Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we
Speaker 1: talk about every human is shrinking. We're changing diapers. Over here.
Speaker 1: We gotta blow out. How big is the ban? How
Speaker 1: big is the ban? Whoa? I just opened up physical evidence.
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Speaker 1: Oh back, I just I just want to say, Adam
Speaker 1: can't hear you can't hear Adam, Adam, try to talk.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you can't hear me? Now I
Speaker 1: can hear you. We're back now, you can't crisp. You
Speaker 1: didn't hear? We're bad. You're having some real digit dropouts
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know that really why. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: yelling yeah, yeah, you're good. I think it might be
Speaker 1: the fact that you're recording live from backstage somewhere. What
Speaker 1: is this curtain is just the way that fallon? Dude?
Speaker 1: Is my wife put this curtain, this this sick curtain
Speaker 1: up in my office because it looks nice on the
Speaker 1: on the zoom back cross. Dude, I love it. Yeah, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 1: I wish you were coming live from Broadway. You were
Speaker 1: just like backstage waiting for you to queeah from the Spans.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be fun from Broadway? Wow? If Adam was
Speaker 1: backstage at Broadway? And remember remember when G Money said, uh,
Speaker 1: see y'all on Broadway? Yeah, don't forget about me? We
Speaker 1: do we tell that story? Do we tell that? We
Speaker 1: had to have? I think yeah, yeah, like that's pod
Speaker 1: one we had to have. We had to have. Hey,
Speaker 1: and we're not telling it again. Okay, fans that want
Speaker 1: to know what I'm talking about, But if you don't
Speaker 1: know what he's talking about, go back and go back
Speaker 1: and listen to the tapes Catacom Files catalog. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: we make a song about that? Blake? I feel like
Speaker 1: we sung that so like G Money is singing like one,
Speaker 1: don't forget about me? Wouldn't you boys find your way
Speaker 1: to broad Well? That was about well, essentially, we gotta
Speaker 1: tell it now. Essentially our neighbor across the street was
Speaker 1: named G Money. He wore a chain with a giant
Speaker 1: ge with like the money slashes through the middle of it.
Speaker 1: He made money, Yeah, and yeah, he was the shit
Speaker 1: and g had the vertical lines. Okay, they had the
Speaker 1: vertical lines, yes, And we were always like filming is
Speaker 1: when we were first doing like YouTube videos, and we're
Speaker 1: always filming dressing up in costumes, being idiots around our neighborhood,
Speaker 1: and he would like be looking at us sort of
Speaker 1: like with an eyebrow raise like what are these fucking
Speaker 1: kids up to? And then when we go to move out,
Speaker 1: he's like, yo, U heard yall moving out? And we're
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, and he goes, uh, all right, Dan,
Speaker 1: well I'll see you all on broad and we were dumbfounded.
Speaker 1: We were like, did he think we were like trying
Speaker 1: to get a career in Broadway? This whole time? I
Speaker 1: thought we were the cast the Cats. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be wild though? If you if you'd were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm actually gonna be doing this show
Speaker 1: on Broadway for a couple of months. You guys, I'll
Speaker 1: see you out there. And then you get on stage
Speaker 1: and guess who's your choreographer? I put in a word
Speaker 1: for y'all. G Money is in the front row. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's there. He's there. Yeah, I know, Josh gadd I
Speaker 1: had you replaced Josh Gadd And remember on the pod
Speaker 1: when you talked about it and you thought it was
Speaker 1: just because I didn't know the industry too well or
Speaker 1: the ends and the ounce. This is what I was
Speaker 1: talking about. It's like I saw that in you all
Speaker 1: those years ago, and that impression you were doing of me,
Speaker 1: that was a character that I was doing. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: kind of find it offensive. Yeah, my real name is Zachly.
Speaker 1: I'm sort of offended by it. No, but admittedly a
Speaker 1: pretty good impression of him is and what we hear
Speaker 1: is that the impression I was doing was offensive, and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, let's get canceled together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll see you on broadcast television. This is my apology
Speaker 1: and my take back. This is my apology and take
Speaker 1: back at him. I've listened to every episode of them. No, well,
Speaker 1: remember I told Blake this. I drove past the old
Speaker 1: house maybe a year or two ago, and just like
Speaker 1: it was before the pandemic, so it's been a few
Speaker 1: years now, him pre pan and just drove past the
Speaker 1: old house to check it out, and ge Money was
Speaker 1: across the street washing cars as he does. There was
Speaker 1: always like rolls, Roycees and shit being washed in his driveway,
Speaker 1: which was sick. And we weren't in a neighborhood where
Speaker 1: Rolls Royces were just everywhere. It was like a not
Speaker 1: awesome neighborhood. And he was out there washing these Rolls
Speaker 1: Royces and I go gee and wave at him, and
Speaker 1: he stared at me. He there was zero recollection of
Speaker 1: me in his mind, and it really hurt my feelings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you weren't as impacted all part of his character study, Adam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like, he has a beat on this guy. Gee, money,
Speaker 1: wouldn't remember Adam give him the stereo? Right, Yeah, And
Speaker 1: he was able to commit so quickly to not even
Speaker 1: a glimmer these such a good actor. That is that
Speaker 1: a thing that we should do? Should we put our
Speaker 1: heads together now and come up with a Broadway show?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like we shouldn't push there something. I
Speaker 1: feel like people have had success. Yeah, Broadway is doing
Speaker 1: better than ever. Yeah, Workaholics on Broadway, right, or just
Speaker 1: something on Broadway? You know, because the rights that's the
Speaker 1: only reason. I'm Yeah, we don't own the rights to workhollic.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Blake is thinking really hard. Here we go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Blake he's touching his head, he's touching his top,
Speaker 1: right eyebrow. Well, musical, there's something. It was just turned
Speaker 1: into a musical. And I was like, whoa, that is
Speaker 1: fucking wild some show beatle juice, beetle juice. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: what and what is it? We want you to remember that.
Speaker 1: What the fuck was? It wasn't SpongeBob. That was what
Speaker 1: I was gonna do before the pandemic is I had
Speaker 1: tickets booked to the SpongeBob musical and that'sh got canceled.
Speaker 1: Brom So SpongeBob did did have a SpongeBob is a musical.
Speaker 1: There is a SpongeBob SquarePants musical. It's been shown still
Speaker 1: maybe it might be making it round how on Broadway
Speaker 1: or like touring This was at like pantagious. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: off Broadway. Yeah yeah, maybe it's started on Broadway and
Speaker 1: then moved off Broadway. Like that's such like a funny
Speaker 1: term off off Broadway. Yeah. Yeah, you have to be
Speaker 1: on Broadway or off Broadway. That's it. Like any play
Speaker 1: that isn't on Broadway. You still like mentioned Broadway, so
Speaker 1: gives it somehow right, Why do you do that? Like
Speaker 1: your your play has nothing to do with Broadway. It's
Speaker 1: not at the level even a little bit. But you
Speaker 1: say it's off Broadway, so at least Broadways within the titles,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, well Broadway. That's like if you have
Speaker 1: a YouTube channel, you're off off TV. That's kind of cool, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of off TV. It's on on YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're sort of off off Hollywood on internet. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: who was the fun guy who said off off Broadway?
