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Speaker 1: Are you doing the whistle thing again? Just off, Mike, Okay,

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Speaker 1: but you're back. Yeah, we've all been back.

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Speaker 2: Good man.

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Speaker 1: It feels good to be here on Wednesday, and I mean,

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Speaker 1: say Happy Veterans Day to all our veterans out there

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Speaker 1: that listen to our podcast. Do we have any veterans

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Speaker 1: that listen to our pod? I have no idea what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. Are you trying to do the Star Spangled banner.

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Speaker 2: Though it's some sort of a salute. Don't understand if

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Speaker 2: they're VET, That's why you didn't understand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a VET, so I had no idea

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Speaker 1: what that was. I was very confused. Let's see, do

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Speaker 1: we have any vets that listen to our pod that

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Speaker 1: I can remember? No, I can't. I don't know any.

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Speaker 1: I don't think anybody that we've met has told us

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Speaker 1: they were in the military at some point. But I

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Speaker 1: did see Randy Tour. I think that was right. He

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Let me go, and man, I'll have

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Speaker 1: to go to the Facebook page and look. But he

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Speaker 1: said surprise coaches convention tickets.

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Speaker 2: Now, one dude that wanted me to read your locks.

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Speaker 2: He was so pumped that I did that on Monday show.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad he was. I mean, there are stupid people

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Speaker 1: But man, it feels good to be here on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: You want me to hit the bone head?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no no no. Here we go here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you who it was.

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 1: Let me read the post again. Randy a tour. I

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Speaker 1: And if so, how do we get into it? Jessica

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Speaker 1: coming from Colorado. Maybe they're bringing the Weed Brothers with him.

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Speaker 2: Fregging the one people from Colorado. Middle of the convention

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Speaker 2: in Vegas. Hey, you guys want to talk football, let's go.

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Speaker 2: We're in the heart of playoff football. What you guys

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Speaker 2: want to talk. Hey, uh, Nuggets basketball is gonna be

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Speaker 1: Hey? What do you guys think about the Nuggets this year?

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Speaker 1: I haven't really getting much thought to it. NBA champions

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Speaker 1: This was a great question. Great question. I mean, he

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Speaker 2: That was was that before or after Ashley had half

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Speaker 1: She really definitely thought she was on the podcast. It

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Speaker 2: But if that's why you got to kind of shy

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Speaker 2: away from Vegas, yeah, I mean my sister feeling it.

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Speaker 2: I mean she came up to me post podcast and goes, hey,

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Speaker 2: you want some pizza? You want pizza? I go, what

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Speaker 2: for brunch? And also why are you feeding me like

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Garrett did hit me up and he said, do

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Speaker 1: I said no, we got Coaches Convention five and he said,

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Speaker 1: We can't just shift. People are already coming to Nashville

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Speaker 1: sore Losers dot Com. It's happening. Now, let's start the

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Speaker 2: At least your buddy's not Garrett. At least he's not

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Speaker 2: Billy typically, Hey, Cabo, Christmas, you coming. No, I'll be

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be the Texas Lottery.

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Speaker 2: How's it going. It's Veterans Day and I'm lunchbox. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Now, we never had those rules because we just played wherever.

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Speaker 1: Well, we usually played Foyle baseball when bad weather was

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Speaker 2: But you do need where you can go underneath the hoops.

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Speaker 2: You don't put a hole in the wall, because that

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Speaker 2: I came in. It lasted for two years. Nobody knew

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Speaker 2: where did that come from?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I mean it was a one heck of a secret

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like batter's box. He was one time running

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean you keep blinking like five hundred times. You

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Speaker 2: No, he was blowing out the other eye.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, dang man.

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Speaker 2: And that's disrespectful on him or is it on me

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, then that's how you get pink, guy, Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Because two feet aware from where I was fixing my eye. Well,

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Speaker 1: That's the sign I need to go. Time for me

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Speaker 1: old redhead, Man, Old Redhead. I just I can't. I

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's a sign for me to head out.

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Speaker 1: Hey, man, Redhead is on a schedule, though, Man, he

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Speaker 2: I'm not even worried about what's in my eye anymore.

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Speaker 1: Now, oh man, that that redhead dude. He likes to yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well, now I got nose issues. I got something in

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Speaker 1: No, man, you need more than that, buddy, you need

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Speaker 2: I got a pill for you. It's freaking tombs.

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Speaker 1: We need to figure out what you're eating, because boy, man,

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Speaker 2: Freaking bo oh man, all right, we're gonna and they

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Speaker 1: It just stays in there.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. If I was cleaning my eye,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh well, all right, yeah, enough of that talk.

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Speaker 1: No one wants to hear that. Man, No one wants

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Speaker 2: All I needed was a guy that was just gonna

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Speaker 1: Does everybody have that person in their office that does that?

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Speaker 1: And there has to be one per office? Right, we

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Speaker 2: At my house. It's my freaking cat. Yeah, I'll just

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Speaker 2: What do you know, goes a bathroom and it smells

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Speaker 2: like a human did it? Oh, Piper? I understand you

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Speaker 2: That guy blowing it out. Piper will be ready eleven

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Speaker 1: That's how kids are too. Man. Let me tell you here.

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Speaker 1: Let's get ready for bed, and you start helping them

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. Oh the one too, so loser?

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Speaker 1: What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: So I get the Times before I go into my intro.

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Speaker 2: I get the Times, the old Radio Times, and iHeart

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Speaker 2: just had the biggest quarter known demand podcasting. It made

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Speaker 2: a hundred It's public news a one hundred and sixty

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Speaker 2: So so we need to.

