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Speaker 1: The Nicky Years. Nikki, Hey guys, how's it going out there?

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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday on the Nicky Glazer Podcast. Hey no, uh,

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Speaker 1: how you doing? Hey good? I mean, I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, we were just talking before we started the show,

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Speaker 1: and um, I felt that man. You you you were

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Speaker 1: in your backyard this morning and you found a dying mouse,

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Speaker 1: right yeah, and it was just a little mouse that

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Speaker 1: was just kind of like in its final stages. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you cried. I know, I just so I thought

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Speaker 1: it was already um deceased. But when I walked up

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Speaker 1: to and looked at it, I saw it like gasping

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Speaker 1: like air, and then that's it. That just like made

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Speaker 1: me start bawling. We that nothing you could do, and

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Speaker 1: there is nothing you could do. I hate when I

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Speaker 1: see that so much, like I, oh my god, like

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Speaker 1: a little baby bird or something, or like when something

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Speaker 1: is like twitching and like I you want to just

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Speaker 1: like crunch it under your foot so that it's like

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Speaker 1: just ends its life quickly, you know, because if I

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Speaker 1: were that, I'd be like finish me no, you know,

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Speaker 1: like that would be what I would want. But I

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Speaker 1: also don't want to crush something with my I don't

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Speaker 1: want to feel a little bones under my foot. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: and but I was just saying to you, like how

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Speaker 1: sweet that that mouse like had someone honor it and like, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know acknowledge that it existed. It's like you know,

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Speaker 1: and like it's it's sweet, but it's so it is

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Speaker 1: so sad, and there's so much animal suffering everywhere because

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Speaker 1: the world is a you know, not just because of

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Speaker 1: factory farming and all that ship that I care about,

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Speaker 1: but like, yeah, I saw a fucking seagull today. I

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Speaker 1: just want to um uh. I mean I'm in Beverly Hill,

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Speaker 1: staying here and you just walked down the street to

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Speaker 1: like the little like two starbucks, my mom and I

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Speaker 1: she's staying here, and uh and on our way there,

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Speaker 1: there was a seagull, a giant seagull that looked a

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Speaker 1: little rough around the edges, just out like in this

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Speaker 1: little like area, like it was almost waiting for an

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Speaker 1: espresso store to open, and it was just walking. But

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Speaker 1: but it's like you're a long way for the sea, buddy,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's like Beverly Hills is far inland, and

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Speaker 1: it was just like it looked like so and I

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Speaker 1: was just like what do I do? What do we do?

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Speaker 1: The seagull like needs help and it was just getting

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Speaker 1: scared by my attention. And then I remember that reeky

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Speaker 1: woman that I saw in the Cayman Island. She told

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Speaker 1: me that um birds are my angels and that every

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Speaker 1: time I see a bird that I like, every time

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Speaker 1: a bird catches my attention, I should just or like

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Speaker 1: as in a spot that it should be or like

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Speaker 1: you know, you should go. That's someone trying to tell

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Speaker 1: you something. And so I was like, what do I

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Speaker 1: need to get new an espresso pods for my brand

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Speaker 1: new machine? Like what is it trying to tell me? Um? So,

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Speaker 1: I I don't know. I'm just uh, I need something today,

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Speaker 1: I need any sign today. I'm having a rough morning.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep last night, feeling a little sad and

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Speaker 1: sorry for myself and like a little Uh I watched

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Speaker 1: UM I realized like I need I need like porn

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Speaker 1: to cry right. Um. Dan Soder is a good bit

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Speaker 1: about like how he he like watches uh you know,

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Speaker 1: a mentally handicapped person like getting a note that he's

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Speaker 1: going to get into college. You know those videos and

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Speaker 1: everyone cries like that's his porn that's like his gang

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Speaker 1: bang of crying like for me, my mine. I realized

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Speaker 1: last night I just have to pinpoint, much like music,

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Speaker 1: when I'm trying to feel my feelings about like a

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Speaker 1: heartbreak or usually about a boy. And when I say boy,

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Speaker 1: I mean a boy, because these are not men and

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Speaker 1: I'm crying over and that's not a slight on them.

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Speaker 1: I am a little girl too. I am such a girl,

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Speaker 1: especially when I'm being um cruel, particularly cruel to someone else,

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Speaker 1: or I'm I'm like in the ways that I've been

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Speaker 1: hurt by boys. When I hurt men or other boys,

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Speaker 1: uh like the way I do, it's because I'm a girl.

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Speaker 1: who's not texting her. Um No, it's not always that,

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Speaker 1: I would forever and maybe that I like, maybe these

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Speaker 1: movies made it so that I romanticize love that can't

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Speaker 1: be We should be together, but the world like Roman

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Speaker 1: and Juliet like we can't. Like I love Star Crust Lovers.

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Speaker 1: I love the Taylor Swift video for Uh the Wildest

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Speaker 1: Dreams because she has this romance and then at the

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Speaker 1: like she had a romance, like she's in Africa on this,

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Speaker 1: It's such a good song Wildest Dreams because it's like, um,

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Speaker 1: will you remember me standing in the white dress, staring

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Speaker 1: at the sunset babe or sunset babe, red lips and

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Speaker 1: rosy cheeks, say you'll see me again, even if it's

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Speaker 1: just in your wildest dreams, because you say wildest dreams

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Speaker 1: of like yeah, and your wildest dreams will be together.

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Speaker 1: But like she's saying, the only time we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: together because of life, we can't continue this romance. I'll

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Speaker 1: see you in your wildest dreams. And then at the

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Speaker 1: end of the music video, this shows she's like in

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Speaker 1: And then at the end of the video it cuts too.

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Speaker 1: She's at the premiere and she's standing there in the

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Speaker 1: and she's standing there and they just are like catching

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Speaker 1: I like that? Why do we like that? Like poor Taylor,

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Speaker 1: she'll never get the guy that she could have loved

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Speaker 1: other people. Um. But in the into the movie, so

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Speaker 1: like crying, like crying, and they're watching their love on

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Speaker 1: a great music video, Wildest Dreams. She's a she's Brunette

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Speaker 1: out Wildest Dreams music video. So at the very end, though,

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Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm just leaving this. And then she's

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Speaker 1: night to get a cry in I, Um, I didn't

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Speaker 1: up another scene that is the same funck. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: is just so fucking good in it. Cast Away, Tom

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Speaker 1: Hanks cast Away that scene. So if you don't know castaway.