Speaker 1: G Money, believe it or not, it was g funny.
Speaker 1: It was a different guy. Funny boy, we're late. We
Speaker 1: might have our first points of the day. Yes, love,
Speaker 1: when we get to points points, now, that's what that's
Speaker 1: what happens. You have pre workout for the first time
Speaker 1: in a month. You're wearing to go. Wait, you got
Speaker 1: pre workout coursing through your veins right now? Yeah, when
Speaker 1: you have like the niacin skin just like bubbling. Oh
Speaker 1: did you hit a workout? Well, I took it earlier
Speaker 1: and I haven't taken it for like three weeks because
Speaker 1: I just ran out and having gotten to GNC send
Speaker 1: me free ship. It's science. What what kind of what
Speaker 1: do you? What do you take it? You fucking with Jack?
Speaker 1: Are you ghost fucking with Mark Wahlberg's I make I
Speaker 1: do lit, I do lit lit. I've done lit af
Speaker 1: and lit af has too much caffeine for me. It's
Speaker 1: a little crazy. Oh so you're not lit to lit
Speaker 1: lit af. No, it's it's I'm not lit a f
Speaker 1: I'm wait wait, these are two separate things. He's just regular.
Speaker 1: There's lit which has like one hundred and twenty whatevers,
Speaker 1: and that one has like two hundred and twenty or
Speaker 1: something like that. Okay, lit Af, I have C four.
Speaker 1: That's a fucking explosive. Yeah what I know. It's just
Speaker 1: explosive from You're gonna explode. And I've had g SA
Speaker 1: take it out of my luggage before. Yeah yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: And man did they have some questions. They're like, what
Speaker 1: is this? I'm like pre workout right, and what does
Speaker 1: that mean? Yeah? Yeah, and then they read it and
Speaker 1: one of the guys knew what it was, so they
Speaker 1: some jacked. Assis comes was like, who's all good guys
Speaker 1: laugh about this? Yeah, he's fine, my bro brother in
Speaker 1: swoll what does this pre workout shoe bomb? What is
Speaker 1: shoe bomb? Yeah? Give yourself points. That's fun. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I do like points out terrorists. So if you go
Speaker 1: to GNC and you look at the flavors of all
Speaker 1: these products, they are insane. It's like they're marketed towards
Speaker 1: eight year olds. Half of them like gummy worms and
Speaker 1: jolly ranchers, patch kids, patch kids, Like really, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a protein shake thing that was like girl Scout cookie.
Speaker 1: These are like siggish. Oh, they're like weed. It's weed
Speaker 1: and pre workout is what the game is right now.
Speaker 1: Those are the brands that are hot amongst people wild
Speaker 1: because working out high is actually pretty fun. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: the best. It's the only way to fucking work out. Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: go ahead, talk more, talk more? Do you well, Durce
Speaker 1: doesn't really smoke that much weed, so you probably have
Speaker 1: never worked out high. I don't think so. No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do fairly often. And it's nice you you you
Speaker 1: get into this. I like to lift. Do you the zone?
Speaker 1: You get into a zone? You get into a zone,
Speaker 1: that's for sure, I really do, bro. You do you
Speaker 1: get into a fucking zone if you smoke weed all
Speaker 1: the time and that's your thing, like you can be intense?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, bro, Yes, I like to go faster
Speaker 1: when i'm I like to do like high intensity workouts
Speaker 1: with pre and weed. It's great because you just zone
Speaker 1: into exactly what you're doing. You're not don't think of
Speaker 1: anything else. You just sort of just doing that, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it stops the voices. It stops the voices for you, Adam.
Speaker 1: The voices don't come in my head like they do.
Speaker 1: They come in your head. That's awkward. That's what they are.
Speaker 1: Always jizzen in my nogg. Adam has coming voices in
Speaker 1: the guys. That's what Adam hears in his head all
Speaker 1: day on the brink. I didn't know that was my girl, Kamala.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't know that was Kamala Harris. That's great. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is your president. No, it's not. She's not my friend.
Speaker 1: She's not vice president. She is a vice president. Dude,
Speaker 1: Biden's the puppet. She's pulling the string. Pull him a
Speaker 1: little harder because that guy looks asleep at the wheel.
Speaker 1: He's a friend, he's joking. But then I don't think.
Speaker 1: I think lifting weights while stoned, like slowly lifting like
Speaker 1: then I then I start to get sidetracked. That that's
Speaker 1: when I'll take like four minutes in between sets, and
Speaker 1: I'll just look at my phone and be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm working at four minutes. But the faster you move,
Speaker 1: I think the better the wheat is. Yeah, like for
Speaker 1: cardio or for polio or anything like that. Dude, fucking
Speaker 1: get stoned. I would like to see you going fast high,
Speaker 1: just to see if you think you're fast high or
Speaker 1: if you're actually fast high. Well, by the way, it's
Speaker 1: been a while since because of all my problems. Guess
Speaker 1: what else I found. I just found out. Oh he's
Speaker 1: got a sail nuh almen. We did an MRIs on
Speaker 1: my back last week. I have a herniated diss Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: what wow? What do you mean? Yeah, it's like that, right,
Speaker 1: is that right? Is that? So the in between stuff
Speaker 1: is popping out? Right? Yeah, it's leaking out the side leaking. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got two of those, That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: got two of those. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. So they're saying
Speaker 1: my back pain is that and then the hip and
Speaker 1: groin pain is my uh torn limbar in my hip?
Speaker 1: All right, So that's that's that's Hey, we got to
Speaker 1: the bottom of my my issues. It's time to get better.
Speaker 1: Does that come with age hemorrhagina? Back? Like, why does
Speaker 1: your shit leak out the side? What even causes that?
Speaker 1: If you put a lot of stress on your like
Speaker 1: if you were landing a ton or whatever, if you're
Speaker 1: dropping into half splits a lot for years, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: or if if if you're doing classic jazz splits, Adam
Speaker 1: and Prince have the same problem, right, if you're doing
Speaker 1: classic jazz spits uh at damn near forty years old
Speaker 1: on the regular without stretching, Yeah, you might get a herniated.
Speaker 1: I think it's just in line at Chipotle. But I
Speaker 1: think my shit is from trying to fucking skateboard. I
Speaker 1: think that's where I got money, from trying to jump
Speaker 1: in like never really yeah, landing it, but it's from landing.
Speaker 1: They said it's from landing. You never landed, That's what
Speaker 1: I mean. But I landed, so I was never able
Speaker 1: to That's what I said. I said that, So I
Speaker 1: got in front of that. Hey self burned, Sorry that
Speaker 1: was burned. So I already kind of was in front
Speaker 1: of that. He freaking be rabbited you. He eminem your ass.