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Speaker 1: Pick up the downloads, is what you're saying. We need

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Speaker 1: There's this pie? Okay, there's this pie, and you're gonna

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Speaker 2: But I'm telling you we was a part of that

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Speaker 1: We weren't close to one hundred and sixty million.

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Speaker 2: Right, but do you understand it gives us longevity, staying power.

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Speaker 2: what was I was talking to Abby about podcasting. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or if your dad's supplying you with money and

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Speaker 1: Oh here you, ma'am, and you forgot to say your name.

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Speaker 1: But we'll be back right up to this. Right last night,

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Speaker 2: Do you need the crime pod? No, it would sound

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Speaker 2: That's what you need to sell.

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Speaker 2: Huh, what is happening? Does she is? She slow?

436
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,520
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, we're just doing it seventy five

437
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:40,440
Speaker 1: cents of glass. She goes ah, yeah, I'm not really

438
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,439
Speaker 1: feeling the hot chocolate right now? Is really hoping for

439
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,679
Speaker 1: more of a happy hour vibe?

440
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 3: Eh see an alcoholic I'm like, hey, dumb ass, like,

441
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 3: it's kids out here on a street corner, Like, what

442
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 3: do you think they're gonna be selling?

443
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,399
Speaker 1: Do you think they're gonna be doing apple Martini's? Like,

444
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,159
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, did you think though it was

445
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 1: that window for happy out Did you want that stirred

446
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 1: or shaking or did you want it neat well? I mean,

447
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I think

448
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm aboau have to pass it. And then and then

449
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,639
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, so I'm gonna have to pass on

450
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 1: the hot chocolate. I was hoping it is more happy hour.

451
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 1: She wants Bailey's in it, get out of here, and then.

452
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 2: Ah, white Russian lady, I tell you so A.

453
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, show me where you live so I

454
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 1: know I'm not on the road when you're driving, b

455
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 1: have you already started your happy hour the way you're well,

456
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,360
Speaker 1: I was really hoping for more happy hours, So I'm

457
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 1: gonna have to pass on the hot chocolate. Okay, kick

458
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 1: rocks lady, you idiot. And then she lingers. She hangs

459
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,719
Speaker 1: out there, just going so, how much have you sold?

460
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 2: Those good questions?

461
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 1: How's business?

462
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 2: What are you the BBB?

463
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 1: Have you thought about selling anything else? No, lady, they

464
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 1: did not think about selling Bailey's. I promise you they're

465
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 1: not going to be selling Margarita's frozen or on the rocks.

466
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 2: Uber driver told me you can put this moonshine they're

467
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 2: selling at liquor stores now. He said it's even better,

468
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 2: and baby, and I go and I bet it's ten

469
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 2: times as strong. How drunk are we trying to get

470
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 2: in the mornings people? Yeah?

471
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 1: And it was just like, wow, this is coral and

472
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 1: she just lingered and she's like, yeah, so good luck

473
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 1: with your hot chocolate. But once again, I'm gonna have

474
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,120
Speaker 1: to pass on the hot chocolate. And she finally walks away.

475
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: No need to say it three times that you're passing

476
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 1: on the hot chocolate. No need to announce to the

477
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: neighborhood that you're an alcoholic and that you've been drinking

478
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 1: since two pm. It was unbelievable. I was like, how

479
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 1: stupid are these people?

480
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 2: Let's be real. She didn't need the hot chocolate to

481
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 2: get warm. She was already warm.

482
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,199
Speaker 1: She was feeling good. And so then they finished with

483
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: my hot chocolate, and I'm like, all right, well, thank

484
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 1: you guys, have a good night. And I get my

485
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 1: hot chocolate and I start walking the dog and I

486
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 1: take a sip. Blah, my god, I've never tasted something

487
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,640
Speaker 1: so disgusting in my life.

488
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say it was hot.

489
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: No, it was cold, first of all. And it was

490
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: gone awful. It was so terrible.

491
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 2: You expected better from the corner stand of hot chocolate

492
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 2: in the neighborhood.

493
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 1: And I went back and I said, hey, what are

494
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: you guys putting in this? And they're like, oh, this

495
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: dark roasted chocolate. I'm like, no, that's terrible. Guys, get

496
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 1: nasty quick and just put the little powder in there

497
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 1: and mix it up. That was awful. And milk, yeah,

498
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: they were doing water.

499
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm more of a milk with the little marshmallows

500
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 2: in it.

501
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,120
Speaker 1: And they did ask me, do you want the big

502
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 1: marshmallows or the small marshmallows? And I said absolutely no, marshmallows.

503
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 1: Do not like marshmallows.

504
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 2: You didn't bring any home for the wife.

505
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: Did it was? It was cold, it wasn't good, and

506
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 1: so I took another sip and when I got out

507
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 1: of their site, tossed it. Yeah, it was over.

508
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 2: It's a shame. You'd expect a better product in a

509
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 2: wealthy neighborhood.

510
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: Well you expect. I mean, I think it was their

511
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 1: first time doing it, so they'll learn from their mistakes maybe,

512
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,679
Speaker 1: But buy whatever they were buying, dark chocolate roast. That

513
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: was the worst idea you've ever had in your life.

514
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 1: Nobody wants dark chocolate hot chocolate. You want milk chocolate

515
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,640
Speaker 1: and a lot of That's the thing. It's instant. We're

516
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: in this instant world. They just zap it and stuff.

