Speaker 1: Al Zone Media.
Speaker 2: This is it could happen here a daily podcast and
Speaker 2: this might be our annual oh my God episode, and
Speaker 2: we have Robert and Garet and I am also here
Speaker 2: Sophie high Garrett.
Speaker 3: We've been chasing the high of the come episode for
Speaker 3: more than a year, so let's let's try this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know, last week we all got some
Speaker 4: really exciting news. The Rule of Law has found Donald
Speaker 4: Trump guilty on thirty four counts, so that's exciting. You can,
Speaker 4: of course google Trump rule thirty four to learn more,
Speaker 4: which was, you know, a joke. I saw a lot
Speaker 4: online and then I wanted to actually see what would
Speaker 4: happen if I did that, and then that turned into like.
Speaker 3: That's evidence of mental illness, Well nobody.
Speaker 4: Does that, and then it turned into like five days of.
Speaker 3: Work, that's further evidence.
Speaker 4: So that is what we're doing today. Hey, this is
Speaker 4: Gere from the Future, just cutting in to clarify one
Speaker 4: little aspect. When doing the legal review for this episode,
Speaker 4: we noticed that we never actually defined what rule thirty
Speaker 4: four is. Now, I assumed, if you're listening to this podcast,
Speaker 4: you know what rule thirty four is, but just in
Speaker 4: case you do, not Rule thirty four is part of
Speaker 4: the memified Rules of the Internet. It originally comes from
Speaker 4: a two husand and three webcomic, but rule thirty four
Speaker 4: states that if it exists, there is porn of it,
Speaker 4: meaning that you can find porn of anything on the Internet,
Speaker 4: whether that be cooking, bowling, or in this case Donald J. Trump.
Speaker 4: And you know, as someone who is just reviewed basically
Speaker 4: all of the Donald J. Trump pornography that I could
Speaker 4: find on the Internet these past five days. I did
Speaker 4: try to keep this episode roughly PG thirteen. We kind
Speaker 4: of cross that boundary a little bit, so I do
Speaker 4: think it's you know, probably wise to give some sort
Speaker 4: of general sexualized content warning here, But again I try
Speaker 4: to keep things as tame as I can, you know,
Speaker 4: all things considered. Anyway, back to the episode. I started
Speaker 4: my journey by doing the most obvious thing I could
Speaker 4: think of, which is opening a virtual PC and using
Speaker 4: Google through the tour browser to search Trump Rule thirty four.
Speaker 1: No, this is already sounding like a great, great life
Speaker 1: choice when you have to make all of those steps
Speaker 1: to search something, well, because I don't.
Speaker 4: What all of my like entire computer and search results
Speaker 4: just to get completely fucked over for the next like
Speaker 4: week or two, which they might just already because this
Speaker 4: is all in a Google doc now, so it's already.
Speaker 3: Being mine, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm already fucked, very similar to the way
Speaker 4: that we'll be discussing today.
Speaker 5: So wow.
Speaker 4: The first result when you google Trump rule thirty four
Speaker 4: is the website to rule thirty four dot xxx. So
Speaker 4: here we go, just straight to the source. I clicked
Speaker 4: on the link, and as the page loaded, I was
Speaker 4: shocked by what I saw, or more accurately, what I
Speaker 4: didn't see. There was far less Trump porn than what
Speaker 4: I was expecting. That not even like a single full
Speaker 4: page of results.
Speaker 3: See this is what Joe Biden's taken from us.
Speaker 4: Only thirty one pieces of artwork came up in the
Speaker 4: search results, seven of which didn't even feature Donald Trump
Speaker 4: and only used.
Speaker 3: To name the number of felonies he has.
Speaker 4: That's right, But many of them just didn't even have
Speaker 4: Trump and only used his name as like a joke
Speaker 4: tag for typically some sort of like furry pornography, which
Speaker 4: is can it be a very common trend for the
Speaker 4: rest of this episode, right? So what would you expect
Speaker 4: the first results to contain on the website rule thirty
Speaker 4: four do xxx.
Speaker 3: God I Garrison, I don't even know. I'm imagining a
Speaker 3: lot of like, you know how, there's those like political
Speaker 3: cartoons like yeah, I forget. I think the guy's name
Speaker 3: Ben Garrison. I think it is who like always draws
Speaker 3: Trump as like shredded. I guess that's kind of what
Speaker 3: I expect.
Speaker 4: There are certainly some of those, But the very first
Speaker 4: piece features a glossy rendering of Vladimir Putin's head with
Speaker 4: a quote. This isn't me just quoting myself. I don't
Speaker 4: know why said a quote, but it's what I described
Speaker 4: as a penal like object looming in front. And I
Speaker 4: believe this is alluded to be Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: I feel like the listener needs to know that Garrison,
Speaker 3: for reasons that surpass all understanding, is wearing a fitted
Speaker 3: shirt and tie as they explain this to us. This
Speaker 3: is serious the ambiance you are not getting as a listener.
Speaker 4: This is a serious topic for me.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 1: See, I was thinking, like Trump fucking a flag.
Speaker 4: But we'll get some flag action later, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad fla action. Yeah, So there we go.
Speaker 4: The next image is actually going to be a little
Speaker 4: bit more useful in kind of forecasting some trends that
Speaker 4: we're going to be going over. The next image is
Speaker 4: Donald Trump in the makeup and lingerie engaged in some
Speaker 4: sort of what I would describe as an interracial cuckhold
Speaker 4: scenario in the White House. Not not the best. This
Speaker 4: is where we're gonna start start start seeing some worrying trends.
Speaker 4: And part of the difficulty in this episode was like,
Speaker 4: I can't just show everyone all this pornography. That would
Speaker 4: be like an HR violation, and I'm not gonna have
Speaker 4: the editor, you know, cut together weird porn audio like.
Speaker 4: So it's it's all. I often describe this with word.
Speaker 4: But I did find one the tie sense the tie.
Speaker 4: But I did find one work around is I collected
Speaker 4: all of the pictures of just Trump's face, divorced from
Speaker 4: any other context of the image. I will actually share
Speaker 4: the picture of his face across some of these some
Speaker 4: of these artworks. Okay, so here is here is image
Speaker 4: number one?
Speaker 1: Oh honey, not great?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 4: Not like that?
Speaker 3: So this is not I need to qualify here. This
Speaker 3: is not like a political cartoon. This is trying to
Speaker 3: get off.
Speaker 4: Okay, correct, Almost none of these are going to be
Speaker 4: political cartoons. Great, the very last one is, but all
Speaker 4: of these are just just regular artwork.
Speaker 3: I feel like I have to comment on this with
Speaker 3: a reference that Garrison might be several decades past your time,
Speaker 3: but he looks like Missus doubtfire. He looks like Robin
Speaker 3: Williams and drag a little bit.
Speaker 4: I would say Williams pulls it off a little bit better.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. I mean Robin Williams could pull off anything.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't think that lipstick works for Trump's complexion.
Speaker 3: No, and I think it's probably fair. His eyeshadows a
Speaker 3: little heavy.
Speaker 4: There's definitely some some troubling.
Speaker 3: Hairs looking good. Hair's looking great.
