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Speaker 3: Those parrots are just going for it. I love it.

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Speaker 3: The only thing that look it's eleven am. I've been

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Speaker 3: I love today's guests. He's so funny. It's Rob Hubel,

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Speaker 3: Rob Richard. Welcome to. I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for having me. The parrots of Pasadena?

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Speaker 3: Are they of Pasadena?

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Speaker 2: I don't know where they came from. People don't care,

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Speaker 2: Something human like that is a great idea. If you

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Speaker 3: It is the heat that's the wild could be the.

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Speaker 2: We don't know we don't know how this is going

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Speaker 2: In Megan Markle, my wife is furious that a that

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Speaker 2: Our phones are live, they're silent. My phone. I'm showing

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Speaker 3: Where was this passion that you were I mean, the

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you have you been to a lot of funerals?

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Speaker 3: I just turned eleven and I turned I'll be clear,

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Speaker 3: People are dying like flies, they're dropping like flies. But

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Speaker 2: blankety blank church in South Carolina. I answered the phone

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Speaker 3: Let's get into this. So did you ever cross paths

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Speaker 2: No, no idea who this person is. Never seen him before.

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Speaker 2: Now I've gendered him. I don't know who the details

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Speaker 3: Right, So, I'm aware that you were in New York

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Speaker 3: But how many people have they gone through before they

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Speaker 2: Or like, great question, great question? At what? Yes, at

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Speaker 2: what point do you go? Oh? You know who I

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Speaker 2: And I'll fucking call him right now, and or I'll

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Speaker 3: Like what what sort of vacation is this person where

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Speaker 2: Exactly what are you playing? I was furious, and I'm

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Speaker 2: still furious. I did not. I had to be talked

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Speaker 2: But then my friend Paul Sheer talked me off the ledge.

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Speaker 2: doesn't even work there anymore, Like just let it go

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Speaker 2: talk about it on podcasts. So he gave you a

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Speaker 3: I mean, is there any chance he's been in touch

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Speaker 3: Maybe he's still living in New York. Obviously your family knows.

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Speaker 2: Where you are. Yeah, I don't know. And if you're

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Speaker 2: listening to this podcast, sir, what are you doing? What

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Speaker 2: are you doing? What the fuck? Get your shit together?

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Speaker 2: Why are you uh saving people's phone numbers who were grieving?

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Speaker 2: That's so four years year, so weird.

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Speaker 3: Even if you, let's say it wasn't even a grieving thing,

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Speaker 2: I I I don't know. Sometimes I wonder about that

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Speaker 2: Are you serious? That's impossible? I mean, I know this

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Speaker 2: But I was going to say that I think there

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Speaker 3: No, that's fascinating. And I wonder what he's gonna I mean,

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Speaker 2: Listen, more power to him. He'll probably move to New York,

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Speaker 3: Remember me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? You piece of shit. All I wanted was a

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Speaker 3: There's a chance you really were his first text, his

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Speaker 2: I could have been his first choice. So that's when

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Speaker 2: we got into this because of funerals. That was my

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Speaker 3: I mean this person could be involved with the next one.

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I should tell everybody to call this

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: And you're assuming he's in his twenties. I'm assuming he

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Speaker 2: Probably famous people, very famous. Oh my god, Rob you

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Speaker 2: I got to write this down. I have to write

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Speaker 3: He looks down at that tattoo on his wrist, like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Now I make use of this tattoo that I got.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, that's fascinating and obviously completely inappropriate. And

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Speaker 2: You ever had a guest? You know, I would even

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Speaker 3: probably be like, we've got you on a list we're

441
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Speaker 3: gonna get We'll get to you in a fue'll.

442
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 2: Double back to you. Ye that now, I know you're

443
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: not going to go into this, but this podcast is

444
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 2: obviously very exclusive. I know there's a long waiting list

445
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 2: to you know, I've been on the list for many

446
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: many months.

447
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 3: You've been begging.

448
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 2: But is there uh a sub sub list of people

449
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 2: that you know You're like, well, maybe we'll get them on.

450
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 2: Maybe there's They're not going to be that great, A.

451
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 3: Guess fortunately not yet, okay. I mean occasionally you run

452
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 3: into somebody and kind of like this funeral person that

453
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 3: like maybe you haven't seen it or heard from in

454
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 3: a long time. The podcast gets brought up and then

455
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 3: you get into weird territory of like they haven't been

456
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 3: on yet, and you have to kind of just dance

457
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 3: around it for a minute to then hope that the

458
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 3: subject changes.

459
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 2: Been Really do people come on and they're upset that

460
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: they haven't been on the podcast.

461
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 3: No one that's been on has been upset that they

462
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 3: haven't been on. But I'll run someone socially and I'll

463
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 3: be like, oh, you're a dud and you want.

464
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 2: To be on the oh yeah, yeah yeah.

465
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 3: And then we.

466
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: Just but we're not going to get any names for

467
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 2: the listener Paul Sheer, but he was on.

468
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 3: He he finally got through. Will we allowed to.

469
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 2: Turn it into his own podcast. We'll start talking about

470
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 2: movies and how they ever got made, and it's like,

471
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: well how did that get You're like, wait a second,

472
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 2: I'm now on.

473
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 3: Your This is now going to be released on your

474
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 3: networking absolutely common deer, and now the audio belongs to you.

475
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 3: I'm signing the release.

476
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: It happened that would just migrated and then you mind

477
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 2: if I borrowed that episode. We've covered some really great stuff.

478
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 3: But this is actually now, now that we're getting into this,

479
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 3: it feels like you're just distracting completely from what I

480
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 3: was trying to get us to, which is this podcast

481
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 3: is called I said No Gifts. Yeah, I was really

482
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,919
Speaker 3: excited to have you here. Thank Everyone loves Rob Hubell

483
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 3: from South Carolina to Los Angeles.

484
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 2: Thank you.

485
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 3: Twenty year old's all over the world are hoping that

486
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 3: someone in your family passes so they can get your

487
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 3: phone number, if only so. I was excited until you

488
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 3: kind of sauntered up through my backyard folding a bag,

489
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 3: a gorgeous gift bag.

490
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 2: Thank you that.

491
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 3: I mean, let's be honest, even before the podcast, we

492
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 3: knew it was for me. You kind of made it

493
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 3: clear that was for me.

494
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 2: Well, I'm embarrassed because I think I just didn't the

495
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 2: name of the podcast is. I said No Gifts, right,

496
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 2: so I assumed, you know, I did some homework. I

497
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 2: listened to a couple of the other episode, Darcy cardon

498
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Speaker 2: Summer Is it summers or summer summer? Summer?

499
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an interesting with Suzanne out there dominating the

500
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 3: summer that it is his mom. He removed the s

501
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 3: so there would be no claims of nepotism.

502
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 2: Try to distance himself. I listened to those episodes, and

503
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: I was very prize that they brought gifts, and because

504
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 2: I got like, well, the whole premise of the show

505
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 2: is do not bring a gift, right, So I panicked.

506
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 2: I went to the store and I started thinking, you know,

507
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 2: in the back of my mind the whole time, I

508
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 2: was like, what they say, no gifts, But what if

509
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: I don't want to be the one person who doesn't

510
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 2: have something. If you show up to a party and

511
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 2: you don't have something, better to have it and not

512
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: need it so sweet? I would just say, I'm happy

513
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 2: to take it away if you don't think that you

514
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 2: want it, right. But I did go shopping for you,

515
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: and I got something and a card was a wow,

516
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 2: and uh, and it's really hard to shop for you.

517
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that because we don't.

518
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 3: Know each other, right, that makes it difficult to buy

519
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 3: somebody a gift.

520
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: So I could only, you know, listen to some other episodes.

521
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 2: I started thinking about what you might like, what you

522
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 2: might be into, and so I just went with my gut. Well,

523
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 2: and I hope you like it.

524
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 3: Should I open it here on the podcast and maybe

525
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 3: we'll just see what happened.

526
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 2: I mean, if you want to, Yeah, it's your podcast.

527
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: I would say, it's your podcast, and if you want

528
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 2: to open it, be my guest on your podcast.

529
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 3: I appreciate this new level of respect you're showing me.

530
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 2: And there's a you know, I mentioned there's a card also.

531
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: I went to the card store. I wrote a very

532
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 2: what I think is a thoughtful message, okay, and I

533
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 2: don't want to overhype it. I just I hope it's

534
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 2: something that you can use. I hope that it that

535
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: you like.

536
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I mean let's get into it. I mean

537
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 3: the bag is split wide open.

538
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 2: It is a gift bag situation.

539
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 3: It looks like it bent over to pick something up.

540
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,239
Speaker 2: It was a I'm realizing that this must have been

541
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: a gift bag that was used previously in my home

542
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 2: because it is split. I didn't notice that. And you know,

543
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 2: if we're gonna just you know, say everything on the.

544
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 3: Podcast radical honesty, you know, yeah, if.

545
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: That's what this is. This is like one of those

546
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 2: gotcha podcasts where you know. Suddenly I'm like, you know,

547
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 2: everyone's coming at me. Yeah. There is a tear or

548
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 2: a rip in down the back of the gift bag,

549
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 2: which I didn't notice in my home, where I certainly

550
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: would have.

551
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 3: It's kind of a fascinating place for a bag to

552
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 3: rip open. You never see this sort of thing. The

553
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 3: last person who got into this went while it was

554
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 3: a bear, a very careful bear.

555
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: And now I asked my wife. I said, do we

556
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 2: have any tissue paper? Because we have a five year old,

557
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: and you know, we go to birthday parties. No big deal.

558
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 2: We can afford to go to birthday parties, children's birthday.

559
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 2: We can afford that. And so I said, you know,

560
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: I'm sure we have tissue paper. You know, it's for

561
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: Bridges podcast. And she said, I don't know who that is.

562
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 3: H This family does not know me. That's you came here.

563
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: I want to make it clear that my entire family

564
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 2: is unfamiliar. And my daughter was you know, she's five.

565
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: She was like, but Papa, where are you going? I said, well, honey,

566
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 2: Daddy will be back. I have to go to a podcast. Well, Papa,

567
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 2: that's she calls me Papa. It's very European dangerous. I said,

568
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: I'll be fine, but so we we didn't have tissue paper,

569
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: so I used some bubble wrap, right, some kind of gorgeous,

570
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: and then I found I found a little bit of

571
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: tissue paper in our linen closet that was wrapped around

572
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: an old gift. But I don't want you to think

573
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 2: that this was thrown together.

574
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 3: Right and have crossed my mind. Okay, let's get let's

575
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 3: get the card out here.

576
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: I think you'll I hope you like it.

577
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 3: The card is completely sealed, but feels very old fashioned

578
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 3: to me at this point when somebody licks the envelope

579
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 3: and seals.

580
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: Now, look, I you know I licked it. I'll be honest,

581
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: I licked it. I don't have COVID. If that's what

582
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: we're worried about, I wouldn't.

583
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 3: Even say it's a COVID thing. I mean, that's just

584
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 3: it feels like mult people are so lazy. Look commentary

585
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 3: on today's society. I think people are too lazy to

586
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 3: lick the envelope.

587
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 2: I love it. It is if you know me, which

588
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: if you know me, which you don't, you would know

589
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 2: that I love to lick envelopes. It's like part of

590
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 2: my thing. It's a very big thing. Everybody that knows

591
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: me knows that about me. It's hubil. He's always looking

592
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: an envelope.

593
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm gonna stick my finger under here and

594
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 3: open its.

595
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: Sorry about all the saliva, and it's wet, it's extreme.

596
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 2: It was recently licked. I licked it in the car.

597
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: I hear children gallivanting. Is there a school.

598
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: There's a school nearby, the sound of children playing the listeners.

599
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 2: You got to move to this neighborhood. They got free parrots,

600
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: they got kids laughing.

601
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm opening it up. Oh oh, this is a

602
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 3: Dolly Parton card.

603
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: It is. It's an official Dolly Parton card, and you

604
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 2: can you can read it.

605
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 3: Out says I'll always love you. It's a picture of Dolly,

606
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: of course.

607
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 2: You know, because she's you know, famously. That's a song

608
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 2: of hers.

609
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 3: That is a song of hers. One of the best

610
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 3: songs maybe of all time, could be. Could we say

611
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 3: that it's a heartbreaking song.