Speaker 1: You thought you were gonna get him, but he already
Speaker 1: pointed out all his failures. I like that. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Hey that's not be Rabbit, dude. B Rabbit was his
Speaker 1: homie by the way, Blake. Sorry, my bad, My bad,
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. Hey, Kyle, I know you admit Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know you admitted it. You still didn't fucking land it. Dude.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's good that. I appreciate that. I know
Speaker 1: you said it, but you still didn't land it. It
Speaker 1: does hurt, It does hurt. Yeah, it works. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: to answer your question, Blake, I don't really know, because
Speaker 1: he says, it's like it's part of getting old, Like
Speaker 1: we're all shrinking. What the show on HBO? Like every
Speaker 1: every human is you've been talking to Emma. No, every
Speaker 1: human is shrinking, shrink, not if you're growing. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? Well, yeah, yes, like as after you
Speaker 1: were gone black. If you're Kyle, you you're yes, true, Kyle. Yes,
Speaker 1: children aren't drinking. I'm sorry, dude, I'm just he said
Speaker 1: every human, but every adult, you know, because when you're
Speaker 1: getting That's what I said. Did you you know you lose?
Speaker 1: Can we can we talk downsizing for a minute? That movie?
Speaker 1: Actually I do want to talk about this guy. This
Speaker 1: is a talk about downsizing. I never don't have to minimizing.
Speaker 1: I'm having like a real existential crisis because as you
Speaker 1: know him, like in the middle of moving and like, no, known,
Speaker 1: are you having your Marie condo? If you don't, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: this is the best transition we've ever had. If Blake
Speaker 1: is really transitioning, this is great. I am transitioning. That's
Speaker 1: another story. This is about. This is about what my
Speaker 1: fucking I can't get rid of my CDs. Bro, I
Speaker 1: think it's time, dude, Blake, Blake was dusty out. He
Speaker 1: was sending us texts the other night of like old
Speaker 1: CDs of like very old rappers that we new from
Speaker 1: like a solid ten years ago, and like people like
Speaker 1: bad music that was made by our friends. He just
Speaker 1: still has bad music, Like what, for example, yeah, what
Speaker 1: was I forget that exactly what CDs he had, But
Speaker 1: like it's you know, he just keeps he had one
Speaker 1: that I wanted to hear. I mean, I had Eric
Speaker 1: Griffin's first stand up comedy CD. Yeah that's great. I
Speaker 1: gotta go through my ship. Yeah sure, yeah that's right. Okay,
Speaker 1: so bad comedy. Sorry, but you gotta keep that for
Speaker 1: like leveling out tables and stuff around the house, dude,
Speaker 1: But I have I have so many CDs. Eric's gonna
Speaker 1: text me and be like, come on, man, but thanks
Speaker 1: for the mention. Do I just throw them all or
Speaker 1: sell them to a meet? But do I get rid
Speaker 1: of them? No? Just keep them? Just keep them, dude.
Speaker 1: You don't sell them to a meet. Dude. No, dude,
Speaker 1: I have too many. Turn them into furniture or something.
Speaker 1: How many do you have? What's the what's the count?
Speaker 1: Because is this your whole life? This my whole life,
Speaker 1: that collected CDs? I have nine bin throw them all away,
Speaker 1: throw them away, nine bins, throw everything away? Okay there,
Speaker 1: hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa. There must be something you
Speaker 1: can do with nine bins of CDs. Wait, what is
Speaker 1: a bin? I don't know how. What's the quantity in
Speaker 1: the bin? How many is in the bins? A big? Big?
Speaker 1: It's big. I love how you go, I have nine
Speaker 1: bins as opposed to just going I have nine hundred CDs. Well,
Speaker 1: it's way more than nine hundred. It's way more than
Speaker 1: nine hundred. It's way more than nine hundred. You got
Speaker 1: to have. Well, I don't know what. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the bin is? So is it
Speaker 1: one thousand? Well, what do you mean you don't know
Speaker 1: what a bin is. It's a big plastic bin, right,
Speaker 1: a big plastic big How big is the bid? Yes? Right?
Speaker 1: So how many CDs is that I have? What's in
Speaker 1: the bed? Let's say what's in the bin? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta get points. I gotta get every day. Yes, Hey,
Speaker 1: who are you giving those points to? Because I just
Speaker 1: said what's in the bin? And they said I didn't
Speaker 1: have points? I I don't think you said what's I
Speaker 1: think I said how much is in the bin? I
Speaker 1: said what's in the bin? I said, what's in the bin? Todd?
Speaker 1: Can we run it back please? And let's get the points? Right?
Speaker 1: I don't run it back. Okay, this is like those
Speaker 1: commercials with the guys like I gotta throw a flag
Speaker 1: on this one day. First of all, Blake keeps throwing
Speaker 1: points to the wrong guys. He gave it to Dir's
Speaker 1: earlier when Kyle self inflicted the burn, and he deserved
Speaker 1: those points. It feels natural to give it to me.
Speaker 1: I actually think that Dirs said what's in the bin first?
Speaker 1: If that's what we're arguing about right now, Is that
Speaker 1: what we're arguing about right now? We gotta go to replays. No,
Speaker 1: I swear I said it. I said it first. I
Speaker 1: said Todd, who said it first? Who said what's in
Speaker 1: the bad him? I hope you said it first. It's
Speaker 1: been I've had too many points this episode. I pray, Hey, hey, regardless,
Speaker 1: it's another blowout. There's got another blowout on his hand. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't need the point changing diapers
Speaker 1: over here. We gotta blow out any points for that, Hey,
Speaker 1: don't do it for the points. Dad points. To answer
Speaker 1: your question, Blake, throw everything away? You don't. You're such
Speaker 1: a pack rat. Yes, you have so much stuff. And
Speaker 1: I think your your girl is really good for you
Speaker 1: because I think she's encouraging you to get rid of
Speaker 1: some of your You call them collectibles. A lot of
Speaker 1: people would call them garbage. One man's trash is another
Speaker 1: man's treasure. Blake, get a storage unit. Kyle, don't, Kyle,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm gonna marry both these guys things. Don't
Speaker 1: get rid of them. And also Bank get a storage unit.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with the storage because it's just trash. Go
Speaker 1: through the CDs and make some sort of like around
Speaker 1: your entire house. You can frame like nine to twenty
Speaker 1: to sixty four CDs of different size, like your favorite shit,
Speaker 1: by genre or by whatever, like you could turn this
Speaker 1: into something dope. Also, hang on the CDs because I'm
Speaker 1: trying to listen to some Neil Young guess what not
Speaker 1: on Spotify. Gotta go to my CDs or at least
Speaker 1: to my computer. Yes, Joni Mitchell, not on Spotify. Gotta
Speaker 1: go some more right day Lassole. Finally back, go through
Speaker 1: them and save your top one thousand. Get a guest
Speaker 1: CD book and save your top one thousand. But I
Speaker 1: know this guy has twenty five thousand. Do you think
Speaker 1: you have twenty five thousand? Compacting you get rid of
Speaker 1: the Free Willie soundtrack, you will never forgive yourself. That's
Speaker 1: why I mean, we had a collection, Blake. We've gotten
Speaker 1: rid of a collection like this, and we got rid
Speaker 1: of our energy drink drink collection. And I've been playing
Speaker 1: pickaball so much energy. You said energy dink hey, give
Speaker 1: him negative points. I would buy him. That's that's a
Speaker 1: pickleball term energy dink um. But energy collection, how do
Speaker 1: you feel about that? I mean, that's a good test
Speaker 1: of like I'm I'm, I'm I'm fine, dude, good, he's
Speaker 1: good with it. Fine. I wish I wish we took
Speaker 1: pictures of everyone. Yes, so we had some sort of
Speaker 1: filing of it. That is big. Remember the idea I had, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is good. But here's the different guys. I think
Speaker 1: I'd have a true like disorder because I really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, I really get like, I get overwhelmed, and
Speaker 1: I get like and I get like sad and I
Speaker 1: and I start to have anxiety when I am confronted
Speaker 1: with this stuff and no, I have to throw it away,
Speaker 1: get rid of it. Like letting go of something that
Speaker 1: you have a memory of is actually challenging. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but but you still will you still have the memories,
Speaker 1: you know, just keep you keep, They go away, they
Speaker 1: go away. If you're not looking at the stuff constantly,
Speaker 1: there they go away. I was like the devil on
Speaker 1: my shoulder. Yeah, but he's not looking at this stuff constantly,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that's true stuff that
Speaker 1: he hasn't looked at in two years, and then he
Speaker 1: digs it. It's it's trash at that point, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, because because I got T shirts
Speaker 1: from high school that I just broke back out like perfect,
Speaker 1: but you can fit in close from high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I thought I thought it was gonna be like
Speaker 1: six five or whatever. So I wrote like l's and XL.
