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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the morning show.

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Speaker 2: This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I don't need you judging me, you people.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know I have to wake up in

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Speaker 1: the morning and take a shower and brush my teeth

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Speaker 1: and come in to deal with you too, just like

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Speaker 1: you do me. I may have a hoarding problem with corn.

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Speaker 1: I just wish you would share.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, goes bad, know that.

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Speaker 1: Then then you gotta get new corn. I have this thing.

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Speaker 1: Every time I pass a farm stand, I've got to

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Speaker 1: roll in to corn. I have nine, count them, nine

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Speaker 1: cobs of corn.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so bring some in for the rest of us tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: I would love to do something with the cob.

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Speaker 1: And I am sorry that should I bring batteries as well.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I need to cook.

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Speaker 1: I need to cook my corn. I'm gonna cook my corn.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring you fresh corn tomorrow. I swear to you.

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Speaker 1: I'll get more corn today. See that's what I would like.

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Speaker 3: I mean, because I think they pick it overnight, right

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Speaker 3: like the early morning after.

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Speaker 1: You gotta eat it the day after they pick it.

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Speaker 1: But I have like two day old corn in there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna you know.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever done the thing like I saw on

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Speaker 2: TikTok where you put it in the microwave for a

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Speaker 2: few minutes or seconds and then you can just pull

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Speaker 2: the thing off of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, all the time, you pull the strings off everything. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to try tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna bring your corn. I'm bringing fresh

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Speaker 1: corn tomorrow. But that means I have to go to

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Speaker 1: my corn retailer once more. Some people have drug dealers.

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Speaker 1: I have a corn dealer. Some people are addicted to porn.

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Speaker 1: I'm addicted to corn. So I don't know. So stop

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Speaker 1: judging me. I hear what you're saying behind my back

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Speaker 1: about my corn obsession. Anyway, I just love corn, that's me.

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Speaker 1: Well let's move on. As you can tell, I'm obsessed.

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Speaker 1: But you know, just saw tang it off the cob

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Speaker 1: with a little butter and salt and peppers.

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Speaker 3: All you need to do. Just let you know you

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Speaker 3: try it off first. Right, you're not putting those those

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Speaker 3: cobs of corn in a front, no, no, no, But

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Speaker 3: you gotta cut it off really close to the cobs.

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Speaker 1: You can get some of that corn juice. You gotta

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Speaker 1: get corn juice.

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Speaker 4: Can anything happen to you from eating too much corn?

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Speaker 4: Like if you have too much carrots you turn a

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Speaker 4: little orange?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, okay, let us know if anyone would know.

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Speaker 1: It's me. People are scolding me on text. It's called

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Speaker 1: ears of corn. I know they're also called cobs of corn. Yeh,

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Speaker 1: the cob is acceptable. I don't need I don't need

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Speaker 1: people correcting my cob, my corn cob language. I meant

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Speaker 1: to block them. All right. Let's it's called kind I

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Speaker 1: know it is. It's also called cobs of corn. Get

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Speaker 1: out of here, you're blocked. Go listen to Howard. Yes, yes, scary.

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Speaker 5: What am I crazy for never wanting to eat the

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Speaker 5: corn off the cob directly? Because I feel like my

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Speaker 5: cheeks get greasy with butter when I'm going to corn.

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Speaker 1: And it goes between your teeth. No, no, absolutely no, no. Alex

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Speaker 1: is the same way. He has to have it cut

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Speaker 1: off this yeah, okay, here.

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Speaker 2: If you have braces, you have to have it cut off.

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Speaker 2: Because my kids had braces. I had to cut all

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Speaker 1: Because I couldn't.

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Speaker 5: All right, because I've been judged before by my own family.

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Speaker 5: They're like, what are you doing sitting there with a

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Speaker 5: knife and a plate?

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Speaker 1: Now you're fine, You're fine, totally acceptable. As long as

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Speaker 1: you get that corn in your corn hole, you're good.

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Speaker 1: All right, We got to go around the room. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna see what's on your mind. We are missing Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: She we'll be back to morrow. If she's feeling fine,

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Speaker 1: we'll check in with her later today, make sure she's

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Speaker 1: doing cool. We'll start with you, Danielle, what's on your

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Speaker 1: mind today?

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Speaker 2: So my son had to get some blood work the

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Speaker 2: other day for school, and we're sitting there and I'm

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Speaker 2: waiting for that lady to say to me, okay, sign

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Speaker 2: here for your son, blah blah blah, And they never

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Speaker 2: said it. They turned around the paperwork and said to

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Speaker 2: him sign here, and I go what she goes? He's eighteen, Like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, how did this happen? How did I

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Speaker 2: let this happen?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's signing his own paperwork. This is ridiculous. Has

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Speaker 1: he has he perfected his signature yet?

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Speaker 2: Oh he's practices his signature?

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Speaker 1: Or you know what, Danielle, that was a ride of passage.

