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Speaker 1: Al Zone Media.

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Speaker 2: This is it could happen here a daily podcast and

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Speaker 2: this might be our annual oh my God episode, and

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Speaker 2: we have Robert and Garet and I am also here

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Speaker 2: Sophie high Garrett.

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Speaker 3: We've been chasing the high of the come episode for

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Speaker 3: more than a year, so let's let's try this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know, last week we all got some

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Speaker 4: really exciting news. The Rule of Law has found Donald

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Speaker 4: Trump guilty on thirty four counts, so that's exciting. You can,

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Speaker 4: of course google Trump rule thirty four to learn more,

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Speaker 4: which was, you know, a joke. I saw a lot

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Speaker 4: online and then I wanted to actually see what would

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Speaker 4: happen if I did that, and then that turned into like.

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Speaker 3: That's evidence of mental illness, Well nobody.

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Speaker 4: Does that, and then it turned into like five days of.

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Speaker 3: Work, that's further evidence.

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Speaker 4: So that is what we're doing today. Hey, this is

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Speaker 4: Gere from the Future, just cutting in to clarify one

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Speaker 4: little aspect. When doing the legal review for this episode,

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Speaker 4: we noticed that we never actually defined what rule thirty

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Speaker 4: four is. Now, I assumed, if you're listening to this podcast,

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Speaker 4: you know what rule thirty four is, but just in

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Speaker 4: case you do, not Rule thirty four is part of

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Speaker 4: the memified Rules of the Internet. It originally comes from

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Speaker 4: a two husand and three webcomic, but rule thirty four

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Speaker 4: states that if it exists, there is porn of it,

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Speaker 4: meaning that you can find porn of anything on the Internet,

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Speaker 4: whether that be cooking, bowling, or in this case Donald J. Trump.

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Speaker 4: And you know, as someone who is just reviewed basically

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Speaker 4: all of the Donald J. Trump pornography that I could

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Speaker 4: find on the Internet these past five days. I did

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Speaker 4: try to keep this episode roughly PG thirteen. We kind

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Speaker 4: of cross that boundary a little bit, so I do

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Speaker 4: think it's you know, probably wise to give some sort

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Speaker 4: of general sexualized content warning here, But again I try

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Speaker 4: to keep things as tame as I can, you know,

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Speaker 4: all things considered. Anyway, back to the episode. I started

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Speaker 4: my journey by doing the most obvious thing I could

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Speaker 4: think of, which is opening a virtual PC and using

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Speaker 4: Google through the tour browser to search Trump Rule thirty four.

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Speaker 1: No, this is already sounding like a great, great life

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Speaker 1: choice when you have to make all of those steps

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Speaker 1: to search something, well, because I don't.

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Speaker 4: What all of my like entire computer and search results

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Speaker 4: just to get completely fucked over for the next like

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Speaker 4: week or two, which they might just already because this

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Speaker 4: is all in a Google doc now, so it's already.

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Speaker 3: Being mine, you know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm already fucked, very similar to the way

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Speaker 4: that we'll be discussing today.

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Speaker 5: So wow.

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Speaker 4: The first result when you google Trump rule thirty four

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Speaker 4: is the website to rule thirty four dot xxx. So

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Speaker 4: here we go, just straight to the source. I clicked

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Speaker 4: on the link, and as the page loaded, I was

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Speaker 4: shocked by what I saw, or more accurately, what I

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Speaker 4: didn't see. There was far less Trump porn than what

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Speaker 4: I was expecting. That not even like a single full

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Speaker 3: See this is what Joe Biden's taken from us.

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Speaker 4: Only thirty one pieces of artwork came up in the

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Speaker 4: search results, seven of which didn't even feature Donald Trump

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Speaker 4: and only used.

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Speaker 3: To name the number of felonies he has.

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Speaker 4: That's right, But many of them just didn't even have

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Speaker 4: Trump and only used his name as like a joke

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Speaker 4: tag for typically some sort of like furry pornography, which

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Speaker 4: is can it be a very common trend for the

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Speaker 4: rest of this episode, right? So what would you expect

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Speaker 4: the first results to contain on the website rule thirty

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Speaker 3: God I Garrison, I don't even know. I'm imagining a

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Speaker 3: lot of like, you know how, there's those like political

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Speaker 3: cartoons like yeah, I forget. I think the guy's name

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Speaker 3: Ben Garrison. I think it is who like always draws

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Speaker 3: Trump as like shredded. I guess that's kind of what

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Speaker 4: There are certainly some of those, But the very first

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Speaker 4: piece features a glossy rendering of Vladimir Putin's head with

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Speaker 4: a quote. This isn't me just quoting myself. I don't

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Speaker 4: know why said a quote, but it's what I described

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Speaker 4: as a penal like object looming in front. And I

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Speaker 4: believe this is alluded to be Donald Trump.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the listener needs to know that Garrison,

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Speaker 3: for reasons that surpass all understanding, is wearing a fitted

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Speaker 3: shirt and tie as they explain this to us. This

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Speaker 3: is serious the ambiance you are not getting as a listener.

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Speaker 4: This is a serious topic for me.

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Speaker 3: I can see that.

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Speaker 1: See, I was thinking, like Trump fucking a flag.

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Speaker 4: But we'll get some flag action later, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad fla action. Yeah, So there we go.

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Speaker 4: The next image is actually going to be a little

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Speaker 4: bit more useful in kind of forecasting some trends that

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Speaker 4: we're going to be going over. The next image is

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Speaker 4: Donald Trump in the makeup and lingerie engaged in some

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Speaker 4: sort of what I would describe as an interracial cuckhold

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Speaker 4: scenario in the White House. Not not the best. This

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Speaker 4: is where we're gonna start start start seeing some worrying trends.

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Speaker 4: And part of the difficulty in this episode was like,

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Speaker 4: I can't just show everyone all this pornography. That would

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Speaker 4: be like an HR violation, and I'm not gonna have

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Speaker 4: the editor, you know, cut together weird porn audio like.

