Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones happened?
Speaker 2: All right, Danielle, what's it all about? All right?
Speaker 3: So miss Moscallopsis is going to pull a nail salon
Speaker 3: because Lily, who works there, said that June, who owns
Speaker 3: the salon, always gets these crazy people that call and
Speaker 3: she can't stand it. So she says, why don't we
Speaker 3: just mess around with her? So that's what that's what
Speaker 3: she does.
Speaker 1: That's what Miss Marshcallopsis does very well. She's probably the
Speaker 1: most irritating woman on the planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't help but love her. Here we go,
Speaker 2: Miss Moscaso.
Speaker 4: Hello, el maoh, yeah, hello, I love to make an
Speaker 4: a poem.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I want to come in there and get my stuff
Speaker 1: taken care of.
Speaker 5: Okay, you want to come today?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 4: Can I come tomorrow? Can you take care of my
Speaker 4: lump on the side of my foot? And it's been
Speaker 4: really bothering me and I just won't get it taken
Speaker 4: care of.
Speaker 5: You have a bump on your foot?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was talking to my son Marvin about it, and
Speaker 4: Marvin said that it's called a bunchkin, And so he
Speaker 4: said that if I went to the nail salon.
Speaker 1: They will take care of my bunchkin.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no no, we don't. We don't
Speaker 5: do bunions. We don't do that. No no, no no.
Speaker 5: We do manicure for the year. We do shave shit.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. But that's right.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 1: My son mother said you were gonna shave my bunchkin.
Speaker 1: Can I come in?
Speaker 5: No no no no no no no no no. We
Speaker 5: don't do that.
Speaker 6: We don't do that.
Speaker 5: We don't. No, no, you guys go you need to
Speaker 5: go doctor for that. No no no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Can I come in a like a seven am tomorrow morning?
Speaker 5: No no no. We don't open to a anyway, but
Speaker 5: you need to go doctor. We don't do We don't
Speaker 5: shave bunyon. We don't do that.
Speaker 4: But my son others said that you would you would
Speaker 4: shave my bunchkin. Can I come in at seven am?
Speaker 4: Because I got to be home before my loan and
Speaker 4: order pieces.
Speaker 2: Listen to me, No no, no, you listen to me.
Speaker 5: Listen to me. We do not do that. Don't do that. Okay,
Speaker 5: you need to go doctor.
Speaker 2: You do that.
Speaker 1: Doctor.
Speaker 4: I need a nail salon because you take care of
Speaker 4: people's feet at the nail salon. You soak them in
Speaker 4: that nest tub and you give me the massage, and
Speaker 4: I really like that.
Speaker 2: Yes, we do the wax, we do the nail polish.
Speaker 2: We do it.
Speaker 5: Uh, we hip now, but we don't do bunnyon.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 5: No, no, but I don't feel sick.
Speaker 1: Why don't have to go to the doctor. I don't
Speaker 1: feel sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm calling to confirm my poem in for tomorrow
Speaker 4: morning at seven am.
Speaker 2: No, no, you are wasting your time.
Speaker 5: No one's gonna be here. Okay, we don't do punion.
Speaker 1: Who's a bunnyan? I'm not a My name is miss
Speaker 1: moscallapsis not bunyan. Miss what moscallapsis?
Speaker 5: My moscallaposes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh, you don't.
Speaker 2: You're not listening.
Speaker 1: I am going to live in. I'm not being an
Speaker 1: old lady.
Speaker 5: But I can hear you here.
Speaker 1: You don't have to yell.
Speaker 4: I can hear. I know what you're saying. You just
Speaker 4: don't want me to come in because I'm old.
Speaker 1: You don't like old people.
Speaker 2: Baby, you are crazy.
Speaker 5: Okay, you are cruey.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: I cannot talk to you right now.
Speaker 4: No, I know I want to talk to you because
Speaker 4: we talked about were good nail. Nothing's wrong with my nails.
Speaker 4: It's my big toe on the right foot.
Speaker 6: Lily's falling, ma'am. We we can't help you here. It's okay, human,
Speaker 6: it's okay. I got it's okay. I'll take care of it.
Speaker 2: We don't do that.
Speaker 6: We don't do butons I know, I know it's her feet.
Speaker 6: I don't think she quite understands everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, we all now you have a problem.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're not listening.
Speaker 2: I told you we don't do what you need. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's really nice.
Speaker 1: By the way, do you give a senior discount?
Speaker 5: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: Because this is a phone tap? Turn around and tell
Speaker 1: Lily thank you so much for putting you on the radio.
Speaker 2: Lily. Oh sorry, I can't believe you. This is oh
Speaker 2: my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tap.
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