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Speaker 1: Tom Hanks gets into a uh. His plane crashes. He

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Speaker 1: Tom Hanks is just all the only reason he lived

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Speaker 1: And then they I didn't see this YouTube doesn't have

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Speaker 1: have you seen the scene? So Tom Hanks goes back

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Speaker 1: him and like go reverse instantly, and he runs out

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Speaker 1: and they just like make out. She goes, you're the

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Speaker 1: And then but then in this moment, you're like, what

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Speaker 1: what she's admitting, Like no, I want to And so

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Speaker 1: about to drive off to their like new life together.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna leave her house, you know, she'll be back

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Speaker 1: to get her stuff later, but like they're gonna pull off,

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Speaker 1: see each other again, but that like we should be together,

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Speaker 1: but we can't because the world is so hot. Him

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Speaker 1: to me, and I was able to uh squeeze out

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Speaker 1: me back in space. Yeah, taking it off and like

426
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 1: just seeing a room of crew men just like looking

427
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: at me, I was just like, oh God, I want

428
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 1: to be back in that mansion with those guys and

429
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 1: suits had roses and the girls fingering me. It is

430
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 1: a it's a weird awakening from it. Oh. It's so

431
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: funny to watch when someone is else is doing it too,

432
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 1: because I know you just go you look so stupid. Yeah,

433
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,679
Speaker 1: you just like like you think you're in a different world.

434
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 1: Look at you. But that's cool. You got to do it.

435
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 1: We gotta get one. There's a dance game on it

436
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 1: where you could like challenge people dancing. I think you would.

437
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 1: I mean it would be I would love it. Let's

438
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 1: get one down Martin or something. I thought you were

439
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: gonna say, Ricky dr Bass, which I honestly would probably

440
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 1: prefer going down on versus Ricky Martin actually because Rickie Martin,

441
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: I know wouldn't enjoy it unless I you know it

442
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: were I'm beat he maybe he had on a oculus

443
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: thing and could pretend I was a man. Makes you

444
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 1: pretend your ricky your vase? Would you want? How weird

445
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: would it be if virtual reality you're going down on yourself.

446
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: I would hate that. I would hate that. I wouldn't

447
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: want to. I don't think I tried if I could.

448
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd eat my own pussy. Like you know,

449
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 1: I guys try to suck their own dick. I wouldn't

450
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,239
Speaker 1: do it. I would not want to do that. I mean,

451
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: I like sometimes when I'm like real horned up by myself,

452
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: I'll like lick my fingers or something, you know, something

453
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 1: like that where I'm like, why are you even doing this?

454
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: But it's like, oh, because I'm into myself. But I

455
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 1: don't know that i'd bury my Maybe I can't say

456
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: never say, you know, I touched myself, so why wouldn't

457
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 1: I like, Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know.

458
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: What's weirder Virtual reality where they still make you get

459
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,719
Speaker 1: flexible to suck your own dick, or a version of

460
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 1: you sucking your own dick, it's just the version. It's

461
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: a it's another world where you're spine is more bendy.

462
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: Let's only different thing about the world. The other part

463
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 1: of me takes yoga. But the thing is you have

464
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: to have a dick in your mouth to to make

465
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: it seem like when they were feeding me, like virtual

466
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,959
Speaker 1: reality fro yo, someone like had to give me fro yo,

467
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 1: so it would actually be the you know what I'm saying, Oh,

468
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know someone's touching you like fake virtual reality

469
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 1: porn is going to be great, but you actually have

470
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: to have the feeling on you that makes sense, So

471
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,719
Speaker 1: you would have to have a pocket vagina and wow,

472
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: wow cheese in front of Yeah, you have like a

473
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: fuck machine or someone doing it, and then if that's

474
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 1: the case, just have to take it off and like

475
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: I let the person do it. I don't know. I

476
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: mean that is the future of porn is virtual reality,

477
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: and we're all going to be I mean, porn is

478
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 1: are are already made sex with human beings so much

479
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,679
Speaker 1: more fraud and scary and weird and and changed it

480
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: so much. But so bring it on. Let's change it

481
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: even more with VR, like ruin it even more. Porn

482
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: is Like I mean, I I love it obviously, but

483
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,479
Speaker 1: there's no question that it has changed the landscape of

484
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: hooking up and what sex is and just being able

485
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 1: to be present during it and like, yeah, it's and

486
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: and what your expectations. I mean, every young boy watching,

487
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 1: every young girl watching it because they do see it.

488
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: There's no protection for kids from porn online. It's the

489
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: easiest thing to access. And it's just so crazy the

490
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: images they see. Crazy. I mean, just stuff that is

491
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: just on the front page is so disturbing and so

492
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: not even close to what, you know, the kind of

493
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 1: sex teenagers should be having is. It's in the day,

494
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: you had to hit enter, remember it, like are you

495
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: eighteen or older? Yes? Now scrolled down and find your birthdate,

496
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,199
Speaker 1: you know, and lie. Yeah, you had to be like

497
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm over eight you had to lie back in the day.

498
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: Now they don't even they don't even do that. And

499
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: the and the and the pop ups are not that

500
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: you know. Oh yeahs terrible. It used to be horrible.

501
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,199
Speaker 1: It doesn't even make sense. It's like not even a

502
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 1: little um so no, like I my phone, UM I

503
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 1: want I get some like viruses on my phone, on

504
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: my Apple phone, I get viruses from the porn I

505
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: go to. There's this one that will um just put

506
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: a bunch of things in my calendar, and it's like

507
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 1: your phone has been hacked. Like it literally be like

508
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: eight pm tonight, your phone's being hacked. It's like it

509
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: literally litters your calendar with all these or like it

510
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: starts a new calendar and your like Google phone, and

511
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: it's like the I don't even care. I'm just like,

512
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: all right, I left it in for a while to

513
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: remind myself. I have a porn addiction to be like

514
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: this is a consequence, leave these reminders of like blow

515
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: jobs tonight x xex online. It's like eleven pm, call

516
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: your Graham. You're you're right, You're right, you're right, you're

517
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: right about that. You know hard. I know porns, but

518
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: it used to be exhausting, the the just the pop

519
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: ups that you would get. And now I find on

520
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: like porn hub free. I use premium, but when i've

521
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 1: I've had to do free because I didn't remember my

522
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: password or whatever on my phone. Um, I don't do

523
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: premium for porn hubs. So when I go on porn

524
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: hub now I'm surprised at how little apps there are.

