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Speaker 1: the fair minded civil rights attorney, and he of all

425
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Speaker 1: people you would think would be leading the charge to

426
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Speaker 1: get rid of the police. And Leo was like no,

427
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: the police are important police and most are good and

428
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: that's what people with common sense would say. But there's

429
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Speaker 1: a lot of people that have no common sense, that

430
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: have an agenda, and right now they've got the loudest

431
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Speaker 1: bullhorn on the block. But but thank you many thanks. Yes,

432
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Speaker 1: all right, this is from Kyrie in Okay c He says, Hey, Ben,

433
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Speaker 1: you did a cameo for me on Father's Day. Thanks

434
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: made my man and made my year man. Well, thank you, Kyrie.

435
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 1: Was it was fun to do it. I'm glad, glad

436
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: I was able to pull that off. And I hope

437
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: he had a wonderful Father's Day there and your family

438
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: spoiled the A lout of you, uh says how come

439
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: your best of podcast on the radio show is so short?

440
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: Kyrie says, compared to the other Fox Sports Radio's best

441
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 1: of podcast? Is that true, guest cup, I didn't even

442
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: know that ours is a lot shorter than everyone else.

443
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: You know what, You'll have to ask your your producer

444
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: for that one. That's uh, that is well out of

445
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: my skille. Yeah. Kyrie then says, please tell Coop to

446
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 1: stop being lazy and give us more content. Please. Uh, Well, Kyrie,

447
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 1: I I did not know that. I will have to

448
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: look into that. But we have four hours, and I

449
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: think the only other show this four hours is Jason

450
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: Smith Show. Everyone else does a three hour show or

451
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 1: less on the network, So we have more content to

452
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: pick from than any other show. So we should have

453
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: at least the same length on the Best Of. But

454
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 1: if you want to hear the whole thing, you can

455
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: hear the whole thing and just fast forward to it. Um,

456
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 1: So it's up to I know there are people that

457
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 1: like the Best Of just because it's a quick listen

458
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 1: and you don't have to listen to the whole thing.

459
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: And in theory, you want the best parts, right. It's

460
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 1: like when you eat a cinema and roll. The best

461
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: part of a cinema roll in the middle part. I

462
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: don't know, the entire roll is good for me? Bullshit. No,

463
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: if you've ever had monkey bread, right, I would call it.

464
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: But it's all just the middle part of a cinnamon roll.

465
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, I should make that. I need to. I

466
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Speaker 1: haven't made that in a while. That's a great fat

467
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Speaker 1: guy you made that. I used to have. Well. My yeah,

468
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: my wife Aaron, she uh she got me cooking and

469
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: all that and uh, but that's a lot of prep.

470
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Speaker 1: It is. It's actually not as hard as you would

471
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Speaker 1: think it's. It is. You just gotta make the stame

472
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: stuff you'd make for the cinnamon roll, and then you

473
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Speaker 1: roll it up into little balls and you put cinnamon

474
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Speaker 1: on it and then you stick it all together and

475
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Speaker 1: it's you. It's actually not that difficult to make. Wow,

476
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Speaker 1: it's pretty interesting. Yeah, and it's fucking delicious. It is.

477
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Speaker 1: It is awesome. And uh boy, you get fat eating

478
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: that man, you get fat. Yeah, So thank you, Kyrie.

479
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: I will, yeah, I will. Heads are gonna roll. Heads

480
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: are gonna roll. But all right, Jay from New Bedford,

481
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Speaker 1: Mass rights and he's a is the The sound bites

482
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: on the show are hilarious. How do Roberto and Coop

483
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: get them out so quickly? On the spot always wondered

484
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: that even with no live major sports, you guys are

485
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 1: killing it at night at night in and night out.

486
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: Thank you Ja. Well. Coop actually doesn't play any of

487
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: the sound bites. The people that say play sound on

488
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: the show are Roberto and actually Eddie. Believe it or not,

489
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: Eddie will play a lot of sound bites during the

490
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Speaker 1: show kind of dress things up. So it's we've got

491
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Speaker 1: two people playing sound bites, and sometimes the Roberto and

492
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: Eddie will play the same sound bite. They're they're thinking

493
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Speaker 1: he's the same and they think a sound BITO works.