Speaker 1: I was obviously like swimming in them in high school.
Speaker 1: Now they fit a little tight um. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe I have the same disorder. He is my son.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, okay, drs. For instance, I was also looking
Speaker 1: through all my like graphic novels I but have a ton,
Speaker 1: but I'd never reread any of them. I like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should reread it, Like I mean, I reread a
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't reread all of them all the time,
Speaker 1: but I hang on to ones like I read Criminal
Speaker 1: again the other day. This is why I'm spiraling though,
Speaker 1: Like why do we buy anything? Like why do we
Speaker 1: have anything? Well that this is true, this is true,
Speaker 1: gets your library card on. They got graphic novels at
Speaker 1: the library now, yes, and CDs are all digital like
Speaker 1: it Just like I don't know. I would argue that
Speaker 1: you appreciate the artist, and so you want the most
Speaker 1: money possible going to the artist, even though it goes
Speaker 1: through a publish in a music when you stream, dude,
Speaker 1: it's pennies or pardon me, fractions of pennies that goes
Speaker 1: to these people. Yeah, yeah, that sucks. That sucks. Sod
Speaker 1: that sucks, but it does sucks. But I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I'm losing it over here. I don't know, I'm really
Speaker 1: fucking ship. Well before you throw them over, let me
Speaker 1: come over. I I sort of have the opposite problem
Speaker 1: where I don't save anything. Yeah, like I will just
Speaker 1: kind of get rid of right into the ocean. That's
Speaker 1: why I just spike it into the Indonesian scenes. You
Speaker 1: brought so much stuff to Indonesia. I brought so much
Speaker 1: old trash with me just to add to the collection.
Speaker 1: Not so much plastic like that. Just yeah, every I
Speaker 1: collected every straw I've ever drank out of and then
Speaker 1: just dumped it right overboard. It was actually easy. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm like when you send because everyone from while,
Speaker 1: you'll send out posts like that where you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: look at this old thing or these old T shirts
Speaker 1: from like the season one rap party and stuff, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that'd be cool to have. But then
Speaker 1: I'm also like, why why would that be cool to have? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing it. I'm not gonna wear it. Depends
Speaker 1: I guess on how you operate, Adam. Aren't you building
Speaker 1: your museum like what you gotta have all this stuff? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that suits. My museum's gonna suck, dude. I want the
Speaker 1: crutches from seventh grade. I want the grips, the grips
Speaker 1: from the wheelchair. Hey, the thing is, like most museums,
Speaker 1: you just buy another one, You get another one, you
Speaker 1: age it, make it a strip, gets told, and then
Speaker 1: say that it is the thing that you're saying that
Speaker 1: I forgot. That's how museums work. Yeah, that's how museums work.
Speaker 1: None of it's real, dude. They're not actually relics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not relics. I really thought we were gonna reignite
Speaker 1: the flames of planet Hollywood and bring it back. That's
Speaker 1: not happening. Well, we could do we could do ours,
Speaker 1: Planet Kucamonga. How about this? How about this, I give
Speaker 1: you all of my stuff, you keep it, and then
Speaker 1: in twenty years, when we start our collective museum, you
Speaker 1: will have all the stuff I drop it on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I got I got the raw weeds and
Speaker 1: jeans I took a half rack of all my wardrobe
Speaker 1: from alcoholics, like I have every like office wardrobe, like
Speaker 1: the green, the pink, and the yellow. I got one
Speaker 1: each of those. Love the yellow. I got like, I
Speaker 1: got a bunch of shit that I'm just sitting on that.
Speaker 1: I think someday I'm gonna auction off when there's like
Speaker 1: well maybe for the earthquake. I don't know, I gotta
Speaker 1: figure it out. Oh, what's up? It was a big
Speaker 1: earth Oh yeah, that big earthquake. A lot of people died.
Speaker 1: It's a problem. And where was that again? Turkey turkey, yeah, man, turkey.
Speaker 1: Yeah sucks. Thing sucks. Well, that's the whole Murray Quando thing, right,
Speaker 1: who mure Quondo, that's the whole thing, she says, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you take things outdo is not a martial arts player. Wait,
Speaker 1: Murray Condo a minute, I say, how did I say
Speaker 1: it wrong? It's condo, right, Condo? I say, Quando? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not Tai Kwando. All right, Well, but you take everything else.
Speaker 1: So when you're when you're moving, you're forced to do
Speaker 1: this in a major way. You take everything out, and
Speaker 1: then what makes the cut you put back in the
Speaker 1: drawer or whatever. And if you never wear it if
Speaker 1: you never fucking care about it, if you don't give
Speaker 1: a shit about it, it goes in the bin, the
Speaker 1: trash bin, not the savings bin. Yeah, but dud dude,
Speaker 1: that doesn't work with me, or the recycling bin, or
Speaker 1: take it to salvation for me or the donation band.
Speaker 1: I'm at Goodwill all the time with stuff. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: A lot of Goodwill runs me too, That's what I'm saying, though,
Speaker 1: That fucking that little hack doesn't work for me. She's like,
Speaker 1: hold the things in your hand, does it spark joy?