612
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: I think I think we could probably say that.

613
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she and Whitney have I don't know if

614
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 3: anyone else has ever tried to cover it.

615
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 4: That would be humiliating. At this point, I don't think

616
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 4: you could do it. Y are you thinking about covering it?

617
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 3: I'm toying with it. I have a demo, I have

618
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 3: a real rough demo. But to get into the studio

619
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 3: with this thing, I.

620
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: Just I'm not sure it's going to be received. Honestly,

621
00:31:54,840 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 2: maybe if I start live, do like shows, sporting events.

622
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 3: Yes, in place of the national anthem, I do my

623
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: version I.

624
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,719
Speaker 2: Will always love you in place of the national anthem.

625
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's a bold move, but could be good.

626
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: It could work in I mean, I don't see any downsides.

627
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 3: I don't see it falling apart in it.

628
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: I don't think there's going to be any backlash.

629
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 3: Zero backlash. Okay, we're opening it up, it says Bridger.

630
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 3: Please accept my apologies for bringing a gift. We've been

631
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 3: through a lot, so there was there was a time

632
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 3: when you wanted people to think we knew each other,

633
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 3: but then you drove over here and started second guessing.

634
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: Then, to clarify, I didn't mean. I didn't mean that

635
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 2: you and I together have been through I just mean

636
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 2: the collective we.

637
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: Right, because now it says pandemic nine to eleven heat wave.

638
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for all of it. So you're accepting responsibility,

639
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 3: which is nice.

640
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 2: Well wait, whoa wa, whoa whoa whoa whoa woa, let's

641
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: we might have to stop the podcast. I am not

642
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 2: responsible for nine to eleven. And I've never been on

643
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 2: a podcast where I've been blamed for nine eleven. So

644
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 2: if that's the kind of gotcha podcast that I've walked

645
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 2: into where I'm being blamed for nine to eleven, no,

646
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 2: I said, We've been through. We America, the world have

647
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: been through a lot, the pandemic nine to eleven and

648
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: the heat wave just recently. Uh. And I apologize for

649
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: all of that. I didn't. I didn't mean to imply

650
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: that I am responsible responsible.

651
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 3: Uh well, I appreciate you speaking to everyone's pain.

652
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: Thank you. And this is listen, this is just the car.

653
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 3: This is simply the car. Haven't opened the gift yet.

654
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 2: I haven't gotten to gift.

655
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 3: Have you ever met Dolly Parton?

656
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 2: I have not. I feel like that would be a

657
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 2: great person to me.

658
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 3: Right.

659
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 2: I've been to Dollywood.

660
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 3: I've been to outside of Dollywood in Pigeon for it.

661
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 3: Yes to Tennessee, Yes, me too. I went there in

662
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 3: my early twenties.

663
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: Me too.

664
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 3: Wow, we could have crossed paths.

665
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: What the same, Aime eleven. Wait, now that I'm thinking

666
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 2: about I don't think I went into Dollywood.

667
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 3: I think I was just nearby, and you were just

668
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 3: in the insane towns, a lot of Christian the mini

669
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 3: golf courses. Yes, yes, kind of. It's a fascinating place.

670
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 2: It is really.

671
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 3: I had never been to the South in general, and

672
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 3: this was really my big taste of it. Wow, a

673
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 3: friend's wife was dancing in a magic show at Dollarwood.

674
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 2: The podcast down. I'm shutting it down again for the

675
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 2: third time. A friend's wife was dancing in a magic

676
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 2: show in Tennessee.

677
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 3: I used to tell the story by saying my friend's

678
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 3: wife was a magician at Dollywood, but then I had

679
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 3: to explain the truth and it wasn't as fun. So

680
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 3: she was dancing in a magic show. And this goes

681
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 3: back to Mormonism. My friend was already married, he was

682
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 3: twenty two or something. They were married. They're still married,

683
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 3: wonderful people. But she is a dancer and got hired.

684
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 2: Are you telling you like a stripper when you dance?

685
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 3: Well, you no one knows what happens. Neither of us

686
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 3: knows what happens to Dollywood. We've never been in show.

687
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 2: We don't. Just a bunch of x rages, filthy, filthy

688
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: Christian strippers. I don't think the theme. I don't think

689
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 2: Dollywood is a Christian theme. No, but it's just around there,

690
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 2: right kind of.

691
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 3: It's kind of a little island in the middle of

692
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: this deep.

693
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 2: Place, islands in the streets.

694
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 3: That we go again, Dolly did It all comes back

695
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,280
Speaker 3: to Dolly?

696
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 2: But so you went there. I'm sorry if you've told

697
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: the story.

698
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 3: A lot is not on this podcast. Okay, great, Uh,

699
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 3: we went there. We drove across the country with him

700
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 3: because they were moving there.

701
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: And that is so Mormon, and I don't I cannot

702
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 2: say that, probably because I'm not Mormon, but it seems

703
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: like a very Mormon that we drove across the country.

704
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 3: In a car with no ac because they were moving there.

705
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 3: They were moving there.

706
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 2: You were going to help them unload their car.

707
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 3: Yes, well, I think it was more. I mean, let's

708
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 3: be honest, it was more an opportunity to drive in

709
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 3: the country in your early twenties. Your friend's wife is

710
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 3: becoming a magic dancer. Why would you say no? But

711
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,919
Speaker 3: we didn't actually go inside. We got to the parking lot.

712
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 3: It was probably fifty dollars. We said, no, yeah, and

713
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 3: will I ever get back? God knows.

714
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 2: I don't think you will.

715
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 3: And you haven't been inside either. Why were you in

716
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 3: Pigeon Forge?

717
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, boy, Bridger, We're gonna go deep here. No.

718
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: I went to college in South Carolina. I went to Clemson,

719
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 2: and I, oh, I hope my wife doesn't listen to

720
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 2: this podcast.

721
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 3: She's she's a dedicated fan of well she.

722
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: She wasn't prior to this, but once I started mentioning

723
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 2: you and I googled you to see what you were about,

724
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 2: she started really you know, coming around to liking you.

725
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 2: So now I'm worried she's gonna listen to this. Anyway,

726
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 2: prior to my wife, I dated other people. Oh no,

727
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 2: this is and yeah, marit old trouble. Well, my wife

728
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 2: was not the first person I dated. I mean, I

729
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 2: got married when I was forty five. I got married like,

730
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 2: you know a few years five seven years ago. But anyway,

731
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 2: when I was in college, I dated a girl from Tennessee. Okay,

732
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: so I used to have to drive to Tennessee to

733
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 2: go so and so I would drive past that area. Yeah, okay,

734
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 2: but I never I never went inside, and I don't

735
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 2: know that there is some fancy like retreat, not a retreat,

736
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 2: like a resort in the mountains there, And I'm spacing

737
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 2: on the name of it, but it's supposed to be beautiful,

738
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: like you know, you go there with your significant other

739
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 2: or by yourself and eat delicious food and you go

740
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 2: on hikes.

741
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 3: This is in the Smoky mountains.

742
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, you know the name of it.

743
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 3: You seem like sure, No, okay, I just a m

744
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 3: I have the word blue in it?

745
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 2: Why do I?

746
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 3: Why am I seeing the word blue? I feel like

747
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 3: some friends may have recently gone.

748
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 2: Yes, me too.

749
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, it might be the same friends.

750
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: For all we know. We could be brothers. We could

751
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 2: be I could be your dad.

752
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: There's nothing about you. I don't know.

753
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 2: Am I your dad?

754
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: You're my father? Well, okay, so we've talked about Dolly.

755
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 3: I haven't even opened the gift yet.

756
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 2: The list? Oh god? And can I can I? Can? I? Yes,

757
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 2: very nervous. I don't want to explain the gift, but

758
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: can I ask? What have you gotten a gift that

759
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,439
Speaker 2: you don't like? On the show? And then I'm worried

760
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: you're gonna pretend that you like it, and then you

761
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 2: don't like it.

762
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I've gotten things that I've thrown I've

763
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 3: gotten one thing I've thrown away, which I've talked about

764
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 3: probably too much on this podcast. The comedian Jamie Lee

765
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 3: gave me a chewed up dog toy. She knew it

766
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 3: was a chewed up dog toy. I knew. No one

767
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 3: thought that I was going to stay in my home

768
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 3: now long. Yeah, and you have a dog, I have

769
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 3: a Dog's at least she could have done to send

770
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 3: a new dog toy.

771
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to use dog You know how.

772
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 3: Dog sickness passes. Yeah, that was the one thing that

773
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:48,919
Speaker 3: I've thrown away.

774
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: I think, okay, but everything else you've loved.

775
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 3: Look, it's been I would say they've ranged from a

776
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 3: two to a ten. There have been some real two's.

777
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 2: That's fair. This is I just spent a lot of money.

778
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 2: So I'm hoping that you like it. It's just like

779
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 2: it's just when you know, when you ground on a

780
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: limb and you really m you know, max out your

781
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: credit card or whatever and sell a car, and yeah,

782
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 2: you want the you want the receiver, the recipient to

783
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: be excited. So that said, you know.

784
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 3: I'll be very honest with you. I'm gonna be I'm

785
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 3: gonna lay it all out. We've talked about radical honesty

786
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 3: and how important communication is.

787
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 2: Is radical honesty a policy on this podcast? Is? It is?

788
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: It is? I just haven't heard it before on the podcast.

789
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: I mean, and I was kind of fast forwarding through

790
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 2: some parts, kind of just blasting through what I mean.

791
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 2: I want to have funny stories of the other guests,

792
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 2: but I didn't want to look like you know, I couldn't.

793
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 2: I'm very busy, so I couldn't listen to all of it.

794
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 2: But uh, yeah, if it's come up, I believe you.

795
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, uh, there's some bubble wrap here. Let me

796
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 3: see if I can at least pop it on the mic.

797
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 3: It's a small bubble wrap, which is not great. It's

798
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 3: not gonna happen. It'll be more of a crank.

799
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: I think you might be underestimating how many people like

800
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 2: the sound of this. This is there's a whole like ASMR.

801
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 2: There really is.

802
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 3: Somebody needs to do a compilation of every unwrapped gift

803
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 3: put on like a four hour YouTube video.

804
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 2: People would go crazy crazy.

805
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 3: We got some tissue, Yeah, Okay, Now.

806
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 2: I hope you like it.

807
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 3: Okay, so I've opened, uh, but appears to be a

808
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 3: pair of tied eyes sweatpaints. Yes, that say have a

809
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 3: good trip with some mushrooms on it.

810
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 2: I love this, Okay, great, Absolutely.

811
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 3: I actually will wear the maybe not to social gatherings.

812
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 2: I wouldn't wear it to a social gathering. But it's

813
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 2: the kind of thing where if you're if your house

814
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 2: catches on fire, God forbid.

815
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 3: God forbid. Of course God.

816
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 2: It's dark, right, it's smoky.

817
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: All of my candles are falling over.

818
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, or falling over you like you can't. You don't

819
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 2: want to go outside naked? Right, these are perfect for that.

820
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 2: You throw them on. They're bright colors.

821
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 3: They're like a neon orange and yellow.

822
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it says have a good trip with some mushroom.

823
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: So it's sort of like a little bit psychedelic. Maybe

824
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 2: we don't know what that even means. Is that the brand?

825
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 2: We don't know? But there they appear to be very comfortable.

826
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: I've never worn them, you know, And I could take

827
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: them back to Nordstrom and in a flash, I got

828
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: a gift receipt, So it's it's not gonna hurt my

829
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 2: feelings if you, I.

830
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 3: Will say Nordstrom has a great return policy.

831
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 2: Listen, they need to tighten it up. They I think

832
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 2: I think that they. I think that a lot of

833
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 2: costumers in the business, a lot of wardrobe stylists go

834
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 2: low budgets. Yeah, you go there and you buy all

835
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: the clothes for the movie, and then you go, oh,

836
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,760
Speaker 2: just fucking take it back, just like, don't fall down

837
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 2: when you're driving, you know, your car or whatever.

838
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 3: Please put down that grape juice while.

839
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 2: They just return it all right.

840
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 3: I think these are professional productions.

841
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 2: Shows you the level of movies and shows that I'm

842
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 2: involved with where they they can't afford the clothes. You

843
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 2: were gonna return these clothes?