517
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: They probably didn't even do a slow boil over the stove,

518
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: you know, they got the microwave, their microwave in that stuff.

519
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was a rough.

520
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: Day that lady. I was just like that, that's the

521
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: idiot I was talking about. That's the one. I was

522
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: just like, like, how dumb do you? Like? Really, no

523
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,479
Speaker 1: one's gonna be selling alcohol on the street corner at

524
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: five point thirty in the afternoon when they are probably

525
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: second or third graders. Don't even know how old these

526
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: guys were never seen him before.

527
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 2: Maybe she thought you were the dad.

528
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: Oh maybe, and then I have venmoded because there was

529
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: a Venmo there and I had already venmoded. And the

530
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 1: girl goes, hey, that's gonna be seventy five cents. As

531
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: I tried to walk away, say hey, I've venmode. You

532
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: calm down.

533
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 2: You can venmost under a dollar.

534
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 1: Why I did a two dollars because there were three kids.

535
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: Seventy five cents I felt like a quarter apiece. They

536
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 1: weren't really gonna make any profit.

537
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 2: It's tough with the Venmo. Even my hairdresser does a

538
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: new Venmo. Really, government's gonna see that she's from Russia.

539
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 2: Who not that it matters, but yeah, right, my cousin

540
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 2: she takes Venmo.

541
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, my cousin's ex husband. He was from

542
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: Russia and he refused to pay tax. He didn't pay

543
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: his tax. He was just like me, not to pay tax.

544
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 2: But my lady refuses to speak our language. We don't

545
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 2: speak the same language for fifty five minutes. It's complete silence.

546
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 1: There's no way your haircut takes fifty five minutes.

547
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's a shampoo. It's uh, you got shampoo conditioner.

548
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 2: She roumbs this other thing on it. A massage. Shed

549
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: massage the neck, she massages the ears, the lower head,

550
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 2: upper head. Then it comes to the haircut. And what

551
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: she taught me is through hand gestures Raymonds. I mean,

552
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 2: it's very difficult to understand, Raymonds. You'll see all of

553
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: these barbers when when they cut your hair. That's how

554
00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 2: she talks. Okay, she says, they just do the buzzer.

555
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 2: I use the scissors and the buzzer. So apparently if

556
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: you do the buzz and the scissors, it takes longer

557
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: for it to grow. So I don't have to go

558
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 2: back for two months. So she'll buzz the whole thing, Raymond,

559
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 2: and then I'll cut it and you'll three months. You

560
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: want to need to come back. So that's the thing.

561
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: No other technique anybody does that. And then she does

562
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 2: the blending and then she'll do the eyebrows. I'm there

563
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: fifty five minutes. It is the best. How much is

564
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: it thirty bucks I've ever spent in my life or shit,

565
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 2: she's not taking any more clients. I'm her only male.

566
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 2: I started with her on West End when I lived

567
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 2: with you found her in a hole in a wall.

568
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 2: I think it was a whorehouse and it was at

569
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 2: Strip Mall. This's Rundown.

570
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: No, I know what you're talking about.

571
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: I followed her from there to another place. Now I

572
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 2: drive thirty minutes to Franklin to a galleria. She has

573
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 2: moved up. She owns her whole own thing. She's a

574
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 2: multi millionaire. And she goes, Raymond, you're my only male customer.

575
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 2: I only have female who pay me five hundred dollars

576
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: for hair. Lie, but that will do your hair because

577
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 2: you're loyal, Raymond. Ten years. I've been with her, Raymond,

578
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: You're loyal to me. So she's not taking anybody else

579
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 2: that is incredible loyal to me. And I'm in there

580
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: for fifty five minutes and she's just rubbing one out

581
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 2: the entire time. I couldn't be more relaxed when I

582
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 2: leave that place.

583
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 1: That's really cool. Yeah that did you just see the

584
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: power go out?

585
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 2: I did. And And the tough thing is though I didn't,

586
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: I didn't carry it my story along with her. So

587
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 2: she met Bazer as my girlfriend. So she still thinks

588
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 2: I have a girlfriend because it all roots back to you.

589
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 2: I didn't want her to be nervous when she was

590
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 2: cutting my hair for my wedding so I decided in

591
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: that moment I was never going to tell her that

592
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 2: I was getting married because I just didn't want her

593
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: to be nervous and do anything different. And so I've

594
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 2: just never felt like telling her it happened because it'll

595
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 2: just work her up. So I've just never told her

596
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: I get married to Raymond. Oh, it was your girlfriend?

597
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 2: Are you ever going to marry her? No? No, I'm

598
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 2: not pulling the trigger just yet, see you later, all

599
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 2: right to Layman, maybe someday you get married. She married?

600
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: Uh?

601
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: I think she is, but I believe she has to

602
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: go home to see him.

603
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: Right month, RAYMONDO, you need to sell her you're married.

604
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: Tell her she will she?

605
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, that is so beautiful.

606
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: That is so beautiful, Raymond.

607
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 2: That tala. So five years ago you cut my hair

608
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: and I didn't tell you, but you were cutting my

609
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 2: hair for my wedding. And I'm sorry, Raymond.

610
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: Why would you never tell me that, you stupid meddle.

611
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: I just cut it, man, I didn't want you to

612
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: get nervous. Do you think I can cut a hand?

613
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: I do this for living. I do this for living.

614
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: You don't need to invite me to wedding, then I

615
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: invite me to wedding. I give you good gift. I

616
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: give you good gift.