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Speaker 4: So it's it's all. I often describe this with word.

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Speaker 4: But I did find one the tie sense the tie.

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Speaker 4: But I did find one work around is I collected

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Speaker 4: all of the pictures of just Trump's face, divorced from

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Speaker 4: any other context of the image. I will actually share

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Speaker 4: the picture of his face across some of these some

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Speaker 4: of these artworks. Okay, so here is here is image

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Speaker 1: Oh honey, not great?

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Speaker 4: Not like that?

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Speaker 3: So this is not I need to qualify here. This

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Speaker 3: is not like a political cartoon. This is trying to

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Speaker 3: get off.

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Speaker 4: Okay, correct, Almost none of these are going to be

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Speaker 4: political cartoons. Great, the very last one is, but all

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Speaker 4: of these are just just regular artwork.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I have to comment on this with

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Speaker 3: a reference that Garrison might be several decades past your time,

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Speaker 3: but he looks like Missus doubtfire. He looks like Robin

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Speaker 3: Williams and drag a little bit.

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Speaker 4: I would say Williams pulls it off a little bit better.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. I mean Robin Williams could pull off anything.

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Speaker 1: I just don't think that lipstick works for Trump's complexion.

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Speaker 3: No, and I think it's probably fair. His eyeshadows a

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Speaker 4: There's definitely some some troubling.

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Speaker 3: Hairs looking good. Hair's looking great.

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Speaker 1: Side note is the image framed behind him also Trump.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's him. That's Trump as some sort of Mussolini

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Speaker 3: his hair he does, which I believe that Trump has

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Speaker 3: a photo like that in his house. That that actually

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Speaker 3: all right, that could be real.

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Speaker 1: Next one we have to get we.

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Speaker 4: Have to get through a few of these. So there

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Speaker 4: is there is multiple tentacle pieces, which I'm sure we

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Speaker 4: could all all guess, right, that's that seems pretty obvious.

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Speaker 4: There is a drawing of Putin and Trump engaged in

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Speaker 4: what I would describe as old man yowi, which is, uh.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna need to see that.

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Speaker 4: Two parts, and one of one of these images is

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Speaker 3: So that's exciting competent though, you know, I actually kind

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Speaker 3: of like those as caricatures of both men. You really get,

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Speaker 3: do feel like that's how Vladimir Putin looks when he's coming.

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Speaker 4: It's it's not bad.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, I don't think about that, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 4: Two fun comments underneath this one is this is actually

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Speaker 4: so hot hashtag mega and this is why he isn't

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Speaker 4: our president anymore?

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Speaker 1: Perhaps, Oh okay.

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Speaker 4: We also we also have Trump in a in like

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Speaker 4: a dungeon orgy comprised of horror movie characters and female

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Speaker 4: pop stars. Great an image posted the day after the

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Speaker 4: election in twenty sixteen, there's Trump in his suit having

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Speaker 4: sex with an anime girl wearing a Confederate battle flag

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Speaker 4: bikini and cowboy hat. This is backdropped by a big

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Speaker 4: American flag and the Confederate girl has a make America

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Speaker 4: great again. Butt tattoos so getting some kind of conflicting

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Speaker 4: messages there, But this trump face is really not great.

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Speaker 4: I really don't like it. See yeah, his eyes early

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Speaker 3: Getting you know where that you know where, that thumb's

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Speaker 3: about to be right Like, that's part of what makes

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Speaker 1: I really appreciate in this one that for his fingerprint,

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not the best one. Read us some comments.

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Speaker 4: The comments for this one are quite good. Quote. I

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Speaker 4: wearing a cowboy hat. I want to help make America

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Speaker 4: to be great. This turned me on big Lee and Frankly.

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Speaker 3: Garrison, you've you've buried the lead, which is that I

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Speaker 3: want to help America to be great. Was posted by

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Speaker 4: That's that's kind of many such cases. Taking this many

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Speaker 4: such cases, quite frankly made my peepy huge. And if

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Speaker 4: are working for the socialist globalist democrats and Chinese government, and.

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Speaker 3: It's impossible to know if that's a joke.

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Speaker 4: We have a really interesting one by an artist named L. G.

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Speaker 4: Ling As how I'm gonna say sorry.

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Speaker 3: There's also the last post on that is why is

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Speaker 4: Yes, the last comment for the Confederate for the Confederate girl,

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Speaker 4: but we have the next one is actually a three

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Speaker 4: panel spread. First is a Democrat donkey for Sona. The

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Speaker 4: second part is a floating Donald Trump elephant head with

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Speaker 4: like a propeller extending out of the top and a

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Speaker 4: donkey's ass. Lastly, the Trump elephant now has an extendable

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Speaker 4: boxing glove trunk and is flying victoriously over the donkey

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Speaker 4: Democrat with a black eye.

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Speaker 3: See they I like this more before we got into

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Speaker 3: like domestic abuse territory.

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Speaker 4: No, this is We're gonna get into a lot of

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Speaker 4: problematic aspects. I will just say now if you don't

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Speaker 4: want to listen to some kind of deeply troubling psychosexual

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Speaker 4: themes develop over the course, especially once we get to

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Speaker 4: the AO three section.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know, okay, sorry, we need to talk about

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Speaker 3: this post by user trash Fucker.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote, wow, okay.

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Speaker 4: So this the comment, the comment for the donkey for

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Speaker 4: sona one says, quote, I love you and your art, though,

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Speaker 4: this really represents how that Orange treated women and how

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Speaker 4: he assaulted them by grabbing their genitut test. Beautiful art,

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Speaker 4: beautiful styles. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: If you can't spell genitals, you're not allowed to grab them.