844
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 3: No, I heard this about The Batman. They just have

845
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 3: the costuming and that was done by Nordstrom, and all

846
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 3: of those were returned. Anything you've seen Zoe Kravitz wearing

847
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,760
Speaker 3: in that movie is now back on the shelves.

848
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 2: It's all back on the shelves anyway. I hope that

849
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: you know, you seem like an athletic person. You might

850
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: work out in them, or walk your dog. I know

851
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 2: you have a lovely dog.

852
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 3: You've met the dog before the podcast.

853
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she seems great. So maybe you know I

854
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 2: don't want to sell the gift. You know, I love

855
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 2: joy the gift.

856
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, so worst case scenario, I'm greeting firefighters

857
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 3: in these Yes, I would love to be seen in these. Absolutely,

858
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 3: they can see me in the dark. Not hard to

859
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 3: spot with that.

860
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 2: What would that be like? Like if you're how is

861
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 2: it any consolation if your house is And this is

862
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 2: for the listener anyone here. I'm assuming that most of

863
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 2: your listeners have burned down their houses. Of who hasn't

864
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: the odds are, But is it any consolation to have

865
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: a group of handsome, fit, sweaty men come to your

866
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 2: house and be like, I got you, I'm going to

867
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: take care of you. I'm going to rescue you, I'm

868
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 2: saving you. Like does that help for me?

869
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 3: The temptation to be carried out like a little doll

870
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 3: by a handsome man, I'll light something on fire?

871
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm surprised that it doesn't happen more often.

872
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 3: It probably, I guarantee it's happened at least once. Someone

873
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 3: has thought if I'm going to meet a firefighter, this

874
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 3: is the way I'm going to do it. It's either

875
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 3: that or host a pancake breakfast. And I don't have

876
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 3: the time or energy for the pancake breakfast. I'll light

877
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 3: my house on fire.

878
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 2: I was, as we've kind of mentioned in New York

879
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 2: on nine to eleven, and not involved, to be clear,

880
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 2: not involved, but I was dating a woman and after

881
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: nine to eleven, the firehouses, you know, were they were

882
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 2: like churches of course, you know, and or and the

883
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 2: firefighters well deserved, you know, I deserve that recognition and

884
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 2: adulation and whatnot. But the woman that I was dating

885
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: was like obsessed.

886
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: She became kind of a yeah, stand yes.

887
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: Like we would walk past these firehouse I'd been why

888
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 2: are we going this way? Like we don't normally go

889
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 2: this way, no reason, like just to like see these

890
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: guys out there like doing push ups. And I don't

891
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 2: know how we got off on this, but we're talking

892
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 2: about fires in the in the pants. The pants are

893
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 2: flame retardant.

894
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 3: So these are absolutely made out of polyester. They will

895
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 3: seal themselves to me and even the slight if I

896
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,959
Speaker 3: open an oven around them.

897
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 2: They're gonna singe to your legs.

898
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 3: I mean, let's really talk about a fire scenario. Wake

899
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 3: you wake up in the middle of the night. Yeah,

900
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 3: what are you really thinking as far as putting on clothes.

901
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm even I don't think I'm even

902
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 3: considering it. I'm fleeing in whatever I've got on.

903
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 2: Is that true?

904
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

905
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: I don't, cause I do think about this.

906
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 3: If I'm fully naked, I'm considering throwing pulling a sheet

907
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 3: around me.

908
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 2: I've thought about it. I don't think you would want

909
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 2: to be fully naked. But certainly you've seen on the internet,

910
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 2: you know, dramatic rescue videos people getting pulled out of

911
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 2: rivers or onto the helicopter, you know, when their pants

912
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: fall off, and you know, I would hope that people

913
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: aren't going to like laugh at you and be like, Aha,

914
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 2: look at that idiot. His house is on fire, or

915
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 2: he was drowning and he got pulled out of his

916
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 2: car his pants fell down. What a jerk. I don't

917
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 2: think that's something you need to be worried about, right,

918
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 2: I think that people will just go you know what,

919
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 2: it's Bridger. It was a crisis, and the fact that

920
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 2: he didn't cover up is not a big deal, is that.

921
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 2: But I don't think you should worry about that.

922
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 3: I don't think it's not even crossing my mind.

923
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because I mean it seemed like you were.

924
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 3: I mean I was looking at the sweatpants. I was thinking,

925
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 3: what would I really do in this emergency scenario?

926
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: Oh, and you're saying you would just yeah, just I'm fleeing.

927
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 3: I'm fleeing in my nightgown.

928
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 2: What is your nightgown? Flammable?

929
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,919
Speaker 3: It's absolutely flammable. So flames are chasing me out. I'm

930
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 3: now pulling it out on, pulling it off on the

931
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 3: front lawn. People are wondering what's.

932
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 2: Happened to stop drop and roll starting fire in my grass? Now,

933
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: neighborhood is burning. Now, let's assume your house is filled

934
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 2: with smoke and it's dark. Right is your Because I'm

935
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 2: curious about people's mindsets. Is your mindset to save yourself

936
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,439
Speaker 2: get out of the house or is there anything other

937
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 2: than your dog?

938
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: Right?

939
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 2: You gotta get you gotta get your laptop, you gotta

940
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 2: get your phone, you gotta get your photographs. You know, like,

941
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 2: do you have a box of letters?

942
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 3: I think with I don't think there's that much. I mean,

943
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 3: maybe I grab my journals. Why most of my photos

944
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 3: are Let's be honest, there a cloud. Journals, my journals,

945
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 3: those are valuable and can't be replaced.

946
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 2: My boyfriend, we're talking about like you got to get

947
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 2: at least a decades worth of writing, So what like

948
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 2: half a journal? I mean, I'm trying to imagine how

949
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 2: much you're journaling.

950
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 3: There's one entry from twenty ten that says, didn't have

951
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 3: a great day and then I stopped. But I have

952
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,959
Speaker 3: dozens of books blank that I'm rescuing from the fire.

953
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 2: So you're so you're running out. You've chosen now to

954
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 2: not put on clothes, just grab your journeys and you're

955
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,959
Speaker 2: going to run outside, arms filled with.

956
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 3: Books, arms absolutely filled with notebooks.

957
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 2: Very flammable. Notebooks are flammable. They're all paper, and that's it.

958
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: That's all.

959
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 3: I don't even think I would grab my laptop. It's

960
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 3: all in some sort of cloud situation maybe, But no.

961
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 3: I was going to say my old iPods because those

962
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 3: have music on them that I feel like, buddy, you

963
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 3: look at it like what is happening?

964
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: You got to get your iPod because it's gotten me

965
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 2: use it. It's digital. You're burning, But where is that?

966
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

967
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 3: Are absolutely irreplaceable in my home and every printed photo

968
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 3: is basically a digital photo my laptop. Who cares. Yeah,

969
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 3: but those iPods have hold music on them. I mean

970
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 3: I'm obviously streaming at this point, but yeah.

971
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 2: I mean you gotta have you ever been burned? It's

972
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: really painful. Have you been burned? No?

973
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: Not?

974
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,280
Speaker 3: What are you grab I mean obviously your wife and family?

975
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, well let's think about it. It depends on

976
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 2: you know, what kind of week we're having, because anyone

977
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 2: you know, pissed me off. No, yeah, I'm grabbing my wife,

978
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 2: grabbing my daughter, uh, getting our dog. I think that's it.

979
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 2: I think that's it. Every now I had little fire blankets.

980
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 2: Do you know what a fire blanket is? It's like,

981
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. It came up on Instagram.

982
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 3: It doesn't work.

983
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 2: We know that, I don't know. It's a heavy it's

984
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 2: a very heavy like blanket made out of some and

985
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: it's a little thing, a little container. You pull it

986
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: down and you throw. It's really just for small fires, oh,

987
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 2: fires on your stove. Right, So maybe we would all

988
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 2: wrap up in one of those. But I ain't going

989
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 2: back for my iPods. I'll tell you that.

990
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 3: Well, if you have blanket, that's fascinating that feels like

991
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 3: you should throw that away before. It's a temptation that

992
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 3: you try to put out a fire and it leads

993
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 3: to a bigger problem.

994
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: No, I think I've had some impulse purchases because of

995
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 2: the pandemic. I've become very nervous where we live and

996
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 2: with fires. I think it's also having a child is cool,

997
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 2: like because if the ship goes down, it's like, well,

998
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 2: who's going to protect us? Like No, It's like, I

999
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 2: guess it's gotta be me, And I'm not really good

1000
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 2: at that. So I got to just buy a bunch

1001
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 2: of shit. So I've bought like some things that you know,

1002
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 2: like we have like, but I need to do more,

1003
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 2: Like I should get solar and you know, right, stuff

1004
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 2: like that. I really have it, like some jugs of water.

1005
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 3: So do you have a fire extinguisher? We do have

1006
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 3: a fire I've got to buy one. This is reminding me. Yeah,

1007
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 3: oh God, to think that this episode gets released and

1008
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 3: I haven't bought one. In my house burns down.

1009
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 2: Oh I should have brought that listen for future guests.

1010
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,399
Speaker 3: Future guests, are you listening fire extinguisher?

1011
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 2: I bought that. I had an extra one.

1012
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 3: I could have I've got to get one in my house.

1013
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 2: They're not expensive. You should get one.

1014
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 3: It's a very good thing to have around you never know.

1015
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 2: But what are you going to do when like there's

1016
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 2: a big like uh, like the power grid goes down.

1017
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 3: I'm reaching out to friends.

1018
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 2: It's every man for himself, right, because you don't have

1019
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: your phone. Yeah, what are you do? Your battery is

1020
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 2: gonna die.

1021
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna lie very still for as long as possible.

1022
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 3: And then if that doesn't work, my car's electric, so

1023
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 3: that's also scary.

1024
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 2: Yeah that'll last for a little while.

1025
00:50:58,239 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 3: Right, I mean that's why I've got to keep it

1026
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 3: charge at all times.

1027
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: So you got to keep at least saw your charger. Yeah,

1028
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 2: got to keep but you can only but if the

1029
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 2: if the grid goes down, Right, you don't have solar

1030
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:09,280
Speaker 2: in your house.

1031
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 3: Right, No solar, but solar I feel like doesn't even

1032
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 3: really work without the grid.

1033
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get into. I don't understand it fully either,

1034
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: But there's but you can get these big battery packs

1035
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 2: for you the solar, so so you part of the

1036
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 2: solar thing is And again I sound like I'm sponsored

1037
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 2: by either the fire department or the fucking solar.

1038
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 3: Solar, So there's a lot of money. Those salesmen will

1039
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 3: not leave you alone.

1040
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,439
Speaker 2: I will not They will not leave. And I don't

1041
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 2: even own solar, but I think you part of what

1042
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 2: you're doing is selling it back to the power company.

1043
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 2: And then part of it if you get these big

1044
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 2: batteries is you can uh, you can put it into

1045
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 2: your big battery pack, so then you can have you know,

1046
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 2: at least like a week's worth of power. And again,

1047
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 2: if you're a listener and I'm wrong, please call us

1048
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 2: and let me know.

1049
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 3: My phone again, the phones are phone.

1050
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: I did get a text, but it's not from more listener.

1051
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to look into the solar. I need

1052
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 3: a fire extinguisher.

1053
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make you worried.

1054
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 3: But things are going to happen. Things are certainly going

1055
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 3: I don't want to worry anyone.

1056
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 2: I don't want things are currently this podcast, the tone

1057
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 2: of this podcast is very upbeat and not at all alarmist.

1058
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,760
Speaker 3: But now we're getting into some territory. Is the world

1059
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 3: is hanging by a thread.

1060
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 2: Could go down, I would just get a fire extinguisher.

1061
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 3: I start with little steps, little steps, and then we

1062
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 3: you know, start taking the sprinklers out?

1063
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 2: Are you? And if you need to wrap it.

1064
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 3: Up because we haven't even really I need to know

1065
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 3: who your general logic was with buying those sweatpants?

1066
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 2: Great, well, why am I sorry? I really sidetracked this

1067
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 2: with talking about five.

1068
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 3: I think I kind of did. Okay, Sorry, the blame

1069
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 3: is all over the place. The only thing we know

1070
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 3: is you were somehow involved with nine to eleven.