Speaker 1: Side note is the image framed behind him also Trump.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's him. That's Trump as some sort of Mussolini
Speaker 3: type figure. He's got like the Roman laurel wreath in
Speaker 3: his hair he does, which I believe that Trump has
Speaker 3: a photo like that in his house. That that actually
Speaker 3: all right, that could be real.
Speaker 1: Next one we have to get we.
Speaker 4: Have to get through a few of these. So there
Speaker 4: is there is multiple tentacle pieces, which I'm sure we
Speaker 4: could all all guess, right, that's that seems pretty obvious.
Speaker 4: There is a drawing of Putin and Trump engaged in
Speaker 4: what I would describe as old man yowi, which is, uh.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need to see that.
Speaker 4: Two parts, and one of one of these images is
Speaker 4: actually animated into a gift.
Speaker 3: So that's exciting competent though, you know, I actually kind
Speaker 3: of like those as caricatures of both men. You really get,
Speaker 3: you get, you get a lot of personality, and I
Speaker 3: do feel like that's how Vladimir Putin looks when he's coming.
Speaker 4: It's it's not bad.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, I don't think about that, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: Two fun comments underneath this one is this is actually
Speaker 4: so hot hashtag mega and this is why he isn't
Speaker 4: our president anymore?
Speaker 1: Perhaps, Oh okay.
Speaker 4: We also we also have Trump in a in like
Speaker 4: a dungeon orgy comprised of horror movie characters and female
Speaker 4: pop stars. Great an image posted the day after the
Speaker 4: election in twenty sixteen, there's Trump in his suit having
Speaker 4: sex with an anime girl wearing a Confederate battle flag
Speaker 4: bikini and cowboy hat. This is backdropped by a big
Speaker 4: American flag and the Confederate girl has a make America
Speaker 4: great again. Butt tattoos so getting some kind of conflicting
Speaker 4: messages there, But this trump face is really not great.
Speaker 4: I really don't like it. See yeah, his eyes early
Speaker 4: squished together. In a lot of these he's giving a
Speaker 4: thumbs up. I would say about half the images he's.
Speaker 3: Getting you know where that you know where, that thumb's
Speaker 3: about to be right Like, that's part of what makes
Speaker 3: this unsettling.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate in this one that for his fingerprint,
Speaker 1: it's just like a spiral swirl.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the best one. Read us some comments.
Speaker 4: The comments for this one are quite good. Quote. I
Speaker 4: want to see more thick or flat blonde wife who's
Speaker 4: wearing a cowboy hat. I want to help make America
Speaker 4: to be great. This turned me on big Lee and Frankly.
Speaker 3: Garrison, you've you've buried the lead, which is that I
Speaker 3: want to help America to be great. Was posted by
Speaker 3: hex Maniac under skill or poke or yeah, I'm guessing
Speaker 3: this is some sort of Pokemon obsessed slut witch.
Speaker 4: That's that's kind of many such cases. Taking this many
Speaker 4: such cases, quite frankly made my peepy huge. And if
Speaker 4: people say this is not pretty, they are wrong. They
Speaker 4: are working for the socialist globalist democrats and Chinese government, and.
Speaker 3: It's impossible to know if that's a joke.
Speaker 4: We have a really interesting one by an artist named L. G.
Speaker 4: Ling As how I'm gonna say sorry.
Speaker 3: There's also the last post on that is why is
Speaker 3: the Condas color?
Speaker 4: Yes, the last comment for the Confederate for the Confederate girl,
Speaker 4: what is why is the coctas color? Which is quite funny,
Speaker 4: but we have the next one is actually a three
Speaker 4: panel spread. First is a Democrat donkey for Sona. The
Speaker 4: second part is a floating Donald Trump elephant head with
Speaker 4: like a propeller extending out of the top and a
Speaker 4: robot hand coming out of the trunk reaching for the
Speaker 4: donkey's ass. Lastly, the Trump elephant now has an extendable
Speaker 4: boxing glove trunk and is flying victoriously over the donkey
Speaker 4: Democrat with a black eye.
Speaker 3: See they I like this more before we got into
Speaker 3: like domestic abuse territory.
Speaker 4: No, this is We're gonna get into a lot of
Speaker 4: problematic aspects. I will just say now if you don't
Speaker 4: want to listen to some kind of deeply troubling psychosexual
Speaker 4: themes develop over the course, especially once we get to
Speaker 4: the AO three section.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, okay, sorry, we need to talk about
Speaker 3: this post by user trash Fucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote, wow, okay.
Speaker 4: So this the comment, the comment for the donkey for
Speaker 4: sona one says, quote, I love you and your art, though,
Speaker 4: this really represents how that Orange treated women and how
Speaker 4: he assaulted them by grabbing their genitut test. Beautiful art,
Speaker 4: beautiful styles. Thank you.
Speaker 1: If you can't spell genitals, you're not allowed to grab them.
Speaker 1: That is the law of the world.
Speaker 3: Now reading that post, I want more than anything to
Speaker 3: have Trump comment on some of these.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, get him up on the podium talking about this
Speaker 3: beautiful art, beautiful styles. They're saying, it's the most beautiful
Speaker 3: donkey pornography anybody's ever made on the dark web.
Speaker 4: A really bad one is a cartoon of Milo Ianapolis
Speaker 4: having sex with a hashtag never Trump, Orthodox Jew who
Speaker 4: might be Ben Shapiro, I can't tell. Please, please scroll
Speaker 4: please until he supports building the wall as then so
Speaker 4: as this is happening, on the background, a yasified Trump
Speaker 4: is sitting on the wall giving a thumbs up. This
Speaker 4: is by a Nazi cartoonist named Emily usis here?
Speaker 3: Is here?
Speaker 4: Is yasified? Trust comes up?
Speaker 3: He sure is man? The cheeks are apple.
Speaker 4: To describe it?
Speaker 1: Where is Milos, Sophie.
Speaker 4: I don't think I can show you that image because
Speaker 4: it'll be an HR. I can't show you that part
Speaker 4: because it's too there's too much stuff going on.
Speaker 1: Okay, send it to me on signal ater.
Speaker 3: I know, Sophie, Sophie, that's an HR violation. You're not
Speaker 3: allowed to ask her.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I barely look, I don't. I don't have a great
Speaker 3: recall of the of the HR course we have to
Speaker 3: take every year about sexual harassment. But I am as
Speaker 3: sure that you are both in violation of companies always.
Speaker 4: That's Robert, that is, because you're like two years behind
Speaker 4: on all of your all of your didn't work trainings.
Speaker 1: I get a notification in my email twice a day
Speaker 1: that Robert hasn't done some like legally required training.
Speaker 3: So maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure you
Speaker 3: are both violation of our company.
Speaker 1: Probably probably, But these Trump drawings just get keep getting
Speaker 1: more bizarre.
Speaker 4: There's a really good one of an octopus Donald Trump
Speaker 4: getting intimate with a furry fox and cat.
Speaker 3: Well, I do want to see that, with the.
Speaker 4: Comment posted under From what I've known, Trump doesn't support
Speaker 4: these kind of things.
Speaker 3: That's probably true. I don't think he'd be thrilled about that.