494
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Speaker 1: So it's those guys and the way it works, to

495
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Speaker 1: let you know, is we we have in our in

496
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Speaker 1: our studios there's computers obviously with all the equipment, and

497
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Speaker 1: there's a board's got like these little buttons and you

498
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Speaker 1: have a mouse and you just scroll over it and

499
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Speaker 1: it's got like my page has what do you think,

500
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: forty or fifty sound bites. Yeah, you've got multiple pages too,

501
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: So there's sound bites from obviously call is yourself, the crew, um,

502
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: obviously athletes and whatnot. So you have a you have

503
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: a gallery. That's what you have. Yeah, we don't have

504
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: guests on the podcast or on that on the show

505
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: we do on this we have we're not really guests.

506
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 1: We have people we like that hang out with us. Yeah,

507
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: but I done really well with radio people. I we

508
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: Mike North, I consider Leo Torrella radio guy. Even though

509
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Speaker 1: he's a lawyer, John Sterling, you know, yeah, you know

510
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I I he might identify himself as

511
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Speaker 1: a lawyer, first, I would say radio guy. Yeah, radio guy.

512
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Speaker 1: You love the radio guy I think, I mean, I

513
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Speaker 1: don't know, you probably disagree with me on this, but

514
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Speaker 1: sound drops for you, I think the top one is

515
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: your sports cliche sound drops. Um you what are you

516
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Speaker 1: going to? Specifically? What are you Yeah, you have two

517
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Speaker 1: athletes that took you talking about, Oh, Scott pod Sednik, Yeah,

518
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Speaker 1: pot Segni was his number one for sure. Yeah. My

519
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Speaker 1: favorite one is the the one from the old Cubs

520
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Speaker 1: manager Lee ilia Hey Eddie. Five percent of the world's

521
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 1: at work and the other fifteen percent come out here.

522
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: It's a playground for the blank blanks. It's hilarious. The

523
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: one thing you can't do is attack the customer. And

524
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 1: he didn't just attack the customer, he went all in.

525
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Speaker 1: All right, Thank you j for that question. Brady from Massachusetts.

526
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: Right since his first time new listener, I've been listening

527
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,479
Speaker 1: to the Final Hour every week for the last two years. Well,

528
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: thank you, Brady. One question I have for you is

529
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Speaker 1: who is your favorite cabinet member? Uh, Coop Eddie or

530
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Speaker 1: master cheffer Bird. I guess he would include you here,

531
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Speaker 1: guests Gun Uh, Well, he didn't include you. Actually, he

532
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: just included the people on the radio show. I guess

533
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: of that group, Eddie has been with me the longest,

534
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: So if you had to pick a favorite, I guess

535
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: I would go with Eddie because we've been together. Eddie

536
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Speaker 1: started a couple of years. I think it was either

537
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: a couple of years or a year after I started.

538
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: And I started like a week after Fox Sports Radio launched,

539
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: so we've seen a lot of crazy stuff hiding in

540
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Speaker 1: the show. It was at Fox Sports Radius. I would

541
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Speaker 1: of that group. You're never supposed to say your favorite

542
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: kid is, but whatever, not my kids, I'll go with that.

543
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: Travis in Roseberg, Oregon, says, one of you guys heading

544
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: to Vegas, and what's the first thing gambled? He says,

545
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: when you guys rather heading to Vegas, what's the first

546
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: thing gambled on your the sports book or the first

547
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: table machine through the door. Alright, so Travis, this is

548
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: not a bad question. Now I'm gonna tell you how

549
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: I roll. I am such a freak when it comes

550
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: to the gambling. I don't even wait to Vegas. I

551
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: drive gascon flies. So he doesn't have the same experience.

552
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: He's west of the four oh five, but I'm east

553
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: of the four oh five. So I drive to Vegas,

554
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: and when I get to the Nevada state line, there's

555
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: a place called prim Nevada. Gascon doesn't know that because

556
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: he doesn't drive to Vegas. Prim is a border city.

557
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: There's Whiskey Pete's and Buffalo bills to hotels. That's it.

558
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: There's a there's a mall, and there's some fast food

559
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: restaurants in a gas station, a couple of gas stations.