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Speaker 1: That is the law of the world.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, get him up on the podium talking about this

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Speaker 4: That's Robert, that is, because you're like two years behind

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Speaker 1: Garrison has pg'ed these for us. They're like PG. Thirteen,

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Speaker 3: See Garrison. When it comes to HR violations, I feel

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Speaker 4: Tried to really turn the script into like the most

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Speaker 4: Extra text with an arrow pointing to Trump reads ineligible

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Speaker 4: There's some bad stuff. Now I save the best for last.

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Speaker 4: There's a small collection of pieces riffing on that picture

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Speaker 4: I think trump interracial bottoming is a is a trend

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Speaker 3: Nobody does.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was about to say about this recording.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what we do have, Sophie, an

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can all consume substances to get through the

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Speaker 4: Okay, we are back now. The most interesting thing I

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Speaker 4: There is a lot we will get to this. There

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Speaker 4: That's what I logged into the website Archive of our own,

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Speaker 3: It's like the right number.

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Speaker 4: Now, not all that's porn or erotica, right, So I

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Speaker 4: Rice, Sorry nay wrong?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was always a Sophie coming to

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Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately, I kind of think it's probably Ivanka.

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Speaker 4: It is not.

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Speaker 1: It's not Avakavanka and.

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Speaker 4: Hillary had very few, so few that they're not even

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Speaker 4: notable and not even in my list. The number one

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Speaker 4: pairing for Donald Trump is Joe Biden with one hundred

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Speaker 4: and ninety two works. You know, that's what we deserve

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Speaker 4: as a country. The number two is Vladimir Putin with

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Speaker 4: one hundred and four. Number three, okay, number three is

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Speaker 4: a Shrek with thirty four works. Sorry, that's sorry. That

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Speaker 4: is number four. Number four is Shrek. Number three is

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Speaker 4: Barack Obama with thirty works.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's less Obama than I expected of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my point.

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Speaker 4: Number five is Kim Jong un with twenty four k that's.

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Speaker 3: The that's the exact number of Kim Jong owd once

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Speaker 3: I expect.

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Speaker 4: We have twelve works that are titled Donald Trump x Reader.

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Speaker 4: Seven of them are Trump and Jesus Christ, six are

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Speaker 4: Donald Trump, Kanye West, five are Adolf Hitler Donald Trump,

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Speaker 4: and two are Teletubbies and Donald Trump. Forty one works

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Speaker 4: are titled as or tagged as bottom Donald Trump. Wow Wow,

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Speaker 4: far outnumbering the numbers where he tops.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually really surprised by only seven for Jesus, because

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of.

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Speaker 3: Curious about the Jesus Watch.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Robert, I have, I have, I had great news

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Speaker 4: for you.

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Speaker 3: Oh good.

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Speaker 4: Now, we don't have the time, nor do I have

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Speaker 4: the willpower to go through each and every one of these,

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Speaker 4: So instead, I'd like to highlight some of the plot summaries, tags,

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Speaker 4: and select paragraphs that caught my eye to give you

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Speaker 4: a taste of the horror that I've gazed upon. Start

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Speaker 4: with one of the newest entries in the cannon, titled

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Speaker 4: Donald Trump Prison Era. I'm gonna start with a time

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Speaker 4: skip quote. It's been four years since Trump was rejailed.

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Speaker 4: Him and his friends were locked in the safest, most

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Speaker 4: desolate place in the prison. They may not have freedom,

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Speaker 4: but at least they have each other. During those four years,

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Speaker 4: Ben Shapiro was thrown in prison too. He was very

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Speaker 4: silent at what he had done and therefore distanced himself

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Speaker 4: from everybody. I don't know what he did, but he

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Speaker 4: must have done something to ruin him as a person,

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Speaker 4: Warren Buffett said, and everyone nodded. Is he one of

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Speaker 4: Trump's friends? We have each other, at least we'll be fine.

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Speaker 4: In this jail elongated muskrat said Trump was cuddling with

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Speaker 4: Andrew Tate in the corner.

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Speaker 3: Why this is the closest I've come for feeling bad

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Speaker 3: for Andrew Tate.

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Speaker 1: For the record, I still don't feel bad for Andrew Tate.

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Speaker 4: Another one which is Trump x Reader. The summary is

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Speaker 4: quote it began four years ago when you saw him

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Speaker 4: on TV during the presidential inauguration. You were laying on

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Speaker 4: your bed, listening to country music on you American bedsheet.

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Speaker 4: Suddenly you saw his big, handsome orange face and you

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Speaker 4: knew he had to be yours. So in this one,

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Speaker 4: the reader gets to marry or get with Trump in

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Speaker 4: some way, and then you kind of like plan the

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Speaker 4: January sixth insurrection together. So that's a fun one. There's

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Speaker 4: a really good one titled Trump Polly Relationship with the

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Speaker 4: tags Joe Biden, Brock Obama, Obama, Donald Trump, Joe Biden,

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Speaker 4: Donald Trump, Sonic the Hedgehog enemies.

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Speaker 3: To lovers see, I feel like only Sonic the Hedgehog

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Speaker 3: of that group has the communication skills necessary for a

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Speaker 3: successful polyamborous relationship.

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Speaker 4: There's another one that's tagged as Donald Trump Kanye West,

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Speaker 4: BoJack Horseman.

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Speaker 3: Of course I feel you know, BoJack, would you get

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Speaker 3: him drunk enough, he'd get on with that.

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Speaker 4: And there's really like there's two big genres here. There's

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Speaker 4: the genre that's just like regular smut, where you feel

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Speaker 4: like someone's just like a controlled f to all of

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Speaker 4: the names and like just like switched it around, versus

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Speaker 4: the fan fix that are entrenched in world building that

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Speaker 4: integrates erotic literature with the world of Donald Trump. And

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Speaker 4: those are the ones I like to focus on more

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Speaker 4: because you know, it's not universe exactly. You know, it's

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Speaker 4: not just someone control effing just like a regular sex scene.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to actually like, I want to have lore,

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Speaker 4: I want world building. I need to be connected to.

