Speaker 1: Talk talk. We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion.
Speaker 1: Who talks, bitch, That's not what we're about to do.
Speaker 1: What's up, y'all?
Speaker 2: Listen?
Speaker 3: Thank you for tuning in for a new episode, and
Speaker 3: we talked back a show dedicated to you, dreamers and chases,
Speaker 3: niggas and holes all.
Speaker 2: The bitches in between.
Speaker 3: It's your co host, aj Holiday. What's up, tam Bam.
Speaker 1: Hey, y'all listen me tam Man.
Speaker 3: I fucking love y'all. God damn, I love y'all. Lass
Speaker 3: ive you trying to make them death?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: I love you, Tom.
Speaker 2: I'm excited you're yelling at these people.
Speaker 1: How was your weekend?
Speaker 2: I had a good weekend. Child.
Speaker 3: It was raining, real bad in Charleston, but we celebrated
Speaker 3: my stepsister going away. She's going being deployed. She's in
Speaker 3: the US Army. Who employed your booty, Africa? It is
Speaker 3: not your booty, it's your beauty.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they say who right. I don't
Speaker 1: want other military branches to be that's not what the
Speaker 1: fuck they say.
Speaker 2: They's like weed or whatever they say. Don't they be
Speaker 2: so territorial.
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, every branch in the military talked about the other light.
Speaker 3: All branches say that the Air Force and the resilions.
Speaker 2: No, they say they a bunch of civilions.
Speaker 1: If I had to go with any branch, no shade
Speaker 1: to the rest, but it would definitely be the Air
Speaker 1: Force because when they deployed they had the Army and
Speaker 1: the Marines in tents and then the Air Force being apartments.
Speaker 1: The better, I don't know.
Speaker 3: So we had a good old time in my dad's
Speaker 3: backyard this weekend in the rain. Bitch I was on
Speaker 3: the mic all night, cutting up, singing. It was so fun.
Speaker 3: I was wet, sweat and sticking to me, but I
Speaker 3: really enjoyed my family and.
Speaker 2: I just told my steps is to stay safe out
Speaker 2: their child.
Speaker 1: Fine. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: I was trying to research when she told me she
Speaker 3: was going to Africa. I'm like, why what the fuck
Speaker 3: is going on over there? Because she's not the only
Speaker 3: person deploying to Jaibouti. So apparently Djaibouti is right near Iran.
Speaker 3: And if y'all remember Biden, you know they got the
Speaker 3: war over right, but then we left some Americans over there,
Speaker 3: So I think that they're trying to extract the people
Speaker 3: and maybe hopefully the ammunition and shit they left over there.
Speaker 1: Well, good luck to her. I hope she stays safe
Speaker 1: and comes back with some interesting stories to tell so
Speaker 1: we could share it on we talked, Man, my weekend girl.
Speaker 1: I had some weird shit going on with my clients
Speaker 1: this weekend. Man. One of my clients is she had mud,
Speaker 1: but she was.
Speaker 2: Just ruined my day.
Speaker 1: She kept having to get up and go shit. Man.
Speaker 1: I was like, bal like you got this.
Speaker 2: She's like my summing dum man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: She was in Like she was in that bathroom equivalent
Speaker 1: of probably thirty forty minutes of her appointment on and off,
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes here, five more minutes there, ten minutes there.
Speaker 1: She's like, bro, I don't know what's going on with me.
Speaker 2: She must have took a laxi of the night before.
Speaker 1: I was like, do you mean DoD do it regularly?
Speaker 1: She's like no, it's like you didn't add five or
Speaker 1: to your dance so you can ship often so you
Speaker 1: don't have to shut up like this. Yeah. So that
Speaker 1: happened in then then one of my clients told me
Speaker 1: that she'd be eating her own pussy.
Speaker 2: What what are you doing?
Speaker 1: These are growing professional women like the well who shit up?
Speaker 1: She like real successful with her Amazon like career. And
Speaker 1: then the other one, this bitch be working for three
Speaker 1: laptops at the same time, working three full time jobs
Speaker 1: at the same h She know, black girl getting to
Speaker 1: that bad, but she'd be eating her own pussy. I
Speaker 1: was like, excuse me, say what? Excuse me? Say what?
Speaker 1: She said, Yeah, like I taste my pussy once a week.
Speaker 1: I was like, for what She's like. I was like, so,
Speaker 1: you just stick your finger in your pussy and taste it.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I just make sure it tastes good,
Speaker 1: because if I don't like the way it tastes, I know,
Speaker 1: my nigga ain't gonna like the way it tastes. She's like,
Speaker 1: and I like, when I'm eating different foods, I taste
Speaker 1: it to see if it changed the taste. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't eat bow Jangles French fries because it tastes
Speaker 1: it tastes my pussy.
Speaker 2: What Those French fries are very heavy with grease.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not the only way I'm gonna
Speaker 1: taste my pussy is all off somebody's mouth, right.
Speaker 2: That'sting your ship. Every Monday, right, del I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I honestly, I think you just like eating
Speaker 1: your own pussy, because that's weird to me.
Speaker 2: Does she eat pussy?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: She said she gonna get her just hers. But men
Speaker 3: like the taste of it. I don't think it matters
Speaker 3: if she doesn't like.
Speaker 1: It, right, it ain't about you liking it. It's about
Speaker 1: whoever eating it liking it exactly?
Speaker 2: Is that stupid internet news? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think nobody else do that.
Speaker 1: She said, everybody don't do that. No, I don't know nobody.
Speaker 3: Else that do that shit, aside from cats and dogs.
Speaker 3: Like I be licking it on a pussy all day.
Speaker 1: Y'all get in the comments after this episode and let
Speaker 1: us know if y'all be eating y'all own pussy so
Speaker 1: I can point at you and laugh.
Speaker 2: Hah shame. Let's get in the stupid internet news though.
Speaker 3: So listen, I saw a video today now I think
Speaker 3: I forwarded to you. But it's a fucking beer at
Speaker 3: an at a excuse me, at a Chinese zoo. It's
Speaker 3: clearly somebody in a fucking bear costume waving, standing on
Speaker 3: its hind legs, waving at the crowd child.
Speaker 2: So China is denying that suggestions.
Speaker 1: How you know that these animals aren't evolving?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, So bears do stand on their hind legs. There's
Speaker 3: actual videos of actual bears doing this.
Speaker 2: Bitch, this bear so slim.
Speaker 1: They ain't feeding that bear. That bear waving like, somebody,
Speaker 1: throwt me some of that chicken. Y'all up here looking
Speaker 1: at me, Throw a piece of meat down here. That's
Speaker 1: what he waving about. That.
Speaker 2: They got his elbow sitting up on the rocks.
Speaker 1: He got his hand on his hand on his hip,
Speaker 1: the other hand waving, Hey, throw me a piece of
Speaker 1: that fucking chicken.
Speaker 2: Bitch staring down here at me, shut up, he's stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so man, I'm like, wait a minute, man, but
Speaker 3: China does not give a fuck. They will duplicate your
Speaker 3: ass if they want to say over there making bears
Speaker 3: and lying about it.
Speaker 1: That that's what stupid, real stupid, that's stupid news. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a real beer.
Speaker 2: That is not a bear.
Speaker 1: That's a bear.
Speaker 2: Look at the brown area underneath his fucking neck. That's
Speaker 2: a suit. You know what.
