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Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up in four minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1: It's today's strawberry letter. Uh, this is a good one.

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Speaker 1: The subject is they don't see what I see. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that in just a bit, but right now

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Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us, nest, Well, we're gonna turn

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Speaker 1: to the Book of Calvin. The Book of Calvin. You

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Speaker 1: know they're not not many. Calvin's left the Book of

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Speaker 1: Calvin and in verse she, chapter two, verse three, Calvin

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Speaker 1: done lost his mind. Calvin done lost his mind? All right,

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Speaker 1: all mind's clear, cat dog, if you hug Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Brie Please, Hi, Brady, this

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Speaker 1: is officer from the Dallas Police Department. Okay, wanted to

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Speaker 1: give you a call. Man. We have your husband, Mr Calvin.

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Speaker 1: Is there any way you can actually come down to

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Speaker 1: the police station today? Calvin? Is he Calvin? Okay? We

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Speaker 1: have Calvin. He's been picked up for a Class C

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Speaker 1: mdemeanor and I wanted to see if you're able to

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Speaker 1: pick him up. We're not going to press charges. There

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Speaker 1: is a two dollar fine that needs to be paid,

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Speaker 1: but well, I'm giving you a call. He asked me

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Speaker 1: to call his wife to see if you would actually

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Speaker 1: come and pick him up. So a two dollar fine, Yes,

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Speaker 1: we do need a two hundred fifty dollar five okay, lord,

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Speaker 1: because I don't I don't have it. I'm not to

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Speaker 1: call his mom and get it. What is he there for? Uh?

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Speaker 1: He was indecent exposure, ma'am. He was in a park.

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Speaker 1: Are you familiar with Lakeside Park? Yeah? Okay, he was

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Speaker 1: out at Lakeside Park and he was indecent exposure. He

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Speaker 1: had no clothes on. He was with another person, another

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Speaker 1: fem all out there and they had no clothes on. Hello,

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Speaker 1: you had maken a big mistake because Calvin supposed to

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Speaker 1: be at work. That's what hell, Calvin's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: a car. So you're saying that you saw him. It's

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Speaker 1: not a detective. That was actually police officer man that

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Speaker 1: actually brought them in. They're both were brought in here,

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Speaker 1: um about two hours ago. He's been processed. He has

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Speaker 1: been processed, but we need somebody to actually come pick

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Speaker 1: him up now and take this get okay, we'll kill me. Um.

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Speaker 1: What is the tool of the female? What's the female?

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Speaker 1: Name is jailer too. She has been arrested. She's actually

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Speaker 1: on the other side of the jail. She's on the

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Speaker 1: woman women's side. Name. I do not have her name

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Speaker 1: in front of me. I will be able to have

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Speaker 1: that a little later. Um, But right now, I think

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Speaker 1: more importantly, he's he's actually sitting in a holding tank

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Speaker 1: with with no clothes on. So I I mean, Calvin

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Speaker 1: then lost his God, I'm not coming to pick him

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Speaker 1: up and let me carry you. What you need to

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Speaker 1: be killing Calvin. You need to tell Calvin that he

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Speaker 1: needs to come up with two hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: to get his coming. You just got itself in and

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Speaker 1: then you need to come up with some more money

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Speaker 1: to pay for this divorce because I'm handing him. He

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Speaker 1: takeful and you tell him y'all. Yeah, I'll do us all.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call his mama and she can come get this.

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Speaker 1: I know well Calvin ever said no, walk this clothes

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Speaker 1: down the way he get this on freak steak bro.

