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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the weekend edition of your Second Date Update.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know how I tell you this. We're

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Speaker 2: going to try something new, I know, for you know,

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Speaker 2: I know people don't like new.

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Speaker 1: Things, but we're just curious because we know you love

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Speaker 1: dysfunctional relationship drama and many of our new listeners on

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Speaker 1: the Second Date feed right here.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here. Don't realize that.

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Speaker 1: We actually do a full hour of brand new content

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Speaker 1: every day, a full show. That's not all Second Dates.

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Speaker 1: We do another segment that is very relationship drama heavy.

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Speaker 2: And very loved. Yes, yes, totally beloved.

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Speaker 1: That's called Awkward Tuesday phone Calls, and that's whenever you

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Speaker 1: have a relationship issue and you need our help making

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Speaker 1: a phone call. So on Sundays, just for this month only,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna try it out. See what you guys think.

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Speaker 1: If you like it, if you don't like it, let

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Speaker 1: us know in the comments.

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Speaker 3: If you like the Second Date, you're gonna be obsessed

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Speaker 3: with Awkward.

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Speaker 2: To Yeah it is. Sometimes they're more dramatic anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, truly truly, Brook Teller, I stole her wall and

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Speaker 3: I want to come clean about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, did you by the way we should talk. Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, all right, here it is.

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Speaker 1: Here's your awkward Tuesday football on a Sunday, just for you.

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Speaker 2: We're trying it out. Listen up.

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Speaker 4: We've all lied to our parents before.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you have to. Yeah, Like, no, Mom, the chicken

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Speaker 5: wasn't too dry. Yeah, I love the electric nose hair

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Speaker 5: trimmer for my birthday.

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Speaker 4: I'm so glad you gave me that instead of a car.

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Speaker 6: Ye.

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Speaker 5: I never even wanted to be cool anyway. But some

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Speaker 5: lies are bigger than others. And one of our listeners

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Speaker 5: today needs our help for that exact reason, because she's

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Speaker 5: worried that her brother has been hiding something from her

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Speaker 5: entire family for over two years. It's a big secret,

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Speaker 5: and I can promise you this, it might lead to

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Speaker 5: a huge family blowout if we don't step in right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love family secrets. Let's step in.

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Speaker 5: We're going to do it in your brand new awkward

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Speaker 5: Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 4: Next. It's awkward.

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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I've told you guys countless

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Speaker 5: times about how awkward it is to hang out with

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Speaker 5: my family.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hearing about it's one thing.

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Speaker 5: Living It is a different experience because just this past weekend,

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Speaker 5: my father angrily did dishes for a half hour.

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Speaker 4: Why because nobody else.

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Speaker 5: Was doing them at the time, So he was getting

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Speaker 5: his hands wet, cursing while violently shoving plates into the dishwasher,

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Speaker 5: screaming about how he doesn't want to get food poisoning again.

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Speaker 2: All right, checks out.

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Speaker 5: So there you go, just an normal family gathering for

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Speaker 5: the debos, and one of our listeners, Lauren, is having

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Speaker 5: your own issues with an upcoming family get together, apparently

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Speaker 5: regarding her brother, Lauren, do you think maybe your brother

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Speaker 5: wants to hang out and do dishes with my ad

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I would love that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, Jeff says that, but you know, he

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like dad came down and watching the musical.

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Speaker 5: Don't judge me enough about my dad and his dishes anger.

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Speaker 5: What about your brother? What's going on with him?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Okay, So it's rather bizarre because my brother's been in

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Speaker 7: a relationship with a girl for about two years now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so they've been together for a while.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they have, they have two years. Especially for my brother,

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Speaker 7: two years is a while because he's always been a

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Speaker 1: You know, I thought for sure that was not going

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Speaker 1: to be followed by a compliment and it was, well, you.

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Speaker 4: Thought he's gonna use a big loser. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: You know, this is my brother, and who'd want to

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Speaker 5: Okay, some people are like that though they don't get

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like me.

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Speaker 7: Right, But the issue is that it's been two years

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Speaker 4: What sketch, it's a long time.

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Speaker 2: You've never met her?

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Speaker 7: Well, he's super secretive about her and and like he

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Speaker 7: showing me a couple of polaroids. Polaroid, I mean polaroids.

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Speaker 7: I know he's he's vintage.

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Speaker 2: What you can put him from your phone?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 2: Do they live in another country or something?

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Speaker 6: Is that? What?

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Speaker 2: Like, I just they can't be close to you then?

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Speaker 7: Right, we don't live super close. No, But whenever the

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Speaker 5: What do you think is happening in this situation? Do

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Speaker 5: you think he's just ashamed of you and your family?

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Speaker 5: I thought, girlfriend, that's where I went. That's why I

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Speaker 7: I think there's always this pressure from my parents. So

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Speaker 7: when are you going to settle down? You know, when

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Speaker 7: And part of me thinks he may have made her

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Speaker 4: Oh, she's real.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's a realty.

