WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: Invisible Girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to the weekend edition of your Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't know how I tell you this. We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to try something new, I know, for you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I know people don't like new.

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<v Speaker 1>Things, but we're just curious because we know you love

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<v Speaker 1>dysfunctional relationship drama and many of our new listeners on

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for being here. Don't realize that.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually do a full hour of brand new content

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<v Speaker 1>every day, a full show. That's not all Second Dates.

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<v Speaker 1>We do another segment that is very relationship drama heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>And very loved. Yes, yes, totally beloved.

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<v Speaker 1>That's called Awkward Tuesday phone Calls, and that's whenever you

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<v Speaker 1>have a relationship issue and you need our help making

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<v Speaker 1>a phone call. So on Sundays, just for this month only,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna try it out. See what you guys think.

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<v Speaker 1>If you like it, if you don't like it, let

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<v Speaker 1>us know in the comments.

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<v Speaker 3>If you like the Second Date, you're gonna be obsessed

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<v Speaker 3>with Awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>To Yeah it is. Sometimes they're more dramatic anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, truly truly, Brook Teller, I stole her wall and

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<v Speaker 3>I want to come clean about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, did you by the way we should talk. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, all right, here it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your awkward Tuesday football on a Sunday, just for you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're trying it out. Listen up.

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<v Speaker 4>We've all lied to our parents before.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes you have to. Yeah, Like, no, Mom, the chicken

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't too dry. Yeah, I love the electric nose hair

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<v Speaker 5>trimmer for my birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so glad you gave me that instead of a car.

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<v Speaker 6>Ye.

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<v Speaker 5>I never even wanted to be cool anyway. But some

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<v Speaker 5>lies are bigger than others. And one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 5>today needs our help for that exact reason, because she's

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<v Speaker 5>worried that her brother has been hiding something from her

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<v Speaker 5>entire family for over two years. It's a big secret,

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<v Speaker 5>and I can promise you this, it might lead to

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<v Speaker 5>a huge family blowout if we don't step in right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love family secrets. Let's step in.

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<v Speaker 5>We're going to do it in your brand new awkward

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<v Speaker 5>Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 4>Next. It's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 5>It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I've told you guys countless

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<v Speaker 5>times about how awkward it is to hang out with

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<v Speaker 5>my family.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, hearing about it's one thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Living It is a different experience because just this past weekend,

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<v Speaker 5>my father angrily did dishes for a half hour.

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<v Speaker 4>Why because nobody else.

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<v Speaker 5>Was doing them at the time, So he was getting

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<v Speaker 5>his hands wet, cursing while violently shoving plates into the dishwasher,

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<v Speaker 5>screaming about how he doesn't want to get food poisoning again.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, checks out.

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<v Speaker 5>So there you go, just an normal family gathering for

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<v Speaker 5>the debos, and one of our listeners, Lauren, is having

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<v Speaker 5>your own issues with an upcoming family get together, apparently

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<v Speaker 5>regarding her brother, Lauren, do you think maybe your brother

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<v Speaker 5>wants to hang out and do dishes with my ad

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<v Speaker 5>because it might actually solve both of our problems?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>I would love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I mean, Jeff says that, but you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>was in the other room being like, I know he's mad,

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<v Speaker 1>but I really don't want to do him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's like dad came down and watching the musical.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't judge me enough about my dad and his dishes anger.

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<v Speaker 5>What about your brother? What's going on with him?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, So it's rather bizarre because my brother's been in

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<v Speaker 7>a relationship with a girl for about two years now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so they've been together for a while.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, they have, they have two years. Especially for my brother,

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<v Speaker 7>two years is a while because he's always been a

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<v Speaker 7>super career oriented focused guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I thought for sure that was not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be followed by a compliment and it was, well, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Thought he's gonna use a big loser. Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, this is my brother, and who'd want to

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<v Speaker 2>be with him?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, some people are like that though they don't get

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<v Speaker 5>into a lot of relationships.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like me.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, But the issue is that it's been two years

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<v Speaker 7>and we've never met her.

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<v Speaker 4>What sketch, it's a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>You've never met her?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, he's super secretive about her and and like he

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<v Speaker 7>won't tell us much or show us photos, like he's

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<v Speaker 7>showing me a couple of polaroids. Polaroid, I mean polaroids.

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<v Speaker 7>I know he's he's vintage.

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<v Speaker 2>What you can put him from your phone?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they live in another country or something?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I just they can't be close to you then?