1071
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 2: I would really I'm I'm gonna get a lot of

1072
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 2: calls about that again. I'm checking my phone and uh,

1073
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 2: the podcast.

1074
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 3: Is right, The podcast is love.

1075
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 2: It's weird because people are not calling me. The only

1076
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 2: person that's called me is the person from that church

1077
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 2: that when my mom died York. No man, I got

1078
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 2: to use the toilet. Where are you? So you were

1079
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 2: asking about my my logic general? Yes, okay again not

1080
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 2: really knowing you. Everyone loves sweatpants comforting. I wasn't sure

1081
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 2: of what you would like color wise, and yellow and

1082
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 2: orange tied eye is not really that popular right now,

1083
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 2: but it could be, so I thought, why not try

1084
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: to get ahead of it. Do you remember when camouflage

1085
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 2: became like a big fashion thing, like everything was camo.

1086
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 3: Pure Camo. You were head to toe camo.

1087
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 2: I was head to tow a camo. So this yellow

1088
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 2: and orange tied eye could be big, we don't know.

1089
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 2: And then the mushroom have a nice trip thing. You know,

1090
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 2: there's just been a lot of research lately about my

1091
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 2: room in.

1092
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 3: A lot of psychedelics right way.

1093
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 2: So the I'm just trying to it's a conversation starter,

1094
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Because you if you wore

1095
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:13,919
Speaker 2: those to the grocery store, you you're going, You're walking around,

1096
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 2: You're trying to gauge everybody and figure out what their

1097
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 2: deal is? What's this person's deal, what's this lady's story?

1098
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 2: Someone may say to you, Hey, I really like those sweatpants. Man,

1099
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 2: what is? What is? Have a nice trip? And then

1100
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 2: you can you.

1101
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,240
Speaker 3: Know, suddenly an hour has passed.

1102
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 2: You got a new friend.

1103
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 3: We're walking out together. We're at the self checkout line.

1104
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 3: I'm helping her, she's helping me. I'm showing her the app. Yeah,

1105
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 3: we're seeing what app? Are you showing the Target app?

1106
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 2: You? I don't know. There's a lot to unpack there.

1107
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 2: Are you do you make? Do you make money turning

1108
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 2: people onto the Target app?

1109
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 3: For every ten users that I sign up.

1110
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 2: That's a lot.

1111
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a five dollars off of thirty dollars,

1112
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 3: so I'm I'm.

1113
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 2: Not knocking doors. It's not a good deal calling out

1114
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 2: from my car. You're wasting so much time. It's not

1115
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 2: five dollars for every ten.

1116
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 3: Yes, and I have to say that that it's a

1117
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:10,240
Speaker 3: twenty five dollars purchase. So I'm spending more than I'm making.

1118
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,879
Speaker 3: It's ruining my life.

1119
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, that was my thought that that sweatpants

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00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 2: are comfortable. They're comforting. You know, we are kind of

1121
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: coming out of a heat wave, so you may not

1122
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 2: get a chance to wear them right now. But fall

1123
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 2: is coming out.

1124
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 3: Fall is absolutely coming. I'm every morning I have to

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00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 3: throw something on to walk the dog. I put on

1126
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 3: a sweatpant, a croc there you I use my boyfriend's crocs.

1127
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 3: They're way bigger than my feet. Fine, the audacity. Does

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00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 3: he know that you wear his cross? Yeah? He is

1129
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 3: actually upset by us. Yeah, I'm he's like, you need

1130
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 3: your own cross. Yes, I don't want to spend money.

1131
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:50,720
Speaker 2: They're working.

1132
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 3: Fine, the croc should be loose.

1133
00:55:55,600 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 2: Bridger, you look ridiculous in larger man's crock than your

1134
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, what how did this person? Did you get

1135
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 2: shrinken down? Why are these not fake? Could you not

1136
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 2: afford the crocs in your size?

1137
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 3: Questions about my financial situation coming up? What money the

1138
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 3: community is gathering money to buying me?

1139
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 2: You wear any clothes of yours?

1140
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 3: No, interesting because that would be a real scenario where

1141
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 3: people would know that's definitely not his clothing. That's too

1142
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 3: small for that man. Okay, he's he's six six two.

1143
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm five six, so that he puts on my

1144
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 3: pants and nothing.

1145
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 2: Maybe that's not Maybe he could wear these sweatpants.

1146
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 3: Could easily stretch. That's the secret of a stretch. A sweatpant,

1147
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 3: A sweatpant. Who I like that sweatpants?

1148
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 2: Stop the podcast Bridger, this is a great idea for

1149
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 2: a business. Sweatpants. Oh my god, it's so easy to say.

1150
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 2: It's fun to say.

1151
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 3: People love it. It becomes you know, people are talking about

1152
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 3: the market this podcast. There's gonna be sweat pants.

1153
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 2: Sweatpants by the end of the day.

1154
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:08,439
Speaker 3: Sweatpants. Wow, fascinating pants. That feels like something that they're

1155
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 3: talking about on Good Morning America. Yeah, Like, what do

1156
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 3: you need to buy your partner for the holidays.

1157
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 2: Do you watch that program?

1158
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it in a long time. That's one

1159
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 3: I definitely have to just turn on the TV and

1160
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 3: it's on. If I have to find an app to

1161
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 3: turn it on, it's not happening.

1162
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 2: Do you watch it? Wait? What do you mean if

1163
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 2: you have to find an app to turn on your television?

1164
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 3: Because Oh, basically, what I'm saying is I don't have

1165
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 3: live TV anymore.

1166
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 2: Oh so, like if I have to open the Apple

1167
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 2: TV in a very condescending way, I don't have live

1168
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:44,439
Speaker 2: TV anymore. Like you, like you really are disgusted by

1169
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 2: me specifically, I actually know, but that's not the tone

1170
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 2: I was trying to strike.

1171
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 3: Live TV is a luxury, oh, I mean, because you're

1172
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 3: I feel like with live TV, you're paying for cable

1173
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 3: or whatever. Yeah, it's just like kind of having water

1174
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 3: in the faucet. Whereas for me, I've got the apps.

1175
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 3: I'm opening Apple TV go navigating to what do we have?

1176
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 2: So live television is not really a thing in your life,

1177
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 2: as I believe it is not a thing for most people.

1178
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 3: Right at this point, there's.

1179
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 2: Kind of been a big brew haha recently that CNN.

1180
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 2: Do you know about this? Well, CNN is kind of

1181
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 2: like becoming pretty right wing very suddenly. They have new

1182
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 2: I believe again, call me on my phone everybody if

1183
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 2: I'm wrong about this, but I believe they are part

1184
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 2: of that big merger with Discovery and all that you know,

1185
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 2: Warner Brothers merger Discovery and all that time Warner you

1186
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 2: know CNN blah blah blah. Anyway, so part of that

1187
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 2: merger was they have this new guy that's running it,

1188
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 2: and they basically just looked at it and they said, look,

1189
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 2: the only people watching live TV are old people.

1190
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, extremely old people.

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00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 2: Old people. That's why I like all that crap. You

1192
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 2: see the History Channel and like everything is geared gonna

1193
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 2: be geared more for like old people. So CNN specifically

1194
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 2: has been catching a lot of flack, as they should

1195
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 2: because they've just been like, well, fuck it, let's just

1196
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 2: do what Fox News is doing. That's kind of there.

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00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 3: Wow, that's horrifying.

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00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 2: But your point to your point that it's just old

1199
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 2: people that are watching like cable, right, the ratings are

1200
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 2: no one's watching exactly.

1201
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 3: And and let's say for old people, there are a

1202
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,919
Speaker 3: lot of old people who aren't out of their mind.

1203
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 2: Politically, yes, for sure, people I apologize.

1204
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 3: But but that media, I mean that marketing strategy makes

1205
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 3: perfect sense.

1206
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's a bummer.

1207
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 3: It's a real drag. I mean, CNN has been on

1208
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 3: a real downhill slide and it feels like that's just

1209
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 3: going to accelerate it in a crazy way.

1210
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 2: And also, just like the world, like, if you're putting

1211
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 2: that out there, it's.

1212
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 3: Just garbage poison. How do we get ton becoming? We

1213
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 3: were talking about live TV Good Morning America. I love

1214
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 3: I do love turning on a live television. I mean

1215
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 3: it's like the hotel room luxury of just like you

1216
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 3: turn it on, you don't care what's on. You didn't

1217
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 3: have to work to get it on. So a morning show?

1218
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 2: Do you find morning shows comforting?

1219
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 3: I find fascinating.

1220
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. My wife does the morning news here in La Okay.

1221
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 2: But so she's on at four o'clock in the mar

1222
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 2: Her day starts at four o'clock in the morning. She's

1223
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 2: on the air, the show starts at four, and then

1224
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 2: it ries to like seven thirty okay, and then she

1225
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 2: comes home in like eighty workdays over, Yeah, and she's done.

1226
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 2: But she has to wake up at like one in

1227
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 2: the morning to go to I think she's been doing

1228
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 2: that since before we were married. She's been doing it

1229
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 2: for a while, and then we had a baby, she

1230
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 2: took a few years off, and then now our daughter's five,

1231
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 2: so you know, she's been doing kind of off and

1232
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 2: on for a lot. It's right, it's a bummer. That's

1233
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 2: a real backward schedules, a bummer. But I just know

1234
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 2: that that morning news stuff is and morning shows are

1235
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 2: like part of so many people's like daily ritual, which

1236
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 2: I it's not part of my thing. I don't because

1237
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 2: when I do, my wife will have it on sometimes

1238
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 2: when I get up because you know, whatever her show

1239
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 2: was on before, and then it'll roll into the Today Show.

1240
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 2: My rights on NBC, so it'll roll into the Today Show.

1241
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 2: And I'm always struck by like this all seems like

1242
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 2: it's just paid.

1243
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 3: It feels very promotional. It's all infomercial ass.

1244
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 2: Tota talking about this fire extinguisher or fire blanket you

1245
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 2: know or you know not you know, obviously those are

1246
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 2: great products because I'm sponsored by now so, but but

1247
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 2: just they're always trotting out like summer recipes, and it's

1248
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: all like by some frozen food manufacture, what.

1249
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 3: If someone with a cook book.

1250
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 2: Yes, it's all just selling, it.

1251
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 3: Does feel like. And maybe it's because I only really

1252
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 3: watched those as a kid when we were off of school.

1253
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 3: So I think there's that's the comfort I get from

1254
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 3: it at this point, and I at that point I

1255
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 3: didn't really get what promotion was. I have to imagine

1256
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 3: it's always been that, right, just this weird problems. Yeah,

1257
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 3: it's like late night shows but in the morning and

1258
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 3: with more products.

1259
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,959
Speaker 2: I think also it's probably I don't know how it works.

1260
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 2: I'd have to ask my wife, but like they probably

1261
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 2: make a lot of money, like getting you know, if

1262
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 2: they ask, right, Hey, Bed bath and Beyond, you guys

1263
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 2: want us to do a thing with all of your

1264
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 2: summer products. It's going to cost you one hundred thousand dollars,

1265
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 2: but then we'll give you a five minute segment.

1266
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,919
Speaker 3: That's how they're saying on the air at this point.

1267
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 3: Probably it's like music videos with product placement. There's no

1268
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 3: money for them anymore. Yes, and so you throw a

1269
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 3: bunch of items.

1270
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 2: Yes, Is that a thing where there was there ever

1271
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 2: a bunch of products and music videos?

1272
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 3: No, there was a long period up until probably two

1273
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 3: thousand and What are we going to say here two

1274
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 3: thousand and eight, when you could watch a music video

1275
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 3: without sing a product? Okay, but at this point big

1276
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 3: music videos are essentially commercials.

1277
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 2: I did not know that.

1278
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really interesting all of the I mean, the

1279
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 3: artist makes money from it, but the video is paid

1280
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 3: for by whatever expensive watch or stupid product.

1281
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 2: Know that. I always just thought the record label was

1282
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 2: like losing money on this video that no one's going

1283
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 2: to see on YouTube, but just as like a thing

1284
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 2: to promote the right record.

1285
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 3: I mean, I think there's just no money in the

1286
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 3: music industry.

1287
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 2: There is point. There's no money anywhere.

1288
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 3: It really isn't every I mean, as far as entertainment goes,

1289
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 3: they're just flipping.

1290
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 2: A line in podcasts. It's in podcasts.