560
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,959
Speaker 1: That's all that's in prim Nevada. Nothing else. I stopped

561
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: in prim Nevada because when I go to Vegas, normally,

562
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: if I leave because I do the overnight and I'll

563
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,239
Speaker 1: wake up and by the time I get there, I

564
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: will miss the East Coast games, I will not be

565
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: able to wage it on the Ease Coast games. So

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Speaker 1: what I do is I go to I usually go

567
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: I think it's Whiskey Peats Uh one of the there's

568
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 1: like three hotels there, but when I forget which one,

569
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: I go into one of them and I'll run to

570
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: the sports book to try to beat because the game

571
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: starts four o'clock in the in the Pacific time zone,

572
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: and I'll try to get in there and put my

573
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Speaker 1: bets in and then I'll keep driving to Vegas know

574
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Speaker 1: when I got a little action, and then I'll try

575
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Speaker 1: to listen to the game as I'm on the way

576
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: on one of the apps on my phone so I

577
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,959
Speaker 1: can hear what's going on. I go a little bit

578
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Speaker 1: different because if I fly, I obviously want to get

579
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: it there early before and of the games, so I'll

580
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: dip my toes into uh into a football game if

581
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: it's on a Sunday or Saturday for college ball. But

582
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: after that, I immediately go to the tables and I'll

583
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: go craps first to see if there's a bad table

584
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: there with some poor rollers, and if that's the case,

585
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: I'll sit on that one for a while, and if

586
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: it's not, I'll go find a blackjack table that's completely

587
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: empty because I like playing against the dealer heads up.

588
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: That's always always the case. My favorite, my favorite sports book,

589
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you if you have a favorite

590
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: ben but it's Legassi Stadium that's under that's actually underneath

591
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: Venetian and Palazzo because it's it's a massive sports book,

592
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: but it actually looks like a giant movie theater too,

593
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: like in the middle of the of the sports book.

594
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: You have all the like reclining and couch seats with

595
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: a giant flat screen TV, and then the book in

596
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: front of you used to can place your wagers, and

597
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: then surrounding it it's a bar so you can look

598
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: over with televisions all around the place. That's probably my

599
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: favorite sports book. MGM is pretty good. The Winds pretty

600
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: pretty nice as well, but Gossi is probably my favorite.

601
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,719
Speaker 1: If you want to go, what's the the Orleans? If

602
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: you want smokey kind of you know, Vegas type situation,

603
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: The Orleans. Uh, I used to love the Aria. One

604
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: of the guys got upset with me because he's a

605
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: the guy that used to run it. He's not there anymore,

606
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: but he he was a big Mets fan. And I've

607
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: told the story before, but I stopped getting Freebe's guests

608
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: gone because I I ripped, you know, not Chase Utley

609
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: role at second base, and I ripped the Mets shortstop

610
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: because he was in the wrong position and that's why

611
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: he got hurt. And this guy got all upset. Um

612
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: Matt in Rochester, New York right since says everyone has

613
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: been or stayed in a bad hotel in their life,

614
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: do you guys have a bad hotel experience story that

615
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: you can tell. Uh, yeah, of course, Matt. I've stayed

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00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: at some really shitty hotels. When I was at Saddleback,

617
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: we we traveled to I think it was a San

618
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: Jose to do a game and we got the cheapest

619
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: hotel because we had a very small budget college radio.

620
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: And I remember the hotel we stayed at. Uh. Each

621
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: side of us, on each side of the room we

622
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: were in, there were families living in the hotel and

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Speaker 1: UH and it was not the greatest hotel in the world.

624
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: It had not been updated in a long time. And

625
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: I felt really bad. I mean, there's always kids, and

626
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: they weren't just there on vacation that was their home.

627
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: They were living in hotel. And then the worst hotel

628
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: experience that I ever had was that was just depressing

629
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: because I felt bad for these kids. You know, they

630
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: didn't have a place, and that was you know, you

631
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: want to live in a shitty hotel with your kid,

632
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: but they didn't know any better. So I was in

633
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: New York and I was trying to stay I was

634
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: using my brother and I said, you know, I was

635
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: with my other brother, my younger brother, and we found

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Speaker 1: this cheap hotel in in New York is a couple

637
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Speaker 1: of blocks away from my brother who lives kind of

638
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Speaker 1: near the East Village, a little bit in the East Village,

639
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: and so we got to the hotel. I didn't really

640
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: read the fine print when I booked the room. Gascon

641
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: it was a five story. We wasn't If you're on

642
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 1: the first floor was fine. We were on the fifth floor.

643
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: It's a five story walk up in Manhattan. As I remember,

644
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: it no working air conditioning in the summertime in New

645
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: York City. I was very fat at this time, so

646
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: imagine fat guy five story walk up. Um. The other

647
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 1: thing I recall is the bathroom was so small. How

648
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: small it was it I'm glad you have. It was

649
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: so small. I could not actually sit to drop a deuce.