617
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 2: And I have seen though like she's had to obviously

618
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,479
Speaker 2: because of inflation, increase her prices. But me and her

619
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: started about twenty bucks. It's graduate. It's now. I tip

620
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: her because she Nobody in the state does an hour haircut.

621
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 2: That that's amazing. She gladly gets fifty five dollars from

622
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: me holidays, I'll give her one hundred because I love

623
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 2: her that much. Whoa whoa she is rich rich no oh,

624
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,239
Speaker 2: if you provide a service that services me. She is

625
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: the best at what she does in the entire state

626
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: of Tennessee. Wow, Raymonds, I will see you in two months.

627
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 2: Nobody else does the scissors and the raison like I do, Raymond,

628
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 2: and we always hug, very affectionate kiss. She's a great woman,

629
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 2: a very great woman. Next lady that comes in right

630
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 2: after me one of her clients, she goes, how are

631
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 2: you doing? It's a Russian lady. I am doing good.

632
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: Her clients are only Russian. I'm the only American male

633
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 2: client of hers, and they all look at me, dude,

634
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 2: like I'm a freaking alien when I walk out. Why

635
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 2: is this guy at this galleria.

636
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: What's your lady's name again? Why you let that guy?

637
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: You let the American in here? Whats wrong with you? Girl?

638
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? You sleeping with a Raymond? No, No,

639
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: he's just loyal, loyal.

640
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 2: Well. And sometimes some of the other Russians there, clients

641
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 2: of hers, will bring their husbands and they sit outide there,

642
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: and whenever I walk out or I'm waiting in the

643
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: waiting room, I told you, hey, Victor, Bill, Hey, Victor,

644
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: I told you it up. Can sell. When I tell

645
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 2: you to can sell, you sell it. Or you're gonna

646
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 2: find me at the bottom of a cement creek with

647
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 2: a couple cements around your legy. I told you to

648
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: can sell. Hello, I tell you, I told you. If

649
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 2: you don't count at ten, one, two, ten.

650
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: We'll take a break. We're right back. Let's play your game.

651
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm ready to play.

652
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 2: It can be a game. Okay. So Baser had herself

653
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 2: a day. It was Veterans Day, and apparently everybody else

654
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: gets off except for us.

655
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: Oh man, let me tell you, no school on Veterans

656
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: Day and no work, and so after work, I had

657
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: a full day of stuff. I'm gonna tell you all

658
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: about it after you tell me about your game. But man,

659
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: we did it. We did a day.

660
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 2: So Baser goes to the mall with her friend, and

661
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 2: her friend has a daughter ages I guess, don't matter,

662
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 2: and the Sun's high school. They're awesome. The kids are great,

663
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 2: and Heather's her best friend and we hang out all

664
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 2: the time. And so they go to this memorabilia store

665
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 2: and Baser goes, all, right, let's surprise Ray because we

666
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: went and did brunch and the mall without me. I

667
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,959
Speaker 2: spent no money. I didn't get to enjoy anything. So

668
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 2: they said, let's get him one piece of memorabilia, the

669
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 2: cheapest thing there. Oh, for thirty dollars. You get a picture,

670
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 2: but you don't get to see what it is. It's

671
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 2: a mystery picture. You get to pick the team, though.

672
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: Is it autographer? Is just a picture?

673
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 2: It's a picture. It's autographed, and it's usually a significant moment.

674
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 2: Got it before I've done one for the Yankees? You

675
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 2: pay thirty dollars.

676
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: Wait, Yankees, did you get the moment Judge threw me

677
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: the ball and hit me in the chest.

678
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 2: It was not that time.

679
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, it's funny. I was looking through my

680
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: phone the other day and I saw the pictures. I

681
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: never posted the pictures of how close I was the judge.

682
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: I've seen him on your maybe.

683
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I haven't showed our listeners. I need to

684
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: do that.

685
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, do that, and so you can pick the team.

686
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 2: All that I got Charlie Hayes winning the World Series

687
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: for the Yankees fifteen years ago. Not this time. One

688
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 2: of the other times I've done it before, got it autographed.

689
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: I'd say it's probably its exact same value, paid thirty

690
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: It was probably thirty bucks.

691
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a call for Mineral Wells, Texas. Maybe

692
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: it's not all you good listening in?

693
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,719
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, keep here for the police officers committed back

694
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: switching to declare the audio. Okay, yes, oh I've been shot. Hi,

695
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: thanks for holding for me.

696
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: This is Charles calling for the Police Officers Committee. We're

697
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: having our back to Blue awareness campaign Sadly, our police

698
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: officers are being assaulted and attacked.

699
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 2: While doing their job.

700
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: I got good.

701
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 2: That is not good organization.

702
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: I gotta pay my child lawmakers who will fight for legislation.

703
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for fighting for us, Thank you

704
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: for writing us back again.

705
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 2: What do I get a free Maglite.

706
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: What I get that call once a day?

707
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: Well, see the phone calls I get are from? Where

708
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 2: are my phone numbers from? From Lansing, Michigan, And so

709
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 2: I always know their robo calls. But they're able to

710
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 2: know my first three numbers, so they must. But I

711
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: don't know why they would have the number the same number. Oh,

712
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 2: they're doing those things that do random phone numbers, so

713
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: maybe they just plug it in so it's random Lancing

714
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 2: phone numbers because it's always five one seven, And I'm like, well,

715
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: I know nobody there, so fake delete huh.

716
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know anybody from Mineral Wells. I just

717
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: and it's a different number. Every time that thing calls me,

718
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: they leave a voicemail.