Speaker 3: Perception, that's the perception, bitch. If you're perceiving that as
Speaker 3: a real bear.
Speaker 2: It's something wrong with you.
Speaker 1: Look like a bear to me, go down there and
Speaker 1: try to take his head off and see if he
Speaker 1: don't take yours off.
Speaker 2: That is a bear and drag that bear is just evolved. Girl,
Speaker 2: That is not a bear.
Speaker 3: Look at the booty, it's all sunken, be hungry. Well,
Speaker 3: they need to go to jail because while y'all starving
Speaker 3: that little ass beer, look at the head.
Speaker 1: Their head don't look like no costume. Look at that mouth,
Speaker 1: their mouth look real. Yeah, we're gonna have to post it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to post it, so y'all just see it,
Speaker 1: because that looked like a real bear, a little hungry
Speaker 1: bear waving he wants something met.
Speaker 2: The face do look kind of real. But you know,
Speaker 2: they make everything over there.
Speaker 3: They probably can make a a motorized head like that
Speaker 3: from the mouth to open and all that. You okay,
Speaker 3: show biz, remember show business. That motherfucker didn't look real.
Speaker 2: That motherfucker, that's what this looked like.
Speaker 1: My mouth moving, my sister, that mouth only moved on
Speaker 1: like one setting.
Speaker 2: It was never with the words of the motherfucking song, y'all.
Speaker 1: I remember, showby is my older sister, my older big
Speaker 1: grown sister, used to be so scared of that motherfucking
Speaker 1: gorilla playing that motherfucking piano.
Speaker 2: She said, girl, what's up with all the motherfuckers?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. It just kept coming out,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that motherfucking piano. And she used to get
Speaker 1: under the table and like trying to grab her pizza
Speaker 1: from on top of the table, and I used to
Speaker 1: pinch her finger so she couldn't eat her food.
Speaker 2: That is so petty, petty. So look y'all.
Speaker 3: Someone Walker and Jada Wader kind of got and said
Speaker 3: a little bit, some are shaded, Jada, did you see that? Yo?
Speaker 3: Some of Walker basically tweeted or she put on an
Speaker 3: Instagram story that she's done, you know, getting cheated or
Speaker 3: she can't do the cheating shit. She tried to be
Speaker 3: Jada Wada, but that she made for that shit, right.
Speaker 3: So Jada responded back, was like, bitch, I learned my
Speaker 3: lesson after one child, right, I know something work out
Speaker 3: three babies now two baby daddies at this point. So
Speaker 3: her her Instagram post says, tried my best to be
Speaker 3: Jada Wada, but I couldn't.
Speaker 2: It was cute, though I wish him the best.
Speaker 3: I can't do that cheating stuff, And Jada responded, I
Speaker 3: learned my lesson after one kid. Motherfucker's around here starting
Speaker 3: their own trends and trying to insert me for laughs
Speaker 3: on the shade room. No, why, I don't understand why she.
Speaker 1: Did that, you know, I honestly, I don't think she
Speaker 1: really thought about it. I don't think she really considered
Speaker 1: like that. That was that woman's trauma. You know. I
Speaker 1: think when she meant it, it was like I tried
Speaker 1: to be like you. I don't think she meant it
Speaker 1: as a jab, but it was.
Speaker 2: That was definitely a jab. And I, you know, I.
Speaker 3: Can't keep giving people benefit of adult like you're a
Speaker 3: grown woman. Has somebody mentioned you like that, you'd feel
Speaker 3: some type of way too, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm not sucking that up to as to like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: she didn't mean it that way. No, we gotta sometimes
Speaker 3: go with exactly how people say things and what they say.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with how she said it and what
Speaker 3: she said and face value she said what she said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what would be the point of starting beef
Speaker 1: with Jada?
Speaker 2: You know it's not really to start beef, but it
Speaker 2: was shady because they're both public figures, right, and everybody
Speaker 2: knows that baby, I mean, Jada had been going back
Speaker 2: and forth with a low baby and he cheats and
Speaker 2: he's been on shows saying how he doesn't really love
Speaker 2: her even after having a child with her. Shit like that,
Speaker 2: Like it's her ful.
Speaker 3: So you know, from one woman to another, like we
Speaker 3: all been through our dumb bitch shit. Why are you
Speaker 3: using me to like make a dumb bitch category? Right,
Speaker 3: I'm at the top of the dumb bitch can example?
Speaker 1: Right? How you gonna make getting cheated on my name?
Speaker 1: Try to be Jada Waiter.
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, that's what I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It was it was missy. I always be feeling like
Speaker 1: I don't feel like she meant it that way. I
Speaker 1: always be meant she ain't mean it.
Speaker 3: Benefit of the doubt had asked, girl, don't listen, people
Speaker 3: said she said exactly. She was trying to be She
Speaker 3: may not have been trying to be disrespectful, but it
Speaker 3: was highly disrespectful, Like girl, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: And we don't know what the hell going on with
Speaker 3: Jada right now, the internet keeps speculating that she's pregnant.
Speaker 3: If she is, she might not be pregnant for the
Speaker 3: baby or excuse me, low baby put that up. She
Speaker 3: doesn't look pregnant to me. Yeah, I don't know, but
Speaker 3: it's like the comments in her on her I.
Speaker 1: Hope, I hope they spoke in the DMS and she
Speaker 1: apologized and they let go.
Speaker 3: I don't know kind of stuff going on. And then
Speaker 3: look little meech he he posted a damn video. So
Speaker 3: apparently an onlooker caught him going into a women's apartment
Speaker 3: and he actually got on live and said, damn, a
Speaker 3: nigga can't help his cousin bring in groceries. When I
Speaker 3: tell you, the girl who he was following asked, was
Speaker 3: so fat and his nigga had no groceries in his hand.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming the groceries. Was that ass right, because what
Speaker 3: are you talking about? And he bought that munch on
Speaker 3: some lunch. He's out here playing in her face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But what if it is his cousin, Listen, a nigga
Speaker 1: gonna be able to play all over me.
Speaker 2: I just be benefiting it down to everybody.
Speaker 1: No, what if he was his cousin, because like once
Speaker 1: mm hmm, because he can't help his cousin, got a
Speaker 1: fat ass.
Speaker 3: Where is the groceries? Though maybe there's a doorbell ringer
Speaker 3: video of him. There's nothing in his hands like a towel,
Speaker 3: and she don't have no groceries, but that ass, Yeah,
Speaker 3: where's the groceries? And I think he was trying to
Speaker 3: be funny. Damn, I can't help my cousin bring the groceries.
Speaker 1: In, right, cherk, damn damn Meach, I was. We were
Speaker 1: all rooting for y'all. It's hard out here. Dating is
Speaker 1: so hard in twenty twenty three. I just don't know, girl.
Speaker 2: Is it that hard?
Speaker 3: I think we entertain the wrong people oftentimes, and women
Speaker 3: don't want to talk about that shit. Because I can
Speaker 3: tell you the relationships I've been in. I had a
Speaker 3: choice before I got into that relationship, Like I probably
Speaker 3: had a choice between and I chose wrong.
Speaker 2: You study long, you study wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely don't chose wrong a million times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we just got to have a little bit
Speaker 3: more discernment. It's not that bad out here. I mean,
Speaker 3: Meach got a little cute face. They say musty, but
Speaker 3: it's face cute. You know, I can understand why Summer
Speaker 3: wanted to hop on that, especially after seeing that.
Speaker 2: On that episode.