650
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: I could only do a number one. I couldn't do

651
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: a number two because my legs were too long. And

652
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: there was literally a wall right in front of the

653
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: toilet that you could not You could barely squeeze in

654
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: there and kind of, you know, hover over it and

655
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: do your business, but you could not. I was too

656
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 1: tall to sit on it. So that was my worst

657
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: hotel experience. What about you get. Oh man, my worst

658
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: hotel experience takes me back to the to the glory

659
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 1: days of us kind of. I I was in San

660
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: Diego at the time. I was I was going to

661
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: San Diego State and this girl that I wanted a

662
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: date for the longest time was back in l A.

663
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: And she said, Hey, come up, I'm free this weekend.

664
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Speaker 1: So I met up with her in like Hermosa Ro

665
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: Donald Manhattan Beach that area one night, and we were

666
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: drinking and you know, obviously we couldn't drive after that,

667
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: so we needed a hotel and I didn't know where

668
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: the fund to go. I hadn't been back in l

669
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Speaker 1: A for a long time, and so we got into

670
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: a cab and I just said, hey, make your way

671
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: down pc H and we'll find like the first hotel

672
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: that we we can see, We'll go to ben I

673
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: went to the spot and remember the name was in Torrents.

674
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: It's called El Dorado. It was this motel. It looked

675
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: like ship. Yeah, I get a room charged by the hour. Yes,

676
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: they charged by the hour. And when I booked the room,

677
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: or I booked it, but I got it. I go

678
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,919
Speaker 1: inside and the first thing I see as I entered

679
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: into the door is two bullet holes onto the chain

680
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: which you like chained the door locked, so there's two

681
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: bullet holes there. On top of that, it was a

682
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: small bathroom like the one you just mentioned, and it

683
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: cracked mirror above the bed. Have you ever stated did

684
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: you feel like you were gonna get bed bugs when

685
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: you and I like that? One? Yeah. One time I

686
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: was at a hotel in Vegas and you know, you

687
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: always think, wow, they don't really clean the rooms, but

688
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: maybe they do, you don't know for sure. So I

689
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: go into the hotel and we checked in at the

690
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: casino in Vegas, and we get to the room and

691
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: there was a guy's driver's license and like part his

692
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: wallet was on the table little tables sit at you know,

693
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, that means no one came

694
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: in here and actually looked this over at all. Man.

695
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: Last time I went to a bachelor party in Vegas

696
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: to stay at the Cosmopolitan and it's expensive. COMO check

697
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: this out. I got that's a that's a chickotoe right

698
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: for the ladies. Yeah, I check in there. All of

699
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: a sudden, we feel this this like the ground moving

700
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: a little bit, and we and we smell, the stench

701
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: ben the plumbing underneath the building. There's a burst and

702
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: a pipe. It was all the sewage that came out

703
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: on the street. And then on top of that, we

704
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: go into the room and I swooped down the room

705
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: like you're talking about, I found a used condom in

706
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 1: the bed. No, no, I know, you did. I swear

707
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: to you. I did. So they upgraded our room and

708
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: I got a different spot. But yeah, like there was sewage.

709
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: You got a lawsuit there. Yeah, in the case traumatic experience.

710
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: I was in Vegas last in December before the apocalypse,

711
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: and we were walking around the strip outside New York,

712
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: New York right here that NHL Arena, and there was

713
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: a sewer leak and the entire strip smelled like ship as.

714
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean, the it was. It was so strong the smell.

715
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: I mean, you felt like you had moved into the

716
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: squatty potty or the or or the porta potty. Rather, Yeah,

717
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: you felt like you had moved into a porta potty

718
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: or whatever. Was like unreal. It was like, uh, you

719
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: know that Tennessee trots, like somebody had dysenterry, but the

720
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 1: entire street had dysenterry. You know, it wasn't a steaming dump.

721
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: It was just unreal. Um anyway, So there you moving on.

722
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 1: Trucker Joe says, if you could go back to any

723
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: era in time, what era would it be? Era? Being

724
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: like anything prior to two thousand's, you know, would be

725
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: interesting if I could be guaranteed to come back. I

726
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: quote William Shakespeare a lot. Many of the phrases we

727
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: use are from William Shakespeare. So he was from like

728
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: the six hundred, early sixteen hundreds. I think he was

729
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 1: in his prime there. I'm curious if the legend lives

730
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 1: up to the reality is as good as the legend,

731
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 1: or if I'd be like, this is fucking terrible. Why

732
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 1: are we quoting Shakespeare four hundred years later, five hundred

733
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: years later? Whatever? I guess that. What about you, Gasca?