525
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: And yeah, there's so many more pop ups on the

526
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: articles that Noah sends me to read I go and

527
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: hit my car, and it's like you're trying to sell

528
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: me like squeegees, and I'm like, what, I don't I

529
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: want to see this woman get hit. Yeah, there's more

530
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: pop ups on these, like random stories or looking up

531
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: the lyrics to a Taylor Swift song, I get like,

532
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: do you are you a horny single? Like that's the

533
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,959
Speaker 1: thing the pop up I get all the time on

534
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: my porn. They obviously think I'm a man because it's

535
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: this virtual reality woman. I listened to it yesterday, the

536
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: whole A couple of days ago. I listened to the

537
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: whole thing. But I just if anyone is out there,

538
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: it's like such a specific thing that has heard this,

539
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: because it must be at Do you watch porn nub

540
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: Andrew where you go? You know this ad where the

541
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: girl goes. It's like there's a sound of it sounds

542
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: like they're in a cellar or something like it's like

543
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: echoe and it's virtual reality. And the girl goes, she's

544
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: like getting pounded from behind. She goes, I think, I

545
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: think I have to go home. You know, she goes,

546
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 1: She's like getting fucked obviously, and she goes. You know,

547
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: I should probably be going pretty soon. You know, I

548
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: gotta go home. Someone's waiting for me. There. It's like

549
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: it's the and then there's like a weird dripping faucet

550
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: in the background. But it's just this thing. Obviously everyone's

551
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: turned on by fucking someone that has to go. Oh,

552
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: a woman that has a husband at home or something,

553
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: you know home. Yeah, I gotta go pick up my

554
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: kids from school. Oh do you you got a time limit? Yes,

555
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: it's like why we watched the show twenty four, like

556
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: you want you want some That's how everything I love

557
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: that you do this sound about was making. Dude, that

558
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: show is so funny. I mean it's like one hour

559
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: of the day. I love that show. I loved that show.

560
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: Just Keith were Sutherland like breathing heavy and everything returned

561
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: on by him. He's kind of hot, right Oh yeah, yeah,

562
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: I mean not like he wasn't like popping up in

563
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: my VR porn, but um, he's not. But he's definitely

564
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: a sexy in that Um god, yeah, I he's manly.

565
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: I feel like it's interesting when actors come off soship

566
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: with him. He's like saving the world. Um, do you

567
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: know what I mean like a rugged actor. It's like, dude,

568
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: you're you're inquired, like what are you doing? Like do

569
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: you but he's rugged? Ste lines you were in some class.

570
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: You were like and inside the actors to do all

571
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: those dork actors that are like, excuse me, can I

572
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: ask you a question? Mr? Al Pacino? So when you

573
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: like acting is so like, well, you've seen Bradley Cooper

574
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: when he's yes, who does he talk to? Who was it?

575
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: It was damn it. There was a guy, an inside

576
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,959
Speaker 1: actor and Bradley Cooper. Jon was the host, but there

577
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: was some actor that he was interviewing and Bradley Cooper

578
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: was a student and was like, um, I have a

579
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: question about this thing. I c k no what. Bradley

580
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: Cooper has been famous as long as Louis k has

581
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: been famous. That timeline is way off, so off, You're right,

582
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: like that was a real poppy moment. Um. Now poppy

583
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: means just like having a terrible call back. Um, I like,

584
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: don't you're so right about actors? Though? It's like this ruggedness,

585
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: But you're really like Meissner and you study and you

586
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 1: like do you did like warm up exercises in a

587
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: circle with a bunch of other actors at some point

588
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: in your life, Like you're in a trailer with a

589
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: food plate, Like stop it. You're like, oh, we'll go

590
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: to I'll go to home, riding away on a Harley.

591
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: Then I'm going to my mansion where I have a

592
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: chef cooked me grilled chicken. Yes, it's You're so right,

593
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: there's it's very It's a being an actor is a

594
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: soft profession and that is not a slight. But like,

595
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: don't try to convince us. You're like, do we know

596
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: who Bradley Cooper talked to? You? Though? I really kind

597
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: of want to know that. Yeah, I mean, just look

598
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: up inside that Actra studio. But the reason why it

599
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: was so funny is that Bradley was a bigger star

600
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: than the guy that asked the question too, Because Bradley

601
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: Cooper is a narcissist, no offense. Bradley and he wanted

602
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: to get on camera. He didn't give a funk about

603
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: asking a question to that guy. I guarantee you camera.

604
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: Robert de Niro was it? Yeah, Okay, so de Niro

605
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: is a bigger star than Bradley Cooper. You know what

606
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: it was? It was Louis did a bit about no

607
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: one that ever asked a question to a star from

608
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: that show becomes a celebrity, and then it cut to

609
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper. That's how That's where I'm thinking of it from. Yeah, No,

610
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: it is so funny. Those guys you said, like they

611
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: want to get attention to They stand up and they

612
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: like they're they're like hello, Robert, Like they try to

613
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: show their acting. It's like when you're whenever I ask

614
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: a question at a thing, like there's a part of

615
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: me that wants to be seen, like I'm sorry. It's like,

616
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: I of course I want my question answered, but a

617
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: lot of times people just want to be like, Hi,

618
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,719
Speaker 1: met me in your movie telepathically. Do you know what

619
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: I've always said about Bradley Cooper. No one believed in

620
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: me in my life, no one at this point in

621
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: my career. But you had fifty million dollars. I'll tell

622
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: you if there's a hundred people in the room and

623
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: not one of them believe in you, Bradley Cooper believed

624
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: in me. But I feel like you had so many fans.

625
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga, no one, leave it, hold on, I'm falling

626
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: out of it. I know I was a very, very

627
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: successful singer. But I didn't. No one thought I could

628
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: be a viable actress to put me in a movie

629
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: that certainly people would just go see, just on the

630
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: off chance that, you know, I might be a people

631
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: were studios really took a chance on me. You were

632
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: not who you are. It's not acting documentary almost with you.

633
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: I feel like, well, I love that you said that,

634
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: because you are right. In that movie, I play a

635
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: woman who doesn't think she can sing because she's ugly,

636
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: and also I'm not ugly in the movie, and it

637
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: all doesn't really make any goddamn fucking sense. Dog after

638
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: he killed himself. That's what I want to know, Lady Gaga.

639
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: It's none of your business the dog hi um spoiler alert.

640
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: It's just like I just everything's I'm in a really

641
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: great road today, clearly, don't. I gotta get in a

642
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: better hilarious Oh good I got. I'm a little bit

643
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: negative today. It's gonna be a tough day to day.

644
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: I had a tough night last night too, so I'm

645
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm trying to fight it too. Oh, as you bite

646
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: your finger off, I have skin in between my teeth. Wait,

647
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: why I think it's called your gum? Line, do you

648
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 1: skin in between? Because you were eating skin last night

649
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: and some got caught in there. It's like Keena, but

650
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: you you're Keena for For me, it's always going to

651
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: be keen one my teeth because I eat a lot

652
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: of it. Yours is always just like a hangnail. Oh.

653
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: I literally I bite the skin underneath my nail. After

654
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: I get done with what happened to you last night,

655
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: I found out Milady is moving, so I know where

656
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 1: to our building? She's moving it? No, no, oh my god,

657
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: that's what you're saying about. She's like getting closer. She's

658
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: moving in with us. Oh my god, that's so. But

659
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: what if you thought she's moving you're like, and she

660
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: asked me to help her. She's just moving across town.

661
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: And I just really want to like, that's why you're sad.