Speaker 4: So there's a few other furry ones, notably one with
Speaker 4: Trump grabbing the buttocks of a wildcat with some with
Speaker 4: very small hands, and one of a sexy Trump plowing
Speaker 4: down Fluttershy in front of an American flag.
Speaker 1: Oh god, sorry, yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 4: Quote. I guess I'm not the only mega bronie out there.
Speaker 4: I want to end my life.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Also quote I want my life to end right.
Speaker 1: Fucking me too, honey, me too. That's that's like a
Speaker 1: lot of trump back. I did not need to see
Speaker 1: that much of him, Sophie.
Speaker 4: There's so much more trump back anyway. So results for
Speaker 4: Donald J. Trump specifically produced a handful of new images,
Speaker 4: one really bad one of Trump groping a family guy character.
Speaker 3: But which family guy cares character?
Speaker 4: Garrison, I've never seen family guy. It's some woman.
Speaker 1: There's also okay, sorry, is that his face as a
Speaker 1: ball sack?
Speaker 4: No, that's just his face, So beah.
Speaker 3: That feels like that does feel like some kind of
Speaker 3: like standard lib political cartoon Trump drawing covered.
Speaker 4: It's trying to be in the family guy style. There's
Speaker 4: also a cartoon of a of a of a naked,
Speaker 4: very very buff well endowed Donald Trump flexing while holding
Speaker 4: a cigar, sitting in his arm chair, which has the
Speaker 4: really good comment his thumb is on the wrong side, which.
Speaker 1: It is, that's true. I just wile everyone to know about.
Speaker 1: Garrison has pg'ed these for us. They're like PG. Thirteen,
Speaker 1: so we're not seeing anything.
Speaker 4: This is this, this is all, this is all above board.
Speaker 4: One of the worst ones, in my opinion, is a
Speaker 4: very very steamy rendering of a blushing Trump looking behind
Speaker 4: toward the viewer with his butt pushed into the foreground.
Speaker 4: MEGA is written across the cheeks. In the upper left
Speaker 4: corner is a close up of a smooth scrotum stretched
Speaker 4: out hole.
Speaker 3: See Garrison. When it comes to HR violations, I feel
Speaker 3: like you can't say stretched out whole. I think that's
Speaker 3: forbidden on a company call. I don't think you're allowed
Speaker 3: to say string.
Speaker 4: Tried to really turn the script into like the most
Speaker 4: like academic wording I can. There are text doubles of
Speaker 4: Trump conversing with the viewer. Trump says you will vote
Speaker 4: for me after this right, with the viewer responding yeah sure.
Speaker 3: In the board they can't even get somewhat excited about
Speaker 3: this election.
Speaker 4: Extra text with an arrow pointing to Trump reads ineligible
Speaker 4: to run again. This piece has by far the highest
Speaker 4: number of horny comments underneath the image. Now I think
Speaker 4: the actual worst when I discovered is a happy International
Speaker 4: Men's Day cartoon of Trump wearing an American flag thong
Speaker 4: standing on top of a box of noble Peace prizes with.
Speaker 1: Thank you for censoring that Jesus.
Speaker 4: With the Stephen with the Stephen Universe character Pearl in
Speaker 4: a bikini holding onto Trump, rubbing her leg against his thigh.
Speaker 3: Now see, and I don't feel like Pearl would do this.
Speaker 4: No, no, So Pearl has a text bubble saying forget women,
Speaker 4: I only make love to real men. Now now, I
Speaker 4: wanted to learn more about why this image exists. The
Speaker 4: artist behind this creation is named Luke Weber, and he
Speaker 4: actually used to work on this show Stephen Universe as
Speaker 4: a storybook artist.
Speaker 3: Oh god, so this is cannon.
Speaker 4: No, Luke had a really unhealthy Luke had a really
Speaker 4: unhealthy obsession with the lesbian character Pearl and would often
Speaker 4: waste time at work by drawing really horny art of
Speaker 4: himself and Pearl in a relationship. His art of him
Speaker 4: and Pearl would include other co workers like Ian Jones, Corty,
Speaker 4: and show creator Rebecca Sugar. He allegedly gave Rebecca Sugar
Speaker 4: a drawing of having sex with Pearl, which allegedly got
Speaker 4: him fired from the show among many other reasons, and
Speaker 4: he's been blacklisted from large parts of the animation industry
Speaker 4: for sexual harassment and violence.
Speaker 3: Oh well, that was much worse than I thought it
Speaker 3: was going to do.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is bat Novis is really fucked up. Eh, So.
Speaker 4: There's some bad stuff. Now I save the best for last.
Speaker 4: There's a small collection of pieces riffing on that picture
Speaker 4: of Trump playing tennis where he looks all quote unquote
Speaker 4: caked up. One uh with Trump in his tennis outfit
Speaker 4: is bending over pants down crackout with a variation of
Speaker 4: featuring two large what I'm gonna call dark skinned penises.
Speaker 4: I think trump interracial bottoming is a is a trend
Speaker 4: that we'll see reoccurring here of course. Now, however, I
Speaker 4: believe the superior tennis piece is from an artist named
Speaker 4: Shad Bass, who might you a Nazi or just pretends
Speaker 4: to be one online. Cutting in here to do a
Speaker 4: quick correction. So originally in this episode identified at Shad
Speaker 4: Base as a transwoman, which is not the case. The
Speaker 4: reason why I thought this is because the most recent
Speaker 4: picture appearing to be Shad based on his Twitter account
Speaker 4: from like a year ago, is him as a trans
Speaker 4: woman talking about getting on estrogen. Now, this was actually
Speaker 4: part of an ongoing joke that I just didn't have
Speaker 4: the context for, as he's like a really scummy and
Speaker 4: deeply problematic artist who I did not feel like doing
Speaker 4: a whole deep dive on so Apologies for that and
Speaker 4: back to the episode. But she has drawn Trump in
Speaker 4: the same post as the famous photo, but as an
Speaker 4: anime girl wearing a transparent tennis skirt with the with
Speaker 4: the comments underneath saying I'd vote for her and I
Speaker 4: don't have enough weed for this shit.
Speaker 3: Nobody does.
Speaker 1: That's what I was about to say about this recording.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what we do have, Sophie, an
Speaker 4: ad break, an ad break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can all consume substances to get through the
Speaker 1: rest of this.
Speaker 4: Okay, we are back now. The most interesting thing I
Speaker 4: found on a real thirty four is a political comic
Speaker 4: by a guy named Larry Welt who makes this thing
Speaker 4: called Cherry Comics. He's like an old hippie cartoonist. This
Speaker 4: is a long running series, but these collection of panels
Speaker 4: are about a group of women using quote unquote weaponized
Speaker 4: sex to bring to bring down Donald Trump. One page
Speaker 4: depicts the main character, Cherry, breaking into the White House
Speaker 4: like a quote unquote sex ninja to quote fuck um
Speaker 4: to death unquote. One plot line has Cherry using her
Speaker 4: love powers to make all of the riot police at
Speaker 4: a twenty twenty protest take off their riot gear and
Speaker 4: start having gay sex with each other through the power
Speaker 4: of love. Now, in the main panel, Cherry seduces a
Speaker 4: very unflattering Trump from the bushes of a golf course.