Speaker 1: You don't think so that was a.
Speaker 2: Stunt, big low meach goodness.
Speaker 3: So Blueface has hit the internet. So he's sitting there
Speaker 3: talking with his kids, and you know, he has this
Speaker 3: little boy. He's always trying to get him to say things,
Speaker 3: and the little boy has more sense than blue Face,
Speaker 3: and blue Face was like, you know, are you gay?
Speaker 3: If you were gay, i'll support you, and the little
Speaker 3: boy is like, I'm not that, Like, why are.
Speaker 2: You grooming him? Now?
Speaker 3: There's been rumors about blue Face, and y'all, I've probably
Speaker 3: said this before. Any man that like is just blatantly
Speaker 3: disrespectful or even hits women. I feel like putting your
Speaker 3: hands on a woman or just being disrespectful is the
Speaker 3: last thing you could do to prove to a woman
Speaker 3: that you a man. Oftentimes, I feel like these niggas
Speaker 3: is fighting these sexuality and they really don't like women, so.
Speaker 1: They being mean to him.
Speaker 2: What's up with the the questioning for this little ass boy?
Speaker 2: He's like seven years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's you know, I don't know because
Speaker 1: sometimes I'd be like, it's too early to talk about
Speaker 1: sexuality with kids. But then also the world, the world is,
Speaker 1: you know, a very sexual place, and it's displayed around
Speaker 1: your children. So what's the right age to have these
Speaker 1: conversations with them about their sexuality. I don't know.
Speaker 3: If I were a parent, and when I become a parent,
Speaker 3: I would always leave space for these conversations so the
Speaker 3: kid can come to me when he's ready. I'm not
Speaker 3: about to be egging that type of stuff on. I
Speaker 3: do want my child to be able to talk to me,
Speaker 3: so you know, you just create the safe space and when.
Speaker 2: They are Because this little boy probably just.
Speaker 3: Wants some light up shoes, video games, right, kid, Shit,
Speaker 3: why are you talking to him about sexuality?
Speaker 2: What is your problem?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That is weird, and that's really where our society is
Speaker 3: at right now.
Speaker 2: It's in the schools.
Speaker 3: They're trying to teach sexual and it's not just about
Speaker 3: like male and female anatomy. They trying to teach kids
Speaker 3: this internet that this ship right is so black box,
Speaker 3: the cell phone.
Speaker 1: It's some shit. It's the worst thing that ever happened
Speaker 1: to humanity. It's not the worst thing. Lie, I was
Speaker 1: wild with that.
Speaker 2: I don't think people consider the effects of technology.
Speaker 3: We need technology, right, but we don't consider the effects
Speaker 3: of because then when they created the phone, it wasn't
Speaker 3: thinking about people driving and getting into car accidents because
Speaker 3: they're looking.
Speaker 2: At the fucking cell phone, right, they weren't thinking. But
Speaker 2: now y'all got TVs in the car and dumb shit.
Speaker 1: Like and young people who don't have any social skills, yeah, because.
Speaker 2: They can't even have an actual conversation anymore.
Speaker 1: Right, because all they do is have they head in
Speaker 1: their phone. By the time twenty twenty one ninety nine,
Speaker 1: bitch is gonna be humped over and thingers gonna be
Speaker 1: balled up because they spent their whole life looking down
Speaker 1: at a cell phone. Watch, we're gonna look like some
Speaker 1: we're going back to Neanderthal.
Speaker 2: Is not me, bitch, I'm always you sating it up straight.
Speaker 2: I've been like this. Fuck, I already got hoping my
Speaker 2: shit lifetimes.
Speaker 3: You know, every time every time that shit come across
Speaker 3: to my timeline, I want to send it to you, like,
Speaker 3: because they have like different ways you can try to
Speaker 3: get it out there.
Speaker 1: You send me that ship, bitch talking about you want
Speaker 1: to send it the fuck, I'm trying to un.
Speaker 2: Couple of people. I be wanting to send that ship too.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to unhump and unbig my back.
Speaker 2: Y'all know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's like that little fatty little meat right there at
Speaker 3: the top of your neck back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at the top of where you're back of your
Speaker 1: neck meats. It's like a little meatball.
Speaker 2: Stupid fuck is that.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. I know somebody like it.
Speaker 3: No says no nigga ever, Baby, I like that little meatball.
Speaker 3: It's a nigga right now, Lick all on that meatball
Speaker 3: if I want them to. All right, y'all, we're gonna
Speaker 3: get into our main topic as soon as this commercial
Speaker 3: break is over.
Speaker 1: We're talking monogamy. We'll be right.
Speaker 3: Back, Okay, y'all listen. I feel like, you know, Sam,
Speaker 3: we talk about this a lot. I feel like we've
Speaker 3: had so many episodes talking about monogamy, non monogamy, polyamory, polyamorous,
Speaker 3: what all these terms, right, because we're still trying to
Speaker 3: figure some shit out. And I think a lot of
Speaker 3: it stems from just having a realization that, you know,
Speaker 3: is it normal for you to be with one person?
Speaker 2: It's more pros for being with one person.
Speaker 3: Being in a monogamous relationship as opposed to open non
Speaker 3: monogamous relationship, you don't have to worry about as many
Speaker 3: STDs look as many, but you still gotta worry, right
Speaker 3: if somebody's cheating and going outside the relationship. But more so,
Speaker 3: it's about open communications. So whatever y'all want to talk about,
Speaker 3: y'all should be able to And you know, maybe it's.
Speaker 2: Something you feel like you want to do.
Speaker 3: You might not actually go in experience it, but I
Speaker 3: want to have somebody I can talk to about about
Speaker 3: what I'm feeling or hey, I don't feel like you
Speaker 3: this week.
Speaker 2: I want somebody else. You should be able to do that.
Speaker 3: Not saying that's what I want, but I think, no,
Speaker 3: I don't want that. I decided I've decided that is
Speaker 3: not what I want. I think I am though a
Speaker 3: modern excuse me, I think I do practice modern day monogamy, though,
Speaker 3: what's a little bit different.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's explain what modern day monogamy is versus
Speaker 1: past monogamy.
Speaker 3: So, based on what I've read and how I feel, right,
Speaker 3: modern day monogamy is just one person at a time,
Speaker 3: one dick at a time like I'm gonna replace you.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna start sleeping with somebody
Speaker 3: else while I'm fucking with you. I'm gonna just stop
Speaker 3: fucking with you and then move on to the next person.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna be no overlapping type shit. And traditional
Speaker 3: monogamy was more so you a whole version until you
Speaker 3: get married, and you with this person until you fucking
Speaker 3: die basically, And I'm definitely not with that shit, Like
Speaker 3: I'm not with getting married, living with one person for
Speaker 3: the rest of your life, and y'all dying together. Like
Speaker 3: I obviously we past that point because I'm not a virgin.
Speaker 3: You're not a virgin whose women are virgins. Ripped me out,
Speaker 3: the plastic virgin. That's a new pussy in my ears.
Speaker 3: What my ears haven't been plug yet.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just always be saying some shit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want a monogamous relationship like I want one man
Speaker 1: and like forever, But I'm also afraid that I'll pick
Speaker 1: one man and I love him and then I look
Speaker 1: up in ten years and then I'm looking at him
Speaker 1: while he's sleeping ready to kill his motherfucking ass. Oh
Speaker 1: there goes that word again, ready to kill him, and
Speaker 1: or like after five years, makouchie, don't even get wet
Speaker 1: for him no more because it's just the same old stroke.