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Speaker 3: What the the story titled Donald Trump's Monstrous Dick that

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Speaker 3: you've put in this document.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna skip over that one. Actually, we don't

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Speaker 4: have enough time. This is just a woman talking about

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Speaker 4: how she finds his orange, shiny body attractive, which there's

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Speaker 4: a lot of that kind of stuff, right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: instead go to where the wind blows by just and lonely.

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Speaker 4: Three summary. Joe Biden is a seventeen year old senior

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Speaker 4: who happens to the top of his class, known as

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Speaker 4: the perfect straight, a capable student to friends and family.

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Speaker 4: But what happens when a new student who got kicked

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Speaker 4: out of his old school for fights gets partnered up

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Speaker 4: with him for tutoringly? I'm actually gonna skip to chapter

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Speaker 4: two titled good what the Sigma? Oh no, no, oh,

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Speaker 4: my god quote. After about two hours they finished their

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Speaker 4: study session, Joe went out to a cafe with his

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Speaker 4: childhood friends Brock and Bury the Bee Benson. Just imagine

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Speaker 4: Barry the Bee to be six feet tall. The three

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Speaker 4: of them talk at a booth inside when the topic

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Speaker 4: of Donald is brought up. Joe, bro Dude, I heard

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Speaker 4: that Donald got kicked out of his old school for

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Speaker 4: selling illegal stuff and getting into three fights per week

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Speaker 4: at least. Barry said, in a hushed tone. Has he

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Speaker 4: tried to hurt you at all? Do need help? Is

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Speaker 4: he meeting up with a secret gang or something? Barry

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Speaker 4: uttered it under his breath as his wings slightly flapped.

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Speaker 3: What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: So he's a literal b Wait so no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Barry the Bee Benson is the Jerry Seinfeld be movie

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Speaker 1: be correct? I might wait, no, really, joking Robert.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, we got back.

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Speaker 1: Why fucking b movie?

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Speaker 3: Somehow what Jerry's I can't escape jerrys Seinfeld. No matter

556
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Speaker 3: where I go, He's always there. Even in Trump pornography,

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Speaker 3: Jerry follows me.

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Speaker 4: Barry, You're overreacting, Brock said, as he rubbed the inner

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Speaker 4: of his eyes with his pointer fingers. I'm sure Joe

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Speaker 4: can handle himself. He's almost eighteen. Besides, can we talk

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Speaker 4: about something else, like how Drake and Kendrick got caught

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Speaker 4: making out under the bleachers. I'm pretty sure they hated

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Speaker 4: each other just three weeks ago, or at least Kendrick

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Speaker 4: hated Drake after he dated the freshman. There's one called

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Speaker 4: Election Day, where Shrek tries to prevent you from voting

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Speaker 4: and Trump shows up as like a superhero, with some

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Speaker 4: like isis jokes, refugee jokes. Anyway, there's some there's some

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Speaker 4: funny lines in here. To be sure it.

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Speaker 3: Is Donald Trump who is your hero. His intense alpha

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Speaker 3: stare disintegrates the rest of Shrek's body, leaving you covered

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Speaker 3: dot dot dot. Donald pulls his pants back on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah so so yeah, yeah, anyway, There's a really troubling

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Speaker 4: one titled under the Crooked Lamp, which is tagged with

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Speaker 4: American history fandom World War Two fandom, not the Germany fandom.

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Speaker 4: The summary is quote short smut about Adolf Hitler and

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Speaker 4: Donald Trump, with cameos from Barack Obama and Kanye West.

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Speaker 4: So there you go, now, I the one one of

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Speaker 4: the most popular Donald Trump benfix is titled a Donald

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Speaker 4: Trump Story. Quote. I walked past the door to the

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Speaker 4: Oval Office, No, my office, my house. Finally the White House,

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Speaker 4: the only race that should be here unquote. So not

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Speaker 4: off to a great start, throw this fick. Trump falls

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Speaker 4: in love with a Mexican architect that he hired to

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Speaker 4: build the wall. That's the whole bit, now, Robert, I

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Speaker 4: know you said you were interested in Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 1: Of course is yeah, he is kind of.

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Speaker 4: The most popular Jesus Christ one I could find. Is

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Speaker 4: called Jesus X Trump pussy.

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Speaker 3: Sure.

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Speaker 4: The summary is Trump kicks the bucket and has a

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Speaker 4: very interesting surprise waiting for him. Chapter one, Trumpy Dumpty

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Speaker 4: meets sky Daddy.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so worried about our society.

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Speaker 4: So trumpets. Trump gets assassinated and to his surprise, gets

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Speaker 4: sent to heaven. He thought he was going to be

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Speaker 4: going to hell with gay people on Hillary Clinton, but

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Speaker 4: instead Jesus is waiting for him, and Jesus says, be

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Speaker 4: prepared for the right of your life or death. You

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Speaker 4: are a bad little slut on earth and it's time

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Speaker 4: for you to pay for your sins, my little Trump pussy.

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Speaker 4: I hope you're ready anyway.

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Speaker 3: I kind of hate that they stole my catchphrase.

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Speaker 4: Now by chapter seven, Donald Trump is pregnant. There's eight

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Speaker 4: chapters in this.

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Speaker 6: Kid.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's that's all you need to present to

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Speaker 3: get someone fifty one fifty Like that's an involuntary mental

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Speaker 3: health hold.

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Speaker 4: Right there, speaking of pregnancy. There's a very popular or

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Speaker 4: the most popular go to.

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Speaker 1: An ad break speaking of pregnancy.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of pregnancy.

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Speaker 4: For the most popular Donald Trump x Adalf Hitler one

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Speaker 4: is titled Warped Tour A great place for home of

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Speaker 4: hobes to mate hot guys. It's set at this music festival.

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Speaker 3: It's true about Warped Tour.