Speaker 1: I always sparks joy. Everything sparks joy, exactly. Yeah, then
Speaker 1: you keep it well. Now I have infinity things and
Speaker 1: not a lot of them have a lot of joy,
Speaker 1: I guess very joy. What I'm saying is put put
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is put them, re reframe your experience
Speaker 1: with them. Okay, I'm not literally frame, but like you
Speaker 1: could frame some of these you could you could build,
Speaker 1: you could stack them into a chair that you have
Speaker 1: in the corner of a room where like you can
Speaker 1: read on the side the coffee table. These are all
Speaker 1: are Kelly CDs. I'm not sitting here. Yeah, dude, I
Speaker 1: did find that by that Ben. I was like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: still slaps. I was like, whoa, I just opened up
Speaker 1: physical evidence. Oh yeah, number one. Yeah, another way to
Speaker 1: phrase it. You did listen to a lot of his
Speaker 1: music growing up, that's it another way. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Like just I'm saying. What I'm saying is change the
Speaker 1: way that you interact with the CD is if you
Speaker 1: don't look at them. Now, maybe there's a better way
Speaker 1: to do that, right, yeah, because they definitely just are
Speaker 1: sitting in a closet in my garage. Right. You could
Speaker 1: always get a bunch of like instead of bins, you
Speaker 1: could ditch the plastics and put them all in their
Speaker 1: own CD cases, you know, so just have your books,
Speaker 1: you know, the little fucking books of CDs. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm saying, get take your top five
Speaker 1: hundred or top one thousand. You keep the artwork. You
Speaker 1: can keep the artwork. You don't have to keep the plastic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you slide the artwork behind the CD and put the
Speaker 1: CD right in front and in the little sleep. But
Speaker 1: then the back, the back one is trapped in the
Speaker 1: jewel case. It's gone forever. Oh yeah, you can't really
Speaker 1: get you can't get the back one night and if
Speaker 1: you got one like Midnight Rods, that's where you really
Speaker 1: see everybody's face on the BA. That's the only reason
Speaker 1: to because everything we're saying like, yeah, besides Neil Young,
Speaker 1: like all of this stuff exists five times in my life.
Speaker 1: I have them all on my laptop, I have it
Speaker 1: all on my phone. I have it. I can just
Speaker 1: search it on Apple Music. I'm just hanging onto this
Speaker 1: weird physical thing that's weird, wild stuff. No, I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: I have a whole record collection and I don't know
Speaker 1: why I have it except for when I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I want to remember when I bought this
Speaker 1: record and do something abnormal and listen to music in
Speaker 1: a different way. Yeah, Like I want to actually just
Speaker 1: put a side on, Yeah, and then I want to
Speaker 1: be like in the conversation and be like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I gotta flip the side, you know, Like I just
Speaker 1: want that. Yeah. But Kyle, how oft and do you
Speaker 1: do that? I'm saying not that often gets over as
Speaker 1: soon as the first side is over. He's like, it's
Speaker 1: really and truly it's like maybe you get through the
Speaker 1: first side, doesn't even go on. That's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: it probably happens like once every year. I'll throw a
Speaker 1: record on that I like, and I'll do the both
Speaker 1: sides and then I'll be like, Okay, that's enough. I
Speaker 1: won't put another record on after that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? But how often do you put the one
Speaker 1: record on? I think, like I have it in my
Speaker 1: studio up here, so I put my records on like
Speaker 1: maybe once or twice a month. Okay, that's fine. Oh
Speaker 1: that's a lot. That's a lot. Then yeah, then you key,
Speaker 1: Maybe I have a record player and some records, and
Speaker 1: I think I put them on a total of zero times.
Speaker 1: I never took the record player out of the bob.
Speaker 1: Why did you get it? Or did you get sent
Speaker 1: to you? I think I'm multiple record players. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was gifts. Yeah, people give it as gifts. And then
Speaker 1: I'm like, WHOA cool, I'm gonna get into this, and
Speaker 1: then I like buy a record, being like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: listen to this, and then I just what record you buy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What have you bought? Yeah? Cool? And again off I mean,
Speaker 1: if I know, probably Black Keys, yea, I guess because
Speaker 1: they came out with the vinyl of their stuff right there,
Speaker 1: you go. But then I'm like, nah, that's too much,
Speaker 1: too much. Just listen to say right, I meant to music. Yeah,
Speaker 1: play me a playlist. I would like the best music
Speaker 1: another one. I guess. The one thing about sifting through
Speaker 1: those CDs and those albums is like you you see
Speaker 1: them and then you go like, oh shit, like what
Speaker 1: what was on that album? I do remember liking it,
Speaker 1: and then you put that album on and yeah, but yes, Blake,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you keep them. Well, that's the best thing
Speaker 1: about albums too, is you get those you get those
Speaker 1: cool tracks. You get the tracks that you don't hear
Speaker 1: often you'll never hear them again. Well, okay, beyond the music,
Speaker 1: because I see keeping the music, you're my heead It
Speaker 1: brings you much joy. But then you have other stuff
Speaker 1: I do. I have a ton of T shirts. I know,
Speaker 1: you just have a ton of shit, yeah, that you
Speaker 1: can get rid of. So if the music really is
Speaker 1: a thing that you're having a really hard time, keep
Speaker 1: the music. But then I know you have like collectibles, toys,
Speaker 1: and probably just other bullshit that you absolutely don't books,
Speaker 1: tons and blankes. You take these T shirts and you
Speaker 1: repurpose them, you cut them into a blanket just just wear. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a new quilt with your favorite rock stars. You
Speaker 1: can sleep with your favorite bats. Pretty cool. This is
Speaker 1: the kind of justification that keeps everything around. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do something with it. One night, I literally went on
Speaker 1: YouTube and I said, like, should I throw my you know,
Speaker 1: you speak into your remote, like should I should I
Speaker 1: throw my CDs away? And then like there's the two
Speaker 1: minimalists like dot com whatever, and they make some good points,
Speaker 1: and then there's ten like do not get rid of
Speaker 1: your CDs. Never get rid of your CDs. Music will
Speaker 1: disappear at some point and you have to keep them.
Speaker 1: And it's like maybe I have to and the people
Speaker 1: will get rid of them. They are just creating this
Speaker 1: thing where we all feel bad that someone's able to
Speaker 1: like just get rid of all this stuff, when really
Speaker 1: you need to hold onto your bear. There's your bear.
Speaker 1: We got a labyrinth situation. Oh do you like a lipstick?
Speaker 1: Here's some lipstick, misters. I don't think you learned anything
Speaker 1: from her. Well, I still have my CDs, but I'm
Speaker 1: like they're just in the trunk of my car. Wow,
Speaker 1: I know, but you probably have fifty or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have like and they're all like from a very
Speaker 1: specific time in my life. Yes, it's all like, hey, wow,
Speaker 1: if I ever want to listen to Chumba Wombo's tub thumping, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have that Puke Green, which is every weekend that
Speaker 1: specifically comes on somewhere every day. Yeah. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: one of the that's one of the first records I bought.
Speaker 1: Really was it really? Yeah? I know, dude, Oh it
Speaker 1: spoke to you, but I wish it was. I really do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you ever want to listen dig out Marcy's Fastball.
Speaker 1: That's Apple that's on a serious XM lithium probably three
Speaker 1: times a week. Right, that's true. I don't have accent, dude.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about how much K rock is now
Speaker 1: just an old oldie station? We can? What's k rock? Like?
Speaker 1: I'm driving a lot lately. I haven't driven in LA
Speaker 1: for years now, welcome back, and I'm driving back and
Speaker 1: forth from Hollywood down to One County, Uh, several times
Speaker 1: a week now. We'll path and we'll pap, we'll path
Speaker 1: and it's like an hour hour and a half drive.
