Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Pastor Tom Dinkins, and I was
Speaker 2: looking for Sandy. This is her, Sandy. Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: Once again? My name is Pastor Tom Dinkins. I will
Speaker 2: be officiating your wedding coming up in a few days.
Speaker 2: I know Pastor's doing it, but unfortunately he had a
Speaker 2: family event, and so I'm the one that's feeling in
Speaker 2: for him, and I thought I should call you and
Speaker 2: talk to you.
Speaker 1: For a second. Yeah, that's great. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for helping us out.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hope you're having a blessed day and it's
Speaker 2: nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, doo.
Speaker 2: I am very very excited for you to be my
Speaker 2: first nuptials first, yes, my first, and I know it
Speaker 2: won't be the last, so I'm very excited for you
Speaker 2: to pop my cherry.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's an interesting reference.
Speaker 2: But well, the reason i'm calling is your weddings in
Speaker 2: just a few days and I want to see if
Speaker 2: he needed any help. Are you going to be delivering
Speaker 2: your own vows or did you need to help with
Speaker 2: those vows? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've both written our own that sounds beautiful.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope it'll be full lover. Are you okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes, I'm so sorry about that. I'm fine. Just
Speaker 2: you know, just just thinking about your wedding and your vows,
Speaker 2: and you and your fiancee Sean being so full of
Speaker 2: love and being so excited about the future makes me
Speaker 2: think about the fact that that.
Speaker 1: Excuse.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about that. I apologize to you and
Speaker 2: to the man upstairs for using that language. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 2: back to you and your vows, how long do you
Speaker 2: expect them being.
Speaker 1: Sure? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm so sorry about this. My wife left me,
Speaker 2: and so now I'm thinking about the big day, your
Speaker 2: big day, and the beautiful ceremony and all the love
Speaker 2: and the air and all the excitement around your nuptials,
Speaker 2: and I'm just thinking about how she loved me.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's okay. I'm really sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 1: But do you think you're gonna be okay to do this?
Speaker 1: It seems like maybe you need more time or something.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't feel like maybe have someone else who.
Speaker 2: Could more time for I'm sorry, I guess I misunderstanding
Speaker 2: more time for what? Well? I wish I had a
Speaker 2: few more minutes. Yeah, just a little more time. But
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead, Oh, should you be doing a wedding? Like maybe
Speaker 1: you're not really ready to, Like maybe you should focus
Speaker 1: on my funerals and stuff for now.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm perfectly did you sound like I'm not okay, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just a little worried you're gonna cry at the wedding,
Speaker 1: but like in a sad way, like I'll probably cry,
Speaker 1: but like in a happy way. But I don't really
Speaker 1: think I want you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know those every tears. I know the every tears.
Speaker 1: You're talking about.
Speaker 2: I had them at my wedding ten years ago. But
Speaker 2: I cannot and I cannot wait to officiate your wedding.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about it.
Speaker 1: Kind of a big deal.
Speaker 2: So wait to tell them all about my ex wife
Speaker 2: and her oh going outside of the relationship. I cannot
Speaker 2: wait for them.
Speaker 1: My gosh, okay u, pastor, I really don't think that's
Speaker 1: appropriate for my wedding. Like that's something that I think
Speaker 1: you need.
Speaker 2: To do on your congregation is going to know every
Speaker 2: sort of detail. Yeah, no, this.
Speaker 1: Isn't gonna work. You cannot use my wedding as a
Speaker 1: place for you to talk about your x Y cheating
Speaker 1: on you. You cannot do our wedding.
Speaker 2: Everything, Well, you can't get married in this church if
Speaker 2: I can't do your wedding. And also I don't think
Speaker 2: you should be wearing a white dress. Actually, I think
Speaker 2: i've heard some things.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, what the hell? Sorry? But what the hell? No,
Speaker 1: the wedding is in a few days. We're getting married
Speaker 1: at that church. This is insane. Our old pastor was wonderful,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how he would have ever picked you.
Speaker 2: He's the one that ran off with my wife.
Speaker 1: What okay, No, you know what, I'm not getting married.
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's in a few days. I'll figure
Speaker 1: something out. This is insane. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Then I'll just let you know that this is actually
Speaker 2: a phone prank. This is Jebel from the Jubil Show
Speaker 2: doing a phone prank on you and your fiancee. Sean
Speaker 2: set you up. It's a joke. He actually worked it
Speaker 2: out with the other pastor to tell you that he
Speaker 2: had to cancel so he could do a prank on
Speaker 2: you before the wedding.
Speaker 1: I was freaking out. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I enjoy your wedding now, I'm sure it'll go great
Speaker 2: compared to WOC.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill us, but thank you.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks,