1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession I can't take back earl arms, 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: little mouse speak. 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 2: Getting a lot of text confessions into seventy eighty five 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 2: nine to two Lately, I'm going to read actually a couple 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:16,760 Speaker 2: of them. 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 3: Okay. 7 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 2: One says my biggest and most embarrassing confession. Yeah, one year, 8 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 2: I forgot my own twin brother's birthday. 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 4: Oh but that's that's your birthday is Yeah, I mean 10 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 4: maybe he was born at twelvel one am and it's 11 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 4: like the. 12 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 3: Next day, or no, I'm just trying to save him here. 13 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: Major memory issue here, like who Yeah. 14 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 3: He's just so conceited the only things of himself. 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: And I like this one. 16 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 2: It says when I was in my twenties, I had 17 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 2: to go back to the scene of the crime and 18 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 2: leave a note at a random house party I was 19 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 2: at the night before. The note said sorry, I took 20 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 2: your doorknob. I was wasted and thought it was a muffin. 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 2: I have since lost it. 22 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: My bad, you. 23 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 3: Lost the doorknob? Anyone worried that he ate it? 24 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: Yeah? I found it a few hours later. 25 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 5: Yeah. 26 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 2: A lot of enthusiasm, though clearly for people to get 27 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 2: their secrets out and We've got a woman on the 28 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 2: phone right now who's ready to spill the beans about 29 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 2: her life. She's chosen to go by Hannah today. So Hannah, 30 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 2: welcome to the show. 31 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 3: Hey guy, hopefully not passing any doorknobs. Yeah, I just thought. 32 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 2: That I wasn't smooth with women, right. 33 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 4: You know. 34 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: Well, Hannah, we're off to a rough start, but hopefully 35 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: get us back on track. Boys, changer is on. You 36 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 37 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 5: Okay, So I was seventeen years old and in high. 38 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 3: School, so really smart, and you knew everything the horse. 39 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, this is during my SAT exam. 40 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 4: Oh oh, I remember my essats. I thought everybody was 41 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 4: going to show up in pajamas because it was like early. 42 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 3: In the morning and people have been up studying. I 43 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 3: was the only one. It was so embarrassing, like this is. 44 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,279 Speaker 1: The first day of your future. Man. 45 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they take this seriously. 46 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: She's definitely ended up on an idiot radio. Okay, were 47 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: you taking them pretty seriously? 48 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 5: I was taking it really seriously. And I had been 49 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 5: up all night the night before studying. I was in 50 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 5: my pajamas, So I'm with you on that line. 51 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 3: I wish you would have been in the same testing 52 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 3: center as me. 53 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 5: But because I had been up all night studying because 54 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 5: I really really wanted to do well, I was so 55 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 5: tired that morning and I drank a lot of coffee. Okay, okay, 56 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 5: mid exams, the coffee really started to hit. 57 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 3: Or you had to go to the bathroom, Yeah, I 58 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:43,959 Speaker 3: didn't think of that. 59 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 5: I don't know. 60 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 3: Were you allowed to get up and go to the bathroom. 61 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 3: I don't think you were. Don't they think they take 62 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 3: a break? Don't they take a break? 63 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 5: I wasn't allowed to leave. They definitely had those rules 64 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 5: where you can't leave the room. And when I tell you, guys, 65 00:02:55,600 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 5: I begged to leave the room. I begged hard to 66 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 5: leave the room. 67 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, but they just can't do it, because you know, 68 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 3: they don't want people to cheat. 69 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 5: They can't. And they told me that I would have 70 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,079 Speaker 5: to wait an hour and a half so the schedules break, 71 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 5: or I'd have to forfeit my exams. 72 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 3: So what choice did you make? 73 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: Tough decisions? 74 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 5: Oh, I mean it was a hard choice because if 75 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 5: I forfeited that exam, my parents were going to be 76 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 5: so mad. 77 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, And like the timing of things. Right, to apply 78 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 4: for colleges, you have to take. 79 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 3: Them at a certain time. 80 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 5: Right, So I didn't really have a choice. But I 81 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 5: also I was seventeen, and as you said, I thought 82 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 5: I knew everything, okay, and I really wanted to prove 83 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 5: a point that you know, when someone says they have 84 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 5: to go to the bath and they have to go to. 85 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 4: The bathroom, right, okay, let me guess Blaggio water fountain 86 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 4: display that would. 87 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: Be a present. That's amusing. 88 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 3: So wait, you didn't do this discreetly as what you're saying. 89 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 5: No, No, I kind of at that point did it 90 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 5: on purpose. And I totally messed my pants. 91 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: Like right in front of the instructor. 92 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 5: In front of the instructor, in front of the whole room. 93 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 3: I'm worried with. 94 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 1: Worse is they still can't let you leave after that? 95 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: Will still apply what happened? 96 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 5: Oh, I very much cleared the rooms. Okay, they let 97 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 5: everybody leave the room after that. 98 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 3: You weren't even sitting, you were standing in the front. 99 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 5: I was standing. 100 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 4: Power. 101 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: I applaud you, honestly, I. 102 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 4: Like a woman who doesn't like obey proves a point there. Yeah, 103 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 4: that is kind of a very rebellious moment in your 104 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 4: life is a So I. 105 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 5: Told my friends, and I didn't think about how much 106 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 5: they were gonna gossip about it. 107 00:04:55,680 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 3: Well, duh, everyone's probably like, what the people. 108 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 2: We did you pinky swear with your friends before you 109 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 2: told them. 110 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 5: No, that was clearly my mistake. 111 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 3: There you go, I would have found out. It wasn't 112 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 3: the whole point. It was a big public moment. 113 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 5: Right, So it of course spread through school like wildfire. 114 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 5: Everybody found out. And at that point, like when I 115 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 5: realized that the news was spreading, I was devastated because 116 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 5: I really didn't want to be known as the weirdo 117 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 5: that like Mester pans. 118 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 4: We made our decisions, we have weird we got to 119 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 4: lay in after that. 120 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: Girl. 121 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 5: Well, surprisingly I became a hero to whom all of 122 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 5: my classmates. Everybody was like, so proud of me. 123 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,599 Speaker 3: Because you stood up to the man. 124 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:57,239 Speaker 5: Exactly. Yeah. I actually ended up being voted prom queen. 125 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 5: I stayed the captain of the basketball team. 126 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 3: Oh okay, to high school. It was a shallow more impressive. 127 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 4: Well congratulations, I guess did you ever take the essay 128 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 4: in shock? 129 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god? 130 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 5: I did end up retaking the SATs and I did 131 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 5: end up getting to go to the college that I 132 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 5: wanted to go to. 133 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,919 Speaker 4: Dreams do come true and then you could put this 134 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 4: on your college essay and that basketball player is now 135 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:30,799 Speaker 4: Lebron Jane opened. 136 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 5: To you. 137 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 3: Every day. Okay, So wow, I feel like this is encouraging. 138 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 2: You know, don't ever let anybody tell you no, and 139 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,320 Speaker 2: if they do, you know how to respond exactly. 140 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 1: Next time we're taking off on an airplane and they tell. 141 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 2: Me I can't use the bathket, this plane is going 142 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 2: to know my name. 143 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 1: Wow. Thanks for sharing text in seven eight, five nine. 144 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,160 Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 145 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 146 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,799 Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker. 147 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,119 Speaker 1: Your phone, jap is coming up Brooke 148 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning.