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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nick Glaser pos here's Nikky.

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Speaker 3: Hey everyone, welcome to the show. It's Snicky Glazer. It's

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Speaker 3: Snecky Glazer Podcast. Sorry, I'm distracted. I am texting about

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Speaker 3: a flight that my assistant needed a book cool cool issues.

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Speaker 3: Hi everyone, I am back home in Saint Louis. I

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Speaker 3: have wet hair. I just want to say, this is

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Speaker 3: a wet hair pod. I didn't have time to get

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Speaker 3: ready for this. Life is busy, and so if you

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Speaker 3: want to see me with wet hair and see it

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Speaker 3: get gradually dry over the course of the next hour,

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Speaker 3: pop onto YouTube and check us out.

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Speaker 4: I am in my studio with my two dogs.

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Speaker 3: No one else is here, but Anya and Brian and

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Speaker 3: Noah are all here.

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, how's it going.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were.

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Speaker 5: Referring to us as your dogs and I was with

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Speaker 5: my dogs.

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Speaker 6: Can I accept it dogs?

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Speaker 1: I didn't think that. I assume she was talking about

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Speaker 1: her real dogs. And I also want to answer the question.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing fine, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I can't see you guys at all, because I guess

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Speaker 3: my internet is not allowing me to see your video,

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Speaker 3: so I'm just talking into the ether.

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Speaker 4: But this is this is technology who gives us.

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Speaker 3: And we just lost her time, but he'll be back.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. Anya, What are you up to

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Speaker 3: this morning?

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Speaker 4: What's going on?

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Speaker 5: I've had a new friend. I had a meeting with

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Speaker 5: a new friend. I met for someone for tea.

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Speaker 6: She was a friend of my man.

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Speaker 3: You guys ever calmed down? Anya, still to signor tea?

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Speaker 3: It's still going on?

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Speaker 4: Did you hear the length on tea?

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Speaker 3: Did you go back and listen, Bessie's go and listen

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Speaker 3: and hear the length on the word tea.

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Speaker 6: It's because I love it so much.

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Speaker 4: You wanted you're savoring it, even the word for tea.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I met someone for tea and on the way home,

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Speaker 5: I was like, good job girl, because you don't take

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Speaker 5: many risks in adult with new friends. And it was

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Speaker 5: just nice that I said yes to that. We might

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Speaker 5: be walking buddies. Is this me moving into my senior years?

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Speaker 6: I don't know. We might go for a box together.

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Speaker 3: That's nice. That's so fun. Can we ask how you

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Speaker 3: met this friend? It was idea.

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Speaker 6: It was just a woman I know.

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Speaker 5: Was like, hey, I know someone that lives in Kingston

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Speaker 5: and she's new in town, and and then we I

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Speaker 5: was we were just texting and I was like, I

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Speaker 5: live by this coffee shop and so we grabbed a tea.

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Speaker 6: I was like, why not just say yes? It was nice?

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Speaker 6: She was nice.

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Speaker 4: Were you like ner of us going into it.

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Speaker 6: A little bit? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I was like, I'm blonde and I have a bob

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Speaker 5: and I'm horny. No, it was fine, but.

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Speaker 3: It is always at awkward when you like first met

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Speaker 3: I always like, that's always my Like when Brian was

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Speaker 3: talking about going on a million dates on apps back

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Speaker 3: in the day, I was always my first question to

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Speaker 3: people who go on app dates. It's like, how awkward

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Speaker 3: is that when you're looking for each other and you

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Speaker 3: like first see each other and kind and go hey,

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Speaker 3: and your eyebrows like raised like hey, yeah, Like.

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Speaker 4: It's so awkward.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why that part really gives me. As

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Speaker 3: the kids say the ick, but it really does my

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Speaker 3: whole It's what's would prevent me. Would I can't be

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Speaker 3: single ever again because of that awkward The bell rings

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Speaker 3: at the coffee shop you're going to and you like

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Speaker 3: look over and there's just someone going like hey, I

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Speaker 3: don't like it, and then the table approached, you have

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Speaker 3: nothing to say to one another, and you just sit

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Speaker 3: down and go like, like, what.

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Speaker 4: Do you say?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's the wrong person. Sometimes you look at someone

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Speaker 1: you give them the nod and they're not there for

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Speaker 1: the date. Oh, they're just there to go to get

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Speaker 1: coffee for themselves.

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Speaker 4: Why can normal people do this?

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Speaker 3: And I can go on like and I can't, or

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Speaker 3: I can and I have done it before, and so

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Speaker 3: I'm not a complete I'm not talking from a place

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Speaker 3: of complete like ignorance. But why can I go on

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Speaker 3: stage for an hour and talk it to a microphone

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Speaker 3: and have no problem with it and talk for hours?

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Speaker 4: I could go longer and talk for hours.

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Speaker 3: But I the idea of meeting with someone who you

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Speaker 3: potentially could have sex with, and Anya, this is not

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Speaker 3: the person that you just met with, but like too

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Speaker 3: much on the table, man, I know why.

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Speaker 5: I know why because we're in control on stage. It

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Speaker 5: is not an egalitarian relationship. We have a little more

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Speaker 5: power than the audience has, so we're comfortable. But in

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Speaker 5: the other situation you're supposed to both kind of have

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Speaker 5: roughly the same amount of power and it's just.

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Speaker 4: A hard one.

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Speaker 3: Then yes, that's you know, that's what Heckler's like, and

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Speaker 3: comedians always say to Heckler's is like you bought you

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Speaker 3: brought a knife to a gunfight, Like I have a microphone.

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Speaker 4: Don't heard this?

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Speaker 1: Yes, whenever you're on stage, at any point, you could

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Speaker 1: just be like, I don't want to talk about this anymore,

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about this, Or you could just

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Speaker 1: start making fun of the person in front of you

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Speaker 1: on a date. Those things won't work. You can't just

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Speaker 1: be on a date and be like, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to talk about squirrels anymore. I want to talk about You.

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Speaker 3: Would do that, Brian, I'm done talking about this now.

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Speaker 3: Please let's shift subjects.

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Speaker 6: This is boring.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, where'd you get that shirt? Your piece of shit?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll do that.

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Speaker 4: That's a good opener. You should write a book.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I am already figuring out ways for you to

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Speaker 3: get out of this friendship.

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Speaker 6: I knew you were going to say that, but I'm

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Speaker 6: okay with it, because, like.

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Speaker 3: You know, when people want to hang out and they

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Speaker 3: you know, and you don't really want to, what do

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Speaker 3: you do?

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Speaker 6: I just am unavailable. But I told it.

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Speaker 5: Here's why I'm proud of myself. I've made a strides

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Speaker 5: in my life. First of all, I did not pay,

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Speaker 5: which I think is is a progress for me because

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Speaker 5: in the past it would have been like I got you,

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Speaker 5: and then you set up this weird relationship again where

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Speaker 5: like I have a little more power.

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Speaker 4: Well did she pay?

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Speaker 6: Well, I'd got.

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Speaker 5: There early and I paid for my own but she

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Speaker 5: arrived just as I was getting ready to pay. And

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Speaker 5: like in the past, on your you know, one point

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Speaker 5: zero would have been like, hey, just I'll get you two,

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Speaker 5: just to be generous. But then it sets up a

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Speaker 5: weird thing I feel like where I feel pressure. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: like I feel pressure to or we're doing like a

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Speaker 5: you got me, you get me next time? Like what

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Speaker 5: if I don't want it next time, Let's just do our.

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Speaker 4: Own thing, right, it sets up a next time. That's

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Speaker 4: a good point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I ask, why do you live in Kingston?

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Speaker 5: Great question. Uh, it's Matt's fault. Matt lives here and

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Speaker 5: I met Matt live there. Honestly, guys, I think when

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Speaker 5: the apocalypse happens, I'm in one of the top ten

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Speaker 5: places in the US to be I really do believe

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Speaker 5: that we're at a good elevation. We don't have hurricanes,

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Speaker 5: we don't have earthquakes. We don't have tornadoes. We have

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Speaker 5: which is not a huge deal.

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Speaker 3: Don't have a grocery store within twenty miles roast Starbucks?

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Speaker 6: Yes, we do.

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Speaker 1: You don't, No, I kind of I envied, I asked,

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Speaker 1: because I envy you. I want to live in a

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Speaker 1: place that's like a little less congested and just kind

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Speaker 1: of you can go every you know, go outside and

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Speaker 1: not run into people all the time, and you can

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Speaker 1: just be out and listen to the birds. Like I

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Speaker 1: envy where you are, and I wanted to know why

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Speaker 1: you're there, and like what what gave you the gall

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Speaker 1: to live in a place that's not a big city.

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Speaker 3: Every time I read about a musician, they are recording

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Speaker 3: in Kingston, or they're from there, or they have a

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Speaker 4: There's lots of musicians in Kingston.

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Speaker 6: Was he drawn people are moving to h No.

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Speaker 5: The real estate was really cheap at the time that

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Speaker 5: he bought his house. But now everyone's moving to Beacon,

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Speaker 5: which is a little farther south. Everyone lives in like

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Speaker 5: or like Sogerty's or New Poults, you know, sunny New Pults.

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Speaker 5: So they're all around here. Woodstock is completely turned into

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Speaker 5: like Silver Lake on a Saturday afternoon, it's impossible to

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Speaker 5: girls chat knows. I tried to buy a table in

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Speaker 5: one Stock on a Saturday and it was absolute hell.

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Speaker 6: But uh yeah, I ended up sharing.

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Speaker 5: So much traffic and it's a tiny one like it's

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Speaker 5: a one lane I mean traffic, one lane in each direction,

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Speaker 5: and it's just absolute hell, like pedestrians.

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Speaker 1: Just society hell, what hell to you? Because if compared

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Speaker 1: to LA traffic, like el, I mean when someone says

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Speaker 1: hell in Woodstock, that's like ten minutes of waiting, whereas

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Speaker 6: Figure, you're so right, you're so right.

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Speaker 5: I was getting angry and then I was like, what

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Speaker 5: are you angry about? And I just thought about that

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Speaker 5: great Pete Holmes special where he's like angry.

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Speaker 6: At everyone in LA for using ways and he's like, oh,

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Speaker 6: you're psyched.

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Speaker 5: You got there a minute earlier than me, and you

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Speaker 5: look like you had a nervous breakdown and you're covered

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Speaker 5: in sweat. Meanwhile, I'm just like zen in my car,

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Speaker 5: Like he's like, just shut up and sit in traffic,

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Speaker 5: listen to a podcast and shut up.

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Speaker 6: Just accept it.

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Speaker 3: So I was doing, and I guess you're like stressed

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Speaker 3: to get somewhere. A minute or two minutes can make

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Speaker 3: a huge difference. But yeah, yeah, getting frustrated by traffic

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Speaker 3: is kind of ku funny.

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Speaker 4: Nohow, yes, it's kind of sweet.

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Speaker 3: It's just like what like find it's hack, you know,

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Speaker 3: like everyone's mad about traffic.

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Speaker 4: You rich, that's something new.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it interesting now when you're running late for

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Speaker 1: something and you got that number on your Google Maps

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Speaker 1: and it says you're gonna arrive at three twenty four

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Speaker 1: when you try to go so much faster, you risk

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Speaker 1: your life and everyone around you to get there at

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Speaker 1: three twenty two instead, as if that's gonna make a

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Speaker 1: difference to anybody. And it feels like when I'm driving, like,

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Speaker 1: all right, it says three twenty four, but if I

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Speaker 1: go one hundred miles an hour and get there at

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Speaker 1: three twenty two, everyone's gonna be okay with me being

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Speaker 1: twenty two minutes late.

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Speaker 4: We were late the other day to for Chris's birthday.

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Speaker 3: I got him the poorest driving experience, which is this

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Speaker 4: Everyone who had anything to do with nine to eleven.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, this isn't Ellen's wife. It says it's Porsche.

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Speaker 3: So all he had was trash bag. So I'm eating

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Speaker 3: to like everyone that's been so nice to us there.

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Speaker 3: We had a great experience. The place is closing, They're

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Speaker 3: So when he gets done with his lesson, he had

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Speaker 4: I've ever done.

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Speaker 3: there's like these dreve you can They're all these tracks

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Speaker 1: It would be the exact opposite for me. I mean,

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Speaker 4: Sound cool at all.

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Speaker 3: So I want to make sure you didn't think I

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Speaker 1: Well you can do, is it?

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Speaker 1: You know what Mario Kart is, right, of course, okay,

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Speaker 6: Just like Yoshi, and like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So Ali dressed up like Yoshi, and then I think

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00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,680
Speaker 1: I dressed up like Luigi. And we went to this

442
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,240
Speaker 1: thing and it's like a regional race and if you

443
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,920
Speaker 1: place in this race, then you like go to Las

444
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,119
Speaker 1: Vegas and you race in like the big race in

445
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,119
Speaker 1: Las Vegas.

446
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,960
Speaker 4: Oh my god. So she didn't place.

447
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:22,960
Speaker 1: Well, we went there and I hate this stuff. I

448
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,879
Speaker 1: get motion sick in vehicles like this. I can't handle

449
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,800
Speaker 1: any of it. And but I was like, I don't

450
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,239
Speaker 1: know if I'm gonna be here, I'm gonna try, and

451
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,760
Speaker 1: I just I think it was because I was nauseous

452
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,679
Speaker 1: and dissociating from my body. But I had no I was.

453
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,040
Speaker 1: I had reckless, abandoned for my own well being, and

454
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:45,119
Speaker 1: I drove like a monster and I was cutting people off.

455
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,520
Speaker 1: I got yelled at multiple times by you gotta slow

456
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,720
Speaker 1: the fuck down from the people working there. This was

457
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:56,720
Speaker 1: in you know, someplace like four minutes outside lay. No, No,

458
00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't there. And I wound up coming in third

459
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:05,920
Speaker 1: place and beating ally by one place. Oh my god, yes, yeah,

460
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,840
Speaker 1: And I was like I don't know, I just couldn't

461
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,199
Speaker 1: and I felt so sick. I wanted to throw up.

462
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,680
Speaker 1: I couldn't walk after.

463
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,960
Speaker 4: I was despite being horrible at it, you were good.

464
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,080
Speaker 1: I felt horrible, But it was like I left my

465
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,200
Speaker 1: body and like because I didn't give a shit whether

466
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,200
Speaker 1: or not I lived or died, I was just driving

467
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,480
Speaker 1: as fast as humanly as.

468
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Speaker 6: Possible, not valuing your own life at that.

469
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,399
Speaker 1: But yeah, a moment, because I was so nauseous, I

470
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,720
Speaker 1: was driving this go.

471
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,680
Speaker 3: Car, I felt so sick. You were like, I want

472
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:41,359
Speaker 3: to just die, to be like a death. All right,

473
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 3: we have to go to break and then we'll hear

474
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,640
Speaker 3: more about this when we get back, or maybe we won't.

475
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 4: I don't know yet. All right, we're back.

476
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Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Yes, Brian, what okay?

477
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 1: So you know the type of car that's named after.

478
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,879
Speaker 1: Don't say the name. The type of car that's named

479
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,720
Speaker 1: after a black jungle ca it's like a kind of

480
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 1: expensive car. Yes, okay, now say it in your head first,

481
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,880
Speaker 1: How do you say that word? How do you say

482
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 1: that word?

483
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 4: Yeah?

484
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 3: I don't like how people pronounce this word either, but

485
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 3: it's it's jaguar, and I don't like jaguar.

486
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:26,239
Speaker 7: Wait, jaguar. You say jaguar, Jaguar, Yeah, this is this

487
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 7: is the Jaguar. This is war like the band.

488
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,960
Speaker 3: What you're supposed to say?

489
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Speaker 6: There's some.

490
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's three ways that people say it, Like people

491
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 1: that want to sound fancy and British go jaguar.

492
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,760
Speaker 4: Like jaguar, Jracula, jaguar.

493
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 1: And then there are people who say jaguar, which I

494
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 1: believe is the way to say it.

495
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Speaker 6: It just son on your team.

496
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Speaker 3: Even though g u Ahar is Guar, I get it,

497
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 3: but I feel like it's Jaguar.

498
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 1: I don't know.

499
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 6: I wire there's.

500
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Speaker 1: No jaguar and it is. I can't imagine it's ja.

501
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 1: How do you pronounce it.

502
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess that's just my Midwest.

503
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 3: I understand that it's not correct, just like like saying

504
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 3: crayons or crowns or however, people say it's not correct,

505
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 3: but it's like regional for me, and that is how

506
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 3: I say it. And so, uh yeah, jaguar, I just

507
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 3: don't say jaguar. Jaguar sounds like you're just like I'm

508
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 3: because you're not done.

509
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 4: With the worst jaguar jaguar jaguar war.

510
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 3: She is Mormon and she always calls jaggy war Like

511
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 3: I get stressed out talking about cars, like even like

512
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 3: there's too many models, there's too many kinds, there's too

513
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 3: many cylinders. Chris is like, the turning radius on this

514
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 3: BMW is amazing. I'm like, then, why doesn't everyone get

515
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 3: this turning radius? Like why doesn't this turning radius? Why

516
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 3: don't they copy this kind of turning radius and make

517
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 3: it in all the cars. If it's the best, these heat,

518
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 3: these seats are the best, Let's use all those seats.

519
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 3: Let's just make one car that does it. I'm I know,

520
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like we could do this for everything,

521
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 3: and people like variety, but I just cars stress me out.

522
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 3: Chris wants me to get one. I have to go

523
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 3: pick up mine today from the shop. That's why we're

524
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 3: doing this podcast earlier. I'm stressed out about getting it

525
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 3: because it's just it's it's old, and it worries me

526
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 3: all the time. Do you know what stressed me out

527
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 3: more than anything? And I think, did I already talk

528
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 3: about this? Cars going over curbs. No, It's added to

529
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 3: my list of things that fucking caused me so much anxiety.

530
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 4: When there's a car going over a curb and.

531
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 3: It kind of goes like boom boom, and like in

532
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 3: move in action movies. In Barbie, there's a scene where

533
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 3: they're being chased and the car goes over a curb,

534
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 3: and I'm like, it just ruined the axle, Like it

535
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,199
Speaker 3: just bothers me that they just ruin this car for

536
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 3: this little curt Like and if my car hits a

537
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 3: curb or it goes over a pothole, oh good, I

538
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 3: want to do it stresses me out so much.

539
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: That happened to me the other day. I was I was,

540
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 1: I got an oil change and I was waiting out

541
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: to pull out into a busy street and there was

542
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: a traffic light there, so there was a bunch of

543
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,199
Speaker 1: cars backed up in a line, and I was just

544
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: hoping that someone'd be polite enough to let me into

545
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,360
Speaker 1: that line, and somebody did, and I was like, oh

546
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: my god, thank god.

547
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, ola does that?

548
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: The light turned green, and like the lady was like,

549
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: probably in the wrong for letting me go. She like

550
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: was really maybe.

551
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 4: Too Yeah, people could be too nice.

552
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 1: But I was going to pull into the street and

553
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: then I pulled to the right and I was too

554
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: close and in front of everybody, in front of the

555
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: lady that helped me, in front of the idea of

556
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 1: the curve bomb. And it's like, oh my god, because

557
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 1: not only did I embarrass myself, but I embarrassed the

558
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: lady who was kind enough she vouched for me, She

559
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: vouched for me, and I fucking bumped the curb in

560
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: front of her.

561
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 4: And everybody's so embarrassing.

562
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 3: There's something I would rather just hit a wall and

563
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 3: just like start smoking and I'll get all dented. Then

564
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 3: it just then it continued going after it's been bomb bombed.

565
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 4: I don't know why.

566
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 3: It just like there's something about it that reminds me

567
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 3: of when I was a kid. And I got a

568
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 3: Barbie doll. It still stresses me out to this day,

569
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 3: like I'm tensing up. I have to go to therapy

570
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 3: later today. I'm going to my somatic therapist who talks

571
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,719
Speaker 3: about like what does your body do when you talk

572
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 3: about things? And this is like causing me a lot

573
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 3: of like I want to get small. I got a

574
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 3: Little Mermaid Barbie doll for Easter one year. Maybe it

575
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 3: wasn't a Little Mermaid because it feels too No, it

576
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 3: was definitely Little Mermaids. It was like ninety one first grade,

577
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 3: and her fucking bangs were bent in a way that

578
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 3: I knew was like a manufacturing error, and I could

579
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 3: not handle it that this Barbie's supposed to be perfect.

580
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 3: It is perfect, it is in a box, it was

581
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 3: bought new, but it's bangs are bent in a weird way.

582
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 3: And I was hurling myself throughout my parents minivan. And

583
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 3: it was one of the times where they looked at

584
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 3: them each other and were like, she's crazy, and I

585
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 3: kind of like knew I was, and I was like

586
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 3: I can't control this though, Like I can't stand that

587
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: this thing is now has like a little bit of

588
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 3: damage to it that ruins the entire thing. So when

589
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 3: my car goes over one of those things, I just

590
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 3: feel like the alignment has now been set un straight

591
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 3: and now it is imperfect and I've ruined everything because

592
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 3: I'm stained and I did something wrong. Like it is

593
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 3: such a childhood trauma thing of like why can't things

594
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 3: be just perfect?

595
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 4: I want them to stay perfect.

596
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 3: As I look at a room that is almost horder

597
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 3: levels behind this camera, horder levels of crap, I can't

598
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 3: get out of my life even though Chris we've moved

599
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 3: in together, and I came home last night to our

600
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 3: new apartment because he's he changed a lot of things

601
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,919
Speaker 3: while I was gone for the past two months, and

602
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 3: he changed them in great ways. But I was like

603
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 3: he was cleaning out the podcast room because he had

604
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 3: put a bunch of stuff in here as he was

605
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 3: organizing other stuff, and I was.

606
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 4: Like, I am so sorry.

607
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 3: I have so much fucking crap, and he was like, no,

608
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 3: You've actually done a really good job of getting rid

609
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 3: of stuff.

610
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 4: So I have done something, but it never ends.

611
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 3: Can we just stop putting jewelry in little pouches, little

612
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 3: velvet pouches. I'm tired of things coming in pouches. I'm

613
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 3: tired of little I have too many little things, do

614
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 3: you know talking about when I say that, why does

615
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,479
Speaker 3: everything have to have a bag with it? Why does

616
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 3: everything have to have little buttons that come with it,

617
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 3: or like a little sack of buttons or a little

618
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 3: like a little extra bag of string and coats, Like I'm.

619
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 4: Tired of little things.

620
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: You ever order something from Amazon and it's usually from China,

621
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: and then they give you like a little gift that

622
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 1: you didn't ask for a.

623
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 3: Long oh God, or Etsy, they send you like eighteen

624
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 3: stickers plus a you know, another little bot like, yeah,

625
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 3: a little gift.

626
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 4: I'm gonna remember this company directly to the trash. And

627
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 4: then I.

628
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,959
Speaker 3: Stress out though, because I'm throwing away something that like

629
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,959
Speaker 3: someone might go, oh, I love this, you know, like

630
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 3: someone might love look.

631
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 5: At this little pouch. I have this pouch. It came

632
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 5: with my noise canceling headphones. But it's good because I

633
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 5: use this pouch all the time for this little cable

634
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 5: that connects my headphones to my computer or the airplane

635
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 5: when you're watching stuff.

636
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 3: A better person than me, I don't have anything. I

637
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: don't think that way of like I'll put this little

638
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 3: thing in this little thing.

639
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 4: I just don't. I don't think that way. Brian.

640
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 3: You even said that Ali during your vows, you were like,

641
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 3: I'll always love you, Like you know how the thing

642
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 3: that people do in vows Brian died too, where they

643
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 3: like take something that they're annoyed by their spouse spouse about,

644
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 3: but they go and I even love you for this thing.

645
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 3: And it's like, you know, an annoying thing. And he's

646
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 3: one of the things was he loves her for taking

647
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 3: things out of little bags and putting them in littleer

648
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 3: bags or something. I think you've explained it to already

649
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 3: on the podcast, but I don't. I still don't understand

650
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 3: what that is.

651
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only annoying because of when she decides to

652
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: do it. And usually it's like when we need to

653
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: like leave the car get ready to go to a thing.

654
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: Ali has this thing where she needs to be I

655
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: call it just being comfortable. Like I don't know about you,

656
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: but I don't need to be comfortable at any point

657
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: at any time of the day, Like if you're feeling

658
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: like a little hot or a little thirsty or a

659
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: little tired, I just keep going. I just keep barreling

660
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: through the day until I finally collapse to my bed

661
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: in a heap of agony.

662
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 4: And that is uncomfortable.

663
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: Your six, Allie is like, I've we've got to stop,

664
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: and we've got to address this so that I'm one

665
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: hundred percent comfortable. And so one of those things is

666
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: taking stuff out of bags and putting them into other

667
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: bags so that there isn't too many things in one bag.

668
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: Or she has everything she needs in a littler bag,

669
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: and it takes a really long time, and I find

670
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: it to be entirely unnecessary, because like, yeah, just take

671
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: the whole bag, or it doesn't matter if this is

672
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: in that bag or that's in this bag.

673
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chris is like that too. He likes to be efficient.

674
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what it is actually, Like I honestly,

675
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: that's the other thing. I don't understand it. I don't

676
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: understand why that thing needs to be in that bag.

677
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 5: Is it a perse situation or are they're like plastic bags,

678
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 5: like what's insight?

679
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: All sorts of fucking bags, all sorts of bags. I

680
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: don't even know what she's moving from one bag to

681
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: the next bag. All I know is that it about

682
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, and it's in the car. Sometimes it's in

683
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: the car. Sometimes it's like as we're getting ready to go,

684
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: and it's like, hold on, I gotta move my sunglasses.

685
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: I had my sungnglasses in my fanny pack, and now

686
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: I need to take it out of my fanny pack

687
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: and put it into my sunglass case, which is inside

688
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: my backpack. And then I need to take my water

689
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: bottle out of my backpack and put it into my

690
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: smaller bag that I'm going to carry with me my hands.

691
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 4: It's like he's just efficient.

692
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to waste any he doesn't want to

693
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 3: carry anything that he doesn't need to carry. He wants

694
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 3: to bring everything that is the right amount and have

695
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 3: a bag for it that is the perfect size for that.

696
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: But it's not efficient because it takes fifteen minutes to

697
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: organize the bag.

698
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 4: Would agree.

699
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 3: I don't understand how slow people move, and that is

700
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 3: sometimes my boyfriend, even though I understand why he does it,

701
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 3: because he doesn't forget things, he doesn't lose things. But

702
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 3: the way he like opens bags, like if I even

703
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 3: touch his bag, like I know I have to like

704
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 3: hold the zipper, like like I have to hold where

705
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 3: the zipper starts and then the zipper, Whereas I would

706
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 3: just like grab at my zipper without holding the bag,

707
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: so the whole bag would mood with my zipper and

708
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 3: I'd yank it.

709
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 5: You know.

710
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 4: But when I touch his bags, I have to be like.

711
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 3: Careful, careful, open it delicately, like it's like I'm almost

712
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 3: it's it's it's actually going great because he doesn't care

713
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 3: that I'm messy.

714
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 5: And the Great City Show, because I would watch every

715
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 5: episode of this.

716
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 3: He is now for a guy who eats Emo's pizza,

717
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 3: which is literally it's kind of smells like a dumpster

718
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 3: like it is the it's I worked there in high school.

719
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 3: It's it's it's gross. It's bad for you, there's no

720
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 3: question of it. He's crazy about water and like plastic

721
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: containers and like he doesn't want any kind of microplastics

722
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 3: or any like weird stuff. So we are now having

723
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 3: we have water delivered. I have I'm I'm a person

724
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 3: who has water delivered to my house. And I go,

725
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: let's just get a britta and just use the tap.

726
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 6: You have the best arcoll filtered thing that's everything has a.

727
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 3: Burkie, yes, and we it's up on the shelf now

728
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 3: because we're not using it. He just wants to do

729
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 3: spring water, and we have like a receptacle for it,

730
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 3: and we're having it delivered in these giant glass bottles.

731
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 3: I don't know he's in charge of that. So I'm like, sweet,

732
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 3: I have this water that tastes like nothing. It's great,

733
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 3: it's great water. But I don't. I don't care about

734
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 3: that kind of thing. I'm glad he does. My refrigerator

735
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 3: is spotless. All of my drawers have little compartments. Now

736
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 3: every there's a little He went to the container store

737
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 3: and bought everything, and so we have a container in

738
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 3: every single cabinet. Everything is organized. It's beautiful and I

739
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 3: had nothing to do with it. And he does not

740
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 3: mind that. I am nothing like that. He Last night

741
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 3: we made dinner, and by making dinner, we took we

742
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 3: He got me emos and I got whole food.

743
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 6: So we just like and by hole assembled it on

744
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 6: a bar.

745
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we put it on barely. Now, I ate it

746
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 3: out of the plastic container. Did it assembling a p

747
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 3: chargers like eating dinner. I don't know why I said,

748
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 3: made dinner, ate dinner, and afterwards we're like cleaning up

749
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 3: and I'm like, man, if I lived alone, I would

750
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: just like get this in the morning, Like I don't

751
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 3: really care about going to bed with a clean home,

752
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 3: and I know most people on here probably would, But

753
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 3: as long as it's not like leaving old food out,

754
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 3: I'd probably just like I don't know, I'd probably just

755
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 3: throw it on the sink. The sink is like a

756
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,959
Speaker 3: trash until I'm ready to put things in the trash,

757
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 3: it like clears things off. It's just in a dirty

758
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 3: little receptacle kind of. But last night I was like,

759
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 3: how does a girlfriend behave? I washed off the plastic,

760
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 3: I put it in the thing.

761
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: I wiped it off the.

762
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: Oh, Chris is home dogs? Calm down, Hey, Chris, will

763
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 3: you let the dogs out to see you.

764
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: It's so interesting that he organized the closets and the

765
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: drawers and stuff, because I did the exact same thing.

766
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: Whereas Ali does the bags into other bags. She doesn't

767
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,239
Speaker 1: give a shit about putting little drawers and closets and

768
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: making sure there's elving in the in the cabinets. And

769
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: I went and I did that for every cabinet in

770
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: the kitchen and all the closets. So what's that? Why

771
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: don't I care about the bags, but I care about

772
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: the the thing that Chris cares about.

773
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't I don't know.

774
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 3: Again, I can't really say this another time, But I

775
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 3: don't know why I am the way I am, and

776
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: I wish I was testosterone.

777
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 5: Really a question for you guys, which I think might

778
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 5: be related to hormone differences. So someone let their dog

779
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 5: poop in on our front yard and we have a

780
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 5: nest camera and every time this happens, Matt is like,

781
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 5: I cannot wait to go through the nest camera and

782
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 5: see which of our neighbors let their dog do this.

783
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 5: And I would love to see that too, And I

784
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 5: was like, oh God, here we go. And he was furious.

785
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 5: So he's like, I can't who does this? And then

786
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 5: he like get we were going to see the movie

787
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 5: and we relate for the movie because he had to

788
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 5: go in the house get clean up the thing. Take vinegar,

789
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 5: pour vinegar all over the lawn. I'm like, why are

790
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 5: you doing this? She's like it was dogs, because if

791
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 5: a dog shits on a lawn, and he will always

792
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 5: go back to shit on that lawn. But if you

793
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 5: put cayenne pepper or vinegar on it, they will not

794
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 5: want to poop there again.

795
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 4: So your law has to do the master cleanse after.

796
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 5: And yeah, I think Cayenne Pepper's not very nice to do,

797
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 5: but he did vinegar. So anyway, Uh, he finds the

798
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 5: person and he's.

799
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 4: Like, I found it.

800
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: I found it.

801
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I knew it was this lady. I

802
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 5: knew it was her. She never says hi to me. Oh,

803
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 5: she's always weird to me. And I'm like, let me

804
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 5: see this. And I look, and I couldn't believe my eyes.

805
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 5: This woman lets her dog poop on the front lawn,

806
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 5: mimics picking it up. She has one of those gloves

807
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 5: that's a poop bag, takes her glove, mimics picking it up, yes,

808
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 5: and then leaves it. And I'm like, oh my god.

809
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 5: We closed up on it several times. I'm like, I

810
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 5: can't believe.

811
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 4: Someone would do this. So that's what fashion crazy, I know.

812
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 5: And then Matt I was like, next time I see her,

813
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 5: I'm going to tell her I saw what you did,

814
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna call the police.

815
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 6: Next.

816
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 5: I'm like, don't, well, that wasn't I'm like, there's no

817
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 5: police show up. It's like there is, there's a dog,

818
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 5: there's a dog unit. I'm like, Okay, that's not the police,

819
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 5: so that's like a dog a dog patrol or whatever.

820
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I cared about someone. He's turning into an

821
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 3: old man if he's going to call the police after

822
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 3: a poop on a line. I was like, you could

823
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 3: just bruck her and just be like, why did you

824
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 3: mind picking it up? That is so embarrassing we have

825
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 3: you miming picking up dog shit.

826
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: Can just talk for a one time and she'll never

827
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: do it again because she's so embarrassed.

828
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder today I was my dog shit and

829
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 3: I and I didn't have a bag, and these people

830
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 3: sitting outside Starbucks saw my dog shit, and so I

831
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 3: had to.

832
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 4: Go like, where's the bags.

833
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: Gotta go get the bags because I always pick up

834
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 3: dog shit. And if I forget to pick up my

835
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: owns dogshit because I don't have a bag, later on

836
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 3: I'll pick up a dog shit that is my dog's

837
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 3: for the fact that I didn't get that shit, because

838
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 3: usually I pick it up with leaves or with mults.

839
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 3: You guys, if you've seen my reality show, you know

840
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 3: my mulch trick where you just douse it with tons

841
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 3: of mulch and you cover it like a birthday cake

842
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 3: and sprinkles, and so you pick it up and you're

843
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 3: only touching the sprinkles the mault and you're not touching

844
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 3: the shit. It's a great idea or grass any kind

845
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 3: of thing. But I used I had to get Starbucks

846
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 3: napkins today.

847
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 4: But these guys did think.

848
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 3: I was just going to leave it, and I was like, oh,

849
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 3: I know they're whispering about me and I but I would.

850
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 3: I think it's so crazy to do that, to leave it.

851
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 3: This woman's mentally unwell, for sure.

852
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not such a paradise after at all. Yeah,

853
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: you want to hear something interesting. I don't know if

854
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: you're going to find this interesting. Tell me if you

855
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: think this is interesting, because I find this to be interesting.

856
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: The population of Kingston is currently twenty four thousand, one hundred.

857
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety, guess what the population of Kingston.

858
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 4: Was twenty eight thousand.

859
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: Oh you think it went down.

860
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 3: I mean that's why I think this is maybe interesting,

861
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 3: because otherwise how could this be interesting?

862
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna guess unless Speak died.

863
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: Thirty years ago. A generation ago, the population of Kingston

864
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: was twenty three thousand, eight hundred and ninety four, so

865
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: it's basically not changed at all.

866
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 3: Wow, that is interesting. Yeah, okay, no, it's not say it.

867
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 3: It's just the same.

868
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 5: That helps me understand why no businesses are open here ever.

869
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 4: It just like everything, there's no businesses.

870
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 5: Like if you want Mexican food, I hope you know,

871
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 5: you can only get it Thursday, Friday and Saturday at

872
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 5: the very popular Mexican food restaurant in town that everyone loves.

873
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 6: That's it.

874
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 4: Do you do you eat? Do you make every meal?

875
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 6: No?

876
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 5: We go out once in a while, but we do.

877
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 5: We cook a lot, but we like cooking a lot.

878
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 5: Like I haven't been truly blown away by a lot

879
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,479
Speaker 5: of restaurant food here.

880
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 4: What do you guys cook? Like, what's your number one

881
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 4: thing to cook?

882
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 6: Number one thing?

883
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 5: I mean, I love this gluten free pasta I make.

884
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 5: We do that with like a you know, like a

885
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 5: quote unquote bolognietes, but it's beyond meat, and then like

886
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 5: a tomato sauce, and then we make a nice big salad.

887
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 6: Lately, I've been really into sandwiches for lunch.

888
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 5: I don't know why, because there's a fancy sandwich place

889
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 5: here and it's like fifty bucks every time we go,

890
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 5: and we're like, let's just learn how to make these

891
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 5: sandwiches and they're amazing, okay, And so I just make

892
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 5: like a really yummy vegan sand or a vegetarian sandwich

893
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 5: with like a fried egg and then sprouts and lettuce

894
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 5: and tomato.

895
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 6: This place does it with soaur kraut.

896
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 5: So I should just buy candy, but like basic vegetarian food.

897
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 6: Mostly and we love it. Okay, all right, what do

898
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 6: you guys do? Takeout?

899
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 3: I did take out for every single meal and that's

900
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,959
Speaker 3: just what.

901
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: My life, you know. And Chris don't cook at all.

902
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 3: Chris will cook a little, but sometimes when he's like

903
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 3: trying to be better about being healthy because he doesn't

904
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: really have options for healthy food like elsewhere, so he'll

905
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 3: like make Brussels sprouts and stuff.

906
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 4: But like, no, we don't. We don't cook at all.

907
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 6: That's why I go out.

908
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 5: I want to go out for something I couldn't possibly make,

909
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 5: like really delicious Brussels sprouts.

910
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 6: I don't know how to make them, so.

911
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 5: They're like all fried or yeah, like.

912
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 4: Sugar is that it?

913
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 3: I mean anything that is cooked elsewhere that you're like,

914
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 3: how do they do it.

915
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,280
Speaker 4: It's usually those ingredients.

916
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: I think, well, for Brussels sprouts, you need the flamethrower

917
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: thing to make them really crispy and burned.

918
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 6: I guess we got to get air fryers. Everybody's doing

919
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 6: air No, I.

920
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 3: Was gonna go as out of style soon, I bet

921
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 3: you no.

922
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 4: But I don't know what i'd air fry.

923
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 5: Everybody's like it's incredible, sweet potato fries, chicken nuggets, tofu nuggets,

924
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 5: deep fried anything, call of our wings, Like you can

925
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 5: make the most.

926
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 6: I don't know.

927
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 3: People live their lives where they have to cook all

928
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 3: their meals. Yeah, they are constantly cleaning their will take a.

929
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: Really long time to cook your dinner. I mean it's

930
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: you know, you can do fast stuff, but.

931
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 4: If you want to make a clean dinner, yeah.

932
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: No, it takes a long time. Every time I do,

933
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: it's like, wow, I just spent from the hours of

934
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: five pm until seven thirty pm cooking and cleaning my

935
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: my dinner. Yep, I clean my dinner too.

936
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 6: It's a lot of maintenance and upkeep.

937
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 3: But I will say takeout makes you feel bad because

938
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 3: you are constantly throwing away plastic.

939
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: And it costs like seven thousand dollars, that is.

940
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 3: But that's my one thing that I that's why I

941
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 3: that's my one indulgence that that in Taylor Swift tickets things.

942
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: The population of Saint Louis, Okay, right now in twenty

943
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,720
Speaker 1: twenty three, it is two hundred and ninety three thousand,

944
00:41:58,920 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 1: three hundred and ten.

945
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: That's here, Saint Louis City, Saint Louis City.

946
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that what it is?

947
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's not where I live, not even in St.

948
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: Louis County. Yeah, okay, so Saint Louis County. Okay, Well,

949
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: this one's nice.

950
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,760
Speaker 4: I think we're like millions.

951
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: The population of Saint Louis County is nine hundred and

952
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: ninety seven thousand, one hundred and eighty seven.

953
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what was it in nineteen ninety whatever?

954
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety it was basically the same, nine three thousand.

955
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 3: But this is the town's family moved here from Cincinnati.

956
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 2: Oh.

957
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 1: It's interesting is the city has decreased dramatically since nineteen ninety.

958
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: Oh the city.

959
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 3: Yeah because yeah, white flight baby. Yeah, Saint Louis is

960
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 3: very segregated and very scared of the city.

961
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 4: That's why I said, like it's different.

962
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 3: Like my sister lives kind of in the city, and

963
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 3: you would think she lives on skid row with how

964
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: people respond with like you live in the city. I mean,

965
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 3: her car was stolen twice in one week.

966
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 5: I think, so should they have two cars stolen or

967
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 5: one car twice?

968
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 4: Two different cars stolen? Both of their cars were stolen,

969
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 4: I think in one week.

970
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 3: From the driveway, we gotta go, we gotta go a break.

971
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 3: But I want to talk about something that happened with

972
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 3: Luigi last night. When we get back my step dog

973
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 3: or not step dog? My, Uh, what's the my he

974
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 3: was my dog, but I've given him away?

975
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 6: What is my biological dog? Her biological say? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

976
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 6: we'll back up to the.

977
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 4: Okay, we're back here.

978
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 3: I am with Marion, my dog, and Luigi's in the

979
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 3: other room with Chris because he hates me right now

980
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 3: because the dogs are staying with me right now and less.

981
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 3: My parents taught me a funny trick with It's not

982
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 3: even a trick. It's actually really cruel now that I

983
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 3: think about it. But you know what, certain dogs respond

984
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 3: to certain words like w alk or like t r

985
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 3: e A T. And you have to like spell it

986
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: so they don't get too worked up. Well, there's a

987
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 3: certain word that makes Luigi so sad and like turn

988
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 3: like it's just it's funny, how fucking sad he gets

989
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 3: so quickly.

990
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 4: But if you say the word.

991
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: B A T H, he he is tail goes between

992
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 3: his legs.

993
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 4: You would think that he has been beaten in baths.

994
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 4: So I can't even believe it.

995
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 3: I said the word because I said I would never

996
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 3: say it around there is something something horrible happened to him.

997
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: They used to happen to my dog Bruno, Like if

998
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 2: if he would hear me whispering bath, he would just hide.

999
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 4: Why do they so much?

1000
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: It's not that long, it's not that horrible, but you

1001
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,439
Speaker 3: would think he has was like it's like I said

1002
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 3: the R word to someone who has had that happened

1003
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 3: to them, Like he was traumatized in a way that

1004
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 3: I felt so bad because I've saying to because it

1005
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 3: was like, Chris, look how funny this is because my

1006
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 3: parents showed it to me, and it was really funny

1007
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,479
Speaker 3: when I first saw it, because he just like.

