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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone framey today morning sees Hello and Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day here at doctor's office where we're

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Speaker 1: calling with your test results. My name is Bucky Joe,

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Speaker 1: and am I speaking with Brandon? Yeah, Brandon, how are you?

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Speaker 1: You know? I had a friend named Brandon once in

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Speaker 1: high school. We used to go to the cafeteria all

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Speaker 1: the time, and one time I was carrying my food

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Speaker 1: around and he ran up behind me in the old

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Speaker 1: swat team and I looked at him and I said,

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Speaker 1: what a swat team? Meaning? Before I could even get

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Speaker 1: the words mean out of my mouth, that's high into

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Speaker 1: the left, he hit the food and my food flopped

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Speaker 1: right on the floor, and I was like, that's what

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Speaker 1: a swat team is. Anyway, Brandon, back to you, I

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Speaker 1: have your test results. Oh great, all right, yeah, did

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Speaker 1: anything come back positive? That's a very good question. And

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you I had a friend once who could

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Speaker 1: ask great questions, and that's what he said, the key

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Speaker 1: to getting to know somebody really was. He was quite

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Speaker 1: the extroverted type of guy. And well back when I

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Speaker 1: was younger, I was really going and he would tell

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Speaker 1: me how to get to know people. But I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. What was that, Brandon? Could you just tell

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Speaker 1: me if anything came back positive? Oh, that's right, we're

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Speaker 1: talking about your test, Brandon. We're in this just to

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Speaker 1: make sure I've got the right person here. It's Brandon

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Speaker 1: stepping up to the plate to get his test results.

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Speaker 1: Is that the correct name? Yeah, yeah, that's my name.

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Speaker 1: The stats have it that every single time Brandon has

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Speaker 1: come into the office to get his test results, if

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Speaker 1: you look at the stats, it's positive most of the time.

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Speaker 1: Almost okay, man, hey percent of the time? Is could

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Speaker 1: you just tell me? Like, do I have an STD?

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Speaker 1: Can you just tell me that do I have an STD?

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Speaker 1: Is a good question, you know, Brandon. Back in nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety two, a friend of was asking, because why why

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Speaker 1: are you talking so slow? Like, can you just tell

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Speaker 1: me what my test results are? Just I've never had

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Speaker 1: this happen before. All. I'm pretty sure it's cut and dry,

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Speaker 1: don't you think, Brandon? Okay, hey, Brandon, I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: Bucky Joe here, Um, why are you talking like that?

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Speaker 1: All right? Full disclosure here, Brandon, I worked with the

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Speaker 1: doctors office. I'm calling with the test results and this

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Speaker 1: is not my passion. I always wanted to be a

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Speaker 1: baseball announcer. So I have fun sometimes when I call

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Speaker 1: up clients and to do the little baseball announcer voice

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Speaker 1: while I'm giving them their test results. It's it's kind

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Speaker 1: of fun. Oh, this is not the time, all right,

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Speaker 1: Like I've been waiting on you. There, he goes, Brandon

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Speaker 1: has swung on too full on rage mode. He's very

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Speaker 1: upset because I was trying to give him his test results.

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Speaker 1: And then I started telling other stories about friends of

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Speaker 1: mine who has who have had STDs and been their

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Speaker 1: stories to other friends out there. And Brandon, who manages

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Speaker 1: speaking out of turn again, Brandon, yet I speak to

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Speaker 1: who manages this is? And that's a high fly f

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Speaker 1: bomb over to the right field. They're gonna run up

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Speaker 1: underneath it. Just in the right position and field. That

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Speaker 1: f bomb perfectly caught that one, and that's the end

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Speaker 1: of the inning. The bases were loaded, and now everybody

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Speaker 1: struck the f out You all right, all right, Well

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Speaker 1: that was a very direct hit there. That's a steer

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Speaker 1: right or straight down in the middle. They gotta learn

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Speaker 1: to hit the curveball on that one. So anyway you

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Speaker 1: a results, Yeah, I want my results. You've bastard. The

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Speaker 1: results are I have no idea because this is a

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Speaker 1: phone prank. Oh my god, what Yeah, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your buddy Garrett set you up. Garrett, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe it. You said you had a one night

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Speaker 1: stand and went to go get a test done after,

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Speaker 1: and you've been very nervous. So I figured why not

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Speaker 1: call with your results and have you speak to the

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Speaker 1: slowest talking person in the world. A baseball announcer wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubile phone pranks.