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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones happened?

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Speaker 2: All right, Danielle, what's it all about? All right?

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Speaker 3: So miss Moscallopsis is going to pull a nail salon

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Speaker 3: because Lily, who works there, said that June, who owns

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Speaker 3: the salon, always gets these crazy people that call and

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Speaker 3: she can't stand it. So she says, why don't we

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Speaker 3: just mess around with her? So that's what that's what

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Speaker 3: she does.

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Speaker 1: That's what Miss Marshcallopsis does very well. She's probably the

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Speaker 1: most irritating woman on the planet Earth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't help but love her. Here we go,

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Speaker 2: Miss Moscaso.

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Speaker 4: Hello, el maoh, yeah, hello, I love to make an

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Speaker 4: a poem.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: I want to come in there and get my stuff

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Speaker 1: taken care of.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you want to come today?

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Speaker 2: I think?

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Speaker 4: Can I come tomorrow? Can you take care of my

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Speaker 4: lump on the side of my foot? And it's been

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Speaker 4: really bothering me and I just won't get it taken

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Speaker 4: care of.

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Speaker 5: You have a bump on your foot?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was talking to my son Marvin about it, and

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Speaker 4: Marvin said that it's called a bunchkin, And so he

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Speaker 4: said that if I went to the nail salon.

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Speaker 1: They will take care of my bunchkin.

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Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no no, we don't. We don't

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Speaker 5: do bunions. We don't do that. No no, no no.

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Speaker 5: We do manicure for the year. We do shave shit.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. But that's right.

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Speaker 6: Huh.

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Speaker 1: My son mother said you were gonna shave my bunchkin.

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Speaker 1: Can I come in?

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Speaker 5: No no no no no no no no no. We

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Speaker 5: don't do that.

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Speaker 6: We don't do that.

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Speaker 5: We don't. No, no, you guys go you need to

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Speaker 5: go doctor for that. No no no, no no no.

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Speaker 1: Can I come in a like a seven am tomorrow morning?

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Speaker 5: No no no. We don't open to a anyway, but

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Speaker 5: you need to go doctor. We don't do We don't

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Speaker 5: shave bunyon. We don't do that.

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Speaker 4: But my son others said that you would you would

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Speaker 4: shave my bunchkin. Can I come in at seven am?

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Speaker 4: Because I got to be home before my loan and

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Speaker 4: order pieces.

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Speaker 2: Listen to me, No no, no, you listen to me.

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Speaker 5: Listen to me. We do not do that. Don't do that. Okay,

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Speaker 5: you need to go doctor.

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Speaker 2: You do that.

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Speaker 1: Doctor.

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Speaker 4: I need a nail salon because you take care of

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Speaker 4: people's feet at the nail salon. You soak them in

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Speaker 4: that nest tub and you give me the massage, and

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Speaker 4: I really like that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we do the wax, we do the nail polish.

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Speaker 2: We do it.

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Speaker 5: Uh, we hip now, but we don't do bunnyon.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 5: No, no, but I don't feel sick.

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Speaker 1: Why don't have to go to the doctor. I don't

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Speaker 1: feel sick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm calling to confirm my poem in for tomorrow

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Speaker 4: morning at seven am.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you are wasting your time.

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Speaker 5: No one's gonna be here. Okay, we don't do punion.

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Speaker 1: Who's a bunnyan? I'm not a My name is miss

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Speaker 1: moscallapsis not bunyan. Miss what moscallapsis?

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Speaker 5: My moscallaposes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, huh, you don't.

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Speaker 2: You're not listening.

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Speaker 1: I am going to live in. I'm not being an

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Speaker 1: old lady.

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Speaker 5: But I can hear you here.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to yell.

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Speaker 4: I can hear. I know what you're saying. You just

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Speaker 4: don't want me to come in because I'm old.

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Speaker 1: You don't like old people.

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Speaker 2: Baby, you are crazy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you are cruey.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: I cannot talk to you right now.

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Speaker 4: No, I know I want to talk to you because

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Speaker 4: we talked about were good nail. Nothing's wrong with my nails.

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Speaker 4: It's my big toe on the right foot.

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Speaker 6: Lily's falling, ma'am. We we can't help you here. It's okay, human,

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Speaker 6: it's okay. I got it's okay. I'll take care of it.

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Speaker 2: We don't do that.

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Speaker 6: We don't do butons I know, I know it's her feet.

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Speaker 6: I don't think she quite understands everything.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we all now you have a problem.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you're not listening.

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Speaker 2: I told you we don't do what you need. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's really nice.

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Speaker 1: By the way, do you give a senior discount?

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Speaker 5: Why are you laughing?

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Speaker 1: Because this is a phone tap? Turn around and tell

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Speaker 1: Lily thank you so much for putting you on the radio.

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Speaker 2: Lily. Oh sorry, I can't believe you. This is oh

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Speaker 2: my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 6: This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 6: participates the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran

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Speaker 6: in the morning show.

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Speaker 5: H