734
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: I think I probably go all the way back to

735
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: the to the Roman Empire. I would love to see

736
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: or maybe even be involved coming back alive, of course.

737
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: But the being inside the Colosseum, Oh, ye're watching the gladiators,

738
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: which are actually like slaves, right. I'm surprised they haven't

739
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: torn down the Colosseum because there were slaves that were

740
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 1: fighting the the animals never know, but that that would

741
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 1: be amazing to be a part of something like that.

742
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in

743
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: the nation. Catch all of our shows at Fox sports

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745
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: search f s R to listen live. Yeah, yeah, you wonder.

746
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: I think if you could use the knowledge that you

747
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: know in the modern world, and a lot of it

748
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't translate them to that time, so it would be useless,

749
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: all right. Pierre from Springfield, Ish, Massachusetts. By the way, Pierre,

750
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: my grandfather, the the guy that I quote a lot

751
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: who spoke Yiddish when I was a kid, when he

752
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: didn't want us to know what the bad words he

753
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: was saying, and I learned some Yiddish words from him.

754
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: He is from Springfield, mess so I have some some

755
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: bloodlines there. Anyway, Any chance of getting some old co

756
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 1: workers on the podcast, maybe uh fill in for Gascott,

757
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: k K, Marcel Julio, maybe even an old caller like

758
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: Gay Brad or Troy the gambling and well that's you're

759
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: going way back, Pierre. I don't think we could even

760
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: call Gay Brad gave Brad now because someone will be

761
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: triggered used to Yeah, gay guy from Tennessee who he

762
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: chose the name Gay Brad as a caller, and he

763
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: was kind of an effeminine gay guy. Uh, that called

764
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: the show and was a character for several years. Troy

765
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: the gambling Man was great. He drove a sweeper truck

766
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: around Nashville and we had him picking games. And I

767
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: don't know what happened to Troy. I used to have

768
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: a correspondence with Troy. I don't know. I haven't heard

769
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: from him in years. I don't know if he's still around.

770
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, Troy. If you're listening,

771
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: check in with me. I'd love to hear from Troy

772
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: the Gambling and that would be pretty cool. Jerry says,

773
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: when's there? When's another talent show? By the way, just

774
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: to answer that last guy from Springfield. Uh, maybe next week, yescar,

775
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: we might do a day and and just put one

776
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: of these old people on that I used to work

777
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: with and go down memory lane. You've worked with a

778
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: lot of people. There's a lot that's true, there's a

779
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: lot of options, but catch up with an old producer,

780
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: find out what it was like. Yeah, yeah, I could

781
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: do that. Uh, Jerry says, when there when is there

782
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: gonna be another talent show? I can't wait. I want

783
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: to win it. Well, Jerry, we just did one during

784
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: the apocalypse, and sports are supposed to come back, uh

785
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: in late July, and so if that happens, we'll probably

786
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: not do another one. But if everything gets walky and

787
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: shuts down again, I will go back to my bag

788
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: of tricks and we will certainly do that as well.

789
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: This kind of relates to that, Carlos, and Houston says,

790
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: why did you stop doing the Power Hour on the show? Uh, Carlos,

791
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: that's a good question. People have been asking me that. Why.

792
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: I know the answer because it was awful radio and

793
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: it was very lazy, and you have to come to

794
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: Jesus moment, you know, I know not will do something

795
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: better for the audience as opposed to no no, no, no,

796
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: no no. I thought it was very interesting. I thought

797
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: it was it was compelling, and it was fun with

798
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: Cowboy and Windsor and Uh. Several of the guys were

799
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: great and it was a lot of fun. Chris and Houston,

800
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: Sean the hood Guy. I thought all those guys were

801
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: very good. But Felexis was so bad. The last one

802
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: that we did, it was so terrible and so painful

803
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: that I just said, I can't, I gotta take it.

