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Speaker 2: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony.

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Speaker 1: Fools show ya as always, Polly Fools Go here with

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Speaker 1: Tony Fools, Go with Tony, huge.

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Speaker 2: And very important show that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, today we're gonna dive into the big story

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Speaker 1: and most embarrassing growouts in recent history of source. We're

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Speaker 1: talking about the Dallas Cowboys. Who else will we be

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Speaker 1: talking about exactly? And that's why today we're gonna bring

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Speaker 1: you a special report, Cowboys in Crisis.

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Speaker 2: Cowboys in Crisis.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Yep, We're gonna dive into all the big stories surrounding

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Speaker 1: America's worst team, all the internal conflicts, Jerry versus Dak,

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Speaker 1: you know, we're also going to give some solutions Tony

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Speaker 1: on how they can fix their dumb stadium.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but before that, you know, the Eagles they play

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Speaker 1: the Commanders tonight on Thursday Night Football. But we're not

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Speaker 1: going to talk about that now in this show. And

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Speaker 1: see the reason for that is because we looked up

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Speaker 1: show comes on Thursdays, right, fifty percent of our lazy

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Speaker 1: talking about the Eagles beating the Commanders. So here's our

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we know you weren't working.

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Speaker 5: Now, a demographic research showed that ninety eight percent of

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Speaker 1: And here we are busting our ass to make content

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Speaker 1: you can't even show up to watch a podcast on time.

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Speaker 2: You know, no wonder you're unemployed.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, and here's a job for you leave a comment

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Speaker 1: Now you actually have a job. See, now you have

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Speaker 1: a job. Now you work in By the way, you're

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Speaker 1: on the subject of our demographics, Tony, we got to

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Speaker 2: Are you too lazy to cook?

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Speaker 1: Okay, as we bring you this special report our first story.

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Speaker 1: You know, the other day we saw a shocking and

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Speaker 5: I have absolutely zero concerns about Dak's mobility. In fact,

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Speaker 1: Just exquisite analysis once again, Dody. And you know, if

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Speaker 1: You know, all right, another issue plaguing the cowboys, don'ty.

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Speaker 1: You know it's the sun. You know, it's blinding the

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's drastic measures.

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Speaker 1: You know, we came up with a bunch of different

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Speaker 5: Sure, you know, what if you put the stadium on

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Speaker 5: the prices, right, you know that way, instead of having

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Speaker 2: That's just brilliant engineering, Tony. And yeah, here's another one

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Speaker 2: I thought of. What if you just dug a hole?

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Speaker 1: Right, you dig a hole, big hole under the stadium, brilliant,

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Speaker 1: You know, you're looking out the window and you see dirt,

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Speaker 5: And also this way people can't leave that terrible game early,

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Speaker 3: But exactly, go.

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Speaker 1: And what if as another idea, you remember the solar

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Speaker 3: Why don't the players just use it?

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Speaker 2: Use those, you know, that way they can see.

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Speaker 1: The passes and also if there is a solar eclipse,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like a body watcher play in the game. Absolutely brilliant.

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Speaker 3: And let's be honest, it would be a better use

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, And you know, thinking about it, if you need

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Speaker 1: more extra plus sized coaches, you know, to fill that

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Speaker 1: window space, you bring back you know, Wade fill ups, brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Bill Passels, those Cowboys coaches.

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Speaker 1: That way you get the extra coaching and also the

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, you know, I gotta say these are all just

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Speaker 1: The cowboys, but with ideas this brilliant, you know, it

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 1: I got an idea, Tony, Hey, get the number of

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Speaker 1: the AD and T Stadium back there, you're useless producer

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Speaker 1: on the screen here, this is something you can do.

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Speaker 3: Google the number.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna call. What we're gonna do. We're gonna call them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's call a D and T Stadium, Like, call

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Speaker 2: Will you just kicked your Saturday? We just kick their

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Speaker 2: Put the number. A good job. You did something. You

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, Donny, all right, I'm gonna dial the

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Sounds good?

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Speaker 4: We're contacting at and T Stadium, the.

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Speaker 1: Home of the Dallas of course, automated, you know, yeah, yeah, sales.

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Speaker 4: And service Press one for sweet sales, Press two.

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Speaker 2: They want to see. No one's buying that stuff.

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Speaker 3: What do you say, sun?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Solar fixes.

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Speaker 4: For the tours department Press.

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Speaker 2: No, No, nobody wants a number?

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Speaker 3: Is sun fixes for.

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Speaker 4: The ticket office? Press eight.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's buying that Press nine? Of course?

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Speaker 3: What is this?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's try zero? All right, all right, there

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Speaker 3: You know, when you call the link, Jeffrey Lore answers

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Speaker 1: Oh listen, listen to the hold music they got, Tony,

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Speaker 2: Oh, then here we go. Yeah, this is slow. This

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Speaker 2: is why the organization you called it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this shows you how the organization's working exactly, Tony.

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Speaker 2: This is just bad radio.

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Speaker 1: I gotta admit, you know, but leave it to the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's take a commercial break.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna come back and we're going to see where

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll be right back after this. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Well, as you can see, we're back from commercial and

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Speaker 3: Eighty for like thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Tony, this is this is like watching a Cowboys game.