662
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that she's moving where Chicago? Oh shit, yeah,

663
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: to the next at the end of next month. But

664
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: because it was a job, okay, well, opportunity was a possibility.

665
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: Did you know that it was a vague possibility. Um,

666
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: it was brought up a couple of months ago, and

667
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: then I really talked about after that. Not because I

668
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: didn't ask her anything. It just wasn't brought up, and

669
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: so and then it all kind of came. You know,

670
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: when job offers come, they come just one day and

671
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: then you got to make a decision because they go, hey,

672
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: you gotta make a decision. Now. It's like, do I

673
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: you waited two months to make a decision, You're gonna

674
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: hire me? So I was sad. Yeah, I was sad. Yeah,

675
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: well yeah it was if it Uh, that doesn't mean

676
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: that it has to be over, but it's definitely I'm

677
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: really sorry to hear that. And he asked me to

678
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: help her move to Chicago, and it's like, I think

679
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm on the road dead that year, I really did

680
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: go I think I'm on the road. I'm sorry, I can't. Yeah,

681
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 1: do you move a girl that you're no longer probably

682
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: gonna like, let's say, if you guys have to break

683
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: up because you're moving, like, do you move? Like? Do

684
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: one last favor? I think you do if you love

685
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: them or if you like I don't want to throw

686
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 1: out the word love or whatever, but if you care

687
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: about them, when you God, it's the thing that we

688
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: talked about before, literally help her move on. No, but

689
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: it's true, like if you love someone like like this

690
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: is what I was just talking. I was just talking

691
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: at the top of the show about how I watch

692
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: like all the scenes I love the most are when

693
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: two people love each other and can't be together because

694
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: of external circumstances, whether it's distance or another person, and

695
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: it's like, this is the same thing. This is so

696
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 1: like it makes it makes it so much more like

697
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just love is so much easier

698
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: when it's nine nine minutes by car away. It's just

699
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: so No, it gets so much more intense when the

700
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: distance happens. When stuff like this happens, it brings it

701
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: to a new place, not that far from St. Louis.

702
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: Who we're staying in St. Louis for you know, six

703
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: months maybe I don't know whatever. And that's another conversation

704
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: to have. It's four and a half um door and

705
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: and look, Carbondale, I think I did. Yeah, just meeting

706
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 1: Champagne on the side of the road in a motel

707
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: that is hot, eggs. I've never had that kind of

708
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: sex where you meet in the middle. Yeah, well I

709
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: thought you guys had side sex before. Were you meeting

710
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: the middle? Uh? Now, no, No, no, have your fun

711
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: on an air mattress speaking, I don't think possible. But anyhow, yeah,

712
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: for sure, I have for sure. Wait where did you

713
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: lose your virginny in a in a hotel next to

714
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: a Funny Bone? Right? That was on the air mattress?

715
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 1: I believe, No, it was. It was in a hotel.

716
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: This guy worked at a hotel. Hell and lived in

717
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: the hotel. It was a nice, like little apartment, but

718
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: it was Yeah, it was his apartment at a hotel. Um,

719
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: we gotta get to the news. That hotel is disgusting,

720
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: by the way, at least on the outside it looked

721
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: pointed Virginia. Yeah, we saw it the other day. It

722
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: was a really nice hotel at the time. The other day. Yeah,

723
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Oh, I'm thinking this is

724
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: in Kansas City, Bro, I'm thinking about the Funny Bone Hotel.

725
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: Oh what no? Oh? Yeah I did? Oh that one

726
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: I did. That was the one where stated this is

727
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: really disturbing and I don't even to tell the story.

728
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: But it was a sheraton and my ex and I

729
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 1: really yeah, yeah, no, my ex we used to stay

730
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: there because we would get drunk at Funny Bone. It

731
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: was at the Westport Plaza Sheridan and one night we

732
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: I we got so wasted in the middle of the night.

733
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: I guess we had sex and I didn't remember it,

734
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: and we were joking that. I was like, you like

735
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: raped me, Like, I mean, that's not a joke. It's

736
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: not funny if you've been raped, and really sorry, I'm

737
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: not making light of it. But I was very mature

738
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: at the time. This was twenty four and we were like,

739
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: you rape me, And so then we called that place

740
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: the share share it to the share a ton of rape. Look,

741
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: it's a huge joke between a couple. You know why

742
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: we didn't work out and why I constantly pursued men

743
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: that take advantage of No, No, they don't. He didn't

744
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: take advantage of me. Well, not that time, but I

745
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: definitely think a drunken when when you're with your boyfriend

746
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: having sex in the middle of the night, where both

747
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: of you are kind of half asleep and drunk and

748
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: probably won't remember it. I couldn't constitute as rape to me,

749
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: but we joked that like, I didn't, I don't remember it.

750
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: So Shardan, uh, we gotta get to the news. What

751
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: were you gonna say? No, I'm no. I I think

752
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: a lot of relationships joke about when one is sleeping

753
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: and one is like half yes, which is not. By

754
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: the way, if you're anyone out there, it's not okay

755
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: to have sex with someone who try to get tried.

756
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: Always can, always, always, always, always, unless you're out of

757
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: high and then it doesn't matter because that's a nice

758
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: as hotel boy. Tuesday. Tuesday doesn't get a lot of credit,

759
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. But today it's gonna be Tuesdays. A

760
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: man who used to consume eight to twelve energy drinks

761
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: per day suffered a heart attack because of it. And

762
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 1: it's on a mission the band of sales of these

763
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: drinks to kids. I know, the Celsius is gonna come up.

764
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: Oh I wasn't going to I got defensive. Yeah, listen,

765
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: you're not wrong. Maybe I just didn't. It's I'm not

766
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: an attack mode today as much as I am attacking

767
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: myself mode today, I really am. And yeah, I'm I'm

768
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: not feeling great today. So it's all going to go inward. Yeah,

769
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: it goes out word and that is also because I

770
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 1: don't like myself. But today it's it's all going into yourself.

771
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: I mean are you kidding me? Love myself? I just

772
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: people who you drink when you got stuck up. We

773
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: love the can, the sound of a can. I love. Yeah.

774
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: Don't you don't you crack my can before you give

775
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: it to me. I hate when people are like, I

776
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: popped your Zevia for you. I'm like, that's the best part.

777
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: It's like lighting a cigarette. Someone lighting a cigarette for

778
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: any cigarette smokers out there, or you have been before,

779
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: can you I mention someone lit your cigarette? The best

780
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: part of a cigarette is like the first drag and

781
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: a like a pop in a can. So love it

782
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: um Monster Energy. I had to quit the I was

783
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: drinking the blue Monster Energy. That was like that was

784
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: really an addiction for me. I loved it so much

785
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: and I had to and it's I started getting sores

786
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: on my tongue. No, I don't remember. I'm trying to remember.

787
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: I would just it wasn't like I was trying to supplement.