804
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: But I was suffering from PTSD, I this post traumatic

805
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: stress disorder because of how bad that was. And and

806
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,240
Speaker 1: so if you want to blame anybody, blame America's favorite

807
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: drag queen, the only known drag queen caller sports Radio Flexus,

808
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: because that is uh boy, that was nightmare causing that

809
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: was things that go bump in the night. That is

810
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: what it was. So that's the answer. Carlos says, I

811
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: also do hope to see you here in Houston, if

812
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: you decide to come with Carlos, I'd love to meet you,

813
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: and I I will get to Houston. I'm hoping to

814
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 1: go this year, but unfortunately right now that's that's off

815
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: the table. But I'm hoping and I am optimistic, Benny Brightside,

816
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: that I am able to go and hang out with you,

817
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: Carlos and some of the other big fans. Which is

818
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: great guest gun because I take a lot of pot

819
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: shots at the Astros, the Astros and the Texans and

820
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: the Roquettes, but yet we have a very solid loyal

821
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: branch of the Mallard militia that do not mind being

822
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: pummeled are having their teams pummeled on the radio. When

823
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: is here's one from Jason and Baker. So when is

824
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: guests got going to start playing more sound effects on

825
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast? All right, So this is something

826
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: I get asked a lot. Guest. We are in a

827
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: different studio. That isn't that the issue? Guest, gon We're

828
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: in a different studio, so you don't have access to

829
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: the same sound effects that we have on the radio show. Yeah,

830
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: part of that, and plus we just go more long,

831
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: long form talk and the show is obviously different than

832
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: the podcast because these are are dedicated to to you,

833
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: the listeners. So if you're gonna have questions and answers

834
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: and whatnot. I don't like to play sound drops during that.

835
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean I could, technically speaking, but we have a

836
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: lot of guests and friends of the show that come on,

837
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: so we want to interrupt them with any sound drops

838
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: or anything like that. It is an odd thing though,

839
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: when the sound effects, because there's some people like our

840
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: friend here in Bakersfield who loves it, and then there's

841
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:26,919
Speaker 1: other people like that Snowflake fun House who he thinks

842
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: it's like the Hindenburgh when he hears the bell, you know,

843
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, lose loose tons is sinking,

844
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, come on, it's the redundancy

845
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: of the bell that it's getting played over and over

846
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: and over again that he does not like, do not

847
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: control any of these sound effects at all. Chris from

848
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: seven eighty Edmonton, Alberta says, if Doc Mike possessed the

849
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: same qualifications as Dr Fauci, would you recommend you're in therapy? Yeah?

850
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: Good question. Says uh, yeah, I was a little uncomfortable.

851
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: Doc called up the other night and said that some

852
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: woman who has cancer he's gonna help, And I was like, oh,

853
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: this is not you know. I mean, I get a

854
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: kick out of Dock. I think he's pretty good and entertaining,

855
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: but that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's going you're

856
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: going too far. Of course, Doc is convinced that that

857
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: he's he's got the magic, the magic Beans Valls. Fan

858
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: Jimmy from Fayetteville, Tennessee says, if you were elected president

859
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: and had to make take these callers with you, what

860
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: would their jobs be? Doc Mike, Skeeter, Tammy and Montana

861
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: and Mr Tibbs. Wow, I have not heard Mr Tibbs name,

862
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: and he didn't call the show. He hasn't called a

863
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: long time. Mr Tibbs fun caller. I don't know what

864
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: happened to him. Uh, well, that's that's the I guess.

865
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: I would have Doc Mike would have to be the

866
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: health guy, right, he would be the attorney the surgeon general. Yeah.

867
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: I think what would Tammy's job be? What would she

868
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: she could be like in charge, she could work at

869
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: like the Pentagon, do something at the Pentagon. Yeah, she's

870
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: very feisty and battles back and counterpunches. What about Skeeter

871
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: Wonder good guys Skeeter do? What could he our buddy

872
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: Skeeter do? Where is he from? He's from Montana, but

873
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: he's got a he's got an interesting career. He's been

874
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: in the military, He's lived an interesting life. And you

875
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: can make him your chief of staff chief of staff,

876
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: all right? And then Mr Tibbs. What would Mr tibsby

877
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: like what? I don't really know much about Mr Tips

878
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: other than he told some wild stories when he called

879
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 1: the show about his neighbors and random things. And yeah,

880
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm not sure one of their jobs in the cabinet there?

881
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: How about the Well, this would be a fun job.

882
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: Mr Tips is always always would be mesmerized when he talks.

883
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: So how about the press secretary? Yeah, I can get out.