1291
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 3: It's in and and sweatchpants and pants.

1292
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 2: Everything's going in to sweatch pants. I think I don't

1293
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 2: know how we got into that. I know you've talked.

1294
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 2: I'm sure you've talked extensively about your family and being

1295
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 2: a Mormon and everything on the but but as an outsider,

1296
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 2: it is interesting, right right, because it is the focus

1297
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 2: of so many Netflix documentaries that have watched, right and

1298
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 2: I'm trying to gauge where you are.

1299
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 3: I'm happy to talk about I'm happy to answer any question.

1300
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,479
Speaker 2: Okay, I really just have one.

1301
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 3: I would love to hear it.

1302
01:03:55,840 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 2: Are the Osmond's cool, Johnny and Marie?

1303
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 3: They are behind the scenes and in front of audience

1304
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 3: is cooler than ever?

1305
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 2: Did you are you from? And I'm sorry for the

1306
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 2: stereotype of thing.

1307
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 3: I have no sense.

1308
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 2: Are you from Utah?

1309
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 3: I am you are from Salt Lake City? You are

1310
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 3: outside of Okay.

1311
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 2: I love it there. I love it there. We go

1312
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 2: to Park City a lot. I drove there during the

1313
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 2: pandemic time. I'm going there in two weeks.

1314
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 3: What are you doing there?

1315
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 2: It's an easy flight from here. It's cheap and easy.

1316
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 2: And we just go there to get away from the heat,

1317
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 2: right and go to the mountains and you're hiking during

1318
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 2: the Oh, we don't go to Saltlic City. We go

1319
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 2: to Park City. Yeah, we just go to Park City

1320
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 2: and like walk around and hike and ski in the

1321
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 2: winter time. Yeah, but yeah, we just go there to

1322
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 2: chill out. And the grandparents are going to come there

1323
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 2: and and we'll just mess around. But yeah, so I'm

1324
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 2: always I'm always more I feel like I'm Mormon adjacent, Like.

1325
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 3: I feel like that you've spent this much time in Utah.

1326
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 2: I've spent all the time there. I really like it there.

1327
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 2: Mormons are are very polite.

1328
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 3: Have you ever known a Mormon closely, grow up with

1329
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 3: Mormons or anything?

1330
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:13,040
Speaker 2: Great question, Great question. I don't think so. I don't

1331
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 2: think not closely.

1332
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 3: Okay, you're from the South. Yeah, and I feel like

1333
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 3: Mormons are not super welcome in the South because Evangelicals

1334
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 3: despise Mormons.

1335
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 2: Oh is that true? Wow?

1336
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 3: So maybe that has something to do with it.

1337
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I apologize. I didn't have anything to do

1338
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 2: with even the evangelical takeover of the South or their

1339
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 2: hostil I apologize you towards I don't think I know

1340
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 2: any Mormons very closely. I feel like there was a

1341
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 2: guy I worked in I lived in Aspen, Colorado, right

1342
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 2: after college for just a little while, and I feel

1343
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 2: like a guy that I worked with there, and I

1344
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 2: was working in hotels and stuff, and I feel like

1345
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 2: I worked with a couple of Mormons. But that was Colorado.

1346
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 2: So those are different Mormons in the you told.

1347
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 3: Me, Yeah, that is a different flavor of more than

1348
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 3: party Mormons.

1349
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 2: You is your sorry, we don't.

1350
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 3: Have to you don't have to apologize.

1351
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 2: Well, I just wanted to know, like, is your uh

1352
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 2: is your family? How do I ask this succinctly or

1353
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 2: how do I ask this so it's not a whole

1354
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 2: other podcast. Are you tight with your family or was

1355
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,000
Speaker 2: this sort of thing of like I got to break

1356
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 2: away and get away from this? Uh No, we're still

1357
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 2: We're still close.

1358
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 3: I mean like there was like a period of weirdness

1359
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 3: and like obviously being gay was a like I didn't

1360
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 3: come out till I was thirty. Wow, up to anyone,

1361
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 3: let alone my parents.

1362
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 2: Wow.

1363
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 3: But then they handled that pretty well, even better than ever.

1364
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure it's like a it's a weird

1365
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 3: thing to talk about publicly. Still, but I've like, I know,

1366
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 3: I've finally gotten to a place where I'm like, I'm

1367
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 3: no one and the Mormon Church is a hundred billion

1368
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 3: dollar organization. I can say mildly uncomfortable things about this thing. Yes,

1369
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 3: a lot of people I love her more, Yeah, and

1370
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 3: we have a great relationship. I have nothing. I don't

1371
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 3: have any good things to say about the Mormon Church.

1372
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but by the way, they're not coming after you.

1373
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 3: No, they can't.

1374
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 2: They can't.

1375
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 3: You never know, but I to them.

1376
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 2: That would be a great movie though, like a Mormon

1377
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 2: mafia that like really like comes.

1378
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 3: After you, it tarts to take me down.

1379
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 2: It'd be like scary but also friendly. Yeah.

1380
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 3: I mean, I think the Mormon Church, like any religion,

1381
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,440
Speaker 3: has good things about it, but it has a lot

1382
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 3: of horrible.

1383
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 2: For us for sure. Can I tell you and then

1384
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 2: we don't have to talk about anymore. The Mormon Church

1385
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 2: at one point thought that I was a superstar. What

1386
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 2: the entire Mormon Church was convinced that I, Rob Hubel

1387
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 2: was a superstar. And briefly, I will tell you that

1388
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 2: my grandfather was an artist, a painter, a great painter

1389
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 2: who painted all of these like very religious paintings of

1390
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 2: like Jesus and like you know, Jesus with kids and

1391
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 2: walking through the garden, all.

1392
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 3: The kind of the Kenny logins Jesus.

1393
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, I guess I don't know what that means, but.

1394
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 3: Kind of like kind of a.

1395
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 2: Very handsome yesld beer, Yes, yes, very handsome. So at

1396
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 2: one point in my grandfather's artistic career, the Mormon Church

1397
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 2: asked him to do some paintings for them, I guess.

1398
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 2: And I don't know exactly what all Mormons believe is

1399
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 2: or I don't know how where it kind of like

1400
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 2: goes away from the Jesus thing into the whole other plates.

1401
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 3: And sorry, but I don't apologize to me.

1402
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 2: I don't care. But in the Mormon in Salt Lake

1403
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:45,799
Speaker 2: City and the main Mormon tabernac, right, there are several

1404
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 2: gigantic murals paintings done by my grandfather, you're kidding and so,

1405
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 2: and he was not Mormon. He was just a religious dude,

1406
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 2: you know, right, And uh, but they I guess, you know.

1407
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:00,000
Speaker 2: He was like, well, their money's green, and it's Jesus.

1408
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 2: I love Jesus. Okay, So he paints it like all

1409
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:07,120
Speaker 2: of these big giant, like bigger, bigger than me, like right, massive,

1410
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:12,839
Speaker 2: massive style of Jesus. And uh, it's in the Mormon

1411
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 2: tabernacle there. And one time I was, I was in

1412
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City and I walked in. I was like, hi,

1413
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 2: I'm I'm just trying to find some paintings by a

1414
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 2: relative of mine. And they're like, oh, okay, who's that?

1415
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 2: And I was like, his name is Harry Anderson, that's

1416
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 2: my grandfather, said and they said, oh, you're wait, your

1417
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 2: grandfather is Harry Anderson. And they like the guy at

1418
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 2: the front gate like had like a walkie talkie, he's

1419
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:39,640
Speaker 2: like Harry Anderson's grandson is here, Harry Anderson's grandson, like

1420
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 2: co bread code Red and like all of these people

1421
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,680
Speaker 2: like came out of the woodwork and like brought me

1422
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:50,680
Speaker 2: in oh and like shied me around, and like I

1423
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 2: didn't have the heart to tell them like he he

1424
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 2: wasn't a.

1425
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,559
Speaker 3: Mormon contract job.

1426
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just didn't. I just let them believe

1427
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 2: whatever they wanted to believe, you know, I accepted their

1428
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 2: gifts of the rose petals and they lifted me on

1429
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 2: their shoulders. And but it was really it was really wow. Pretty.

1430
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 3: I mean, you look kind of Mormon. You look like

1431
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 3: like a you know, healthy American man, which is like

1432
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 3: every Mormon wants to be.

1433
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,120
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for saying that.

1434
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,800
Speaker 3: Do we have any idea how much your grandpa made

1435
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 3: off that job? Great, I'd love to know that number.

1436
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:26,599
Speaker 2: That's a great question. I'll have to ask my aunt.

1437
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 2: She would know.

1438
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 3: Wow, and he did this in the last like sixty years, probably.

1439
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:35,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you did it in like probably like

1440
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,599
Speaker 2: that I want to say, like the seventies, that is credible.

1441
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean more to the Mormons than I do.

1442
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:41,800
Speaker 2: Is that true?

1443
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 3: I mean yes?

1444
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,679
Speaker 2: From wow, I can wow. Thank you.

1445
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 3: You kind of came here to take my Mormon throne,

1446
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 3: and I'm giving it to you.

1447
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,400
Speaker 2: I will take it. I will take it.

1448
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 3: We should probably play a game. You have to play

1449
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 3: a game.

1450
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 2: Let's do it.

1451
01:10:58,360 --> 01:10:59,640
Speaker 3: Do you want to play a game called gift or

1452
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 3: a curse or a game called gift Master. One is

1453
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,200
Speaker 3: more of a thought experiment. One is more of a

1454
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 3: game with hard fast rules.

1455
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 2: I don't like rules.

1456
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,599
Speaker 3: Let's play gift Master.

1457
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 2: Okay. Let's see that.

1458
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten from you.

1459
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 2: Four? Okay, everyone says seven.

1460
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 3: I see a lot of people say seven. You rarely

1461
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 3: get a four or a two.

1462
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,240
Speaker 2: Of course, that's why.

1463
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:20,760
Speaker 3: How often do you get a one? Almost never? That's

1464
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 3: a confusing number to again the idiots. I have to

1465
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 3: do some light calculating. You can recommend something, promote something

1466
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 3: of the mic.

1467
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 2: I'll be right back. Okay, gosh, I wasn't expecting this.

1468
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:34,280
Speaker 2: I just want to say that the new album drops

1469
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:39,639
Speaker 2: pretty soon. I think it's going to be a big hit.

1470
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 2: On Spotify. I hope you guys will If you don't

1471
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 2: currently have Spotify, I hope you'll get it. Listen to

1472
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 2: the album. I know you're thinking, Wait, I didn't even

1473
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 2: know Rob Hubil was a singer. Well, I'm not yet,

1474
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 2: but I could do. I could bake an album if

1475
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 2: I wanted to. Richard, how long do I have to vamp?

1476
01:11:57,479 --> 01:11:57,639
Speaker 3: Right?

1477
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 2: Gosh, I don't have an album, Everybody, I've just never

1478
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 2: been given I've never come to a podcast and then

1479
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 2: just been told to promote something. Oh, this is torture.

1480
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 2: Let me see if anyone's called. No, no one's called.

1481
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 2: That was the perfect use of the time. That was

1482
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 2: an absolutely perfect use promoting an album that I that

1483
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:20,320
Speaker 2: does not exist.

1484
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 3: But it's kind of like a kickstarter where it's like

1485
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,760
Speaker 3: if the support.

1486
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 2: Is there people, that's right, If people contribute, then I

1487
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 2: will go and make an album.

1488
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,679
Speaker 3: Right, So then if they're disappointed, that's there.

1489
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 2: They told you to do it. Yeah, and we're all investors.

1490
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:35,599
Speaker 3: Right, We're all investors, and all of our money has

1491
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:39,920
Speaker 3: been wasted on Rob's stupid little idea. This is how

1492
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:43,120
Speaker 3: this game works. I'm gonna name three gifts so you

1493
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:45,840
Speaker 3: can give away and then I'm gonna name three celebrities

1494
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 3: and you're gonna tell me which of those people you'll

1495
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,639
Speaker 3: give which gift? And why does that make sense?

1496
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:51,599
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, so is there a time limit?

1497
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 3: No, you could spend hours.

1498
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 2: I'm just so nervous.

1499
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,599
Speaker 3: Okay, these are these are decent gifts. The first is

1500
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,200
Speaker 3: just fresh cut flow hours. It's a nice thing to

1501
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:01,639
Speaker 3: give away.