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Speaker 4: It's not wrong where Adlf Hitler and Donald Truck are

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Speaker 4: both there to like disrupt like a gay concert and

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Speaker 4: they have like a little meat cute. Trump invites invites

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Speaker 4: Hitler back to the back to his hotel room to

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Speaker 4: come up with new plans for how to try to

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Speaker 4: harass gay people, and it ends with Adolf Hitler being impregnated,

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Speaker 4: but Trump is not a supportive parent, so Joseph Goebelers

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Speaker 4: has to help deliver the child with Hitler instead of Trump.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, I gotta say, at least they get

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Speaker 3: the personalities right, because Joseph, Joseph is the kind of

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Speaker 3: guy who who would come in at the clutch like

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Speaker 3: that to help Hitler deliver his lust baby's.

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Speaker 4: There's two decently popular Trump x Biden ones that are

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Speaker 4: set during presidential debates, one of which they fuck backstage,

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Speaker 4: and I don't think.

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Speaker 3: Five thousand hits, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Okay, no one gets pregnant in this one, but there

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Speaker 4: are certainly others. So there's one where they have sex backstage,

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Speaker 4: and then there's another one where they have sex on

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Speaker 4: stage and Chris Wallace is moderating.

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Speaker 3: Someone should let him know.

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Speaker 4: Oh, and then in chapter two, Donald Trump gives birth

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Speaker 4: because he got he got impregnated on stage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, Garrison, you need to do your job

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Speaker 3: as a journalist, and we need to we need to

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Speaker 3: reach out to Chris Wallace and ask theoretically, would he

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Speaker 3: narrate Donald Trump sex with Joe Biden if they were

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Speaker 3: to do that on stage? How does he feel about that?

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Speaker 4: I will go to the very last one, with sixty

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Speaker 4: five thousand hits, by far the most popular Donald Trump

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Speaker 4: kind of erotica smut on the whole website. It's called

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Speaker 4: go Fuck Yourself Donald Trump by orphan underscore account who's

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Speaker 4: actually written a few of the ones that we've talked

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Speaker 4: about here.

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Speaker 3: Sixty five thousand views.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Published in twenty seventeen, just before Inauguration day. Quote

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Speaker 4: another person told me to go fuck myself today, Donald

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Speaker 4: Trump told his strong Russian lover of Vladimir Putin. I

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Speaker 4: want to, but it's impossible. There's only one of me.

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Speaker 4: So the first paragraph is about how Putin forces Trump

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Speaker 4: to eat three tubs of crisco a day. It's basically

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Speaker 4: just body shaming for the majority of this piece.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like theeerborn too.

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Speaker 4: Yes, totally. And then Putin presents a clone of Donald Trump.

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Speaker 4: Quote its eyes were almost as lifeless as Donald's himself.

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Speaker 4: That was the true perfection of this creature. He's gorgeous,

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00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 4: Trump said, tears sliding down his face. He felt as

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Speaker 4: if he was looking into the mirror, but when he

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00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 4: reached to touch his reflection, his hands met soft, clammy skin.

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00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 4: Thank you, daddy. Trump eagerly began kissing his clone, pushing

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00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 4: his tongue past slack lips until it learned to respond

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Speaker 4: to him. Each hungrily tried to devour the other, their

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Speaker 4: bodies writhing against each other, tears rolling down their faces

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00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 4: in unison as they realized that neither one could ever

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Speaker 4: fill the empty void that they felt inside. So that

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Speaker 4: is my extremely abridged version of my AO three adventure.

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Speaker 4: And unfortunately I do have one worse section, but it's

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Speaker 4: a bit shorter that we will get to after the

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Speaker 4: break for some of the more kind of I would say,

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Speaker 4: mainstream Trump pornography that can be found on the internet.

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Speaker 3: Finally, all right, we are so back.

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Speaker 4: We have never been more back. So I've been to

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00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 4: you know, the regular zoomer places, right, we have like

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00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 4: you know, dev and art type stuff. We have AO three.

681
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 4: And then I realized that boomers also watch poorn. So

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Speaker 4: I went to the two most popular porn websites, something

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00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 4: I've never done before, and I there's only around thirty

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00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 4: Trump centric videos across both sites. Now there is a

685
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 4: decent number of like repeat uploads, right, and there's some

686
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 4: videos that are just cut into shorter clips from longer scenes.

687
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 4: But there's only about thirty source videos that I could

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Speaker 4: find across the two top porn sites.

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Speaker 1: Question, is it because they're being censored or is he

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Speaker 1: notes with somebody.

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Speaker 4: That no, it's just it's just not the most popular thing.

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00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 4: And now I would argue Trump is probably one of

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Speaker 4: the more sexualized presidents we've we've had in recent years

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00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 4: because of his.

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00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: Which he makes because of who he is, not because

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00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: of his sex appeal, because of.

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00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 4: How he looks, but because of like his personal background

698
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 4: and all of his you know, very obvious sex crimes. Right,

699
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 4: Like we can go with like Bill Clinton, but like Trump,

700
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 4: Trump is so much more sexualized than like Bush or Obama.

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00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 4: It's it's it's it's kind of interesting. And yet very

702
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 4: few materials on these sites now, so weird. There's a

703
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 4: few different types here. We have. We have animated ones,

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00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 4: which is what I first went through. Some of these

705
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 4: are just like voiceover clips of someone playing a porn

706
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 4: game and doing voiceover for dialogue. Now all of these

707
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 4: are narrated in one take, and it's very clear the

708
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Speaker 4: voice of a person is not reviewed the material at

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00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 4: all prior to the recording, because they will often and

710
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Speaker 4: sentences at the wrong spot, breaking the flow of the dialogue.

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Speaker 4: So that is one genre. There is a really upset

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Speaker 4: anyone titled storby Daniels ex Trump cart two to Hen

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00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 4: Tie causeplay Milk with eleven thousand views, which has the

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Speaker 4: worst most creepy looking PlayStation two.