788
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: It was just like I I don't know. I don't

789
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: really keep track of my caffeine. I just like want

790
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: what I want, what I want to and I just

791
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: do it. Um. But no, I would I would have

792
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: two monthsters again, and I would or two monthsters a day,

793
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: and I would have to limit it because um, I

794
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 1: would have to pay attention to that and be like

795
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: keeping it too. But it just tasted so fucking good

796
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: and it was It didn't make me feel jittery or anything.

797
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: But whatever was in that the guarine, whatever it was

798
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: eating my tongue. I had sores on my tongue and

799
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: I had to stop it and they would burn when

800
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,919
Speaker 1: I would drink it, and I'd go, that's what's making

801
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: this happen. And then I looked into it and it

802
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 1: was a it's a it's a side effect of those drinks.

803
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: I mean, these drinks are disgusting. I saw remember True Life,

804
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: the MTV show, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like

805
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: kind of like intervention before that show. There's True Life.

806
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to caffeine, oh my god. Or I'm addicted

807
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,919
Speaker 1: to energy drinks. That opened my eyes to like these people.

808
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: There's some people out there that have like eight a day.

809
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: My money was addicted to five hour energies. Was like

810
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: he would drink like eight hours in a day, you

811
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you would do a whole

812
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: week or months. He would open up his card door

813
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: and they would fall they would fall out and he

814
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: had a seizure. So yeah, I don't know if they're connected.

815
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: Is people don't it's people don't have any clue how

816
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: addictive caffeine is. They don't want to admit it to themselves.

817
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: They'll never say that, like, but I'm serious When I

818
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: try to not have caffeine within twenty minutes of going,

819
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: I want it, but I'm not gonna have it. I

820
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: have a headache, I am depressed, I'm lethargic. If you

821
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: want to see the side effects of actual people trying

822
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: to win off caffeine, follow the subreddit decaffe It's people

823
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: trying to quit caffeine. Read the horror stories of withdrawal.

824
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: It takes a year before people feel normal after getting

825
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: off coffee. A year. So what do you regrettes to

826
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: seven days to get the addiction out of your body?

827
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: Even I in my room, I just haven't picked, you know,

828
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: like I always have the book. It's interesting because no

829
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 1: one wants to hear your caffeine problem. It's even less

830
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: than if you're the weed or alcohol. It's like I

831
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: don't care, like, oh, you're a fos, Like no one

832
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: wants to hear it. Um that's not true as that

833
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: I would want to hear someone that says got sores

834
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: on my tongue because I was so addicted to this thing.

835
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: This thing was giving me wounds on my tongue, yet

836
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: I still drank it. That is a really sad story,

837
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: or you know, but I get what you're saying, Like, yeah,

838
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 1: I uh, I couldn't. Like I was tossing and turning

839
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: in bed for hours. It is not as good of

840
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: a sob story as you know. I crashed my car

841
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: into a fucking church. Um God, last night I was

842
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: looking at Diana car crash like pictures. I mean, I

843
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: was in a bad state. I couldn't sleep last night

844
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: and go to those pictures. Though, if you're already in

845
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: a bad mood, does it make you feel better to

846
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: see horrible things? Like what do you think that is?

847
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:44,280
Speaker 1: I was just like fascinated by I'm I'm always fascinated

848
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 1: by tragedy and like, uh, morbidity. I don't want to

849
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: see I read all about her death. I don't know.

850
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: I saw some article and then I just you know,

851
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: it came up because it's it's the thirtieth anniversary or

852
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 1: some twenty some in their anniversary of it's coming up

853
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: on August and um, and and I was just reading

854
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: about her last words. Oh it was some headline that

855
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: was like Diana's last words from the person that was

856
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: first on the scene, and it was, oh my god,

857
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: what happened? What just happened? That was her last words?

858
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: And she was she was her face was not. There's

859
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with her on the outside. Nothing. They pulled

860
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: her out and then like her face. They were like

861
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: because the people first on the scene didn't even know

862
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 1: it was her. They were just like this beautiful woman

863
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: and it's just so sad. It was so sad. And

864
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: and she was alive for a while, and you know

865
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: she had a pulse. The contracies that they killed her

866
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: after the crash, I'm sure I read all about it

867
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: the other night. And the first doctor that worked on her,

868
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: and how they tried to save her life. They were

869
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: trying to get her heart back working for like an

870
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: hour after it was stopped. Like they they didn't get

871
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: they're still trying. Um. Next story, uh, Las Vegas Raiders

872
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: Carl and the cebe massive. I think is met with

873
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: a wave of support as he comes out as the

874
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: first ever openly gay NFL player that's active, that's actually

875
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: playing currently. He's twenty years old. His video, I don't

876
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: know if you've seen it. He's so well spoken and

877
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: it's like so moving, and he he gets gets ahead

878
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: of all the haters what they would say, you know

879
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: what I mean, like just essentially, like I don't think

880
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: that this should even I shouldn't even have to do this,

881
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I hope we get

882
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: to a point where I don't even have to say this.

883
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: I don't like the spotlight. I don't want attention from this,

884
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: Like he has to preface, preface all of this before,

885
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: and he said that that suicide and kids that kill

886
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: themselves that are that are gay goes down if they

887
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: just have one friend or one parent that says it's okay,

888
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: Like that's wild, and you know, and so I don't know.

889
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a beautiful thing. And so many people

890
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: are coming out, like, you know, happy for him, And

891
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: that was I could not believe. It was everywhere yesterday

892
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,439
Speaker 1: the headline. I couldn't believe this is the first person

893
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: that's out that's playing there. Get the funk out of here.

894
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: So we just assume every if you play football you

895
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: gotta want to fun women, and that if you don't,

896
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: it's like this thing that might make you a different

897
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:11,280
Speaker 1: kind of player? What is what? Where are we living?

898
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I just the idea that anyone should. I

899
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: just I don't even want to talk about it because

900
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: I want to honor gave you. But it's just like

901
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: I just can't believe anyone would take issue with it.

902
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: This world is so sad that that is a especially football.

903
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: Good for this guy for coming out with it, because

904
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: that's the thing. You need to come out. You need

905
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 1: to say the things and rub it in people's faces

906
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: so that they get used to it. But it's just

907
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: wild to me that this is still like who cares?

908
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: Let's see more football? Who cares? And it's like you

909
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: can't handle three posts, you know what. I'm kind of

910
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: saying that right now to those people are like, I

911
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 1: don't want to those people. I don't want it in

912
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: my face, And yeah they don't. That's still a disdain

913
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: for exactly. And they're saying, no, I don't care, I

914
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: don't care. It's like you do care because you're saying

915
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: you don't care, so you definitely care. Stop it just anyway, Yeah,

916
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: it's uh, you know. I think what happens is people

917
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: are afraid the more celebrity you are, because you'll lose

918
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: you know, maybe you're not, maybe not. You won't get

919
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: as many like AD dollars, but I think you probably

920
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: will get more if you come out and you're a

921
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: great player. That's his choice. Like, why does that everybody

922
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: else care how much that guy makes off ads? I

923
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: guess enough does. Like I mean, look, I think I

924
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: think I have a buddy that played in the NFL

925
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 1: for thirteen years and he said there's a lot of

926
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 1: gay men in the NFL. Andrew, sorry, I mean that, duh.