1502
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 2: That's really nice.

1503
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 3: The next is four new followers on Instagram, so the

1504
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 3: humble gift, that's not It depends on how many followers

1505
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 3: they already have, okay, and who knows what those followers are.

1506
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 3: They could be anyone could be the President of the

1507
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,040
Speaker 3: United States for.

1508
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,000
Speaker 2: Kay, that's pretty cool.

1509
01:13:17,479 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 3: And finally, a whip smart grandson. So that's uh, I'm

1510
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:23,719
Speaker 3: going to give someone someone will suddenly have a whip

1511
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 3: smart grandson that they can brag about at the pool

1512
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 3: or whatever.

1513
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 2: Great.

1514
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,519
Speaker 3: The three people you'll be giving them to our Drake

1515
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 3: R and B Sensation, Shelley Duvall. We love Shelley and

1516
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 3: I have a something I've recently learned. Does I have

1517
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:43,240
Speaker 3: a hard time with celebrity pronunciations? Is it the safty

1518
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:44,799
Speaker 3: brothers or the softy brothers?

1519
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 2: Great question. I think it's the.

1520
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 4: Softy brother softy brothers, not softy like ice cream.

1521
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 2: Maybe it is safty. It might be.

1522
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 3: Safty, might be softy, it's s a f d I E. Yeah,

1523
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,879
Speaker 3: BT's their most recent movie, that just uncut gems.

1524
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 2: No, there's a newer one.

1525
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 3: They have a new one they produced called Funny Pages. Yes,

1526
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,960
Speaker 3: I've heard it's great. Okay, but yeah, I think they're

1527
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 3: just producers. I think someone else directed it.

1528
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, this is really hard. Well, obviously I'm gonna

1529
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 2: give Drake the whip smart grandson. Why because I just

1530
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:34,520
Speaker 2: feel like he would really enjoy that relationship, in that dynamic.

1531
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 2: You know, I feel like I don't know Drake, I've

1532
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 2: never met him, but that tandem, that partnership of Drake

1533
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:47,679
Speaker 2: and a just a fucking super smart math, whiz math,

1534
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:54,160
Speaker 2: whiz wise cracking, you know, grandson hanging out with him

1535
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 2: like and he has to hang out with you. Yes,

1536
01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:00,040
Speaker 2: it's not like the grandson is like you know, you

1537
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 2: see him like once a year on the holidays like this,

1538
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:05,640
Speaker 2: he's like in the entourage like all the time. Like

1539
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,479
Speaker 2: it would kind of be a burden.

1540
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,640
Speaker 3: The parents are kind of absent at this point, and

1541
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,320
Speaker 3: Drake is like, I'm kind of the parent, but he

1542
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:14,280
Speaker 3: has my grandson and he's so great. I have to

1543
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:14,880
Speaker 3: tell you about it.

1544
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,720
Speaker 2: I would love to just kind of see him have

1545
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:20,080
Speaker 2: to deal with that. It would kind of be a burden,

1546
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 2: and I think I would enjoy watching that. They're probably

1547
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,400
Speaker 2: he probably work his way into some songs.

1548
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,200
Speaker 3: All right. And Drake loves he's a rapper. He loves

1549
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 3: to brag. That's part of the rap game. And somebody's

1550
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:30,880
Speaker 3: bragging about his grandson.

1551
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 2: His whip smart grandson. So fresh cut flowers, I guess

1552
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:42,240
Speaker 2: would be Shelley Duvall. And that sounds a little gender

1553
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 2: conforming whatever, but I just feel like she would really

1554
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,680
Speaker 2: appreciate that. I don't think that she would benefit from

1555
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:53,519
Speaker 2: four Instagram followers. The Softie Brothers might really like that.

1556
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:57,040
Speaker 2: They might go on their Instagram, assuming they have a shared.

1557
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're kind of like all those couples as a

1558
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 3: shared Facebook account. I want to make sure they're not

1559
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:02,720
Speaker 3: cheating on.

1560
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:05,040
Speaker 2: Look it up. But I feel like if they got

1561
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 2: four new followers, they would be Yeah, they could be

1562
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:11,320
Speaker 2: pretty psyched, you know, if they were verified and they were.

1563
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 3: Like cool, right, not just four blank account.

1564
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not just like four you know civilians. I'm

1565
01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:22,800
Speaker 2: talking about like four you know, cool other famous you know,

1566
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:27,120
Speaker 2: Like I was thrilled recently when I saw that someone

1567
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:29,839
Speaker 2: started following you know, that account, passenger shaming.

1568
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 3: I don't know this account. I'm still out of touch.

1569
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:37,240
Speaker 2: Are you on Instagram? I am? And you don't follow

1570
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:38,240
Speaker 2: passenger shaming?

1571
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 3: No, I don't.

1572
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,120
Speaker 2: Have you ever been on an airplane before?

1573
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:43,040
Speaker 3: I have been on an airplane, so you know.

1574
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:46,320
Speaker 2: About air travel. There's a really funny Instagram account called

1575
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:50,000
Speaker 2: passenger shaming, and it's all you send them pictures of

1576
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 2: people doing terrible things on planes. So it's all people

1577
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 2: with like, you know, clipping their tongue in, people with

1578
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,720
Speaker 2: you know, open wounds on those on their leg.

1579
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,080
Speaker 3: The person should be on an emergency helicopter, but they

1580
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:03,719
Speaker 3: got confused.

1581
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,719
Speaker 2: But there's all sorts of just like really gross, No,

1582
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,000
Speaker 2: not just gross, but like like one I remember was

1583
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,600
Speaker 2: a woman scrolling. She had the movie screen, you know,

1584
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 2: right in front of her in like first class, and

1585
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:18,519
Speaker 2: she's barefoot, and she's scrolling through the movie choices with

1586
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:22,439
Speaker 2: her fucking bare feet. So someone she knows what she's

1587
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,240
Speaker 2: Someone videoed that and sent it to passenger shaming anyway,

1588
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,640
Speaker 2: I just saw that they followed me on Instagram and

1589
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:32,080
Speaker 2: I was very excited. It's a funny account. So for

1590
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:35,520
Speaker 2: the Softie Brothers, if they had, you know, a verified

1591
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 2: fool account like that.

1592
01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 3: I feel like they would be excited to get a

1593
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 3: follow from Shelley to ball.

1594
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 2: I don't know her Instagram game.

1595
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 3: I don't know, I know, but I feel like they'd

1596
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,160
Speaker 3: be like Shelley's following us.

1597
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:48,560
Speaker 2: This is this is a terrible question, and I apologize.

1598
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 2: If Shelley is listening. Is Shelley a lot boy? I hope?

1599
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 2: So I don't she is? Okay?

1600
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,520
Speaker 3: On Lise is nodding, yes.

1601
01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 2: Onalise, you have been typing furiously. Are you transcribing.

1602
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:07,000
Speaker 3: Anal says writing their novel? I've asked Honali's please put

1603
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 3: the novel on hold for one hour.

1604
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 2: She can't. Inspiration strikes when it does, and she is

1605
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 2: motivated to write.

1606
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 3: Look, when you're writing a novel, you have to throw

1607
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,639
Speaker 3: yourself into you got.

1608
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,040
Speaker 2: You got to get it out there. So Shelley Duvall

1609
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:26,559
Speaker 2: is currently a lot We okay, okay, we have confirmation

1610
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:28,879
Speaker 2: she is alive. We don't know whether she's on Instagram,

1611
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:32,320
Speaker 2: but she would I assume like fresh cut Flowers more

1612
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,040
Speaker 2: than four followers on Instagram.

1613
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:38,160
Speaker 3: I feel like the title of the Safty Softie Brothers

1614
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 3: movie about Shelley Davall is called fresh cut Flowers. It's

1615
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:44,280
Speaker 3: kind of a spiritual follow up to Uncut Gems. That's great,

1616
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:47,680
Speaker 3: and people are like, Shelley's back. Why hasn't she been

1617
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 3: in movies for the last forty years? Well, the Saftes know, are.

1618
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:52,120
Speaker 2: You friends with the Saftes?

1619
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 3: Well, based on my punciation, but it was a very

1620
01:18:56,400 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 3: specific poll there to the Safties are on here? Yeah,

1621
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 3: this is an endless list of celebrities. That's what I

1622
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:08,320
Speaker 3: was calculating. I'm randomly calculatings.

1623
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 2: Walked by you in the grocery store. Not together, not together,

1624
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:15,840
Speaker 2: just apart from would you go, Holy crap, that's David

1625
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 2: and Chris say, I don't know their names? What is it?

1626
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,120
Speaker 2: David and Gris?

1627
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

1628
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 2: What so you?

1629
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:23,160
Speaker 3: Albert and Simon?

1630
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know them.

1631
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,400
Speaker 3: I would only recognize them together. You separate them and

1632
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:29,679
Speaker 3: I'm essentially blind.

1633
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:33,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't. I'm I'll take your word for I

1634
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:37,840
Speaker 2: I'm not convinced that you would recognize them together.

1635
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,320
Speaker 3: Well, let's look at the song that said we are

1636
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:43,120
Speaker 3: the Safty Brothers. The evidence is, I know their most

1637
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 3: recently produced movie. I'm now actually talking about it being good,

1638
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 3: so maybe I do know them.

1639
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,720
Speaker 2: I think that you saw like a part of a

1640
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:56,320
Speaker 2: trailer on Instagram like I did, like yesterday, and you're like, oh,

1641
01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 2: funny is it funny papers?

1642
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,439
Speaker 3: Is it funny pages?

1643
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,599
Speaker 2: Funny page? And I think that I think what happened

1644
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:04,960
Speaker 2: was it was just at a film festival, maybe in Venice, right.

1645
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:09,080
Speaker 3: Probably Tiff, Yes, Tiff, I love the name Tiff for

1646
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,719
Speaker 3: the Tiffany Film Festival.

1647
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 2: Film Festival.

1648
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:17,120
Speaker 3: No, don't know them, but it feels like that those

1649
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:20,040
Speaker 3: are nice natural choices. They get four followers. Hopefully one

1650
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:22,640
Speaker 3: of Shelley revives her career so you no longer think

1651
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:26,800
Speaker 3: she's dead. She's getting flowers, maybe the day she gets

1652
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:30,040
Speaker 3: nominated for the Oscar for being in this in this year.

1653
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,640
Speaker 2: In this movie. Are you have you ever been to?

1654
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 2: This is going back to you. I know you're about

1655
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:39,120
Speaker 2: to wrap it up right there, but as a guest,

1656
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:42,840
Speaker 2: I won't allow it. Will you be at Sundance this year?

1657
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,920
Speaker 2: Are you because you are from Utah.

1658
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,080
Speaker 3: I used to go to Sundance Is that true? Just

1659
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:49,800
Speaker 3: like as an observer when I lived in Utah?

1660
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would you go there and see movies?

1661
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would go see movies. Oh cool, you would

1662
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:56,120
Speaker 3: buy tickets or whatever and go see movies. I've never

1663
01:20:56,200 --> 01:21:01,639
Speaker 3: been there as as a person in the industry. Yeah, yeah,

1664
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,519
Speaker 3: maybe at some point I've had. I feel like I

1665
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:07,200
Speaker 3: had a short film screened by Sundance at another thing

1666
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,200
Speaker 3: that wasn't Sundance, which was nice, but then it was also.

1667
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:14,000
Speaker 2: Like, come on, what about take the pod there?

1668
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:16,919
Speaker 3: Take Do you take a podcast to a film festival?

1669
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:19,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so many celebs.

1670
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,559
Speaker 3: Maybe and what we're just waiting for him to pass by.

1671
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:24,760
Speaker 2: Well you do do it? You do a short, you

1672
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,800
Speaker 2: do like a speed round with people.

1673
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:30,000
Speaker 3: And they're giving me their Sundance swag. Oh my god,

1674
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:33,120
Speaker 3: here we go. The wheels are turning. I mean it

1675
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:36,000
Speaker 3: is swag city that It's crazy. I mean I would

1676
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,840
Speaker 3: get swag and I wasn't a celebrity or anything. They're

1677
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:38,840
Speaker 3: just handing out nice.

