WEBVTT - Ep 124: Brothers In Swole 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:05.600 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:09.720 show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:14.000 integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:18.920 talk about every human is shrinking. We're changing diapers. Over here. 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:22.919 We gotta blow out. How big is the ban? How 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:28.080 big is the ban? Whoa? I just opened up physical evidence. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:35.080 Here we go, start your engines ring mingming ming, ming, ming, ming, 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.600 ming ming, ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:47.480 Oh back, I just I just want to say, Adam 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.279 can't hear you can't hear Adam, Adam, try to talk. 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:51.640 What do you mean you can't hear me? Now I 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:54.600 can hear you. We're back now, you can't crisp. You 0:00:54.760 --> 0:01:00.680 didn't hear? We're bad. You're having some real digit dropouts 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.319 or something. I don't know that really why. Maybe it's 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.240 yelling yeah, yeah, you're good. I think it might be 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.920 the fact that you're recording live from backstage somewhere. What 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.080 is this curtain is just the way that fallon? Dude? 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.520 Is my wife put this curtain, this this sick curtain 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.039 up in my office because it looks nice on the 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:20.080 on the zoom back cross. Dude, I love it. Yeah, yeah, thanks. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.640 I wish you were coming live from Broadway. You were 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:26.720 just like backstage waiting for you to queeah from the Spans. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.800 Wouldn't that be fun from Broadway? Wow? If Adam was 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:36.240 backstage at Broadway? And remember remember when G Money said, uh, 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.280 see y'all on Broadway? Yeah, don't forget about me? We 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.600 do we tell that story? Do we tell that? We 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:45.360 had to have? I think yeah, yeah, like that's pod 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.960 one we had to have. We had to have. Hey, 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.720 and we're not telling it again. Okay, fans that want 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.640 to know what I'm talking about, But if you don't 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.240 know what he's talking about, go back and go back 0:01:56.280 --> 0:02:00.480 and listen to the tapes Catacom Files catalog. Yeah, did 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:02.480 we make a song about that? Blake? I feel like 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:05.640 we sung that so like G Money is singing like one, 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:09.200 don't forget about me? Wouldn't you boys find your way 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:14.680 to broad Well? That was about well, essentially, we gotta 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:17.480 tell it now. Essentially our neighbor across the street was 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:21.200 named G Money. He wore a chain with a giant 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:23.880 ge with like the money slashes through the middle of it. 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.239 He made money, Yeah, and yeah, he was the shit 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:30.040 and g had the vertical lines. Okay, they had the 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:34.200 vertical lines, yes, And we were always like filming is 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:36.359 when we were first doing like YouTube videos, and we're 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.760 always filming dressing up in costumes, being idiots around our neighborhood, 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.880 and he would like be looking at us sort of 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.040 like with an eyebrow raise like what are these fucking 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:49.239 kids up to? And then when we go to move out, 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.720 he's like, yo, U heard yall moving out? And we're 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.040 like yeah, yeah, and he goes, uh, all right, Dan, 0:02:55.160 --> 0:03:01.080 well I'll see you all on broad and we were dumbfounded. 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.440 We were like, did he think we were like trying 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.639 to get a career in Broadway? This whole time? I 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:10.920 thought we were the cast the Cats. Yeah, I think 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:14.320 wouldn't it be wild though? If you if you'd were like, yeah, 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:16.440 you know what, I'm actually gonna be doing this show 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.240 on Broadway for a couple of months. You guys, I'll 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.880 see you out there. And then you get on stage 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:23.360 and guess who's your choreographer? I put in a word 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:26.560 for y'all. G Money is in the front row. Yeah, yeah, 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:30.720 he's there. He's there. Yeah, I know, Josh gadd I 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:34.120 had you replaced Josh Gadd And remember on the pod 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:35.760 when you talked about it and you thought it was 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.840 just because I didn't know the industry too well or 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.040 the ends and the ounce. This is what I was 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:43.560 talking about. It's like I saw that in you all 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.000 those years ago, and that impression you were doing of me, 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:50.200 that was a character that I was doing. Yeah, I 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:54.000 kind of find it offensive. Yeah, my real name is Zachly. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.920 I'm sort of offended by it. No, but admittedly a 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.160 pretty good impression of him is and what we hear 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.840 is that the impression I was doing was offensive, and 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.680 I just wanted to say, let's get canceled together. Yeah, 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.880 I'll see you on broadcast television. This is my apology 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:12.440 and my take back. This is my apology and take 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:16.800 back at him. I've listened to every episode of them. No, well, 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.000 remember I told Blake this. I drove past the old 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:23.920 house maybe a year or two ago, and just like 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.760 it was before the pandemic, so it's been a few 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:30.960 years now, him pre pan and just drove past the 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.479 old house to check it out, and ge Money was 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:37.640 across the street washing cars as he does. There was 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:42.440 always like rolls, Roycees and shit being washed in his driveway, 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:46.080 which was sick. And we weren't in a neighborhood where 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:50.039 Rolls Royces were just everywhere. It was like a not 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.480 awesome neighborhood. And he was out there washing these Rolls 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:58.039 Royces and I go gee and wave at him, and 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:02.040 he stared at me. He there was zero recollection of 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:05.520 me in his mind, and it really hurt my feelings. Yeah, 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:10.560 so you weren't as impacted all part of his character study, Adam. Yeah, 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:12.960 he was like, he has a beat on this guy. Gee, money, 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:17.520 wouldn't remember Adam give him the stereo? Right, Yeah, And 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.200 he was able to commit so quickly to not even 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.120 a glimmer these such a good actor. That is that 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:24.920 a thing that we should do? Should we put our 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:27.159 heads together now and come up with a Broadway show? 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:30.880 Because I feel like we shouldn't push there something. I 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.240 feel like people have had success. Yeah, Broadway is doing 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:37.640 better than ever. Yeah, Workaholics on Broadway, right, or just 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:41.040 something on Broadway? You know, because the rights that's the 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.680 only reason. I'm Yeah, we don't own the rights to workhollic. 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:47.760 So yeah, Blake is thinking really hard. Here we go. Yeah, 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:51.040 this is Blake he's touching his head, he's touching his top, 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:54.520 right eyebrow. Well, musical, there's something. It was just turned 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.719 into a musical. And I was like, whoa, that is 0:05:56.760 --> 0:06:01.840 fucking wild some show beatle juice, beetle juice. Yeah, and 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.360 what and what is it? We want you to remember that. 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:08.480 What the fuck was? It wasn't SpongeBob. That was what 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:12.080 I was gonna do before the pandemic is I had 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:16.640 tickets booked to the SpongeBob musical and that'sh got canceled. 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:22.680 Brom So SpongeBob did did have a SpongeBob is a musical. 