Speaker 1: So you're listening to a lot of radio and my
Speaker 1: XM subscription has like run its course it's and I
Speaker 1: would have to like call something you got it for
Speaker 1: free for a year, ye oh yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: paid for it, and then like I think that credit
Speaker 1: card was expired. Okay, yeah. I was like, because they're
Speaker 1: gonna re up without you even knowing, but yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah no, because normally I would just yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: so it's always on when I get it's not working.
Speaker 1: So I'm listening to a lot of K rock. Thing
Speaker 1: they play is Sublime, T That's dope, Red Hot? Are
Speaker 1: you reading a list three days? I'm telling you it's
Speaker 1: like and those are three of my favorite bands. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, where's the new rock? Do they just not exist?
Speaker 1: Rock is dead? Rockets to me? Is it? Or it
Speaker 1: just isn't. It isn't the sound that K rock subscribes to.
Speaker 1: But there's no new music for them to get to
Speaker 1: get listeners. Well there's I mean, there's like Turnstyle. There's
Speaker 1: like a handful of bands. No no, but nobody's listening
Speaker 1: to match music. Yeah, they were nominated for Grammy. How big?
Speaker 1: It's how big Grammy. I don't care if they win
Speaker 1: a Grammy. The world does Turnstyles. That fucking album rocks?
Speaker 1: What about No, they don't. Dude, nobody gives a fuck
Speaker 1: who who won? Um, everyone was tripping because like Bonnie
Speaker 1: Rate one a Grammy and it's like, nobody listens to
Speaker 1: Bonnie Rate anymore. I'm not saying, bro, it's not saying
Speaker 1: she doesn't go, but I'm saying nobody listens to anymore.
Speaker 1: Sure it's not the same. I yeah, I understand what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Like Turnstile is one of my favorite bands
Speaker 1: right now. Taco Bell commercials. They're fantastic. Yeah, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: they're they're big, but it but the difference they have
Speaker 1: to be that's the only way to get well. Of
Speaker 1: course make money, yeah, you have to play that game.
Speaker 1: But the difference between like a big band now and
Speaker 1: a big band, that's what I'm saying. In Blake the nineties,
Speaker 1: the biggest is it's night and day. It's like they
Speaker 1: like a big band in the nineties was fucking huge, rushing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the way they're not gonna make money playing current bands.
Speaker 1: They gotta play Oasis right well. Because also I don't
Speaker 1: think people go to They're not I don't think people
Speaker 1: go to the radio to discover music. They're not going
Speaker 1: to k rock to be like they used to. They
Speaker 1: don't anymore. They used to they go there to hear something.
Speaker 1: Where the fuck do you go to discover music? But
Speaker 1: they're just playing when people used to go to the radio.
Speaker 1: They're playing that music to give them that feeling that
Speaker 1: we're talking about when you go through your CDs and
Speaker 1: you hit a little right. Well, that's like. That was
Speaker 1: like jack FM. But I'm also like, is any other
Speaker 1: radio station Jack FM was like that ship when we
Speaker 1: were growing up. It was like it would give you
Speaker 1: the fucking weird shit that you would get them wasn't
Speaker 1: around when we were growing up. We were in like
Speaker 1: our eighteens to twenties, like when we were in la
Speaker 1: That was when it was no But that was when
Speaker 1: radio kind of died. Yeah, that whole thing was based
Speaker 1: in nostalgia. There was no new music. It was like
Speaker 1: you go there to hear the ship that you downloaded
Speaker 1: off of Kaza or Lime wire bro that was what
Speaker 1: it was. And Morpheus. Yeah, it was a random ass
Speaker 1: station where you went to hear Laza. My question is,
Speaker 1: is any other station in the country plane sublime the
Speaker 1: way k Rock plays Sublime? Now, I think that's their
Speaker 1: motto is like, we play Sublime the only one. We're like,
Speaker 1: we are the last station that is just churney out Sublime.
Speaker 1: And I like Sublime, but I'm like, I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: every fifth song. I've been listening to it a lot,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, here we go again. What
Speaker 1: about WAP? I don't know what w BAP is. Oh
Speaker 1: good radio, Dead radio, that's what well, that's what was
Speaker 1: kind of weird what XM started to do that. I
Speaker 1: noticed they started dedicating stations to bands, Like there was
Speaker 1: a Grateful Dead Radio. But then now there's like Pearl
Speaker 1: Jam Radio there. This is on Series Serious XM. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but these are these are bands curating bands, aren't they?
Speaker 1: Sometimes that what the idea is behind it. I was like,
Speaker 1: we like this. There's a Springsteen channel. There was a
Speaker 1: great there's one. There's one station that they rotate in
Speaker 1: like this month or this week, it's going to be
Speaker 1: all Bowie or all Linda Ronstat. I'm saying, mine just
Speaker 1: stays on Margaritaville, baby, because baby, you're saying it's stuck. Yeah, stuff,
Speaker 1: my button is broke, it rained, it doesn't have a
Speaker 1: roofs just staying on can't figure it out, lost the man,
Speaker 1: you can't figure it out? Here is the closest. Is
Speaker 1: there a Margaritaville in California? I was wondering this this morning,
Speaker 1: Universal City Walk. Baby, Hello, No, no, a resort, a resort,
Speaker 1: not a not a resort. I want a vacation at Margaritaville,
Speaker 1: you know, like the Sandals. Now here's a real question.