1678
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:42,080
Speaker 2: I got in a lot of trouble. I went there,

1679
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,040
Speaker 2: no big deal. I you know, I can afford to

1680
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:47,640
Speaker 2: go to the festival. I went there for something a

1681
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:51,120
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, and there was a booth or

1682
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:54,160
Speaker 2: whatever the people that make coach, you know, bags.

1683
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,200
Speaker 3: Oh sure, sure, you know.

1684
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:59,880
Speaker 2: So I saw something there that I wanted to and

1685
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,760
Speaker 2: they didn't have it in my size. It was a

1686
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 2: big jacket, was like a big pea coat that they made.

1687
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:06,920
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, and they said, oh, we'll send

1688
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:08,439
Speaker 2: it to you. Just give us your address and we'll

1689
01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:11,200
Speaker 2: send it to you. So a huge like bag of

1690
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:14,280
Speaker 2: coach came to my house and my wife was so

1691
01:22:14,479 --> 01:22:18,479
Speaker 2: excited for one second and then saw that it was

1692
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:21,160
Speaker 2: for me. It was so mad that I got something

1693
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 2: for myself and did not get something for her, And

1694
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:27,280
Speaker 2: I really did screw up. I was a big mental blunder.

1695
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:28,280
Speaker 2: But in that.

1696
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,320
Speaker 3: Situation, could you have said, can I also get one

1697
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,640
Speaker 3: from my wife? Or is that I think that might

1698
01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:32,160
Speaker 3: be cross.

1699
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:35,639
Speaker 2: I'm not very famous and I'm like kind of lucky

1700
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:38,760
Speaker 2: to be getting swag, so to be like, hey, well

1701
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 2: what about for my wife there? You know, it depends.

1702
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:42,160
Speaker 2: It depends if if you're.

1703
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:43,840
Speaker 3: Kind of blindsided in that moment, You're like, I didn't

1704
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:47,160
Speaker 3: expect the stappen to think of another person. Yeah, like

1705
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:48,600
Speaker 3: all the people you could be getting things for.

1706
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,920
Speaker 2: But I think our idea for you to take this

1707
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 2: podcast to sun Dance and get so much swag. I mean,

1708
01:22:56,320 --> 01:23:00,400
Speaker 2: that's a little bit devious to do it, but it's

1709
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:01,840
Speaker 2: also just a great way to get a lot of

1710
01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:03,160
Speaker 2: famous people to do the show.

1711
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:05,599
Speaker 3: That's an I mean, the wheels are turning and you're.

1712
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:08,240
Speaker 2: From there, right, it makes perfect go see your family.

1713
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:10,920
Speaker 2: You could also maybe make amends. Maybe there's people that you.

1714
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:13,800
Speaker 3: Have to Half of that episode is me apologizing to

1715
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 3: different Mormons and then meeting celebrities and getting they were

1716
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:20,479
Speaker 3: there too tired to carry around exactly. And then it's

1717
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,200
Speaker 3: like seventeen degrees.

1718
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:25,679
Speaker 2: There's snow boots and they're there are good.

1719
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:28,960
Speaker 3: Things at Sundance, there are hopefully. Yeah, I feel like

1720
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:29,760
Speaker 3: this has gott to happen.

1721
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:30,920
Speaker 2: There's a lot of swag there.

1722
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:36,799
Speaker 3: Robert reach out, Robert Redford invite me. I've got a think.

1723
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:40,760
Speaker 2: He's listening right now. Of course, I don't know the

1724
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 2: audience for the pod, so I don't know whether Robert

1725
01:23:43,439 --> 01:23:47,640
Speaker 2: Redford is actively live. You know, there's a live show and.

1726
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:49,439
Speaker 3: He's trying to get through, but his phone isn't.

1727
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:51,000
Speaker 2: Working okay, because I'm looking at my phone and.

1728
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:54,040
Speaker 3: I've disabled his phone remotely. There was a point when

1729
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:56,720
Speaker 3: he was calling him too often, and it was like, yes,

1730
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 3: you're a celebrity, but what was the last real thing

1731
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:00,320
Speaker 3: it did?

1732
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:03,479
Speaker 2: I have a terrible question. Robert Redford is so alive?

1733
01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,519
Speaker 2: Robert is question Mark.

1734
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:06,920
Speaker 3: Honly's nodding head.

1735
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:08,639
Speaker 2: Okay, confirm that. Okay.

1736
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:11,200
Speaker 3: He was in a movie about being lost at sea

1737
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 3: a few years ago.

1738
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:14,960
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, I remember. I just feel like

1739
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:19,200
Speaker 2: I haven't seen him, so I'm I'm assuming he's doing okay. Okay.

1740
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,160
Speaker 2: She's skyping with him, so he's fine. Okay.

1741
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:28,320
Speaker 3: Robert is skyping into the podcasts, screaming at anay's.

1742
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:32,320
Speaker 2: What put me through to the boys? Tell him I'm alive.

1743
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:40,640
Speaker 3: Okay, perfectly played game, Thank you, excellently played. We have

1744
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:42,439
Speaker 3: to answer a listener question, would you help me?

1745
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:46,439
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's not. Honestly, it's not my favorite part

1746
01:24:46,479 --> 01:24:47,519
Speaker 2: of the show, but I will do it.

1747
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:48,559
Speaker 3: You hate this you.

1748
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,400
Speaker 2: Because I like it when it's us. I like it

1749
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:54,160
Speaker 2: when it's me and Bridger and Onally's is kind of

1750
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:56,719
Speaker 2: like looking at us and Robert kind of begging Robert

1751
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,839
Speaker 2: trying to skype in. I don't love letting the listeners

1752
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,800
Speaker 2: in this much, but we can if you want.

1753
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,759
Speaker 3: Okay. Uh, this is the final segment of the podcast.

1754
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:09,519
Speaker 3: Thank god, it's good you and me both. Uh. It's

1755
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,760
Speaker 3: called I said no emails people write into. I said

1756
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,479
Speaker 3: no gifts at gmail dot com.

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01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:15,439
Speaker 2: Can you say the address one more time?

1758
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:18,680
Speaker 3: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. Okay, I'm

1759
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:20,720
Speaker 3: gonna start kind of hammering that with.

1760
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:25,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking go after it. It takes over your

1761
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:28,920
Speaker 2: life in a really unhealthy way. Break me back. Why

1762
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,840
Speaker 2: are you writing me? I know where you live.

1763
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:35,479
Speaker 3: Your entire emails in the subject line, it's just so

1764
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:40,160
Speaker 3: so angry. Uh, here's a good here. Let's read this one.

1765
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:46,160
Speaker 3: This says deer Bridger and most disrespectful guests yet probably

1766
01:25:46,439 --> 01:25:47,880
Speaker 3: so that's an interesting way to present you.

1767
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:50,600
Speaker 2: Wow. Did they know that it was going to be me?

1768
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:53,559
Speaker 3: No? They must have known, right, No, they consulted up.

1769
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,519
Speaker 2: I'll pre promote who's coming. That wouldn't make sense.

1770
01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,719
Speaker 3: We've been like for months, Robs coming to the show.

1771
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,240
Speaker 2: Don't give up yet my appearance, please please.

1772
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:07,559
Speaker 3: My husband, Dakota and I welcomed our baby girl, Emma,

1773
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:10,679
Speaker 3: into the world on April first. She is our first

1774
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,000
Speaker 3: child and we are totally in love with her. I

1775
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:15,400
Speaker 3: have since quit my job and I'm a stay at

1776
01:26:15,439 --> 01:26:18,600
Speaker 3: home mom. Our two year wedding anniversary is approaching, and

1777
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:20,800
Speaker 3: this is where I need your help. Being a single

1778
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:23,559
Speaker 3: income family, we're on a tight budget. Will you please

1779
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:28,000
Speaker 3: give me a gift ideas for our anniversary. Dakota, the husband, enjoys.

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01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:32,000
Speaker 2: Please, you're saying Dakota's name a lot. We're really like

1781
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,000
Speaker 2: promoting Dakota. We get We've been.

1782
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:39,960
Speaker 3: Written by Dakota. Probably know Dakota enjoys playing disc golf

1783
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:41,760
Speaker 3: and listening to the grateful.

1784
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 2: Dead in the traditional Boy Oh Boy.

1785
01:26:44,479 --> 01:26:45,799
Speaker 3: The traditional two year.

1786
01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:49,920
Speaker 2: And Dakota is the income earner, not for long. He's

1787
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,240
Speaker 2: not listening to the dead and playing frisbee golf the

1788
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:56,559
Speaker 2: countries following them on tour Jerry.

1789
01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,439
Speaker 3: The traditional two year anniversary gift is caught and the

1790
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,120
Speaker 3: modern gift is China. Thank you, Jordan.

1791
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:08,040
Speaker 2: So either Dakokota and Emma, that's a handsome family.

1792
01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:10,080
Speaker 3: That is a good looking family. They're getting the pic

1793
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:12,200
Speaker 3: they're getting pictures for the holiday carts already.

1794
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:15,280
Speaker 2: And I don't know where they live or what they

1795
01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:18,400
Speaker 2: look like, but they do sound their names are extraordinary.

1796
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,519
Speaker 2: I don't think you have to go by the whatever

1797
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:26,439
Speaker 2: it's the two years. Think of what it is. I

1798
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:29,200
Speaker 2: don't know what it is. I don't know who made

1799
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:31,280
Speaker 2: that up. It's certainly not a gift that you would

1800
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,360
Speaker 2: be like, oh, thank you for the thing made out

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01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:37,200
Speaker 2: of cotton. I'd rather have a fucking diamond, you dumb,

1802
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:43,719
Speaker 2: dumb you know so for Dakota love diamonds. Dakota loves diamonds.

1803
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:48,639
Speaker 2: He's following the dead and he's wearing his diamond. He's

1804
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:50,960
Speaker 2: got ice, so much.

1805
01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:53,880
Speaker 3: Ice spending the one in common.

1806
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:57,960
Speaker 2: So Dakota. And by the way, we're not making fun

1807
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,920
Speaker 2: of Dakota that he likes the dead or he's on

1808
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:01,920
Speaker 2: tour with them. I don't know that he's on tour

1809
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:04,800
Speaker 2: with them. I'm sure he may have a great job.

1810
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:10,639
Speaker 2: We're stereotyping Dakota. But what do you give your husband

1811
01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:13,200
Speaker 2: who's into frisbee golf and the dead for their two

1812
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:17,479
Speaker 2: year anniversary? And they have one child, so you don't

1813
01:28:17,479 --> 01:28:19,400
Speaker 2: want to spend a ton of money.

1814
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:23,760
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, I feel like the baby. We have

1815
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:26,240
Speaker 3: three people In this scenario, one has a job. One

1816
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,080
Speaker 3: is new to the world and has gotten rid of

1817
01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:29,720
Speaker 3: one of the jobs. This baby needs to become an

1818
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:33,840
Speaker 3: income earner. We lost Instagram account.

1819
01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:36,160
Speaker 2: A whole other podcast. Wait, this is not part of

1820
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:36,559
Speaker 2: the gift.

1821
01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:38,599
Speaker 3: This is just a side Well, this is in order

1822
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:41,160
Speaker 3: to afford whatever gift we're about to present them. This

1823
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:43,479
Speaker 3: baby has got to become this baby.

1824
01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:47,240
Speaker 2: This baby. We're gonna blow up Emma on Instagram. She

1825
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:52,080
Speaker 2: does need some sort of cool content out there. I

1826
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:53,640
Speaker 2: don't know what her instagame is.

1827
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:56,120
Speaker 3: She's gonna have a gimmick. We've got plenty of babies

1828
01:28:56,160 --> 01:28:57,960
Speaker 3: at this point that What does this baby do that's

1829
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,439
Speaker 3: gonna break through the noise at this point? What maybe

1830
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,120
Speaker 3: have to do? Yeah, I mean it's got to learn

1831
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:06,519
Speaker 3: to talk real quick. Uh. Maybe it's wearing something that

1832
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,040
Speaker 3: a baby doesn't usually wear.

1833
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:12,160
Speaker 2: These are all great ideas, but we are getting away.

1834
01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,839
Speaker 3: From the because I'm worried about their income.

1835
01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:19,320
Speaker 2: Well is there are most of your emails gifts related.

1836
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:23,240
Speaker 3: They're almost a gift or like social situations.

