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Speaker 1: You hear the alarms, you hear the sirens, But no

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Speaker 1: need to worry, have no fear. An emergency podcast is here.

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Speaker 1: Lebron James announced that he is coming to Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: to play for the Los Angeles Lakers. Nobody is surprised.

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Speaker 1: Nobody broke the news for Lebron. There was no insiders,

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Speaker 1: there was no decision, there was no Shenanikans. Lebron James

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Speaker 1: broke the news by himself. He's coming to Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: for four years and a hundred and fifty four million dollars.

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Speaker 1: Good for you. Congratulations l A, Congratulations Laker fans, and

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Speaker 1: congratulations Match Johnson. You did it. Magic Johnson did it.

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Speaker 1: And whoever the fuck thought that Magic Johnson wouldn't do it.

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Speaker 1: You must still be stung by something that went down

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Speaker 1: in the eighties. Did he skeet up in your chick

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Speaker 1: in the eighties? Did Magic fuck yo bitch? In the eighties?

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Speaker 1: Were you a Boston Celtics fan. Nobody bets against Magic Johnson. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you grew up in the eighties, there was there

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Speaker 1: was a saying you don't bet against the magic Man,

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Speaker 1: and you don't bet against the sugar Man talking about

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Speaker 1: sugar Ay Leonard. Magic Johnson just fucking wins. Okay, he

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Speaker 1: just fucking wins. Lebron is coming to l A. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who else is coming with him. Who knows

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Speaker 1: if that fucking guy Kawhi Leonard is gonna figure it out.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he is. Paul George last night said

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Speaker 1: that he's staying in Oklahoma. I he fuck. Good for you,

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Speaker 1: good for you. But I just want to go back

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Speaker 1: for a second. I just want to go back for

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Speaker 1: a second, because when Magic Johnson took the job, there

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Speaker 1: was a whole bunch of ship talkers out there. There

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Speaker 1: was a whole bunch of people, namely Dan fucking Labatard.

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Speaker 1: He was the leader of the pack saying whether or

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Speaker 1: not Magic Johnson was qualified to run the Lakers. Magic

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Speaker 1: just win Johnson. Motherfucking Miles Jordan's let me get that,

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Speaker 1: Willie Hudge, Dick Stain, Dan Labatary, he was talking ship

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Speaker 1: days after the great Magic Johnson. He changed basketball Magic Johnson.

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Speaker 1: Before Magic Johnson played six ft nine, dudes were not

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Speaker 1: dribbling the ball up the court. Magic Johnson. This is

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Speaker 1: the reason why Lebron James is Lebron James. Magic Johnson

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Speaker 1: is the same size as Lebron James, stands all the

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Speaker 1: muscles and steroids. I didn't say that Magic Johnson changed

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Speaker 1: the game. He won rings in things. What the fuck

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Speaker 1: have you ever done? Is Magic Johnson qualified to run

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Speaker 1: the Lakers? You bet against Magic Johnson? You dumb fuck you.

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Speaker 1: You hear that, Willie Huts Let it rock Molls. You

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Speaker 1: got your fall on TV every single day and you're

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Speaker 1: still asking whether or not Magic Johnson is qualified. Your

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Speaker 1: pop Poppy has never been qualified to be on TV.

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Speaker 1: Your show is on at three thirty during the middle

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Speaker 1: of the day. Yes, it does good ratings, because no

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Speaker 1: fucking body watches TV at three thirty during the middle

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Speaker 1: of the day. Your pops ain't ship, Your hot takes

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Speaker 1: ain't ship, your predictions ain't ship. And Magic Johnson just

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Speaker 1: took a ship on your head. And you know who

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Speaker 1: got the ship bads to clean it up. You know

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Speaker 1: who's gotta bend over and he's already got a funked

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Speaker 1: up back. Your father, Your father Poppy is picking up

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Speaker 1: the dog ship. The Magic Johnson just sprinkled around your

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Speaker 1: entire studio. Your man Stu Gods ain't ship, and your

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Speaker 1: whole crew ain't ship. You question whether or not Magic

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Speaker 1: Johnson would pull it off for the Los Angeles Lakers.

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Speaker 1: This ain't Miami, you ski head. He runs this fucking town.

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Speaker 1: He caught monster in this town. Magic Johnson caught the

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Speaker 1: monster in this town, and he beat it in this town.

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Speaker 1: Nobody reigns over Magic Johnson in Los Angeles. Don't ever

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Speaker 1: forget it. Yes there's young stick men, Yes there's young stars,

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Speaker 1: Michael b. Jordan's Liam Handlesworth. They come and they go.

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Speaker 1: Magic Johnson has buildings in this town. Magic Johnson is

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles. He caught the monster and he still reigned supreme.

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Speaker 1: you were never qualifying to be on TV. You were

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Speaker 1: never qualified to make hires. Motherfucker you hired your father.

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Speaker 1: Ask him whether or not Magic Johnson would get it done.

