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: so many people are like saying, yikes, um, and he's

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Speaker 1: just like what I like Texas, just this very specific

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Speaker 1: I'm in with the federal government. Jesus Marquis Noel is trending.

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Speaker 1: This is the best player in the NC Double A tournament.

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Speaker 1: He plays for Kansas State. He is a point guard.

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Speaker 1: He is five foot six. People speculate he's listed as

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Speaker 1: five foot eight. Um, but he's awesome. It's been a

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Speaker 1: real joy. He just beat Michigan State. Uh, dynamite, this kid,

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Speaker 1: This kid is dynamite. I'm telling you. Although I did

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Speaker 1: have to watch my Bruins go out to Gonzaga again.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, nc double A tournament. This is the least

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Speaker 1: I've paid attention. I still tune in every once in

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Speaker 1: a while when there's like a close game or my

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Speaker 1: sport friends. Uh. The highlight of the NCAA tournament, I

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Speaker 1: think so far, has been when Charles Barkley tried to

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Speaker 1: claim that back in his day he used to have

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Speaker 1: let's just play this how in Walt World, even as

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Speaker 1: someone who's like in charge of cleaning garments were like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: shower in them. Yes, that's kind of a corner. You'll

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Speaker 1: hear Charles and then Kenny the Jet Smith be the

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Speaker 1: voice of reason in this thumbnail. His Kenny's expression is

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Speaker 1: already like the fuck are you talking about? I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's so much stuff that goes into this, and it

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Speaker 1: shout out to all the trainers also to have and

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Speaker 1: the guys who would do all the uniforms to get

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Speaker 1: so we should take a shower when our uniforms, because

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Speaker 1: you know, Kenny commercial my first, there's no error when

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Speaker 1: you get you're making this on there's no way that

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Speaker 1: I'm in the right minds when I give you no, no, no, Kenny,

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Speaker 1: when I first, all right, it's too much. And also

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Speaker 1: hearing Charles Barkley talk to him, I was starting to

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Speaker 1: hear herschel walker and it was sucking me up because

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Speaker 1: all this stuff going on. You know, got we had

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Speaker 1: love how Kenny and me is like, shut this shit

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Speaker 1: down right, there is no way that's sick of this shit.

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Speaker 1: It's sick of you say some made up shit about

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Speaker 1: how it used to be. It's amazing because it's not

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Speaker 1: the normal NBA on TNT crew. So it's just them too.

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Speaker 1: And then like, yeah, NONI shack. But Greg Gumble was

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Speaker 1: look from him? Is that a big like it's a piece?

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Speaker 1: Man just takes that off, takes his headphones off and

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Speaker 1: I mean, truly the best thing on TV is Charles

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Speaker 1: Barkley and that crew. Yeah. Yeah, hard pressed to find

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Speaker 1: Oh man, those seniors too, and man, I was like,

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Speaker 1: there's been just a flurry of headlines about Beethoven's like

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Speaker 1: that they sequenced, they found some of his hair samples

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Speaker 1: and did some genetic inquiries into his health, his overall

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Speaker 1: a genre of news story that never feels like it

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Speaker 1: just feels like they know that this gets clicks. But

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Speaker 1: I saw this headline advance from like the family secret

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Speaker 1: unlocked by Beethoven's hair, and then it's like slowly evolved

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Speaker 1: into Beethoven was predisplosed to liver disease. Oh, it's like,

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Speaker 1: oh shit, alright, oh no is he okay? I don't

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Speaker 1: know he died, but I guess van You'll never guess

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Speaker 1: what Aristotle looked like according to those things, though, are

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Speaker 1: the best. Like when I saw one of the like

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Speaker 1: a three D rendering of vin Diesel and they're like,

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Speaker 1: this is what Adam looked like some shit like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not even like an ad for like fucking ancestry

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Speaker 1: we can I guess we can run some samples on it.

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Speaker 1: And he's also Portuguese. I wouldn't be shocked if there

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Speaker 1: was some funding buy ancestry dot com like into this

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Speaker 1: scientific project at some point, because you know, the whole

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Speaker 1: scientific apparatus is run like like that. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: like gotta gotta get your funding somewhere, right, But I like,

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Speaker 1: for like all the documented ailments that he has, like

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Speaker 1: this genetic sequencing couldn't like answer the like because idea

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Speaker 1: from the hair samples, the researchers didn't find any genetic

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Speaker 1: evidence explaining Beethoven's hearing loss or gastro intestinal problems. They

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Speaker 1: could not explained the severe abdominal pain he suffered as

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Speaker 1: an adult or his prolonged bouts of diarrhea. For the paper, Wow,

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Speaker 1: wait a dunk on him dead man at the end

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Speaker 1: of it, just like this guy, stop diarrhea. That was

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Speaker 1: Why he was such a smelly piece of shit to

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Speaker 1: be around in person? And again, as Brian says, this,

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Speaker 1: this sketch is coming back around one more time from that,

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Speaker 1: I think you should leave focus group. Stinky. That's right,

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Speaker 1: he admit it. I think he did admit it. He

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Speaker 1: asked for when he was dying. He was like, save

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Speaker 1: my saved my DNA, and uh study was study why

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Speaker 1: my ships were so like yeah yeah wow, like but

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Speaker 1: with bouts of diarrhea? Yeah, I hope they were using

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Speaker 1: his real hair and not the not the powder wig

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Speaker 1: hair the first here's your problem. Yeah right, they're like

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Speaker 1: he was actually like Scandinavian, like from Norway, like na

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Speaker 1: just wick man. We're seeing some nft consequences. Oh, Jake, No,

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Speaker 1: Linda Lohan. Linda Lohan. According to this Pitchfork subhead, I'm

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Speaker 1: not here to dunk on any journalists. I'm here to

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Speaker 1: dunk on the just slowly evidently devolving state of media

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Speaker 1: and hard like like this whole week, people are like

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Speaker 1: I used to have a job in journalism. Yeah. Uh

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Speaker 1: and like a countless like like Twitter threads I was

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Speaker 1: reading of people being like, yeah, it's kind of hard

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Speaker 1: to do your work when you when you know you're

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Speaker 1: about to lose it all. I don't like anyway, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're referencing a typo in the subheadline where it says

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Speaker 1: li Yati soldier boy Neo Econimore charged by SEC for

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Speaker 1: legal cryptocurrency promotions. Subheading Jake Paul, Linda Lohan, and other

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Speaker 1: public figures were found to have promoted securities without disclosing

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Speaker 1: their compensation. Wow, here about being money to tout the

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Speaker 1: crypto asset securities? Yeah exactly. Wait. Wait do you hear

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Speaker 1: about all of capitalism? Yeah? Wait to hear about political donations? Right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is wild. So somebody felt that they were really

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Speaker 1: gonna go to the moon with it. Huh. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: thought they were going to the moon. They really took

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Speaker 1: a took a bath on that little YACHTI NFT recommendation.

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Speaker 1: And I do wonder if there's like a senator's dumb

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Speaker 1: teenage son at the center of this. Did with your

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Speaker 1: trust fund? You did? What? What did I say? The

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Speaker 1: second you get access to what, you're gonna do something

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Speaker 1: yacht NFTs. Fucking ll yeah, crypto man, watch out what

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Speaker 1: little duty at a time? Time? What a time it was.

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Speaker 1: Disney World has raised their minimum wage with like fingernail

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Speaker 1: kaw marks down the side of the old minimum wage.

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Speaker 1: But they have reached a tentative deal with the Union

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Speaker 1: for Disney World Service Workers to raise the minimum wage

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

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