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Speaker 1: It's like watching a Cowboys game, and it is just

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Speaker 5: Point, Paulie, That's exactly what it feels like. They're trying

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Speaker 1: Here we are calling with solutions to fix the dumb

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Speaker 1: I gotta say, though, Tony, this hold music, I do

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Speaker 3: It's now very very low.

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Speaker 2: True. It's kind of working on me now. I kind

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Speaker 3: When they Yeah, they lull you to sleep.

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Speaker 2: You know it switched. I heard the music switched. I

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Speaker 2: think it looped, Tony.

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Speaker 3: I think it looped.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, they probably you know, with the budgets

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in that movie, you know, the

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Speaker 2: What was the name of that movie? What was it?

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Speaker 3: Scrooged Scrooged?

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Speaker 2: Right, I feel like I'm in Scrooged, you know where.

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Speaker 2: It's just it's the.

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Speaker 5: And I think we should switch the phone back to

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Speaker 5: producing Jay. Make him hold, that's what we should do.

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Speaker 5: Keep him occupied.

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Speaker 6: You guys should just hang out this this the segment

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Speaker 6: is going nowhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, don't worry. You're the one going nowhere. Six

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Speaker 1: into the ground, bro, that's where you're going exactly. He's

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Speaker 3: Know what, We're gonna hang up because we want to.

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Speaker 3: Here's what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go back. How would we go back

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Speaker 2: to the main line? Here, You're gonna hang up. Let's

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Speaker 2: go back to that main line, Tony. All right, let's.

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Speaker 1: Listen very carefully to the options, because we weren't and

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Speaker 1: you know, we weren't talking a lot over that. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we missed the thing about sun help, Sola help. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's listen very careful. Yeah, all right, one more time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, for contacting at and T Stadium, the home

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's right now.

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Speaker 4: In service press one, no, Sweet Sales, Press two, no

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Speaker 4: Try that for lost and found press five.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh maybe that yeah, lost in sounds Yeah, like

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Speaker 5: we lost the eyesight because we're staring into the sun press.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, Tony.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they maybe what you got to do is talk

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Speaker 1: called the ticket office. Let's let's try this. See there's

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Speaker 7: Thank you for calling the Dallas Cowboys Sweet Sales and

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Speaker 4: Press.

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Speaker 7: This is the best option that that's your need. Press one.

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Speaker 7: If you're interested in leasing a luxury suite at at

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 2: How about that? And I'm going to ask them.

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Speaker 1: I just want to do it, but I don't want

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Speaker 2: I'm concerned. Thank you for.

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Speaker 7: Calling the Dallas Cowboys Sweet Sales and Marketing Department. It's

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what, I'll leave a message. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know this is a Balifulsco call. And you know number

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Speaker 1: one rated Polly Antoni Fusco show. They know who we

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Speaker 1: are anyway, they know you know, we're official representatives of

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Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles. Look, well, you know we're going to be

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Speaker 1: coming next year the games, you know, and we don't

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Speaker 1: just quick, you know, we had some ideas maybe before

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Speaker 2: You in the playoffs. We know that now we're already out.

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Speaker 1: But what we're gonna do, what we'd like you to

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Speaker 1: next year, okay.

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Speaker 2: And oh yes, you know, yes, we know you're very

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Speaker 1: We at least got through to a voicemail toty, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure anytime. I mean, I'm sure I've got my phone here,

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Speaker 1: just waiting for the ring.

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Speaker 7: All right.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know that that is good journalism. That was that?

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Speaker 1: That seems like a fitting way to conclude our special reports.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh wait ah, you kidding me? If it isn't

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Speaker 5: nobody's friend.

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Speaker 6: What in the last show you made so many mistakes

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Speaker 6: I didn't even get around to telling you. Deebo Samuel

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Speaker 1: Oh well, on the subject of debo and kickers, I'm

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: After the show, I'm gonna shove my wang and to

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Speaker 5: your mom's long snapper.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, you said.

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Speaker 6: Jerry Jones said Dak's prognosis is wonderful because he's out

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's what he said, Bro, Yeah his words.

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Speaker 6: Bro, that's clearly not what he meant. He said the

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you know what won't make a recovery,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and your doctor just gave me your prognosis, you

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Speaker 5: have a one hundred chance of virginity.

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Speaker 2: Oh great one, don Yeah, why go?

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Speaker 6: You said, Jack del Rio is a good fit to

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Bro, yeah, it's part of that culture. Bro.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I assure you there is nowhere in this country

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Speaker 6: the stupidest thing you've ever said.

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Speaker 2: No, the stupidest thing we've ever said is you're hired.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what's a good fit? Me inside

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Speaker 3: your mother?

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Speaker 1: Oh not great one, Donty, Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 2: You know, I just got.

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Speaker 1: Doty what I just got a message that next week

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Speaker 1: on this show, talk about a good fit for our guest,

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Speaker 1: it will be Nick Falls hero Eagles legend. He will

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Speaker 2: Great job as always.

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Speaker 3: Same to you, Poorly, another floorless show.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 1: We'll see a people, Uh maybe after the Eagles game

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Speaker 1: if we want, we'll see We'll check it out.

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Speaker 3: Ye see your