WEBVTT - Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durand's phone taps.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.

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<v Speaker 2>Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration, and and

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<v Speaker 2>every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets

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<v Speaker 2>letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought

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<v Speaker 2>it would be good if I call from the association

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<v Speaker 2>to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Him these things have got to come down. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone. Tyl Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Dan.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan there, Dana, Dana, who's this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is about? I'm the homeowners association president.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch. I

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<v Speaker 3>get the whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.

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<v Speaker 2>You understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your

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<v Speaker 2>neighbors around you are complaining there's not enough parking.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations.

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<v Speaker 2>As you remember last year, did across the street. Their

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<v Speaker 2>children were almost hit by cars that people trying to

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<v Speaker 2>come and view your life to st across.

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<v Speaker 3>The street, just across the street. I don't care what

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<v Speaker 3>they do. I don't care if they don't like it,

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that I celebrate Christmas. And you know what

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<v Speaker 3>it was. It's not she didn't objective to do. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>tell you what it was. It was the helicopter that

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<v Speaker 3>cost me a lot of money. With that helicopter, I

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<v Speaker 3>thought it would be different and entertain the kids. Bring

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<v Speaker 3>the helicopter in Santa Claus coming on the helicopter. They

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<v Speaker 3>don't like that, Well, that's too bad. That's technology.

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<v Speaker 1>How many lights did you have last year?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you care?

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<v Speaker 3>How many light bulbs I got up? Anyway, suppose I

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<v Speaker 3>have ten thousand. What's the difference. I pay my electric bill.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't pay my electric bill?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you not?

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<v Speaker 3>Dan? It's Dana.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>Last year, though it's now down the road, people parked

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<v Speaker 2>on their grass.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care about Denis. What's down the road. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care about any of them.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all set up to music. The lights are blinking, blink, blink, blinking.

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<v Speaker 2>The people next door, they can't even go to sleep

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<v Speaker 2>at night.

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<v Speaker 3>The hell with the people next door. I don't care

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<v Speaker 3>about the people next door. Let them come out. They

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<v Speaker 3>can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.

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<v Speaker 1>And now i've heard this year you're gonna charge.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make

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<v Speaker 3>a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Contributions accepted. I mean this is.

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<v Speaker 2>An Now you're making money off of the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>you're decorating your house.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not making money. If you had to pay my

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<v Speaker 3>electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they

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<v Speaker 3>want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars top.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have any control of the inside of your house.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife

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<v Speaker 3>won't let me. So I got fake snow just in

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<v Speaker 3>case it doesn't snow, and I got sands and blows.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to be able to do it this year?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm going to do it. Who hell are you

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<v Speaker 3>to tell me? I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you do it, we will place a lean against

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<v Speaker 2>your home. Sir, you will not be able to sell

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<v Speaker 2>your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>If you put a lead in my house, I'll put

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<v Speaker 3>a candy cane up your little holiday spirit.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>do it this year. Shoote he's like over the top

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<v Speaker 2>of these lights.

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<v Speaker 4>He sends more on these Christmas places than penny guests

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<v Speaker 4>to get for any best.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to call him back now. I'm just going

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<v Speaker 2>to listen in and I want to say if he

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<v Speaker 2>tells you exactly what's going on.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, hey, what do you want? Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I just got a rock and holl from that guy

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<v Speaker 3>from the homeowners association. I'm not I'm still I'm still

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<v Speaker 3>pissed off at it. I'm sorry. What what time? What

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<v Speaker 3>do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 4>He called you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, didn't you just send me that? Let the hell

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<v Speaker 3>with him?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe they have a point, you know, I have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Point, Rachel. This is my house, this is my yard.

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<v Speaker 3>I do it for you. I did it for you

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<v Speaker 3>as a little kid. I do it for all the

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<v Speaker 3>little kids in the neighborhood and then with the neighborhood association.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care about them.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and

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<v Speaker 4>people come and they got at our house and it's

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<v Speaker 4>their thing.

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<v Speaker 3>What Rachel listened to me this year? I'm adding something new,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in.

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<v Speaker 4>Here're adding more. It's are you so much?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you? A helicopter is going to come in through

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<v Speaker 3>the snow and it's gonna be a helicopter. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Plena doesn't take a helicopter. He comes in with the

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<v Speaker 4>reindeer on the FLA.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, we did that for years. This is different.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Dana, what if I come over with you? Show

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<v Speaker 1>it to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I see it?

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Froggy. If you embous to be from the

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