Speaker 1: You see what these women be going through after five
Speaker 1: and ten years, not just the women, the men too.
Speaker 1: Once they've been committed for so long, they become like
Speaker 1: brother and sister.
Speaker 3: But I feel like that's because they probably didn't actually
Speaker 3: find a person they were supposed to be what they
Speaker 3: might have settled right, And a lot of those people
Speaker 3: are unhappy and they go outside the relationship to complete
Speaker 3: the happiness as opposed as opposed to like trying to
Speaker 3: find ways to keep falling in love with your meat.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, because it is a state
Speaker 3: of mind, and I don't think that you're going to
Speaker 3: be in love for twenty years with this one person.
Speaker 3: You gotta find a way for y'all to keep falling
Speaker 3: in love, so y'all might be out of love for
Speaker 3: a year and fall back in love another year. I
Speaker 3: think people who have been married for a long time,
Speaker 3: they'll tell you that they didn't always like they meet,
Speaker 3: They didn't like There were times. One of my friends,
Speaker 3: she's been married for a while, but she was like,
Speaker 3: you know, her and her husband, they didn't physically divorce,
Speaker 3: but they left each other multiple times within the marriage.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, but they always came back.
Speaker 1: I know somebody that did. They left each other for
Speaker 1: four years and came back together.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I feel like it just has to be somebody
Speaker 3: who's bullshit you willing to deal with for an extended
Speaker 3: period of time, right, because we are None of us
Speaker 3: are fucking perfect. None of us are perfect, man, I think.
Speaker 1: I I don't think what's the difference between. I know
Speaker 1: this is going a little bit off, but polyamory in
Speaker 1: open relationship probably is like in the same house. It
Speaker 1: gotta be.
Speaker 3: I think sometimes people are in polygamist relationships. Polygamy is
Speaker 3: for the men, isn't polyamory is for women?
Speaker 1: Oh thought?
Speaker 2: Multiple partners.
Speaker 3: Open relationship is for both partners, both people do anything.
Speaker 3: Polygamy oftentimes is just the man with multiple women.
Speaker 1: I don't know, no me neither. If I can't have
Speaker 1: ain't no fun. If the homies can't get nothing like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck I'm not doing that? You can't have
Speaker 1: a side person if.
Speaker 3: I can't exactly and you got us all in the
Speaker 3: same house I ain't with that bullshit.
Speaker 2: I had seen a video. You remember this video a
Speaker 2: while back.
Speaker 3: It was a heaprew issuer, Like I could tell based
Speaker 3: on the names of these women and how many kids
Speaker 3: he had, like four bitches powered up in one little
Speaker 3: ass kitchen table full of fucking kids.
Speaker 2: That's abuse.
Speaker 3: You can't take care of all these women. If you're
Speaker 3: going to be in a polygamist relationship, you have to
Speaker 3: be able to take care of the women. Yes, I'm
Speaker 3: not with that shit. I'm not with that shit, but
Speaker 3: I oftentimes think about like you're saying. Like you said,
Speaker 3: like just years on the line, if I'm starting to
Speaker 3: fall out of love with this person and I want
Speaker 3: to explore somebody else, I should be able to at
Speaker 3: least talk to my partner about that. I might not
Speaker 3: actually do it, but I should be able to talk
Speaker 3: to you about it. Right, I agree, But at this
Speaker 3: point I do just want one partner. Let me tell you,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be outside like I'm outside, and
Speaker 3: my pussy ain't saying.
Speaker 1: I don't even feel like I'm outside no more, I
Speaker 1: don't even be wolding that shit. Them Sundays, y'all them
Speaker 1: sundays catching over the bitch im tie them.
Speaker 3: Sundays is National Old Lady Day. If you ain't with
Speaker 3: a nigga on Sunday, man you super single?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be outside. I'll be outside on Sunday and
Speaker 1: then in the house hungover on Monday. I'm tired of that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that no more.
Speaker 2: You want to be cooking Sunday dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to be cooking Sunday dinner, waiting for
Speaker 1: like our favorite show to come on Sunday night. I
Speaker 1: want to be rubbing my nigga feet. You like you
Speaker 1: like rubbing feet.
Speaker 2: No, I don't really be touching niggas feet now.
Speaker 3: I'll do it like a little body rub, booty, rub
Speaker 3: all that shit, thigh rubs, I'll rub the hell out
Speaker 3: your ass. But the feet, I'm not rubbing on nigga
Speaker 3: feet for real. What but I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I like to I'd be like some submissive in that way. Bitch.
Speaker 1: I thought you was about to say you like the
Speaker 1: suck toe. Oh hell no, I ain't putting nobody foot
Speaker 1: in my mouth. Hell no, that's equivalent that body hold
Speaker 1: of me. They're walking on that shit.
Speaker 3: Anytime a nigga suck my toes. I'd be like, dog,
Speaker 3: I was just walking on this floor. I don't care
Speaker 3: that I just got a shower. I'm still always looking
Speaker 3: at you like you kind of ask two steps.
Speaker 2: It's a foot two steps is an asshole?
Speaker 1: Same shit, not.
Speaker 2: Same shit, the same shit, same.
Speaker 1: Shit, Get somebody else to do it. I ain't not
Speaker 1: putting nobody foot in my mouth.
Speaker 3: I think we gotta also go into situations with better
Speaker 3: mindsets and stop speaking on man.
Speaker 2: What if I don't like him after such just.
Speaker 3: I'm going I am going to be in love with
Speaker 3: my partner whenever I find him, for the rest of
Speaker 3: our lives.
Speaker 2: You gotta be more positive.
Speaker 1: About this stuff.
Speaker 2: But here's the manifest a healthy relationship. I agree.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing I do too. I I don't
Speaker 1: meet a nigga and marry him in my head instantly
Speaker 1: writ all women do that right away. We married in
Speaker 1: my head already, put like, how does my name sound
Speaker 1: with his last name on the end? Like that sounds nice?
Speaker 1: That has a ring hit, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: No, bitch, I'll be putting my shit in jamontrea, I
Speaker 3: swear to God, bitch, because it's certain numbers I'm looking
Speaker 3: for and If that shit don't match up with my
Speaker 3: with my first name and his last name numerically, I'm like,
Speaker 3: this ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what Jamntria is. Every time you
Speaker 1: say that ship, I think about Robin Williams and Jumanji
Speaker 1: the game, and I start and that's where my head goes,
Speaker 1: and I have nothing to do with that shit. Then
Speaker 1: I started thinking about, what's his name? Was it Edgar
Speaker 1: Allan Payne? What's that nigga name? No? I don't that's
Speaker 1: Edgar Allan Poe and Alan Payne put together. Bitch, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's the whake up?
Speaker 2: Taddy? Hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying so I don't. I'm saying all of
Speaker 1: that to say, I don't know what g Mantria is.
Speaker 1: You always talk about it. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: That's some numbers? Shit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, every every number represents ever excuse me, every letter
Speaker 3: represents a number.
Speaker 2: So you basically decoding words essentially, that's all it is.