927
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: I think there's something like ten percent of people are homosexual.

928
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: So do the fucking math. There's so many closet Like yeah,

929
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it's that's that's wild to me that anyone

930
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: would assume this is the only gay guy. And then

931
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: I've alright, yeah, well there's a lot of bisexual people,

932
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: there's a and just it's just it's wild. It's this

933
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 1: is it's wild, and it should be we should all

934
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: be very aware of the fact that this is even

935
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: news in it's just just poor gay people are still

936
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: having to fight that site and it's bullshit and uh

937
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: and it makes me mad and I'm probably projecting my anger.

938
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: But um, next story, I just can't believe it. Really,

939
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: as someone who doesn't know sports, I'm like, what do

940
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: you tell this is the first out? I thought it

941
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: would have two and that would have been late, like

942
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: what are we doing? And there's so many gay people

943
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: in football. Just to be fair in the article that

944
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: um Andrew is citing, it's like the headline is that

945
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: he received an overwhelming majority of support from from like mentors,

946
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: h everyone's on blubrities. Yes, yeah, so it was. It

947
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: was well received. That's the thing. Is like it that

948
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: it should be. It shouldn't even note that it's well received.

949
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: As my point, it shouldn't. This shouldn't be a thing.

950
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: It should like. And I'm not saying like, just play football.

951
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: I don't care about your sexual orientation. It shouldn't shock

952
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: anyone that someone who could play football is gay. It

953
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: shouldn't be of note and um, it's just that's just wild.

954
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 1: I literally saw that headline and I go no, the

955
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: first I read it a couple of times to be like,

956
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: is there something else about those that's special? Because football

957
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: is gay? As ship dude, there's so many gay dudes

958
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: in football, and I just mean gay is like it's

959
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: I mean good, like like gay is like football is gay.

960
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: Everything can be gay, like gay people can be in

961
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: and it can do anything. What are what are we

962
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: talking about? Like because it presupposes that football can't have

963
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: gay people in it, Like that's well yeah, so that's

964
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: why it's like crazy. And football is a very American

965
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: Christian like it's very like trade ship Friday Night, Let's

966
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: Texas Republican. It's all Christians all tied up in like

967
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: like homosexuality is a sin. Football is is God. God

968
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: is football. It's all fucking yeah. We used to do

969
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:19,919
Speaker 1: like the Lord's Prayer before before games, like our father

970
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: Lord in Heaven. How else do I know? I'm a Jew?

971
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: How do I know that? Can I tell you something positive?

972
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: You know? It's Pride Month. I was driving by and

973
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: I passed a church and on the marquee guess what

974
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: it said? What be Pride Month? Good? So I was like,

975
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: whoa that is? I wish I could have stopped and

976
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: taken a photo of that to share, but I share

977
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: it with you. There's a lot of progress. I saw

978
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: something else too, with conservatives because like a lot of

979
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: times you conservatives are conservatives hate gay people. No, I'm

980
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: not saying that you do. I'm just saying that I

981
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: think a general public like might think that that they

982
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: haven't looked a conservatives are on pro gay for a

983
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: pro gay marriage. Oh that's so nice. Oh thank you

984
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: so much for thinking that people who are gay don't

985
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: choose to be gay. You fucking morons, You fucking idiots.

986
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: Anyone who doesn't like gay people, you are the dumbest

987
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: person alive. You literally are one of the stupidest people.

988
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: I remember I was a teacher. I was a teacher

989
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: at a Korean prep school in two and my students

990
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: were making fun of gay people. They were saying gay

991
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I go, I'm gonna clean cancer the

992
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: lesson today. Can we talk about this? I go, when

993
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: you do you think someone chooses to be gay? Can

994
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: we couldn't talk about that? And I go, I just

995
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 1: really want to hear what you think, Like, do you

996
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: think gay people would choose to be um the butt

997
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: of jokes, to have this thing that they have to

998
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: hide from everyone? Do you think like do you want that?

999
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: And they were like, um, I guess not okay, so

1000
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: maybe they didn't like I just don't understand people think

1001
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: that people are trying to be getting because I know

1002
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: some people are like, oh, they're saying they're uh, you know,

1003
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 1: transgender because they want attention or they want to change

1004
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: their sex because because who they know. You don't choose

1005
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: the fact that you are dumb and you can't wrap

1006
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: your head I should have more of a compassion for

1007
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: dumb people. Happy. Yeah, I'm so sorry you are so

1008
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: poppy that you can't wrap your head around the fact

1009
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: that gay people might not that that you you don't

1010
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: like gay people because they're they're not I should, I

1011
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: should have the same empathy for those people that I

1012
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: expect them to have for for homosexuals or anyone that

1013
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: feels like outside of the you know, the gender norms.

1014
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: Um so yeah, I really, I am so sorry. You're

1015
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid. If you're someone who doesn't like people,

1016
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: and honestly, if you have any family members that don't

1017
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: like gay people, can't tolerate it, fuck them too. I

1018
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: hate them, Like, I'm so angry a show those like

1019
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: I love that we're like people are crying. I mean,

1020
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 1: if you ten Republicans three of them are gonna say

1021
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: gay people are are wrong. Yeah, step in front of

1022
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: traffic please. I hope a gay priparade us put you

1023
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: out and just flattens you with their consetti. I really do.

1024
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: I hope I'm in I'm I'm in a bad mood today.

1025
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: I'm wishing death up on people. Know. I hope you

1026
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: get run over and like it runs over your toe,

1027
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: un over the part of your brain that's dumb as shit. Yeah,

1028
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: and then you're Okay, let's get to care. Why do

1029
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: I care? I'm so eggryline you guys. It's just so.

1030
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: It's a really hard day for me. I'm going to

1031
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: be in such a better mood tomorrow, I think. Okay.

1032
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: What sick of women commenting on my face? Caitlin Bristow

1033
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: hits back at comments that she looks different after returning

1034
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: to the Bachelor Universe earlier this month after six year hiatus.

1035
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: Fans commented on how different she looks. She hit back,

1036
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: she goes, six years since I was on the show,

1037
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: brow lift, brown microblading, got my teeth, bonded, some filler

1038
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:20,439
Speaker 1: in my lips, aging darker hair, and I finally learned

1039
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: how to contour. Oh put on some weight that's beautiful.

