1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: repeated everything I said about her. We'll get into that 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a few 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and 6 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 1: today's frank phone called NEF. What you got for us? 7 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:23,639 Speaker 2: Well, we are in the middle of uh this is 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 2: butt Man. We're about to call butt Man. Okay, that's 9 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 2: the name of it, butt Man. Yeah. Yeah, he been 10 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 2: xerox in his butt on the copy machine at the 11 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 2: job button man. Yes, he needs to. We need to 12 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 2: line people up. We can figure out who butt Man he. 13 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 2: We just take a listen, here we go. We're gonna 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 2: find out who butt Man is. You got a copy 15 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 2: of it, so we gonna we know we know it 16 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 2: when we see it. 17 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 3: Let's go cat Dom. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to read 18 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 3: Vaughan please. 19 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 2: VN. 20 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 3: This is Darius. Darius with Human Resources. How are you. 21 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 4: I'm doing fine? 22 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: Can Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken 23 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 2: place at the job. 24 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 3: You actually what floor are you on? Von? I'm all 25 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 3: for twelve floor twelve? 26 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 2: All right, so do you use the copy machine? That 27 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 2: often on that floor. 28 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 4: Not all the time, but I do use it every 29 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 4: once in a while. 30 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 3: Okay, every once in a while. So here's what's going on. 31 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:29,119 Speaker 2: There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon, 32 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 2: some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know, 33 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 2: this is just a proper procedure that we're having to 34 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 2: go through. So let me just kind of enlighten you 35 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 2: on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth floor has 36 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 2: copied their butt on a piece. 37 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 3: Of paper in the copy machine. 38 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 2: So someone actually sat up on the xerox machine and 39 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 2: copied their butt. Why someone would do that, I have 40 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: no earthly idea. But what's happening now is everyone on 41 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 2: your floor is going to have to come in and 42 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,279 Speaker 2: show their butt. So we're scheduling this now. I'm thinking 43 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 2: Friday at eleven a m. 44 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 3: Would that be so. 45 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 4: Y'all, y'all talk to y'all talking about y'll want me 46 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 4: to come up there and show show my show my 47 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 4: because somebody, I'm a grown man. Okay, I'm a grown man. 48 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 4: I ain't do that. 49 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I believe you. I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, 50 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 2: But just to clear your name, we have to. I 51 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 2: hate to say it, clear your butt as well. So 52 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 2: we want to make sure we're gonna find out whose 53 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 2: butt this. 54 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 3: Is on a piece of paper, that did this. We're 55 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 3: gonna find out, you're. 56 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,839 Speaker 4: Gonna find you're gonna find out who's You're gonna find 57 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 4: out whose cheeks those are, and you're gonna find out 58 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 4: real quickly. In our mind, I'm not doing that, man, 59 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 4: I'm not gonna come in. You said Friday. 60 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 3: You're doing this on Friday, Friday at. 61 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 4: Eleven, not coming at my day off. I'm pulling my 62 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 4: pants down. Let some strangers looking really look at my 63 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 4: look at my cheeks. Talking about somebody copied. I'm not 64 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 4: doing that. 65 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 3: I don't. I don't want to. 66 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 2: I don't want this to take a turn, von, because 67 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 2: right now, this is if you're not if you're saying 68 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 2: you're not coming in, then other actions will be taking 69 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 2: place if you don't come in and follow the precedure 70 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 2: that everybody's saying. Everybody else that I'm calling they have 71 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 2: to come in. 72 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 4: How many how many people work on that floor? 73 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 3: There's at least eighty plus people on that floor. 74 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 4: You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come 75 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 4: in drive on win work. So some strangers and we 76 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 4: don't even know can look at our look at our cheeks, 77 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 4: and I'm not gonna do that. I don't know who 78 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 4: did it, but I know they ain't me. 79 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 2: Well, somebody, somebody xeroxs their butt on the twelfth floor, 80 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 2: and we're gonna get to okay, but we're gonna get 81 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,119 Speaker 2: to the bottom of who did it and what you're 82 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 2: what you're not gonna do, von Is tell me you're 83 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 2: not coming in. What you're not gonna do? Do you 84 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 2: like your job here with this company? 