719
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 2: It's different, but mine always starts out East Lancing five

720
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 2: to one seven.

721
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: Interesting.

722
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 2: Okay, So back to the mystery. So the mystery is

723
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 2: they said we have crime music because it is a mystery. Okay,

724
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 2: So they said, let's get ray Evol's when it's thirty dollars.

725
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: It could be an absolute crapper. It could have been

726
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 2: this is the worst player involves history. Um, basically the

727
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 2: Tea Higgins. I would say, the team at this point

728
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 2: Nico imamal Lamalovu a team photo, so this year would

729
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 2: be less than thirty dollars. Oh, so they get me

730
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 2: this photo valls for thirty dollars and I open it

731
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: when they when Baser comes home and brings it to me.

732
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: Okay, it's wrapped up in like brown paper or what

733
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: it's in a Manila envelope.

734
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 2: God can't see into it.

735
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: So how big are we talking about?

736
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: It's just eight by ten?

737
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: Got it? It's not framed, not framed? Okay, thirty dollars,

738
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 1: eight by ten?

739
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 2: And even if you got do you know the sport

740
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 2: before you buy it? Well, yeah, it's not gonna be baseball.

741
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: I think it does, say falls football. God it so

742
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 2: you know it's good football.

743
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: That narrows it down. Okay, got it? I know who

744
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: it is.

745
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 2: So I will tell you they paid thirty for it

746
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 2: and the photo I got?

747
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: Is it awesome? Just tell me?

748
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 2: Is it awesome? We made an absolute of money on

749
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 2: this photo. It's way more than thirty dollars. Okay.

750
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: That means that there's only one option. I mean the

751
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: way that you explain it, there's only one option. There's

752
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: only one player in Tennessee football. History that is good

753
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: enough to rack charge more than thirty dollars raising the

754
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: head coach hypel No, no, because he went to Oklahoma.

755
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: My first thought was Curtis Martin because I thought you

756
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: were gonna say, oh, he's a good Tennessee player. I

757
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: think he went to Tennessee. I don't know, but it's

758
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: got to be Peyton Manning. It's a Peyton Manning photo.

759
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: Don't know what he's doing in the photo. Maybe he's

760
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: taking his helmet off after a big win, or throwing

761
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: the trutch down. He throws his two arms up, So

762
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: it's Peyton Manning signed photo.

763
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 2: Incorrect. I will tell you we looked it up online

764
00:36:54,640 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 2: and this photo signed is worth one hundred and fifty

765
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 2: dollars on multiple sites. So we won five times our

766
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: money on this poll. In the biz, we call it

767
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,720
Speaker 2: that's a good pull. So I hit up my friend Heather,

768
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 2: and I said, tell your kids that was a good

769
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 2: pull because there was three different balls pictures they could

770
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 2: pick from, and they had their daughter, Zippy picked the

771
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 2: one and so she picked this five times the money

772
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 2: I need to I probably need to pay her, so

773
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 2: she needs a finers fee.

774
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: What other Tennessee football players are there. I don't know

775
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: any well, well, oh, Hindon Hooker, Well.

776
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: He in my opinion, I have his jersey on the wall.

777
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: He was actually QBR one of the highest. He was.

778
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: He was the highest QBR rated quarterback in twenty twenty two.

779
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: The only reason the Heisman races of Caleb Williams having

780
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: an insane year for USC.

781
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: And he had his nails painted. So that's the reason.

782
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 2: No, he didn't, and he beat Alabama.

783
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 1: Okay, so it wasn't him.

784
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 2: He didn't start paint until he went to Chicago.

785
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought he was always painting.

786
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 2: Dude, it is a running back, so I was right.

787
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 2: Who Cardis Martin. No, there's one way more famous.

788
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: There's another famous running back from the University of Tennessee.

789
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: In high school. You baby, were first year of college,

790
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 2: we all had him on our fantasy team.

791
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: I didn't play fantasy until I was out of college. Man,

792
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm old.

793
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 2: And he had a saying give the ball, give.

794
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 4: The ball, give the ball, give the ball, give the ball,

795
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 4: Give Jamal the ball. Jaw maul Lewis.

796
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd never got the greatest Tennessee balls running back

797
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 2: of all time. There's other guys like a Henry guy.

798
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: I was thinking Henry, but I didn't know his first name. Yeah, neither,

799
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: but because all I could think is Dereck Henry. But

800
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: I was like, that, ain't it?

801
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: So I definitely didn't think it was gonna be worth

802
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 2: that much. Looked it online, though.

803
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: What's his name?

804
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: Jamal Lewis, Number thirty one Tennessee Balls.

805
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: Okay, I've heard the name. He played for the Ravens. Yeah,

806
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: he was huge.

807
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 2: I mean he might have been the only running back

808
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 2: in NFL history to get like four hundred yards and

809
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: four touchdowns in a game. He was huge. And if

810
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: you guys don't know who I'm talking about, you don't

811
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 2: know ball, you do not.

812
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: Curtis Martin definitely did not go to Tennessee. He went

813
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh. I'm looking up Jamal Lewis, Jamal Lewis, and

814
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 1: uh oh, yeah there he is.

815
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 2: Yep, and I can't have you in your phone though,

816
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: this is funny. Also, go ahead, but you're not good

817
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 2: at multitask, No I.

818
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: Am, I'm He played from ninety seven to nine nine.

819
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: He went to high school in doug at Douglas in Atlanta.