Speaker 4: Quote grab some uh this P word, Pretend I'm your
Speaker 4: daughter unquote. She gets trumped chase her naked through a
Speaker 4: golf course, and when he's about to grab her, she
Speaker 4: disappears with the accompanying on a monopea twink, which I
Speaker 4: think is completely unintentional, naked into a face full of mud.
Speaker 4: I think this comic is actually good natured, but it's
Speaker 4: still kind of really problematic.
Speaker 1: And very boomer pretend I'm your daughter, so they're like
Speaker 1: rooting for Trump to insecta.
Speaker 4: There is a lot we will get to this. There
Speaker 4: is a lot of a Vanka Trump weird incest shit.
Speaker 4: It is deeply upsetting. Like I said, I put the
Speaker 4: content warning further up because there's gonna be some really
Speaker 4: bad psychosexual shit that I tried to really like clean
Speaker 4: up here. But yeah, this like boomer hippie cherry comic
Speaker 4: thing is really weird because it's very like nominally liberal,
Speaker 4: but it also has like really like classically racist cartoon
Speaker 4: depictions of black people. Oh great, it's it's just a
Speaker 4: lot anyway. So but I again, I was kind of
Speaker 4: surprised that tags for Trump only returned like a few
Speaker 4: a few Trump images. When I start just quote unquote
Speaker 4: Trump on roll thirty four, most of the results were
Speaker 4: for a furry Japanese webcomic that's over one hundred and
Speaker 4: twenty pages. Because I think the artist just goes by
Speaker 4: the name Trump, He's completely unrelated, and I was really
Speaker 4: just expecting more stuff. I checked Dvan Art and it
Speaker 4: was largely barren of Trump themed not safe for work images.
Speaker 4: Now just as I was about to give up and
Speaker 4: I thought maybe there's not enough for an episode, my
Speaker 4: my primal Zoomer brain activated. It's like, it's like something
Speaker 4: deep in my core knew what had to be done.
Speaker 1: Rival Zoomer.
Speaker 4: That's what I logged into the website Archive of our own,
Speaker 4: the most popular fiction website on the Internet. There are
Speaker 4: over one thousand and seven hundred works titled tagged with
Speaker 4: Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: It's like the right number.
Speaker 4: Now, not all that's porn or erotica, right, So I
Speaker 4: had to really whittle down the results based on my
Speaker 4: own judgment and my own tastes. Now, I had a
Speaker 4: very specific focus on the genre of old man yowie, which,
Speaker 4: of course you conveniently was also what the majority of
Speaker 4: the Trump centric works that were like rated M and
Speaker 4: explicit could be categorized as.
Speaker 3: Of course they were.
Speaker 4: Let's start our journey by going over the most popular
Speaker 4: Donald Trump relationship pairings and any guesses for what the
Speaker 4: first one is like Donald Trump X, like who you.
Speaker 3: Know what, I'm gonna swing for the fences here and
Speaker 3: say Condoleeza.
Speaker 4: Rice, Sorry nay wrong?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was always a Sophie coming to
Speaker 3: the steels.
Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately, I kind of think it's probably Ivanka.
Speaker 4: It is not.
Speaker 1: It's not Avakavanka and.
Speaker 4: Hillary had very few, so few that they're not even
Speaker 4: notable and not even in my list. The number one
Speaker 4: pairing for Donald Trump is Joe Biden with one hundred
Speaker 4: and ninety two works. You know, that's what we deserve
Speaker 4: as a country. The number two is Vladimir Putin with
Speaker 4: one hundred and four. Number three, okay, number three is
Speaker 4: a Shrek with thirty four works. Sorry, that's sorry. That
Speaker 4: is number four. Number four is Shrek. Number three is
Speaker 4: Barack Obama with thirty works.
Speaker 3: Well, that's less Obama than I expected of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my point.
Speaker 4: Number five is Kim Jong un with twenty four k that's.
Speaker 3: The that's the exact number of Kim Jong owd once
Speaker 3: I expect.
Speaker 4: We have twelve works that are titled Donald Trump x Reader.
Speaker 4: Seven of them are Trump and Jesus Christ, six are
Speaker 4: Donald Trump, Kanye West, five are Adolf Hitler Donald Trump,
Speaker 4: and two are Teletubbies and Donald Trump. Forty one works
Speaker 4: are titled as or tagged as bottom Donald Trump. Wow Wow,
Speaker 4: far outnumbering the numbers where he tops.
Speaker 1: I'm actually really surprised by only seven for Jesus, because
Speaker 1: I'm kind of.
Speaker 3: Curious about the Jesus Watch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Robert, I have, I have, I had great news
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 3: Oh good.
Speaker 4: Now, we don't have the time, nor do I have
Speaker 4: the willpower to go through each and every one of these,
Speaker 4: So instead, I'd like to highlight some of the plot summaries, tags,
Speaker 4: and select paragraphs that caught my eye to give you
Speaker 4: a taste of the horror that I've gazed upon. Start
Speaker 4: with one of the newest entries in the cannon, titled
Speaker 4: Donald Trump Prison Era. I'm gonna start with a time
Speaker 4: skip quote. It's been four years since Trump was rejailed.
Speaker 4: Him and his friends were locked in the safest, most
Speaker 4: desolate place in the prison. They may not have freedom,
Speaker 4: but at least they have each other. During those four years,
Speaker 4: Ben Shapiro was thrown in prison too. He was very
Speaker 4: silent at what he had done and therefore distanced himself
Speaker 4: from everybody. I don't know what he did, but he
Speaker 4: must have done something to ruin him as a person,
Speaker 4: Warren Buffett said, and everyone nodded. Is he one of
Speaker 4: Trump's friends? We have each other, at least we'll be fine.
Speaker 4: In this jail elongated muskrat said Trump was cuddling with
Speaker 4: Andrew Tate in the corner.
Speaker 3: Why this is the closest I've come for feeling bad
Speaker 3: for Andrew Tate.
Speaker 1: For the record, I still don't feel bad for Andrew Tate.
Speaker 4: Another one which is Trump x Reader. The summary is
Speaker 4: quote it began four years ago when you saw him
Speaker 4: on TV during the presidential inauguration. You were laying on
Speaker 4: your bed, listening to country music on you American bedsheet.
Speaker 4: Suddenly you saw his big, handsome orange face and you
Speaker 4: knew he had to be yours. So in this one,
Speaker 4: the reader gets to marry or get with Trump in
Speaker 4: some way, and then you kind of like plan the
Speaker 4: January sixth insurrection together. So that's a fun one. There's
Speaker 4: a really good one titled Trump Polly Relationship with the
Speaker 4: tags Joe Biden, Brock Obama, Obama, Donald Trump, Joe Biden,
Speaker 4: Donald Trump, Sonic the Hedgehog enemies.
Speaker 3: To lovers see, I feel like only Sonic the Hedgehog
Speaker 3: of that group has the communication skills necessary for a
Speaker 3: successful polyamborous relationship.
Speaker 4: There's another one that's tagged as Donald Trump Kanye West,
Speaker 4: BoJack Horseman.
Speaker 3: Of course I feel you know, BoJack, would you get
Speaker 3: him drunk enough, he'd get on with that.