Speaker 1: Can we franchise Margarita build? Because yes, that is a
Speaker 1: thing that we By the way, yes, there was a
Speaker 1: Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville Broadway show and I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 1: sent it to you. Yes, you're right, Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was off Broadway. Yeah. I think there's a margaritea Ville everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he got. I think that we need to build
Speaker 1: the Margarite of Ville. Campbell's chunky Margarita Ville. Yummy. Hey
Speaker 1: the Beach Boys are they still a band? Kind of
Speaker 1: well Brian Wilson still sings it, yeah, because they are
Speaker 1: playing when I enter the auditorium or whatever for because
Speaker 1: I'm the King of Mardi Gras, And when I enter
Speaker 1: the auditorium or whatever, the Beach Boys are will be performing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, that's that's sick. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought they like, aren't I wonder if it's gonna
Speaker 1: be Brian Wilson. Do you I wonder if Brian Wilson
Speaker 1: is gonna fucking sing? Dude? Hey, I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: that'll be sick if they aren't, right, because he kind
Speaker 1: of went a wall. But then the other dude, Mike Post, Michel,
Speaker 1: Mike Love, and Bruce Johnson Todd is saying, are the
Speaker 1: only original members Brian Wilson doing his own solo tours? Yeah, smile,
Speaker 1: I love, And I think Mike Loves kind of went
Speaker 1: a little weird as well. Well hell yeah, well we'll
Speaker 1: we'll get a meet him, blake. So wait, isn't Mike Love,
Speaker 1: who's the basketball player last name Love who played on
Speaker 1: Kevin Kevin Love. Isn't that his uncle? Right? Is that true? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought so, Hey, this is some tea. Hey it
Speaker 1: is it is? If Dirt says it with his eyebrow
Speaker 1: for r Yes, that is true. Okay, great, Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I never knew that. Oh my god, wow,
Speaker 1: mind blowing. Can you imagine being like, my uncle is
Speaker 1: a beach boy and I'm seven feet tall and I
Speaker 1: played professional basketball, so we all just kind of roll. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just kind of Thanksgiving's cool. Thanksgivings cool. I hope
Speaker 1: one of I hope dirs. You just have a giant,
Speaker 1: a giant kid, you and me both. Yeah, he's giant,
Speaker 1: fucked a giant. I hope your kids end up being
Speaker 1: fucking h Yeah, so they could be professional athlete like
Speaker 1: Alison Wonderland feet out the window style dude, real big boy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's real, big boys. I remember seeing that image as
Speaker 1: a kid and being like, whoa got her leg is
Speaker 1: going out the fucking window and her head went out
Speaker 1: at chimney. Yeah, yeah, when she eats that first fucking
Speaker 1: cookie or whatever. Yeah, fucking sick dude. Alison Wonderland was
Speaker 1: a trip bro. When's the last time you put that
Speaker 1: one on? I need to do that. I got kids,
Speaker 1: I put that shit on. Yeah, I got kids. Did
Speaker 1: they fuck with it? Remember how many drugs used to
Speaker 1: be in children's cartoons? Rip it up? Kids? There were
Speaker 1: so many drugs in cartoons. Would be a lot of
Speaker 1: drugs in cartoons. There's so many drugs and cartoons they
Speaker 1: had to make the Ninja turtles tell you not to
Speaker 1: do drugs. The Turtles had to come out and be like, dude,
Speaker 1: just say no, it's not cool, Like you've got a
Speaker 1: tight fifteen seconds. Hey, Blake's ready for fucking stay guys,
Speaker 1: come out to the comedy store. I got a tight. Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: come on over to my place. I'm back stage. Blake,
Speaker 1: come through the cree. I say, okay, you remember you
Speaker 1: remember kids cartoons with there were so many drugs that
Speaker 1: the Ninja Turtles I had to tell you not to
Speaker 1: do drugs. And there's the lights, the lights on and
Speaker 1: the lights on, and that's my time. That's like, that's
Speaker 1: my time. That was That's always my favorite when stand
Speaker 1: ups like don't know how to wrap up their set,
Speaker 1: and I mean I've been I'm guilty of this too.
Speaker 1: When they when they look up and they're like, oh
Speaker 1: and that's my time. Thank you guys so much. They don't.
Speaker 1: They don't finesse just one more minute, you're saying, right right,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's supposed to be like a taper down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't just like end on a laugh
Speaker 1: and say thank you good night. Yeah. They they're like
Speaker 1: they're sort of like, well, time to get off, that's
Speaker 1: my time, Like all right, just go at the same time.
Speaker 1: I remember going to stand up a lot with Adam
Speaker 1: and like learning protocol of like the light with comedy
Speaker 1: and what the light means is you have to get
Speaker 1: off stage right, yeah, And you know how like comedians
Speaker 1: they try to make it real casual. They're talking and
Speaker 1: then they'll give like just like the little head, but
Speaker 1: then bros will run the light and like the light
Speaker 1: will keep flashing them. So eventually, like after like the
Speaker 1: third time, they're like, no, I saw it, I saw it,
Speaker 1: but you know the light guy wants to be then
Speaker 1: then get the fuck off the stage too. Then get
Speaker 1: the fuck right, dude, I know. I mean, like dude.
Speaker 1: There used to be comics that would come to the
Speaker 1: improv and just run it by like fifteen twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: where you're like they're doing like a fifteen twenty minute
Speaker 1: set and then they're up there for thirty forty minutes
Speaker 1: and you're like Jesus up because that means that every
Speaker 1: other your comic yeah, is like gonna have a late bedtime.
Speaker 1: They get backed up, and then a lot of other
Speaker 1: comics have like gigs across town that they're trying to
Speaker 1: do both spots and then it just fucks everything up.
Speaker 1: Gigs and hahas adam, did you ever run I can't
Speaker 1: remember if you ran the light at the Improv? Did
Speaker 1: you ever do that job? Oh? Yeah? Had the flash
Speaker 1: up like actually yeah, yeah, I did, like actually run
Speaker 1: the scheduling of the show and be like, bro, you
Speaker 1: gotta get off. I did. I did for like a month.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of great shows at the Improv,
Speaker 1: like a lot of it's like one of the best
Speaker 1: comedy clubs in the country. There's also some bad shows.
Speaker 1: And one of the bad shows I fell asleep during
Speaker 1: and it's my job to run the music and the light,
Speaker 1: so like comics on stage, it sucked. I was like
Speaker 1: probably a little hungover, and I'm sitting there watching it's
Speaker 1: my job to give him the light, and I straight
Speaker 1: up fell asleep. And it was like a more amateur
Speaker 1: style night because it hints them sucking so like the
Speaker 1: guy didn't have enough time to keep going so he
Speaker 1: never got the lights. So I guess he was like, uh, okay,
Speaker 1: so what do do you want to talk about? And then
Speaker 1: then they run over to me they like shake me
Speaker 1: away and they're like, okay, you were having a crazy dream.
Speaker 1: To their credit, they didn't fire me. They were just like,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess back to answering the phone and
Speaker 1: back to the front door. Bro. I love the idea
Speaker 1: of somebody always being like can I tell one more? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just one more? All right, Well I guess I can't. Guys,
Speaker 1: thank you good night. Yeah. Why don't they just play
Speaker 1: them off like an award show, just start playing the
Speaker 1: music while their sets gone. That's a good idea. Well,
Speaker 1: well that has happened. Okay. Hold, I've seen that happen before,
Speaker 1: where a comic is going way too long and they'll
Speaker 1: just slowly turn on music wild and then raise up
Speaker 1: the volume or sam Man just Sam Man sweeps them off. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: straight up. The Apollo. Yeah, it was people people would get.
Speaker 1: But but also it's like you saw that was such
Speaker 1: a great job because you saw like, yeah, bring back
Speaker 1: the wanting less. Certain people were at a certain level,
Speaker 1: and then they would come in and they think they
Speaker 1: can run the light. They and they showed no respect
Speaker 1: the politics, and then a few years later their career
Speaker 1: dips a little bit and they don't get the same
Speaker 1: spots that they used to. They don't get the same
Speaker 1: love at the club. But if they came and they
Speaker 1: just crushed push and they did their time and they
Speaker 1: were applied to everyone, they would still get their spots.
Speaker 1: And it just showed like how like just being a
Speaker 1: good guy and not being a dickhead to everyone like
Speaker 1: kind of puts people ahead in this business and in life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you get a little star by your name if
Speaker 1: you like run the light? Like do they start to
Speaker 1: be like, yo, this bro runs the light. No? No,
Speaker 1: but it's like no if you are the type of
Speaker 1: guy that just runs the light. But usually people that
Speaker 1: are running the light are having like a career moms. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're entitled right where they're like it's happening where they're
Speaker 1: like hot. So they're like, you know what, fuck this,
Speaker 1: I don't I shouldn't just be doing twenty minutes. I
Speaker 1: should do forty minutes. If I want to do forty minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the ego, man, the fucking ego. Bro, the ego. It'll
Speaker 1: bite you, baby. But that was a cool job, just
Speaker 1: learning that so early on and just going like being
Speaker 1: like twenty years old when I worked there twenty one,
Speaker 1: twenty two and just being like oh yeah, like you
Speaker 1: really saw like Ebbs and flows and how that can happen, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just people's ship cools off for real quick. Yeah, A
Speaker 1: good perspective when you're coming up like like who like
Speaker 1: who Blake Um? Who was the guy who said he
Speaker 1: liked the smell of cookies? That guy was hell of funny?