820
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: He was a first round pick, fifth overall Ravens and

821
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: then he played for the Browns. He's a Super Bowl champion,

822
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: he was a play NFL Offensive Player of the Year. Uh,

823
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: he made the Pro Bowl and he's in the Baltimore

824
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: Ravens Ring of Honor. Yes, go ahead, good pull, good pull. Baser,

825
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 1: that was fun game.

826
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 2: Baser goes, hey, I was looking it up on AI,

827
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 2: which AI is never right if you guys haven't realized.

828
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 2: And she goes, hey, it's it's Jason Wentton, and I go,

829
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 2: I can assure you it's not Jason Witt.

830
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 1: How would she look it up on AI.

831
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: We knew the number, and we knew the balls, and

832
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 2: so she was plugging it in and she goes, oh,

833
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 2: you knew what number it was. Yeah, we could see

834
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 2: the number. Okay, So they have.

835
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: Like a window you can look in and see the number.

836
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not a great storyteller.

837
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 2: Week all we could see was Manila envelope ten see

838
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 2: valls and we and then we couldn't see anything else.

839
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 2: I open it up and it is a black player,

840
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: number thirty one, and he has the ball. And so

841
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: still at that point me and Bezer have no idea

842
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 2: who it is. And so then we start googling for

843
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 2: the next ten minutes to try and figure out who

844
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 2: it is, and Baser goes. Ai says it's Jason Witten.

845
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 2: Well he's white, and I go, Baser, I can assure

846
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 2: you it's not Jason Witton. And she says, Grock is

847
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 2: not groc chat GPT says it's Jason Wentton and I go, Baser,

848
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 2: I am telling you right now all my life, this

849
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: is not Jason Wentton. And then we look it up.

850
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 2: We're like, it's Jamal Lewis and she's like.

851
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: Give Jamma, bad give Jamma.

852
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 2: We look it up. One hundred fifty dollars. That was

853
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 2: a good ball.

854
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

855
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 2: With that said, let's go to the story again. Let's

856
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 2: get another one today.

857
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: Did you tell her that Jason Witten was white?

858
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: Oh? We had the argument for two minutes and I said, Baser,

859
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 2: we don't see color in today's world. But just to

860
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 2: let you know, Jason Wenton's white, Jamal is black. So

861
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 2: I'm telling you this photo is not Jason Wenton.

862
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. That's like yesterday was Veterans Day.

863
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: Ray kids are out of school, so I get off

864
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 1: work and they're cooped up it's cold outside. I'm like, guys,

865
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: let's go do something fun. So I throw them in

866
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: the car and we drive and drive. There's a Chick Filane.

867
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's go get some onech at Chick fil Ae.

868
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: I know where you were, and we go in and

869
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what my pleasure. I have never seen

870
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: a bigger party in my life. They had two of

871
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 1: the cows walking around. They had a face painter. They

872
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: had it all that overweight. Huh uh the face painter.

873
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, they're doing it for Veterans Day. But

874
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm wondering, did every Chick fil A do this or

875
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: did we just happen to hit the gold mine.

876
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, they had other stuff down the street here

877
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 2: for Veteran's Day.

878
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: They're doing a parade, right, but this was I mean

879
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: they had a face painter.

880
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying. Maybe you guys got the

881
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 2: one that supplied the cows for the parade and that's

882
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 2: where they went. Maybe to Grays after the parade.

883
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: It could have been. And I'm gonna tell you what.

884
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: My oldest baby Box, he wanted a black dog painting

885
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: on his face because our.

886
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 2: Dog is black. Halloween costume, and.

887
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: So he sits down and she's like, what can I

888
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: do for you? He's like, oh, can I be a

889
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: black dog? And she's like, eh, I don't think I

890
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: can do an all black dog. He goes but, but

891
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: it's like it's like it's like, Chase, I wanna I

892
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: wanna look like my dog.

893
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 2: It's a pretty basic request.

894
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: And she goes, ah, how about I do a black

895
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: dog with white spots like a dalmatian or a white

896
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: dog with black spots. He goes, no, I want to

897
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: be all black my son.

898
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: And see color.

899
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 1: And she's like, ah, I'm sorry, but I just can't

900
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: do all black.

901
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: And who is this lady Anti Bob Ross.

902
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: I was like, lady, just draw a black dog on

903
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 1: his cheek.

904
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 2: He's a kid, Just draw whatever.

905
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: But what I didn't realize was she was doing the

906
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: whole face as a dog.

907
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: Oh so you had a freaking puppy dog the rest

908
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 2: of the day.

909
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: So she did not want to draw an all black

910
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: face on him. I thought she was just gonna draw

911
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: a black dog on his cheek, and she kept saying, no,

912
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: I can't just do a black dog. And I was

913
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: so confused on why she wouldn't just draw a black

914
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: damn dog?

915
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 2: What above and beyond painting.

916
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: Exactly, And that is why she painted their faces like this.

917
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 2: That's awesome, it's really good. It's really freaking good. Why

918
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 2: does your kid actually look good as a dog?

919
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks so good. I mean, I thought

920
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: she did a great job.

921
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 2: How long were you there, Bob Ross? Like two hours?

922
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: No, it took her like three minutes.

923
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's phenomenal, phenomenal job. You're you walk in with

924
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,280
Speaker 2: your wife. I think she brought the dogs inside and.

925
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: When they were done, I said, hey, guys, what do

926
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: you say? And they go thank you? And I say, no,

927
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: you say roof, roff, God you missed the chances were

928
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: a great joke. But I could not understand.