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.400 There is a SpongeBob SquarePants musical. It's been shown still 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.960 maybe it might be making it round how on Broadway 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:34.080 or like touring This was at like pantagious. Maybe it's 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:38.120 off Broadway. Yeah yeah, maybe it's started on Broadway and 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.840 then moved off Broadway. Like that's such like a funny 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.960 term off off Broadway. Yeah. Yeah, you have to be 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:49.119 on Broadway or off Broadway. That's it. Like any play 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.760 that isn't on Broadway. You still like mentioned Broadway, so 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:56.400 gives it somehow right, Why do you do that? Like 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.360 your your play has nothing to do with Broadway. It's 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.040 not at the level even a little bit. But you 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:05.840 say it's off Broadway, so at least Broadways within the titles, 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.359 you're like, oh, well Broadway. That's like if you have 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:13.840 a YouTube channel, you're off off TV. That's kind of cool, right, Yeah, yeah, 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:17.400 it's kind of off TV. It's on on YouTube. Yeah, 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:22.560 we're sort of off off Hollywood on internet. Yeah. But 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.960 who was the fun guy who said off off Broadway? 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:28.440 G Money, believe it or not, it was g funny. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:32.600 It was a different guy. Funny boy, we're late. We 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:40.720 might have our first points of the day. Yes, love, 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:45.560 when we get to points points, now, that's what that's 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:47.600 what happens. You have pre workout for the first time 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.200 in a month. You're wearing to go. Wait, you got 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.400 pre workout coursing through your veins right now? Yeah, when 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:57.240 you have like the niacin skin just like bubbling. Oh 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.200 did you hit a workout? Well, I took it earlier 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:00.920 and I haven't taken it for like three weeks because 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:03.280 I just ran out and having gotten to GNC send 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.560 me free ship. It's science. What what kind of what 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.640 do you? What do you take it? You fucking with Jack? 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.880 Are you ghost fucking with Mark Wahlberg's I make I 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:17.240 do lit, I do lit lit. I've done lit af 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.000 and lit af has too much caffeine for me. It's 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:23.080 a little crazy. Oh so you're not lit to lit 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.080 lit af. No, it's it's I'm not lit a f 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.640 I'm wait wait, these are two separate things. He's just regular. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:35.359 There's lit which has like one hundred and twenty whatevers, 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.120 and that one has like two hundred and twenty or 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:40.680 something like that. Okay, lit Af, I have C four. 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.560 That's a fucking explosive. Yeah what I know. It's just 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:51.040 explosive from You're gonna explode. And I've had g SA 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:56.240 take it out of my luggage before. Yeah yeah, all right, 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.760 And man did they have some questions. They're like, what 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.319 is this? I'm like pre workout right, and what does 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.599 that mean? Yeah? Yeah, and then they read it and 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:05.840 one of the guys knew what it was, so they 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:10.199 some jacked. Assis comes was like, who's all good guys 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.800 laugh about this? Yeah, he's fine, my bro brother in 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:18.199 swoll what does this pre workout shoe bomb? What is 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:24.760 shoe bomb? Yeah? Give yourself points. That's fun. Oh yeah, 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:31.520 I do like points out terrorists. So if you go 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:35.080 to GNC and you look at the flavors of all 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:39.040 these products, they are insane. It's like they're marketed towards 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.800 eight year olds. Half of them like gummy worms and 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:45.720 jolly ranchers, patch kids, patch kids, Like really, yeah, I 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.760 got a protein shake thing that was like girl Scout cookie. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.760 These are like siggish. Oh, they're like weed. It's weed 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.280 and pre workout is what the game is right now. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:57.440 Those are the brands that are hot amongst people wild 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:02.760 because working out high is actually pretty fun. Sometimes it's 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.839 the best. It's the only way to fucking work out. Yeah, yeah, right, 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:08.240 go ahead, talk more, talk more? Do you well, Durce 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.760 doesn't really smoke that much weed, so you probably have 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:15.800 never worked out high. I don't think so. No, Yeah, 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:20.440 I do fairly often. And it's nice you you you 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:24.640 get into this. I like to lift. Do you the zone? 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.600 You get into a zone? You get into a zone, 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:30.880 that's for sure, I really do, bro. You do you 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:33.400 get into a fucking zone if you smoke weed all 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:37.000 the time and that's your thing, like you can be intense? 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:40.000 Oh fuck yeah, bro, Yes, I like to go faster 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.800 when i'm I like to do like high intensity workouts 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:47.440 with pre and weed. It's great because you just zone 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:49.640 into exactly what you're doing. You're not don't think of 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:53.280 anything else. You just sort of just doing that, right. Yeah, 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.760 it stops the voices. It stops the voices for you, Adam. 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:59.160 The voices don't come in my head like they do. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.120 They come in your head. That's awkward. That's what they are. 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:05.480 Always jizzen in my nogg. Adam has coming voices in 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:09.600 the guys. That's what Adam hears in his head all 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:17.200 day on the brink. I didn't know that was my girl, Kamala. 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.959 Oh yeah, I didn't know that was Kamala Harris. That's great. Yes, 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:24.520 that is your president. No, it's not. She's not my friend. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.640 She's not vice president. She is a vice president. Dude, 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:33.680 Biden's the puppet. She's pulling the string. Pull him a 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.960 little harder because that guy looks asleep at the wheel. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:42.719 He's a friend, he's joking. But then I don't think. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:46.959 I think lifting weights while stoned, like slowly lifting like 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.280 then I then I start to get sidetracked. That that's 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.080 when I'll take like four minutes in between sets, and 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:54.880 I'll just look at my phone and be like, oh, yeah, 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:58.440 I'm I'm working at four minutes. But the faster you move, 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:02.240 I think the better the wheat is. Yeah, like for 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.800 cardio or for polio or anything like that. Dude, fucking 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:09.439 get stoned. I would like to see you going fast high, 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:13.000 just to see if you think you're fast high or 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.600 if you're actually fast high. Well, by the way, it's 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.320 been a while since because of all my problems. Guess 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.600 what else I found. I just found out. Oh he's 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:26.680 got a sail nuh almen. We did an MRIs on 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:34.240 my back last week. I have a herniated diss Okay, yeah, 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:40.920 what wow? What do you mean? Yeah, it's like that, right, 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.640 is that right? Is that? So the in between stuff 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:47.280 is popping out? Right? Yeah, it's leaking out the side leaking. Yeah. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:48.880 I got two of those, That's what I'm saying. I 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.800 got two of those. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. So they're saying 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:53.840 my back pain is that and then the hip and 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.920 groin pain is my uh torn limbar in my hip? 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:01.080 All right, So that's that's that's Hey, we got to 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.080 the bottom of my my issues. It's time to get better. 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.280 Does that come with age hemorrhagina? Back? Like, why does 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.440 your shit leak out the side? What even causes that? 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:11.320 If you put a lot of stress on your like 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:14.120 if you were landing a ton or whatever, if you're 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:17.320 dropping into half splits a lot for years, yeah yeah, 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:22.760 or if if if you're doing classic jazz splits, Adam 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.240 and Prince have the same problem, right, if you're doing 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:30.520 classic jazz spits uh at damn near forty years old 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:35.600 on the regular without stretching, Yeah, you might get a herniated. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.760 I think it's just in line at Chipotle. But I 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:43.280 think my shit is from trying to fucking skateboard. I 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.880 think that's where I got money, from trying to jump 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:50.560 in like never really yeah, landing it, but it's from landing. 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:52.719 They said it's from landing. You never landed, That's what 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:54.800 I mean. But I landed, so I was never able 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.680 to That's what I said. I said that, So I 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:02.520 got in front of that. Hey self burned, Sorry that 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.840 was burned. So I already kind of was in front 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.760 of that. He freaking be rabbited you. He eminem your ass. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.320 You thought you were gonna get him, but he already 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:13.760 pointed out all his failures. I like that. Yeah, exactly. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.959 Hey that's not be Rabbit, dude. B Rabbit was his 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.559 homie by the way, Blake. Sorry, my bad, My bad, 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.920 fucking idiot. Hey, Kyle, I know you admit Yeah, I 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:25.440 know you admitted it. You still didn't fucking land it. Dude. 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:29.760 Oh man, that's good that. I appreciate that. I know 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.200 you said it, but you still didn't land it. It 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:36.360 does hurt, It does hurt. Yeah, it works. Yeah. So 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.920 to answer your question, Blake, I don't really know, because 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:41.840 he says, it's like it's part of getting old, Like 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:46.240 we're all shrinking. What the show on HBO? Like every 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.840 every human is you've been talking to Emma. No, every 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:52.720 human is shrinking, shrink, not if you're growing. Yeah, what 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.560 do you mean? Well, yeah, yes, like as after you 0:14:55.600 --> 0:15:00.320 were gone black. If you're Kyle, you you're yes, true, Kyle. Yes, 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:03.800 children aren't drinking. I'm sorry, dude, I'm just he said 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:07.160 every human, but every adult, you know, because when you're 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.760 getting That's what I said. Did you you know you lose? 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:14.840 Can we can we talk downsizing for a minute? That movie? 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:17.480 Actually I do want to talk about this guy. This 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:21.160 is a talk about downsizing. I never don't have to minimizing. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.320 I'm having like a real existential crisis because as you 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:29.280 know him, like in the middle of moving and like, no, known, 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:34.640 are you having your Marie condo? If you don't, yes, yes, yes, 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.840 this is the best transition we've ever had. If Blake 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:41.200 is really transitioning, this is great. I am transitioning. That's 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:45.360 another story. This is about. This is about what my 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.880 fucking I can't get rid of my CDs. Bro, I 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:53.600 think it's time, dude, Blake, Blake was dusty out. He 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.600 was sending us texts the other night of like old 0:15:56.600 --> 0:16:00.800 CDs of like very old rappers that we new from 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:04.520 like a solid ten years ago, and like people like 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:09.160 bad music that was made by our friends. He just 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:13.760 still has bad music, Like what, for example, yeah, what 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.720 was I forget that exactly what CDs he had, But 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.040 like it's you know, he just keeps he had one 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:20.560 that I wanted to hear. I mean, I had Eric 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:24.920 Griffin's first stand up comedy CD. Yeah that's great. I 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:28.240 gotta go through my ship. Yeah sure, yeah that's right. Okay, 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.960 so bad comedy. Sorry, but you gotta keep that for 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.400 like leveling out tables and stuff around the house, dude, 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:38.600 But I have I have so many CDs. Eric's gonna 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:40.640 text me and be like, come on, man, but thanks 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:42.440 for the mention. Do I just throw them all or 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:43.920 sell them to a meet? But do I get rid 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.400 of them? No? Just keep them? Just keep them, dude. 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:49.200 You don't sell them to a meet. Dude. No, dude, 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:52.320 I have too many. Turn them into furniture or something. 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.320 How many do you have? What's the what's the count? 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:57.200 Because is this your whole life? This my whole life, 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:02.320 that collected CDs? I have nine bin throw them all away, 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.560 throw them away, nine bins, throw everything away? Okay there, 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.760 hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa. There must be something you 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:11.280 can do with nine bins of CDs. Wait, what is 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.639 a bin? I don't know how. What's the quantity in 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:16.359 the bin? How many is in the bins? A big? Big? 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:18.440 It's big. I love how you go, I have nine 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.880 bins as opposed to just going I have nine hundred CDs. Well, 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:23.800 it's way more than nine hundred. It's way more than 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:25.840 nine hundred. It's way more than nine hundred. You got 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:27.760 to have. Well, I don't know what. Yeah, I'm sorry. 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:29.639 I don't know what the bin is? So is it 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:32.040 one thousand? Well, what do you mean you don't know 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.119 what a bin is. It's a big plastic bin, right, 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:37.479 a big plastic big How big is the bid? Yes? Right? 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:44.399 So how many CDs is that I have? What's in 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:49.000 the bed? Let's say what's in the bin? Yeah, I 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:53.320 gotta get points. I gotta get every day. Yes, Hey, 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.119 who are you giving those points to? Because I just 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.760 said what's in the bin? And they said I didn't 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.680 have points? I I don't think you said what's I 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:03.280 think I said how much is in the bin? I 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:08.760 said what's in the bin? I said, what's in the bin? Todd? 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:11.960 Can we run it back please? And let's get the points? Right? 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:14.720 I don't run it back. Okay, this is like those 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:16.919 commercials with the guys like I gotta throw a flag 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:19.800 on this one day. First of all, Blake keeps throwing 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:22.479 points to the wrong guys. He gave it to Dir's 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.760 earlier when Kyle self inflicted the burn, and he deserved 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:28.720 those points. It feels natural to give it to me. 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.359 I actually think that Dirs said what's in the bin first? 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:33.800 If that's what we're arguing about right now, Is that 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:37.680 what we're arguing about right now? We gotta go to replays. No, 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:40.720 I swear I said it. I said it first. I 0:18:40.760 --> 0:18:44.639 said Todd, who said it first? Who said what's in 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:46.840 the bad him? I hope you said it first. It's 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:52.800 been I've had too many points this episode. I pray, Hey, hey, regardless, 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:56.200 it's another blowout. There's got another blowout on his hand. Hey, 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.760 you know what, I don't need the point changing diapers 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:02.560 over here. We gotta blow out any points for that, Hey, 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:13.160 don't do it for the points. Dad points. To answer 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:16.880 your question, Blake, throw everything away? You don't. You're such 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.320 a pack rat. Yes, you have so much stuff. And 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.959 I think your your girl is really good for you 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:25.280 because I think she's encouraging you to get rid of 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:28.399 some of your You call them collectibles. A lot of 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:32.280 people would call them garbage. One man's trash is another 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:36.000 man's treasure. Blake, get a storage unit. Kyle, don't, Kyle, 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:39.200 I don't. I'm gonna marry both these guys things. Don't 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:41.600 get rid of them. And also Bank get a storage unit. 0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:44.239 What's wrong with the storage because it's just trash. Go 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:48.480 through the CDs and make some sort of like around 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:52.000 your entire house. You can frame like nine to twenty 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:55.320 to sixty four CDs of different size, like your favorite shit, 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.920 by genre or by whatever, like you