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Speaker 5: I had one of those girlfriends for a few years

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Speaker 5: and that was kind of nice. Yeah, I'm just someone

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Speaker 4: Girl for fifteen years and thousand and third grade. I

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Speaker 4: told you, Sarah is just very shy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that would be one thing.

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Speaker 1: To make it up for your parents because they're putting

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Speaker 1: pressure on you. But he would lie to you as well.

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Speaker 1: You think you're his own sister about a girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where you should be cool.

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Speaker 7: He might be embarrassed, you know, and I just want

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Speaker 2: So we're just going to publicly call him out. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am confused.

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Speaker 5: What is it that you want to do with your

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Speaker 5: call here? You want to call your brother and say what?

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Speaker 7: I don't know what to say. That's why I'm calling. Like,

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Speaker 7: this way because my parents said that they are going

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Speaker 7: to confront him about it. Yes, I want to get

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Speaker 1: It's like a whole family discussion behind his back that

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Speaker 1: everyone thinks his girlfriend's fake, and I would by that.

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Speaker 3: Now after two years, You're like, okay, every single time.

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Speaker 1: Every year makes sense.

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Speaker 5: It does kind of get Are you sure you don't

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Speaker 7: I'm trying to save him before things get really ugly

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Speaker 7: because there could be a huge fallout.

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Speaker 5: I didn't think about that. Maybe she is really ugly.

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Speaker 5: You could be right about that. Is that what she's saying.

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Speaker 5: I thought I heard her say she could be really ugly.

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Speaker 1: No, things could get really ugly and there could be

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, but it still is a decent theory, right, Okay,

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Speaker 5: that could be it. We'll find out. We're gonna play

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Speaker 5: a song. We'll come back and we'll.

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Speaker 4: Give you.

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Speaker 6: One.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Yeah, we're gonna play a song.

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Speaker 5: We'll come back and we'll give you some advice and

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Speaker 5: let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your

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Speaker 5: brother to find out if his girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Is real or made up. We're gonna do it right

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Speaker 4: after this.

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Speaker 7: All right, thank you?

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Speaker 4: All right, hold on, it's awkward.

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Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 6: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 4: Today.

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Speaker 5: We're on a mission, a mission to track down the

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Speaker 4: Is she real? We don't know, but this is what

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Speaker 5: We have no social media posts of the two of

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Speaker 5: them together, no family meetups, and two blurry polaroid photos

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Speaker 5: that have been seen at a brother sister get together,

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Speaker 5: along with a million excuses for why she can't ever

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Speaker 2: Maybe she's bigfoot.

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Speaker 4: But here's my question.

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Speaker 5: If she's invisible, okay, how do we know she's not

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Speaker 5: on the phone with us right now? Oh, Dana, are

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Speaker 5: you here? Blink twice? If you're here, I'm not hearing

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Speaker 6: Heard that, But.

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Speaker 5: No, this is a real situation. We're not joking around

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Speaker 5: It's been two years and one of our listeners, Lauren,

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Speaker 5: says she has still not met her brother's girlfriend and

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Speaker 5: it's becoming a little bit of an issue in their family.

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Speaker 5: So she's looking to get ahead of this before her

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Speaker 5: parents get involved. What's your advice for Lauren before we

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Speaker 1: Listen, the quickest way to bond with your sibling is

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Speaker 1: to have a common enemy, and we all know that

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Speaker 1: enemy is always your parents. I'm right, okay, So listen,

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Speaker 1: you need to go to him and be like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you are not going to believe what mom

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Speaker 1: and dad are saying behind your back.

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Speaker 2: And I don't even know how to respond.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, yes, parents under the bus, and then he'll.

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Speaker 2: Come clean and be honest with you.

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Speaker 4: Lauren, you liking that.

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Speaker 7: I do like that strategy. I do divide and conquer, divide.

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Speaker 5: The parents, So throw the parents under the bus. That's

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Speaker 5: option one. Jose, what do you think?

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Speaker 3: I really like what you said towards the end of

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Speaker 3: our last phone call, which was you are trying to

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Speaker 3: save him, so so he knows like, Hey, I'm not

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Speaker 3: just being a boss the older sister here. I'm truly

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Speaker 3: trying to help And I think that he'll.

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Speaker 1: Matterally, you don't care if he doesn't have a girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: right regardless.

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Speaker 4: Right, you're the hero here, in fact, call yourself a hero.

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Speaker 4: When you talk to him.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna save his relationship with mom and dad. Are

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Speaker 5: you ready to do this?

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Speaker 7: That's all I want for Christmas?

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's sweet.

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Speaker 6: Here we go.

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Speaker 4: Family war, family division.

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Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna dial your brother's phone number. We're

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Speaker 5: going to back away and let you talk to him,

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Speaker 5: but we'll jump in when we feel like you need

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Speaker 5: a little help.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, sounds good.

