WEBVTT - Mrs. Mashgalopsis Needs a Munchkin Shaved

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones happened?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Danielle, what's it all about? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So miss Moscallopsis is going to pull a nail salon

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<v Speaker 3>because Lily, who works there, said that June, who owns

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<v Speaker 3>the salon, always gets these crazy people that call and

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<v Speaker 3>she can't stand it. So she says, why don't we

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<v Speaker 3>just mess around with her? So that's what that's what

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<v Speaker 3>she does.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Miss Marshcallopsis does very well. She's probably the

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<v Speaker 1>most irritating woman on the planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you can't help but love her. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Moscaso.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, el maoh, yeah, hello, I love to make an

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<v Speaker 4>a poem.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to come in there and get my stuff

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<v Speaker 1>taken care of.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you want to come today?

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<v Speaker 2>I think?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I come tomorrow? Can you take care of my

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<v Speaker 4>lump on the side of my foot? And it's been

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<v Speaker 4>really bothering me and I just won't get it taken

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<v Speaker 4>care of.

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<v Speaker 5>You have a bump on your foot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I was talking to my son Marvin about it, and

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<v Speaker 4>Marvin said that it's called a bunchkin, And so he

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<v Speaker 4>said that if I went to the nail salon.

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<v Speaker 1>They will take care of my bunchkin.

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<v Speaker 5>No no, no, no, no no, we don't. We don't

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<v Speaker 5>do bunions. We don't do that. No no, no no.

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<v Speaker 5>We do manicure for the year. We do shave shit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right. But that's right.

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<v Speaker 6>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>My son mother said you were gonna shave my bunchkin.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I come in?

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<v Speaker 5>No no no no no no no no no. We

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<v Speaker 5>don't do that.

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<v Speaker 6>We don't do that.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't. No, no, you guys go you need to

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<v Speaker 5>go doctor for that. No no no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I come in a like a seven am tomorrow morning?

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<v Speaker 5>No no no. We don't open to a anyway, but

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<v Speaker 5>you need to go doctor. We don't do We don't

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<v Speaker 5>shave bunyon. We don't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>But my son others said that you would you would

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<v Speaker 4>shave my bunchkin. Can I come in at seven am?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I got to be home before my loan and

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<v Speaker 4>order pieces.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me, No no, no, you listen to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen to me. We do not do that. Don't do that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>you need to go doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>You do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor.

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<v Speaker 4>I need a nail salon because you take care of

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<v Speaker 4>people's feet at the nail salon. You soak them in

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<v Speaker 4>that nest tub and you give me the massage, and

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<v Speaker 4>I really like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we do the wax, we do the nail polish.

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<v Speaker 2>We do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, we hip now, but we don't do bunnyon.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, but I don't feel sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't have to go to the doctor. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel sick.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm calling to confirm my poem in for tomorrow

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<v Speaker 4>morning at seven am.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, you are wasting your time.

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<v Speaker 5>No one's gonna be here. Okay, we don't do punion.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's a bunnyan? I'm not a My name is miss

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<v Speaker 1>moscallapsis not bunyan. Miss what moscallapsis?

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<v Speaker 5>My moscallaposes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, huh, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I am going to live in. I'm not being an

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<v Speaker 1>old lady.

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<v Speaker 5>But I can hear you here.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to yell.

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<v Speaker 4>I can hear. I know what you're saying. You just

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<v Speaker 4>don't want me to come in because I'm old.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't like old people.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, you are crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you are cruey.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot talk to you right now.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I know I want to talk to you because

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<v Speaker 4>we talked about were good nail. Nothing's wrong with my nails.

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<v Speaker 4>It's my big toe on the right foot.

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<v Speaker 6>Lily's falling, ma'am. We we can't help you here. It's okay, human,

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<v Speaker 6>it's okay. I got it's okay. I'll take care of it.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't do that.

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<v Speaker 6>We don't do butons I know, I know it's her feet.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think she quite understands everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we all now you have a problem.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you're not listening.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you we don't do what you need. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, do you give a senior discount?

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<v Speaker 5>Why are you laughing?

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is a phone tap? Turn around and tell

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<v Speaker 1>Lily thank you so much for putting you on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Lily. Oh sorry, I can't believe you. This is oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 6>in the morning show.

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