could turn this 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:03.080 into something dope. Also, hang on the CDs because I'm 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:05.359 trying to listen to some Neil Young guess what not 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:07.920 on Spotify. Gotta go to my CDs or at least 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:11.880 to my computer. Yes, Joni Mitchell, not on Spotify. Gotta 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:16.160 go some more right day Lassole. Finally back, go through 0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:20.640 them and save your top one thousand. Get a guest 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:23.040 CD book and save your top one thousand. But I 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:26.200 know this guy has twenty five thousand. Do you think 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:29.480 you have twenty five thousand? Compacting you get rid of 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:32.960 the Free Willie soundtrack, you will never forgive yourself. That's 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:35.040 why I mean, we had a collection, Blake. We've gotten 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:37.840 rid of a collection like this, and we got rid 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:42.840 of our energy drink drink collection. And I've been playing 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:47.320 pickaball so much energy. You said energy dink hey, give 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:50.240 him negative points. I would buy him. That's that's a 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:54.199 pickleball term energy dink um. But energy collection, how do 0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:56.480 you feel about that? I mean, that's a good test 0:20:56.560 --> 0:21:00.920 of like I'm I'm, I'm I'm fine, dude, good, he's 0:21:00.920 --> 0:21:04.360 good with it. Fine. I wish I wish we took 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:07.199 pictures of everyone. Yes, so we had some sort of 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:10.640 filing of it. That is big. Remember the idea I had, Yeah, 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:13.040 which is good. But here's the different guys. I think 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:17.320 I'd have a true like disorder because I really, yeah, 0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:20.959 I agree, I really get like, I get overwhelmed, and 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:24.600 I get like and I get like sad and I 0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:27.919 and I start to have anxiety when I am confronted 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:30.560 with this stuff and no, I have to throw it away, 0:21:30.640 --> 0:21:33.200 get rid of it. Like letting go of something that 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:38.240 you have a memory of is actually challenging. Yeah yeah, 0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:40.879 but but you still will you still have the memories, 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:43.640 you know, just keep you keep, They go away, they 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:46.000 go away. If you're not looking at the stuff constantly, 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:48.119 there they go away. I was like the devil on 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:51.160 my shoulder. Yeah, but he's not looking at this stuff constantly, 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:52.960 you know what I mean, Like that's true stuff that 0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:55.000 he hasn't looked at in two years, and then he 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:57.960 digs it. It's it's trash at that point, you know what, 0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:00.680 I don't know, man, because because I got T shirts 0:22:00.680 --> 0:22:05.360 from high school that I just broke back out like perfect, 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:07.560 but you can fit in close from high school. Yeah, 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:08.959 because I thought I thought it was gonna be like 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:11.680 six five or whatever. So I wrote like l's and XL. 0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:14.480 I was obviously like swimming in them in high school. 0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:18.040 Now they fit a little tight um. But I don't know, 0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:19.880 maybe I have the same disorder. He is my son. 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:23.600 Well yeah, okay, drs. For instance, I was also looking 0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:26.520 through all my like graphic novels I but have a ton, 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:30.360 but I'd never reread any of them. I like, oh, 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:32.800 you should reread it, Like I mean, I reread a 0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:35.000 little bit. I don't reread all of them all the time, 0:22:35.040 --> 0:22:37.040 but I hang on to ones like I read Criminal 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:39.080 again the other day. This is why I'm spiraling though, 0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:41.480 Like why do we buy anything? Like why do we 0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:44.920 have anything? Well that this is true, this is true, 0:22:45.000 --> 0:22:47.080 gets your library card on. They got graphic novels at 0:22:47.080 --> 0:22:50.239 the library now, yes, and CDs are all digital like 0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:53.480 it Just like I don't know. I would argue that 0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:56.960 you appreciate the artist, and so you want the most 0:22:57.040 --> 0:22:59.439 money possible going to the artist, even though it goes 0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:04.160 through a publish in a music when you stream, dude, 0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:07.000 it's pennies or pardon me, fractions of pennies that goes 0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:13.760 to these people. Yeah, yeah, that sucks. That sucks. Sod 0:23:13.880 --> 0:23:17.000 that sucks, but it does sucks. But I don't know, man, 0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:19.800 I'm losing it over here. I don't know, I'm really 0:23:19.840 --> 0:23:22.080 fucking ship. Well before you throw them over, let me 0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:25.119 come over. I I sort of have the opposite problem 0:23:25.200 --> 0:23:29.399 where I don't save anything. Yeah, like I will just 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:32.080 kind of get rid of right into the ocean. That's 0:23:32.080 --> 0:23:36.159 why I just spike it into the Indonesian scenes. You 0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:40.600 brought so much stuff to Indonesia. I brought so much 0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:43.520 old trash with me just to add to the collection. 0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:48.679 Not so much plastic like that. Just yeah, every I 0:23:48.760 --> 0:23:51.600 collected every straw I've ever drank out of and then 0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:56.760 just dumped it right overboard. It was actually easy. Yeah. Well, 0:23:56.960 --> 0:24:00.400 sometimes I'm like when you send because everyone from while, 0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:02.719 you'll send out posts like that where you're like, hey, 0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:06.200 look at this old thing or these old T shirts 0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:08.520 from like the season one rap party and stuff, and 0:24:08.560 --> 0:24:10.360 I'm like, oh, that'd be cool to have. But then 0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:14.000 I'm also like, why why would that be cool to have? Well, 0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:16.359 I'm not wearing it. I'm not gonna wear it. Depends 0:24:16.400 --> 0:24:19.359 I guess on how you operate, Adam. Aren't you building 0:24:19.400 --> 0:24:22.920 your museum like what you gotta have all this stuff? Yeah, 0:24:22.960 --> 0:24:25.399 that suits. My museum's gonna suck, dude. I want the 0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:29.080 crutches from seventh grade. I want the grips, the grips 0:24:29.080 --> 0:24:32.280 from the wheelchair. Hey, the thing is, like most museums, 0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:34.919 you just buy another one, You get another one, you 0:24:34.960 --> 0:24:37.440 age it, make it a strip, gets told, and then 0:24:37.520 --> 0:24:39.600 say that it is the thing that you're saying that 0:24:39.720 --> 0:24:42.680 I forgot. That's how museums work. Yeah, that's how museums work. 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:46.080 None of it's real, dude. They're not actually relics. Yeah, 0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:49.600 they're not relics. I really thought we were gonna reignite 0:24:49.640 --> 0:24:52.600 the flames of planet Hollywood and bring it back. That's 0:24:52.640 --> 0:24:55.760 not happening. Well, we could do we could do ours, 0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:59.120 Planet Kucamonga. How about this? How about this, I give 0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:02.160 you all of my stuff, you keep it, and then 0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:05.320 in twenty years, when we start our collective museum, you 0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:07.720 will have all the stuff I drop it on you. Yeah, 0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:09.560 all right, I got I got the raw weeds and 0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:12.400 jeans I took a half rack of all my wardrobe 0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:16.320 from alcoholics, like I have every like office wardrobe, like 0:25:16.359 --> 0:25:18.640 the green, the pink, and the yellow. I got one 0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:22.679 each of those. Love the yellow. I got like, I 0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:24.560 got a bunch of shit that I'm just sitting on that. 0:25:24.680 --> 0:25:26.919 I think someday I'm gonna auction off when there's like 0:25:27.000 --> 0:25:28.800 well maybe for the earthquake. I don't know, I gotta 0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:31.560 figure it out. Oh, what's up? It was a big 0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:34.400 earth Oh yeah, that big earthquake. A lot of people died. 0:25:34.520 --> 0:25:39.600 It's a problem. And where was that again? Turkey turkey, yeah, man, turkey. 