Speaker 4: And there's really like there's two big genres here. There's
Speaker 4: the genre that's just like regular smut, where you feel
Speaker 4: like someone's just like a controlled f to all of
Speaker 4: the names and like just like switched it around, versus
Speaker 4: the fan fix that are entrenched in world building that
Speaker 4: integrates erotic literature with the world of Donald Trump. And
Speaker 4: those are the ones I like to focus on more
Speaker 4: because you know, it's not universe exactly. You know, it's
Speaker 4: not just someone control effing just like a regular sex scene.
Speaker 4: I wanted to actually like, I want to have lore,
Speaker 4: I want world building. I need to be connected to.
Speaker 3: What the the story titled Donald Trump's Monstrous Dick that
Speaker 3: you've put in this document.
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna skip over that one. Actually, we don't
Speaker 4: have enough time. This is just a woman talking about
Speaker 4: how she finds his orange, shiny body attractive, which there's
Speaker 4: a lot of that kind of stuff, right, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: instead go to where the wind blows by just and lonely.
Speaker 4: Three summary. Joe Biden is a seventeen year old senior
Speaker 4: who happens to the top of his class, known as
Speaker 4: the perfect straight, a capable student to friends and family.
Speaker 4: But what happens when a new student who got kicked
Speaker 4: out of his old school for fights gets partnered up
Speaker 4: with him for tutoringly? I'm actually gonna skip to chapter
Speaker 4: two titled good what the Sigma? Oh no, no, oh,
Speaker 4: my god quote. After about two hours they finished their
Speaker 4: study session, Joe went out to a cafe with his
Speaker 4: childhood friends Brock and Bury the Bee Benson. Just imagine
Speaker 4: Barry the Bee to be six feet tall. The three
Speaker 4: of them talk at a booth inside when the topic
Speaker 4: of Donald is brought up. Joe, bro Dude, I heard
Speaker 4: that Donald got kicked out of his old school for
Speaker 4: selling illegal stuff and getting into three fights per week
Speaker 4: at least. Barry said, in a hushed tone. Has he
Speaker 4: tried to hurt you at all? Do need help? Is
Speaker 4: he meeting up with a secret gang or something? Barry
Speaker 4: uttered it under his breath as his wings slightly flapped.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: So he's a literal b Wait so no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Barry the Bee Benson is the Jerry Seinfeld be movie
Speaker 1: be correct? I might wait, no, really, joking Robert.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, we got back.
Speaker 1: Why fucking b movie?
Speaker 3: Somehow what Jerry's I can't escape jerrys Seinfeld. No matter
Speaker 3: where I go, He's always there. Even in Trump pornography,
Speaker 3: Jerry follows me.
Speaker 4: Barry, You're overreacting, Brock said, as he rubbed the inner
Speaker 4: of his eyes with his pointer fingers. I'm sure Joe
Speaker 4: can handle himself. He's almost eighteen. Besides, can we talk
Speaker 4: about something else, like how Drake and Kendrick got caught
Speaker 4: making out under the bleachers. I'm pretty sure they hated
Speaker 4: each other just three weeks ago, or at least Kendrick
Speaker 4: hated Drake after he dated the freshman. There's one called
Speaker 4: Election Day, where Shrek tries to prevent you from voting
Speaker 4: and Trump shows up as like a superhero, with some
Speaker 4: like isis jokes, refugee jokes. Anyway, there's some there's some
Speaker 4: funny lines in here. To be sure it.
Speaker 3: Is Donald Trump who is your hero. His intense alpha
Speaker 3: stare disintegrates the rest of Shrek's body, leaving you covered
Speaker 3: dot dot dot. Donald pulls his pants back on.
Speaker 4: Yeah so so yeah, yeah, anyway, There's a really troubling
Speaker 4: one titled under the Crooked Lamp, which is tagged with
Speaker 4: American history fandom World War Two fandom, not the Germany fandom.
Speaker 4: The summary is quote short smut about Adolf Hitler and
Speaker 4: Donald Trump, with cameos from Barack Obama and Kanye West.
Speaker 4: So there you go, now, I the one one of
Speaker 4: the most popular Donald Trump benfix is titled a Donald
Speaker 4: Trump Story. Quote. I walked past the door to the
Speaker 4: Oval Office, No, my office, my house. Finally the White House,
Speaker 4: the only race that should be here unquote. So not
Speaker 4: off to a great start, throw this fick. Trump falls
Speaker 4: in love with a Mexican architect that he hired to
Speaker 4: build the wall. That's the whole bit, now, Robert, I
Speaker 4: know you said you were interested in Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Of course is yeah, he is kind of.
Speaker 4: The most popular Jesus Christ one I could find. Is
Speaker 4: called Jesus X Trump pussy.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 4: The summary is Trump kicks the bucket and has a
Speaker 4: very interesting surprise waiting for him. Chapter one, Trumpy Dumpty
Speaker 4: meets sky Daddy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so worried about our society.
Speaker 4: So trumpets. Trump gets assassinated and to his surprise, gets
Speaker 4: sent to heaven. He thought he was going to be
Speaker 4: going to hell with gay people on Hillary Clinton, but
Speaker 4: instead Jesus is waiting for him, and Jesus says, be
Speaker 4: prepared for the right of your life or death. You
Speaker 4: are a bad little slut on earth and it's time
Speaker 4: for you to pay for your sins, my little Trump pussy.
Speaker 4: I hope you're ready anyway.
Speaker 3: I kind of hate that they stole my catchphrase.
Speaker 4: Now by chapter seven, Donald Trump is pregnant. There's eight
Speaker 4: chapters in this.
Speaker 6: Kid.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's that's all you need to present to
Speaker 3: get someone fifty one fifty Like that's an involuntary mental
Speaker 3: health hold.
Speaker 4: Right there, speaking of pregnancy. There's a very popular or
Speaker 4: the most popular go to.
Speaker 1: An ad break speaking of pregnancy.
Speaker 3: Speaking of pregnancy.
Speaker 4: For the most popular Donald Trump x Adalf Hitler one
Speaker 4: is titled Warped Tour A great place for home of
Speaker 4: hobes to mate hot guys. It's set at this music festival.
Speaker 3: It's true about Warped Tour.
Speaker 4: It's not wrong where Adlf Hitler and Donald Truck are
Speaker 4: both there to like disrupt like a gay concert and
Speaker 4: they have like a little meat cute. Trump invites invites
Speaker 4: Hitler back to the back to his hotel room to
Speaker 4: come up with new plans for how to try to
Speaker 4: harass gay people, and it ends with Adolf Hitler being impregnated,
Speaker 4: but Trump is not a supportive parent, so Joseph Goebelers
Speaker 4: has to help deliver the child with Hitler instead of Trump.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I gotta say, at least they get
Speaker 3: the personalities right, because Joseph, Joseph is the kind of
Speaker 3: guy who who would come in at the clutch like
Speaker 3: that to help Hitler deliver his lust baby's.
Speaker 4: There's two decently popular Trump x Biden ones that are
Speaker 4: set during presidential debates, one of which they fuck backstage,
Speaker 4: and I don't think.
Speaker 3: Five thousand hits, I don't.