Speaker 1: And then I never saw him again? Uh do dov
Speaker 1: David off? Yeah, dude, that guy was hell of fun
Speaker 1: Oh well he did. He did fine for a long time.
Speaker 1: Where did he go? I haven't seen him in a
Speaker 1: long time? He did? Okay, Yeah, he did all right,
Speaker 1: and he moved to New York and I think he's
Speaker 1: still doing the same material. Oh that's it. Would you
Speaker 1: say he's a comics comic or what would you say
Speaker 1: about him? I think he's very super super funny, but
Speaker 1: just it didn't ever write anything else, like who wrote
Speaker 1: his like hour and then just stuck to that, right wow.
Speaker 1: So then you can get like, yeah, because you could
Speaker 1: fall into like I don't want to do anything new, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have anything new, yeah, because he crushes with that, right,
Speaker 1: But then like after I mean it's been like fifteen
Speaker 1: plus twenty years that he's doing the same type of stuff.
Speaker 1: Maybe he still likes the smell of cookies. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: doing different stuff now, but I know, I mean there
Speaker 1: for a while I knew that that was the case
Speaker 1: with him specifically. And he is very, very funny, and
Speaker 1: I hope he is writing new stuff because he's he's
Speaker 1: a crusher, total character. I love his whole stee Wait,
Speaker 1: who was the guy who opened for us at Comedy Cocktail,
Speaker 1: who played the guitar, who just had a set, the
Speaker 1: tightest set, It would crush no matter what, no matter where.
Speaker 1: Henry Phillips. Henry Phillips was a very funny still is.
Speaker 1: Probably haven't seen him forever. Oh what were his songs?
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember his songs? I can't remember. I
Speaker 1: also can't remember. I probably has seen. I know that
Speaker 1: it went redheaded. There's a one percent guarantee that Blake
Speaker 1: has a CD somewhere. I could dust it off. I'll
Speaker 1: burn it for you, dude, even though I have no
Speaker 1: CD CD ROM But I got an external. He had
Speaker 1: the jokea where he was like in bed with his
Speaker 1: girlfriend and he was like, He's like, tell me what
Speaker 1: you like and she was like, I like when people
Speaker 1: do this, and he was like people, how many people
Speaker 1: here right, Hey, guys, like I said, crushes crush, Well
Speaker 1: that's one of my favorite Jeff Ross jokes that made
Speaker 1: me last so hard where he goes high. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I got a date with a porn star and and
Speaker 1: she says, well, I have to work Tuesday, so how
Speaker 1: about Wednesday? And he goes, how about Monday? Yeah? So good?
Speaker 1: Yeah good, Hey, let's end on that. Let Hey, I say,
Speaker 1: oh what if our podcast is us doing other people's
Speaker 1: stand up jokes of a kind of cool other people's job.
Speaker 1: This is menie. I am. I'm getting a little itchy though.
Speaker 1: I've I've been asked to get up and do stand
Speaker 1: up lately, and I'm it's been a long while since
Speaker 1: I since my special. I really I I haven't gotten
Speaker 1: back up since then. That's pre COVID. So now I'm
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, now that I have some time on my hands,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hop back into the stand up port. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. That's a pandemic material. Yeah, yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1: That's great. Oh so much, so much pandemic. I haven't
Speaker 1: even been at the clubs. I bet they were overrun
Speaker 1: by pandemic material where audiences were like Jesus Christ. I'm
Speaker 1: here to get away from thinking about the pandemic, and
Speaker 1: every comic just goes on stage and talks about it
Speaker 1: for you know, dip right back into your love for life, Adam,
Speaker 1: and I think you're gonna have some winning jokes out there, baby, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: are you hitting the note gorilla aspart? Just do some
Speaker 1: gorilla assphart and let's go do dust off the classics.
Speaker 1: I like the classics, play the hits. Yeah, I'm here
Speaker 1: to see Gorilla probably read some new one. I'm here
Speaker 1: to see some juicy quatre shit. I want new material.
Speaker 1: I want some new divine material. Yeah, Kyle, hell yeah,
Speaker 1: even when you're working it out, I'll be there to
Speaker 1: watch you work that shit out. That's my favorite part.
Speaker 1: I'm watching you do it. Oh yeah, splinter Dick, don't
Speaker 1: be gay, he's still doing that one. The fumbling. No,
Speaker 1: that was that was a real or. That was one
Speaker 1: of my first first bits. I would say that was
Speaker 1: what was the bid exactly? It was like a gay guy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, uh, I'm gonna go it was it was
Speaker 1: bench is this part of one of your take back.
Speaker 1: It was like a guy trying to a guy bench
Speaker 1: pressing and uh and he's like, ye, don't be gay, dude.
Speaker 1: As he's like tea bag in his eye socket and
Speaker 1: like doing all this super gay stuff. He's like, suck
Speaker 1: my dick, don't be gay. It was it was an
Speaker 1: early it was an early sit. It's a strong friend
Speaker 1: early bit. Yeah, yeah, early, it was an early bit.
Speaker 1: It's it's been finessed a very homophobic man that is
Speaker 1: obviously very close right or not not not that closet. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: I just want to take back that I said B
Speaker 1: Rabbit was Eminem's character. Yo, I know eight Mile, and
Speaker 1: I just like, oh I know it. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: evidence it wasn't wasn't he was b Rabbit? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Yeah, Eminem was be rabbit friend. Well
Speaker 1: that's cheddar Bob. His friend is cheddar Ball. His friend
Speaker 1: was b rad No, he is b Rabbit because he's
Speaker 1: white like a rabbit. His friend is cheddar Okay, Adam,
Speaker 1: I would like an apology immediately, because that's been eating
Speaker 1: away at my soul. I'm like, okay, Well, then I
Speaker 1: I evidently don't know eight Mile, which I'm fine. Dude.
Speaker 1: Now you have another take back. Well, I I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that I I hopped on making fun of you for
Speaker 1: not knowing eight mile. Wow man, but but what apologies
Speaker 1: never have? But you's a therapy, bro, that's a therapy
Speaker 1: backed up. So you immediately retreated. And because I offended you. No, no,
Speaker 1: you you wait, you're gonna take back your apology because
Speaker 1: he immediately retreated and decided not to fight you. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying that need to stand up for himself. He
Speaker 1: needs to stand up. Well, I need to do a
Speaker 1: lot of thing. I need to throw out fucking four
Speaker 1: thousand CDs too. But whatever, we'll work on you next time, Okay,
Speaker 1: no Ice, Nice dude,