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Speaker 1: He got it done. Cut that, good, Willie. This is

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Speaker 1: an emergency podcast. Ship an emergency podcast. Earlier this morning,

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Speaker 1: ESPN's Old Jaikowski reported Lebron James his representatives are meeting

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Speaker 1: other teams. And yes, Lebron didn't meet with the Philadelphia

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Speaker 1: something about these insiders, these fucking snakes in the grass,

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Speaker 1: All these fucking worms, these insiders, You're ruined it for

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Speaker 1: the fucking fans. You just reported. A couple of hours ago,

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Speaker 1: the Lebron James team was meeting with the Philadelphia seventy

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Speaker 1: sickers and he signed with the Lakers. He announced himself,

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Speaker 1: why didn't he call you? Since you're such a fucking

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Speaker 1: I moved out to Los Angeles and eight nine, that's

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Speaker 1: when I first moved to Los Angeles. Came out here

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Speaker 1: Two months later, came out to Los Angeles. Two years later,

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Speaker 1: A star was fucking born. You know my history, you

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Speaker 1: I'm sure we're gonna frequent the same spots. Duke. I

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Speaker 1: kids watch ESPN, they have video games, they have NBA

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Speaker 1: and ABC, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, they owned the NBA.

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Speaker 1: Dr J. Of course you knew I had different players,

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Speaker 1: the Knicks, but everything was about Magic Johnson and Larry Bird.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't root for fucking Larry Bird. I rooted

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Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you the story about when our

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Speaker 1: babysitting me in three took me to a Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: begging our senior please take me to a game, Please

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Speaker 1: on the backstory how I wounded up with our senior

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Speaker 1: I kept saying, our Senior Hall, please, please, can you please, somehow,

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Speaker 1: He had the weapons, they said magic on him. Him

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Speaker 1: goes to take a shower. I have on three goal chains.

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Speaker 1: I love the man. I love the man. If you

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Speaker 1: haven't read my book, and if you're listening to this

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Speaker 1: emergency podcast and you have not read in my book,

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Speaker 1: this book has ball sports rants from the m v

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Speaker 1: P of Talking Trash. There's an entire chapter dedicated to

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Speaker 1: it's on page one oh three. The chapter is called

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Speaker 1: the Magic of Magic. I went to his basketball camp. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I went to his basketball camp, got chosen to play

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. I don't know what I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: with my hate. Fortunately, he's now in the West, so

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Speaker 1: I can continue rooting from my Golden State Warriors without

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Speaker 1: hating the Lakers. I can't jump ship. Can't fucking jump ship,

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Speaker 1: you know, jump ship. The co host of this show

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Speaker 1: that couldn't make it onto this emergency podcast, g Moody,

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Speaker 1: he will now be bull sucking the Los Angeles Lakers.

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Speaker 1: I will not do it, but I don't think you

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Speaker 1: will get the vial, the visceral hate that you're used

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Speaker 1: to when I am rooting against Lebron James. Listen, it's

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Speaker 1: an emergency podcast. I don't want to take too much

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Speaker 1: of your time. I will say this that young rapper

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Speaker 1: who was murdered tragically in Florida x x X. I

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Speaker 1: can't pronounce his name correctly x station. I don't mean

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Speaker 1: any disrespect um x x X. One of his assailants

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Speaker 1: has been arrested and it was reported, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like it's real that since he's been in jail, he

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Speaker 1: was not only beating up, but he was sexually violated.

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Speaker 1: Look it up. That means he got the uh wonderbread

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Speaker 1: bag and olive old treatment. Look it up. One of

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Speaker 1: that guy's murderers was imprisoned and they took his ass.

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Speaker 1: He's only been in prison for two weeks. They took

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Speaker 1: that ass real nice, real proper. And when you commit

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Speaker 1: senseless murders, and as Jay Z says, you let Zimmerman

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Speaker 1: walk around Florida, nobody does anything, but you kill this

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Speaker 1: kid for no reason. You wanted to fame. Now you

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Speaker 1: gotta deal with the game. You got that wonder bread

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Speaker 1: bag treatment. You haven't even been in the Who Scout

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Speaker 1: for a month. Good for you, you fuck you. It's emergency.

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Speaker 1: I am rappaport Stereo Podcast once again. Congratulations to the

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles Lakers, to their fans. Miles Miles Davis is

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Speaker 1: a big fan. I know Mr Morris is a big fan.

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Speaker 1: This it's a purple and gold. I live in l A.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Knicks fan. Okay, you will not catch me

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Speaker 1: shooting all over the Los Angeles Lakers, but I ain't

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Speaker 1: no fucking bandwagoner. When he gets down to the get

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Speaker 1: down um with the Golden State Warriors to sweep their

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Speaker 1: ass right the funk out of the Staples Center. My

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Speaker 1: name it's Michael Rappaport, a k A Mr New York,

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Speaker 1: a k A an American hero a K. A. The

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Speaker 1: Gringo Man Dingle a k a. The Jake LaMotta of podcasting.

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Speaker 1: This was not a test. This was an emergency. I

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Speaker 1: am Rappaport stereo podcast. Miles Jordan's Take Us out of

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Speaker 1: Here with some more of that good sweet Willie Hutch love.

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Speaker 1: Nob Eachuper won't do no, wont do nob Eachuper won't

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