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Speaker 3: Level. What is happening? Holy oh? He looks like a corpse.

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00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: But also is little like Clinton, Like.

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00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 4: These these three D models are fucking in what looks

718
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,240
Speaker 4: like a college dorm room. Trump is wearing his suit

719
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 4: jacket and red tie with leather shoes but nothing else.

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Speaker 4: And something I can't show you but I found really

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00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 4: upsetting is that his legs are about as twice as

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00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 4: big as his body, but with tiny feet, like his

723
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 4: legs are so much wider than the rest of him.

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Speaker 4: They're huge. It's really concerning, and I don't think it's

725
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Speaker 4: on purpose. It's just like a really bad three D model,

726
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 4: so weird. In one of the in one of the

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00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 4: video game type ones, when Trump is orgasming, he says

728
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 4: ah bing bing bong Bong bing bing bing. I just

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Speaker 4: thought I.

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Speaker 3: Should bog bog indeed, and.

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Speaker 4: Now so onto live action the first I The first

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00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 4: live action one is a bit of an outlier. It

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Speaker 4: is titled Donald Trump Parody clip Smoking and Drinking in

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00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,479
Speaker 4: the Oval Office Lol, with about two thousand and six

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Speaker 4: hundred views. It's a woman cause playing a gender bent

736
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 4: Trump and just like casually monologuing at the camera for

737
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 4: like eighteen minutes. At one point she takes off her

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Speaker 4: suit jacket and unbuttons her shirt, but not in like

739
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 4: a strip teas way. At eleven minutes in she quote

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Speaker 4: unquote rubs one out her words while continuing the half

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00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 4: in character, ranting it it's kind of a weird outlier,

742
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 4: but I thought to mention it. Now onto the two

743
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 4: major genres of Trump porn, the first one being the

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Speaker 4: debate orgy Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Fucking Bernie Sanders

745
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 4: and Megan Kelly parody. This one has a combined total

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Speaker 4: of over of almost eight million.

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Speaker 1: Views wave Bernie alone.

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Speaker 4: This is christ This is the most popular Donald Trump

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Speaker 4: pornographic work on the internet.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, the Bernie they got is kind of hot.

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Speaker 4: I think we're going this would oddly enough, focuses on

752
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 4: Bernie more than Trump. I think because the Bernie.

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Speaker 1: Accident, because he's more fuckable.

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Speaker 4: Because the Bernie actor did a really good job.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 4: And also this was this was like a live stream

757
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 4: that's been edited together into a video, so the audience,

758
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 4: like on the chat, was responding to Bernie Moore, so

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00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 4: he got way more of the attention.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he just uses charisma.

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Speaker 1: The sound qualities cariboozes right now, Robert Jesus, the.

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00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 4: Sound quality is terrible. Everyone's slowly reading off scripts and

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00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 4: not even trying to hide it at all. Trump says

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Speaker 4: he's going to build a wall around Mexico and install

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00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 4: one big glory hole, which isn't how a glory hole works.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean it could be.

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00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 4: Hillary has asked if she thinks she might fall to

768
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Speaker 4: the same infidelities as her husband, and Hillary explains that

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00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 4: the Clinton family has a rule that whatever happens in

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Speaker 4: the Oval office doesn't count. Unquote.

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Speaker 3: That actually might be a Clinton family rule.

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Speaker 4: All of the actors except for Bernie, look really uncomfortable

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Speaker 4: entire time. At one point they switched to like an

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Speaker 4: unscripted Q and a section using like the live stream,

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00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 4: and it all reads like high school improv but obviously

776
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 4: like not with high schoolers, not for high schoolers, but

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00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 4: just like it is so awkward. About halfway through the

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Speaker 4: twenty minute video, Megan Kelly asks Trump if you would

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Speaker 4: like to improve his personal rating among married women as

780
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 4: they start having sex, and then Hillary says quote, I'd

781
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 4: rather fuck the party than the enemy and calls on Bernie.

782
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 4: There is a lot of feel the burn jokes in here.

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Speaker 3: So many. There's a couple, there's a couple of good there.

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Speaker 3: We should we should figure out that Birdie actor though,

785
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 3: get him on the pod honestly interview this staff.

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Speaker 4: The second most popular one is titled Erection to twenty

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Speaker 4: sixteen Donald drumf Fux Hillary Clinton during Debate. It has

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Speaker 4: over five million views. Once again we start with a

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00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 4: build a wall bit, but this time Hillary who makes

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00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 4: a move on Trump. The third most popular one is

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00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 4: called cream Pie Debate. This is the closest one in

792
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 4: the entire collection. It has three and a half million views.

793
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 4: Much more accurate ages, but the impressions are really bizarre,

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00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 4: Like they all have like weird accents. I can't quite

795
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 4: tell where they're from, but they all sound there.

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Speaker 3: Almost certainly somewhere in eastern Europe.

797
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 4: No, they're American. Now. Trump waves around a gun on

798
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 4: the debate stage, talking about how Hillary wants to take

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00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 4: away the Second Amendment. He points the gun at her,

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00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 4: threatens to blow the wench away because she's trying to

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Speaker 4: rig the election. The winch, the wench, that's a quote wench,

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00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:47,240
Speaker 4: and calls her crooked Hillary with quote unquote crooked genitals.

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00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 3: You know, he actual Trump might say that at some point.

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00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 4: But you can kind of see how the video will

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00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 4: develop from here right now. I was not prepared for

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00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 4: how racist it would get. Trump gets like this, this

807
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 4: like dark dildo, and it starts screaming and growling in

808
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 4: like a really upsetting fashion. There's a whole bunch of

809
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 4: really racist comments. Hillary implies that she took part in

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00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 4: all of the sexual growling. It's the best it's the

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Speaker 4: best word I could find to describe the.

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Speaker 3: I think, I think I get what Garrison is.

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00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I noted, don't expand h Yeah.