85 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 3: Oh? 86 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 4: Okay, what you're not gonna do exactly? You're gonna fire 87 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 4: me because I'm not gonna show y'all my sweet goodies 88 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 4: just because you just because you're from HR you got 89 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 4: me food. If you actually expect me to think that 90 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 4: everybody that works from this floor is over here like 91 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 4: oh yeah, sure, I'll go with some strangers. Look at mine, 92 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 4: Look at my crack. You must be playing, no, sir, 93 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 4: not with me. 94 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 2: Okay, let me ask Let me, let me ask you this. 95 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,799 Speaker 2: Do you have a coworker named Andre? 96 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 4: Andre? 97 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,600 Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Andre. 98 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 2: Says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna put it 99 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 2: out here. Andre is stating that it could have possibly 100 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 2: been you. 101 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 4: Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have 102 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 4: been me? Smith, Andre, Why an't he trying to single 103 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,840 Speaker 4: me out? Like I even use that damn copier, not 104 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 4: around there playing games. I'm a grown man. He be 105 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,720 Speaker 4: out of his mind thinking he gonna say I did it. 106 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 2: All I know is he stated that you were a possibility. 107 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 2: That's what That's what he stated. 108 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 4: He said I was a possibility. That that's dumb. He 109 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 4: ain't have absolutely the reason to think. I don't even 110 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 4: use that copier, man, I use that thing like once 111 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,599 Speaker 4: every two to three weeks, everybody on that floor. 112 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 2: Okay, so out of once every two or three weeks, 113 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 2: is there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up 114 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 2: there and copied it? 115 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,479 Speaker 4: Not at all, y'all. Don't ain't even told me when 116 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 4: this happened. I probably wasn't even working when the booty 117 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 4: m You can you must be out your mind. You 118 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 4: can waste everybody else the time trying to bring everyone 119 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 4: in to get a free strip show, but you're not 120 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 4: gonna do that to me. This has to be unethical 121 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 4: and illegal on so many levels. You're trying to come 122 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 4: in and say everybody on the entire floor has to 123 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,919 Speaker 4: come show that. Geez, man, you must be kidding me. 124 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 4: What's your name? The whole time You're trying to call 125 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 4: me saying this is HR what's your name? Because when I. 126 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 2: I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human Resources. I told 127 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,160 Speaker 2: you that when I first. 128 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 4: Called you out and Darius, well, Darius, when I do 129 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 4: come into work, I want to see. 130 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 3: Let me ask you this VN. Do you know Leslie? 131 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 4: Leslie? I know that better not even say. 132 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 3: My name, but so you do know Leslie? 133 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 4: Yes, I know Leslie. She works it with me. So 134 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 4: you're trying to tell me that. 135 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 3: Leslie said, do you want to know what Leslie said? Yes? 136 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 4: I would like to know what Leslie says, so when 137 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,359 Speaker 4: I cuss her out, I get it right, Okay. 138 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 2: Leslie told me to tell you that this is nephew 139 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 2: Tommy from the Steve Harvey more. 140 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:28,919 Speaker 3: On the show. 141 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 2: And you just got pranked by your co worker Leslie 142 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 2: and and oh man, Leslie and Andre got me to 143 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 2: prank phone call you. 144 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 4: Man, dude, I was man, I was pissed. Your uncle 145 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:57,600 Speaker 4: is right, bro, somebody is gonna whoop your I bet 146 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,839 Speaker 4: I bet it this year. 147 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 2: All right, von tell me this, man, what is the 148 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 2: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in. 149 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 4: The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is dancing. 150 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 3: And now you have it? 151 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 2: Now, which out of our group do you think we copydy? 152 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 2: But which one out of. 153 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 3: Franks new hesitation on who? I mean you would win 154 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 3: the gold medal. 155 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 4: All of that? 156 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 3: So who is the Tommy? 157 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,239 Speaker 5: Let me ask you this, Who's the least likely one 158 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 5: of the ladies to do it? 159 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 2: The least likely one. I don't know, man, I think 160 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 2: they're all do its. Th ain't gonna lot to you think? 161 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 4: I know? 162 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 5: Call it call copy call. I haven't seen hotel. Too 163 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 5: many people to kiss her so ill she is still 164 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 5: copy of it in her. 165 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 3: Sign my email read the attachment. 166 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, we're like areas that you would suggested. 167 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,040 Speaker 3: Harry is over. 168 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: The vertical, horizontal my entire All right, all right, coming 169 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: up next strubbery letter subject He repeated everything I said 170 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: about her. 171 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 3: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy 172 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 3: Morning Show.