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<v Speaker 7>Right, we don't live super close. No, But whenever the

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<v Speaker 7>opportunity for us to meet her comes up, all of

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<v Speaker 7>a sudden, you're either busy or sick, or something's come

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<v Speaker 7>up and you know, it's just getting super weird.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you think is happening in this situation? Do

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<v Speaker 5>you think he's just ashamed of you and your family?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought, girlfriend, that's where I went. That's why I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't introduce anybody.

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<v Speaker 7>I think there's always this pressure from my parents. So

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<v Speaker 7>when are you going to settle down? You know, when

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<v Speaker 7>are you going to get married and have a family.

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<v Speaker 7>And part of me thinks he may have made her

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<v Speaker 7>up just to get them off his back.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's real.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's a realty.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 5>I had one of those girlfriends for a few years

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<v Speaker 5>and that was kind of nice. Yeah, I'm just someone

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<v Speaker 5>that you make up just to get your parents off

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<v Speaker 5>your back.

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<v Speaker 4>Girl for fifteen years and thousand and third grade. I

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<v Speaker 4>told you, Sarah is just very shy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, that would be one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>To make it up for your parents because they're putting

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<v Speaker 1>pressure on you. But he would lie to you as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you're his own sister about a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's where you should be cool.

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<v Speaker 7>He might be embarrassed, you know, and I just want

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<v Speaker 7>to let him know that if that's the case, he

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<v Speaker 7>doesn't have to make someone up like he can be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're just going to publicly call him out. I

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<v Speaker 2>like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I am confused.

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<v Speaker 5>What is it that you want to do with your

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<v Speaker 5>call here? You want to call your brother and say what?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know what to say. That's why I'm calling. Like,

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<v Speaker 7>the big issue is that I have to do it

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<v Speaker 7>this way because my parents said that they are going

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<v Speaker 7>to confront him about it. Yes, I want to get

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<v Speaker 7>to him and get the answers before they you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a whole family discussion behind his back that

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<v Speaker 1>everyone thinks his girlfriend's fake, and I would by that.

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<v Speaker 3>Now after two years, You're like, okay, every single time.

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<v Speaker 1>Every year makes sense.

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<v Speaker 5>It does kind of get Are you sure you don't

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<v Speaker 5>want that to happen just for like the good video

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<v Speaker 5>that you could post.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm trying to save him before things get really ugly

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<v Speaker 7>because there could be a huge fallout.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't think about that. Maybe she is really ugly.

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<v Speaker 5>You could be right about that. Is that what she's saying.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought I heard her say she could be really ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>No, things could get really ugly and there could be

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<v Speaker 1>a fallout.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, but it still is a decent theory, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>that could be it. We'll find out. We're gonna play

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<v Speaker 5>a song. We'll come back and we'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Give you.

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<v Speaker 6>One.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, Yeah, we're gonna play a song.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll come back and we'll give you some advice and

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<v Speaker 5>let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your

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<v Speaker 5>brother to find out if his girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 4>Is real or made up. We're gonna do it right

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<v Speaker 4>after this.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, hold on, it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 6>It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 4>Today.

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<v Speaker 5>We're on a mission, a mission to track down the

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<v Speaker 5>invisible girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 4>Is she real? We don't know, but this is what

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<v Speaker 4>we have.

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<v Speaker 5>We have no social media posts of the two of

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<v Speaker 5>them together, no family meetups, and two blurry polaroid photos

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<v Speaker 5>that have been seen at a brother sister get together,

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<v Speaker 5>along with a million excuses for why she can't ever

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<v Speaker 5>meet the fan oly on.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she's bigfoot.

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<v Speaker 4>But here's my question.

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<v Speaker 5>If she's invisible, okay, how do we know she's not

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<v Speaker 5>on the phone with us right now? Oh, Dana, are

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<v Speaker 5>you here? Blink twice? If you're here, I'm not hearing

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<v Speaker 5>the blinks.

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<v Speaker 6>Heard that, But.

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<v Speaker 5>No, this is a real situation. We're not joking around

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<v Speaker 5>It's been two years and one of our listeners, Lauren,

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<v Speaker 5>says she has still not met her brother's girlfriend and

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<v Speaker 5>it's becoming a little bit of an issue in their family.

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<v Speaker 5>So she's looking to get ahead of this before her

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<v Speaker 5>parents get involved. What's your advice for Lauren before we

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<v Speaker 5>call her brother?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, the quickest way to bond with your sibling is

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<v Speaker 1>to have a common enemy, and we all know that

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<v Speaker 1>enemy is always your parents. I'm right, okay, So listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to go to him and be like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you are not going to believe what mom

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<v Speaker 1>and dad are saying behind your back.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't even know how to respond.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, yes, parents under the bus, and then he'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Come clean and be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Lauren, you liking that.