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00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 4: Hillary talks about how she took part in all of

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00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 4: Bill Clinton's sexual escapades and then uses a strap on

816
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 4: Donald Trump, But it's simulated. They don't actually do it.

817
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 4: In the clip, so minus points for that the actor

818
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 4: for Trump makes some really interesting faces, and at the

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00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 4: end of the video, Hillary shoots out Trump's votes from

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Speaker 4: her ballot box, which covers Trump's face in the rejected votes,

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00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 4: which he wipes off with an American flag, something that

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00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 4: multiple commenters took great offense to, not the rest of

823
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 4: the video, but the fact that he wipes it off

824
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 4: with an American flag seems to really upset some people. Now.

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00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 4: The guy that made this created four other Trump themed

826
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 4: porn videos. A Deep Throat Diplomacy where Trump dribes the

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00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 4: president of Mexico to pay for the wall by offering

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00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 4: a quote beautiful white woman who happens to be Trump's daughter, Avanka.

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00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 4: He makes another Avanka one called Bobblehead butt Plug, which

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00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 4: I think is pretty self explanatory. The third one is

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Speaker 4: Trump and Obama's Daughter, which I skipped through mostly because

832
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 4: it was really gross. And the last one's called Cuckold

833
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 4: Trump with again three and a half million views. And

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Speaker 4: this one has President and Obama and the Secret Service

835
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Speaker 4: breaking into Trump Tower where Trump and Malaney are sleeping

836
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 4: in bed, and then a cuck scene unfolds. Once again

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00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 4: very racist. We are nearing.

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Speaker 3: We're nearing the end.

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Speaker 4: I can see the tunnel at the end. We're now

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Speaker 4: going to get to the last debate, one called Donald

841
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 4: tramp in the White House. This is going to be huge.

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00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 4: With only a quarter of a million views, pretty low,

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00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 4: but seventy percent up voted, So there you go. Now,

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00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 4: in this one, Trump is doing a solo debate by himself,

845
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 4: predicting how he would handle the Republican primary in twenty.

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Speaker 3: Twenty four ahead of its time.

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00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 4: But in the context of the video, it's basically just

848
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 4: a journalist that's interviewing him. So after some like you know,

849
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 4: very very typical haha, Trump is racist type jokes, the

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00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 4: skit turns oddly poignant, where Trump kind of starts whispering

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00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 4: and says, quote, I'm using my ranting billionaire charm to

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00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 4: win you over. First, I'm going to tell you that

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00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 4: America is really lost and I'm the one to find it.

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00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 4: And then you will be drawn to all of my ideas,

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00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 4: like a very special episode of Shark Tank. And then

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00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 4: I will tell you how all the other candidates are stupid,

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00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 4: idiotic morons, and you'll be left wondering is he trying

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00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 4: to get his subrenette band or is everything he's saying

859
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 4: really what he means? Now, let's have sex as I

860
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 4: whisper racist comments into your ear unquote. This Trump actor.

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00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 4: The hair is too orange. The hair is too orange.

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Speaker 1: Everything's too orange.

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00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 4: He's really orange. They're really into making him orange. But

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00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 4: the hair is just way too red. So that is

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Speaker 4: the that's the that's the like the main category which

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Speaker 4: is like these like debates once, but there's a second

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Speaker 4: category which is almost equal in numbers. And this is

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Speaker 4: this is the last genre of work we'll be talking about,

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Speaker 4: and it's the one I find the most telling. It's

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Speaker 4: they're all a very distinct type of like amateur video

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00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 4: of a man in a low quality Trump mask getting

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00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 4: beaten up, dommed, pegged, interrogated, or otherwise humiliated by women.

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00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 4: Now these these have anywhere from like four hundred views

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00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 4: to twenty five thousand views, so they're watched less, but

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Speaker 4: the people that are making them seem really passionate. We

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Speaker 4: have titles like Trump gets Donkey Punched by two sexy women,

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Speaker 4: one hundred percent Real sixty FBS ten EVP or.

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Speaker 1: One hundred percent reel.

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Speaker 4: Or make America Beg Again, Kick My Ass President Trump,

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Speaker 4: and I think most evidently two beautiful fem dooms humiliate,

881
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 4: feminize and peg sissy in Donald Trump mask. So, okay,

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Speaker 4: do you want to see the collection of masks before

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Speaker 4: or after I talk about this genre. I'm gonna save

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Speaker 4: it for after, and it never I'm gonna save it

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Speaker 4: for after. So I've gone through like these these three

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Speaker 4: different kind of medium sory in this in this episode, right,

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Speaker 4: we have we have like the drawn art, we have

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Speaker 4: AO three fan fic, and we have this like you know,

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Speaker 4: more classic pornography live action stuff. And each each of

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Speaker 4: these has different aspects that I believe are are clearly

891
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Speaker 4: tied to the medium, right, like like furry stuff for

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Speaker 4: drawn art, the largely homosexual pairings of AO three, and

893
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Speaker 4: the normy heteromsogyny of classic pornography. But I'm more interested

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Speaker 4: in when some of these kind of medium specific aspects

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Speaker 4: intersect and how that might tell us something about what's

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Speaker 4: really going on here. So, based on all the evidence

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Speaker 4: I've reviewed the past five days, I'm gonna split the

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Speaker 4: Donald Trump pornographic catalog into two main kind of thematic sections,

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Speaker 4: the two genders, if you will. First, we have Trump

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Speaker 4: the strong man, Right, this is either propagated by like

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Speaker 4: people on the right to genuinely admire Trump as like

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Speaker 4: a dominant dictator and thus like displaying sexual submission to

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Speaker 4: him is like a righteous duty, or like a sign

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Speaker 4: of respect or a quest for validation. Alternatively, this strong

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Speaker 4: men framing can also be used, and I would argue

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Speaker 4: more perversely by liberals in some form of like a

907
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Speaker 4: post irony desire for subjugation stemming from a like a

908
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Speaker 4: neoliberal disenfranchisement or like neoliberal nihilism. Having a like a

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Speaker 4: Freudian father figure you deeply despise strengthens the taboo aspect

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Speaker 4: of repressed desire for the inherent domination of authoritarianism. I

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Speaker 4: think the master slave kink is very common in the

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Speaker 4: Trump AO three fix, presumably you know, mostly written by

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Speaker 4: people on the left, and this type of thing I

914
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Speaker 4: think can be vulgarly tied to like the lord bondsman

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Speaker 4: dialectic at play in this sort of politic, which is

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Speaker 4: like defined by and desiring what you cannot be, So

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Speaker 4: we have that plus all like the fucked up yet

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Speaker 4: very common incest framing strengthens these kind of psychoanalytic links.

