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Speaker 2: Hundred Do you wy Away? You ever feel like schools

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Speaker 2: don't really teach you stuff you'll ever use in the

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Speaker 2: real world, Yes, for sure, cursive writing, long division, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what small coins are worth? I didn't know what a

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Speaker 2: nickel looks like. I'm only counting Benji's baby. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: why today Burke posts as an elementary school teacher trying

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Speaker 2: to reassure a mom this year, They're not wasting any

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Speaker 2: time on those useless subjects. They're cutting right to the

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Speaker 2: important stuff in your phone.

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Speaker 3: Tap right now?

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Speaker 4: Another Hell? Hi is this Stacey? Hi doesn't see this

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Speaker 4: is missus Howell. I'm going to be eight and second

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Speaker 4: grade teacher of the upcoming school year.

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Speaker 3: Hi are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm just great. It's so good to talk to you.

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Speaker 4: You too.

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Speaker 3: Aidan is so excited to get back to school and

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Speaker 3: seet friends and get started again.

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Speaker 4: That is so great. It's going to be a fun year. Good. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 4: I'm just calling all the parents because we're going to

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Speaker 4: be doing things a little bit different, you know, at

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Speaker 4: least for the first couple of weeks. Okay, I'm just

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Speaker 4: going to stray from the normal curriculum.

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Speaker 3: Oh you are Why what's going on?

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Speaker 4: So over the summer, I've been doing a lot of

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Speaker 4: research because of everything that happened.

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Speaker 3: What do you what do you mean everything to happen?

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm sorry, I'm not really sure what you're

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Speaker 3: talking about.

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Speaker 4: Well, we found out.

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Speaker 3: I found out what aliens are real.

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Speaker 4: That wonderful.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not really focused on that right now.

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Speaker 4: I have been studying up learning everything about our intergalactic neighbors,

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Speaker 4: and I just can't wait to share what I've learned

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Speaker 4: with the children.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna jump right in on the very first day.

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Speaker 4: Make sure Aiden packs a roll of tinfoil. Tinfoil, We're

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Speaker 4: gonna make tinfoil hats and try to contact them something

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Speaker 4: like that.

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Speaker 3: I'm hoping this is just like a fun little project

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Speaker 3: that you're doing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, let's say the government was listening right now, I'd.

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Speaker 5: Say absolutely, Yeah, sure, fun harmless kid project.

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Speaker 1: But we don't trust the government, do we.

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Speaker 3: Okay, not anymore. I don't even know what to say

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 4: Exactly, lock and key.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 4: So before we get into all the math and reading

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Speaker 4: and writing, we're gonna focus on area few fifty one.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean, what's really going on out there? Did Eisenhower authorize

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Speaker 4: the testing?

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Speaker 3: I think he might have. I do after reading the

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Speaker 3: Peterson files, right, I don't even know Peterson.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I've got so many links.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I can send.

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Speaker 4: Them right to something. You are going to go down

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Speaker 4: this rabbit hole, change your life. We can become rabbit

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Speaker 4: hole buddies.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know, no rabbit hole buddies. I don't

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Speaker 3: think this is appropriate for second graders. I mean, has

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Speaker 3: it been approved for the principal or the I would

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Speaker 3: I'm not okay with that.

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Speaker 5: I would have checked.

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Speaker 4: But you know missus she teaches kindergarten.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she thinks the principle is one of them, one

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Speaker 5: of whom aliens.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, I don't mean to alarm you,

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Speaker 3: but don't worry.

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Speaker 4: I don't think he's harmful if he wanted to hurt

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Speaker 4: us he would have done so already.

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Speaker 3: Baby, baby, whatever you're on right now, you need to

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Speaker 3: stop taking it. Give me out, and you're gonna freak

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Speaker 3: my kid out too.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: You know who's on board with me is Ali? You

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Speaker 5: know Ali? Your son has playdates with her boy otis what.

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Speaker 1: She's a believer like us.

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Speaker 3: Alie doesn't believe any of this stuff. A normal person.

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Speaker 4: She thinks aliens real because she heard it on the

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Speaker 4: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: The show that talks about aliens all the time, especially

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Speaker 5: during their prank phone calls.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, it's a prank phone call. I'm not really

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Speaker 4: your son, thou. My name's Bragg. Your friend Ali set

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Speaker 4: you up. She said, you heard that maybe the teachers

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Speaker 4: are trying a different study method this year.

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Speaker 5: I thought, why not skip math.

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Speaker 4: And reading and go straight to area fifty one.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you freaked me out so much.

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Speaker 5: Weren't you just a little bit curious about the links

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Speaker 5: I've found, though, No, because.

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Speaker 3: Everybody is freaking crazy these days, all my favorite friends

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Speaker 3: friends on Instagram. No, everyone is nuts. I didn't think

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Speaker 3: it would be the teacher though.

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Speaker 4: That tinfoil hat is going to look so cute pinned

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Speaker 4: up on your refrigerator.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings. On

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Speaker 1: the twentieth Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,