1040
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: Respond suck you everyone if women who do stuff to

1041
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: their face, who cares if she looks different? You know

1042
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: why you're mad about it people out there, because you

1043
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: you are scared to get stuffed on your face. And

1044
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: when you make fun of someone that might look different,

1045
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 1: and you go, she looks different, we gotta make fun

1046
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,959
Speaker 1: of her. It's it's you don't like the way you look,

1047
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: and you wish that you could do things to improve it.

1048
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: And so you're punishing someone who tried to improve the

1049
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: way they look because it convinces you further that oh, yeah,

1050
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: I don't I don't try. Yeah, I'm right for not

1051
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: looking trying to look prettier. And she's so like that's

1052
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: the same reason we get mad at girls that try

1053
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 1: to look out on Instagram. And I conclude myself in

1054
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: this and I used to be one of these people

1055
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 1: that like got so she ruined her face. You mean

1056
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 1: she was trying to get more love in this world

1057
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: and more acceptance in this world, because this world is

1058
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: run by men wanting to fuck you. So she was

1059
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,800
Speaker 1: trying to make her face more appeasing to men. So

1060
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: not so that she could get sucked by them, but

1061
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: so that people would like her more and maybe she

1062
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: could have a better career all that. And I'm not

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00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,359
Speaker 1: saying that's why Caitlin did any of this, But all

1064
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: women are trying to do is to look better. No

1065
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: one again, it's like the gay thing. No one wants

1066
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: to have face work that makes everyone go, you look

1067
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: like a cat or whatever it is. When I see

1068
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: a catwoman, I just go that poor woman like just

1069
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: was trying to look better and it went too far.

1070
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 1: And I don't know, there's that one that wants to

1071
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: really look like a cat, so let it. Yeah, that's fine,

1072
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: but mad about it because they because they hate the

1073
00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: way they love. And I saw this head line, I go,

1074
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: what is it going to prove to our daughter that

1075
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: you don't accept your own face. It's like you're not

1076
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: being accepting of her face, you dumb bitch. That's a

1077
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: really good point. And what does it say to your

1078
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: daughter that you are someone who's commenting on Caitlin Bristow's

1079
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: face work, you lose her. If my mom was commenting

1080
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: on an Instagram post of a girl who wrote a

1081
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: post about admitting telling the truth and like wrote some

1082
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: like thing about me, I'd be like, my mom sucks,

1083
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: get a life, Mom, This woman doesn't know you. You

1084
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: have no right to weigh in on this and guaranteed

1085
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: that daughter, guaranteed that mom doesn't like her face and

1086
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: doesn't accept herself. This idea that we're just supposed to

1087
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: be like, love yourself no matter what it takes. Work. Yeah,

1088
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: and your daughter snap? How about that? What? No? I

1089
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: thought I'd just add on and make you. God, I

1090
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: hope your daughter gets killed. I used to get ship

1091
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: about talking about how I'm insecure about myself and how

1092
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: I want to look different, and how I wish I

1093
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: were prettier. And guess what, I'm not gonna lie and

1094
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: say that I don't want those things, because that's a lie.

1095
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: If I go, I love myself, I always have. I

1096
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: love my curves. Like these things with girls. There's so

1097
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: many examples of women who continue to struggle with how

1098
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: they look, and they project on Instagram this whole you know,

1099
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: body acceptance movement. I think a lot of them actually

1100
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: have accepted themselves. But I think a lot of women

1101
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: say that they do because that's what we're told to

1102
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: say to set good examples for our our children. How

1103
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 1: about The best example is being honest that it sucks

1104
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: that I feel that I want to be prettier because

1105
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: so people like me more. How about we talked about that. Honestly,

1106
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie and say I love myself. If

1107
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: I don't, I can't. And maybe it's a bad example

1108
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: for your daughter, But at least I'm being honest, and

1109
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: you need to be honest with yourself that you're just

1110
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,919
Speaker 1: jealous that you can't afford to get botox. You dumb

1111
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 1: bitch commenting, Why don't you I'm so mad at people today.

1112
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: Let's get to Reddit. Dumb what I'm doing so well

1113
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: in between you and me? I I mean, I yeah,

1114
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: in the top of the show, I was really I

1115
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: think I was in a different place. Listen, I am

1116
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: like going to get out of the same space. And

1117
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: today it's gonna be fucking amazing. My mom is coming

1118
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: with me to this thing that I'm scared about. I

1119
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: bring I have emotional support. I um, I have a

1120
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: plan of action for how I'm going to handle anything

1121
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: that happens. Like, I'm ready, what are you gonna what

1122
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: are you doing? We're gonna make up, you wear you

1123
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: look hot? Are you gonna look, no, no, I really don't.

1124
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: I am myself. You know, It's like I I can't.

1125
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to make people feel like they're not

1126
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: in on the story. But I just can't talk about

1127
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 1: what I'm going through. But um, I feel I feel.

1128
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be myself today. If myself is a

1129
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: little bit angry, that's who I am. I'm not going

1130
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: to try to be I'm not going to try to

1131
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: act like I'm fine. I'm not going to try to

1132
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: act like I'm mad. I don't need any I'm not

1133
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: trying to get anything out of someone. I'm just gonna

1134
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: go with how I feel. Okay. This is our reddit dump,

1135
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: where I save reddit post when I scour them late

1136
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: at night. This is from the subreddit hole up h

1137
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: O l up up. And this is when it's like wait,

1138
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: hold up, like it's going somewhere and then at the

1139
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: end you go what And this is just a meme

1140
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: that made me laugh. And there's a guy. It's a

1141
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:20,479
Speaker 1: meme of a guy and his woman cooking and he goes, honey,

1142
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: did I ever tell you that you cook well? And

1143
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 1: she goes, oh no, babe, and it goes, so, why

1144
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: do you keep cooking. I just thought it's okay. Uh.

1145
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 1: The next one is, oh man, this one's so fucked up, dude.

1146
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: This is from the subreddit aged like milk. This is

1147
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: when things from the past come back and it's like

1148
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: they didn't age well, Like it's something that like it's

1149
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: it's always so. This is from a uh, the Saturday

1150
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:55,919
Speaker 1: Evening Post. It's like a magazine insert from July seven.

1151
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: It's called the Post and there's a kid on front

1152
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: that is seriously mentally handicapped. For sure. He is wearing

1153
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 1: three D glasses and reading a book. His mouth is twisted. Um,

1154
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: he's definitely someone with like a learning like a disability. Right.