929
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: What do you dogs want from Chick fil A? You

930
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 2: want some dog food? I couldn't understand why she went

931
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 2: to a black dog? Makes sense now, makes sense. Couldn't

932
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: understand why Baser thought it was Jason Witton.

933
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: And your story tied perfectly into my story about how

934
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: Bazer thought a black guy was Jason Whitten and this

935
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: like he wouldn't do blackface for a dog, because she

936
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: was doing the whole face I was like, lady, you're

937
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: about to lose this kid. He's gonna lose his mind

938
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: if you won't just draw a black dog on his cheek.

939
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,720
Speaker 1: But she was going full throttle and it was awesome.

940
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 1: It was great.

941
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 2: Then you know why I like that? Why I like

942
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 2: the chocolate, uh hot chocolate, because that's real life, that's

943
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 2: not AI. You know why I like the painting on

944
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 2: the kid's face because it's not Ai.

945
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything that's not AI is good. Then we headed

946
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: over the trampoline park and they've changed the rules of

947
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: the trampoline park all of a sudden. They're strict about everything.

948
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: No bras, no, if you don't have trampoline socks. Even

949
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: as a parent, you can't even walk around up where

950
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: the trampolines are insurance. And I'm like, so they're like, dad, Dad,

951
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: come up here and play with it. I'm like, guys,

952
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: I didn't bring socks. I have fungus, and I did

953
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: do something that I'm pretty ashamed of. I was one

954
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: of those parents you hit on another woman there. No,

955
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: I had the laptop out and I was doing my work.

956
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: Was it the pod that's the big show?

957
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 2: Anyboddy asks you, hey man, what you working on over

958
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 2: posting a podcast.

959
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: Exactly. Some people got their mouth out, you know what

960
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: I mean. They're clicking around. I'm sitting there, and I'm like,

961
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: I am one of those parents that we make fun

962
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: of taking a computer. But I was like, I've gotten

963
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: to do my work for the big show. They're at

964
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: the trampoline park. I mean, this is a great time.

965
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: I can't go up there and play because I don't

966
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: have trampoline socks and I don't want to pay the

967
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: eight dollars for trampoline socks. And so I pulled out

968
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: the computer and I sat there and I was like, man,

969
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: I look like an absolute idiot. And Baby Box came

970
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: to complain about everything. Dad, Dad. The basketball goal it

971
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: says we can't hang on the rim anymore. Okay, well

972
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: last time we could, Okay, but the rules have changed.

973
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you know what I mean, Like, I don't know,

974
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: Just go have fun. Okay, five minutes there, Dad, Dad.

975
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: Now that there's sciences that say only one kid per trampoline,

976
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 1: we used to be able to jump all on one trampoline. Okay, well,

977
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry they changed the rules. What just go have fun?

978
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 2: Dad?

979
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: Dad? Over there, it says, you have to be fifty

980
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: inches tall to get on that one. Now we used

981
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: to jump on it. Now I can't. Okay, what do

982
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Why do they change everything? Dad?

983
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. Dak, can we can we get a

984
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: card so we can play the video games? No, we

985
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,959
Speaker 1: came here to jump on trample ings. We're not playing

986
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: damn video games.

987
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: Was it packed?

988
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 1: No, it was empty. The one we went to was empty.

989
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: Awesome On Veterans Day, it was great. It was great,

990
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: Maybe the world's working again. And I was like, this

991
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 1: is the perfect one because there's not that many people.

992
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: And eventually they got over the okay, you know, the

993
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: rules have changed, and they had fun. They jumped for

994
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: like two hours. Then the bad part was it was

995
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: time to get flu shots. And I know, I know

996
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: some people don't get flu shots. Aaron Rodgers, Save the emails,

997
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: save the complaints. I do flu shots for my kids,

998
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: don't don't. I don't care what you say. You're not

999
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: gonna change my mind. But I don't like tell my

1000
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: kids that we're going to get flu shots because they're

1001
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: scared of needles.

1002
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 2: Scared truck drivers are anti vacs.

1003
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: And we're driving home like, all right, dad, what are

1004
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: we going to do now? And I'm like, oh, we're

1005
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: gonna go do something.

1006
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 2: Just a little stick in a post.

1007
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna go do something. And we drive past our

1008
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: neighborhood and they're like, where are we going? Where are

1009
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: we going? Where are we going? I'm like, no, I

1010
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 1: don't tell them because when you tell them, they start

1011
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: freaking out.

1012
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: Dude, you act like you're dealing with convicts.

1013
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: No, I is it really is. I'm like, we're not

1014
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: going anywhere. We're not going anywhere. We're just going down

1015
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 1: here for real quick. We're going down here real quick.

1016
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: And I mean about a minute and a half after

1017
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: we get past our neighborhood, my oldest looks at the

1018
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: middle goes, I know where we're going. He goes, We're

1019
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: going to get flu shots. They were onto the ward

1020
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: and dude, he called it out. I mean he literally

1021
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: called it out. And I'm on the phae with my sister.

1022
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, he just told him

1023
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: that we're going to get flu shots. He figured it out.

1024
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 1: She goes, Damn, he's smart. I'm like, yeah, he knows

1025
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: where we're going. He goes, we're going to get flu shots,

1026
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 1: and both they all immediately.

1027
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 2: I don't want to get a flu shot.

1028
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to get a flu shot.

1029
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 2: I'm not going first.

1030
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm not going first. They start freaking out. They start

1031
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 1: freaking out, and we get to the doctor and I mean,

1032
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: they're hiding in the corner. They won't get up on

1033
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,919
Speaker 1: the table, and baby Box is like, oh, I gotta

1034
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I gotta go to the bathroom

1035
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: so he won't have to go first. So he goes

1036
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: and sits in the bathroom for like fifteen minutes, and

1037
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: I'm knocking on the door. I'm like, what are you doing.

1038
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm almost done. And I said, you said

1039
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 1: you were just peeing. Well, I'm pooping now I'm pooping.

1040
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're still gonna have to get the shot

1041
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: either way.

1042
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 2: I hear him, I got sick on the number two.

1043
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: So he came in there and they do the shot,

1044
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: and for the next two hours, Babybox, I can't walk.

1045
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: It hurts so bad. I can't walk. Oh my gosh,

1046
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: I can't walk. It was so ridiculous.

1047
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 2: Yep, what are you doing? The last time I got mine?

1048
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: That's a COVID shot.

1049
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 2: Ashland City, Tennessee, March seventeenth, twenty one.

1050
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: That's a COVID, that's not a flu.

1051
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 2: And then I got it April ninth, twenty twenty one.

1052
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, and so how did we get over it?

1053
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: We did the shots. I mean, we haven't got strawberry

1054
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 1: milkshakes man to celebrate, and that still didn't cure his leg.

1055
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: Even this morning, my wife texted me and said he's

1056
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,720
Speaker 1: still complaining his leg doesn't work because of the shot.

1057
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 2: Well, get ready, kid, if there's ever a pandemic in

1058
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 2: twenty years, the second shot you get, it's gonna make

1059
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 2: you feel like crap, make you feel a lot worse

1060
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 2: than that. I was dog sick for like a week.

1061
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: Oh man, a day, Happy Veterans Day, Happy Wednesday.

1062
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 2: We cover everything we needed to, I think, so, I

1063
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 2: mean baseball basketball.

1064
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't talk about Wimby hitting a three and

1065
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: then a step back three against the balls the other night.

1066
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't know what else we're gonna

1067
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:17,919
Speaker 1: talk about.

1068
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 2: Let's be real.

1069
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: NBA.

1070
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's gonna win it or MVP is gonna

1071
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 2: be they're really good. They got a six man called

1072
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 2: I J. Mitchell who's really good.

1073
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, but really, the MVP every year is Joki. She

1074
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: is the best player in the world.

1075
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 2: According to Vegas, they're the only team that has any

1076
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,919
Speaker 2: prayer at stopping Oka. See, and they're not gonna stop

1077
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: huntil the finals.

1078
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

1079
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,760
Speaker 2: Problem the finals.

1080
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the only problem is we're both in the Western Conference,

1081
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Speaker 1: so if they, if they somehow meet in the finals,

1082
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 1: that'd be unbelievable. I mean, we didn't even talk about

1083
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Speaker 1: those dudes that, uh, we're throwing balls on purpose to

1084
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Speaker 1: for five thousand dollars. The relievers for the Guardians. They

1085
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Speaker 1: were making millions of dollars and then people were like, hey,

1086
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Speaker 1: we'll pay you five thousand dollars if you come in

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Speaker 1: and your first pitch is a ball.

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Speaker 2: Emmanuel Classe and that Ortiz guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, problem is some of the people were swinging

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Speaker 1: the pitchers.

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Speaker 2: The one guy swung at as the litter and the

1092
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 2: guy sent him acted like he was hanging and Emmanuel

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00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 2: Classe he sends him back a sad face emoji like, oh,

1094
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 2: didn't know he was gonna swing at the ball. So

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Speaker 2: they cleared twelve thousand dollars and gave up and risk

1096
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 2: twenty eight million. Boy is the power of the dollar

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Speaker 2: has not lost any value.

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Speaker 1: I mean that is crazy because they're like, oh, I'm

1099
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Speaker 1: getting a show five thousand every time I pitch. How

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Speaker 1: amazing people.

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Speaker 2: Did you see it? He asked the guy the well

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Speaker 2: whoever he was dealing with the mob Emmanuel Class and Ortiz.

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Speaker 2: They go, oh, so it can just be any pitch,

1104
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Speaker 2: and the guy goes, yeah, just like one of the

1105
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 2: more popular ones is the first pitch of your outing.

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Speaker 2: So since he was a closer, first pitch Emmanuel Class ball,

1107
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 2: he would throw it five feet before the plate. These balls,

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Speaker 2: these pitches weren't even close.

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Speaker 1: Oh man.

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Speaker 2: Then he got a little risky and did a splitter

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Speaker 2: across the middle and the guy swung at it. When

1112
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 2: it hit the plate, the dumbass swings it a splitter

1113
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 2: in the dirt on the first pitch.

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Speaker 1: Send a sad face, stupid, unbelievable, unfreaking believable. I mean,

1115
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Speaker 1: it's everywhere. This just tells you it's everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Well, then he facilitated his buddy or tease to come

1117
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 2: in and so he or Emmanuel Classe got five K

1118
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,479
Speaker 2: or T's got five K for Ortiz throwing a ball.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then John Moran. I mean, you need to

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Speaker 1: tag that Beid all his videos. He's he's given up.

1121
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 1: Have you watched him play? He doesn't care anymore. He

1122
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Speaker 1: didn't even.

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Speaker 2: Try, but saw where he said, ask my team, ask

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Speaker 2: my coaches.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my coaches. Man. We're all good as my coaches.

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Speaker 1: If they told you that, we're good. Yeah, all right,

1127
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 1: we gotta go man, all right, we already buzz yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 2: M