1837
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:25,719
Speaker 2: So hard for me, it's hard. I'm not a great gift.

1838
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,360
Speaker 3: I absolutely believe in both of us because we have

1839
01:29:28,479 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 3: information here disc golf if you ever played disc golf, not.

1840
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:35,519
Speaker 2: That I would like to talk about throwing up, Yeah,

1841
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:39,519
Speaker 2: there are. They're What they do is they set up

1842
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:43,040
Speaker 2: these little posts and you know, it's like a like

1843
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:45,519
Speaker 2: about four or five feet tall, and it has a

1844
01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:48,439
Speaker 2: little a bunch of chains around it with a basket,

1845
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:50,720
Speaker 2: and you throw the frisbee and you try to get

1846
01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:52,599
Speaker 2: it stuck in these chains so it falls into the back.

1847
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:52,920
Speaker 1: Oh.

1848
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:58,040
Speaker 2: Sure, it's really fucking lame. It's so lame. Coda. I'm

1849
01:29:58,080 --> 01:30:02,160
Speaker 2: so sorry. I mean, Dakota, it's great, buddy, it is great.

1850
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:04,360
Speaker 2: And and we're going to get you a frisbee made

1851
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,000
Speaker 2: out of cotton.

1852
01:30:06,439 --> 01:30:09,160
Speaker 3: I mean, if the modern gift is China, is that

1853
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:13,240
Speaker 3: what we're talking about? Like the plates, here's maybe frisbee.

1854
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:17,240
Speaker 2: What is her name? Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Here's the deal.

1855
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,720
Speaker 2: This is this is my move. This is what I

1856
01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:24,640
Speaker 2: would do. Get him something related to the baby, so

1857
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,479
Speaker 2: it can't not like it, you know what I mean,

1858
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:31,080
Speaker 2: Like it's your two year anniversary, Emma, is you know,

1859
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:34,680
Speaker 2: the the focal point of your of your marriage and

1860
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:37,640
Speaker 2: your life. And if you give him something like I

1861
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:40,560
Speaker 2: don't know, like a plate with her face on it,

1862
01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:49,120
Speaker 2: or Frisbee Frisbee? Are you kidding me? Can you get

1863
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:50,040
Speaker 2: a Frisbee?

1864
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:56,200
Speaker 3: I'm sure the world of online customization that doesn't happen.

1865
01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:59,639
Speaker 3: That that's after after we launched sweatpants, sweatpants, We're going

1866
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:02,439
Speaker 3: straight into customized frisbees, Frisbees.

1867
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:06,760
Speaker 2: Put a picture of Emma on a Frisbee. Done and

1868
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:10,960
Speaker 2: it's set, and it's done. You are really good at that.

1869
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:14,800
Speaker 2: We got to it. Is that a burden for you?

1870
01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:18,880
Speaker 3: It's it's certainly a curse and a burden. Okay, it's work.

1871
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:23,720
Speaker 3: It's draining me and eventually it's good. I mean it's

1872
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:24,919
Speaker 3: aging me rapidly.

1873
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:29,960
Speaker 2: The thinking of other gifts for other people.

1874
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,320
Speaker 3: Just thinking about other people in general. I'd like to

1875
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:34,479
Speaker 3: kind of just keep it all here, and yeah, it

1876
01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:36,639
Speaker 3: can be taxing, kind of go through the world thinking

1877
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:40,160
Speaker 3: about Bridger looking in mirrors and yes, flexing, thinking what's

1878
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,240
Speaker 3: Bridger's next move?

1879
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:42,880
Speaker 2: Yes, this kind of thing, what's he going to buy

1880
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:47,120
Speaker 2: at the grocery store? But yet to constantly be thinking

1881
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:50,880
Speaker 2: about other people's gifts, and then of course people you're

1882
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:52,960
Speaker 2: famous for this. Now people are gonna be like your

1883
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,040
Speaker 2: whole life and people gonna go, oh, what can.

1884
01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:59,360
Speaker 3: I get right? And I'm absolutely just at a loss.

1885
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:02,080
Speaker 2: Maybe is there a cheat for you? Like, is there

1886
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:05,280
Speaker 2: a way to just have like five you know, and

1887
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:07,320
Speaker 2: then you just go no matter that you kind.

1888
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:08,879
Speaker 3: Of tailored to the situation.

1889
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:13,320
Speaker 2: Yes you go okay, but you have to act like

1890
01:32:13,439 --> 01:32:14,160
Speaker 2: it's the first.

1891
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:16,479
Speaker 3: Time that just popped into my mind. Oh have you

1892
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:16,880
Speaker 3: heard of?

1893
01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:21,360
Speaker 2: I think? I think also sponsorship idea for you. You

1894
01:32:21,479 --> 01:32:23,920
Speaker 2: got to get these relationships going with these brands so

1895
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,200
Speaker 2: that you can just fucking go, oh, you got to

1896
01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:29,600
Speaker 2: get this thing from Target or not Target, because you

1897
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:30,200
Speaker 2: know that's big.

1898
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:33,640
Speaker 3: But you know, if you if you get right, this

1899
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:36,080
Speaker 3: is a great gift item. This brand of sweatpants. I

1900
01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:37,000
Speaker 3: give it to everyone.

1901
01:32:37,160 --> 01:32:40,519
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly? Is that because I gave you sweatpants? What

1902
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 2: if it was?

1903
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,000
Speaker 3: What if I had completely forgotten sweatpants at this point?

1904
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,080
Speaker 3: Very worrisome.

1905
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:49,120
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like if companies sponsored you,

1906
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:53,800
Speaker 2: if like you got five companies to sponsor you that

1907
01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,800
Speaker 2: sold a variety of different types of stuff, you could

1908
01:32:56,920 --> 01:33:00,400
Speaker 2: always then say, oh, here here's my secret blah blah

1909
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:01,200
Speaker 2: blah blah blah dot com.

1910
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:04,000
Speaker 3: I reach into my gift toolbox and everyone loves.

1911
01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:07,560
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to solve problems because it sounds like

1912
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:08,120
Speaker 2: a burden.

1913
01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:10,280
Speaker 3: You know that I have a lot of issues in

1914
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:10,800
Speaker 3: my life.

1915
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:14,360
Speaker 2: No, I just I don't like it's stressful to me.

1916
01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:16,400
Speaker 2: We look, we have to go to a kid's birthday

1917
01:33:16,439 --> 01:33:19,000
Speaker 2: party next weekend, and I'm like, I'm stressed about what

1918
01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:20,080
Speaker 2: I get this person.

1919
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:22,080
Speaker 3: That's a hard one because on their parents are going

1920
01:33:22,120 --> 01:33:23,880
Speaker 3: to be seeing what you gave the kid, and what

1921
01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:25,720
Speaker 3: is the price budget for a kid's gift?

1922
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:28,760
Speaker 2: These times, I don't want to go too low, so

1923
01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:32,320
Speaker 2: I spend a thousand. I spend a thousand on my

1924
01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:35,280
Speaker 2: daughter's like you know, a classmate of hers in kindergarten.

1925
01:33:35,439 --> 01:33:38,559
Speaker 2: I just go, this is a thousand, will be nice,

1926
01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:41,360
Speaker 2: no one will complain. We usually make it a gift card.

1927
01:33:41,479 --> 01:33:44,280
Speaker 2: It'll be like a thousand dollars Starbucks gift.

1928
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:47,800
Speaker 3: Card, piece of furniture from Creighton Barrel or something, a

1929
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:48,760
Speaker 3: new couch.

1930
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:55,840
Speaker 2: An L shaped couch for your seven year old. But yeah,

1931
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:56,040
Speaker 2: it is.

1932
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:56,720
Speaker 3: That is.

1933
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:59,800
Speaker 2: I feel for you that it's tough. I appreciate that

1934
01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:01,600
Speaker 2: about that. The holidays must be.

1935
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:05,439
Speaker 3: The holidays are killing me. They're absolutely bleeding me.

1936
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:10,680
Speaker 2: Try this podcasts. If you listen long enough, it does

1937
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:12,640
Speaker 2: take a dark turn most of the episodes.

1938
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:14,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it starts to just slowly.

1939
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:17,240
Speaker 2: It starts off very positive, very did we get to

1940
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:20,400
Speaker 2: the gift, and then there's some you know, a little

1941
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,440
Speaker 2: bit of a come down, and then eventually.

1942
01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:24,240
Speaker 3: We get to you just looked at that crack in

1943
01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:26,280
Speaker 3: the foundation. At the very beginning, you would know that

1944
01:34:26,439 --> 01:34:29,080
Speaker 3: this was all going to cave in around you. But yeah, yeah,

1945
01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:31,880
Speaker 3: it sneaks up on you and your day's ruined.

1946
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:33,720
Speaker 1: Rob.

1947
01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:35,599
Speaker 3: I have my sweatpants here, Ridger.

1948
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:37,439
Speaker 2: It was a delight to get them to you.

1949
01:34:37,760 --> 01:34:39,840
Speaker 3: I'm so happy you came. I'm going to be wandering

1950
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:42,679
Speaker 3: around the neighborhood and these and oversized crocs.

1951
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:43,320
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1952
01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:44,519
Speaker 3: The neighbors will thank.

1953
01:34:44,439 --> 01:34:47,880
Speaker 2: You well, thank you for I hope that you will

1954
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:50,519
Speaker 2: get a lot of use out of them. Look, God

1955
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:53,360
Speaker 2: forbid that your house burns down, but keep them, keep

1956
01:34:53,439 --> 01:34:55,880
Speaker 2: them handy so you can run outside.

1957
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:59,520
Speaker 3: And firefighter, I'm dangling lifeless from his arms and my sweatpants.

1958
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:03,040
Speaker 2: I mean definitely I could see you cradled as a

1959
01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:06,920
Speaker 2: baby in sweat any sweatpants and a big strapping fireman's

1960
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,519
Speaker 2: arms like a nine foot tall fire Well, can I

1961
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:11,240
Speaker 2: just put you down now? It's okay. If you want

1962
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:14,000
Speaker 2: to carry me around longer, well, i'd really prefer I mean,

1963
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:16,400
Speaker 2: I kind of saved you already. I'll just put you down, right, bro,

1964
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:20,600
Speaker 2: It's okay. I'm being passed from arm to arm. The

1965
01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:24,000
Speaker 2: firemen are pressing me in a circle the old timey

1966
01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:26,560
Speaker 2: rescue where they pass you down the line of like

1967
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:30,120
Speaker 2: the bucket brigade, like the last one.

1968
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:33,240
Speaker 3: It's really romantical.

1969
01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:37,160
Speaker 2: That would be beautiful.

1970
01:35:37,439 --> 01:35:39,400
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for being here, Thank you for having me.

1971
01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:43,440
Speaker 3: Everybody and listener. I know your day has been absolutely

1972
01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:47,880
Speaker 3: decimated and ruined. Where do you go from here? It's

1973
01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:51,280
Speaker 3: anybody's guess. But that's the risk you take when you

1974
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:54,320
Speaker 3: start listening to this podcast, and it happens week after week.

1975
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:57,599
Speaker 3: Maybe eventually you learn to stop. But in the meantime,

1976
01:35:57,640 --> 01:35:59,920
Speaker 3: I want you to pick up the pieces and move.

1977
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:07,840
Speaker 3: The podcast is over. I love you, goodbye, I said.

1978
01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:11,120
Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

1979
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:14,559
Speaker 3: our dear friend Annalise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by

1980
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:17,759
Speaker 3: John Bradley, and we couldn't do it without our guest booker,

1981
01:36:17,960 --> 01:36:22,160
Speaker 3: Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

1982
01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:26,240
Speaker 3: from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show

1983
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:28,920
Speaker 3: on Instagram. At I said, no gifts. I don't want

1984
01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:31,160
Speaker 3: to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see

1985
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:33,639
Speaker 3: pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't

1986
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:35,000
Speaker 3: you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1987
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:42,519
Speaker 2: My line, why did you hear? Fun? A man?

1988
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:50,559
Speaker 1: Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guessed, Tom. You gotta

1989
01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:57,640
Speaker 1: come to me empty, And I said, no guests, your presences,

1990
01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:04,280
Speaker 1: presence en I already had too much stuff, So how

1991
01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:07,000
Speaker 1: do you dare to surbey me