1155
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: That's fine to have a kid on the cover like that,

1156
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: but it's a kind of a weird looking picture. He's

1157
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 1: reading and it says, um, when kids can't learn new

1158
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: ways to read, new ways to read, help for the retarded,

1159
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 1: How the mind works? Help for the retarded is one

1160
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: of the lines. Let's go to another headline on this

1161
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: very same Okay, so do you see that, Andrews. See

1162
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: the other headlines? Okay, let me read them. Ambassador Lodge

1163
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: reports and it says Colan it's a quote Ambassador lodge

1164
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: says we're winning in Vietnam. Okay, and then the then

1165
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: the one beneath that says the violent oh yeah yeah yeah,

1166
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: the violent Negro ghetto. I mean, this is those are

1167
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: the three headlines. Retarded kids were wedding in Vietnam and

1168
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: the then and this is the other. Did you see

1169
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: the other line? NFL player thinks about coming out of cloth.

1170
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: NFL player acknowledges the color pink is on the spectrum

1171
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: of colors. Don't you say pink over here with the chargers?

1172
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, So this is from life hacks,

1173
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: the subredit life hacks. When keeping leftovers from Chipotle, Okay,

1174
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 1: you know how they give you like a bowl or

1175
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: salad um and it's cardboard on the bottom and then

1176
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: the tin on the top. Flip your container upside down,

1177
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: placing your food on the metal lid, preventing the dish

1178
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: from becoming soggy and falling apart. Love it. Flip your

1179
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 1: Chipotle interesting, okay, for that lid is just you get

1180
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: that that sounds. But when you're ready to eat it,

1181
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: flip it back off. Flip flip it back yeah yeah yeah, um. Okay,

1182
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: So this is from white people Twitter, Uh, only psychopath

1183
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 1: This is a girl that says it's from the tweet

1184
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: at our uh person at Cowboy Energy she wrote only

1185
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: Psychopaths by a sticker and immediately put it somewhere. No,

1186
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: you have to think about all the places you could

1187
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: stick it, get overwhelmed, and then put it in a

1188
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: drawer for three years that I mean it's either going

1189
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: to go on the top of your computer or in

1190
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: your joy forever. I mean those are yes. I just

1191
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: recently got a Taylor Swift sticker myself. I bought it.

1192
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: We haven't even talked about your poster, straight up poster

1193
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 1: on the wall. We'll talk about that tomorrow. Yeah, I

1194
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: have a Taylor Swift poster on my wall, but no, no,

1195
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:40,959
Speaker 1: no frame, just straight post. Yeah, I just I didn't.

1196
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for so long to get a frame

1197
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 1: for it. And I go, why am I'm preventing having

1198
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: this picture of Taylor stuff. She's writing songs like it's

1199
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: with her guitar and she's bent over like writing a

1200
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: song like at her table, and I loved it so much,

1201
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I want it up now. I want

1202
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: this to inspire me now. I don't want to wait

1203
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: and I always wait for things final thought. Oh it's

1204
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: final thought time. Um, final thought? Uh didn't ask Reddit

1205
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: sub that's where people ask questions that are cool. What's

1206
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: the stupidest thing you did because you were horny? And

1207
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: then uh, here's the top comments. I was gonna jerk

1208
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: off and thought using ben Gay as lube would lead

1209
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: lend a pleasant, warming tingle. I rubbed it on my

1210
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 1: sack and everything. I spent the next hour naked on

1211
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: all fours, gently dipping my junk in a bowl full

1212
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: of warm water. But the pain was excruciating. Another guy says,

1213
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: way back when I was was a stupid and perpetually

1214
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,400
Speaker 1: horny teenager, and before realizing that lotion was better, I

1215
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: used vaselinas loop. Once I was ready to go and

1216
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: realized I was out of vassoline, so I pulled a

1217
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:42,439
Speaker 1: bottle of menthol. I mean, it's the same thing ben

1218
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 1: gay again, most painful masturbation ever, But you bet your

1219
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 1: ass I finished. Um. Someone said I had heard or

1220
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 1: read about someone dying from auto exphyxiation. I found masturbation

1221
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 1: pleasurable and figured there must be something to it if

1222
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: people would risk death to do it. I also had

1223
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: the same thought once I somehow deduced it was about

1224
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,439
Speaker 1: blood rushing to your head. So I jerked off, hanging

1225
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 1: upside down from a pull up bar, using the back

1226
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: of my knees to hang on. What I hadn't known

1227
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: is that you get weak in the knees when you climax.

1228
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: And so I fell on my head and continue jitsy

1229
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 1: on myself in my collapsed, crumpled form. He's gonna need

1230
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: some ben gave for his neck. What's the dumbest thing

1231
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 1: you've done that's so funny? I don't know. The funny

1232
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 1: part about the first one is that he rubbed it

1233
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: on his balls. He's putting loaded on your balls when

1234
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,919
Speaker 1: you jerk off, like if you're a guy. No, maybe

1235
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: because you want to stroke your sack too, so you

1236
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: want to all that guy. But why does everyone tell

1237
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 1: us girls that you go to you go to grow

1238
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 1: up the balls, but not I've never met a man

1239
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: grab your own balls. You don't lotion your balls when

1240
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 1: you jerk off. But it would be better because it

1241
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: would be smoother to touch. Then, Like, when I'm going

1242
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 1: at some balls, I like them to be moisturized so

1243
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: I can like or like spit on them. So that

1244
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: there's a smoothness to rubbing them. True, No, I get it,

1245
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it's just something that that I

1246
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: think probably will stand out to the guys listening. But look,

1247
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: maybe he's onto something everything. Okay, what's the dumbest thing

1248
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: you've ever done? I mean where do I start? I

1249
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 1: mean probably having sex with the girl from Craigslist who

1250
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: was dressed as a cat. Yeah, that was something we

1251
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 1: could talk about that another time. I mean that was wild.

1252
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you've done a lot of things. Oh, We've

1253
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 1: talked about that already. Yeah, I've done a lot of

1254
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 1: dumb things. I think jerking off instead of driving. I

1255
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: was a little inebrated in New Orleans during college and

1256
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: I was driving, of driving, or while driving, I should

1257
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: have jerked off instead of driving to my girlfriend's house

1258
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 1: who wasn't talking to me, and my tire blew up

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Speaker 1: and I was driving around New Orleans drunk with three

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Speaker 1: tires with sparks flying out of the car, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, I hope she loves me. Boy, Um, probably

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Speaker 1: text a guy that I shouldn't text and say too

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Speaker 1: much or something, or um, I guess like, oh man,

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Speaker 1: my my hair and makeup people are here. I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the horniest thing I've done.

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Speaker 1: I mean probably uh pursue a man who couldn't love me.

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Speaker 1: And that brings us to the end of the show.

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Speaker 1: Gotta go, guys. Thank you for listening today. Wish me

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Speaker 1: look and whatever I'm doing today, that's making me a

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Speaker 1: crazy person and I love you guys. Thanks for tuning in.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow on the podcast. Stay stay with us.

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Speaker 1: This today was I was. It's a great day, all right,

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Speaker 1: have a great one, have all the swells and I'll

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Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow on Wednesday show Tuesday. Okay, okay,