Speaker 3: And it's a whole database out there of different things
Speaker 3: that reference a particular phrase, a particular number. I believe
Speaker 3: that you know nine is your master number. Most numbers
Speaker 3: equal nine. All numbers equal nine for the most part, right,
Speaker 3: So that's your mass numbers. It's a couple other mass
Speaker 3: numbers like eleven thirty three. These are you have to
Speaker 3: study the occult, that's what it is. Maybe I'll send
Speaker 3: you some fucking books, bitch of you Opra for it, okay,
Speaker 3: Because I'm saying one.
Speaker 1: Don't equal nine, one equal one, two equal two, three
Speaker 1: equal three, and nine equal nine. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you mean when you say all numbers equal nine.
Speaker 3: I'll sing you some mass math equations that, okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway back to it, I marry a nigga off in
Speaker 1: my head, and then I be so disappointed when that
Speaker 1: shit don't word.
Speaker 3: I think all women fantasized by every single man named
Speaker 3: meet niggas just be trying to fuck and we all
Speaker 3: here like for real, married and had kids with this nigga.
Speaker 3: Women gotta enjoy like the dating stage a little bit better,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. So just go in with
Speaker 3: no expectations at all. Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You aren't disappointed when shit don't work out so hard
Speaker 3: and you've speeding shit up by doing that, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Just chill out relax like now, now
Speaker 3: you're putting pressure on this nigga in your mind, and
Speaker 3: you may not say anything to him verbally, but your
Speaker 3: action's gonna start looking like that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And that runs men off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, moving too.
Speaker 2: Fucking fast, relaxed, bitch, and get you a couple of them.
Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of time left.
Speaker 3: Well that's our fault, okay. And there's plenty women in
Speaker 3: our in our position. And remember I was talking about
Speaker 3: my damn seventy year old cousin. This bitch said her
Speaker 3: and her homegirls is out here still looking for love
Speaker 3: at seventy. And I'm not about to be that extreme now,
Speaker 3: but I'm a definitely had me a hole grown ass
Speaker 3: man soon.
Speaker 1: Mm hm. Y'all don't waste y'all thirties, get y'all nigga in.
Speaker 1: I say, twenties for playing. Thirties early thirties is for
Speaker 1: finding a husband. You don't. You don't want to be
Speaker 1: out out here. You know what, It's just hard for everybody.
Speaker 1: Because if it's hard for seventy year old bitches, it
Speaker 1: ain't nobody for y'all. I guess all they nigga's gone.
Speaker 2: Ain't it dead.
Speaker 1: Dead?
Speaker 3: But nominogamy is a thing. It's becoming a bigger thing.
Speaker 3: I think our generation in particular are kind of kind
Speaker 3: of getting away from traditional monogamous relationships.
Speaker 2: So I found this.
Speaker 3: Article on Well and Good dot com and it says
Speaker 3: ten questions to ask yourself to see if a noomen
Speaker 3: monogamous relationship is or isn't for you.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna run through those right quicks.
Speaker 3: So, look, do I want sexual exclusivity with my partner?
Speaker 3: Is that number one priority for you? Do you want
Speaker 3: community dick.
Speaker 2: At this point?
Speaker 3: And think about the things that come with community dick?
Speaker 3: Baby Mama's STDs, right, fucking std bv Okay, yeast infections,
Speaker 3: those type of those type of things, just swapping out.
Speaker 1: COUCHI cuchie, bacon biscuits. I did.
Speaker 3: So that that's like the number one thing you had
Speaker 3: to ask yourself. Are you okay with your partner having
Speaker 3: sex with other people?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: We've been dealing with it, right because I think more
Speaker 3: people cheat, not just men, women cheat too. Right, there's
Speaker 3: a lot of niggas out here who baby ain't fears
Speaker 3: explain that shit, bitches. So if you're not Okay with that,
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the first thing you need to ask yourself.
Speaker 3: Number two, it says, do I feel sexual, romantic, and
Speaker 3: emotional desires toward people other than my partner?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, And it might be a fleeting thought, but
Speaker 3: I think is natural. It's natural to see somebody like them.
Speaker 3: You may not say that shit out loud, but you'd
Speaker 3: be thinking it right for sure. So I answer yes
Speaker 3: toda too. Does it just feel natural to pursue friendships
Speaker 3: and romantic relationships can currently with more than one person?
Speaker 1: I'm not answering none of these questions because my future
Speaker 1: he's gonna be like, it's a whole I'm not a
Speaker 1: whole baby, I'm not answering these questions. These questions are
Speaker 1: dumb girl. Stop yelling and the damn Mike. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't help it. I'm excited. Okay, So what is
Speaker 1: the question again?
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, let's run it, let's run it back.
Speaker 3: Does it just feel natural to pursue friendships and romantic
Speaker 3: relationships concurrently with more than one person? Now this is yeah,
Speaker 3: what's wrong with having a friendship though romantically?
Speaker 2: Also that word is in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's said friendships and or to pursue friendships
Speaker 3: and romantic relationships.
Speaker 2: So friendships, yes, But.
Speaker 3: It's basically saying, like, do you does it feel natural
Speaker 3: to you to be fucking on more than one person?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I don't like more than one dick at a time,
Speaker 1: I really don't. But I will date more than one
Speaker 1: person at the time. Like I'll go to dinner with
Speaker 1: John on Tuesday and Michael on Wednesday and be just
Speaker 1: fine with that and it's not a problem. But I
Speaker 1: might only fuck Michael, you know, right?
Speaker 2: And see what was the other nigga? Name is Michael?
Speaker 1: And who who knows? He? What's Tuesday? He's gone?
Speaker 3: And see that's why these niggas be mad taking your
Speaker 3: ass out to dinner knowing you fucking Michael at the
Speaker 3: end of the night.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They don't know who I'm fucking.
Speaker 2: They know you fucking somebody and ain't them.
Speaker 1: I ain't fucking Honestly, I don't have nothing going on
Speaker 1: right now. It's a drop. I didn't even get no birthday, Penis.
Speaker 3: I'm not really talking about you in particular. I'm talking
Speaker 3: about women and dating men. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's why men be mad at Helle because they ain't
Speaker 3: getting that pussy at the end of the night, and
Speaker 3: they know you fucking somebody you.
Speaker 1: Just or they assume you're fucking somebody.
Speaker 3: Right, assume right. Let's see number four says, do I
Speaker 3: feel capable of managing my time and energy to meet
Speaker 3: the needs of more than one relationship. You're most likely
Speaker 3: already doing this with your platonic relationships aka your friendships,
Speaker 3: So think of it through a non monogamy lens. So
Speaker 3: that's the part that fucks me up. Oh God, time,
Speaker 3: I don't have mental time, mental capacity to entertain more
Speaker 3: than one person. You gotta give all these people conversation,
Speaker 3: especially if y'all ain't in the same household somewhere, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like, you gotta talk to them
Speaker 3: on the phone, facetiming, pulling up.
Speaker 2: All this shit.
Speaker 3: I really don't have the time to juggle more than
Speaker 3: one person with that type of shit. What you got, Tammy,
Speaker 3: because you're looking like I can we talk back over here?
Speaker 1: So good morning, good morning, j'all, good morning, my go,
Speaker 1: good morning Joe, So good morning, Dady, good morning, Like.
Speaker 3: Nigga, you got the text messages scheduled the night before,
Speaker 3: like as in Instagram posted hit sin when you wake
Speaker 3: up and smile.
Speaker 2: Like you did your deed for the day.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, you're supposed to date. How am I gonna
Speaker 1: find my person if I'm not getting to know more
Speaker 1: than one person at a time.
Speaker 3: So we had an episode about dating with intention right now,
Speaker 3: this is just another part of that. I don't feel
Speaker 3: like you can date with intention if you're dating multiple people, Well,
Speaker 3: you need to find one person and focus on them.
Speaker 3: I'm intentionally dating multiple people until I find one person
Speaker 3: that's dated exclusively. I mean you have to date multiple
Speaker 3: people and then pick one to date exclusively. First of all,
Speaker 3: So we're talking about exclusivity and then you have non monogamous.
Speaker 3: You know, those are actual antonyms, right, say they're not
Speaker 3: the same thing. So if you're trying to exclusively date somebody,
Speaker 3: you you basically can't be non monogamous. Excuse me, say,
Speaker 3: what if you're trying to date one person exclusively, right,
Speaker 3: how you can't be non monogamous simultaneously?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2: Right, So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like, if you then just say you want to be
Speaker 3: in an non monogamous relationship.
Speaker 2: You're okay with that basically? Right?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm not saying that I want
Speaker 1: monogamy once we get there, all right, So where I'm
Speaker 1: at right now is I'm dating multiple people to see
Speaker 1: which one I like, and then I'll be exclusive with
Speaker 1: that one person, dating exclusively but were not still like together,
Speaker 1: and then if that we can move past that stage
Speaker 1: to monogamy.
Speaker 3: You don't even sound like you fucking sure, bitch. Let's
Speaker 3: go to go off to numbers.
Speaker 1: You date people, you meet people, then you pick one
Speaker 1: that you like, you date them exclusively, just dating them,
Speaker 1: but y'all still not in admitted relationship. Then you commit.
Speaker 3: We got to write down like an actual steps for
Speaker 3: dating to see if we even understand we're dating acts.
Speaker 1: I feel like we did that shit? Did we? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you follow the steps?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Number seven? Have I practiced?
Speaker 3: Have I practiced serial monogamy where I'm exclusive with one
Speaker 3: person for a while, but I end each relationship to
Speaker 3: pursue a new one.
Speaker 2: That's me.
Speaker 1: Yes. And when y'all remember when I asked this bitch,
Speaker 1: was she a serial monogamous? And she was like serial monogamous? No?
Speaker 1: What episode this was a few episodes back.
Speaker 2: You are.
Speaker 3: I literally said that at the beginning of this episode,
Speaker 3: at the beginning of this topic of discussion, I said
Speaker 3: that I am a modern I am I identify as
Speaker 3: someone who's a modern day monogamous, like I date. What
Speaker 3: is it called, like, yeah, mardern monogamy. I practiced modern monogamy.
Speaker 3: I said that, did I not?
Speaker 2: Y'all?
Speaker 1: But remember when I said you were a serial monogamous
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks back.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm a Gemini bitch. That's my answer
Speaker 2: for everything I might have might have not not me.
Speaker 1: Like me, you will like be locked in with a
Speaker 1: nigga and then not locked in no more, and then
Speaker 1: get a new nigga and be locked in with him too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it like that.
Speaker 1: I like it like that.
Speaker 3: Let me want to tell you it's because I got
Speaker 3: high tolerance or bullshits. I'll just stick around because this
Speaker 3: is what I'm doing for the moment. But if nothing
Speaker 3: ever changes, I will literally wake up and be like, nah,
Speaker 3: I'm good and I just stopped talking to you.
Speaker 1: You Common, That's what Common be doing. The bitches. Common
Speaker 1: will sell you a text message like yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think this is gonna work out, my queen.
Speaker 3: It's ran its course. I wonder if he's a Gemini. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 3: it's ran its course. Why I'm gonna keep playing like
Speaker 3: we have, women have a timeline. We are on the
Speaker 3: time crunch at this at this moment. So if you're
Speaker 3: not considering me like I consider you, if you're not
Speaker 3: fucking with me at the same capacity, what are we doing?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like a nigga be walking
Speaker 3: around here five to two balding, fucked up all type
Speaker 3: of ways. I'm still choosing you, right, and you acting
Speaker 3: like you don't know you, like you're unsure about me
Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, I don't have no time for you
Speaker 3: to be unsure.
Speaker 2: That's all it is.
Speaker 1: There was this guy that I really really really liked,
Speaker 1: and he really I could tell he really liked me too,
Speaker 1: but he was just like and I was like, what
Speaker 1: are we doing? Are we gonna do something for real?
Speaker 1: Or no? I put it out there to him like that,
Speaker 1: and he was just like, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in a committed relationship for another two years and I
Speaker 1: don't want to do long day Okay, well, all right,
Speaker 1: So then I was still talking to him and still
Speaker 1: planning to go travel to see him and do all
Speaker 1: these things. And then I had to look at myself.
Speaker 1: Why am I investing time in a person who don't
Speaker 1: want what I want? Let me just stop, Let me
Speaker 1: just stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get out of there, you know, because what happens
Speaker 3: when whenever shit gets fucked up, men love to put
Speaker 3: the onus on women.
Speaker 2: Oh why I told you what I wanted?
Speaker 3: Okay, well guess what the onus is on both of
Speaker 3: us because while you were telling me what you wanted,
Speaker 3: I also told you I wanted exclusivity.
Speaker 2: I also told you I want to be married. I
Speaker 2: also told you I wanted kids.
Speaker 3: So you had an opportunity to walk the fuck away too,
Speaker 3: but you didn't. So when shit hit the fan, it's
Speaker 3: not just on me the woman who at the relationship right,
Speaker 3: because they loved to say what they told you.
Speaker 2: Bitch, I don't care what you told me. I told
Speaker 2: you I.
Speaker 3: Wanted a relationship, right, and you kept sucking me raw?
Speaker 1: That'd be the thing.
Speaker 3: Whatever, bit anyway, number like that's really why I got
Speaker 3: to cut one nigg off.
Speaker 4: Like that's really wise, one nigg at a time. Man,
Speaker 4: you better sorry, Go ahead, move on. Don't say it, bitch,
Speaker 4: cut it out.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now he says, do I want more emotional intimacy than
Speaker 3: what my partner can provide? I think sometimes that might
Speaker 3: not be your partner then if he's not providing you
Speaker 3: with the type of intimacy that you think you want
Speaker 3: or deserve, right, So maybe just just get scratched that
Speaker 3: one to get a whole.
Speaker 2: Nother nigga, not a supplemental nigga.
Speaker 1: Or maybe you could teach him, because sometimes they need
Speaker 1: just a little guidance. Sometimes it ain't like the man
Speaker 1: don't cares, just that he don't know how to be
Speaker 1: what you need. So maybe it's just a you know,
Speaker 1: opportunity to get that man sit down in the classroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you find yourself always given the benefit
Speaker 3: of the doubt, right, always compromising your happiness because this
Speaker 3: person seems content with whatever y'all got going on, but
Speaker 3: you really ultimately is not what you want.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I don't think you should just go get a second dude.
Speaker 3: It's still not going to be right, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Like it's funny when we say, oh, I
Speaker 3: got a nigga for this, and I got a nigga
Speaker 3: for that, and I got a.
Speaker 2: Nigga for this girl. You spreading yourself then with all
Speaker 2: these fucking.