0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:45.000 Yeah sucks. Thing sucks. Well, that's the whole Murray Quando thing, right, 0:25:45.200 --> 0:25:48.600 who mure Quondo, that's the whole thing, she says, Yeah, 0:25:48.640 --> 0:25:53.520 you take things outdo is not a martial arts player. Wait, 0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:57.000 Murray Condo a minute, I say, how did I say 0:25:57.040 --> 0:26:02.679 it wrong? It's condo, right, Condo? I say, Quando? Yeah, 0:26:02.800 --> 0:26:06.320 not Tai Kwando. All right, Well, but you take everything else. 0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:08.199 So when you're when you're moving, you're forced to do 0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:10.639 this in a major way. You take everything out, and 0:26:10.680 --> 0:26:12.720 then what makes the cut you put back in the 0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:15.320 drawer or whatever. And if you never wear it if 0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:17.280 you never fucking care about it, if you don't give 0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:19.320 a shit about it, it goes in the bin, the 0:26:19.400 --> 0:26:22.560 trash bin, not the savings bin. Yeah, but dud dude, 0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:25.439 that doesn't work with me, or the recycling bin, or 0:26:25.560 --> 0:26:29.240 take it to salvation for me or the donation band. 0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:31.919 I'm at Goodwill all the time with stuff. Yeah, I do. 0:26:32.000 --> 0:26:34.880 A lot of Goodwill runs me too, That's what I'm saying, though, 0:26:34.920 --> 0:26:37.840 That fucking that little hack doesn't work for me. She's like, 0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:40.200 hold the things in your hand, does it spark joy? 0:26:40.359 --> 0:26:43.399 I always sparks joy. Everything sparks joy, exactly. Yeah, then 0:26:43.440 --> 0:26:45.920 you keep it well. Now I have infinity things and 0:26:46.000 --> 0:26:47.560 not a lot of them have a lot of joy, 0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:50.240 I guess very joy. What I'm saying is put put 0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:53.760 What I'm saying is put them, re reframe your experience 0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:56.520 with them. Okay, I'm not literally frame, but like you 0:26:56.560 --> 0:26:58.840 could frame some of these you could you could build, 0:26:58.880 --> 0:27:00.840 you could stack them into a chair that you have 0:27:00.840 --> 0:27:02.080 in the corner of a room where like you can 0:27:02.119 --> 0:27:04.520 read on the side the coffee table. These are all 0:27:04.560 --> 0:27:07.840 are Kelly CDs. I'm not sitting here. Yeah, dude, I 0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:12.000 did find that by that Ben. I was like, WHOA, 0:27:12.680 --> 0:27:15.880 still slaps. I was like, whoa, I just opened up 0:27:16.080 --> 0:27:21.399 physical evidence. Oh yeah, number one. Yeah, another way to 0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:23.320 phrase it. You did listen to a lot of his 0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:28.720 music growing up, that's it another way. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 0:27:28.880 --> 0:27:31.040 Like just I'm saying. What I'm saying is change the 0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:33.040 way that you interact with the CD is if you 0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:35.320 don't look at them. Now, maybe there's a better way 0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:37.600 to do that, right, yeah, because they definitely just are 0:27:37.640 --> 0:27:40.360 sitting in a closet in my garage. Right. You could 0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:42.280 always get a bunch of like instead of bins, you 0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:44.399 could ditch the plastics and put them all in their 0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:48.200 own CD cases, you know, so just have your books, 0:27:48.960 --> 0:27:51.680 you know, the little fucking books of CDs. Yeah, that's 0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:54.359 what I'm saying. I'm saying, get take your top five 0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:58.119 hundred or top one thousand. You keep the artwork. You 0:27:58.160 --> 0:28:00.440 can keep the artwork. You don't have to keep the plastic. Yeah, 0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:03.119 you slide the artwork behind the CD and put the 0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:05.240 CD right in front and in the little sleep. But 0:28:05.280 --> 0:28:08.080 then the back, the back one is trapped in the 0:28:08.160 --> 0:28:11.120 jewel case. It's gone forever. Oh yeah, you can't really 0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:13.320 get you can't get the back one night and if 0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.400 you got one like Midnight Rods, that's where you really 0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:18.000 see everybody's face on the BA. That's the only reason 0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:22.720 to because everything we're saying like, yeah, besides Neil Young, 0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:26.920 like all of this stuff exists five times in my life. 0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:28.800 I have them all on my laptop, I have it 0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:31.160 all on my phone. I have it. I can just 0:28:31.280 --> 0:28:34.440 search it on Apple Music. I'm just hanging onto this 0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:37.760 weird physical thing that's weird, wild stuff. No, I mean, dude, 0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:39.760 I have a whole record collection and I don't know 0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:42.520 why I have it except for when I'm like, you 0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:44.800 know what, I want to remember when I bought this 0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:48.840 record and do something abnormal and listen to music in 0:28:48.840 --> 0:28:51.760 a different way. Yeah, Like I want to actually just 0:28:51.800 --> 0:28:53.520 put a side on, Yeah, and then I want to 0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.640 be like in the conversation and be like, oh fuck, 0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:57.600 I gotta flip the side, you know, Like I just 0:28:57.720 --> 0:29:00.520 want that. Yeah. But Kyle, how oft and do you 0:29:00.560 --> 0:29:04.200 do that? I'm saying not that often gets over as 0:29:04.240 --> 0:29:06.480 soon as the first side is over. He's like, it's 0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:08.600 really and truly it's like maybe you get through the 0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:11.040 first side, doesn't even go on. That's what I'm saying 0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:14.400 it probably happens like once every year. I'll throw a 0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:16.800 record on that I like, and I'll do the both 0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:18.800 sides and then I'll be like, Okay, that's enough. I 0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:22.080 won't put another record on after that, you know what 0:29:22.120 --> 0:29:23.720 I mean? But how often do you put the one 0:29:23.800 --> 0:29:26.200 record on? I think, like I have it in my 0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:28.720 studio up here, so I put my records on like 0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:33.040 maybe once or twice a month. Okay, that's fine. Oh 0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.160 that's a lot. That's a lot. Then yeah, then you key, 0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:38.880 Maybe I have a record player and some records, and 0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:41.640 I think I put them on a total of zero times. 0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:43.640 I never took the record player out of the bob. 0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:45.320 Why did you get it? Or did you get sent 0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:48.040 to you? I think I'm multiple record players. Yeah, it 0:29:48.120 --> 0:29:50.520 was gifts. Yeah, people give it as gifts. And then 0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:52.760 I'm like, WHOA cool, I'm gonna get into this, and 0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:54.840 then I like buy a record, being like I'm gonna 0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:58.000 listen to this, and then I just what record you buy? Yeah? 0:29:58.000 --> 0:30:02.480 What have you bought? Yeah? Cool? And again off I mean, 0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:05.680 if I know, probably Black Keys, yea, I guess because 0:30:05.680 --> 0:30:09.080 they came out with the vinyl of their stuff right there, 0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:12.160 you go. But then I'm like, nah, that's too much, 0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:19.520 too much. Just listen to say right, I meant to music. Yeah, 0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:22.760 play me a playlist. I would like the best music 0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:26.400 another one. I guess. The one thing about sifting through 0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:29.720 those CDs and those albums is like you you see 0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:32.360 them and then you go like, oh shit, like what 0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.680 what was on that album? I do remember liking it, 0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:38.000 and then you put that album on and yeah, but yes, Blake, 0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:40.239 I'm telling you keep them. Well, that's the best thing 0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:43.160 about albums too, is you get those you get those 0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:45.800 cool tracks. You get the tracks that you don't hear 0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:48.840 often you'll never hear them again. Well, okay, beyond the music, 0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:52.400 because I see keeping the music, you're my heead It 0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:56.120 brings you much joy. But then you have other stuff 0:30:56.160 --> 0:30:58.440 I do. I have a ton of T shirts. I know, 0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:01.600 you just have a ton of shit, yeah, that you 0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:04.720 can get rid of. So if the music really is 0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:07.080 a thing that you're having a really hard time, keep 0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:12.920 the music. But then I know you have like collectibles, toys, 0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:17.479 and probably just other bullshit that you absolutely don't books, 0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:19.760 tons and blankes. You take these T shirts and you 0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:25.880 repurpose them, you cut them into a blanket just just wear. Okay, 0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:28.080 it's a new quilt with your favorite rock stars. You 0:31:28.120 --> 0:31:30.600 can sleep with your favorite bats. Pretty cool. This is 0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:33.880 the kind of justification that keeps everything around. I'm gonna 0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.160 do something with it. One night, I literally went on 0:31:36.200 --> 0:31:39.560 YouTube and I said, like, should I throw my you know, 0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:41.920 you speak into your remote, like should I should I 0:31:41.960 --> 0:31:44.360 throw my CDs away? And then like there's the two 0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:47.840 minimalists like dot com whatever, and they make some good points, 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:50.280 and then there's ten like do not get rid of 0:31:50.280 --> 0:31:53.520 your CDs. Never get rid of your CDs. Music will 0:31:53.560 --> 0:31:55.800 disappear at some point and you have to keep them. 0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:58.560 And it's like maybe I have to and the people 0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:01.320 will get rid of them. They are just creating this 0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:04.160 thing where we all feel bad that someone's able to 0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:06.000 like just get rid of all this stuff, when really 0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:08.960 you need to hold onto your bear. There's your bear. 0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:14.200 We got a labyrinth situation. Oh do you like a lipstick? 