Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready shut up? Abouts that
Speaker 1: hit the fan?
Speaker 2: Welcome to one Sanction, Thursdays, ho Wrestling, what Friady? Welcome
Speaker 2: to Unsafe and Thursdays. I wish you guys could hear
Speaker 2: about the stuff we talk about before we start podcasting,
Speaker 2: because it always makes me chuckle, and I think you
Speaker 2: guys would too. But some of you would go, ah,
Speaker 2: that one are my feelings, and you'd get us canceled
Speaker 2: and we wouldn't be able to do it anymore. So
Speaker 2: blame that person, that friend you have, that rex all
Speaker 2: the things. When I was a little kid, it was
Speaker 2: a song called party Pooper and it went like this.
Speaker 1: Every party needs a pooper.
Speaker 2: That's why we invited you party Pooper. And we were
Speaker 2: like eight and we would hit dudes with it that
Speaker 2: would like rat us out and they would cry and.
Speaker 1: Be like, they sing a mean song about me. That
Speaker 1: was the mean song. That's what you guys get.
Speaker 3: I also disagree with that premise. Man, every party, he
Speaker 3: doesn't need a party pooper. Get him out of here. Well,
Speaker 3: it was public shaming, that's what we were doing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like it. I like that part.
Speaker 2: It was that or stone him, put him up against
Speaker 2: that wall. Everybody grab a rock. He wrecked the party. Okay,
Speaker 2: speaking of violence, we're talking about ae friggin w We've
Speaker 2: got the owen Hart Foundation Tournament finals, a tournament that
Speaker 2: has really really sick matches and no story behind him.
Speaker 2: So there's not too much I can say about it
Speaker 2: because I never wrestled and I never booked a match.
Speaker 1: All I can do is fan out like you guys
Speaker 1: and be.
Speaker 2: Like, holy shit, did you just see what with Osprey
Speaker 2: did and how to swerve land on his feet?
Speaker 1: And we'll swerve one in. But you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So we get the finals of Will Osprey versus
Speaker 2: Hangman ad Him Page. These dudes just were a tag
Speaker 2: team together on the regular Dynamite show, and there was
Speaker 2: a little little beef, little tension at the end of
Speaker 2: the match. There was some jump ins and they kind
Speaker 2: of turned on each ol Igo, are you trying to
Speaker 2: fight Huck?
Speaker 1: Can you better back up? Fool?
Speaker 2: They had a little bit of that, A lot of
Speaker 2: tension going into this match. A lot of Hangman Adam
Speaker 2: Page fans out there and a lot of Will Osprey
Speaker 2: fans out there. I'm more Osprey than Hangman. He to me,
Speaker 2: is one of the sickest and he makes my son
Speaker 2: watch wrestling. And when you can do that to someone
Speaker 2: who's not a wrestling fan, I take a second look
Speaker 2: at you, because you're turning someone that didn't think something
Speaker 2: was cool into thinking something was cool. He goes, Dad,
Speaker 2: that guy looks like he fights in the movies. I said,
Speaker 2: what do you mean. He said, like a stunt fight
Speaker 2: in the movies, like you've done, and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I've only done like a fight and you didn't see it,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I know what you mean. And he was like,
Speaker 2: I like that guy, what's his name? And I kind
Speaker 2: of broke him down on will ospray And then I
Speaker 2: showed him this video on Instagram where he does this
Speaker 2: like flip and lands on his feet and someone animated
Speaker 2: super sayan dragon ball Z hair that goes sh on
Speaker 2: his head, and my son loves dragon ball Z, so
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, Snapdad, someone didn't edit on your
Speaker 2: guy like he loved it. So I will as spray
Speaker 2: all the way. That's my reasoning why. But also I
Speaker 2: think he's more over than Hangman right now, and I
Speaker 2: think it's time for his run to the actual title
Speaker 2: and not the not the mid court titles. I think
Speaker 2: he's kind of earned that and didn't come in and
Speaker 2: get the push straight to the top, which was cool,
Speaker 2: respect But now it's time will O spray with the victory.
Speaker 2: Our producer agrees with me because he wants to make
Speaker 2: you guys money too, And this is one that I
Speaker 2: feel ninety six percent confident on. That's a lot of confidence, y'all.