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<v Speaker 7>I do like that strategy. I do divide and conquer, divide.

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<v Speaker 5>The parents, So throw the parents under the bus. That's

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<v Speaker 5>option one. Jose, what do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>I really like what you said towards the end of

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<v Speaker 3>our last phone call, which was you are trying to

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<v Speaker 3>save him, so so he knows like, Hey, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>just being a boss the older sister here. I'm truly

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<v Speaker 3>trying to help And I think that he'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Matterally, you don't care if he doesn't have a girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>right regardless.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, you're the hero here, in fact, call yourself a hero.

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<v Speaker 4>When you talk to him.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna save his relationship with mom and dad. Are

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<v Speaker 5>you ready to do this?

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<v Speaker 7>That's all I want for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's sweet.

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<v Speaker 6>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Family war, family division.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, I'm gonna dial your brother's phone number. We're

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<v Speaker 5>going to back away and let you talk to him,

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<v Speaker 5>but we'll jump in when we feel like you need

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<v Speaker 5>a little help.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, sounds good.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, Hello, Jake, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, how are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm good. I didn't know what you call in your

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<v Speaker 6>uh named it and pop up?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh I'm sorry about that. You know, sometimes gotta make

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<v Speaker 7>it a surprise, right, gotta switch things up.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 7>So the holidays are right around the corner, right, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>Mom and Dad are really excited to get together as always,

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<v Speaker 7>and they keep after me if we're gonna get to

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<v Speaker 7>me Dana.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh, Well, I don't know. I mean, she's got a

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<v Speaker 6>lot on our plate right now, so I'm I'm not

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<v Speaker 6>sure if you'll have time.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean maybe you're joking, right, What do you mean

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<v Speaker 7>he's not gonna have time?

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<v Speaker 6>It's yeah, I mean it's.

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<v Speaker 7>Been over two years now, Jake, we haven't met her.

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<v Speaker 6>Well yeah, I mean I'm sorry, but timing's been off.

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<v Speaker 6>Just hasn't been the right time.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, Jake, timing's always been off. It's just is

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<v Speaker 7>there something else going on?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know what to tell you. I mean, she's

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<v Speaker 6>just not ready.

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<v Speaker 7>Is it?

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<v Speaker 6>Dad?

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<v Speaker 3>Cream?

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<v Speaker 7>She's in rantam because trust to me, I get it.

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<v Speaker 6>No, there's nothing to do with that.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay. Well, I'm your big sister, and mom and dad

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<v Speaker 7>have been talking about this to me, and I hate that.

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<v Speaker 7>It's not good.

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<v Speaker 6>So what I mean, it's not o their business. I

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<v Speaker 6>mean they can talk about it as long as it's

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<v Speaker 6>not to me.

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<v Speaker 7>They think you're high something, Jake. And to be honest

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<v Speaker 7>at this point, I kind.

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<v Speaker 6>Of do too. Oh, come on, Jake, just be honest. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>this she exists?

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<v Speaker 4>Is she real?

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<v Speaker 7>Isana? Is Dana a real person? Because it's okay if

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<v Speaker 7>she's not like I guess the pressure I was there

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<v Speaker 7>too before. I'm at Cooper.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen, she's real. I've already told you that, And honestly,

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<v Speaker 6>that's crazy that you think I'm lying about it. It's

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<v Speaker 6>kind of what.

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<v Speaker 7>Am I supposed to think? What am I supposed to think?

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<v Speaker 7>There's no social media posts. I come over to your

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<v Speaker 7>house and there's a few blurry polaroids. You know. It's

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<v Speaker 7>it's just it's it's weird.

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<v Speaker 6>Look, I mean, I get it, but I can't do

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<v Speaker 6>anything about it. She's not ready. We're not ready. It's

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<v Speaker 6>just not the time.

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<v Speaker 7>What do you mean, We're not ready? Not ready for what?

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<v Speaker 7>It's been two years?

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<v Speaker 6>Fine, we're not ready because Dana is her real name.

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<v Speaker 7>What are you talking about.

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<v Speaker 6>The real name? It's Claire and you know her.

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<v Speaker 7>What are you talking about right now? I don't. I

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<v Speaker 7>don't understand.