1008
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 4: Puts the stail between his likes and he just kind

1009
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 4: of tiptoes into a dark room to like it's so funny.

1010
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 5: And we say bunny, she's she saw bunny once outside

1011
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 5: and now she knows the word. And if you ever

1012
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 5: say bunny, she gets her ears go crazy and she

1013
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 5: goes to the window and for like an hour she's

1014
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 5: just staring out like laser focused out the window, waiting

1015
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 5: for a non existent bunny to come.

1016
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 4: That's sad, but that's actually like, she's not like sad.

1017
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 3: Though Luigi looked like he was reminded of a time

1018
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 3: where you know, he got severely or something.

1019
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly it in them.

1020
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 3: And so last night I did it and Chris was like,

1021
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 3: I think this is cool because he.

1022
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 4: Went in the other room and he wouldn't come out,

1023
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 4: and I was like, babe, I'm so sorry.

1024
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 3: Camere and he he was he then he started shaking

1025
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 3: trembling like crazy. Guys like just like but he also

1026
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 3: is a kind of dog that likes to be a

1027
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 3: baby and likes to be a widow, like likes when

1028
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 3: he gets like, I go, are you a sad dog?

1029
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 3: He'll like get sad or looking to just get like

1030
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 3: and he'll just get like kind of limp bodied. So

1031
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 3: sometimes he I can make him start shaking if I

1032
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 3: just go, oh, is someone so sad and he will

1033
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 3: eventually start shaking. The last time he was shaking so

1034
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 3: much from the mansion of a batch. And then I

1035
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 3: started saying like, oh man, I have a math problem

1036
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 3: to do late, like I was just saying things at

1037
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 3: rhyme with it, and he was even getting triggered by that,

1038
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 3: and and I felt so bad. And the rest of

1039
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 3: the night he was mad at me. He was mad

1040
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 3: at me until we for hours after he wouldn't we

1041
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 3: were eating popcorn. He wouldn't take a popcorn from my hand.

1042
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 3: He would only take it from chrystals.

1043
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 5: He was like.

1044
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 4: Punishing, so mad at me.

1045
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 3: He's very smart, He's such an asshole and he h

1046
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 3: I love him so much, But I was just wondering

1047
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 3: if you guys, I'm glad that Bruno had that same response,

1048
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 3: like why.

1049
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 4: It's they get clean?

1050
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 3: And also as soon as we get done with the bath,

1051
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 3: I go, it's tell time. And then I go like

1052
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 3: with towels, and I just like messed owls around their

1053
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 3: head and they freaking love some nothing more than how

1054
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 3: do you bathe him? I used to bathe them like

1055
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 3: once a month. I think, like not that much and

1056
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 3: he would love it when it was over, and it's like,

1057
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 3: wasn't even that worth it? Like it's almost like working out,

1058
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: like I work out, because the feeling afterworkinglain.

1059
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 6: That to him.

1060
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Bruno would also turn it. Bruno would also

1061
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 2: turn into a stone in the shower, so he.

1062
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 4: Would not like move.

1063
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 2: Yes, it was like that dog that like turned into

1064
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,240
Speaker 2: a statue. And I think it was like Home Alone

1065
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 2: or something POMPEII in Problem Child. I don't know if

1066
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 2: you've seen that movie.

1067
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 4: Oh no, but I know what you mean.

1068
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 3: Like, I like that's what Luigi does too, just like

1069
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 3: gets totally shivery and so tense and like like a boner,

1070
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 3: like stiff, like a boner.

1071
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 5: Do you try treats because Willy used to do that

1072
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 5: and hate baths And now I just bring treats up

1073
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 5: there and just keep giving her treats the whole bath

1074
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 5: and now she jumps into the tub like a little

1075
00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,399
Speaker 5: bit of life.

1076
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1077
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 3: But what is the difference between like a dog when

1078
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 3: you you know, when you scratch a dog in an

1079
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 3: area where they're like oh yeah, and they kind of

1080
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 3: get tense and they like they like start shaking their

1081
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 3: leg and they kind of like start shaking, and they

1082
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 3: like look up into the sky and they almost their

1083
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 3: bodies start twisting and contorting because they're in such ecstasy.

1084
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 4: How is that not an orgasm? How is that not?

1085
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 3: Like Marian will have one right now if I get

1086
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 3: her spot She was having one last night, And I

1087
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 3: was like, there's no difference between me and Marian when

1088
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 3: we have an orgasm, the same thing, the same body.

1089
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: Con she finished, And I just remember as a kid

1090
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 3: being like doing that to dogs, making their legs twitch

1091
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 3: and making them get all tense and stuff, and not

1092
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 3: even thinking anything of it. Like, but I wonder if

1093
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 3: my parents were constantly like, oh my god, that dog

1094
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 3: looks like it's having an orgasm, Like I wonder if

1095
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 3: all adults were always thinking, like a dog looks like

1096
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 3: it's coming now, why would they connect the two?

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00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: And then he gets really tired after her and then

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00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: he starts smoking a cigarette.

1099
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1100
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I hated baths and my

1101
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 5: parents told me that for two years they didn't give

1102
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 5: me a because I would scream. And my Dad's like,

1103
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 5: you developed scabs on your head, you know, you were

1104
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 5: really difficult. I'm like, you're a terrible parent.

1105
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 4: Like, why are you blaming me?

1106
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 6: Right?

1107
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 4: Not for two years.

1108
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 5: That's I know, But somehow it was my fault. It

1109
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 5: was an infant, like you were really problematic, really weird kid.

1110
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 6: Just didn't like why that was before.

1111
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 4: Wet wipes, Like what did parents do back then?

1112
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 6: Just get a wreg.

1113
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 5: I don't know the feeling of water on my head,

1114
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 5: so maybe it's not that rare well.

1115
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: Anya bringing up this camera that she filmed her neighbor

1116
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: doing the poop reminded me of this story I read

1117
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: over the weekend that made me feel crazy. But there's

1118
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: this couple in Florida who had just had a baby

1119
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: and they're downstairs. Neighbor complained that the baby was crying

1120
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: too much, and but there's nothing that they could do

1121
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: about it. It's a crying baby. But then a couple

1122
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: of months go by and all of a sudden, they

1123
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: start noticing a weird chemical smell in the apartment. Yes,

1124
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: they started raising a weird chemical smell in the apartment,

1125
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: and they're like, that's weird. And they tried to look everywhere.

1126
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: They looked at the hot water heater, they looked at

1127
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: the gas leak, they look for everything in the house

1128
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: and they fix things, and they thought they got rid

1129
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: of the chemical smell, but then all of a sudden,

1130
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: the baby, who is now like one or something, started

1131
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: vomiting and getting and crying, getting really sick.

1132
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1133
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like, we don't know what's going on.

1134
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: So then they decided to put some cameras. They hit

1135
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 1: some cameras in a bush right outside their front door

1136
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: to be like, what the fuck is going on? What's

1137
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 1: this chemical smell? Why is everybody in the house getting sick?