Speaker 2: We never go one hundred, we never go a four
Speaker 2: hundred because it is a guest, But ninety six percent
Speaker 2: I feel real good about this. Producer Alex feels good
Speaker 2: about it too. What do you think, Jeff, who you got?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: The winner is going to earn a future aw World
Speaker 3: Championship match at all in Texas. Now, when I think
Speaker 3: of Texas, I think of.
Speaker 1: Hangman Adam Page.
Speaker 3: I love Adam Page. I love his look, his I
Speaker 3: love his in ring ability, I love the gimmick. I
Speaker 3: love the whole thing I am. Actually I think will
Speaker 3: Osprey's star meter has kind of faded. You know. Unfortunately
Speaker 3: they didn't use him the same way. Like this guy
Speaker 3: should be so white hot that like him and MJF
Speaker 3: should be having things all that like they should. In
Speaker 3: my opinion, they should have used will Ospray to be
Speaker 3: the top of the mountain. He should have been shot
Speaker 3: to the top. He shouldn't have him do whatever. In
Speaker 3: my opinion, I'm going with hangman Adam Page, just at
Speaker 3: a personal preference.
Speaker 1: All right, the Texas part you got me. The rest.
Speaker 2: I still feel strong. But the Texas point was a
Speaker 2: strong point, sir. But you're not swaying cool. You're not
Speaker 2: swaying me, dude. It's will Ospray, Come on, all right?
Speaker 2: Two against one. Next up the women's final. We got
Speaker 2: Mercedes Monday versus Jamie Hater and like Jeff said, the
Speaker 2: victor secures the title shot at the AEW Women's World
Speaker 2: Champion at all in Texas. Neither of these women are
Speaker 2: from Texas, ones from England and ones from Boston, but
Speaker 2: they're both pretty cool. Jamie Hayter is one of my faves.
Speaker 2: If you guys listen religiously, you know that I talked
Speaker 2: before she got her. I used to talk about her
Speaker 2: a lot. I think her style is real hard hitting.
Speaker 2: She's like a female JBL like with her lariots and
Speaker 2: all that. Like, she plays it real tough and stiff.
Speaker 2: And we got Mercedes Money. Y'all know Mercedes Money Asasha Banks.
Speaker 2: She was in the Mandalorian. She always got different color hair,
Speaker 2: she could wrestle her ass off. She's pretty good on
Speaker 2: the mic. But I feel, and I've said this before,
Speaker 2: so I will harp on it, that she hasn't had
Speaker 2: a proper storyline since she got to the company where
Speaker 2: you're gonna fully love her or hate her. I think
Speaker 2: a lot of the hate comes more from her being
Speaker 2: good in the walkout and being like, Yo, fuck you guys,
Speaker 2: here's my attitude, Like she just kind of owns the character,
Speaker 2: but she hasn't gotten a big enough story for me.
Speaker 2: So I think she has to win this match because
Speaker 2: then that puts her in a story with timeless Tony Storm,
Speaker 2: the only woman in wrestling that really in aw wrestling,
Speaker 2: that has a true storyline and that bangs them out
Speaker 2: every single week, bangs them out of That's something she
Speaker 2: would actually say in a promo because she's because timeless
Speaker 2: Tony Storm is dirty and we love her. But I
Speaker 2: think that'll finally be an opportunity for Mercedes to be
Speaker 2: in a in a proper story and then we can
Speaker 2: get a real thing. And they've invested so much more
Speaker 2: money in Monette than they have in Jamie Hater that
Speaker 2: you got to get a return on that investment eventually.
Speaker 2: So that's why I'm picking Mercedes Monday, which is also
Speaker 2: who are producers picking? Because he thinks she's going for
Speaker 2: all the belts. I think they just got to get
Speaker 2: their money back. What do you think, mister.
Speaker 3: She's got to give them money, bro give her a story,
Speaker 3: give her the most honest thing that's ever give them.
Speaker 4: Give my girl a story, man, she freaking deserves one.
Speaker 3: Let me just say something quickly about Jamie Hater that's unrelated.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she looks like. This woman has
Speaker 3: so many hairstyles, so many costumes, so many looks. She's
Speaker 3: like Shakira. You could go to a whole Shakira concert
Speaker 3: leave have no idea what Shakira looks like. Jamie Hayter
Speaker 3: has had so many different things and looks and hairs
Speaker 3: and all this different stuff. She's so strong, and I've
Speaker 3: always I've always harped about how why are all the
Speaker 3: male wrestlers like bodybuilders or really strong fat guys, but
Speaker 3: every female wrestler just looks like some model. So Jamie
Speaker 3: hater does fall. She fills the complaint that I'm always
Speaker 3: complaining about about being stronger. So I love that about
Speaker 3: Jamie Hayter. But I have always been a Sasha Banks guy.
Speaker 3: I love Mercedes Monet. I think she's awesome. So ah
Speaker 3: for this what a specific match. All due respect to
Speaker 3: Jamie Hayter, I am going with Mercedes Monet. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go with Alex and Freddy on this one. I think
Speaker 3: Mercedes mone gets.
Speaker 1: The big dub.
Speaker 2: I think you're right sadly, Jamie. We love you over here,
Speaker 2: well at least, I yeah, we love you. But uh,
Speaker 2: the International Woman of Mystery is gonna lose. She's like
Speaker 2: Carmen san Diego, bro, Like that's how mysterious she is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 1: So I don't know why compared her to Carmen san Diego.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. It's hard to find lets.
Speaker 2: Tony Storm is the champ who Mercedes will be wrestling soon,
Speaker 2: and she's wrestling Mina Shirakawa, who everybody loves Shirakawa. She's
Speaker 2: awesome and she's cool and she doesn't care what people think.
Speaker 2: She talks a little bit of shit, which I love,
Speaker 2: and she just seems like a cool chick to party
Speaker 2: with in Japan, Like I just want to like if
Speaker 2: I'm not even joking, like I just feel like she
Speaker 2: could out drink you. She would make you do karaoke,
Speaker 2: you would like race the Mario karts in the streets
Speaker 2: of Japan, and like I've seen those videos on Instagram
Speaker 2: that looks awesome and be just hammered doing it and
Speaker 2: not crash because you're with Mira Shirkawa or Mina Sherikawa. Sorry,
Speaker 2: but she's gonna lose this fucking match, Jeff, straight up.
Speaker 2: Timeless Tony Storm is the truth. She is justice. She
Speaker 2: is the American way. Even though she's Australian, she's from
Speaker 2: Warner Brothers a Lot, whatever, you know where she's from.
Speaker 2: She's an American, true and true.
Speaker 1: Old school movie star.
Speaker 2: Tony Storm gets the dub and uh so producer Alex.
Speaker 2: He's tired of being wrong, so he's been asking me
Speaker 2: what I pick. And then after I tell him, he's
Speaker 2: been making all these picks. You know, Alex gets and
Speaker 2: he picked he picked Timeless Tony Storm too. What do
Speaker 2: you say?
Speaker 3: I will continue the path of hatred the I am
Speaker 3: a hater all right? Here we go with some things
Speaker 3: are worth hating. I get what Tony Storm is doing.
Speaker 1: I's right, I forgot you don't her.
Speaker 3: I get that you guys like it. I can like
Speaker 3: Tony Storm and recognize that she's a great wrestler and
Speaker 3: she's doing a thing that is that everyone loves. It's
Speaker 3: just not for Jeffy. I don't like when a wrestler
Speaker 3: time travels through a soda pop machine.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I've never liked it. When it's too Oh, make sure
Speaker 3: all the production puts the match in black and white
Speaker 3: because Tony Storm is coming down. I think it's corny.
Speaker 3: I think it's weird. She's mixing now new age stuff.
Speaker 3: Do you think a black and white actress like Vian
Speaker 3: that like like what Tony Storm is trying to depict?
Speaker 3: From the Warner Brothers, Loot would say filthy things?
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 3: So she's mixing like a new thing with the It's
Speaker 3: all not for me. I don't like it, but I
Speaker 3: can understand that it's great and people do like it,
Speaker 3: just not my stuff. So I am rooting for the
Speaker 3: gorgeous Mina Shirakawa. I think she's school man and she's
Speaker 3: just as American as Tony Storm, the brothers.
Speaker 2: You're saying that they're lying when they announced her, look
Speaker 2: her where she was born? That's that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You think they're lying about the height of these male
Speaker 2: wrestlers when they walk out and the way you think, so, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're definitely lying. No, it's television. They tell the truth.
Speaker 2: Jeff God, I'll.
