WEBVTT - Trump Rule 34 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:04.680 Al Zone Media. 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:08.080 This is it could happen here a daily podcast and 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:13.560 this might be our annual oh my God episode, and 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:16.880 we have Robert and Garet and I am also here 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:18.080 Sophie high Garrett. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.120 We've been chasing the high of the come episode for 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:24.160 more than a year, so let's let's try this. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.640 Yeah, so you know, last week we all got some 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.400 really exciting news. The Rule of Law has found Donald 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:34.479 Trump guilty on thirty four counts, so that's exciting. You can, 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.120 of course google Trump rule thirty four to learn more, 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:39.200 which was, you know, a joke. I saw a lot 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:43.920 online and then I wanted to actually see what would 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.600 happen if I did that, and then that turned into like. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:51.919 That's evidence of mental illness, Well nobody. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.959 Does that, and then it turned into like five days of. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:56.600 Work, that's further evidence. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:01.360 So that is what we're doing today. Hey, this is 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:04.200 Gere from the Future, just cutting in to clarify one 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:08.119 little aspect. When doing the legal review for this episode, 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.520 we noticed that we never actually defined what rule thirty 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:14.120 four is. Now, I assumed, if you're listening to this podcast, 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:15.959 you know what rule thirty four is, but just in 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:19.039 case you do, not Rule thirty four is part of 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.920 the memified Rules of the Internet. It originally comes from 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.680 a two husand and three webcomic, but rule thirty four 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:28.959 states that if it exists, there is porn of it, 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:33.120 meaning that you can find porn of anything on the Internet, 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:37.160 whether that be cooking, bowling, or in this case Donald J. Trump. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:41.000 And you know, as someone who is just reviewed basically 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.759 all of the Donald J. Trump pornography that I could 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.319 find on the Internet these past five days. I did 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.960 try to keep this episode roughly PG thirteen. We kind 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.760 of cross that boundary a little bit, so I do 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:53.840 think it's you know, probably wise to give some sort 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:58.360 of general sexualized content warning here, But again I try 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.400 to keep things as tame as I can, you know, 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:05.800 all things considered. Anyway, back to the episode. I started 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:08.600 my journey by doing the most obvious thing I could 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.080 think of, which is opening a virtual PC and using 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:14.919 Google through the tour browser to search Trump Rule thirty four. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.679 No, this is already sounding like a great, great life 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.520 choice when you have to make all of those steps 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:24.000 to search something, well, because I don't. 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.239 What all of my like entire computer and search results 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.120 just to get completely fucked over for the next like 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:31.840 week or two, which they might just already because this 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:34.480 is all in a Google doc now, so it's already. 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:35.360 Being mine, you know. 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:39.200 Yeah, so I'm already fucked, very similar to the way 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:40.799 that we'll be discussing today. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:41.440 So wow. 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:46.000 The first result when you google Trump rule thirty four 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.000 is the website to rule thirty four dot xxx. So 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.760 here we go, just straight to the source. I clicked 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:53.880 on the link, and as the page loaded, I was 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:57.240 shocked by what I saw, or more accurately, what I 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:01.480 didn't see. There was far less Trump porn than what 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.880 I was expecting. That not even like a single full 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.160 page of results. 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:09.080 See this is what Joe Biden's taken from us. 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.440 Only thirty one pieces of artwork came up in the 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:15.680 search results, seven of which didn't even feature Donald Trump 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:16.519 and only used. 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:18.560 To name the number of felonies he has. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:23.519 That's right, But many of them just didn't even have 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.000 Trump and only used his name as like a joke 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:30.120 tag for typically some sort of like furry pornography, which 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.000 is can it be a very common trend for the 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:36.640 rest of this episode, right? So what would you expect 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.560 the first results to contain on the website rule thirty 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.080 four do xxx. 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:48.560 God I Garrison, I don't even know. I'm imagining a 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.240 lot of like, you know how, there's those like political 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.960 cartoons like yeah, I forget. I think the guy's name 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.200 Ben Garrison. I think it is who like always draws 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.720 Trump as like shredded. I guess that's kind of what 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:00.480 I expect. 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.880 There are certainly some of those, But the very first 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:10.160 piece features a glossy rendering of Vladimir Putin's head with 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.240 a quote. This isn't me just quoting myself. I don't 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.320 know why said a quote, but it's what I described 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:18.440 as a penal like object looming in front. And I 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:20.159 believe this is alluded to be Donald Trump. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:23.280 I feel like the listener needs to know that Garrison, 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:28.440 for reasons that surpass all understanding, is wearing a fitted 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.760 shirt and tie as they explain this to us. This 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.839 is serious the ambiance you are not getting as a listener. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:36.479 This is a serious topic for me. 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:38.320 I can see that. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:42.360 See, I was thinking, like Trump fucking a flag. 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.000 But we'll get some flag action later, don't worry. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:49.240 I'm so glad fla action. Yeah, So there we go. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:51.920 The next image is actually going to be a little 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:56.720 bit more useful in kind of forecasting some trends that 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.320 we're going to be going over. The next image is 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:02.279 Donald Trump in the makeup and lingerie engaged in some 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.120 sort of what I would describe as an interracial cuckhold 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:09.080 scenario in the White House. Not not the best. This 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:12.240 is where we're gonna start start start seeing some worrying trends. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.240 And part of the difficulty in this episode was like, 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.800 I can't just show everyone all this pornography. That would 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:20.880 be like an HR violation, and I'm not gonna have 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:25.000 the editor, you know, cut together weird porn audio like. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.960 So it's it's all. I often describe this with word. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:31.760 But I did find one the tie sense the tie. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.440 But I did find one work around is I collected 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:38.120 all of the pictures of just Trump's face, divorced from 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:40.640 any other context of the image. I will actually share 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:43.279 the picture of his face across some of these some 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:46.240 of these artworks. Okay, so here is here is image 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:46.880 number one? 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.799 Oh honey, not great? 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:51.360 Is that? 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:51.840 Not like that? 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.839 So this is not I need to qualify here. This 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:57.640 is not like a political cartoon. This is trying to 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:58.039 get off. 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:01.000 Okay, correct, Almost none of these are going to be 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:04.560 political cartoons. Great, the very last one is, but all 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.560 of these are just just regular artwork. 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.240 I feel like I have to comment on this with 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.200 a reference that Garrison might be several decades past your time, 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:16.039 but he looks like Missus doubtfire. He looks like Robin 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.240 Williams and drag a little bit. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.320 I would say Williams pulls it off a little bit better. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.560 Absolutely. I mean Robin Williams could pull off anything. 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:24.440 I don't. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.719 I just don't think that lipstick works for Trump's complexion. 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.720 No, and I think it's probably fair. His eyeshadows a 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:31.640 little heavy. 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:33.880 There's definitely some some troubling. 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.719 Hairs looking good. Hair's looking great. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:40.720 Side note is the image framed behind him also Trump. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:44.040 Yes, that's him. That's Trump as some sort of Mussolini 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:47.240 type figure. He's got like the Roman laurel wreath in 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.360 his hair he does, which I believe that Trump has 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.840 a photo like that in his house. That that actually 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.120 all right, that could be real. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.640 Next one we have to get we. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.280 Have to get through a few of these. So there 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:03.320 is there is multiple tentacle pieces, which I'm sure we 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:06.679 could all all guess, right, that's that seems pretty obvious. 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.600 There is a drawing of Putin and Trump engaged in 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:15.600 what I would describe as old man yowi, which is, uh. 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:15.520 I'm gonna need to see that. 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:19.240 Two parts, and one of one of these images is 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:20.920 actually animated into a gift. 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:23.800 So that's exciting competent though, you know, I actually kind 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.960 of like those as caricatures of both men. You really get, 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:29.520 you get, you get a lot of personality, and I 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.679 do feel like that's how Vladimir Putin looks when he's coming. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:34.280 It's it's not bad. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:42.160 Uh oh, I don't think about that, Jesus Christ. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:46.000 Two fun comments underneath this one is this is actually 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.800 so hot hashtag mega and this is why he isn't 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:49.880 our president anymore? 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:54.920 Perhaps, Oh okay. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.200 We also we also have Trump in a in like 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:00.640 a dungeon orgy comprised of horror movie characters and female 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:04.720 pop stars. Great an image posted the day after the 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:08.720 election in twenty sixteen, there's Trump in his suit having 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:12.080 sex with an anime girl wearing a Confederate battle flag 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:15.000 bikini and cowboy hat. This is backdropped by a big 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:17.520 American flag and the Confederate girl has a make America 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.760 great again. Butt tattoos so getting some kind of conflicting 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:23.000 messages there, But this trump face is really not great. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:27.200 I really don't like it. See yeah, his eyes early 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.200 squished together. In a lot of these he's giving a 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:33.320 thumbs up. I would say about half the images he's. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.760 Getting you know where that you know where, that thumb's 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.640 about to be right Like, that's part of what makes 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:39.720 this unsettling. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:43.000 I really appreciate in this one that for his fingerprint, 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:45.120 it's just like a spiral swirl. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:46.760 Yeah that's this. 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.520 Yeah, not the best one. Read us some comments. 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.640 The comments for this one are quite good. Quote. I 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:55.280 want to see more thick or flat blonde wife who's 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.119 wearing a cowboy hat. I want to help make America 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.880 to be great. This turned me on big Lee and Frankly. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:05.520 Garrison, you've you've buried the lead, which is that I 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.040 want to help America to be great. Was posted by 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:13.200 hex Maniac under skill or poke or yeah, I'm guessing 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:18.000 this is some sort of Pokemon obsessed slut witch. 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:22.040 That's that's kind of many such cases. Taking this many 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:25.679 such cases, quite frankly made my peepy huge. And if 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:28.880 people say this is not pretty, they are wrong. They 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:33.160 are working for the socialist globalist democrats and Chinese government, and. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.200 It's impossible to know if that's a joke. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:40.000 We have a really interesting one by an artist named L. G. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:43.440 Ling As how I'm gonna say sorry. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.960 There's also the last post on that is why is 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:47.320 the Condas color? 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:52.640 Yes, the last comment for the Confederate for the Confederate girl, 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.880 what is why is the coctas color? Which is quite funny, 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.120 but we have the next one is actually a three 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:04.360 panel spread. First is a Democrat donkey for Sona. The 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:08.360 second part is a floating Donald Trump elephant head with 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.559 like a propeller extending out of the top and a 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.160 robot hand coming out of the trunk reaching for the 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:18.679 donkey's ass. Lastly, the Trump elephant now has an extendable 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:23.480 boxing glove trunk and is flying victoriously over the donkey 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:24.960 Democrat with a black eye. 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.080 See they I like this more before we got into 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:29.880 like domestic abuse territory. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.480 No, this is We're gonna get into a lot of 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.680 problematic aspects. I will just say now if you don't 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:39.880 want to listen to some kind of deeply troubling psychosexual 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:41.800 themes develop over the course, especially once we get to 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:42.600 the AO three section. 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:47.040 Okay, you know, okay, sorry, we need to talk about 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.959 this post by user trash Fucker. 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:54.520 Yeah, I wrote, wow, okay. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:58.439 So this the comment, the comment for the donkey for 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:02.360 sona one says, quote, I love you and your art, though, 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:06.440 this really represents how that Orange treated women and how 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:12.640 he assaulted them by grabbing their genitut test. Beautiful art, 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:14.319 beautiful styles. Thank you. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:18.320 If you can't spell genitals, you're not allowed to grab them. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.600 That is the law of the world. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:24.520 Now reading that post, I want more than anything to 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.960 have Trump comment on some of these. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:27.520 Oh. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.640 Absolutely, get him up on the podium talking about this 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:34.000 beautiful art, beautiful styles. They're saying, it's the most beautiful 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.720 donkey pornography anybody's ever made on the dark web. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:42.040 A really bad one is a cartoon of Milo Ianapolis 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:47.240 having sex with a hashtag never Trump, Orthodox Jew who 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:50.160 might be Ben Shapiro, I can't tell. Please, please scroll 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:54.120 please until he supports building the wall as then so 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.040 as this is happening, on the background, a yasified Trump 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.319 is sitting on the wall giving a thumbs up. This 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:03.360 is by a Nazi cartoonist named Emily usis here? 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:03.839 Is here? 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:05.840 Is yasified? Trust comes up? 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:10.000 He sure is man? The cheeks are apple. 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:11.520 To describe it? 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:13.840 Where is Milos, Sophie. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:15.600 I don't think I can show you that image because 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.800 it'll be an HR. I can't show you that part 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.559 because it's too there's too much stuff going on. 