1138
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: And this is going on for months and months and months,

1139
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: and then one day, all of a sudden they see

1140
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: on their camera their neighbor to the one who complained

1141
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: about the baby crying before he leaves for work or whatever,

1142
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: he walks up to the front door with a syringe

1143
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: and he injects chemicals underneath the door jam into the

1144
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: house and then walks away and they have him direct

1145
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: It's like it's like this was filmed for with the Apple.

1146
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: I didn't see it that yet, so okay, but it's

1147
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: like this was film for a television show that you

1148
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: can see his face, you can see this perfectly framed,

1149
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: this guy injecting the syringe, and they found out that

1150
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: this guy, who was a chemistry doctorate student at the

1151
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: at a local university, was taking chemicals, mixing them together

1152
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: like a fucking mad scientist, and injecting them into the

1153
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: door of the house to try to kill the baby

1154
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: because he was mad that it was crying all the time.

1155
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 3: Jesus, yes, God, final thought. People are insane. Did you

1156
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 3: have to brind this the other day?

1157
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 4: Seriously?

1158
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 3: People are so stupid and crazy. First of all, how

1159
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 3: do you not know that everywhere is cameras. If I

1160
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 3: wanted to murder someone, I just wouldn't do it because

1161
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 3: everywhere's cameras. There's cameras all over. You're not You're always

1162
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 3: gonna get caught.

1163
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 4: You're fucked like.

1164
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 3: You can't murder someone anymore. This isn't nineteen forties. Oppenheimer

1165
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 3: could have killed that chemistry guy with the apple, even

1166
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 3: though I heard that's not a true story based on

1167
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 3: that was one of the parts of the movie that

1168
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 3: wasn't real, and it's not.

1169
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 4: Don't worry. Don't get mad at me about the spoiler.

1170
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 3: It was two seconds of a movie and it never

1171
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 3: comes back to even be a part of the movie, right,

1172
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 3: Anya correct? Okay Anya? I saw Oppenheimer. Oh waite again.

1173
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 3: I just want to say this too. There's a website

1174
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 3: called like rent a Hitman. I told Brian about this,

1175
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 3: and they are getting They're catching so many people who

1176
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 3: are trying to kill people because people really think it's

1177
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 3: a place you can get a hit man, and so

1178
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 3: they're signing up and trying to procure.

1179
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 4: A hit man.

1180
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 3: And so go to rent a Hitman dot com and

1181
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 3: see it's like a fake website to catch people who

1182
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 3: are trying to kill their spouses.

1183
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 4: I'm guessing I saw Oppenheimer. I loved it.

1184
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 3: I don't really know what I saw though, to be

1185
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 3: honest with you, it was I saw Killian Murphy is

1186
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 3: hot and cool and I like watching him. He's just

1187
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 3: hot in a weird, mysterious kind of creepy way.

1188
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 4: He's a great actor. Emily Blunt. I'm a fan now.

1189
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 5: I know.

1190
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 3: I'm like cod why is she and everything? But I

1191
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 3: get why she's and everything. She's fucking good and I

1192
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 3: liked how they like made her look more and more

1193
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 3: like old and alcoholic throughout the movie. I saw it

1194
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 3: the Chinese Grahm in theater, like the gigantic seventy K

1195
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 3: screen or whatever it is. It was a very loud movie.

1196
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 3: I had to put earplugs in the entire time. Heeling

1197
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 3: fast paced, there was no need for there was three

1198
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 3: I was almost like Ariostour, you never get bored because

1199
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 3: it changes so fast all the time. It's like there's

1200
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 3: not but there's no boring scenes. It flips around a lot.

1201
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 3: I did feel like it was like the same kind

1202
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,959
Speaker 3: of movie over the same scene over and over, because

1203
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 3: it kind of was, because it went through like but

1204
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 3: I thought it was great, and yeah, I liked it.

1205
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 3: I don't know what to feel after it. It didn't

1206
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 3: like stay with me though. I'm not like thinking about

1207
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 3: it a ton after I saw it.

1208
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 4: It was good, though, what did you think about it?

1209
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 3: Anya? Because I haven't talked to anyone who's seen it

1210
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 3: about about it, I know that you you would.

1211
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 5: I was impressed visually, but I also was like, this

1212
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 5: is not this is not for me. Christopher Nolan is

1213
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 5: famous for really using soundtrack so much, and for me,

1214
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 5: it was just like I'm distracted by this sound being

1215
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 5: so loud throughout the whole thing. It's like a movie trailer.

1216
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 5: It's like I just want to hear these people talk

1217
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 5: and I don't need like swelling strings in this part.

1218
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 6: It's just like I.

1219
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 3: Would have loved some captions up in that bitch. I

1220
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 3: felt very like, I am used to captions. Now I

1221
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 3: need them, I want them. I thought, uh, yeah, I

1222
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 3: really liked it, and it was I'm glad I saw

1223
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,359
Speaker 3: it and it's Christmas mail alone, And I said, what

1224
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 3: do you mean by that?

1225
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 6: To male gaze?

1226
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 5: Like Florence p it doesn't need to be nude in

1227
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 5: every scene.

1228
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 4: I liked it.

1229
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 5: No, she didn't, though. It was all about like her

1230
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 5: tit in every shot. It's like what she's saying is

1231
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 5: actually kind of important, but we just have to put

1232
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 5: her naked in this scene again.

1233
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 3: Do you know your ears and your nipples completely match

1234
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 3: up mine?

1235
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 4: I found this just yours Anya.

1236
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 3: I read a fact about Annia last night on your

1237
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 3: ear loaves, and your nipples are perfectly aligned, or should

1238
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 3: be if you're yeah, think about it.

1239
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 4: That kind of makes sense. Yeah, I like it.

1240
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 3: I don't know why that was interesting to make you

1241
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 3: learn Oppenheimer last night. It was a good film, That's

1242
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 3: what I learned. I have to go because I have

1243
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 3: to go to therapy and to get my car. But

1244
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 3: thank you guys for doing the podcast today. Thank you

1245
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 3: for listening to the podcasts. I'm on tour this week

1246
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 3: Chicago Theater Friday. I'm very excited about it. New material,

1247
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 3: new merch Anya will be there, Chris will be there.

1248
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 3: He's not performing, but he'll be in the house, and

1249
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 3: and you will be there.

1250
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 4: Hopefully.

1251
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 3: Tell your friends Chicago this week. I really want to

1252
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 3: sell it out. We are not even close, and I

1253
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 3: would really like to get those tickets.

1254
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 4: A move in.

1255
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 3: This isn't like Aerra store. If you buy a ticket

1256
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 3: to my show, it actually matters. It's not like every

1257
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 3: seat counts, and I really appreciate it if you come so.

1258
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 3: And also Peoria on Saturday and also in Illinois.

1259
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 4: I'm very excited about that show as well.

1260
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 3: Friday and Saturday this week, and then my tour kicks

1261
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 3: off and I'm off to like a million shows in

1262
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 3: the next couple of months and I'm really pumped for them.

1263
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 4: Best material yet. Come out and see me. Thanks for

1264
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 4: listening to pod today, Dumpika and listen to what Florence

1265
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 4: has to say. Oh stair Ships