0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:18.320 Here's some lipstick, misters. I don't think you learned anything 0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:20.920 from her. Well, I still have my CDs, but I'm 0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:23.920 like they're just in the trunk of my car. Wow, 0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:27.480 I know, but you probably have fifty or something. Yeah, 0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:29.800 I have like and they're all like from a very 0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:33.160 specific time in my life. Yes, it's all like, hey, wow, 0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:36.560 if I ever want to listen to Chumba Wombo's tub thumping, Yeah, 0:32:36.680 --> 0:32:42.400 I have that Puke Green, which is every weekend that 0:32:42.960 --> 0:32:45.960 specifically comes on somewhere every day. Yeah. Yeah, that was 0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:47.840 one of the that's one of the first records I bought. 0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:50.920 Really was it really? Yeah? I know, dude, Oh it 0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:55.400 spoke to you, but I wish it was. I really do. Yeah, 0:32:55.480 --> 0:33:00.160 if you ever want to listen dig out Marcy's Fastball. 0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:04.880 That's Apple that's on a serious XM lithium probably three 0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:07.760 times a week. Right, that's true. I don't have accent, dude. 0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:10.280 Can we talk about how much K rock is now 0:33:10.360 --> 0:33:15.400 just an old oldie station? We can? What's k rock? Like? 0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:18.840 I'm driving a lot lately. I haven't driven in LA 0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:22.719 for years now, welcome back, and I'm driving back and 0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:26.240 forth from Hollywood down to One County, Uh, several times 0:33:26.240 --> 0:33:29.280 a week now. We'll path and we'll pap, we'll path 0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:31.880 and it's like an hour hour and a half drive. 0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:35.280 So you're listening to a lot of radio and my 0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:38.920 XM subscription has like run its course it's and I 0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:40.960 would have to like call something you got it for 0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:43.200 free for a year, ye oh yeah, I think I 0:33:43.280 --> 0:33:45.800 paid for it, and then like I think that credit 0:33:45.840 --> 0:33:48.440 card was expired. Okay, yeah. I was like, because they're 0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:50.880 gonna re up without you even knowing, but yeah, oh yeah, 0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:53.800 oh yeah no, because normally I would just yeah, sure, 0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:56.400 so it's always on when I get it's not working. 0:33:57.000 --> 0:34:00.200 So I'm listening to a lot of K rock. Thing 0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:05.680 they play is Sublime, T That's dope, Red Hot? Are 0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:10.520 you reading a list three days? I'm telling you it's 0:34:10.520 --> 0:34:12.680 like and those are three of my favorite bands. And 0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:16.000 I'm like, where's the new rock? Do they just not exist? 0:34:17.520 --> 0:34:23.000 Rock is dead? Rockets to me? Is it? Or it 0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:26.400 just isn't. It isn't the sound that K rock subscribes to. 0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:30.000 But there's no new music for them to get to 0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:33.040 get listeners. Well there's I mean, there's like Turnstyle. There's 0:34:33.040 --> 0:34:35.239 like a handful of bands. No no, but nobody's listening 0:34:35.280 --> 0:34:40.560 to match music. Yeah, they were nominated for Grammy. How big? 0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:43.759 It's how big Grammy. I don't care if they win 0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:47.800 a Grammy. The world does Turnstyles. That fucking album rocks? 0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:49.959 What about No, they don't. Dude, nobody gives a fuck 0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:53.360 who who won? Um, everyone was tripping because like Bonnie 0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:55.239 Rate one a Grammy and it's like, nobody listens to 0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:59.000 Bonnie Rate anymore. I'm not saying, bro, it's not saying 0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:01.600 she doesn't go, but I'm saying nobody listens to anymore. 0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:04.279 Sure it's not the same. I yeah, I understand what 0:35:04.320 --> 0:35:07.120 you're saying. Like Turnstile is one of my favorite bands 0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:11.040 right now. Taco Bell commercials. They're fantastic. Yeah, yeah, they're 0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:13.759 they're they're big, but it but the difference they have 0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:15.880 to be that's the only way to get well. Of 0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:18.319 course make money, yeah, you have to play that game. 0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:21.000 But the difference between like a big band now and 0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:24.120 a big band, that's what I'm saying. In Blake the nineties, 0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:28.040 the biggest is it's night and day. It's like they 0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:36.120 like a big band in the nineties was fucking huge, rushing. Yeah, 0:35:36.280 --> 0:35:39.600 that's the way they're not gonna make money playing current bands. 0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:44.919 They gotta play Oasis right well. Because also I don't 0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:49.280 think people go to They're not I don't think people 0:35:49.400 --> 0:35:53.440 go to the radio to discover music. They're not going 0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:55.759 to k rock to be like they used to. They 0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:58.200 don't anymore. They used to they go there to hear something. 0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.239 Where the fuck do you go to discover music? But 0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:03.960 they're just playing when people used to go to the radio. 0:36:04.000 --> 0:36:06.120 They're playing that music to give them that feeling that 0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:08.600 we're talking about when you go through your CDs and 0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:11.279 you hit a little right. Well, that's like. That was 0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:13.600 like jack FM. But I'm also like, is any other 0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:16.120 radio station Jack FM was like that ship when we 0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:18.040 were growing up. It was like it would give you 0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:21.239 the fucking weird shit that you would get them wasn't 0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:24.560 around when we were growing up. We were in like 0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:28.480 our eighteens to twenties, like when we were in la 0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:31.480 That was when it was no But that was when 0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:34.640 radio kind of died. Yeah, that whole thing was based 0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:36.880 in nostalgia. There was no new music. It was like 0:36:36.920 --> 0:36:39.000 you go there to hear the ship that you downloaded 0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:42.160 off of Kaza or Lime wire bro that was what 0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:46.480 it was. And Morpheus. Yeah, it was a random ass 0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:53.920 station where you went to hear Laza. My question is, 0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:59.000 is any other station in the country plane sublime the 0:36:59.000 --> 0:37:01.759 way k Rock plays Sublime? Now, I think that's their 0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:05.880 motto is like, we play Sublime the only one. We're like, 0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:09.719 we are the last station that is just churney out Sublime. 0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:12.359 And I like Sublime, but I'm like, I'm like, it's 0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:14.680 every fifth song. I've been listening to it a lot, 0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:16.239 and I'm like, all right, here we go again. What 0:37:16.320 --> 0:37:27.759 about WAP? I don't know what w BAP is. Oh 0:37:27.800 --> 0:37:39.600 good radio, Dead radio, that's what well, that's what was 0:37:39.680 --> 0:37:41.680 kind of weird what XM started to do that. I 0:37:41.760 --> 0:37:45.520 noticed they started dedicating stations to bands, Like there was 0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:48.560 a Grateful Dead Radio. But then now there's like Pearl 0:37:48.640 --> 0:37:53.319 Jam Radio there. This is on Series Serious XM. Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:56.080 but these are these are bands curating bands, aren't they? 0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:59.319 Sometimes that what the idea is behind it. I was like, 0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:01.680 we like this. There's a Springsteen channel. There was a 0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:04.839 great there's one. There's one station that they rotate in 0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:06.799 like this month or this week, it's going to be 0:38:06.800 --> 0:38:10.440 all Bowie or all Linda Ronstat. I'm saying, mine just 0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:17.680 stays on Margaritaville, baby, because baby, you're saying it's stuck. Yeah, stuff, 0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:20.480 my button is broke, it rained, it doesn't have a 0:38:20.600 --> 0:38:24.239 roofs just staying on can't figure it out, lost the man, 0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:26.920 you can't figure it out? Here is the closest. Is 0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:30.280 there a Margaritaville in California? I was wondering this this morning, 0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:35.840 Universal City Walk. Baby, Hello, No, no, a resort, a resort, 0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:40.560 not a not a resort. I want a vacation at Margaritaville, 0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.520 you know, like the Sandals. Now here's a real question. 0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:49.239 Can we franchise Margarita build? Because yes, that is a 0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:53.799 thing that we By the way, yes, there was a 0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:57.920 Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville Broadway show and I'm not kidding. I 0:38:58.040 --> 0:39:01.560 sent it to you. Yes, you're right, Yeah, yeah, it 0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:06.160 was off Broadway. Yeah. I think there's a margaritea Ville everything. Yeah, 0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:08.160 well he got. I think that we need to build 0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:12.640 the Margarite of Ville. Campbell's chunky Margarita Ville. Yummy. Hey 0:39:13.400 --> 0:39:17.040 the Beach Boys are they still a band? Kind of 0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:20.399 well Brian Wilson still sings it, yeah, because they are 0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:25.760 playing when I enter the auditorium or whatever for because 0:39:25.760 --> 0:39:28.719 I'm the King of Mardi Gras, And when I enter 0:39:28.880 --> 0:39:33.239 the auditorium or whatever, the Beach Boys are will be performing. 