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<v Speaker 6>It's it's our stepsister. Okay, what that?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god? Jake, Hey, hey man, you need a

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<v Speaker 4>second over here.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Jeff I freaking out.

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, Jake, you're on a radio show right now.

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<v Speaker 4>What don't worry.

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<v Speaker 5>Not a lot of people listen to us, just a million.

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<v Speaker 5>But it is interesting to hear this. We we know

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<v Speaker 5>a lot about some of your story from your sister.

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<v Speaker 7>Are you serious? It's Claire.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's like an adult stepsister. You didn't grow up together.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you grow up together?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>We were like thirteen.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, you're basically adults teenagers. Yeah, well, in the

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<v Speaker 5>Jewish tradition, thirteen is adults. And I don't know what

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<v Speaker 5>your religion is, but since you celebrate Christmas, it's probably

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<v Speaker 5>not your stepsister, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 6>Lauren, I knew you'd react like this. This is why

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<v Speaker 6>I don't tell you guys stuff. I mean, everyone is dutchmental.

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<v Speaker 4>This really does make a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 7>That's not normal, Jake, that's not normal.

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<v Speaker 6>Why not? It's not like we're blood related. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Did this happen at like another family holiday event?

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<v Speaker 6>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>Do what I'm saying? Brook wants to take notes so

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<v Speaker 4>she can make it happen for organize this.

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<v Speaker 6>It happened way after our teenage years. I never thought

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<v Speaker 6>this would happen. I just I don't know. We ended

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<v Speaker 6>up hanging out as the Nolts and started falling for

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<v Speaker 6>each other. I like her, I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 6>care that.

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<v Speaker 4>So wait, when we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about your mom and dad, is it your mom

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<v Speaker 1>and stepdad that we're talking like? Oh my there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of family dynamics here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we can have at least acknowledge there's no blood relation.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I lived with her in high school. I lived

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<v Speaker 7>with her in high school. Oh, you can't get her.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it's great, so that way you've already met That

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<v Speaker 5>was what the whole problem was.

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<v Speaker 4>He said that you never met her, so you know

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<v Speaker 4>her know her?

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<v Speaker 6>Well? Funny, Yeah, you should be happy because you have

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<v Speaker 6>already met her and she's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't she already at your family holiday stuff? You guys

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<v Speaker 2>just aren't acting like a couple during it.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, what is exactly? I mean, that's why I haven't

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<v Speaker 6>made a big announce that she dreaty there?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so what do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>You have to wait until you guys get engaged to

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<v Speaker 3>tell us break up?

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<v Speaker 5>What exactly was the plan here, Jake? Like, when were

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<v Speaker 5>you going to come forward and say what your relationship was?

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<v Speaker 6>Cra I mean, this is the issue. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 6>get it, Like I know that it's maybe not the

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<v Speaker 6>most normal thing, you know, to be attracted to your stepsister,

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<v Speaker 6>but I just know I cannot I can't ignom my feelings,

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<v Speaker 6>but neither can she.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, look, we are a show that's all about love, right, Brooke,

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<v Speaker 3>Love is love and you have to support this.

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<v Speaker 7>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But like the shock and if you were going to

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<v Speaker 1>pull the band aid off, it would have helped. Like

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<v Speaker 1>two years ago, Now you have created all of this

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<v Speaker 1>for two years.

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<v Speaker 3>They're going to be upset that he didn't say anything before.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're both like they're both in the same room

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<v Speaker 1>while people are asking him about girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, be honest, you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Ever sneak away though, And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I would imagine it's like, oh, I know all those

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<v Speaker 5>family vacations, you guys.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh so now you guys get it right, Like why

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<v Speaker 6>I have not totally?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Oh, I can kind of understand why that would

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<v Speaker 5>be difficult to tell Mom that text.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have deleted it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I never thought I would say this, But maybe

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<v Speaker 7>it's better not to tell Mom and Dad O water

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<v Speaker 7>another year and I'm going to cross my fingers and

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<v Speaker 7>hope you break up by that.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like she'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell them for you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not going to be horrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Then if you don't tell him, then we can maybe

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<v Speaker 5>even do a closure call coming up or a second

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<v Speaker 5>date update in the future, like parents, No with Jake

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<v Speaker 5>and his stepsister. Oh, it's the content that keeps on giving.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what the segment is all about.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't we just.

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<v Speaker 3>Do a phone tap on the parents and see how

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<v Speaker 3>they react and at.

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<v Speaker 4>The end we can go.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a new recurring segment that we need.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,