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Speaker 1: I remember being a kid, I had to start signing things.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I want my signature to have a certain look. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's how he's doing that looks but I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, how did this happen? How can he sign

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, next time he signed something, he'll be putting you away. No,

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Speaker 1: that'll be my husband. He'll be putting me away. Send

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Speaker 1: them both away signature love you, love you mom. I

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Speaker 1: know that's cool. He's eighteen years old. Danielle. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how it happened. It's crazy, I know. I know.

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Speaker 1: Celebrate with a with a nice corn dinner. Okay, producer Sam,

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Speaker 1: what's up with you today? So you're addicted to corn? Elvis?

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Speaker 4: And yesterday my husband pointed out that I apparently am

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Speaker 4: addicted to robes, which I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: That was a thing.

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Speaker 4: But I have six, and he said that is a

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Speaker 4: wildly above average amount of robestone. So he's requested that

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Speaker 4: I donate a couple of them, which I will do

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Speaker 4: because I'm a strong person.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to wait, wait, wait, how many

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Speaker 1: robes do you have? Again?

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Speaker 4: Six?

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of rope.

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Speaker 4: There's different textures there's different temperatures. Some are like house robes,

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Speaker 4: some are plush after shower robes. I love my robes, man, But.

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Speaker 1: How many robes do you have?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: I think one, just one?

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Speaker 2: Don't Actually I have two. I have a silky one,

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Speaker 2: and then I have a heavy like yeah, comfy one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I have a karalo ha and I have

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Speaker 1: I have an Norwegian Cruise line robe I still and

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Speaker 1: also I have a it's an over fancy robe. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to talk about it. I want to see

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Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, it was versa. It was given to

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Speaker 1: me as a gift. You know, trim down your robe

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Speaker 1: by three, your robe wardrobe by three. You're good? Hey, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: what's going on with you today?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 6: Yes, you know, my son off to college and we've

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Speaker 6: joined this message board that's on Facebook and it's parents

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Speaker 6: who have sent their kids away and the things they're

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Speaker 6: being asked. These are the two that struck me. Yesterday

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Speaker 6: somebody asked their parent, do you know what kind of

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Speaker 6: milk I drink at home?

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Speaker 1: Number one? Wow?

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Speaker 6: The second one was I have an open chip bag

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Speaker 6: but no clip?

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Speaker 1: What do I do?

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Speaker 6: Did you do anything for yourself at home? Come on now,

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Speaker 6: those are fair questions.

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Speaker 1: Gotta be honest. I don't even know what kind of

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Speaker 1: milk I drank. What do I do you drink milk

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Speaker 1: flavored milk? I guess I don't know. Hey, scary, what's

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Speaker 1: up with you today?

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Speaker 5: I just want to say hello and shout out to

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Speaker 5: our own Andrew. And he was just a very thoughtful guy,

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Speaker 5: because yesterday, in the middle of nowhere, I got the

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Speaker 5: most random text from him. He goes, Hey, my uncle

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Speaker 5: got his hands on a fresh salmon and we just

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Speaker 5: cutting it all up, and I want to just stop

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, what ready, sushi grade salmon? I can

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Speaker 1: just like put it in soy sauce and just throw

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Speaker 1: it in my.

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Speaker 5: Mouth and it yeah, And I'm like, I would love some,

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Speaker 5: but I was on my way out to dinner, so

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Speaker 5: I you know what, it was the thought that counted.

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Speaker 1: God. I wish you would have asked me today though,

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Speaker 1: because I got nothing to eat.

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Speaker 5: But man, oh man, imagine that just what the most

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Speaker 1: My uncle has a fresh salmon and we're giving it out.

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think anyone in my life

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Speaker 1: has ever said it to me? You know what I've got.

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Speaker 1: We've got a fresh salmon packed no, because I'll be

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Speaker 1: over in ten minutes. I got fresh salmon coming right up,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I love that got them? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: love some salmon. Random a salmon from your uncle. Let

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Speaker 1: us know we all want some to Hey, uh, straight night,

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Speaker 1: what's up with you? Okay?

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Speaker 3: I I think I'm gonna trim it down to like

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Speaker 3: three outfits that I wear on rotation. I hate doing laundry.

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Speaker 3: I have piles of laundry everywhere. And then I started thinking,

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Speaker 3: why do I even need like a dresser or place

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Speaker 3: to put the laundry. I'll just keep it in the dryer,

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Speaker 3: and when I need it, I'll just take it.

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Speaker 1: Why I leave it in the dryer? I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Who am I trying to impress.

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Speaker 1: I'm married. You guys are like family.

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Speaker 3: I got nobody left to impress in my life. I

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Speaker 3: don't care.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. You know what. I don't blame you.

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Speaker 1: I gave up. I gave up on trying to worry

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Speaker 1: about other people a long time ago. That's why I

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Speaker 1: own sixty five black T shirts I counted.

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Speaker 2: I like the new Simon Cowell because we only had

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Speaker 2: the black T shirts.

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Speaker 1: I only wear black T shirts. Did you see me

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Speaker 1: out of a black T shirt? That means I just

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Speaker 1: got really really weird that morning.

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Speaker 2: You had an orange T shirt on.

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Speaker 1: Today, I'm like, what's going on? I know, because I

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Speaker 1: got sixty five dirty T shirts in thee oh. Well,