Speaker 4: Okay, no one gets pregnant in this one, but there
Speaker 4: are certainly others. So there's one where they have sex backstage,
Speaker 4: and then there's another one where they have sex on
Speaker 4: stage and Chris Wallace is moderating.
Speaker 3: Someone should let him know.
Speaker 4: Oh, and then in chapter two, Donald Trump gives birth
Speaker 4: because he got he got impregnated on stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, Garrison, you need to do your job
Speaker 3: as a journalist, and we need to we need to
Speaker 3: reach out to Chris Wallace and ask theoretically, would he
Speaker 3: narrate Donald Trump sex with Joe Biden if they were
Speaker 3: to do that on stage? How does he feel about that?
Speaker 4: I will go to the very last one, with sixty
Speaker 4: five thousand hits, by far the most popular Donald Trump
Speaker 4: kind of erotica smut on the whole website. It's called
Speaker 4: go Fuck Yourself Donald Trump by orphan underscore account who's
Speaker 4: actually written a few of the ones that we've talked
Speaker 4: about here.
Speaker 3: Sixty five thousand views.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Published in twenty seventeen, just before Inauguration day. Quote
Speaker 4: another person told me to go fuck myself today, Donald
Speaker 4: Trump told his strong Russian lover of Vladimir Putin. I
Speaker 4: want to, but it's impossible. There's only one of me.
Speaker 4: So the first paragraph is about how Putin forces Trump
Speaker 4: to eat three tubs of crisco a day. It's basically
Speaker 4: just body shaming for the majority of this piece.
Speaker 3: Sounds like theeerborn too.
Speaker 4: Yes, totally. And then Putin presents a clone of Donald Trump.
Speaker 4: Quote its eyes were almost as lifeless as Donald's himself.
Speaker 4: That was the true perfection of this creature. He's gorgeous,
Speaker 4: Trump said, tears sliding down his face. He felt as
Speaker 4: if he was looking into the mirror, but when he
Speaker 4: reached to touch his reflection, his hands met soft, clammy skin.
Speaker 4: Thank you, daddy. Trump eagerly began kissing his clone, pushing
Speaker 4: his tongue past slack lips until it learned to respond
Speaker 4: to him. Each hungrily tried to devour the other, their
Speaker 4: bodies writhing against each other, tears rolling down their faces
Speaker 4: in unison as they realized that neither one could ever
Speaker 4: fill the empty void that they felt inside. So that
Speaker 4: is my extremely abridged version of my AO three adventure.
Speaker 4: And unfortunately I do have one worse section, but it's
Speaker 4: a bit shorter that we will get to after the
Speaker 4: break for some of the more kind of I would say,
Speaker 4: mainstream Trump pornography that can be found on the internet.
Speaker 3: Finally, all right, we are so back.
Speaker 4: We have never been more back. So I've been to
Speaker 4: you know, the regular zoomer places, right, we have like
Speaker 4: you know, dev and art type stuff. We have AO three.
Speaker 4: And then I realized that boomers also watch poorn. So
Speaker 4: I went to the two most popular porn websites, something
Speaker 4: I've never done before, and I there's only around thirty
Speaker 4: Trump centric videos across both sites. Now there is a
Speaker 4: decent number of like repeat uploads, right, and there's some
Speaker 4: videos that are just cut into shorter clips from longer scenes.
Speaker 4: But there's only about thirty source videos that I could
Speaker 4: find across the two top porn sites.
Speaker 1: Question, is it because they're being censored or is he
Speaker 1: notes with somebody.
Speaker 4: That no, it's just it's just not the most popular thing.
Speaker 4: And now I would argue Trump is probably one of
Speaker 4: the more sexualized presidents we've we've had in recent years
Speaker 4: because of his.
Speaker 1: Which he makes because of who he is, not because
Speaker 1: of his sex appeal, because of.
Speaker 4: How he looks, but because of like his personal background
Speaker 4: and all of his you know, very obvious sex crimes. Right,
Speaker 4: Like we can go with like Bill Clinton, but like Trump,
Speaker 4: Trump is so much more sexualized than like Bush or Obama.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's it's kind of interesting. And yet very
Speaker 4: few materials on these sites now, so weird. There's a
Speaker 4: few different types here. We have. We have animated ones,
Speaker 4: which is what I first went through. Some of these
Speaker 4: are just like voiceover clips of someone playing a porn
Speaker 4: game and doing voiceover for dialogue. Now all of these
Speaker 4: are narrated in one take, and it's very clear the
Speaker 4: voice of a person is not reviewed the material at
Speaker 4: all prior to the recording, because they will often and
Speaker 4: sentences at the wrong spot, breaking the flow of the dialogue.
Speaker 4: So that is one genre. There is a really upset
Speaker 4: anyone titled storby Daniels ex Trump cart two to Hen
Speaker 4: Tie causeplay Milk with eleven thousand views, which has the
Speaker 4: worst most creepy looking PlayStation two.
Speaker 3: Level. What is happening? Holy oh? He looks like a corpse.
Speaker 1: But also is little like Clinton, Like.
Speaker 4: These these three D models are fucking in what looks
Speaker 4: like a college dorm room. Trump is wearing his suit
Speaker 4: jacket and red tie with leather shoes but nothing else.
Speaker 4: And something I can't show you but I found really
Speaker 4: upsetting is that his legs are about as twice as
Speaker 4: big as his body, but with tiny feet, like his
Speaker 4: legs are so much wider than the rest of him.
Speaker 4: They're huge. It's really concerning, and I don't think it's
Speaker 4: on purpose. It's just like a really bad three D model,
Speaker 4: so weird. In one of the in one of the
Speaker 4: video game type ones, when Trump is orgasming, he says
Speaker 4: ah bing bing bong Bong bing bing bing. I just
Speaker 4: thought I.
Speaker 3: Should bog bog indeed, and.
Speaker 4: Now so onto live action the first I The first
Speaker 4: live action one is a bit of an outlier. It
Speaker 4: is titled Donald Trump Parody clip Smoking and Drinking in
Speaker 4: the Oval Office Lol, with about two thousand and six
Speaker 4: hundred views. It's a woman cause playing a gender bent
Speaker 4: Trump and just like casually monologuing at the camera for
Speaker 4: like eighteen minutes. At one point she takes off her
Speaker 4: suit jacket and unbuttons her shirt, but not in like
Speaker 4: a strip teas way. At eleven minutes in she quote
Speaker 4: unquote rubs one out her words while continuing the half
Speaker 4: in character, ranting it it's kind of a weird outlier,
Speaker 4: but I thought to mention it. Now onto the two
Speaker 4: major genres of Trump porn, the first one being the
Speaker 4: debate orgy Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Fucking Bernie Sanders
Speaker 4: and Megan Kelly parody. This one has a combined total
Speaker 4: of over of almost eight million.
Speaker 1: Views wave Bernie alone.
Speaker 4: This is christ This is the most popular Donald Trump
Speaker 4: pornographic work on the internet.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the Bernie they got is kind of hot.
Speaker 4: I think we're going this would oddly enough, focuses on
Speaker 4: Bernie more than Trump. I think because the Bernie.
Speaker 1: Accident, because he's more fuckable.