884
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. You could have blind Scott as your

885
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 1: press secretary. He'd be like fighting with reporters, throwing hay

886
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: bakers and tiss and for nation. Jack in Greensboro? Right,

887
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: since this Ben, how where did you first meet Mrs Maller? Also?

888
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: Once you realized she was interested in you, did you

889
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: make did that make her less desirable? Since she apparently

890
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Speaker 1: has either mental deficiencies or poor judgment? Uh? Well, thank

891
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: you Jack? Right kind of you to say that you

892
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: met her west of the four oh five. I know

893
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: that firsthand. Uh. No, I did not meet her west

894
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: the four You did? You did you married her west

895
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: of the four or five as well? No? I did not.

896
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Speaker 1: There's no four or five freeway in the garden Island

897
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: of in POI poo I got married. Uh No, I

898
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: met my wife. I was doing internet dating and I

899
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 1: met her and then we went out, and then I

900
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: didn't hear from her for a while. You know, she

901
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: wasn't interested. Um and uh, but then she contacted me

902
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 1: again and we first date we went on was in Pasadena,

903
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: beautiful Pasadena, Yes there and call Ronald Boulevard. And we

904
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: were supposed to go to a movie. Um, and she

905
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,479
Speaker 1: she did bait and switch. She said, because my idea

906
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: of a perfect date was to go to the movies,

907
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: and then because you don't have to talk. Yeah, it's

908
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: like the Power Hour. Yeah. So so anyway, she she

909
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: we met at the movie theater and she's, uh, why

910
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: don't we Uh, why don't we go over here instead?

911
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: And so we we talked and then it worked out well.

912
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, clearly she's got poor judgment. That is that

913
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 1: is obvious. Jack, no question about it. A dub bar

914
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: rights and he says, why don't you post and asked

915
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: for questions for the Fifth Hour podcast on Twitter? Why

916
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: is it always Facebook? Um, well, a dub The reason

917
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: for that is I'm down on the Twitter. I'm down

918
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: on the Twitter. I think we get better questions on Facebook.

919
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: I've done it on on Twitter. It's just not it's

920
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: a cesspools. I use it during the show and i've

921
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: I have You've noticed I don't nearly post as much

922
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: as I used to. I just don't not something I'm

923
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: I'm really a big fan of I just don't like

924
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: the way that that platform has gone very much. So

925
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: but to each their own, and we still use it

926
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: during the show, but it's just that's not it doesn't

927
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: seem to work for this jess in. Pomona rites in

928
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, man, my question is what is

929
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: the strangest thing you did do impressive date? And that's

930
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: for both you and guess. Well, yeah, Jess, I, I

931
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: did not really do a lot. That's part of my problem.

932
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the most I would do to

933
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 1: impress a date was to take a shower and maybe

934
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: putting on a nice shirt or something like that. But yeah,

935
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: i'd always like hide the fact that I worked in

936
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: radio and didn't you know, I didn't really promote that.

937
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: Uh you know, not that many women listen to sports

938
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 1: radio because they don't, so it's not like they would

939
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: know who I was. But I just gonna whatever. But

940
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: what you guess got your west of the four or five?

941
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: You probably just took him to your house and said,

942
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: look at my house, look at the Pacific Ocean. I'm

943
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: west of the four or five. Man. There's some embarrassing moments. Yeah. Yeah,

944
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: it's like, um, it's like when you when you go

945
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: to to Vegas and you lose quickly on a hand

946
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: of black jack and you need it rush to the

947
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: A t M. Because you're already in the hole. You're

948
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 1: trying to dig yourself out. Like I've had that happen

949
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: a few times. Were like I've gone on a date

950
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: and you know, whatever you're doing, like if I'm ordering

951
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: dinner or something like that, you kind of get just

952
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: deep into what you're doing. You're like, let's order this,

953
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 1: let's order that, let's order this, and let's order that,

954
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you find out you're

955
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: ordering too much. You're trying to impress her, and it

956
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: looks pretty freaking weak. One of the signs to tell

957
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: that a woman's in you. Usually this maybe has changed,

958
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: but when I was dating, when you first go to restaurants,

959
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: they would order like a salad or something small. And

960
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: then the longer you date and then they're eating like

961
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: chocolate Sundays and they're they're going for Yeah. Yeah, anyway,

962
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: r J and san Antonio rights and says, hey, what

963
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: is your favorite Saturday Night Live skit? Well, I haven't

964
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: watched Saturday Night Live very much in years, but some

965
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: of my favorites they were They were guests on Saturday

966
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,800
Speaker 1: Night Penn and Teller many years ago. It's on YouTube.