0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:36.120 And I'm like, oh, that's that's sick. But I was like, oh, 0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:38.960 I thought they like, aren't I wonder if it's gonna 0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:41.440 be Brian Wilson. Do you I wonder if Brian Wilson 0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:44.000 is gonna fucking sing? Dude? Hey, I don't know. Well, 0:39:44.080 --> 0:39:46.319 that'll be sick if they aren't, right, because he kind 0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:50.160 of went a wall. But then the other dude, Mike Post, Michel, 0:39:50.480 --> 0:39:55.000 Mike Love, and Bruce Johnson Todd is saying, are the 0:39:55.040 --> 0:40:00.880 only original members Brian Wilson doing his own solo tours? Yeah, smile, 0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:03.680 I love, And I think Mike Loves kind of went 0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:06.000 a little weird as well. Well hell yeah, well we'll 0:40:06.080 --> 0:40:09.280 we'll get a meet him, blake. So wait, isn't Mike Love, 0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:13.480 who's the basketball player last name Love who played on 0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:17.879 Kevin Kevin Love. Isn't that his uncle? Right? Is that true? Oh? Yeah? 0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:20.160 I thought so, Hey, this is some tea. Hey it 0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:22.480 is it is? If Dirt says it with his eyebrow 0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:26.040 for r Yes, that is true. Okay, great, Yeah, wow, 0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:29.000 that's crazy. I never knew that. Oh my god, wow, 0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:32.440 mind blowing. Can you imagine being like, my uncle is 0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:35.520 a beach boy and I'm seven feet tall and I 0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:39.040 played professional basketball, so we all just kind of roll. Yeah, 0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:44.399 we just kind of Thanksgiving's cool. Thanksgivings cool. I hope 0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:47.080 one of I hope dirs. You just have a giant, 0:40:47.160 --> 0:40:50.360 a giant kid, you and me both. Yeah, he's giant, 0:40:50.360 --> 0:40:52.520 fucked a giant. I hope your kids end up being 0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:55.719 fucking h Yeah, so they could be professional athlete like 0:40:55.960 --> 0:41:00.319 Alison Wonderland feet out the window style dude, real big boy. Yeah, 0:41:00.320 --> 0:41:03.560 that's real, big boys. I remember seeing that image as 0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:06.200 a kid and being like, whoa got her leg is 0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:08.319 going out the fucking window and her head went out 0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:11.560 at chimney. Yeah, yeah, when she eats that first fucking 0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:17.239 cookie or whatever. Yeah, fucking sick dude. Alison Wonderland was 0:41:17.280 --> 0:41:19.480 a trip bro. When's the last time you put that 0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:21.960 one on? I need to do that. I got kids, 0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:24.160 I put that shit on. Yeah, I got kids. Did 0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:27.600 they fuck with it? Remember how many drugs used to 0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:32.480 be in children's cartoons? Rip it up? Kids? There were 0:41:32.520 --> 0:41:35.040 so many drugs in cartoons. Would be a lot of 0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:38.520 drugs in cartoons. There's so many drugs and cartoons they 0:41:38.560 --> 0:41:40.600 had to make the Ninja turtles tell you not to 0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:45.800 do drugs. The Turtles had to come out and be like, dude, 0:41:45.840 --> 0:41:48.360 just say no, it's not cool, Like you've got a 0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:54.800 tight fifteen seconds. Hey, Blake's ready for fucking stay guys, 0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:58.360 come out to the comedy store. I got a tight. Yeah, Hey, 0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:00.719 come on over to my place. I'm back stage. Blake, 0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:04.200 come through the cree. I say, okay, you remember you 0:42:04.920 --> 0:42:08.080 remember kids cartoons with there were so many drugs that 0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:10.399 the Ninja Turtles I had to tell you not to 0:42:10.440 --> 0:42:13.799 do drugs. And there's the lights, the lights on and 0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:17.920 the lights on, and that's my time. That's like, that's 0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:22.160 my time. That was That's always my favorite when stand 0:42:22.239 --> 0:42:24.799 ups like don't know how to wrap up their set, 0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:28.399 and I mean I've been I'm guilty of this too. 0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:30.920 When they when they look up and they're like, oh 0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:34.560 and that's my time. Thank you guys so much. They don't. 0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:37.520 They don't finesse just one more minute, you're saying, right right, 0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:39.680 Like it's it's supposed to be like a taper down. Yeah, 0:42:39.680 --> 0:42:41.719 they don't. They don't just like end on a laugh 0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:44.480 and say thank you good night. Yeah. They they're like 0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:48.680 they're sort of like, well, time to get off, that's 0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:51.719 my time, Like all right, just go at the same time. 0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:53.760 I remember going to stand up a lot with Adam 0:42:53.760 --> 0:42:56.760 and like learning protocol of like the light with comedy 0:42:56.760 --> 0:42:58.440 and what the light means is you have to get 0:42:58.480 --> 0:43:00.760 off stage right, yeah, And you know how like comedians 0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:03.080 they try to make it real casual. They're talking and 0:43:03.120 --> 0:43:06.640 then they'll give like just like the little head, but 0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:10.239 then bros will run the light and like the light 0:43:10.280 --> 0:43:13.279 will keep flashing them. So eventually, like after like the 0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:15.759 third time, they're like, no, I saw it, I saw it, 0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:17.640 but you know the light guy wants to be then 0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:20.279 then get the fuck off the stage too. Then get 0:43:20.320 --> 0:43:23.239 the fuck right, dude, I know. I mean, like dude. 0:43:23.239 --> 0:43:25.440 There used to be comics that would come to the 0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:29.200 improv and just run it by like fifteen twenty minutes, 0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:32.520 where you're like they're doing like a fifteen twenty minute 0:43:32.560 --> 0:43:37.000 set and then they're up there for thirty forty minutes 0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:41.120 and you're like Jesus up because that means that every 0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:44.240 other your comic yeah, is like gonna have a late bedtime. 0:43:44.320 --> 0:43:46.879 They get backed up, and then a lot of other 0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:49.920 comics have like gigs across town that they're trying to 0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:52.120 do both spots and then it just fucks everything up. 0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:54.520 Gigs and hahas adam, did you ever run I can't 0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:56.640 remember if you ran the light at the Improv? Did 0:43:56.640 --> 0:43:58.920 you ever do that job? Oh? Yeah? Had the flash 0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:02.160 up like actually yeah, yeah, I did, like actually run 0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:04.440 the scheduling of the show and be like, bro, you 0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:07.960 gotta get off. I did. I did for like a month. 0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:11.160 And there's a lot of great shows at the Improv, 0:44:11.280 --> 0:44:13.399 like a lot of it's like one of the best 0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:16.240 comedy clubs in the country. There's also some bad shows. 0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:19.720 And one of the bad shows I fell asleep during 0:44:20.719 --> 0:44:23.759 and it's my job to run the music and the light, 0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:27.400 so like comics on stage, it sucked. I was like 0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:30.839 probably a little hungover, and I'm sitting there watching it's 0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:33.120 my job to give him the light, and I straight 0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:36.440 up fell asleep. And it was like a more amateur 0:44:36.560 --> 0:44:39.920 style night because it hints them sucking so like the 0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:42.680 guy didn't have enough time to keep going so he 0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:46.719 never got the lights. So I guess he was like, uh, okay, 0:44:46.880 --> 0:44:49.200 so what do do you want to talk about? And then 0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:51.520 then they run over to me they like shake me 0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:54.960 away and they're like, okay, you were having a crazy dream. 0:44:55.040 --> 0:44:57.200 To their credit, they didn't fire me. They were just like, 0:44:57.239 --> 0:45:00.040 all right, I guess back to answering the phone and 0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:03.040 back to the front door. Bro. I love the idea 0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:06.719 of somebody always being like can I tell one more? Yeah? 0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:09.320 Just one more? All right, Well I guess I can't. Guys, 0:45:09.320 --> 0:45:11.160 thank you good night. Yeah. Why don't they just play 0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:13.520 them off like an award show, just start playing the 0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:15.839 music while their sets gone. That's a good idea. Well, 0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:19.480 well that has happened. Okay. Hold, I've seen that happen before, 0:45:19.520 --> 0:45:22.200 where a comic is going way too long and they'll 0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:26.400 just slowly turn on music wild and then raise up 0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:29.720 the volume or sam Man just Sam Man sweeps them off. Yeah, dude, 0:45:30.000 --> 0:45:34.319 straight up. The Apollo. Yeah, it was people people would get. 0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:38.040 But but also it's like you saw that was such 0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:40.440 a great job because you saw like, yeah, bring back 0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:43.600 the wanting less. Certain people were at a certain level, 0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:46.239 and then they would come in and they think they 0:45:46.239 --> 0:45:49.280 can run the light. They and they showed no respect 0:45:49.280 --> 0:45:52.240 the politics, and then a few years later their career 0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:55.439 dips a little bit and they don't get the same 0:45:55.480 --> 0:45:57.399 spots that they used to. They don't get the same 0:45:57.480 --> 0:45:59.239 love at the club. But if they came and they 0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:01.840 just crushed push and they did their time and they 0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:04.720 were applied to everyone, they would still get their spots. 