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Speaker 1: It's all they got to see that. You know, that's

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Speaker 1: what they're taken now, you know what. Yeah, We'll call

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Speaker 1: this mama and I'm gonna tell she ain't gonna believe

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Speaker 1: me because I wanted to bring her down that she

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Speaker 1: always on the side, and see he always on his side,

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Speaker 1: so I want to take on on up there and

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Speaker 1: seeing her from with his up there naked and then

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Speaker 1: and then and then she hit him, explaining that yeah,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, come you kill having tapping him. Make sure

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Speaker 1: you tell him there, I said, Then you get himself

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Speaker 1: about the situation. I'm not coming to getting and he

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Speaker 1: ain't bringing it, thank you. Let him bring okay, uh

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Speaker 1: ms ms, Bree, all right, I just got some paperwork

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Speaker 1: in here about who the actual female here he was

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Speaker 1: arrested with. She was also out there at Lakeside Park

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Speaker 1: and uh, let's see here. It seems like we gotta

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Speaker 1: miss Francis Francis. Uh, Francis Francis, Yes, ma'am are you

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Do you know of Francis? Yes, that's my sister. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: can I say something else about your sister? Can I

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Speaker 1: tell you this? Francis has got me to prank phone

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Speaker 1: call you, baby, This is Nephew time me from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey moret this show, Bree, you just got pranked

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Speaker 1: by your sister Francis. Oh lord, Jesus if I tell

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Speaker 1: you what I just have done on this, but I

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Speaker 1: can't tell you, good boy, Francis, I would get ready

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Speaker 1: to come up there and all boy. And I know,

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Speaker 1: damn well, Cavin wasn't up there naked. He's not doing

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Speaker 1: it like that. I mean, they don't even moving to

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Speaker 1: get along on me. I'm like, is that what I'm

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Speaker 1: all about? Really? Right? I ain't gotta kind of fall this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get thank you, though, than Can I ask

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Speaker 1: you something, bree baby? What's what's the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land? O The Steve and Martin Show? How

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Speaker 1: about this for a supprise? Frances, if you listen, I'm

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Speaker 1: gona whoop you as okay, boys, you know his mama,

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Speaker 1: his mama always on his side. You know that, right? Uh,

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Speaker 1: he's supposed to be at work. I know Calvin ain't

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Speaker 1: nowhere his fat behind with someone with his clothes all down, man,

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Speaker 1: all four, Frances, I love black people. When your wife

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Speaker 1: saying Calvino, he ain't got it like that, you ain't

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Speaker 1: got that extra information in the prank right right righting

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Speaker 1: that we don't even need to know they've been coming. Man,

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Speaker 1: Do you know, Frances, that's my sister. What ive Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nothing beats being stupid. I don't know anything better. I

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Speaker 1: just I don't see anything a better Listen. Like so

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Speaker 1: many people, they want to be so serious, they want

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Speaker 1: to be so uh, it's just it's it's so much

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Speaker 1: they want to be. I want to do and I

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Speaker 1: want to want to make these famous quotes and just

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Speaker 1: but but stupid. I'm really really happy that you feel

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Speaker 1: that way, because most people don't embrace what it is,

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Speaker 1: and you've taken it, and you've actually embraced the fact

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Speaker 1: that you ain't gonna never be nothing but this. Now,

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Speaker 1: I could be better than I could be noting this,

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Speaker 1: I want no no, see that that statement you're trying

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Speaker 1: to make. I could be better than this if I

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Speaker 1: wanted to. I'm hitting to hell with you. You can't.

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Speaker 1: It's been it's been fifty five years. All but I'm I'm,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm brilliant with what I do. That's that's

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Speaker 1: that's what you throw on this that time me. I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't know if you understand what you actually said.

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Speaker 1: You don't think I'm brilliantly stupid. See listen to me,

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Speaker 1: Listen to me, Kanye. Don't you put me in a

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Speaker 1: box with Kanye. Now, don't you do that. I'm not

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Speaker 1: putting you in the box because there's no room for you.

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Speaker 1: Kanye is a genius, but what am I? What? You've

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Speaker 1: heard him say that, right? Okay? Do you think he's

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Speaker 1: a genius? No? No, I don't think when you say

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Speaker 1: you're brilliantly stupid and you could be more? Does everybody

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Speaker 1: on this morning show believe that? Well? I am more?

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Speaker 1: I just choose to do this. No, no, you No

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Speaker 1: matter how hard you tried, you've you've topped out. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll look on that. Where are you going in? Life's more?

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Speaker 1: That's more to be oct You do have an ext

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Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show.