Speaker 1: Energies, Yeah, I don't care. I don't have the capacity,
Speaker 1: just because I feel like, once you have a nigga
Speaker 1: for all these different things that they're providing, you gotta
Speaker 1: have sex with all of them. Like they're gonna be
Speaker 1: looking for physical intimacy. Men. I ain't never asked a
Speaker 1: man what they love language was, and the first one
Speaker 1: wasn't physical intimacy. I have not seen one yet. It's
Speaker 1: always physical and then acts of service or words or
Speaker 1: whatever the confirmation. Yeah, but physical always first. So I
Speaker 1: just ain't trying to share my body with that many people.
Speaker 1: So I just can't do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Number nine says do I feel or think there is
Speaker 3: a critical component missing from my relationship?
Speaker 2: But overall am happy?
Speaker 3: So again most people. Yeah, I think it's all mental. Man,
Speaker 3: It's all mental. All of this shit is like you
Speaker 3: gotta work it out in the mind first. And number
Speaker 3: ten says, I do feel intrigued by the idea of
Speaker 3: multiple partners. I won't say I'm intrigued by it, but
Speaker 3: I've said before I like first dates.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I like meeting somebody new.
Speaker 3: I like meeting new people period, men and women to
Speaker 3: deal with men, but I like meeting new people.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Oh, new people get you
Speaker 2: places old people can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't ever want to be restricted in that way,
Speaker 3: Like because I'm fucking with you. I can't even talk
Speaker 3: to another man because he's a man, right, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. But do I want to just be
Speaker 3: out here smashing, dating, talking, conversating with multiple people.
Speaker 2: I don't have the capacity for that shit. No one
Speaker 2: this time is fucking winding down.
Speaker 1: I would definitely conversate with multiple people, but the smashing, no.
Speaker 2: Lies being told.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't can't handle it. I just want
Speaker 1: one day. And right now I'm just saving myself up
Speaker 1: my next boyfriend. I don't even I don't even know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna puts the end of the freezer without out Dan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I'm in a good place. I know exactly
Speaker 2: what I want.
Speaker 3: That's the one good thing about I could take away
Speaker 3: from these relationships that I've been in. I don't want
Speaker 3: to say I regret anything. I just I've learned. I've
Speaker 3: learned what I want, what I don't want, my likes,
Speaker 3: my dislikes, what I'm looking for, so that when I
Speaker 3: do meet the person, I can have all information to
Speaker 3: make a nice informed decision on what I want to
Speaker 3: fuck with, and hopefully that person's honest with themselves first, right,
Speaker 3: because it takes a lot of self awareness to be
Speaker 3: honest with yourself and to some new person you're meeting.
Speaker 3: I had a whole little back and forth, a little
Speaker 3: spat one of my friends.
Speaker 2: He with my friend.
Speaker 3: Let me not say, one of my little friends just
Speaker 3: keeps that nigga listening, cause niggas be listening.
Speaker 2: But he made a.
Speaker 3: Comment that it is hard women make it hard for
Speaker 3: men to be honest. I'm like, no, like a woman
Speaker 3: could say the same thing, Oh, men make it hard
Speaker 3: for us to be honest. But really, if you don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck and you showing up as your true,
Speaker 3: authentic self, I'm sorry if my truth makes you feel
Speaker 3: however type of way. But I'm not gonna say, oh,
Speaker 3: he made it hard for me to be honest, Tell
Speaker 3: the fucking truth.
Speaker 2: And if they're not fucking way to.
Speaker 3: Get on through, right, But you're not gonna use me
Speaker 3: as a scapegoat because you can't be first honest with yourself.
Speaker 3: So you're showing up in the world like somebody fucking
Speaker 3: else sending your representative. Now, you can't put that on
Speaker 3: someone else. You're just not an honest person. It's not
Speaker 3: that I'm not making it easy for you to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these niggas do be listening. Because one of my
Speaker 1: little friends in California, I mean not my little friend,
Speaker 1: my big friend in California. He was like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: be cheating on your man for California. You said you
Speaker 1: cheat on your man for California. I was like, that
Speaker 1: was a long time ago. Like why are you back there?
Speaker 1: Why are you bringing up od shit?
Speaker 3: I wish you could block certain people from listening, Like
Speaker 3: can I block this IP address?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Shit, if you feeling a little censored, but fuck them,
Speaker 3: listen this is me.
Speaker 1: No. I just tell niggas like this is entertainment purposes
Speaker 1: only everything else. Don't take nothing I say for fact.
Speaker 1: I'm on there telling jokes. AJ is the world with
Speaker 1: all the real information, and I just come and tell jokes.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's it, that's all baby.
Speaker 2: I just can't a joke. That's it, y'all.
Speaker 3: So the moral of this conversation is to me, for me,
Speaker 3: self awareness, Right, you have to know yourself to know
Speaker 3: what type of relationships you want to be in, what
Speaker 3: type of relationship you want to gage you, what's the
Speaker 3: person you want, and what type of person you want
Speaker 3: to be in a relationship.
Speaker 2: That's the gist of.
Speaker 1: It, all right, And for me, the moral of the
Speaker 1: story is, use condoms. These niggas be cheating, y'all. Use condoms.
Speaker 1: You might be in a monogamous relationship and he's still outside.
Speaker 2: You might be.
Speaker 1: Monogamous, and this nigga might be polyamorous or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck it's called. That's my fucking borel. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm on my cycle, so I'm kind of like not
Speaker 1: as positive today. I'm a little negative, a little tainted.
Speaker 4: Y'all.
Speaker 3: Listen, we'll be right back with a dumb bitch story.
Speaker 3: Stay tuned.
Speaker 1: Dumb bitch stories, so du because we've all been a
Speaker 1: dumb bitch at least once or twice. Okay, y'all. This
Speaker 1: dumbitch story, a woman from Brazil reveals that she fell
Speaker 1: in love with a man who mugged previously, she reveals
Speaker 1: this story and she got over two hundred thousand views
Speaker 1: on Twitter. And this woman, I think her name is Emmanuela.
Speaker 1: She said she was walking down the street where she
Speaker 1: lives and she got mugged and the muggers took her phone.
Speaker 1: The thief later had to change your heart. The mugger said,
Speaker 1: I was going through a difficult situation because I didn't
Speaker 1: have a woman, you know. The man said, reminiscent on
Speaker 1: the odd How we first met story. When I saw
Speaker 1: her photo on the phone, I said to myself, what
Speaker 1: a beautiful brunette. You don't see a brunette like that
Speaker 1: every day. And I regretted stealing her phone. So you
Speaker 1: stole her phone and then her heart, is what the
Speaker 1: interviewer said. Man, wait a minute, that pair have been
Speaker 1: together for two years.
Speaker 3: Man, hell no, First of all, I'm not fucking with
Speaker 3: no nigga. Whould just be out here stealing petty thief? Right,
Speaker 3: whatever he done with you, whenever he falls out of
Speaker 3: love with your ass, he gonna really rob you and
Speaker 3: going on to the next person.
Speaker 1: How you like, it's right, Like the the bar is real, real,
Speaker 1: real low.
Speaker 2: There's no bar. There's no bar.
Speaker 1: This nigga's like, hey, hey, I know I took your shit,
Speaker 1: but here go back. Can I take you to dinner?
Speaker 1: Some I just stole another bitch person around the corner.
Speaker 1: I got about two hundred dollars. That is kind of attractive.