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Speaker 4: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, Jake, Lauren.

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Speaker 7: Oh I'm sorry about that. You know, sometimes gotta make

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Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you mean?

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: So the holidays are right around the corner, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: Mom and Dad are really excited to get together as always,

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Speaker 6: Uh, Well, I don't know. I mean, she's got a

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Speaker 7: I mean maybe you're joking, right, What do you mean

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Speaker 6: It's yeah, I mean it's.

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Speaker 7: Been over two years now, Jake, we haven't met her.

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Speaker 6: Well yeah, I mean I'm sorry, but timing's been off.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what to tell you. I mean, she's

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Speaker 7: Is it?

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Speaker 7: She's in rantam because trust to me, I get it.

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Speaker 6: No, there's nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 7: Okay. Well, I'm your big sister, and mom and dad

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Speaker 7: have been talking about this to me, and I hate that.

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Speaker 6: So what I mean, it's not o their business. I

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Speaker 7: They think you're high something, Jake. And to be honest

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Speaker 6: Of do too. Oh, come on, Jake, just be honest. Okay,

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Speaker 4: Is she real?

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Speaker 7: Isana? Is Dana a real person? Because it's okay if

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Speaker 6: Listen, she's real. I've already told you that, And honestly,

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Speaker 6: that's crazy that you think I'm lying about it. It's

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Speaker 7: Am I supposed to think? What am I supposed to think?

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Speaker 7: There's no social media posts. I come over to your

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Speaker 7: What do you mean, We're not ready? Not ready for what?

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Speaker 7: It's been two years?

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Speaker 6: Fine, we're not ready because Dana is her real name.

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Speaker 7: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 6: The real name? It's Claire and you know her.

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Speaker 7: What are you talking about right now? I don't. I

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Speaker 6: It's it's our stepsister. Okay, what that?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? Jake, Hey, hey man, you need a

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Speaker 2: My name is Jeff I freaking out.

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Jake, you're on a radio show right now.

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Speaker 4: What don't worry.

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Speaker 5: Not a lot of people listen to us, just a million.

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Speaker 5: But it is interesting to hear this. We we know

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Speaker 7: Are you serious? It's Claire.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's like an adult stepsister. You didn't grow up together.

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Speaker 2: Did you grow up together?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: We were like thirteen.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, you're basically adults teenagers. Yeah, well, in the

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Speaker 5: not your stepsister, Lauren.

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Speaker 6: Lauren, I knew you'd react like this. This is why

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Speaker 6: I don't tell you guys stuff. I mean, everyone is dutchmental.

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Speaker 4: This really does make a lot of sense.

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Speaker 7: That's not normal, Jake, that's not normal.

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Speaker 6: Why not? It's not like we're blood related. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: Did this happen at like another family holiday event?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 4: Do what I'm saying? Brook wants to take notes so

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Speaker 6: It happened way after our teenage years. I never thought

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Speaker 4: So wait, when we're.

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Speaker 1: Talking about your mom and dad, is it your mom

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Speaker 1: and stepdad that we're talking like? Oh my there's like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we can have at least acknowledge there's no blood relation.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I lived with her in high school. I lived

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Speaker 5: Well, it's great, so that way you've already met That

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Speaker 4: He said that you never met her, so you know

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Speaker 6: Well? Funny, Yeah, you should be happy because you have

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Speaker 2: Isn't she already at your family holiday stuff? You guys

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Speaker 6: Like, what is exactly? I mean, that's why I haven't

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Speaker 2: Oh so what do you do?

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Speaker 3: You have to wait until you guys get engaged to

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Speaker 5: What exactly was the plan here, Jake? Like, when were

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Speaker 6: Cra I mean, this is the issue. I mean, I

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Speaker 6: but I just know I cannot I can't ignom my feelings,

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Speaker 3: I mean, look, we are a show that's all about love, right, Brooke,

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Speaker 1: But like the shock and if you were going to

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Speaker 3: They're going to be upset that he didn't say anything before.

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Speaker 4: Okay, be honest, you guys.

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Speaker 5: I would imagine it's like, oh, I know all those

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Speaker 6: Oh so now you guys get it right, Like why

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, I can kind of understand why that would

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Speaker 3: I would have deleted it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I never thought I would say this, But maybe

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Speaker 7: it's better not to tell Mom and Dad O water

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Speaker 7: another year and I'm going to cross my fingers and

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Speaker 4: I feel like she'll.

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Speaker 2: Tell them for you.

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Speaker 4: It's not going to be horrible.

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Speaker 5: Then if you don't tell him, then we can maybe

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Speaker 5: date update in the future, like parents, No with Jake

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Speaker 5: and his stepsister. Oh, it's the content that keeps on giving.

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Speaker 5: That's what the segment is all about.

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Speaker 4: Why don't we just.

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Speaker 4: The end we can go.

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Speaker 5: It's a new recurring segment that we need.

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Speaker 1: I like it, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,