Speaker 4: Because the Bernie actor did a really good job.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: And also this was this was like a live stream
Speaker 4: that's been edited together into a video, so the audience,
Speaker 4: like on the chat, was responding to Bernie Moore, so
Speaker 4: he got way more of the attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just uses charisma.
Speaker 1: The sound qualities cariboozes right now, Robert Jesus, the.
Speaker 4: Sound quality is terrible. Everyone's slowly reading off scripts and
Speaker 4: not even trying to hide it at all. Trump says
Speaker 4: he's going to build a wall around Mexico and install
Speaker 4: one big glory hole, which isn't how a glory hole works.
Speaker 3: No, I mean it could be.
Speaker 4: Hillary has asked if she thinks she might fall to
Speaker 4: the same infidelities as her husband, and Hillary explains that
Speaker 4: the Clinton family has a rule that whatever happens in
Speaker 4: the Oval office doesn't count. Unquote.
Speaker 3: That actually might be a Clinton family rule.
Speaker 4: All of the actors except for Bernie, look really uncomfortable
Speaker 4: entire time. At one point they switched to like an
Speaker 4: unscripted Q and a section using like the live stream,
Speaker 4: and it all reads like high school improv but obviously
Speaker 4: like not with high schoolers, not for high schoolers, but
Speaker 4: just like it is so awkward. About halfway through the
Speaker 4: twenty minute video, Megan Kelly asks Trump if you would
Speaker 4: like to improve his personal rating among married women as
Speaker 4: they start having sex, and then Hillary says quote, I'd
Speaker 4: rather fuck the party than the enemy and calls on Bernie.
Speaker 4: There is a lot of feel the burn jokes in here.
Speaker 3: So many. There's a couple, there's a couple of good there.
Speaker 3: We should we should figure out that Birdie actor though,
Speaker 3: get him on the pod honestly interview this staff.
Speaker 4: The second most popular one is titled Erection to twenty
Speaker 4: sixteen Donald drumf Fux Hillary Clinton during Debate. It has
Speaker 4: over five million views. Once again we start with a
Speaker 4: build a wall bit, but this time Hillary who makes
Speaker 4: a move on Trump. The third most popular one is
Speaker 4: called cream Pie Debate. This is the closest one in
Speaker 4: the entire collection. It has three and a half million views.
Speaker 4: Much more accurate ages, but the impressions are really bizarre,
Speaker 4: Like they all have like weird accents. I can't quite
Speaker 4: tell where they're from, but they all sound there.
Speaker 3: Almost certainly somewhere in eastern Europe.
Speaker 4: No, they're American. Now. Trump waves around a gun on
Speaker 4: the debate stage, talking about how Hillary wants to take
Speaker 4: away the Second Amendment. He points the gun at her,
Speaker 4: threatens to blow the wench away because she's trying to
Speaker 4: rig the election. The winch, the wench, that's a quote wench,
Speaker 4: and calls her crooked Hillary with quote unquote crooked genitals.
Speaker 3: You know, he actual Trump might say that at some point.
Speaker 4: But you can kind of see how the video will
Speaker 4: develop from here right now. I was not prepared for
Speaker 4: how racist it would get. Trump gets like this, this
Speaker 4: like dark dildo, and it starts screaming and growling in
Speaker 4: like a really upsetting fashion. There's a whole bunch of
Speaker 4: really racist comments. Hillary implies that she took part in
Speaker 4: all of the sexual growling. It's the best it's the
Speaker 4: best word I could find to describe the.
Speaker 3: I think, I think I get what Garrison is.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I noted, don't expand h Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hillary talks about how she took part in all of
Speaker 4: Bill Clinton's sexual escapades and then uses a strap on
Speaker 4: Donald Trump, But it's simulated. They don't actually do it.
Speaker 4: In the clip, so minus points for that the actor
Speaker 4: for Trump makes some really interesting faces, and at the
Speaker 4: end of the video, Hillary shoots out Trump's votes from
Speaker 4: her ballot box, which covers Trump's face in the rejected votes,
Speaker 4: which he wipes off with an American flag, something that
Speaker 4: multiple commenters took great offense to, not the rest of
Speaker 4: the video, but the fact that he wipes it off
Speaker 4: with an American flag seems to really upset some people. Now.
Speaker 4: The guy that made this created four other Trump themed
Speaker 4: porn videos. A Deep Throat Diplomacy where Trump dribes the
Speaker 4: president of Mexico to pay for the wall by offering
Speaker 4: a quote beautiful white woman who happens to be Trump's daughter, Avanka.
Speaker 4: He makes another Avanka one called Bobblehead butt Plug, which
Speaker 4: I think is pretty self explanatory. The third one is
Speaker 4: Trump and Obama's Daughter, which I skipped through mostly because
Speaker 4: it was really gross. And the last one's called Cuckold
Speaker 4: Trump with again three and a half million views. And
Speaker 4: this one has President and Obama and the Secret Service
Speaker 4: breaking into Trump Tower where Trump and Malaney are sleeping
Speaker 4: in bed, and then a cuck scene unfolds. Once again
Speaker 4: very racist. We are nearing.
Speaker 3: We're nearing the end.
Speaker 4: I can see the tunnel at the end. We're now
Speaker 4: going to get to the last debate, one called Donald
Speaker 4: tramp in the White House. This is going to be huge.
Speaker 4: With only a quarter of a million views, pretty low,
Speaker 4: but seventy percent up voted, So there you go. Now,
Speaker 4: in this one, Trump is doing a solo debate by himself,
Speaker 4: predicting how he would handle the Republican primary in twenty.
Speaker 3: Twenty four ahead of its time.
Speaker 4: But in the context of the video, it's basically just
Speaker 4: a journalist that's interviewing him. So after some like you know,
Speaker 4: very very typical haha, Trump is racist type jokes, the
Speaker 4: skit turns oddly poignant, where Trump kind of starts whispering
Speaker 4: and says, quote, I'm using my ranting billionaire charm to
Speaker 4: win you over. First, I'm going to tell you that
Speaker 4: America is really lost and I'm the one to find it.
Speaker 4: And then you will be drawn to all of my ideas,
Speaker 4: like a very special episode of Shark Tank. And then
Speaker 4: I will tell you how all the other candidates are stupid,
Speaker 4: idiotic morons, and you'll be left wondering is he trying
Speaker 4: to get his subrenette band or is everything he's saying
Speaker 4: really what he means? Now, let's have sex as I
Speaker 4: whisper racist comments into your ear unquote. This Trump actor.
Speaker 4: The hair is too orange. The hair is too orange.
Speaker 1: Everything's too orange.
Speaker 4: He's really orange. They're really into making him orange. But
Speaker 4: the hair is just way too red. So that is
Speaker 4: the that's the that's the like the main category which
Speaker 4: is like these like debates once, but there's a second
Speaker 4: category which is almost equal in numbers. And this is
Speaker 4: this is the last genre of work we'll be talking about,
Speaker 4: and it's the one I find the most telling. It's
Speaker 4: they're all a very distinct type of like amateur video
Speaker 4: of a man in a low quality Trump mask getting
Speaker 4: beaten up, dommed, pegged, interrogated, or otherwise humiliated by women.