0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:07.880 And it just showed like how like just being a 0:46:07.920 --> 0:46:11.080 good guy and not being a dickhead to everyone like 0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:15.439 kind of puts people ahead in this business and in life. Yeah, 0:46:15.480 --> 0:46:17.000 do you get a little star by your name if 0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:18.719 you like run the light? Like do they start to 0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:21.480 be like, yo, this bro runs the light. No? No, 0:46:21.520 --> 0:46:23.759 but it's like no if you are the type of 0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:26.279 guy that just runs the light. But usually people that 0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:29.040 are running the light are having like a career moms. Yes, 0:46:29.160 --> 0:46:31.919 they're entitled right where they're like it's happening where they're 0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:34.080 like hot. So they're like, you know what, fuck this, 0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:36.239 I don't I shouldn't just be doing twenty minutes. I 0:46:36.239 --> 0:46:38.719 should do forty minutes. If I want to do forty minutes. Yeah, 0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:42.360 the ego, man, the fucking ego. Bro, the ego. It'll 0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:48.920 bite you, baby. But that was a cool job, just 0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:51.600 learning that so early on and just going like being 0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:54.000 like twenty years old when I worked there twenty one, 0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:57.440 twenty two and just being like oh yeah, like you 0:46:57.480 --> 0:47:01.479 really saw like Ebbs and flows and how that can happen, right, Yeah, 0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:04.120 just people's ship cools off for real quick. Yeah, A 0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:06.840 good perspective when you're coming up like like who like 0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:09.520 who Blake Um? Who was the guy who said he 0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:12.160 liked the smell of cookies? That guy was hell of funny? 0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:15.239 And then I never saw him again? Uh do dov 0:47:15.320 --> 0:47:18.000 David off? Yeah, dude, that guy was hell of fun 0:47:18.640 --> 0:47:20.799 Oh well he did. He did fine for a long time. 0:47:20.800 --> 0:47:22.360 Where did he go? I haven't seen him in a 0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:24.839 long time? He did? Okay, Yeah, he did all right, 0:47:25.040 --> 0:47:27.920 and he moved to New York and I think he's 0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:30.920 still doing the same material. Oh that's it. Would you 0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:34.000 say he's a comics comic or what would you say 0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:36.920 about him? I think he's very super super funny, but 0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:40.480 just it didn't ever write anything else, like who wrote 0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:43.239 his like hour and then just stuck to that, right wow. 0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:44.960 So then you can get like, yeah, because you could 0:47:44.960 --> 0:47:47.600 fall into like I don't want to do anything new, Yeah, 0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:51.239 I don't have anything new, yeah, because he crushes with that, right, 0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:54.400 But then like after I mean it's been like fifteen 0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:57.920 plus twenty years that he's doing the same type of stuff. 0:47:58.200 --> 0:48:00.520 Maybe he still likes the smell of cookies. Maybe he's 0:48:00.520 --> 0:48:02.960 doing different stuff now, but I know, I mean there 0:48:03.000 --> 0:48:05.200 for a while I knew that that was the case 0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:08.400 with him specifically. And he is very, very funny, and 0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:10.239 I hope he is writing new stuff because he's he's 0:48:10.239 --> 0:48:14.399 a crusher, total character. I love his whole stee Wait, 0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:16.640 who was the guy who opened for us at Comedy Cocktail, 0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:19.120 who played the guitar, who just had a set, the 0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:22.759 tightest set, It would crush no matter what, no matter where. 0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:26.400 Henry Phillips. Henry Phillips was a very funny still is. 0:48:26.440 --> 0:48:29.440 Probably haven't seen him forever. Oh what were his songs? 0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:31.920 Do you guys remember his songs? I can't remember. I 0:48:31.920 --> 0:48:34.200 also can't remember. I probably has seen. I know that 0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:41.239 it went redheaded. There's a one percent guarantee that Blake 0:48:41.320 --> 0:48:44.080 has a CD somewhere. I could dust it off. I'll 0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:46.759 burn it for you, dude, even though I have no 0:48:46.880 --> 0:48:49.719 CD CD ROM But I got an external. He had 0:48:49.760 --> 0:48:51.880 the jokea where he was like in bed with his 0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:54.239 girlfriend and he was like, He's like, tell me what 0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:56.440 you like and she was like, I like when people 0:48:56.520 --> 0:49:00.880 do this, and he was like people, how many people 0:49:01.000 --> 0:49:07.600 here right, Hey, guys, like I said, crushes crush, Well 0:49:07.600 --> 0:49:09.640 that's one of my favorite Jeff Ross jokes that made 0:49:09.680 --> 0:49:12.319 me last so hard where he goes high. Yeah, so 0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:16.759 I got a date with a porn star and and 0:49:16.840 --> 0:49:20.640 she says, well, I have to work Tuesday, so how 0:49:20.640 --> 0:49:25.439 about Wednesday? And he goes, how about Monday? Yeah? So good? 0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:35.240 Yeah good, Hey, let's end on that. Let Hey, I say, 0:49:35.320 --> 0:49:39.440 oh what if our podcast is us doing other people's 0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:45.840 stand up jokes of a kind of cool other people's job. 0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:52.200 This is menie. I am. I'm getting a little itchy though. 0:49:52.239 --> 0:49:54.439 I've I've been asked to get up and do stand 0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:57.600 up lately, and I'm it's been a long while since 0:49:57.600 --> 0:50:00.479 I since my special. I really I I haven't gotten 0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:03.040 back up since then. That's pre COVID. So now I'm 0:50:03.120 --> 0:50:05.479 I'm thinking, now that I have some time on my hands, 0:50:05.520 --> 0:50:08.120 I'm gonna hop back into the stand up port. Yes, 0:50:08.680 --> 0:50:11.960 that's awesome. That's a pandemic material. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. 0:50:12.000 --> 0:50:15.080 That's great. Oh so much, so much pandemic. I haven't 0:50:15.080 --> 0:50:18.320 even been at the clubs. I bet they were overrun 0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:22.880 by pandemic material where audiences were like Jesus Christ. I'm 0:50:23.000 --> 0:50:26.520 here to get away from thinking about the pandemic, and 0:50:26.800 --> 0:50:29.200 every comic just goes on stage and talks about it 0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:33.160 for you know, dip right back into your love for life, Adam, 0:50:33.200 --> 0:50:37.120 and I think you're gonna have some winning jokes out there, baby, Yeah, yeah, 0:50:37.120 --> 0:50:40.120 are you hitting the note gorilla aspart? Just do some 0:50:40.200 --> 0:50:43.319 gorilla assphart and let's go do dust off the classics. 0:50:43.440 --> 0:50:46.839 I like the classics, play the hits. Yeah, I'm here 0:50:46.880 --> 0:50:49.960 to see Gorilla probably read some new one. I'm here 0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:55.440 to see some juicy quatre shit. I want new material. 0:50:55.600 --> 0:51:00.640 I want some new divine material. Yeah, Kyle, hell yeah, 0:51:00.680 --> 0:51:02.239 even when you're working it out, I'll be there to 0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:04.480 watch you work that shit out. That's my favorite part. 0:51:04.520 --> 0:51:07.600 I'm watching you do it. Oh yeah, splinter Dick, don't 0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:12.120 be gay, he's still doing that one. The fumbling. No, 0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:14.080 that was that was a real or. That was one 0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:18.400 of my first first bits. I would say that was 0:51:19.000 --> 0:51:22.680 what was the bid exactly? It was like a gay guy. 0:51:22.880 --> 0:51:27.759 Oh no, uh, I'm gonna go it was it was 0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:31.279 bench is this part of one of your take back. 0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:35.760 It was like a guy trying to a guy bench 0:51:35.800 --> 0:51:39.960 pressing and uh and he's like, ye, don't be gay, dude. 0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:42.600 As he's like tea bag in his eye socket and 0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:44.839 like doing all this super gay stuff. He's like, suck 0:51:44.920 --> 0:51:47.880 my dick, don't be gay. It was it was an 0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:50.839 early it was an early sit. It's a strong friend 0:51:50.920 --> 0:51:54.399 early bit. Yeah, yeah, early, it was an early bit. 0:51:54.600 --> 0:51:57.920 It's it's been finessed a very homophobic man that is 0:51:57.960 --> 0:52:09.920 obviously very close right or not not not that closet. Hey, man, 0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:11.880 I just want to take back that I said B 0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:16.120 Rabbit was Eminem's character. Yo, I know eight Mile, and 0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:19.880 I just like, oh I know it. Well, I don't 0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:23.440 evidence it wasn't wasn't he was b Rabbit? What are 0:52:23.440 --> 0:52:27.839 you talking about? Yeah, Eminem was be rabbit friend. Well 0:52:27.880 --> 0:52:31.240 that's cheddar Bob. His friend is cheddar Ball. His friend 0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:34.200 was b rad No, he is b Rabbit because he's 0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:37.320 white like a rabbit. His friend is cheddar Okay, Adam, 0:52:37.360 --> 0:52:40.280 I would like an apology immediately, because that's been eating 0:52:40.280 --> 0:52:44.080 away at my soul. I'm like, okay, Well, then I 0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:47.640 I evidently don't know eight Mile, which I'm fine. Dude. 0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:51.360 Now you have another take back. Well, I I'm sorry 0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:54.600 that I I hopped on making fun of you for 0:52:54.719 --> 0:53:00.840 not knowing eight mile. Wow man, but but what apologies 0:53:00.920 --> 0:53:07.240 never have? But you's a therapy, bro, that's a therapy 0:53:07.520 --> 0:53:13.359 backed up. So you immediately retreated. And because I offended you. No, no, 0:53:13.719 --> 0:53:16.960 you you wait, you're gonna take back your apology because 0:53:17.000 --> 0:53:21.239 he immediately retreated and decided not to fight you. No, 0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:24.279 I'm saying that need to stand up for himself. He 0:53:24.360 --> 0:53:25.840 needs to stand up. Well, I need to do a 0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:27.799 lot of thing. I need to throw out fucking four 0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:42.800 thousand CDs too. But whatever, we'll work on you next time, Okay, 0:53:45.920 --> 0:53:47.720 no Ice, Nice dude,