967
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: They did this skit where they were hanging upside down,

968
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: but you didn't know that was the gag, but she

969
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: didn't know until the end of it, and it was amazing.

970
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 1: I was like as a kid, I was like, Wow,

971
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: that's the coolest thing in the world. Uh. Some of

972
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: the other ones I loved being a Jewish kid. I

973
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: loved hanaka Harry, which was John Lovitts did that back

974
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 1: in the day. Eddie Murphy did Mr Robinson's neighborhood. Remember that. Yeah,

975
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: that would be canceled right now, wouldn't it. That would

976
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: not be allowed. The Church Lady was pretty funny. Stewart Smalley,

977
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: anything for you guess on. One of my favorites, and

978
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 1: everybody likes this one, was the Christopher walkin Will Ferrell

979
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: cal Bell. Yeah, that was that bad timeless. I used

980
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: to love and Living Color, by the way, that was

981
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,479
Speaker 1: your your gig, that was your show. Jim Carrey was

982
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: was fantastic. The Wayne's Brothers, But yeah, Jim Carrey was

983
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: was fucking phenomenal and living color. It's a great show.

984
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: Kentucky Tay rights In says hotter than Kentucky. J I

985
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: would hope, so, says, I don't believe in reincarnation. However,

986
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,919
Speaker 1: the idea is pretty cool to me. If you could

987
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,439
Speaker 1: come back as a child of any athlete, who would

988
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: it be and why? Uh? Well, yeah, I would go

989
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, Michael Jordan's because on top of the

990
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 1: world dominating, I would inherit all that money. That would

991
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: be pretty cool. So I guess I would go with that.

992
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 1: Guess quickly, man, I think I'm either going Tiger Woods

993
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: or Derek Jeter. He didn't have any kids still he

994
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: stopped playing. Yeah, but you know what, his Hall of

995
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: Fame roster of the women that he nailed is pretty

996
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: fucking phenomenal. His his check mark list. Yeah. And the

997
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 1: gift box or the gift bag before the disclosures that

998
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: you gotta like drop off your cell phone and then

999
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,479
Speaker 1: you get a gift bag when you get kicked out.

1000
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Derek Jeter all pro man, All right,

1001
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: Chris and mac Keita, Ioway easier for me to say, says,

1002
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: please explain who gets the extra home game when NFL

1003
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: goes to seventeen games and why, Well, Chris, that's easy.

1004
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 1: I believe what they're planning on is eight home games,

1005
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: eight road games, and then a neutral sight game. That's

1006
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: the plan. And then also, why is the universal d

1007
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: age a good idea this year? The season is a waste,

1008
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: so let's try it. Uh No, it's a good idea, Chris,

1009
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: because the players are pussy willows and their Mr softies

1010
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: the pictures and ninety eight percent of them don't give

1011
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: two ships about hitting. They don't even try. And pictures

1012
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: make so much money starting pictures that they they're trying

1013
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 1: to insulate. It's all about risk management, and they're worried

1014
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 1: that a picture is gonna get hit on the wrist

1015
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: and be out and they're gonna lose value on the contract,

1016
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: equity and the contract, and they're gonna be injured running

1017
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 1: the basis. So that's pretty much one. Plus, they need

1018
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: to boost television ratings what the games already being missed,

1019
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: more offense, more runs, and they believe there's more interest,

1020
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: So an extra bad in there, all right? Last one,

1021
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: Tres in San Antonio says, why do we park on

1022
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: a driveway, yet drive on a parkway. And why does

1023
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: guests Gone park in more than one spot at a time,

1024
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: Because I can what a dick west of the four five?

1025
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: What's you? That's your west of the four or five privilege? Apologize?

1026
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: Apologize at least to the four or five. I park

1027
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: in one space. Listen, you don't park every time you

1028
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: park in two spaces. That's a dog whistle to the

1029
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: people who live east to the four or five. You're

1030
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: mocking us. You are mocking us, Guest Gone, how dare you? Yeah? Anyway,

1031
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: all right, listen, have a wonderful rest of your Sunday.

1032
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Speaker 1: Don't forget back on the Magic Radio box tonight on

1033
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 1: the Ben Mallor Show and cameyo, Camyo, camyo. If you

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00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,400
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Speaker 1: on there, follow us on social media, and more importantly,

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Speaker 1: have a great day.