Speaker 4: Now these these have anywhere from like four hundred views
Speaker 4: to twenty five thousand views, so they're watched less, but
Speaker 4: the people that are making them seem really passionate. We
Speaker 4: have titles like Trump gets Donkey Punched by two sexy women,
Speaker 4: one hundred percent Real sixty FBS ten EVP or.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent reel.
Speaker 4: Or make America Beg Again, Kick My Ass President Trump,
Speaker 4: and I think most evidently two beautiful fem dooms humiliate,
Speaker 4: feminize and peg sissy in Donald Trump mask. So, okay,
Speaker 4: do you want to see the collection of masks before
Speaker 4: or after I talk about this genre. I'm gonna save
Speaker 4: it for after, and it never I'm gonna save it
Speaker 4: for after. So I've gone through like these these three
Speaker 4: different kind of medium sory in this in this episode, right,
Speaker 4: we have we have like the drawn art, we have
Speaker 4: AO three fan fic, and we have this like you know,
Speaker 4: more classic pornography live action stuff. And each each of
Speaker 4: these has different aspects that I believe are are clearly
Speaker 4: tied to the medium, right, like like furry stuff for
Speaker 4: drawn art, the largely homosexual pairings of AO three, and
Speaker 4: the normy heteromsogyny of classic pornography. But I'm more interested
Speaker 4: in when some of these kind of medium specific aspects
Speaker 4: intersect and how that might tell us something about what's
Speaker 4: really going on here. So, based on all the evidence
Speaker 4: I've reviewed the past five days, I'm gonna split the
Speaker 4: Donald Trump pornographic catalog into two main kind of thematic sections,
Speaker 4: the two genders, if you will. First, we have Trump
Speaker 4: the strong man, Right, this is either propagated by like
Speaker 4: people on the right to genuinely admire Trump as like
Speaker 4: a dominant dictator and thus like displaying sexual submission to
Speaker 4: him is like a righteous duty, or like a sign
Speaker 4: of respect or a quest for validation. Alternatively, this strong
Speaker 4: men framing can also be used, and I would argue
Speaker 4: more perversely by liberals in some form of like a
Speaker 4: post irony desire for subjugation stemming from a like a
Speaker 4: neoliberal disenfranchisement or like neoliberal nihilism. Having a like a
Speaker 4: Freudian father figure you deeply despise strengthens the taboo aspect
Speaker 4: of repressed desire for the inherent domination of authoritarianism. I
Speaker 4: think the master slave kink is very common in the
Speaker 4: Trump AO three fix, presumably you know, mostly written by
Speaker 4: people on the left, and this type of thing I
Speaker 4: think can be vulgarly tied to like the lord bondsman
Speaker 4: dialectic at play in this sort of politic, which is
Speaker 4: like defined by and desiring what you cannot be, So
Speaker 4: we have that plus all like the fucked up yet
Speaker 4: very common incest framing strengthens these kind of psychoanalytic links.
Speaker 4: But enough of that battle to contrast Trump the strong Man.
Speaker 4: The other major category is Trump the Defiled, which is
Speaker 4: exceedingly popular on Rule thirty four AO three, and this
Speaker 4: kind of later category of femdom porn videos. This is
Speaker 4: like a revenge fantasy. It's uncaring in its embrace of
Speaker 4: problematic tropes so long as Trump is symbolically stripped of
Speaker 4: what signals his status of power. This often includes a
Speaker 4: misogynistic embrace of social norms that reflect authoritarian patriarchy. Trump
Speaker 4: is feminized mostly through actions to signal that he is
Speaker 4: lesser right. He's a masculated, penetrated, dominated, assaulted, and very
Speaker 4: often impregnated. Even death is no escape for in the afterlife,
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ continues the holy work of Trump's psychosexual humiliation.
Speaker 4: The hope is that the Catharsists will be found in
Speaker 4: putting the image of Trump through the types of things
Speaker 4: that the actual Trump has done to others, perhaps with
Speaker 4: some kind of perverse pleasure in this role reversal of
Speaker 4: now being the one to subject Trump to such experiences,
Speaker 4: even through fiction. Now, I'm not necessarily saying all this
Speaker 4: stuff is bad, but there are plenty of materials that
Speaker 4: I've reviewed it that I do object to but this
Speaker 4: mostly does fall under the guise of play and kink,
Speaker 4: which can be valid and often useful ways of sorting
Speaker 4: through psychosexual or psychological affairs. And obviously throughout a lot,
Speaker 4: if not most, of these works, there is a large
Speaker 4: comedic element, but I think such comedy is still underpinned
Speaker 4: by some of these maybe deeper motivations. And to detox
Speaker 4: from that rant, here's a collection of really uncomfortable Trump
Speaker 4: mask pictures which, oh my, I have so many, I
Speaker 4: have so many of these. I have a whole collage,
Speaker 4: a whole collage of this.
Speaker 3: It's really I've got hr on the other line here,
Speaker 3: so we're gonna actually swing over to a separate zoom
Speaker 3: call to talk through some of this.
Speaker 4: These looks so bad.
Speaker 1: It's the iHeart Daddy shirt with the horrible Trump mask.
Speaker 4: It's so bad. No, it's like it's weirdly trans misogynistic
Speaker 4: for all of all of these ones in the mask.
Speaker 4: It's just there's a deep he's a deep uncanny.
Speaker 3: He looks like he looks melting David Bowie, he does
Speaker 3: bottom once. He looks like the thin white duke. If
Speaker 3: the thin white duke, like, oh God, got coke bloated
Speaker 3: or something terrifying stuff.
Speaker 4: I will. I will post some of these mask images
Speaker 4: onto Twitter so you can check that on at Hungry
Speaker 4: bow Tie.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 4: I will reply once this episode drops with with these
Speaker 4: awful with you with these awful collages I've created. Anyway, Robert,
Speaker 4: what do you think about all this Trump porn?
Speaker 3: Again? I think we're all going to get fired for
Speaker 3: doing this episode. I think this has crossed every professional
Speaker 3: line that exists. But good work.
Speaker 1: Other than that, I was gonna say, I think yours
Speaker 1: deserves a really big race.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: I was really proud I was able to sneak in
Speaker 4: a little bit of Hagel there at the end. I was,
Speaker 4: I was, I was really proud.
Speaker 3: Of that one.
Speaker 1: I can say one thing for sure, we can do.
Speaker 3: A follow up. That's all of the Hegel porn. Really
Speaker 3: curious how much of that you can fight.
Speaker 1: What's exciting, what's exciting about this entire thing is Trump
Speaker 1: would fucking hate it, just like he hates all of
Speaker 1: his followers in his.
Speaker 4: Core many such cases. Well, thank you for joining us
Speaker 4: on this deeply disturbing journey.
Speaker 3: I love to see it.
Speaker 4: Don't do this, thankfully, you only have.
Speaker 1: To listen to it.
Speaker 4: You'll you'll only have to listen to me explain it now,
Speaker 4: So now you don't have to fulfill this curiosity that
Speaker 4: I know has been bubbling in a lot of you.
Speaker 5: So there you.
Speaker 3: Aah and check back in next week. We'll be covering
Speaker 3: all of the best Hegelian pornography that the Internet could provide.
Speaker 1: Take a long weekend.
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