Speaker 1: Now you're stealing from another bitch to give me? No,
Speaker 1: that was like that was like I was at that
Speaker 1: gas station and it was this very good looking homeless
Speaker 1: man right like you look like he could clean him
Speaker 1: up and he'd be like fine as fuck though, right,
Speaker 1: but he asked me for some money. And because he
Speaker 1: was so handsome, it was so hot outside, and he
Speaker 1: just asked me some money for some water. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: you cute, I give it to you. I ain't say
Speaker 1: you cute, but I was thinking it right. And then
Speaker 1: when I got close to giving him that money, he
Speaker 1: was like, damn you fine? Can I take you to dinner? How?
Speaker 1: How are you gonna take me to dinner?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 2: Said?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 2: Lou?
Speaker 1: No get? I was almost almost offended then, But what yeah,
Speaker 1: what if he wasn't homeless?
Speaker 2: He just looked like that. But you said you were
Speaker 2: giving him water? Did he ask?
Speaker 1: He asked for money for some water?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Then he probably he may have not he may not
Speaker 3: have been homeless per se, but he didn't have money
Speaker 3: for water.
Speaker 1: So in a date, yeah, you know, way, he didn't
Speaker 1: say can I take you on the day, He said
Speaker 1: can I have your phone number?
Speaker 2: No? No for me?
Speaker 1: And if I was this bitch when he was like
Speaker 1: bringing the phone back, I was like, yeah, meet me here,
Speaker 1: and I would have had the police with.
Speaker 2: Me arrest him. Absolutely. Y'all.
Speaker 3: We gotta random sex fact this week. Okay, so I
Speaker 3: know right, we got all the things. This man Los
Speaker 3: Angeles born. Uh, he has two penises. Okay, it's a
Speaker 3: I don't want to say a disease, it's a defect.
Speaker 3: Write some sort of defect, a genetic defect called dipophilia,
Speaker 3: where people are born with too genitalian. So he basically said,
Speaker 3: bitches was hypnotized by these two dicks.
Speaker 2: He even had one person that.
Speaker 3: Couldn not stop fucking two people like she couldn't just
Speaker 3: have regular sex anymore, she had to do double penetration,
Speaker 3: so she was having a lot of threesomes after fucking
Speaker 3: with him.
Speaker 2: They go crazy for the two dicks.
Speaker 3: I googled what it looked like, and I don't know
Speaker 3: what this person dick in particularly looks like. But the
Speaker 3: images on Google are horrific with these two penises.
Speaker 2: So what is you shut up? Is dipophilia affiliate?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: See, if you can pull up those Google images.
Speaker 1: Hippophilia is that pH mm hm.
Speaker 3: Dc And the images are actually like blurred out, so
Speaker 3: you gotta click them.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he said his was like kind of off
Speaker 2: to the side. So it's Tank.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: This guy, his name is Tank, and he was actually
Speaker 3: on this YouTube channel called Soft White Underbelly.
Speaker 2: I used to watch that shit a lot.
Speaker 3: They usually be having like prostitutes and hymns drug addicts
Speaker 3: on there.
Speaker 2: I used to watch the videos a lot.
Speaker 3: So he's a Los Angeles truck driver, real that he
Speaker 3: has two penises, and was pretty cannon about his sex life.
Speaker 2: His name's Tank. Tank reportedly suffered from dipophilia.
Speaker 3: Which is d I p h A L l i
Speaker 3: A for anybody trying to google it, a genetic abnormality
Speaker 3: in which a male is born with two penises. The
Speaker 3: rare condition effects less than a thousand men and boys
Speaker 3: across the United States. Tank, who was in Too Juvenile
Speaker 3: Attention Center after being convicted of manslaughter at the age
Speaker 3: of twelve, admitted that he was a virgin until he
Speaker 3: was released from custody at the age of twenty four,
Speaker 3: and he says women didn't believe it when I told
Speaker 3: him I had two dicks, but then I took them
Speaker 3: to the room.
Speaker 2: And they'd see.
Speaker 3: According to Tank, he would ejaculate from both penises at
Speaker 3: the same time, even if only one was being stimulated.
Speaker 3: He'd sling when I was penetrating a woman, I would
Speaker 3: get a feeling, but one of my penises is like
Speaker 3: to the side and feels like it's gonna blow up.
Speaker 2: The truck driver said he.
Speaker 3: Even encountered women who wanted both penises inside them at
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 2: One woman allegedly.
Speaker 3: Became so addicted she had threesomes after they broke up
Speaker 3: because a single penis was no longer sadus by he
Speaker 3: out here slinging dicks.
Speaker 2: Okay, damn, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I was looking at the pictures. It looks very more
Speaker 1: common and non blacks. I haven't seen any black dipophilia.
Speaker 3: Either when I looked, so maybe this is like some
Speaker 3: alien shit like those spaceships you shot you saw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see some spaceship. Shall I bet you had
Speaker 1: some diperphilia on there.
Speaker 3: It might be nice an alien diphilia.
Speaker 1: You would, you would if you were like, met a
Speaker 1: man and you liked him, and he had all the things,
Speaker 1: and then finally y'all went to have sex and he
Speaker 1: pulled out two dicks.
Speaker 2: If they looked good, I would it looks like those pictures.
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking with it. But if they looked like
Speaker 2: two full.
Speaker 1: Grown, beautiful dicks on one person's knickers Hamburgers, yes, I
Speaker 1: can see you now, both up gobbling one down and
Speaker 1: stroking the.
Speaker 2: Other period.
Speaker 1: Period. I'll run out of the room.
Speaker 2: I'm running screaming out of the room.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'm sorry, because that's I don't want to
Speaker 1: offend anybody, because there's people out there who really have that.
Speaker 1: And if you're listening, your dick deserves love, both of them.
Speaker 1: Don't be offended by what I'm saying. With the aliens
Speaker 1: to pick me up for a while. Man, were all
Speaker 1: at bitch. They was in Chester yesterday. You need to
Speaker 1: go down to Chester County, South Carolina. They was there.
Speaker 1: I promise you I seen them. It was three of them.
Speaker 1: It was three crafts that I saw.
Speaker 3: You know, this whole year, there's been a lot of
Speaker 3: videos out there with a bunch of uh, I don't know,
Speaker 3: unusual identified unidentified objects in the sky and people's backyards.
Speaker 3: Did you see that video in California? Yes, I think
Speaker 3: it really was in Nevada of California.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2: I definitely believe in aliens. I think I used to
Speaker 2: get abducted.
Speaker 3: Either I was being abducted by aliens when I was
Speaker 3: a kid, or I just was having like out of
Speaker 3: body shit happening, because I would be floating back to
Speaker 3: my damn body every Saturday morning.
Speaker 2: So they was picking me up every Friday.
Speaker 1: That was that melatonin your mama was giving you to night.
Speaker 2: A damn lie. My mama definitely wasn't drugging her kids.
Speaker 1: That's for y'all.
Speaker 2: Modern day mama.
Speaker 1: Drink your juice, baby, drink your juice. Baba gotta have
Speaker 1: a life too.
Speaker 3: Drive this Stam's Club one day and I told this,
Speaker 3: I said, you might want to stop doing that. She
Speaker 3: just had her little gummies for the kids. They in
Speaker 3: the cart. It's six seven in the evening. She's like,
Speaker 3: hey y'all, hey, y'all, candy giving it out like the exactly.
Speaker 3: But you know your kids want to become They say,
Speaker 3: you don't become dependent on it, but you can.
Speaker 2: This stuff has other ship.
Speaker 3: In those gummies and then those pills not just straight
Speaker 3: natural melatonin like that is bad parenting anyway, y'all, y'all,
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