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Speaker 4: But enough of that battle to contrast Trump the strong Man.

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Speaker 4: The other major category is Trump the Defiled, which is

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Speaker 4: exceedingly popular on Rule thirty four AO three, and this

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Speaker 4: kind of later category of femdom porn videos. This is

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00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 4: like a revenge fantasy. It's uncaring in its embrace of

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Speaker 4: problematic tropes so long as Trump is symbolically stripped of

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Speaker 4: what signals his status of power. This often includes a

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Speaker 4: misogynistic embrace of social norms that reflect authoritarian patriarchy. Trump

927
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 4: is feminized mostly through actions to signal that he is

928
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Speaker 4: lesser right. He's a masculated, penetrated, dominated, assaulted, and very

929
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Speaker 4: often impregnated. Even death is no escape for in the afterlife,

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ continues the holy work of Trump's psychosexual humiliation.

931
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Speaker 4: The hope is that the Catharsists will be found in

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Speaker 4: putting the image of Trump through the types of things

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Speaker 4: that the actual Trump has done to others, perhaps with

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Speaker 4: some kind of perverse pleasure in this role reversal of

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Speaker 4: now being the one to subject Trump to such experiences,

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Speaker 4: even through fiction. Now, I'm not necessarily saying all this

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Speaker 4: stuff is bad, but there are plenty of materials that

938
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Speaker 4: I've reviewed it that I do object to but this

939
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Speaker 4: mostly does fall under the guise of play and kink,

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Speaker 4: which can be valid and often useful ways of sorting

941
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Speaker 4: through psychosexual or psychological affairs. And obviously throughout a lot,

942
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Speaker 4: if not most, of these works, there is a large

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Speaker 4: comedic element, but I think such comedy is still underpinned

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Speaker 4: by some of these maybe deeper motivations. And to detox

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Speaker 4: from that rant, here's a collection of really uncomfortable Trump

946
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Speaker 4: mask pictures which, oh my, I have so many, I

947
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Speaker 4: have so many of these. I have a whole collage,

948
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Speaker 4: a whole collage of this.

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Speaker 3: It's really I've got hr on the other line here,

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Speaker 3: so we're gonna actually swing over to a separate zoom

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Speaker 3: call to talk through some of this.

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Speaker 4: These looks so bad.

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Speaker 1: It's the iHeart Daddy shirt with the horrible Trump mask.

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Speaker 4: It's so bad. No, it's like it's weirdly trans misogynistic

955
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Speaker 4: for all of all of these ones in the mask.

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Speaker 4: It's just there's a deep he's a deep uncanny.

957
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Speaker 3: He looks like he looks melting David Bowie, he does

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Speaker 3: bottom once. He looks like the thin white duke. If

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Speaker 3: the thin white duke, like, oh God, got coke bloated

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Speaker 3: or something terrifying stuff.

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Speaker 4: I will. I will post some of these mask images

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Speaker 4: onto Twitter so you can check that on at Hungry

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Speaker 4: bow Tie.

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Speaker 3: I will.

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Speaker 4: I will reply once this episode drops with with these

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Speaker 4: awful with you with these awful collages I've created. Anyway, Robert,

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Speaker 4: what do you think about all this Trump porn?

968
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Speaker 3: Again? I think we're all going to get fired for

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Speaker 3: doing this episode. I think this has crossed every professional

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Speaker 3: line that exists. But good work.

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Speaker 1: Other than that, I was gonna say, I think yours

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Speaker 1: deserves a really big race.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 4: I was really proud I was able to sneak in

975
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Speaker 4: a little bit of Hagel there at the end. I was,

976
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Speaker 4: I was, I was really proud.

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Speaker 3: Of that one.

978
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Speaker 1: I can say one thing for sure, we can do.

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Speaker 3: A follow up. That's all of the Hegel porn. Really

980
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Speaker 3: curious how much of that you can fight.

981
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: What's exciting, what's exciting about this entire thing is Trump

982
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: would fucking hate it, just like he hates all of

983
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: his followers in his.

984
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Speaker 4: Core many such cases. Well, thank you for joining us

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Speaker 4: on this deeply disturbing journey.

986
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Speaker 3: I love to see it.

987
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Speaker 4: Don't do this, thankfully, you only have.

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Speaker 1: To listen to it.

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00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 4: You'll you'll only have to listen to me explain it now,

990
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 4: So now you don't have to fulfill this curiosity that

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Speaker 4: I know has been bubbling in a lot of you.

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Speaker 5: So there you.

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Speaker 3: Aah and check back in next week. We'll be covering

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Speaker 3: all of the best Hegelian pornography that the Internet could provide.

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Speaker 1: Take a long weekend.

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Speaker 6: Hi, everyone, it's me James, and I just wanted to

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Speaker 6: read you this today. I'm going to put it in

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Speaker 6: our episode this week because it's a cause, it's important

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Speaker 6: to us, and so we thought it would be something

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Speaker 6: member of the Turtle Band of Chippewa of Lakota and

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Speaker 6: Ajibwei ancestry and the longest serving political prisoner in the

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Speaker 6: United States, will be appearing before the US Parole Commission

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