Speaker 1: Give you this.
Speaker 2: When when the timeless Tony Storm first happened, I did
Speaker 2: not click with it at all, and it literally had
Speaker 2: to grow on me. And I don't remember the promo
Speaker 2: it was, but there was a promo that made me
Speaker 2: fucking laugh and I went, son of a bitch. She
Speaker 2: got me, and I've been I've been hooked since then.
Speaker 1: So it took her.
Speaker 2: It took a while, though, for me to jump on
Speaker 2: board that train. And there'll be the hardcore but sorry.
Speaker 3: That I can recognize that things are good and just
Speaker 3: not for me.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like like I don't have to you know, under
Speaker 3: I don't. It doesn't have to be for me. I mean,
Speaker 3: who am I? That's the thing. But but I I
Speaker 3: also am very comfortable saying not my shtick.
Speaker 2: I got you, all right, this is the easiest one
Speaker 2: of the night, you guys, this is the ninety nine
Speaker 2: percent confidence right here. The Hurt Syndicate Bobby Lashle versus
Speaker 2: Shelton Benjamin. Bobby Lashley beat up just about anybody on
Speaker 2: the planet versus the Sons of Texas, Dustin Rhodes and
Speaker 2: Sammy Kavara. The Hurt Syndicate's gonna kill the Sons of
Speaker 2: Texas and beat their ass and then beat it some more.
Speaker 2: And MVP is gonna hit them with a cane and
Speaker 2: beat them both down some more. And this is the
Speaker 2: easiest money you're gonna make all night betting with us
Speaker 2: sponsored by Note all right, moving on, Alex also picked
Speaker 2: the Hurt Syndicate. You know, mgf's gonna jump in there
Speaker 2: and give him a little hand if he needs to.
Speaker 2: Next up the second easiest match and the final match.
Speaker 2: This one is super easy to y'all. There's a ninety
Speaker 2: eight percent confidence on me. And it's ft R, Dax
Speaker 2: Horwood and Cash Wheeler versus Nigel McGuinness and Daniel Garcia.
Speaker 2: I didn f that one up. Nigel McGinnis is awesome.
Speaker 2: We love Nagel McGuinness. We don't want Nodre McGinnis to
Speaker 2: lose a match. We want him to win a match,
Speaker 2: but FTR is too hot right now. If they lost,
Speaker 2: it would take away everything that they just sacrificed by
Speaker 2: beating up Edge and turning them heel in the first place,
Speaker 2: and it would be a complete waste of freaking time.
Speaker 2: This action might be easier than picking the Hurt Syndicon match.
Speaker 2: If I'm being completely honest with you, this is FTR
Speaker 2: big time victory. Producer Alex couldn't agree more. You know
Speaker 2: what Jeff diy is going to say too, So when
Speaker 2: we're all on the same page, just go with us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a very predictable cards. I feel like
Speaker 3: I feel like this might be the most predictable. A.
Speaker 3: Obviously I went against the grain on someone's that are obvious.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not mean it's not going to win,
Speaker 3: and I obviously don't think that Adam or Hangman Adam Page.
Speaker 1: But like, this is.
Speaker 3: Pretty predictable, pretty predictable card. Aw what are you doing here? A? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But sometimes predictable is good.
Speaker 2: I like going to movies sometimes where I go, Okay,
Speaker 2: I know it's going to happen, and sometimes I need
Speaker 2: to need be surprised like Kaiser, SoSE don't worry if
Speaker 2: you haven't seen that movie. I won't wreck it, even
Speaker 2: though it's been forever. And there's gonna be probably two
Speaker 2: more matches that AW could add to the cards. So
Speaker 2: maybe those ones we would have gotten wrong. But since
Speaker 2: we record this before it airs, you get to be
Speaker 2: one hundred percent right. Thanks for tuning into un Sanctioned Thursdays. Jeff,
Speaker 2: Tell the people where you're going to be this weekend.
Speaker 3: I am going to be all over Wisconsin, Iowa, and Batvia, Illinois.
Speaker 3: Just go to Jeff Doi dot com. You can find
Speaker 3: tickets to all my upcoming shows.
Speaker 1: That was Jeff. I. I'm Freddy Prince Junior and you
Speaker 1: just listened to on Sanctioned Thursdays. Peace.
Speaker 3: Yeah,