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.040 Okay, send it to me on signal ater. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:28.320 I know, Sophie, Sophie, that's an HR violation. You're not 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:29.440 allowed to ask her. 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:31.679 I don't think. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.240 I barely look, I don't. I don't have a great 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:37.040 recall of the of the HR course we have to 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.480 take every year about sexual harassment. But I am as 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.439 sure that you are both in violation of companies always. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.560 That's Robert, that is, because you're like two years behind 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:48.480 on all of your all of your didn't work trainings. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:52.040 I get a notification in my email twice a day 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:56.760 that Robert hasn't done some like legally required training. 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.640 So maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure you 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.280 are both violation of our company. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:06.800 Probably probably, But these Trump drawings just get keep getting 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:08.200 more bizarre. 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.839 There's a really good one of an octopus Donald Trump 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.400 getting intimate with a furry fox and cat. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:15.240 Well, I do want to see that, with the. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:20.000 Comment posted under From what I've known, Trump doesn't support 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.760 these kind of things. 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:25.760 That's probably true. I don't think he'd be thrilled about that. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.760 So there's a few other furry ones, notably one with 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.680 Trump grabbing the buttocks of a wildcat with some with 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:36.400 very small hands, and one of a sexy Trump plowing 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:39.080 down Fluttershy in front of an American flag. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:44.600 Oh god, sorry, yeah, it's bad. 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.840 Quote. I guess I'm not the only mega bronie out there. 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.160 I want to end my life. 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:52.920 Sorry. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.319 Also quote I want my life to end right. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:14:02.040 Fucking me too, honey, me too. That's that's like a 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.400 lot of trump back. I did not need to see 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:05.440 that much of him, Sophie. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:10.600 There's so much more trump back anyway. So results for 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.640 Donald J. Trump specifically produced a handful of new images, 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:17.000 one really bad one of Trump groping a family guy character. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.160 But which family guy cares character? 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.640 Garrison, I've never seen family guy. It's some woman. 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:27.920 There's also okay, sorry, is that his face as a 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:28.600 ball sack? 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.480 No, that's just his face, So beah. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.320 That feels like that does feel like some kind of 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:41.160 like standard lib political cartoon Trump drawing covered. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.960 It's trying to be in the family guy style. There's 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.040 also a cartoon of a of a of a naked, 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:52.240 very very buff well endowed Donald Trump flexing while holding 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:55.480 a cigar, sitting in his arm chair, which has the 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:59.560 really good comment his thumb is on the wrong side, which. 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:03.040 It is, that's true. I just wile everyone to know about. 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.160 Garrison has pg'ed these for us. They're like PG. Thirteen, 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.040 so we're not seeing anything. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.560 This is this, this is all, this is all above board. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.480 One of the worst ones, in my opinion, is a 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:16.400 very very steamy rendering of a blushing Trump looking behind 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.760 toward the viewer with his butt pushed into the foreground. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.880 MEGA is written across the cheeks. In the upper left 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:27.120 corner is a close up of a smooth scrotum stretched 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:27.600 out hole. 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:31.240 See Garrison. When it comes to HR violations, I feel 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.400 like you can't say stretched out whole. I think that's 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:36.640 forbidden on a company call. I don't think you're allowed 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:37.200 to say string. 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:40.160 Tried to really turn the script into like the most 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.840 like academic wording I can. There are text doubles of 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:47.160 Trump conversing with the viewer. Trump says you will vote 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.720 for me after this right, with the viewer responding yeah sure. 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.160 In the board they can't even get somewhat excited about 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:55.720 this election. 0:15:57.200 --> 0:16:01.120 Extra text with an arrow pointing to Trump reads ineligible 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:04.320 to run again. This piece has by far the highest 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:07.360 number of horny comments underneath the image. Now I think 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:10.400 the actual worst when I discovered is a happy International 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:12.960 Men's Day cartoon of Trump wearing an American flag thong 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.640 standing on top of a box of noble Peace prizes with. 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:19.440 Thank you for censoring that Jesus. 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:22.000 With the Stephen with the Stephen Universe character Pearl in 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:25.040 a bikini holding onto Trump, rubbing her leg against his thigh. 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:27.240 Now see, and I don't feel like Pearl would do this. 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:30.640 No, no, So Pearl has a text bubble saying forget women, 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.560 I only make love to real men. Now now, I 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:36.480 wanted to learn more about why this image exists. The 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:40.000 artist behind this creation is named Luke Weber, and he 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:42.520 actually used to work on this show Stephen Universe as 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:43.640 a storybook artist. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:46.120 Oh god, so this is cannon. 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:50.200 No, Luke had a really unhealthy Luke had a really 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:54.760 unhealthy obsession with the lesbian character Pearl and would often 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.440 waste time at work by drawing really horny art of 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:02.080 himself and Pearl in a relationship. His art of him 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:05.160 and Pearl would include other co workers like Ian Jones, Corty, 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:09.080 and show creator Rebecca Sugar. He allegedly gave Rebecca Sugar 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:12.399 a drawing of having sex with Pearl, which allegedly got 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.919 him fired from the show among many other reasons, and 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:18.160 he's been blacklisted from large parts of the animation industry 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:19.880 for sexual harassment and violence. 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:23.439 Oh well, that was much worse than I thought it 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:23.959 was going to do. 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:29.320 I was like, this is bat Novis is really fucked up. Eh, So. 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:32.920 There's some bad stuff. Now I save the best for last. 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:35.119 There's a small collection of pieces riffing on that picture 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:37.399 of Trump playing tennis where he looks all quote unquote 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:41.040 caked up. One uh with Trump in his tennis outfit 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:44.719 is bending over pants down crackout with a variation of 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:48.440 featuring two large what I'm gonna call dark skinned penises. 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:51.960 I think trump interracial bottoming is a is a trend 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:55.680 that we'll see reoccurring here of course. Now, however, I 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:58.160 believe the superior tennis piece is from an artist named 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:01.600 Shad Bass, who might you a Nazi or just pretends 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:04.359 to be one online. Cutting in here to do a 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:08.080 quick correction. So originally in this episode identified at Shad 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.560 Base as a transwoman, which is not the case. The 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:12.600 reason why I thought this is because the most recent 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:15.080 picture appearing to be Shad based on his Twitter account 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.680 from like a year ago, is him as a trans 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:20.879 woman talking about getting on estrogen. Now, this was actually 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:22.879 part of an ongoing joke that I just didn't have 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:25.919 the context for, as he's like a really scummy and 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:28.680 deeply problematic artist who I did not feel like doing 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:31.359 a whole deep dive on so Apologies for that and 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:34.320 back to the episode. But she has drawn Trump in 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:36.439 the same post as the famous photo, but as an 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:40.639 anime girl wearing a transparent tennis skirt with the with 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:44.040 the comments underneath saying I'd vote for her and I 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:45.480 don't have enough weed for this shit. 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:46.879 Nobody does. 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:49.600 That's what I was about to say about this recording. 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:53.320 Yeah, but you know what we do have, Sophie, an 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:54.919 ad break, an ad break. 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:58.439 Yeah, you can all consume substances to get through the 0:18:58.440 --> 0:18:58.879 rest of this. 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:13.560 Okay, we are back now. The most interesting thing I 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:15.520 found on a real thirty four is a political comic 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:18.280 by a guy named Larry Welt who makes this thing 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:20.919 called Cherry Comics. He's like an old hippie cartoonist. This 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:23.639 is a long running series, but these collection of panels 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:26.400 are about a group of women using quote unquote weaponized 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:29.879 sex to bring to bring down Donald Trump. One page 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.040 depicts the main character, Cherry, breaking into the White House 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:35.080 like a quote unquote sex ninja to quote fuck um 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:38.320 to death unquote. One plot line has Cherry using her 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:40.959 love powers to make all of the riot police at 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:43.040 a twenty twenty protest take off their riot gear and 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:45.160 start having gay sex with each other through the power 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:48.680 of love. Now, in the main panel, Cherry seduces a 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:52.800 very unflattering Trump from the bushes of a golf course. 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:58.800 Quote grab some uh this P word, Pretend I'm your 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:02.480 daughter unquote. She gets trumped chase her naked through a 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:04.480 golf course, and when he's about to grab her, she 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:07.680 disappears with the accompanying on a monopea twink, which I 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:12.399 think is completely unintentional, naked into a face full of mud. 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:15.000 I think this comic is actually good natured, but it's 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:16.960 still kind of really problematic. 0:20:16.359 --> 0:20:19.399 And very boomer pretend I'm your daughter, so they're like 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:21.560 rooting for Trump to insecta. 0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:24.400 There is a lot we will get to this. There 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:28.000 is a lot of a Vanka Trump weird incest shit. 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:30.639 It is deeply upsetting. Like I said, I put the 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.680